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The local
scene, as
seen by me

This year will be my
fourth in Lexington
and I've been
around the block a
few times, uh, not
like that, thoughl

meant that I've seen

almost everything

there is to see here.

The following is a
list of places that l
have found to be
acceptable to visit,

eat at or drive past.

If it's excitement that
you want. there's
nothing like a game

of laser tag at Laser

Ouest. if you're
broke, it can be
replicated with

barcode scanners in

a large grocery
store.

Probably the most
popular movie
theater is Regal
Cinemas, but that's
if you want to see
pop culture crap.
Try the Kentucky
Theatre downtown
for quality films.

The absolute best place

to eat is Tolly Ho;
that is if you can
handle the
atmosphere. As it
turns out. all the
805 punk rockers
didn't die, they've
just been staying
there.

If you're a sports fan,
you can take in a
Legends game. Be
warned though, the
entertainment
between innings is

only fun for kids and

immature adults.
People with that
much Spirit need
serious help.

A nice fast food place
is McDonald’s
315884654. Don‘t
let the serial
number fool you
because this isn't
your standard
McDonald's

restaurant. This one

has a Play Place.

If you head out
Richmond Road.

there are some nice

establishments.
especially Hooters.
But don‘t go there
expecting to see a
wide variety of
owls. I've been told
that the word
"hooters" is
referring to

something else. Who

would have known?

Here's my No. l tip: If
you really want to
have some fun go
see the Cool Kats
play at the
Lexington Ice
Center. There's
nothing like using
Obscenities at the
top of your lungs in
harmony.

- Jonathan Ray

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Nice weather for the
last weekend before
classes begin.

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ISSUE 331

ENTERTAINMENT

Inject some fun into being underage

Other places
to go and
have fun

Laser Duest
(Laser Tag)
South Hill Station,
224 Bolivar St.
225-1742

Lexington Rocks
(Indoor Climbing
Walls)
South Hill Station
224 Bolivar St.

Indoor Golf of
Lexington
(Virtual Golf)
4013 Nicholasville
Rd. at VIJiverton
Way 971-9255

Entertainment X-
Press
230 Plaza Dr.
Nicholasville
887-0359

Buffalo Wild Wings
(Buffalo
Wings/Watch
Sports on TV)
1000 S. Broadway
233-2999

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Chef Love cooks up hot stuff at Talley’s 8.8.0

on North Broadway just past New Circle Ro

He also offers catering for weddings. parties and

ad.

luncheons. Talley's 8.8.0. ensures a popular

hot spot for students with a slogan, 'We Be
Smokin'l'

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Freshman Leigh Ann Eadie and her sister

Sanchez Eadie. a junior. celebrate the Legends

on top of the dugout.

2I FRIDAY. AUGUST 17 200i I KENTUCKY KEIIIEL'S IIOT SPOTS

CONIRIBUIING COLUHNISI

Campus strip

Food, drinks, relaxation: Whatever your
preference, you 'll find it on South Limestone

stone. Just across the street
from Two Keys 'l‘avern is
Kashmir Indian Restaurant
and around the corner you‘ll
find Mad Mushroom l‘i/za

Aside from the romantic
architecture and the lively
strip on South Limestone
Street. UK and Lexington
have many shady spots and
taciturn gardens that can't and Slice ofl‘hicago take
go unnoticed. your pick.

(in July 29th. I set off After admiring those
across campus on a mission bricks and glass. I hopped
to seek out a large oak. a back onto South Limestone
grassy knoll or perhaps a ge- and took note of even more
nial cement slab some- choice eateries and some
where to relax. In any case. quaint shops, Among them
my purpose was to investi- are Evei‘ybody‘s Restaurant.
gate where students could Pazzo‘s Pizza. Jimmy John‘s
hangout. gourmet sub shop and Jet'-

Before revealing the sey Mike‘s giant submarines
more elusive parts of cam and sandwiches. If you take
pus. I feel obligated to in- Euclid Avenue at South
form you of two obvious Limestone you will come to
places First. there is the Mr. Wok. proclaiming adver-
(‘oliseum Plaza on Euclid tising the finest (Thinese and
Avenue. Here you'll find Vietnamese cuisine
Baskin Robbins. Blimpie. Look no further than the
(‘D VI'arehouse. Kentucky corner of Bolivar and South
Arcade and Coliseum Upper streets. behind the
Liquors. These places might parking garage for Laser
be cool. but most students Quest and Lexington Rocks.
say the liveliest part of cam- a new rock climbing facility.
pus is on the other end of Now for the shady spots
Euclid Avenue across the and taciturn gardens, The
street There. bars and foremost garden I can rec
restaurants await those peo- ominend is the UK ArboreA
ple ready for late night tum. Here. you‘ll discover
snacking and partying. plenty of trees. flowers and

I started investigating shrubbery to take inThere's
the area at the corner of also plenty ofwildlife.

West Maxwell and South It's located off Alumni
Limestone streets. This Drive. but a similar environ
seemed like a good spot for ment can be found all around
my tour to begin and any campus. (in the campus side
remnants of I'K happenings of the same corner. in front of
to fade away Fiom this cor- Alumni Gym and the Student
ner alone Iou hay e a choice Center. you're bound to ﬁnd a
of such fine eateries as Joe shady area to sit.

Bologna‘s. India Palace :I All in all. I found that
and the Huddle House. time enough did not allow me

As l made my way down to scope out our campus in its
South Limestone. I took note entirety. There are many
of the subtle mixture of cor- places yet to see and perhaps a
porate and independently few places still remaining
owned food st‘iurces. To undiscovered. Take a stroll
name a few. there was Pizza and maybe you'll find one of
Magia.Subway. and the Two them. For all you know. it
Keys Tavern at the corner of could be one of Lexington‘s
Pine Street and South lame» best kept secrets.

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DREII PURCELL l KERNELSIAFI

South Limestone features a wide variety of restaurants and shops.

Patrick Angy

SCENE EDIIOR

Some advice from a
seasoned student

()K. When you first hear
someone tell you that they
have been in school for ﬁve
years you probably want to
tell yourself to never listen to
anything this guy has to say

If you take your own ad~
vice. then you will be doing a
terrible disservice to yourself.
I don't proclaim to be the Bud-
dha of all college advice but I
do have a few tidbits of infor-
mation that may help you. (I
apologize if it comes off like a
Career Center monologue.)

First. ﬁnd a campus orga-
nization where you can fit in.
These are the places outside of
the dorms to meet friends.
These people will take you to
the ends of Lexington. get you
drunk and laid by someone
who probably has herpes and
then leave you to hitchhike
back to your norm. Not a pret-
ty sight!

I‘m not saying you have to
join a religious organization
or anything. just ﬁnd a group
of people that share similar
principles. Hey. you can even
come write for the Kernel. I
suppose you could call that a
shameless Kernel plug. And
for the love of God. don‘t join a
fraternity just to get drunk
and get girls. It doesn‘t work
that way. You end up getting
your fraternity brothers' sex
and paying for their beer.

Second. go to class. No one
is saying you have to pay at-
tention. I am a ﬁrm believer
that math gets you nowhere
but hey. I still showed up to
my statistics class and got a C.
Eventually. you will ﬁnd a
class that interests you. which
means you‘ll be one step closer
to ﬁnding a major that works.
Like my dad constantly
pounds into my head. “Ninety
percent of life is just showing
up.“ My dad is a psychologist.

Third. living with some—
one you know is not always
had. You've heard the rumors
that if you live with a friend
something will happen and
then your friendship will be

ruined forever.

You're in college now, be
mature enough to work it out
because, believe me, the alter-
native sucks. I took the wrong
advice for my first four years
and I had one good roommate:
The others were ridiculous.
They played the stereo in the
middle of the night when I was
asleep. left dirty dishes all
over the place and my fresh-
man roommate never took a
shower.

Next. when you are typing
a paper on the computer.
which will be every paper in
your college career. don't do it
with MSN Messenger or AOL
Instant Messenger open. It just
doesn‘t work to talk to your
friends while explaining why
atoms don‘t go with certain
molecules. As you can proba-
bly tell I didn‘t take chemistry.
Oh. and pom in the library is
out of the question. Have some
dignity and look at it in your
room. But ﬁrst, please make
sure your roommate really did
go out of town for the week
end.

And ﬁnally. be wary of the
dating game. I am not saying
don‘t date, but rather remem—
ber you are an adult now. so
act like one. Guys will always
be neurotic sometimes. but
when you see a pretty girl.
look at her. Look at her all you
want. Just don’t do anything
else. And girls. this doesn‘t
mean you can just kiss any
guy you want to. Yes. you too
can say no.

What I am saying here
guys and gals is don‘t cheat on
anyone. Get rid of them if you
don’t want to be with them
anymore. It will pay off in the
long run and no one will call
you a “slut" or a “man-whore."

These are just a few things
you can do to somewhat suc-
ceed in college. Despite my
ﬁve years 7* you can get out in
four. Just don’t double major
and sleep through your ﬁnal.
as I know some of you morons
will.

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If you want to be a campus leader,
meet new people and share good times with
good friends, take a look at Alpha Xi Delta.

We’re offering freshman, sophomore, junior and
senidr women the opportunity to establish a
new sorority at the University of Kentucky.

Four ways to find your place in Alpha Xi Delta:

° Attend an interest meeting in the WI. Young
Library Auditorium, September 4, (it 7:00 or 8:30
pm, or September 5 at 6:30 pm.

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CHEAPSKATES

Entertainment ideas
for the broke student

No money, no cry: If your bank account is
zapped, try these places

By Tracv Kershaw

Jacobson Park

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