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Spring Prom
April 30

UNIVERSITY

VOLUME XXXIX

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Number 23

KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1949

Ceremony To Mark
Portrait Unveiling
Funkhouser's Mother
To Unveil Painting

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Pictured above are. the nine finalists for May Queen. (Left to right) front row: Forgy Kirkpatrick,
Friscillm McVey, Nancy Shinnick; back row: Berths Ann Lutes, Mary Ann Hunter, Betty Elliott, and Doll
frier. Not present when the picture was taken were Nancy She Iborune and Frances White,

Judges

Possible Greek Ban '
Is Roundtable Topic

Four Seniors Receive

Select1

Scholastic Awards

May Queen

- Four commerce seniors hae
eetv
The possible abolition of secret;
named to receive cash awards made society fraternities will be the topic
annually by three state business for discussion by the roundtable
The May Day Queen was selected firms, according to Dr. C. C. Carpen- group of Kentucky students and
last night from the nine finalists ter, dean of the college of Com- faculty Monday over stations WKLX
and WBKY at 3:15 p.m.
chosen by the student body, accord- merce
Moderator lor the discussion will
ing to FJoi.se Eubank, chairman of
Haldon Robinson and John F.
the election committee. The queen Waddle have received $100 awards be Sidney Neal. Ellen Drake, .Joe
and her first attendant will be
from the Kentucky Association of Mainous, and Stanley Morton are
at the coronation May 14. Personal Finance Companies. Mor- the other members or the panel.
The nine girls and Judges were ris Hidcr and William R. Young The program will be one of the
will be presented the Time Finance weekly series entitled "Let's Talk
guests nf honor at a dinner sponsorToday" heard each Monday.
ed by the Suky election committee. Company awards of $100 each.
Robinson will also receive a $50
Tlie Judging was completed after the
award from Louisville accountants
dinner.
Being judged on the basis of Yeager, Ford and Warren.
The seniors were selected by a
beauty, scholarship, popularity and
personality were Finalists Betty El- faculty committee on the basis of
Harry H. Pierson, director of the
liott, Mary Ann Hunter, Forgy Kirk- their scholastic standing.
(student program of the Institute of
patrick. Bertha Ann Lutes, Priscilla
McVey, Lona Price, . Nancy
International Education, gave an
'ltAin't Hoy'
Nancy Shinnick, and Franexplanatory talk on the Fulbright
At Campus Cinema
Wednesday at
cis White.
"It Ain't Hay," an Abbott and Exchange Program
Judges included Bob Cox, manager Costclp comedy will be shown at Memorial Hall.
of Schincs theaters in Lexington; 7 pm. tomorrow at Memorial Hall
The purpose of his speech was to
Ted Grizzard of "Man on the Btrect" as a substitute for "Odd Man Out," outline for faculty members and
fame and Ed Mills, anuotinccr 'at which had to be canceled.
students the opportunities available
radio station WKLX.
under the Fulbright Act.
Members of the selection committee who attended the dinner are
Miss Eubank, Frank Maturo, David

Lost Night

Pierson Gives Talk
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general chairman of May Day.

UKGradsPass
Bar Examination

Donovan Calls For Program
To

Insure Adequate Schools

Dr. Hcrmau

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Donovan,

To Be Presented

portrait of the late Dr. William
Dclbert Funkhouser, former head of
the department of zoology, and dean
of the Graduate School, will be un
veiled In the main hallway of the
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dent of the University of Kentucky, they pay for their luxuries; they
called for steps to be taken to asOver 50 percent of the 43 successful sure the state of Kentucky ade- must not be grudging here. Let
that our schools will
candidates in last February's stale quate educational school systems them know go
from bad to worse
were graduates of when he spoke before a general continue to
bar examination
Ue UK College of Law, according session of teachers at the Kentucky unless tbey arc given proiwr finan
cial relief."
a Dean Elvis J. Stahr Jr.
Educational Association Thursday.
Mentioned Teacher Shortage
H. Lassiter and Waller L.
J.unes
Dr. Donovan stated that an adeHe also spoke about the serious
Brock, former UK students, took quate system cannot be maintained
top honors in the examination. on the present financial structure. teacher shortage existing in the
state.
Seventy percent of the UK alumni
He listed three ways in which the
"Not all of those who are called
were successful.
program might be secured.
teachers are worthy to wear this
"First, through federal aid, which honorable and exalted title. We
Scholarships Offered at this time appears likely to be have in our schools too many pervoted by the 81st Congress. If this sons who arc in no measure qualiFor Navajo Work
happens, it will go a long way fied to leach. They are 'baby sitconters' placed in charge of school
SclKlarships
for three months toward ameliorating present
work among the Navajo Indians ditions. But it will not in any sense rooms by the public under the misapprehension that they are teach
next summer arc available to men be a cure-al- l.
"Second, by increasing mid equal- - ers. In Kentucky we have '4200
who have done outstanding
ork
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in the course. Societies Around the izing assessments in Kentucky, a 'emergency teachers."
He said that 5000
World, Prof. Charles E. Enow, co- program which Governor Clements)
ordinator of the scholarship com- and Commissioner Reeves have so teachers are needed immediately in
the state and that if a minimum
courageously sponsored.
mittee, said today.of four years of college preparaTransportation, lodging, nie'ls,
Sales Tax Alternative
tion was required for all teachers,
nd incidentals will be provided.
"If these two proiiosals should
need 9000 now.
No monetary rewards will be given, fail, then we, the teachers and par- the state would
Tells Of Teachers' Lot
will be allowed 6 hours ents of children, should insist that
but students
Dr. Donovan spoke of the lot of
rrcdil for the work.
the next General Assembly salvage the teacher when he said, "The
Dean M. M. White is chairman our educational programs through
teachers of this country have been
of the scholarship committee that the passage of a sales lax, as 27 patient and
They
will interview and counsel candi- other states have already done."
the crumbs from
have accepted
date;. Other members of the comDr. Donovan said the people of America's bountiful table all dur
mittee are Prof. Irwin T. Sanders, Kentucky must be told about the ing the war and since. While it is
Prof. J. It. Schwcndcman, and Prof. present conditions of school sys- true that approximately 350,000 of
tems in the state and what can be our best young instructors sought
Snow.
Application blanks may be ob- done.
greener pastures, the more faith
tained from staff members in the "Tell them frankly, in no un- ful stood by the nation's children
departments of anthropology, ge- certain terms, that an adequate and continued in the profession,
ography, and sociology. All appli- school system cannot be maintained I beg you I am speaking to Ken
cations must be submitted to Prof. on our present financial structure. tucky's fathers and mothers not to
They are not grudging In the money
Snow by May 1.
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Hornowski

By Otis Perkins
Edward B. Hornowski, violinist,
Biological
sonola
Sciences will be heard in a three-pa- rt
Funkhouser
Building at 4 p.m., Thursday.
recital in Memorial Hall Sunday
Dr. W. R. Allen, head or the de- at 4 t..m.
partment of toology, will preside at The first number on the program
the program. Dr. A. D. Kirwan, dean will be "Sonata No. 4 In D Major"
of men, will speak on "Dr. FunkGeorge F. Handel. A good ex
houser, the Colleague;" Dr. William ample of the eighteenth century
S. Webb, head of the department of Baroque Sonata-forthis work is
physics, will comment on "Dr. Funk characterized by a slow introduc
houser, the Scientist;" Herndon J. tory movement, contrapuntal alEvans, editor of The Flneville Sun, legro, lyric third movement, and
will speak on "Dr. Funkhouser, the a flancc-lik- e
finale. It is the most
Teacher."
popular of Handel's sonatas written
The highlight of the program will for violin and piano. '
be the unveiling of the portrait by
Sonata By Franrk Included
Mrs. Hugh Clark Funkhouser,
,As part two of the program, Mr.
mother of the late Dr. Funkhouser.
Mrs. Funkhouser will be introduced Hornowski will play Cezar Fr&nck's
Although
by Dr. Frank L. McVey, president "Sonata In A Major."
University. Dr. Allen this Is the only sonata for violin
emeritus of the
will present the portrait to the Uni- and piano written by Franck, it is
versity, and Dr. Herman L. Donovan, considered by many to be the greatpresident of the University, will ac- est work of this type ever written.
Completely integrating the two incept it on behalf of the University.
The portrait, painted by Edmund struments, the sonata Is a favorite
Oiesbcrt of Chicago, was presented in concert repertoire music, and
by members of the department of typifies the free emotional expreszoology and friends of Dr. Funk- sion of the Romantic period.
The concluding work on the prohouser.
Dr. Funkhouser became head of gram will be "Sonata in C" by Pau'
the department of zoology in 1918, Hlndemith. Modern and original,
when he was 37 years old. He was this sonata is characterized by free
of the University of Ken- organization of melodies, harmontucky Archaeological Reports and ies, and rhythms. Its formal design
the department of anthropology. He does, however, have a bond with
is best known for his work with the the past, which is especially noticeable in the first and last movements.
mcmbracidae.
Began Study At Five
Died In Jane 1941
Beginning his study of the violin
In 1925 Dr. Funkhouser was ap- at the age of fiva Mr. Hornowski
pointed dean of the Graduate School made his first public appearance
He held the latter position and serv- as soloist at a student's concert
ed as head of the department of when he was seven years old.. At
zoology until his death In June 1948.
study with
II he began a
member of Leopold Lichtenberg, a pupil of
Dr. Funkhouser was
the American Society of Zoologists. Weiniawski. When he was 15 he or
Fellow of the American Association ganized
and conducted the Chamber
for the Advancement of Science, Music Ensemble of Brooklyn in
and past president of the Ento- weekly radio broadcasts. This same
mological Society of America, memyear he announced the formal openber of the Eugenics society. Ecolog
ing of his violin studios in New
ical Society, New York and Brooklyn
Entomological Societies, the Ken York.
In November, 1930, Mr, Hornowski
tucky Academy of Science, and Ro
entered the Juilliard School of Mutary. He also served as secretary-treasurcompleted
a four - year
of the Southern (later sic. He
course in less than two years, and
Southeastern) conference.
was graduated as a major in theory
and composition in May, 1932. From
1932-4- 1
he was full time teacher of
violin, harmony, and theory, and a
concert violinist. He was then ap
pointed choirmaster at St. StanA sale of revenue bonds to help islaus Kostka Church in New York,
finance the construction of a new where he served for two years.
Served In Armed Forces
service building and an addition to
Entering the armed forces In
McLean stadium was authorized by
the Board of Trustees Wednesday. February, 1943, hLs first assignment
The bonds were sold to a syndicate was with the West Point Army
of Louisville and Lexington Invest- Band. Released from service in
ment broker funds at an average an- March. 1946, Mr. Hornowski renual Interest rate of slightly less turned to Teachers' College, Columthan three per cent, Frank D. Tcter-so- bia University, where he received
comptroller, said. The sales the B.S., M.A., and Ed.D. degrees
with a major in music.
totaled $790,000.
Peterson said that $490,000 of the
money would be used in the construction of the service building to
replace the one destroyed by fire in
1946, the remaining $300,000 will finance the addition of approximately
4000 seats to the south side of McLean Stadium and a new prcssbox.

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Aeronautics Students
Make National Tour
Aeronautical option class students
of the College of Engineering toured
aircraft plants in Kansas, Texas,
and Missouri last week.
The
included the
Chance-VougDivision of United
Aircraft Corporation and Luscombe
Aircraft Company in Dallas, Monday; Consolidated Vultee Corporation In Ft. Worth, Tuesday; Cessna
Wichita,
Aircraft Company
in
Wednesday;
Beechraft Aircraft
Inc., and the Wichita division of
the Boeing Airplane Company,
Thursday; and the McDonnell Aircraft Company in St. Louis, Friday. The group also visited the
Allison Division of General Motors
Corporation in Indianapolis Monday,
Harold W. Estill, Instructor of the
option class, supervised the group.

Comedy To Open
At Guignol May 2

Attention Vctcrons!

Violin Recital

By Tom Wilborn
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Weather:
Cloudy And Milder
Occasional Rain

Any veteran who wishes to conserve his "period of entitlement"
by not being paid for the 15 days
following this semester must report to the Veterans Office between April 11 and M3y 3. the
Veterans Administration has announced.
Veterans under PI. 346 who do
not report to the Veterans Office before May 4th will automatically receive the 15 days leave
pay. This also applies to those
students who plan to attend dimmer school.
Any veteran who Is not returning to the University of Kentucky for the summer but is going to some other school, whether this summer or next fall, may
report to the Veterans OfTicc between April 11 and the end of
the semester in order to file the
proper forms to obtain a supplemental Certificate of Eligibility.

June Graduates
University officals announced la.it
that Vice President Albon W.
Barklcy has accepted an inviation
to deliver the principal address at
the
d
annual commencement exercises on June 3.
Mr. Barkley also addressed a graduating class at the 1942 commencement exercises. At that time, the
vice president was a member of the
US Senate from Kentucky. An
nonorary lo u. degree was con- -,
f erred upon him at that time.
Serving as a vlsting lecturer in
the department of political science
series on pacticul government. Mr.
Barkley was on the campus a year
week

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To Sponsor Forum

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Four speakers have been named
for the forum. Walter P. Arm
strong, Memphis, editor of the
Younger Lawyer, will speak on
"Practice in a Large Southern City."
Charles W. Joiner, professor of
law at the University of Michigan
and state chairman of the commission surveying state problems of
lawyers in Michigan, will speak
also. He is chairman of the commission for relations with law students for the American Bar Association.
James W. Wine, Pikevillc, graduate of the UK College of Law.
will discuss "Problems of a Young
lawyer in a Law Firm in Eastern
Kentucky." He is state chairman
of the American Bar Association
Junior Bar Conference.
Uhcl Barrickman, Glasgow, also
a graduate of UK. will discuss
"Problems of a Young Lawyer in a
Medium-Sized
Town in South Central Kentucky."
The forum wui dc open to law
students, young lawyers, and prospective law students.
Prof. W. L. Matthews. College
of Law, and Michael Clare, president of the Student Bar Association,
arc directing the program.

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president's office.
Faculty members working on the
exercises are as follows:
Miss Anne Callihan, assistant
of art; Miss Margaret
Bruce Cruise, social director of the
SUB; Mrs. Sarah B. Holmes, dean
of women; J. M. Howard, assistant
engineer, department of maaiten- ance and operations.
E. B. Farrls, cheif engineer,
of maintenance and operations; A. D. Kirwan. dean of men;
Miss Helen King, alumni secretary;
Miss Mildred Lewis, assistant professor of music; Col. G. T. Mackenzie,
head of the military science depart
ment; Miss Margaret P. Milton, recorder in the rcgistar's office, and
R. W. Wild, director of public relations.

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In commemoration of the Goethe
bicentennial celebration, the German Club will present scenes from
Goethe's "Citizen General" at 7:30
p.m. Tuesday on the third floor of
Miller Hall.

Students participating are William Hornbeck, Carl Carrier, and
Thomas Reeves. Dr. D. V. Hage-maprofessor of German, will direct the production.
The play will be open to students
and faculty members.
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The topic will be Resolved: "The
Federal Government Should Equalize Educational
Opportunities in
Supported
Tax
Institutions by
Means of Annual Grants." Jack
Lowry and Robert Smith will speak
for the affirmative, Charles Leistner
and Kenneth Findlcy taking the

rector; John Turner, art director;

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Mrs. Henry Fourshee. assistant art
director; Steve Rauh, stage man-- !
ager.
C. B. Jones, assistant stage man
ager; Bill OBannon. eiectKcian;
Joe Owens, B. Womack. and Warren
pfefferle, assistant electricians; Jo- sie Potter, prop manager.
Mrs. Anna Freeman, costume designer; Bess Peavy. assistant costume designer; Betty Tuttle. box
office manager; Casey Goman Rus
sell, business manager.
John Marlowe, house manager:
Fherl Folirer and rmi Thorn, u- sistants: Earl Cornell, sound
fects: William Curry, photographer;
Ken Woodruff, program advertiser,
Charlotte Ren fro. prompter;
Jan-Fraz- ce

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University MuSICIOnS
Give KEA Program
A sroup of UK students and faculty members presented a mixed
program of music before the opening session of the Kentucky Education Association at Memorial

Auditorium

in Louisville

Wednes

day.

The program consisted ot selections by the Women's Olee Club,
under the direction of Mildred S.
rvnlu itifri Mi ' 1 tht H
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w.,.,ht . ,h - Lewis, with. Adclle Oenener Dailcy,
campus as part of a program to give
logic students a chance to criticize directed by Aimo Kivinicral, with
Jean Marie McConnell. accompandebates.
ist; Ruth Pinnell. soprano soloist.
Gordon J. Kinney, cellist, and Robert Morgan, piano accompanist; and
the Uninversity mixed chorus, under the direction of Dr. Edwin E.
Stein and Miss Mildred S. Lewis,
with Mrs."Dailey and Miss McCon-

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Scenes From Goethe
To Mark Celebration

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Georgetown Debaters
To Visit Campus
ucorgerown conege ocoaie
number one
of the
Southeastern states, will debate be- fore the logic class in room 106,
Hall at 2 p.m. Tuesday, ac-l- ?
cording to Dr. J. H. Melzcr, assist- ant professor of philosophy.
The Georgetown team has been

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The Student Bar Association of
the College of Law will hold a Dr. A. E. Bigge, chairman of tho
forum, "Problems of a Young Law- commencement committee, has an- yer," May 4 in Laflerty Hall from nouccd that there will be a meet- ing of the committee Monday in the
5.

Guignol production of "George
Washington Slept Here," comedy by
George S. Kaufman and Moss Hart,
will open for a week's run at the
Guignol Theater May X
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Tickets will go on sale Wcdnes- a&y and the box office will be open
Begin- p.m. April
5
from
ring May 2. the box office will be
open from
9
p.m., continuing
through the run of the play.
Student, Tickets 73 Cents
Tickets will be 75 cents for UK
students and $1.25 for townspeople.
An tickets must be picked up and
Ior by 6 D m. ot tne m(nt ot
the performance; otherwise, they
will be placed on general sale.
Tickets may be reserved by calling
the box office 5412.
Washington Slept Here."
former Broadway hit. is the story
0f a sophisticated New York couple
wj,o have spent all their lives In the
..Big CUy - The comedy gets startwhcn Newton Fuller announces
country home
bought
tnat ne
that is over 200 years old.
Wallace Briggs, who also directs
the play, will portray Newton
ler. and Florence Scott will take th
part of his wife. Anabelle Fuller.
Production Staff Named
The production staff for the pUy
includes John Rcnfro. assistant di
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nell, accompanists.

Bacteriology Students
Meet
Attend Two-Da- y
Four graduate bacteriology students and Dr. R. H. Weaver, professor of bacteriology, attended a t
Information Meeting for Biology
and Medicine at Oak Ridge. Teun.,
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Graduate students included Albert
Balows, C. C. MrMurtyl George
Schorr and Mrs. Hclvise Morse.
The group also attended a joint
meeting of the Southeastern branch
of the Society of American Bacteriologist and the AaJoriation of
at Kiex-vill- c.
outheaoteru Biolegiv

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Dr. Margaret Hoick iso. Miso Id i
May Schnrfschwerdt, and Dr. O. F.
Edwards, of the bacteriology faculty, and William' McCollum. graduate student joined the group at
Knoxvillc.

Debaters Will Meet
Wofford College Here

Student Union Board
Membership Elected

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Nine members were elected to the

The UK debate team will meet
Wofford College of Spartanburg. S.
Wednesday at 7:30 pin. in the
Music Room of the SUB.
The subject for debate is Resolved: The Federal Government Should
Equalize Educational Opportunities
in
Institutions by
Means of Annual Grants.
Sidney Neal, commerce sophomore,
and Joe Bodkin, Arts and Sciences
sophomore, will take the negative
side for UK.

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Student Union Board recently.
Those elected include Helen Dclss,
Julie Bradley, Joan Cook, Betty
Ball, Sara Mae Greene, Suzanne
Rogers, Kenneth Felty, Bob
and Dick Crafton.
Membership requirements are a
1.5 cumulative
standing and previous service on a Student Union
Board committee.

Tickets Go On Sale
April 27 At Box Office

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Barkley Accepts
Bid To Address

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"Howdy" says Jane Webb to Mary Pardue. The two were total strangers until they chanced to meet
on "Hello Walk." The two signs, placed at either end of the path from the Ad Building to Fraxee Hall,
have been mistaken by several students who were unable to read for "no parking" signs. The walk originated by SGA to promote friendship among students and as a revival of tradition en the campus.

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Stanwyck, and the collegiate passShep Fields is a Brooklyn lad who ing sensation from Columbia Unistarted his musical career at Eras- versity, Gene Rossides.
mus Hall High School. Other lumMrs. Robert Zulch, filler editor of
Editor, Kentucky Kernel:
Kernel for many weeks. This par- - inaries who started on the road to
at Erasmus are
l, glory
the Kernel, has been on the Job
In the April 4th issue of the Ker- - ticular Kernel was evidently
an. editorial, written by you, ceived and welcomed the litirit of star Waite Hoyt, football hero Sid since she enrolled as a freshman in
screen
star Barbara 1339.
appeared expressing disapproval of dav on April 1. Ye gods, womm. Luckman,
the series of exhibitions by our four what have you done to that vener- able publication? A Kernel queen
graduating basketball players.
a disappointed professor
Studying late?
I would like to explain to the ghastly!
student body that this editorial in (that wasn't too mucn of a devia-n- o
Stop in at
way expressed the views of the tion from accuracy): a grouo of
editor, nor any of the others vorting students at a SUB dance
on the sports staff of the Kernel, that for a moment looked nauseat-I- n
ingly like the Kernel Staff. If the
fact it was quite the contrary.
273 E. Main
I feel that these exhibitions have illustrious Mr. Coffin is meting
been detrimental to the pres- - etic justice, HUZZAH!
and relax with
s.
tige of the University or the play- Only last fall the Kernel
the best banana
Rather it has helped spread proached for the first time the
split in town
the fame of the basketeers and epitome of collegiate journalistic
Fountain service till 2 A.M. 3 A.M. m Saturdays
the school. Hundreds of people in perfection. Now, alas, it has
have now been able to erated to (ugh) this. Sob.) As one
see the Wildcats play who would
still loves at least the memory
never have had the chance without of the Kernel I hesitate to involve
throughout the personalities of one description or
these exhibitions
..
State.
another but it seems like the fellow.
Green, I be- TOM DISKIN,
was his name
what
Watch and Jewelry
Sports Editor
lieve who was so courageously at
(A great many students agree the managing editor's desk did a
Repairing
with you. But an excerpt from the magnificent job while there. With-S- t.
All Work Guaranteed
written out yet recovering from the
Louis
the barnstorming started, gering lass of Miss McFish the
shows what we mean ty giving out- - Kernel was dealt the infinitely more
siders the chance to criticize: "Has severe blow of the loss of Mr. Green.
anybody inquired whether some of Ah Miss Editor, cai't you bring
109 N. Lime
the players on the University of hirr. back to us?
Tc Ant.iipkv
Devotedly,
"Twenty steps from Moin"
j rmskpthflll team are in- FAITHFUL READER.
terested in getting a degree?" the
(We miss you too, Harry. Ed.)
writer, Bob Burns, asks. 'Or now
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that they have used up their col- legiate eligibility, they are not con- Record-holdfor engagements in
cerned any more?" Sure, its a St. New York City is bandleader Shep
Louis paper and it's sour grapes
Fjei,js wno has been featured at no
but the column jumped at such a efs tnan thirteen leading locations
Ed.)
choice chance to criticize.
jn an(j around the Big Cm.

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But Warren
News Editor Kent Hollingsworth and Dudley
Saunders Associate Sports Editors
Tom Dlskin
E ports Editor
Reporters: Jobie Anderson, Roberta
Rubye Graham
Society Editor
Cole, Joanne
Herbert A. Moore .
Cartoonist Clarick, Temple Yolande Coulter,
Davis, Earl Conn,
Wilfred Lott
Business Mgr.
Bea Freedman, Nancy Gaskin,
Francis Hellard, Rosemary Hilling,
Frank Cassidy
Adv. Mgr.
Leonard Kernen, Marilyn Kilgus,
Charles Breckel and Joan Cook.
Henry Maloney, BUI Mansfield,
. Adv. Solicitors
Melvin Mitchell, Dorothy Neal,

Helen Deiss .
Hon Reeves

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Every Day

Isn't Gloomy Monday

Expert

Says Melancholy Script Writers
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"After all, not every day is gloomy
Mary Bert McKenna
Circulation Kenny Wood, Bob Smith, Otis Per- Monday," croaks Dudley.
Rusty Russell
Proofreader kins, Ed Tackett, Ann Tracy, Bar"No," Joan sighs drearily. "There's
bara Ann Warren, Jane Webb,
Nell Blair .
ploomy Tuesday, gloomy Wednesday,
Assistant News Editor Tom Wilburn.
eloomv Thursday . . . . "
But as far as UK's station WBKY
is concerned, there's only one official
day of mourning, and that's the first
somber school day of every depress- i lie extension department semis word that the series of mo ies ing week, a dismal day celebrated
it h;;s bronchi to the c;impus litis year lias not Iktii meeting ex-j- by the program "Gloomy Monday."
It's more of a wake than a
use s an! may have to lc discontinued.
Even the program's authors
I ilins shown m
far and those scheduled for the rest of the and originators, sophomores Joan
Cook and Dudley Saunders, admit
l
shows, presented with regular movie the- "it's the saddest show on the air."
semester are
ater equipment.
So many people who agree started
tuning in at 3:45 p.m. on their FM
And evctlxKly who has taken in one of them has enjoyed the sets
downtown station WKLX has
shows and appreciated I lie idea of hringing them here. The agreed to let the young script writers
uoiiMe veins to lie that not enough
are aware of them share their melancholia with the
masses at 8 p.m. every Monday, belie venture break even.
to make
ginning
High quality Hollvwood
and fine foreign films arc "Misery loves company," the authors claim. "And everybody's misnot easily come by in Ixxington, and should prove of great
Mondays." Listening to
to students. Too, the easy walking distance to Memorial erable on Monday" seems to
"Gloomy
clear
Hall, the early shows, and the low prices should apxal esx-ciallthe cobwebs out of a depressed spirit. "It's an antidote to Mondays,"
)crsf owners.
to (
Hut so far the movies aren't paying their way. Spring is proli-abl- y they say sadly. "Sometimes listening
gets to be a nasty habit, like a drug.
a xor time to have to test the last few scheduled presenta- But it's worth every mournful motions for jxipulai ity, but jxihaps more students will sample the ment."

Movie Plan May Be Junked

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songs.
situations,
bad news. Anything to entertain

Snarl When You Say That

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Such
Amadeus
Pearl
have
A somewhat bashful student slunk into the
of McFishMozart, been guests on the program.
long believed by many
McVey Hall this week and said he wanted to place a complaint to be deceased, was discovered in a
downtown bar, playing piano. Dud
on record.
It seems he was trying to get into what he imagined is the and Joan just happened to run
,
across him one day when they'd forspiiit of things on SGA's "Hello . Walk," and had murmured gotten to write a script, and they
broadcast their interview with their
"Hello" to all passersby.

the spot.

Miss McFish gave a short oration
to all who would listen about her
preparations for her forthcoming
safari to Africa. Her harangue work-u- n
into such a frenzied lamentation
that the authors restrained her with
difficulty.
vy.
....
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a
w
muiiv UL11C1 MU mm iiwaiigc ntw- have wandered througn stu- dio A on monday afternoons.
The whole jaundiced scheme first
erupted, as might be expected, one
grim Monday. Dud and Joan and
most of their acquaintances had a
habit of regarding Monday morning
as something that should be ushered
in with Chopin's "Funeral March."
Theme Is Funereal
Then a bitter inspiration stnick:
by simply placing a radio script be- of the
tween two performances
"Funeral March," a means would
have been found to spread the doldrums to hundreds of others. With
the theme song and general idea
figured out, the inevitable results
"Gloomy Monday" was insidiously
quick to follow.
FM radios being none to plentiful
on campus. Dud and Joan at first
had a very small audience, composed
but weak-willmostly of
friends who were dragged into
the studio.
tkHiml. ...nine Vata
PeoPle happened to hear the show.
Several wrote in to complain querulously that their already depressing
Mondays were now completely ruin- ed by "Gloomy Monday, and suggesting that the authors go jump in
a slough.
In fact, the only hopeful note
Joan and Dud have received has
been from a Lexington housewife
who informed them that at first
ed

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