xt72v6986x1n https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt72v6986x1n/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19320205 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, February 5, 1932 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 5, 1932 1932 2013 true xt72v6986x1n section xt72v6986x1n Best Copy Available THE FRIDAY EDITION i k i, y k i: rn fa. s r: Mi-v- ; n NTUCKY KERNEL ART KXIIIBIT ski. i'oktk aits on vikw at art ( i;m f;i i UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY I.FAINGTON, KKNT!'( KY, FRIDAY. FEBRUARY VOLITMK XXII 65 GET DEGREES New Issue of 'Letters' Features DURING MID-YEA- R OiN Short Story by Mary L. Magruder COMMENCEMENT KhultSlKAllUM! GIVE 2,747 TOTAL 1f).!2 1 Twelfth Win from Blue Devils Will Speak Here if ; .12 Undefead Basketeers .. a i r avontes to malee it re neavy r By MARVIN M Alt KM AM Shows Deere: ise Featuring a short story. "Flowers Enrollment I of 1S.1 Students From by Mary Lniner Maof the Dust" First Semester gruder, a talented Kentucky nutlinr I :, who has contributed to several DR. COTTON NOE (JIVES FRESHMEN NUMBER nationally known publications. Let PRINCIPAL ADDRESS SAME AS LAST YEAR ters, literary publication of the unir. versity, edited by Prof. E. F. .1. Y. Brown Speaks p.t BanRegistration Closes Feb. 15; made its second appearance quet Held hy Alumni Club Saturday Latest Date of the school year February I. s for Class Change In Commons Dunsler Foster Petitt Re3. ; Another short story by Elizabeth x ' places Margaret Lewis Registration figures late yester Sixty-fiv- e ' S. Clay, "Alias Mary O'Brien" adds students were awarded as Helen Pettigrew day show that 2,747 students have at the annual mid-yedecrees to the fiction of the publication. commencement exercises held last Both of these short stories are ex- registered for the second semester. Opening at the Guignol theater Friday, January 29. in Memorial This is a decrease of 483 from the ceptionally well done, the first be- number registered last semester, Monday night for a week's run. J. hall. Dr. James Thomas Cotton r 4 ) ing slightly reminiscent of Sax when 3.230 were enrolled in the L. Balderston's "Berkeley Square" Noe, College of Education, delivered is expected to prove one of the university. Rohmer, while the latter is a the commencement address on the subject. "Your Alma Mater." Complete figures will not be avail most popular productions of the lopungent story, cleverly ' Rufus Lisle, candidate for the de- I able until next week due to the fact cal season. Full rehearsals have constructed. gree of Bachelor of Laws, was gradthat numerous teachers from near been held during the last week, and Two aquatints by Mabel Palmore by towns are expected to register in order to assure theatergoers of uated "with distinction." This honor is Riven only to graduates who of the art department of the uni- for extension classes. Late registrar a faultlessly smooth performance Director Frank Fowler plans two have attained a standing between versity, Shadow Melody, and Dorm- tions are expected to swell the total dress rehearsals. 2.4 and 2.6 and have attended the to a figure nearer the enrollment of itory Hush, show etchings of a difMargaret Lewis, who was cast university for at least three years. last semester originally as Helen Pettigrew. withferent type than those usually attf " ; I 4" The academic procession began An analysis of the registration the exercises. It was lead by Major figures discloses the fact that ap drew from the cast, and Dunster tempted by Letters. The illustraFoster Petitt was chosen lor the Owen R. Meredith, marshal of the tions show nicely planned tonal ef- proximately the same number of part. Mrs. Petitt is remembered day, and the assistant marshals, freshmen enrolled this semester as fects. favorably by local audiences for her O. B. CofTman, William E. Florence, last February, when The poetry section has attracted marticulated enrolled were begin- work in the Romany production, B. O. Kazanjian, S. M. Harper, B. 120 of the 3.102 "The Visiting Lady," and in "Holiunithe attention of lyricists, both C. LeRoy, L. M. Mahan, 8. E. ning students H. V. Smith, P. II. Woods, versity students and graduates, and The decrease of the enrollment is day" last season. will play Peter Director Fowler and C. R. Yeager, R. O. T. C. cadets. students from other colleges. The attributed to the prevailing eco- Standish, the young man who goes The president of the university and Doctor Frary, director of research leading as usual is toward the free nomic conditions, authorities said. into the past for a visit to his anthe speaker of the day were next of the Caluminum company of verse and blank verse type. Walter That it was not manifested during cestors, and other parts in the play in tho order of the march. They America, New Kensington, Pennsylthe first semester enrollment was were followed by the chairman of vania, will speak at the regular F. Wright, Anne Luxon, Harry Dent) due to the fact that former stu- have been assigned to Ouignol vetouvste Fosren ferrr, the board of trustee.;, the trustees February meeting of the Lexington Silvia Graham, and Nancy Morton dents who were unemployed re- erans. Bowden each has two or more turned to school for a semester of The play, which had a Ion New and official guest?, the deans of the section of the Ame.-icaChemical York run during the 1929-3- 0 season colleges, the alumni, the candidates Society in be held at 4 o clock Mon 'meritorious lyrics in this issue. Miss work. and which previously proved equal- SELF-PORTRAI- TS for the advanced degrees, and the day afternoon, February 8, in room Bowden is a young literary light of freshmen were not conductThe England, will lend candidates for the bachelor degrees. 201, Kastle hall. The subject of the Louisville public schools. ed through the usual freshmen ly popular In Prof. Paul K. Walp of the po- week as Is the custom at the be- novelty and variety to the LexingPres. Frank L. McVcy presided Doctor Frary's address will be "A over the commencement. Dr. R. H. Birdseye View of the Aluminum litical science department culmi- ginning of the first semester. In- ton season. Careful attention to Daugherty, nates his "Sketch of Political Science stead, the new freshmen were al- casting and details of direction pastor cf the First Industry." should culminate in a finished and Methodist church, pronounced the speaker Is known throughout Literature" begun in November, In lowed to register with the old stu- professional production. The Current Show at Art Center invocation and benediction. this issue. Commencing with Gro-ti- dents. They were under the direcDr. the country for his accomplish The complete cast: Helen PettiMcVey awarded the degrees and ad- ments in the field of metallurgy he works down through Locke, tion of Dean C. R. Melcher, who Consists of 52 Portraits connecting him and Marx with the also supervises the first semester grew. Dunster Foster Petitt; Peter ministered the class oath. Mr3. and chemistry. by American, EuroStandish, Frank Fowler; Kate Petpolitical science of their respective orientation program. William H. Hansen, Lexington, sang Lady pean Artists tigrew, Christine Johnson; ages, and concludes with the ina solo. The last day of registration will Martha Johnson; fluence of modern agencies and de- be February IS. After that date no Ann Pettigrew, Following the President Mar-- . Tom Pettigrew, Parry Kraatz; WILL CLOSE FEB. 29 mocracy. and Mrs. McVey were hosts to the lerson may enter an organized Wehle; Mrs. graduates, alumni, and friends at a "Ballads and Their Stories," by class. February 6 is the last day a Jorie Frant, Ruth McLaughlin; Am Marguerite The exhibition of tea given at their home. Maxwell by Jean Thomas, is a study of some of change may be made in schedules bassador, W. R. Sutherland; Mr. Place. our more or less known ballads and or in registration without the pay- Throstle, George White Fithian; American and European artists A banquet was prepared in l.on-their origins. Miss Thomas, for- ment of a fee. according to the reMurray Mortimer which began of the graduates by the univerRoom Was Closed Three merly a court stenographer in the port of the registrar's office. After Major Clinton, Stanley, Duke jonn- - week will be at the Art Center this shown until Monday, Benton: Lord sity Alumni association at ths UniWeeks Ago Because of mountains of Kentucky of which February 15, no student may drop a ston; Duke of Cumberland, Blaine versity Commons. John Y. Brown, she writes, is capable of handling course without receiving a grade. Wilhelm Schick; Miss Barrymore, February 29, according to an anDisappearance of 50 '28, speaker of the Kentucky house nouncement made by Prof. E. W. this sort of thing. Ardery Sparling: Wilkens, Annette Volumes of representatives, was the princiRannells, head of the art departOther articles, "Recent DevelopNewlyn. pal speaker, and Leon K. Frankel, Philosophy" by ments Costuming for the play is in ment. Beginning Friday. February "00. presided as toastmaster. INVENTORY TO BE MADE Kulper Inand "Up from Prof. John Vaudeville charge of Eleanor Hopkins, assist- 12, Professor Rannells will speak services for the Baccalaureate to Front Rank of American Dram-itist- s' ed by Virginia Wilson. graduates were held Sunday, Jan The library browsing room will by G. L. Crutcher is stage manager connection with the exhibition. uary 24, In Memorial hall by the reopen today, acording to an an- featured. Florence Crowder also are and has executed capably the set The collection, which was assemblRev. Mr. Homer Carpenter, First nouncement issued by Dr. George ' The usual penultimate depart required for the production. ed by the College Art association. Methodist church, Louisville. His K. Brady, chairman of the commitment, consists of 52 portraits. The main subject was, "A Mind to Match the tee in charge of the room. The They "Book Reviews'' and "Who Are," a glossary of the writers part of the exhibit has been placed Age." room has been closed for three in this issue, conclude the magazine. in the large hall of the Art Center. One doctor's, eleven master's, and weeks following the disappearance fifty-thrand others are hung in the art bachelor's degrees were of approximately 50 books. Phi Beta To Sponsor Proclassrooms and in the glass exhibit conferred upon the graduates at the The room, which has been a popgram by Dwight Ancases In the basement of the li- -j commencement exercises. The list ular innovation, will remain open, derson, Pianist brary. The galleries at the Art of graduates and their degrees are: Doctor Brady stated, as long as will be on College of Arts and Sciences students do not abuse the priviAlpha Gamma Delta Distrib Center tft n'nl open . wJ n week-da-..,.!,... prominent l Dwight Anderson. frrm ft Degree of Bachelor of Arts: Mar- leges. An inventory will be taken at utes Mite Boxes Among from 2 to 4 o'clock garet Louise Alexander, Mary Susan regular intervals in order to insure Louisville pianist, will be the visitand Armstrong, Nannie Louise Best, Students, exhibition is one of the most the school against loss of addition- Scholarship and Attendance ing artist at the musicale to be held Owsley Bush, Richard Cdle-ma- n al volumes. Students will be urged noteworthy fhat has been shown at Townspeople. Group Considers 125 Stu In Memorial hall at 4 o'clock SunCarr, Milton James Cavana, by authorities to cooperate with the the university, and includes a num- dents' Petitions for Rein day afternoon. Phi Beta, honorary Ellen Langlno Goode, Fred Morgan library in the use of the room. Approximately 1500 mite boxes ber of pieces of especial lmoortance musical sorority, is sponsoring Mr. have been distributed over the uni- - according to Professor Rannells. Fross, Barah Lillian Jones, Robert Persons suspected of taking the statement in University Joseph Kee, Alvin McGary, Pearl books from the room have been apAnderson's appearance at the uni- versity campus and In the city of One of the most important of these Louise Mclntyre, Kermit Allen Pack, prehended by the committee and The scholarship and attendance versity. Lexington by Alpha Gamma Delta is the unfinished canvas by the Rosena were eliminated from further con- committee has held four meetings Mabel Aleene Palmore, Mr. Anderson has studied under 6orority for the purpose of getting late Abbott Thayer. Others of special ShipCatherine Rogers, Lizzie Mary sideration last week, when second during the past week to consider donations to aid needy students and note, he said, are those by: Max ley, Thomas Lee Smith, Charles semester registration was held. applications for reinstatement from the most famous artists. He receiv- the unemployed of Lexington. The Beckman, a leader among modern Mary Frances Thomas Stewart. Organized supervision of the room 125 students who have been drop- ed the g neater part of his musical drive started Thursday, January zi, oerman pain'ers, whose canvas Young. may seem crude at first, but has is prohibitive because of the ex- ped from the university. education at Fontalnebleau, France, and will close February 12. Degree of Bachelor of Science: pense. Doctor Brady said. Other Since a comparatively large num Three-fourtof the total money ereat breadth and vigor: Vincent was a pupil of M. Phillipp. William Paul Haller, Claude Lynn schools maintain such browsing ber who were dropped have ex where he the drive will be Canade, an American painter, whose and also studied under Frederic contributedtheto student loan fund, double portrait has the intensity Nesbltt. Travis Bun Pugh, Jr. superrooms and have no organized pressed no Intention of asking for given to College of Agriculture Shailer Evans, American artist. vision. For that reason the comreinstatement, it was possible to which at the present time is almost of earlv Italian portraits: Raoul Degree of Bachelor of Science in mittee believes that the university present he is connected with exhausted. At of approximately of the pro- - Dufy, French artist, who has come Agriculture: Noble Everette Bailey. should be able to conduct such a those who made application, Louisville Conservatory ac the ceeds will go to the Lexington un- - to be recognized as one of the great Degree of Bachelor of Science In place without a librarian to main- cording to an announcement from Music. Lucien Simon, employed. A committee composed textile designers: Home Economics: Martha Juanita tain order. the registrar. The program: a French painter, known es-of Dean Sarah G. Blanding. Prof. Chapman, Julia Ann Dugan, Mary will necially The ruling is that any student S. Webb, and Bart Peak for his water colors; I. Organ Concerto in D Minor (Continued on page Six) who makes a standing of less than Friedemann Bach (Transcribed by have complete charge of the dis- - Board mnn Robinson. Ame-ica- n 1 during a semester is on proba received in tist. who is of all funds as cartoon-th- e Phlllpp) tion, and If he makes a standing of drive. ist for The New Masses and other II. Andante Favorl Beethoven less than .7 the next semester, he is also as a The boxes have been placed in socialist publications, Rondo in D Major Mozart automatically dropped and may be dorm-- 1 of Scabbard and Blade, national hon reinstated only if his application is ni. Sonata in B Minor, Op 58 fraterniy and sorority houses, of- - mural painterPoor, first importance: H. Varnum also American itories. homes of town students, orary military fraternity, passed res- accepted by the scholarship and at- Chopin fices of the faculty members, the who is perhaps one of the country's Allegro Maestro Phi Psi Phi Is Granted olutions at a meeting last night tendance committee of the univerUniversity Commons. foremost ceramic artists; George library, the Scherzo Chapter by Alpha which commended the stand taken sity. and other places that are frequent Luks. who is an outstanding Ameri Largo The committee was in session regarding by Hon. Virgil Chapman ed by university students. Many of can artis'. although his canvas in Lambda Tau Finale Presto Monday afternoon and special sesthe downtown business places are this particular exhibition is not an national armaments. In a speech IV. La Vallee des Cloches Ravel cooperating. important example of his work: National officers of the Alpha before the General Assembly Thurs- sions were held Tuesday morning Leaux d' Eau Ravel afThe slogan printed on the mite Henri de Wuroquler. French artist; Lambda Tau, national social fra- day afternoon Mr. Chapman advised and afternoon and Wednesdaymeets In D Sharp Minor, Op. 8. boxes. "An Earnest Appeal for a and Harold Weston. American paint Etude ternoon. committee ternity, presided at the installation preparation for war as a means of regularly atTheo'clock every Wed- No. 12 Scriabine 4 Especially interesting is the Penny a Meal", was started In the of Phi Psi Phi, locaf social fratern- preserving peace. nesday afternoon in the office of La Danse d'Olaf belief that if earh student would canvas bv Roger Prv. ity, which was held Saturday, JanAn honorary membership in the the registrar, and checks are mude contribute a penny for a meal duruary 30, at the chapter house on local chapter of Scabbard and Blade on irregular attendance, failure in (Gypsy Baron) ing the drive quite a large fund $3,535.05 Schatzwalzer A the corner of Maxwell and Transyl- will be tendered Mr. Chaprruv. classwork and grants of permission Dohnanyi would be accumulated. telegram which was sent to him by to students who desire to carry exvania streets. Following the official Installation the organization last night follows: tra work. K. E. A. TO HAVE BANQl'ET "Kentucky chapter Scabbard and a banouet was held at 6:30 o'clock, IT. Members of are The annual Kentucky Education Saturday night at the Phoenix Blade commends your courageous representatives the committee the from each of association banquet, sponsored by hotel. stand for adequate national defense colleges, the dean of men, the dean That the university is solidly beAccording to a recent announce- expressed in your s)eech before the of women, the university, will be given the and the registrar. Dr. Lexington in its ment. Alpha Lambda Tau national Kentucky Legislature on the occa- T. T. Jones, College of Arts and For the first time in the history ninlit of April 14 at the Brown hotel. hind the citv of drive is Community convention will be held September sion of the presentation of the bust Sciences, is chairman. of the university, a university band Louisville, during the Kentucky bv the fact Chest with oneevidenced that, day reconvention association 1, 2 and 3 of this year in Lexingof Washington to the state of Kenwill be organized during the first Education to obtain subscriptions, a ton. Omicron and Sigma chapters tucky." semester of the summer school ses- which meets in that city April 13 in linnii! S3.535.05 total of has been amassed Mr. Chapman's advocacy of ade and the Lexington alumnus sion. The band which is being or- 14, and 15. Jesse Adams, College of ATTKNTION TRACK MEN quate armaments was made during tion will act as hosts. ganized to comply with requests Education, is chairman of the pro- bv the faculty and administrative staff. Officers of the university chapter his presentation seech of the bust from musical supervisors and band gram committee for the banquet. All men wishuig to try out for In 1931 the total donated to the are: W. J. Wigginton, Lexington, of Washington. Governor Laffoon directors throughout the state, will IUJ2 track squad are asked the Chest by the university was president: John M. Clark, Mavsvllle. accepted the bust for the state. be a regulur feature of the twiliuht to report to Couch Benue Shiv-elSl'KY TRVOl'TS! 05. and the number of pledges Walter Hurdymon, which track mentor, at Alumni assemblies Thursdaya'e being planned7 solicited was 423. This year t tie Maysville. treasurer; James Temp, liriCIIINS SPFAKS TO C.KOl'P evening from for each gymnasium at 4 o'clock Monday Suky tryouts must sell at the donation already exceeds that ot l!n, scribe: and John Yancey, Newuntil 8 p. m. during the summer afternoon. of the basketball remainder last year by $!i9 25. The drive closes port, warden. The International Relation's club It is not essential that the school term. games in order to be eligible for tonight. Other members of the chapter held a meeting at 8:30 o'clock MonThe class in band instruments candidates for the field events membership in the organization, are: John F. Hart. E. M. Hays. Wil- day, Ybvuary 1, in the University The amount received from the sturt training at once, but all will meet five days a week and one it has been announced by memliam Hunt. W. R. Meredith, George Commons. President Hutchins of various colleges: hour credit will be given to the bers of the circle. Attendance runners must report Monday. Wotcott, W. C. Wineland. Harry Berea College, speaker of the eveAdministrative staff. S"u50; Equipment will be issued at this members. This organization will be and sales are the basis of eligiCarloss. and James Flowers. Pledges ning, spoke on India. President of Commerce, $151 : College of tune. Work will start inunedia-tel- y open to both men and women, and bility, the members announced, are: Phillip Hurdymon, Rav Hunt, HutchuiK was a member of a surEducation. S35050; College of En- it is expected that many of the to prepare for the first meet and attendance at basketball Douglas Warders, Frank Hutchin- vey coniniLssion and as such rpent gineering, S549 50; College of Arts throughout the games is as necessary as attendmusic directors of the season, which will be held son, and Wood row Stuart. Dr. L. several montlis in India last year. and Sciences, $1,090.40; College of state will attend. The twilight asearly in April. ance at football gumes. College of ComH. Carter of the Wlnle lime he had an interview Agriculture and Experiment sru- semblies will consist of musical proI merce is faculty advisor. with Oandhl. grams and supervised games. tion, $796 40. Unfits I. isle Achieves Honor of Graduating 'With Distinction' NUMBER NFAV SF.RIKS. ;. J. L. Balderston's Drama Will Open Monday Night Far-quha- PREP WILDCATS FOR SATURDAY'S GAME WITH DUKE ; if .. l 'V. n, I f j - Mil-like- n, ARE EXHIBITED us BROWSING ROOM Bar-wic- k, TO BE REOPENED or Louisville Artist Will Give Recital In Memorial Hall ee S. A. COMMITTEE GROUP CONTINUES GIFT FUND DRIVE HOLDS MEETING Faculty Ma-lln- da two-thir- ds Local Fraternity Becomes National u & One-four- j ' th Scabbard and Blade Commends Chapman well-kno- -- e-. Donated Plans Beinjr Made For Summer Band To Community Chest By of K. Faculty $2-5- Light Practice Sessions Held After Battle With Vandy Commodores THREE PLAYERS INJURED SLIGHTLY Coach Centers Main Atten- tion on Struggle With Alabama, Monday By DELMAR ADAMS Undefeated this season. Coach Adolph Rupp'.s Wildcat basketeers are heavy favor- ites to take their twelfth victory from the Blue Devils of Duke University. The game will begin at 8 o'clock Saturday night in the Alumni gymnasium. Yesterday afternoon the 'Cats worked out in the gym after their battle with the Vandy Commodores Wednesday night in which Sale, Darby, and DeMoisey received minor injuries that will probably slow them up Saturday ngiht. A short workout probably wiU be the program for Saturday afternoon. Foul shooting and other light work to taper the men off will be aU the practice necessary, Coach Kupp asserted. Rupp not Worried Coach Rupp is not worried much about winning the Alabama strug- cyl rtfYt. TnnHav niohf Tr a etota- ment to The Kernel he said, "If Duke defeats us it really will have some team." The Duke quintet is coached by Eddie Cameron and according to advance reports it is an excellent aggregation, although It has been defeated this season In the Southern conference. The floorwork of the Kentucky guards. Worth injrton and Johnson, has been excellent during- the entire season and was never more evident than in the VanderbUt fray. In spite of the rough and tumble In spite of the rough and Nashville team, these men worked the baU down the floor with brilliancy. They made many shots possible kc their center and for- wards by fiieir accurate passes, Vandy Game Rough Coach Rupp was "disgusted" with the officiating In the Vanderbilt game. The game was like a football contest, with many body contacts In order. Only one foul was called in the first half, and few in the last half. Vandy scored first and continued to score until the Kentuckians caught on to their rough style of play. When they did catch on they gave tit for tat. Darby was knocked into a wall and received bruises that may keep him out of the starting lineup Saturday evening. Sale and DeMoisey also are a bit the worse for wear due to their experiences Wednesday night, and the rest of the boys nurse numerous bruises. The Duke game may be another thriller, which results when two teams are as tense rivals as are Duke and Kentucky. Ever since Duke came into the Conference in 1929 and defeated the Wildcat basketball team in the of the Southern conference tournament in Atlanta a fierce rivalry between the two schools has resulted. Duke defeated the Wildcat football team in 1930 and repeated aeain this year, but last year at the Southern tourney the 'Cats bumoed off the Blue Devils in the quarterfinals. Saturday the Devils will remember that night down in Oeor-gi- a and strive to even the count. The Wildcat machine has rounded into form and the' mentcv Is atrain uncertain of his starting team-Hprobablv will start the same team that started against Washington-Lee and Vaiulerbilt If Darbv and DeMoisey recover bv Saturday night Sale and Darbv will start at forward positions. DeMoisey at cen-teand Johnson and Worthlnoton at guard. If these two stellar plav-er- s are unable to start. Kreuter and possiblv Davis will start if Davis' bad ankle is stilliciently healed by semi-fina- ls e that time. State Is Presented Bust of Washington y, Col-U-i- ;e i The anniversary of the date on which George Washington sined a pact making the territory of Kentucky a state of the union was celebrated Thursday in Frankfort, with exercises beginning at 11 o'clock In the house of representatives. Virgil Chapman, congressman from the seventh district of Ken- tucky. will present a bust of the first president to the state at a Joint session of the senators and representatives. * Best Copy T I'airp Two The Kentucky Kcinel rrr.i ti m ; i is i mmvp n,i ! - oup. il lri m.inl'kc when '.I'll' Kill lleWs Which ini 'V, tiik NY ii Heading it slowly to see that it ' means Lost beauty, lost dreams, lost hapllir piness university In. I feel (h,t Hint is bn'lt m fur si ml un- - cannot crraniatum ! the lareer of member it It sives ll.ls 111 till- - (u:.ti:k Midyear examinations found llv .in! number of theaters sne.ikin: their courses with nntnerit- - KKN HK Years seem to I!" inihi etling pa t this month Yet not so many have hurried In Thai we can forget entirely Utile satin hearts, sweets pn s All hese you gave me. I cai i' you only a poem for a valentine. Ami now even that is vanished down the dusty years t loe .Ionian uses so vance billing much university material in his trader column that our renders now total three. Instead of the former four. .. Kappa Margaret MeAl-- i I' ter appears to be more impressed with Kidclt .Jo Ferguson than with her queenship. but her aforementioned "constantly changing laMe"' m.iv save her f QUERIES v AMPUC PI R.v I OS I I It A I ON his is a sprml column published for the purpose of answering any quest urns relative to the historv and the present day affairs of the Unuersity of Kentucky. Persons interested tn asking such questions should write them plainly and send them to Campus Que'ies editor. c ue of The Kernel s Frt-- rarrimi You'll 'I ! -r .1 .1 - key-No- t I beloved As we enter our much Alma Mater for what we hope Is we cannot our gradual ing semester impulse to restrain the devote highly valued rpnec to a brief reverie. And here it is, nicely headed and well written: Among those things which are commonly reported as lost st raved or stolen is our Idealism, particularly of women We believe that those Indies who could lie described properly as "pure" constitute approximately five per cent of the total We believe feminine enrollment. that gentlemen who pin ladies make Inamoraboth themselves and their tas ridiculous. Sororities, to tis. are only meeting places for neckers and neckees. Not one ette of a thousand either thinks or gives a damn, nnd the Idle prattle of these mental delinquents has never ceased to be a source of painful annoyance to ever-prese- j macy this practice Is the cheapest hypocrisy. With most students crudeness Is acquire The remainder innate. crudeness from fraternity brothers among Wit is as members of the student body as hospitality at the Fidelt house. The scarcity of interesting persons makes one know those who are so well that they shortly are not. non-existe- nt But we are bored with this dissertation as you are. and so. with the information that a local radio pro- gram. "Mountain Melodies." may receive a WLW contract and that Alfagammarow Bill Florence has not been seen at the Alfagam house two consecutive nights, we bid for you a most cordial good morning. SNEERS SNICKERS SCANDAL One l. for I MMI.TT Wlliri'U What would happen il every student in the university should rppear at the dispensary tomorrow and require medical attention? Fire com- panics and police reserves would probably be rushed to the campus to handle the crowds, but nfter the' tumult anil the shouting had died and each applicant had been dismissed, this highly necessary department would have Riven less1 d of the number of than treatments that were called for during the first, semester of the 19:t0- 31 session. Although no record of the num- l:er of patients has been made, the various Illnesses of the students necessitated 8 919 treatments dur- Ing the semester and 16.204 treat- menis during tne entire nine months. From these figures arises the question Is man really the weaker sex? During the first semester, of these treatments were given to men. while women received only 2.677. Men also made 5.039 trips to the dispensary during the winter and spring session, while only 2.246 women demanded treatment at that time. The answer, however, lies In the much higher percentage of masculine than feminine enrollment. Infections of the upper respiratory tract are always good for the greatest number of treatments, while Injuries and other Infections hold high carnival from November 1 to December 15. For tlie average patient, from three to four visits are necessary before he recovers. In the face of all these figures, It Is most comforting to discover that during the present semester, only six sufferers have required more than 32 treatments before they were cured. your head, stirs your imagination, puts a keen edge on your thinking. And you know the heights of true smoking satisfaction when you keep your pipe filled with Edgeworth. It's tlie finest blend of choice, selected hurleys. Anil its mellow flavor and rich aroma have made Edgeworth tV tlie favorite among pipe tobaccos in 42 out of leading G4 American colleges and universities. Edgeworth? You can buy Edgeworth The nmoke yow can call your mrn wherever good tobacco is sold. Or, if you wish to try before you buy, send for seeial free packet. Address Lams & Bro. Co., 105 P. 2'.!d St., Richmond, Ya. EDGEWORTH SMOKING TOBACCO LJvH'vortli is a bletnl of fine olj burfeys, n:U its r.a;i:rnj s.vnr enhanced by Edge- d Minctiv THE WEDGE i Street & Euclid Ave Hamluruers and Hot Dohjs, clfv-- I ir.. 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