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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
UNIVERSITY
LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

VOL. XXVII.

Independent Combine Wins
As Senior Classmen Elect
Officers in Clean Voting
Itutler, Flanders,

Bach and
Vannoy Are Returned
Senior Class Officers
In Balloting

Few Tickets Left
ForAlab amaGame

By MALCOLM PATTERSON

Kernel Political Writer
In a comparatively quiet election,
Richard Butler wag chosen president of the 1937 senior class, Dave
Flanders,

nt;

Approximately
12,000 tickets
had been sold at noon Thursday,
according to an unofficial announcement from the athletic
department. With the addition
of field boxes and bleachers, the
seating capacity of the stadium
has been boosted to 18,000 and
an overflow crowd Is expected.
There are still a few seats remaining In the field boxes as
well as a few thousand bleach-

Mary

Edith Bach, secretary; and Carl
Vannoy, treasurer, making a clean
sweep for the Independent combine's slate in yesterday's polling
held In the Administration building
between 9 a. m. and 4 p. m.
With slightly less than half of
the senior class voting, the mar-

gins of victories ranged from fifteen in the presidential race to
twenty-fi- ve
In the contest for treasurer.
Butler defeated his opponent,
Tom B. Nichols, by 111 to 96; Flanders defeated Henry Miller for
by 115 to 92; Miss
Bach finished ahead of Jeanne
114 against 93 votes, and
Short
Vannoy won over Laban Jackson,
115 to 90.
Assuming his office, Butler automatically becomes a member of the
student council and of the student
for this
board of publications
school year.
Balloting
during the morning
polling hours was slow. However,
this situation was remedied during
the early afternoon hours, when
leaders of the Independent and
Fraternity combines, began marshalling their prospective voters into the polling booths.
They walked the voters in, and
transported them to the polls by
auto; perhaps they wined and
dined them. Whatever their promises to the voters, a group streamed down to the Administration
basement after lunch and registered choices for their favorite
seniors.
A flurry of last minute voters wa
ushered to the polls as 4 o'clock
neared and the opposing factions
began making claims of victory.
The conduct of the election was
under the supervision of the student council, composed of Ike
Moore, George Spencer, Dan Scott,
Laban Jackson, John L. Davis,
John McKenny, X. L. Garrison,
Robert Grace, Paul Ross, R. H. Miller, James Anderson, and Ken Ray-no- r.

ers.

DISPOSITION OF
GRANT IS SHOWN

ent

Will Be Distribu

ted for Construction Work
On New Building
Approximate distribution of the
total amount of money received by
the University for the building pro
gram, was released to the Kernel
late last night by Dean James Gra
ham of the Department of Engineering.
Reaching

093.000,the

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MORTARBOARD

HOLDSJANQUET

trus-tees.h-

'Mums' to Be Sold
By Mortar Board

chapters
of the sixty-o- ne
of Mortar Board, comparing service programs, traditions, and problems found on this and other campuses. The political situation present on this campus, and the freshman orientation programs carried
on by Mortar Board were especially
work,

discussed.

Present at the banquet were Mrs.
Richards, Dean Sarah Blanding,
Mrs. P. K. Holmes, Dr. Statie
Krickson, Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, Mrs. F. J. KatcUff and
Miss Mary Mumford, faculty advisors, and Mary Gunn Webb alumnae member. Active members of the
chapter who attended were Nelle

Nevins, Dot Whalen, Mary Rees
Land, Theo Nadelstein, Betty Earle,
Helen Farmer, Nell Shearer,
Camille Hedges, Margaret Lewis
Whaley, Sara Louise Cundiil, and
Virginia Robinson.

November Forum
Program Released
Programs for the November student forums being held each Sunday evening at Maxwell Street
Presbyterian church under the
sponsorship of the young people's
organization were released yesterday. Each meeting starts at 6:30

o'clock.
Dr. G. Barrett Rich, pastor of
Avondale Presbyterian church, Cincinnati, will be the speaker Nov. 1.
His tuple will be "Clirbitlanlty and
Professor E. Z. PalCommunism."
mer of the College of Commerce
will be the speaker on Nov. 8 on
the subject "The Christian Attitude Toward Military Preparedness." Oa Nov. 15, the student
choir will present a choral recital,
and on Nov. 23 Rabbi Milton Oral-mof the Ashland Avenue temple
will speak on "The Relations of
Religious Creeds."
of the
The eluding prugrum
month will be a discussion on "The
Problem of Social and Economic
Misfits" ltd by Miss Mary C. Buckingham and Prof. W. 8. Anderson.
an

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 80,

GRADS!

SATURDAY IS
YOUR DAY!

KENTUCKY

NEW SERIES NO. IS

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'Cats Out to Avenge Tech Showing
EDUCATORS
In Gruelling Battle With Alabama;
OPEN
Plans Made for Greatest Homecoming

ANNUAL MEETING
OF
TO

TODAY

Dr. Harvey A. Babh to Open
Session of 13th Annual
Educational Meeting
Coaches Wynne and Thomas
At 9:30 A. M.
to Speak At Pep Meeting
At 7:30 o'Clock In
ANTICIPATE CROWD
Gymnasium
OF 1,000 TEACHERS

Meeting to Re Held for Two ALUMNI TO SPONSOR
DANCE FROM 9 to 12
Days With Many Noted
Men As Speakers
Fraternities and Sororities
Will Vie in House DecDr. Harvey A. Babb, president of
Morehead State Teachers' College,
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will call to order this morning at
9:30 o'clock in Memorial hall the
By DAVE SALYERS
first general session of the thirteenth annual educational conferBeginning with a gigantic pep
ence, being held today and tomorrally Friday night under the direcrow with an expected attendance tion of SuKy Circle, and featuring
of 1,000 educators from all parts of luncheons, teas, and dinners Satthe state.
urday, climaxed by the annual
Pres. Frank L. McVey will pre- Alumni dance In the evening, Uniside at the first session and wel- versity alumni will "come home"
come the visitors. Speakers of the this week-en- d
to participate in a
ng
program planned
morning will be Dr. H. Gordon 1937
Hullflsh, professor of education at for their benefit and enjoyment.
Ohio State University; Dr. Raleigh
First event on the program will
Schorling, professor of secondary be the pep rally to be held at 7:30
education. University of Michigan, o'clock in the Alumni gymnasium,
and Dr. Homer P. Ralney, director followed by a parade and bonfire.
of the American Youth Commission Don Buchanan, president of SuKy,
of the American Council on Edu- will preside and read a message
cation.
from President McVey. Dean Evans
At noon today meetings of the of the College of Law will then
secondary and college commission- make a short talk. Next on the
ALA. (fUARQ
ers and of the Kentucky association program will be yells and a special
Following
of deans of women, which is meet- number by the band.
ing in connection with the con- this. Coach Chet Wynne will be in
ference, are scheduled. At 3 p. m. troduced, and will present Coach
the secondary school section and Thomas of Alabama who will make
the college section will meet in a short talk. Coach Wynne will
rooms of the College of Education then introduce the team. Closing
the gym program will be the band
building.
special "SuKy number" played at
A Joint banquet of all groups atweek and
tending the conference is the fea- the game last by popularwhich will
request.
be
ture of the evening program and The repeated will be broadcast over
program
Landon, However, Garners
will be held at 6:30 o'clock in the
WLAP starting at 7:30.
ballroom of the Phoenix hotel. station band will lead the parade
233 Electoral Votes to
The
Speakers will be Doctor Babb and through the down town section.
Opponents 206
Doctor Rainey.
President McVey starting at Lime and Euclid, conwill preside and introduce the tinuing to Main, down Main to
speakers.
Selections will be ren
In a nation-wid- e
student poll
Rose to Euclid, and Euclid to
dered by the University men's Glee Rose, field, where the bonfire will which reached colleges and uniStoll
club.
reAll freshmen are
be lighted.
Tomorrow's program will include quested to bring their caps to be versities m 34 states and in which
sectional meetings, a joint meeting burned In the fire in accordance 80,000 votes were cast," Roosevelt
of secondary schools and college with a student council ruling.
received 38,977 to London's 35,708.
groups, a discussion on art educa
Lunches and dinners by various Electorial votes, however, gave the
tion with a talk on "Etching and fraternity and sorority groups will
Etching Processes," and a break feature the Saturday program. Republican candidate a 233 to 20C
fast for the deans of women at the Alumni of Strollers, student dra- lead over his opponent.
Conducted by the Daily Prince-tonia- n,
Lafayette hotel. Also included will matic organization, will hold a renewspaper at
be a conference on business edu union breakfast at 10:30 o'clock
Princeton University, the poll was
cation to be held at 10 a. m. In at the Phoenix hotel.
on in cooperation with colroom 221 of the Education building
A main feature or tomorrow's carried
with Prof. A. J. Lawrence of the program will be the annual decora- legiate news organs in various inCollege of Commerce presiding.
tion of houses contest between so- stitutions all over the nation.
By virtue of the straw vote held
rorities, fraternities, and residence
halls. Cups will be given by SuKy earlier in the year by The Kernel,
to the winner in both classes, and the state of Kentucky gave Roosea cup will also be awarded the velt 11 electoral votes. The Kernel
down town store having the best was the only newspaper in KenHome-comiJudges tucky represented in the voting.
decoration.
The states of New York, Pennsylfor the house contest will be rep
resentatives from the Lexington vania, Illinois, and California,
Herald, the Lexington Leader, and figured to be key states in the comCourier - Journal.
Tom Spragens, Vice - Presi the Louisville houses will begin at ing election, on the basis of the
of
follows:
dent, Takes Over Reins; Judgingm. the organizations are student poll, reported as3,026; Lan10 a.
and
New York: Roosevelt,
Reister to Remain As Ad urged to have their decorations don, 3,102; electoral votes, Landon,
ready by that time.
viser to Association
47.
(Continued to Page Four)
Pennsylvania:
Roosevelt, 2,182;
Donald Reister, president of the
Landon, 2,862; electoral votes, LanYMCA for the past two years, tenddon, 36.
ered his resignation at the regular
Illinois: Roosevelt, 3.059; Landon,
meeting of the Senior cabinet on
1,098; electoral votes, Roosevelt, 29.
Tuesday night. In making his reCalifornia: Roosevelt, 1,318; Lansignation, Reister stated that he Applicants to Chi Delta Phi don, 1.245; electoral votes, Roosedid not feel he could devote the
velt, 22.
May Turn in Work Betime to the office which he believed
November 15
fore
it should have. Tom Spragens, resuccently elected
All those wishing to turn in liter
ceeded Reister in office.
At the request of the "Y" cabinet ary contributions to Chi Delta Phi
may do so before Nov. 15, was the
Reister agreed to serve as
for the present year. decision made Tuesday at a meet
Reister has been active in "Y" ing held in the Woman's building.
These contributions are a regular
work ever since his entrance to the
in
for membership
school and has served as president
Single Pages for Organizafor the past two years. He has Chi Delta Phi, national literat-twice been awarded the key for honorary for women and they may
tions to Sell At $20, Acbe In the form of prose, short story.
outstanding service to the "Y."
cording to Announcement
poetry. Katliryn Flan- Spragens has played a prominent sketch, or
By Business Manager
nery, president, will receive any
part in religious and social work writings in
her University post ofpast two
on the campus for the
A reduction in price over last
years. He served as chairman of fice box, or at the Alpha Gamma
house, 238 East Maxwell St.
the peace strike held on the campus Deltawas also decided that the regu year on single pages in the KenIt
last spring. He is a member of the lar meeting date was to be set at tuckian used by organizations of
Pitkin Club, Lances, and other 1 p. m. for the second and founh the campus was announced yester
honorary student organizations.
Thursdays of each month in the day by Ernest Shovea, business
In taking over the presidency, reading room of Boyd hall.
manager of the yearbook.
Spragens stated that he hoped he
A single page In the Kentuckian
would be able to perform the duties
will now sell for $20 to all organi
of the office as well as his predecessor and urged the cooperation of
zations and the price of $35 for a
all members of the cabinet in
double page will remain the same.
maintaining the "Y" at the peak
Organizations with
housemother
Transportation expenses will be who wish a picture aplaced in the
to which it had risen during the
paid for Democratic student voters new section, devoted to housemoth
past two years.
who desire to go home and vote.
ers of
sororities.
Students should see the local club will bethe fraternities and
required to pay two
ENGINEERS TO HEAR
representative in the lobby of the additional for this service. dollar
PicDR. ADOLPH BIGGE Administration building Friday af- tures of the houses of the social
ternoon or C. D. Kmc aid at the organizations will be published free
Dr. Adolph E. 3igge. head of the Law school.
of charge. Contracts for pages in
German department of the Univer
the Kentuckian will be signed by
sity, has been selected to address
the business stall beginning im
10 a.
the engineer s convocation at
mediately.
m. Wednesday, in Memorial hall.
An announcement by the sales
The semester's pledging of honor
manager was also released stating
students to Tau Beta Pi, honorary
that a meeting of the sales surf
engineering fraternity, will ulso be
will be held at 3 p. m. every Thurs
Evidently the Wildcats believe
held at that time.
day In Ruom 54 of McVey hall. At
in entertaining a team from the
these meetings, progress of the
Doctor Bigge's speech will deal
Deep South in real southern
sales stalf will be recorded and re
with conditions in Germany.
The
play their
style. The Tuts will
be turned over.
on sales
professor is well qualilied to give
part as host-- , by coming on the ceipts necessary will
that every repre
It is
authentic facts, since last year he
held attired in their nutty while
sentative be present for these meet
studied at the University of lieidle-bur-g,
canvas panU una blue silk jerings lo receive announcements and
while on a subatical leave of
seys. This will be the hist tune
to report their progress. There
He
absence from the University.
this year tl.it these uniforms
will be a Kentuckian given to each
through southern
also traveled
have been worn.
representative on the salts stall
Germany and Italy, studying exist
who sells ten or more yearbooks.
ing conditions.

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Saturday

Mortar Board. nation;! snninr
women's honorary, will again sponsor a chrysanthemum sale for the
Alabama game this Saturday, due
to the sucecss of the sale last week.
Orders will be taken until Friday
evening for "mums,"and on Saturday flowers will bn sold hv Mia
chapter from 9 a. m. to 1 p. m. at
me tiaiayeue noiei, Dunns Drug
store, and in front of the Phoenix
Drug store.
A stand will be set up in front
of the stadium for those who can
not buy their flowers earlier. Prices
ior me nowers are: boutonnieres,
25c; corsages, 50c; one medium
sized mum with school colors, 50c;
one larRe mum with school colors,
75c; and two medium sized mums
with school colors, $1.00.
Orders cun be given to any of the
Mortar Board members, who Include Nelle Nevins Ikii. Wlmlvn
Theo Nadelstein, Virginia Robinson, Helen Farmer, Camille Hedges,
Maritaret
Whalev
Nill Rhpnrer
Mary Rees Land, Sara Louise Cun- um, ana jseuy urie.

Music Department
Given 915 Records
Nine hundred and forty-fiv- e
phonograph records have been received by the department of music
from the Carnegie Institute, for
the general use of all students, faculty members, and townspeople
who wish to hear them.
The records will be played from
10 a. m. to 5 p. m. daily In room
429 of the Library, under the direction of Irene Foster, as soon as the
phonograph Is received.
The collection Includes seven
complete operas, Egyptian, Persian,
and Oriental songs, and popular
American dance music.
Scores for the operas, and Information concerning will be available
for those who wish It. The room is
open to the public, and the opening
date1 will be announced later.

'Tatzari 'White

REISTER RESIGNS
AS YMGA PREXY

ng

Literary Honorary
Sets Deadline Date

ent

KYIAN CHANGES
PRICE

Democrats to Pay
Voters Fees Home

Wildcats to Don
New Game Suits

SCHEDULE

Skaggs Is
initely Out

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Ac-lio-

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Def-

By MARVIN N. GAV
fighting
Kentucky
Wildcat
eleven will attempt to eliminate
Alabama's Crimson Tide from the
ranks of the nation's undefeated
teams whr-the long-tirivals
collide tomorrow af.ernoon in the
16th renrwal of their football feud.
The kicknh is slated for 2 p. m. at
Stoll field and a crowd of 20,000
A

spectators

eaplBubbe"JSQSbit
ALA.
FULLBACK

National Student RADIO CENTERS
Poll Gives F.D.R.
Majority of Votes TO BE EXTENDED

student

FOR GAME

Bob Davis May Not See

Home-comi-

$1,093,000

the sum total of $1,funds will be used for 10
projects, Dean Graham stated.
Several of the projects for which
money was alloted are already
nearing completion. The central
heating plant and steam dlstribut- ing system is expected to cost in
'.the vincinity of $250,000; Engineer-- ing buildings, including a south
and east unit, are expected to cost
$50,000 and $44,000 respectively.
Heating and ventilating costs of
these two buildings will run close
to $15,000.
What is expected to be the next
building on the program, the stu
dent union, will cost $200 000, and
an additional sum of $75,000 will be
for furnishings.
Other buildings
planned on the program include
a west Engineering unit, to com
plete the quadrangle, and to cost
$70,000; a combined home econom
ics and science building, $185,000;
Art building, $50,000; Law building,
$60,000; addition to the Education
building, $25,000 and $69,000 for
contingencies.
These approximate figures were
released by Dean Graham at the
last meeting of the board of
July 23. They are not as
yet ofheial as they must be ap
Mrs. Hazel Moren Richards, proved at the next meeting of the
National Inspector and Ed board, scheduled to take place soon.
It
possible,
itor of Magazine, Is Hon stated, is that these Dean Graham
figures will be
By Group
ored
slightly altered by the board, but
as they stand, they are his recomMortar Board, national senior mendations to the board.
women's honorary, entertained Mrs.
Hazel Moren Richards, national inspector and editor of the Mortar
Board quarterly, at a formal
evening
quet Wednesday
at 6
o'clock in the Colonial Room of the
Lafayette hotel.
Senior Honorary to Take OrAt a two hour meeting earlier in
ders Before Game
the day, Mrs. Richards discussed
the

OF

WELCOME HOME

Radio Guide Magazine Joins
Publicity Bureau in Expansion of University Listening Posts
A national radio magazine, the
Radio Guide, published in Chicago,
is Joining the University in extending its system of mountain listening
centers, inaugurated in 1933 under
the direction of Elmer Sulzer, University publicity director.
The magazine has become greatly interested in this program, and
is sending a reporter to Lexington,
who. with Mr. Sulzer, will visit the
centers. An article was published
in the September issue of the magazine concerning them and will appear in an early edition of the
Reader's Digest.
Three new radios have been purchased with money donated by the
Radio Guide and these will be installed in the following places:
Cordia, on Lotts Creek in Knott
county; Vest, on Bald's Fork in
Knott county; and Hyden, in Leslie county.
With the help of several public
spirited organizations the University radio listening centers have become a distinct service to the various communities and the project
has met continued success. Thirty
dollars will purchase a modern
eight-tuset that will overcome
all the reception difficulties of the
mountains. Such a set will serve,
on the average, forty families, or
more than 180 people. Each center
has a qualified operator who sees
that educational programs of worth
are tuned in each day. Many applications for listening centers are on
file awaiting the necessary funds
for the purchase of sets.

Is

anticipated.

Coach diet Wynne has made
every effort to put his squad in the
best possible condition and has sent
the team through three scrimmage
sessions which ended up under the
arc lights on the practice field.
Wednesday night, Wynne sent the
club through a long dummy drill
to emphasize
defensive
tactics
against Bama and concluded with
a special offensive workout.
Bob Davis, leading pointmaker in
the "Big 13," is an exceedingly
doubtful starter as his leg still gives
him trouble and brother Damercn
is expected to replace him in the
WildcUs' starting lineup. Wendell
Skaggs, veteran tackle Is definitely
out of tomorrow's game, with a
back injury which may keep him
on the sidelines for the remainder
of the year.
Condition Is Excellent
With the exception of these two
performers the psyslcal and mental
condition of the squad is the best
of the season and the Kentucky
team will enter tomorrow's game
keyed to their highest peak.
Fourteen long, long years ago,
in 1922, Kentucky defeated Alabama on Stoll Field. Since then,
year after year, the Crimson Tide
has rolled over Kentucky. Last
season, the 'Cats put up a game
fight before succumbing by a score
of 13 to 0
The experts rate Alabama as the
2 to 1 choice but Wildcat supporters
feel that If Kentucky is ever to
break the "Jinx," it must do so tomorrow. The Kentucky eleven is
made up of practically the same
players who gave the Crimson Tide
such a whale of a fight last fall.
'Bama Undefeated
Alabama has won four of five
games played this fall, being held
to a scoreless tie by the up and
coming Tennessee Volunteers. Loyola is the only team to score on
Coach Frank Thomas' boys, making
a touchdown against the reserve
team.
Kentucky has won five of its six
games, losing only to Georgia Tech
Continued to Page Four)

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Kampus
Kernels
Student union tags may be
obtained for both fraternities
and sororities and Independents
at the Kernel business office.
Lamp and t'ros is offering a
trip to Tennessee to the winning independent man or woman. O. 1. K. is offering a cup
to the frateni-tand Mirnritv
wiling the most during the
season.

Women's Building
To Open

Week-End-

s

New Plan to Start This Week-Enat Request of

d

Women
A new project this year is being
by the Woman's build-

undertaken

ing, in answer to the requests of
women students on the campus v. ho
have wanted the building to be kept
s.
oppn during
The Woman's building will
all day Saturday, Oct. 31, and
on Sundiiy from -6 o'clock, for
all women students and their dates.
If there are enough women to
warrant 1!, the practice will be continued throughout the year.
Mrs. L. M. LeBus, director at the
Woman s buidling, asks that all
women who want the building open
on Sunday throughout the year,
frequent the building on that day
enough to make it worth-whi- le
fn
it to be kept open.
week-end-

2-

There will be a meeting of the
ophemore commission of the YW
CA ;n 4.30 p. m. Monday 1.1 the
Woman's building.
1 hen- v. il be a r.iee ing of the
mail, liiock and Bridle club at 7:30
oclo.k Monday nigh; in the Ag
building.

There will be a meeting of
VC. Senior Cabint at 4 p ni.
il, y in tlie Woman's building.

Dutch Lunch club "l li:
will meet at noon today i'i
the Maxwell Presbyterian cl
for a program prepared by the VW
CA music group which will presem
a series of Kentucky folk ballads
under the direction of Ruth Ectun.
About a hundred girls are expected to attend the luncheon, which is
held weekly ior all town girls and
commuters who are members of the
YWCA.
Preceding
the program,
Inez Johnson will give a shor t history of tiie Kentucky folk ballad,
discussing its appearance in Kentucky, its origins and its growth.

Wo-niit- ns

be an open meeting
S.gma at 5 p. m. today
a Koom 2(10 ul the Physics building.

YWCA

i

to-

The University Council of the
Bnpt'st 3:uci'iit Union will meet
at u u clock Saturday in the
building. All members and
..pecially ihe new nieiiiers are
urged lo i.ttnid.

DUTCH LUNCIr CLUH
There
TO MEET AT NOON oi Sigma
The

the

Will
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will be a meeting of the
ycr Pre- - M d Society ut 7:15
o'clock Monday. November 2, in the
bust mi in i t ihe archaeology
i.i
l)i. V. I) Kunkhouser, who
is lo s pf ill. wiii be introduced by
J. Fi n.K in Wallace, president of
the soviet v. A'.l pre-nistudents
are invited lo attend.
V

niu-seu-

ed

There will be a meeting of all
active members of Pershing Hifles
at 7:30 o'clock Tuesday night, Oct.
3, In Major Scudder's room.

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CAMPUSOUNDS:
In Memorial hall: "She looked so shocked
when I asked her if I could kiss her that I apoland then I found out that the
ogized and left
reason she looked surprised was because 1 was
the only boy who ever asked her first!"
At the Library: "Someday there's going to be
a mutiny on this campus. It's gonna be called
the "Revolt of the Pledges" and baby, I'm going to be leading itl"
In Boyd hall, on the telephone: "But honestly
I don't want to guess who this is!"
In White hall: "Well, we started out for the
dance, but we made a couple of stops, and I'm
afraid we only got as far as the Tavern!"
On the Administration building steps: "Heck,
the only reason I pinned her was to get rid of
her, the dope!"

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COMPLETE CAMPUS COVERAGE
Executive Board

George M. Spenci.r
Ross J. CHt.rEt.FFF

Editor-in-Chie- f

Managing Editor

David II. Salyers
Ike M. Moore

News Editor
Business Manager

Editorial Adviser
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Associate Editor
Assistant Managing Editor

Feature Editor

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Odis Lee Harris

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Assistant Feature Editor.Bpeclal Editor

.Betty Earle

Theo Nadelsteln
William B. Arthur

Frank Burger
Ralph E. Johnson

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Joe Qulnn

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Bporta Editor

WRITERS
Billy Evans
Robert Rankin

Bobbj Evans

ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS
Raymond T. Lathrem
O. T. Hertisch

Mack Hughes
Sidney Buckley

ciiff shaw
REPORTERS
John Morgan
Walter Milem
Betty Murphy
Melcolm Patterson
Marjorla Rleaer

A. J. Dotson
Hazel Doughitt
Melvin Forden

Audrey Forater
Tom Humble

Al

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NOMIXATE AS CAMPUS A TELL1 TES:
because
Mayme Maddox and Tom Nichols
they were elected as most popular senior girl
and senior boy.
Jeanette Lampert and Dossett Reid because
they do such outstanding work in the Guignol

Vogfl, Edgar Penn
Neville Tatum

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HfcRE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL

The Kentucky Kernel
late at nightl

STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN
A HEARTY WELCOME TO ALUMNI

AT

HOME-COMIN-

Each
still your homel
year about this time we all look forward to
greeting the "alums" who return for Home-cominYes, sir, Kentucky's

The campus has been considerably improved
since you were here last time, but in spite of
ihe fact that we look a little different, you're
still as welcome as ever. We invite your admiration and anticipate the friendly handshakes
between old friends together once more.
Perhaps you don't know quite all of us, but
we can still say "Howdy" just the same. After
all, we're all brothers in this large fraternity, so
let's act like it. However, if you see actions of
the more indiscreet type, try to disregard them
as accidents or as just a part of
Some persons always have to celebrate in too
merry a manner, but it happens only once a
year, so "forgive and forget."
If you feel strange at first because you have
not met each one of us, just remember that we
are proud of you and really want you here. In
a few years, we, too, will be the "strangers" and
we know that good old Kentucky hospitality
will never fail any of us.
Tomorrow is the best day of all the year, and
it has been planned for your pleasure. We
hope sincerely that you enjoy it to the utmost
so much so, in fact, that you'll make a solemn
resolution to return for all the
to come.
So we extend to you a comrade's hand and a
home-comin-

home-coming-

s

UNIVERSITYPES:
The Campus Clown When profs see him in
their classes they groan with dismay, because
he's one of those stoogents who sits in the back
row and heckles with funny gags the remarks of
the teacher. . .He's the one who gets all the
bright ideas for Hell Week. . .Years age people
would say of him "Oh, he's a card!" or "He's a
caution!". . .but now he's known as a stooge or
a campusap. . .He wears battered hats and
pushes a tin lizzie around. . .When he's an old
alum he comes to the
game and
plays practical jokes on all of his former classmates, wants to tear down the goalposts, tells
the undergraduates about the pranks he pulled
when he was on the campus, and longs for the
good old days, when college kids acted like college kids, slightly moronic and infantile. . .He's
the life of every party, he thinks. . .It's true he
makes people laugh, but it's not WITH him. . .
He's the kind that prefaces every joke with
"Have you heard this one?" and even when you
answer, "Frequently!" he tells it anyway. . . Sum
home-comin- g

fun!
CAMPUS1GHS:

Students who ask you to buy things.
Pixilated stags who dance on your feet, not
theirs.
3. The hectic campaigning for elections
and
for what purpose?
4. The heat in the Library.
5. Coeds who ask, "What's so funny about
President Patterson's statue, anyway?"
1.

2.

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AREN'T THEY? AS
FOR ME ILL STAND
BY THIS GOOD OLD
BB1AR OF MINE AND
PRINCE ALBERT

OH
SO
YOU'VE
JOINED THE

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PRINCE ALBERT

SMOKERS

Ford

was close, wasn't It?
Those strange parents you have, you kind of look like one or the other,
but why were you born to them. Equally strange Is it that they were peoThpv
ple of moderate
means.
might have been poverty stricken.
You might have been natured out
of filth and disease. But shucks,
why weren't you born Into the home
of Morgan or Astorbllt that would
have been Just as easy and look at

the advantages.
And those total strangers your
brothers and sisters. Oh yes, you
finally get to know them fairly
well, yet until the day you die they
really will be Just strangers. A
twin brother what a shock, there
I am again.

Why Is It that I have not been a
good student? Why wasn't I
g?
Could there have been
reasons for making me a relative
weakling I wanted to play foot
ball, to run like the wind, to wrestle
and box.
And to continue on, I wonder
why I have never done anything
better than anyone else? Why am
i noi a winner 7 wnat does the
champion possess that I do not?
Why should he be thus endowed In
stead of me?
What luck has brought me in my
own blundering way this far? How
much farther can I go?
why have I been loved? Whv
have I loved? The same for hate.
good-lookin-

Webb

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DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT-y- ou
in the waste paper basket, prof!"

Orace Silverman
Bob Stone
Thomaa Watklni

Lampert's brilliant directing of the
"Blue Danube Waltz" with his own
rich and dominating tone and Insistent and highly vitalized rhythm
really puts Strauss himself In the
and
background.
It is as gratifying as
it Is unusual to find a man who so
dominates his surroundings as doe
Professor Lampert, but why should
not the Universit