MM THE KENTUCKY KERNEL University of Kentucky LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1917 VOL, X WILDCATS AND BUTLER TO MEET OH SATURDAY TENNESSEE CANCELS "REMEMBER ME TO THE THANKSGIVING GIRLS" SATS SHIHNICK Contest on Stoll Field Sat- Kernel Editor of 16-1- 7 Sends News of U. K. urday Will Prove Interesting Students LEXINGTON MEN OUT AT FORT No. HARRISON ediSaturday will .be the first big day of From William Shinnick, 1916-1the year. On that day our valiant tor of the Kernel, president of last Wildcats meet the unknown quantity, year's graduating class, member of Butler. the Kappa Sigma and Alpha Delta SigNo one can prophecy the outcome of ma (honorary) fraternities and shinthe conflict as many considerations ing light In all University affairs, enter the question that have never come., the following special letter to before been reckoned with. Last year the Kentucky Kernel. Camp Benjamin Harrison. Butler has as heavy a team as KenSunday, Sept. 23, 1917. tucky. This year seven of last year's team or scrubs are back at Butler Boys and Girls in Journalism Department: and a new athletic director Is at work. My failure to write before this has seen What the result will be will be not been due to negligence or Saturday. as a matter of fact I have There are only two instructions to thought a great deal of the good old be given to the students of Kentucky. days at the University, especially Daddy Boles says to be there and since the papers have started their root. It Is particularly important that stories of the opening of the school the bleachers be decorated by many year. We are just simply too busy to of the heads of freshmen, for it is rec- write. That Is. of course, an old ognized that the effect of this decora- "stall," but If there Is any place In the tive scheme Is always a good one on world where a man hasn't time to do the team. The yell leader, to be anything outside the schedule, this Is elected Friday, always glories in the it. We have about an hour off every sight of such heads and the enthusi- day and Mils is devoted to suoli poetic asm is regulated to a certain extent pursuits as shaving and taking a by their numbers. It is a freshman's bath. Sunday is our day off, but toduty to .be at the first game, and the day I was the orderly and had to run upper classman's privilege. errands and beat the typewriter for the officers, besides doing a lot of rouAdequate preparations for a flying start In rooting have been made for tine Work. Having just read over the first parathe chapel period. The girls of Patt Hall have agreed to teach the fresh- graph, I come to the conclusion that men girls the school song, and any I speak and think entirely In the bulnew man may learn "Hall, Hail, the let sentence, or In a military manner. Gang's All Here" in any room of the Perhaps it is the typewriter, or my dormitory at any time of the night. being unused to it. You must rememAll necessary yells will be taught and ber that I have not seen one of the same for the last four weeks. practiced In chapel Friday morning. of this year's football To tell the truth about this place, A feature squad is that there is a complete team there is no place in the world, with from Loxington High School out for the possible exception of one or two, Gay, Hedges, Boone, C. whero I would rather be. We live the varsity: Downing, D. Downing, Bastln, Moore, really a fine, clean life, with a good Mahonoy, Walker, Shanklin, Clark bit of fun thrown In. Every Friday and an extra man, McGregor. Many of night ,by dictum of the officers, we these are expected to start Saturday have a special "feed" and an enteragainst Butler, and much is expected tainment that to mo is strongly reminiscent of the Stroller "Amateur 'of them. Nights" of long ago. New material on the field has lent (Continued on Pago Three.) some "zip" to practice for the last week. Hober, who played end last TWO UNIVERSITY MEN year, has returned. Bunch, a newCALLED IN THE DRAFT comer from St. Mary's, is contending position. Splendid acfor a Tho University furnished two or the complishments are expected from the eighteen young men, representing two Downing brothers from the local to tho second contribution High School. They aro both national draft army, who loft last Friand all muscle. Shanklin, a for day for tho training camp. mer star of Loxington High School, Those two men aro Ralph II. Morhas roturnod to practlco after an in gan and Jacob Loibschultz. Mr. Morjury to his ear. Wllhelm, a member gan graduated from tho University In of last year's Western Kentucky cham Juno, 1915, accepted a position with pions in Paducah, is trying hard. Leo tho Elmondorr Dairy Company, later Oldham, halfback on HopkinsvlUo going to Petersburg, Va. Mr. High last year, is out. Is a senior In tho College of 7 forget-fulnes- GAME BATTALION GETS 350 Tho Tennesseo game, which was scheduled to bo played Thanksgiving Day, on Stoll Field, has been canceled. When Interviewed concerning it, Professor Freeman, chairman of tho Athletic Committee, said: "We aro casting about north, south, east and west for a good game to be played Thanksgiving on Stoll Field instead of tho canceled Tennessee game." "Tho letter from Tennessee cancelling the Thanksgiving game, does not give many particulars of their football changes for this year, merely saying they will limit their athletic activis contests. They beties to lieve they are following the wish of President Wilson In their step and intend to lay as much emphasis upon home athletics as poslble after cancelling all outside games. "There are many good games we could schedule for this day, but we prefer to play at home, even if it must be against an inferior team. We promise the students a contest worthy of their attendance, however." Inter-clas- FOR Non-Appearan- INFANTRY Senior Election Held Without Usual Bitter Contest BRITTAIN TREASURER In one of the quietest and smoothest class elections ever held in the chapel of the University, Virgil Chapman, of Lexington, a student in the College of Law, was elected president of the Senior class last Friday afternoon. Heretofore there have been bitter contests, with complicated politics. This typical senior, of the mustache and the cane, is an orator bred. When ho speaks upon a delicate subject, as he did last year at tho occasion of the election of the ten most popular girls In tho University, his enthusiasm becomes rampant and his soft, tender interpretation of the language of Dixie land spontaneous. Miss Emma Holton was elected vice president. John Alfred Brlttaln, captain or tho 1917 Wildcats, as well as football hero of tho two years past, was chosen treasuror of the class. Miss Aline Kavanaugh will bo secretary, Miss Helon Morris class poet, and Miss Bortha Miller, giftorian. J. J. McBrayor was olected class representative and will niako the prin cipal speech on commencement day. Harry Mllward was choson class orator; Miss Freda Lemon, historian; C. L. Morgan, grumbler, and Tllford Wilson, giftorian. PATT HALL ROUSED BY DRILL in Chapel Clowns, Trained Elephants, To Be Punished By Minstrels, Mingle at ce Squad Drill FIFTY R. 0. T. C. Circus Co-e- d MEN PARTY GREAT SUCCESS With 350 men as privates, and 50 men enrolled In third and fourth-yea- r the Reserve Officers' Training Corp, the battalion of the University is beginning a most favorable year. Each man is entering his two years of military life with greater vim and interest than ever before in view of the critical times. The morning company, E, composed of aspiring athletes, portends to be the banner company with its ranks of physically fit men. The four afternoon companies, now captained by Goosman, Richards, Sherwood and Shouse, have already mastered the foot movements and by the end of the week will have thoroly learned the squad movements. Captain Ellis, has received no word as to the exact arrival of Mayor Samuel A. Smoke who will make all appointments upon arrival. "Big" Smoke, as he was known at the University of Missouri, where he spent several years as commandant, according to reports, is truly a big man in every respect. The compulsory attendance of the battalion in chapel on Tuesday morning will be required this year as it being punwas last, ishable by squad drill. The following men have enlisted In the Reserve Officers' Training Corp: D. R. Ellis, K. Goosman, H. S. Richards, V. S. Sherwood, Headloy Shouse, T. L. Wilson, F. P. Anderson, R. S. Arnold, J. H. Bailey, H. B. Clark, W. R. David, P. Daveis, C. F. DoMay, Ed. Dabney, R. N. Fenley, M. Forman, J. L. Gayle, W. R. Galbert, A. S. Gill, H. E. Grehan, H. Henry, V. S. Hagard, J. J. Leman, E. A. Llllard, F. M. Jackson, Wm. MoDougle, Sam Morton, L. McClain, R. S. Park, H. Parks, W. C. Piper, C. E. Planck, W. T. Backett, J. M. Pursifull, H. E. Robinson, H. W. Stedman, S. C. Stenhauser, Moso Smith. J. H. Taylor, C. L. Templin, II. F. Thompson, W. B. Tabor, F. W. Tuttle, O. C. Walker, J. S. Walling-ford- , G. E. Zerfoss, J. G. Taylor, W. E. Adair, Harry Mllward, and J. T. Clark. t, ELECTED SENIOR HEAD 3 WRIGHT AND PULLIAM HERE ON A FURLOUGH Another triumph has been added to tho already long list of Philosophlan successes. Would anybody have believed that a sure enough circus, sawdust ring, elephants, peanuts, red lemonade, etc., could Invade the lofty walls of Patterson Hall? Such was the case and it was a howling success, according to many one of the great successes of any school activity in a number of years. Bertha Miller, a "perfect gentleman" In dress suit and high hat, led the parade to the strains of the inimitable "Dean" Sousa's band. A bewildering array of tight-ropwalkers, chorus girls, clowns, etc., followed close behind and marched to the Main Tent (Recreation Hall.) e Pandemonium reigned when the crowd scrambled to get seats. Wise "mammas" gently admonished their "children" to keep outside the ropes ring. which marked off the Peanuts and red lemonade venders vied with each other in crying their wares. Children tooted whistles and Madam Crawford, fortunehorns. teller, inveigled unsuspecting youths and the proverbial English dudes, one "Bernle Young" in particular, flirted with all the girls in spite of the anxious interference of their "mammas." To the soothing strains of "Dean" s Sousa's band Madam Mayes, tight-ropwalker, in magnificent ballet costume, executed intricate steps with such ease that thunderous applause burst from the spectators. Children shrieked with delight at the antics of baby "Wohl." strangest elephant over known, but quaked with terror at the horrible girations or "Fredycia Lemonadye," only wild woand man in captivity. his brother, "heap great" Indian chieftains. Inspired the spectators with awe. i saw-du- world-famou- e To relieve the effects of the wild woman and Indian chieftains, a blackface minstrel show, composed of Josephine Thomas, Mrs. F. C. Mayes, Lona Clem, Georgia Terrey, Sallio Coleman, Myrtle Glass and Lucllo Cequin sang and danced in the accepted manner for minstrels. "Pa" Duckwall. assistHarold Pulllam and "Hasty" Wright, ed by "Happy" Mayor, funniest of former students in tho University, clowns, put on an acrobotic stunt now enlisted in tho United States which would havo made Barnum & Xaval Reserve, Aviation Section, arturn pink with morn- Balloy's acrobats rived at Lexington Wednesday ing on a recruiting furolugh. They envy. aro stationed at Camp Stauloy temAmong tho moro prominent visitors porarily. JUNIORS NEXT MONDAY. for tho affair wore: "Pa" Xoland and Wright and Pulllam havo been In "Ma" Graham accompanied by their A meeting of the Junior class is training at Boston and havo already ton "children," "St" Piggott, "Lefty" A former player on Louisvlllo High, Arts and Science and ho resides In callod for Monday artornoon at 3:t$0 made several nights with Instructors. to make Shanklin, "Pa" Duckwall, and "Ma" Dollrovoy, is an aspirant for end on Louisville. Thoso men havo been p. m. Election of officers and other Thoy havo not been allowed Fiegel. "solo" (lights yet. the Varsity. Dlshman, fullback last placed In tho Field Artillery Division. Important matters will arise. half-bac- k 's Lieb-sohult- z *