xt73r20rrw3t https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt73r20rrw3t/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19370302 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, March 2, 1937 text The Kentucky Kernel, March 2, 1937 1937 2013 true xt73r20rrw3t section xt73r20rrw3t Best Copy Available THE KENTUCKY KERNEL TUESDAY EDITION SEMI-WEEKL- KERNEL Y UNIVERSITY VOL. XXVII. OF CO-E- t r. M. THURSDAY MEMORIAL HALL KENTUCKY LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY. MARCH CONVOCATION D NEW SERIES NO. 30 2. 1937 Wildcats Win Southeastern Tournament Problems of Marriage EMILY SETTLE JONES TO SPEAK Ruppmen Prove Superiority To Be Speaker s Topic CORONATED AT AT4PMT0DAYIN In South By Winning Over At Woman's Meeting MILITARY BALL MEMORIAL HALL 39-2Dr. Alice Pieketl, Louisville Physician, lo Address Compulsory Assembly Hundreds of Dancers Watch Famous Missionary to Ad Colorful Crowning and dress Special Convocation of Central Kentucky Presentation of Colleges Sponsors Hop Scheduled For Friday All-Camp- us 22 MEN PLEDGED TO DOCTOR McVEY WILL SCABBARD AND BLADE INTRODUCE SPEAKER Anson Weeks and Orchestra Rev. E. Jones to Make Several The second All Campus dance of Other Ta'ks While A. W. S. Council, Sponsor of this semester will be held in the for Annual In Lexington Social Event Gathering, to Fete SpeakAlumni gymnasium Friday, March 12, from eight until er Following Talk More Rev. Dr. E. Stanley Jones, 1 P. M. THURSDAY SET AS CONVOCATION TIME Vols, In Fast Battle 5, Long Sought Student Union Construction Starts April Big Blue Keeps In n En-- ! lire Game Hut Is Hard Pressed In Final Minutes I CATS ADVANCE BY TOPPING L. S. V., TECH -- ten-thi- rty Dr. Alice Pickett, physician of Louisville, will speak on '"Marriage and Its Problems" at a convocation for women students 4 p. m. Thursday, in Memorial hall. Any student desiring to have specific questions answered by Dr. Pickett during her lecture are requested tc submit their questions to the University post office, box 3149. The lecture Is being sponsored by the Association of Women Students, and, according to notices Issued by Dean Sarah Blandlng, it Is compulsory for all women students to attend unless they procure excuses from the office of the dean of women. The subject for the lecture was selected by the A. W. S. Council nt the request of many women students. The speaker will be Introduced by Susan Anderson, council member. adPreceding the convocation questlonalres dress, mineographed will be distributed by A. W. S. members, filled out by girls attending the lecture, and collected at the end of tha period. These question-Hir- es will list questions concerning campus problems, and will be distributed in an attempt to gain student opinion. Following the convocation, the A. W J3. Council will entertain with a small tea at the Woman's building in honor of Doctor Pickett. They will be assisted in entertaining by Mrs. Ethel Eebus. Guests will include Mrs. Frank L. McVey, Dean Blandlng, Mrs. P. K. Holmes, Mrs. Mary Lee Collins, Mrs. Washington, Miss Elizabeth Cowan, members of the Y. W. C. A. Junior round table, and members of the women's administrative council. st Susan Anderson and Eloise are In complete charge of arrangements for the convocation and reception. well-kno- Pot-ha- Art Catalogue For Kentucky Planned Women's Clubs In State Will Gather Information for Booklet Data for a catalogue of art in Kentucky is being collected by the Kentucky federation of women's clubs in cooperation with the University, it was announced Sunday by Mrs. W. T. Lafferty. state chairman of the WFWC. The need for such a catalogue is expressed by E. W. Rannells, head of the art department, who says that nothing constructive in art can be done without such a record. Survey blanks, designed by Professor Rannells, have been mailed to women's clubs throughout Kentucky to secure Information concerning the history and description of each Item or art, the artist responsible for it, and the present ownership. GLEE CLUB PERFORMS AT "COLLEGE NIGHT" Approximately 400 University stu- dents attended the third College Night, sponsored by The Kernel, held last Friday night at the Kentucky theatre. Featured on the program was the University Men's Glee club of 60 voices directed by Prof. Carl Lamp-cr- t, who presented several numberf and received enthusiastic applause from the crowd. Other features were bouncing ball" cartoons, an orchestra short, and the principal picture "Glamorous Lady," starring Virginia Bruce and Melvyn Douglas. This week's College Night will feature the University Band under the direction of John Lewis Jr., and more cartoons and collegiate pictures obtained especially for stu- FOURTEEN Mrs. Theo F. Roemele, preslden' Assisting hostesses for the afternoon will be Mrs. J. Ed Parker, Jr., Mrs. C. A. Lewis, and Mrs. Frank Randall McVey as host. r PERFECT GRADES i..u.., Hen-jersh- BAND DIRECTORS PLAN MAGAZINE Parent-Teache- rs Discuss Problems At First Meeting The first of a series of conferences on the problem of chi'd guidance and budgeting of time in and out of school was held last night at the Training school under auspices of the University Parent-Teach- er association. Those who took part In the program included Mrs. W. D. Valleau, Or. Jesse Adams, Miss Anna B. Peck, Miss Kitty Conroy, Betty Mitchell, Julia Johnson, Lewis and Clayton Robinson. Other programs to be given during the series will include: March 8, "The Effect of a Poorly Planned Program on the Physical Life of the Child," Dr. George Wilson, city school physician; March 15; "The Effect of a Poorly Planned Program en the Mental and Emotional Life of the Child," Dr. L. M. Rogers, United States Public Health service; and March 29, a general symposium on planning a satisfactory program for children and the election of officers for 1937-3- 8. 6a-w- ln, ADDITIONAL EXTENSION COURSES ANNOUNCED Extension classes will be conducted in Louisville during the second school semester, with the first meeting to ba held at 4:13 o'clock Thursday afternoon, March 4, at the "Eastern Junior high school, according to an announcement from the department of extension. Classes to be included will be a sontinuatlon of courses in hygiene and sociology and several other courses. Arrangements have been made to meet the new conditions under which Louisville schools will have to operate during the remainder of the semester because of the recent flood. Dr. M. G. Cald-wl- l, W. R. Heinz, assistant professor of hygiene. Dr. T. D. Clark and Louis Clifton, director of extension will attend the meeting Thursday. KNAPP MAKES ADDKESS All of the Kentucky Federation of Garden clubs, will be the guest speaker at a meeting of the garden department of the Woman's club at 2:30 o'clock this afternoon at Maxwell place, with Mrs. Frank L 1,000 oersons frntn Mia MAKE students attending ColDr. Charles Knupp, assoclat prolege Nights may be admitted for the matinee price through the usf fessor of History, was the principal peaker at the regular meeting of of a coupon published each Frlda Tau Beta, honorary history fra- in the Kernel. ernlty, yesterday afternoon at 4 o'clock at the Woman's building. WOMAN'S CLl'B TO MEET "r. Kaapp spoke on "The Supreme dents. than o'clock. Admission will be cents per couple or stag and University and the surrounding raRS ""K'on witnessed the proceeds will go to the Student the . colorfu . event nf h. LiOan Fund. Miss Emily Settle, Frankfort. Kappa Kappa Oflmma, as queen of litary Ball, the presentationthe Miof nine sponsors of the R o T the ' regiment, and th i military science students to Scab- "o.u uu oiaae, Saturday night In Alumni gymnasium. Ben Fowler, Lexington, captain of ComDanv D nnri J. Nire Women and Five Men bard and Blade, was In charge of Make All "A's" During the coronation exercises. Miss SetFirst Semester; Thirteen tle s coronation took place on a naa a replica of Mt Are Kentuckians i,a .. Vernon " hnm. rt ruAH wasning- ton, as the background. Fourteen students in the College Miss Jeanne Pat Belt. Midway, of Arts and Sciences made all "A's" and Miss Pat O'Rear, Frankfort, during the first semester, according jvuso oetues were Dresentert anri th. attendants, n to a list recently made public by the pledging to Scabbard and Blade officials of that College. of the 22 mllltnrv irinM .,,j-.- v.c obiiuruia, The students are: Clarence Hal The six company j sponsors were then Jr, Junior, Caneyville; Denzll O. ThA militarist in atmcu....c was Barker, Junior, Pippapass; Irene .wv.v : niivAjnci Elois Birk, freshman, Owensboro; accomplished with pieces of army . uuu Catherine Elizabeth Croush, sopho- eaillDinent- nlnrwl ohmifv tu tilAII iiic and spotlighted to cast their shad more, Lexington; Harriet Bell ows on uie wans. freshman, Louisville. Music for the occasion was furThomas Jefferson Holbrook, senior, Red Bush; Ella Margaret Mas-il- e, nished by Anson Weeks and his naJunior, Maysvllle; Theodora tionally known orchestra. Roberta Nadelstein, senior, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Arthur Wayne Plummer, junior, Millersburg; Henry Power Prltchard, sophomore, Paris; Mary Elizabeth Rentz, Junior, Lexington; Isabel Frank Whltaker, senior, Lexington; Eleanor A. Mitts senior, Williamstown; and Sue D. Parks, sophomore, Lexington. John Lewis, University Maestro, Named Associate Edie twenty-fiv- Court." DEAN TAYLOR RETIKNS The world famous missionary and religious leader, will speak at a special convocation In Memorial hall at 4 Dr. Frank o'clock this afternoon. L. McVey, president of the University, will preside and Introduce Dr. Jones. This service has been especially arranged for students of Lexington and of Central Ken'ucky colleges as well as for University students. Dr. Jones will arrive In Lexington at 2 o'clock this afternoon. He will be the guest of Dr. and Mrs. McVey at Maxwell place during his stay here. Two other speeches will be made by Dr. Jones after the special convocation. At a special dinner meeting at 5:30 p. m. In ths Woodland Christian church, Dr. Jones will adone hundred dress approximately persons who have been invited to attend the dinner. The Rev. Hayes Faris will preside. Dr. Jones' final address of the day will be made at a mass meeting at 8 o'clock tonight at Woodland auditorium. Singing led by the Rev. Frank N. Gardner and a vocal solo bv Mrs. E. C. Garnett will be included on this program. The Rev. Frederick E. Ross, president of the Lexington Ministerial association, will preside. The invocation and benediction will be pronounced by the Rev. Jesse Herrmann. Following the mass meeting, Dr. Jones will leave forWilmore, where he is scheduled to address the students at Asbury College. From he will proceed to Berea College before leaving for his post in As-bu- ry India. Dr. Jones went to India as a missionary of the Methodist Episcopal tor of "Southern Musician" church following his graduation His work In from Asbury College. At Meeting Here that country was with the Intellectuals, with whom he held round-tabApproximately 25 band directors many discussions attended the meeting of the Ken- of their religious and shared experiences. tucky band directors association Among his writing are "Christ Sunday afternoon at the Art Cenof the Indian Road." "Christ of ter. Every Road," "Christ at the Round Plans were discussed for the pub- Table," and "Christ In Human Suflication of a new music magazine, fering." "The Southern Musician." Lin Thayer, director of music at the S. Louisville Male High school, was named editor of the publication. 26, 27 John Lewis, director of the University band, was chosen as an asso- Performances to Be Judged ciate editor. In the next issue of By Ohioians; Groups, the magazine Mr. Lewis will review Solos Featured some current lterature in the field of music. The Instrumental section of the Although the magazine will give band news of the entire South, It annual Kentucky High School Musis especially designed to be of seric Festival, which was postponed vice to Kentucky band directors. February 28 and 27 because of the Changes suggested by the Na- flood, will be held on March 26 and tional music association for the 27 at the University. rules of the annual state music Mr. Louis Clifton, head of the were approved contests at the University Extension department, meeting. which sponsors the contest, has announced that the Judges will be E. J. Welgel, band director at Ohio State University, and Ralph E. 8 Rush, director of the Heights High school band, Cleveland, Ohio. The program, which will be held The ninth annual boy scout exposition will be held at 7:30 o'clock both In the Art Center and In MeMonday night, March 8, In Alumni morial hall, will consist of Instrugymnasium, it has been announced. mental solos for all Instruments exThe program will open with a cept piano, and for Instrumental parade of scouts and cubs, grouped trios, quartets, and quintets. ArIn divisional formation and led by rangements have been made for a the commissioners. The demonstra- clinic to follow ail sections of the tion of scout games will be given program. Detailed programs and eligibility circus style and will In three-rin- g Include barrel tilting, match box blanks will be sent to the various relays. Jump shots, balloon basket-bal-l, high schools within the next fewi kangaroo relays, sack bursting, days. spud, Jump stick, and sack races. First aid demonstrations will also YW TO STUDY WOMEN. be given followed by presentation MEN RELATIONSHIPS of a number of awards. An exhibition of fancy roping will be given "When Boy Meets Girl" will be by Chief Red Fox, Sioux Indian. the title of the discussion of the The playing of taps will conclude Y. W. C. A. Freshman group at 3 p. m., Thursday, March 4, in the the program. Woman's building, led by Elizabeth ADAMS TALKS IN INDIANA Cowan, Y. W. C. A. executive secretary. Two addresses were made by Dr. The freshman group is beginning Jesse E. Adams, professor of philos- a study of men and women relaophy of education and director of tionships at their group meetings the summer school, before teachers for this semester. Any freshmun groups, Saturday, at Versailles, Ind. Y. W. C. A. member Is Invited to In the morning he spoke to teach- attend the mee;lngs. ers of Versailles and Ripley county on "Thi Old and the New," and In SHANNON WORKS WITH T.V.A. the afternoon his subject was "Being Fair to the Boy." Prof. J. E. Shannon, of the political science depsrtment, will be DOCTOR DANTZLFR TO SPEAK with the Social and Economic department of the T. V. A. Dr. I.. L. Dmitzler, head of the department of English, will discuss this summer. He will work on a the life and works of Oerhardt report on the tenantcy of the south. Hauptmann at 7:30 o'clock tonight Professor Shannon, who was with before the Recent Continental Lit- the T. V. A. before he came to the erature study group in the gold University last September, will be room of the Lafayette hotel. back this full le II. Music Festival Meets March Boy Scouts to Meet Monday, March rrh Dr. W. S. Taylor, dean of the Col-'eof Education, returned to Sunday from New Orleans. La., where he attended the annual convention of the National Educa tion association during the week, Feb. ge Lex-'ngt- 30-2- 7. With the beginning yesterday of advertisement for bids on the Student Union building and the construction quite definitely scheduled to start about April 1, the University soon Is to realize a need that germinated in the fall of 1932 and has been a goal of the students for the past Ave years. The announcement has been received from the President's office that the bids on the building will be opened March 22, the construction started Immediately after the bids have been accepted, and the building scheduled to be completed the latter part of October or the first of November. The realization of the desire of the students has been established after many years of anticipation and struggle In the effort to attain the goal ?t In 1932. The movement for a building where students could gather for social events and recreation and where a center could be established for organizations and campus clubs was begun five years ago by members of Omlcron Delta Kappa, honorary men's leadership fraternity. The cause was promulgated through the columns of The Kernel and received the full support and cooperation of President McVey. A campaign for funds sponsored by ODK brought encouraging results. Pledges made by campus organizations, do by faculty members and townspeople, dances, and tag sales gathered a fund of $30,010 on paper. The goal was still far off and students were beginning to despair. Then last spring the PWA loan was procured and a student union building was Included In the con struction program. The completed building will take approximately $230,000 of PWA funds. Tha actual student fund will amount to about $5,000 and will be used for furnish ings for the building. According to plans executed by Ernst. V. Johnson, architectural engineer, the building will cost between 23 and 25 cents per cubic foot, as compared with 40 to 45 cents per cubtc foot, the cost of other recently erected campus buildings. The S. V. B. will be a three-stor- y structure of modified classic design, and of brick, tile, and cut stone It, will be 142 fept construction. wide and 158 feet long. Not only will it serve as a recreational center, but it will also bring about less congestion in other buildings on the campus. The third floor of McVey hall, where the Commons is now located, may be made Into classrooms, the gym will no longer be needed for dances, and more office space will be available in the Administration building. various nations Large Audience MIDWAY FAVORED Attends Musical e IN TOURNAMENT By Concert Band Familiar Numbers Played By Group Under Direction Of John Lewis, Jr. By DAVE 8ALYEES Proving that during the few years of its existence it has become one of the best trained of University musical organizations, the University concert band, under the baton of John Lewis, Jr., presented the weekly vesper concert Sunday afternoon In Memorial hall. The familiarity of the numbers as well as the finesse and apparent complete control of the players over their instruments made the entire program one of the best affairs the writer has witnessed during the vesper series in several years. Notable, too, was the large crowd which was in attendance, evidencing the Increasing Interest of students In student programs. Outstanding numbers played by the band were "Selection of Victor Herbert's Favorites," the march. "Little Colonel," by Robert Griffith, senior in music, and dedicated to diriector John Lewis, and the final Introduction to Act III of 'Lohen grin'" by Wagner. Featured during the program was a cornet solo by Jack McCarthy, which demonstrated the ftnlirh that can be obtained with this Instrument, and numbers by the University men's quartet, who turned In another good per formance and showed their ability in novelty selections. Mr. Lewis presented several Kentucky band directors during the program who conducted some of the numbers. nd Dr. McVey Booked For Cincinnati Talk Dr. Frank L. McVty will speak at a luncheon meeting April 10 during the district conference of the Association for Adult Education, which wtU be held April 9 and 10 at the Netherland Plaa hotel in Cincinnati. Dr. McVey will also take part in session during the a round-tab- le conference, at which ther? will be representatives from Kentucky, Indiana, West Virginia, and Ohio. Knoxvillf, Tenn.. March 1 Flaying lli smoothest and "n of the clpanrst gamps of this season. Kentucky's Wildcats otitseort'd the Vo's of Tennessee in the finals of the Southeastern tournament here tonight by taking a "9 to 25 e(ist, hard-foug- ht victory before a capacity audience of 4,500. With Carlisle, Hodgs, and Curtis as well sharing the as the defensive honors, the Ruppmen outsteadled, outfought, and outscored the Vols in a sizzling game of baskethall. infrequent, With scoring but carrying a great deal of weight, the Kentucky team held the lead from the opening ttp to the final whistle. It was the first time in two years that the Vols were defeated on their home floor. Before the game was ten seconds under way, Hagan sank one for the Wildcats. A fast few minutes of play followed with the Kentucky team In possession of the ball, when Walker sank another, making the score 4 to 0. Tennessee Scores During the fast play that followed, Donohue dropped a foul shot for the Ruppmen. before the Tennessee team scorsd a marker as Carlisle fouled Johnson of Tennessee who made the shot good. of the Vols dropped In another free throw before Hodge, fouled by Putnam sank a free one for the Wildcats. With Kentucky playing a cool, smooth game. Carlisle chalked up a crtp for the Big Blue and Tennes see called for time out. At this point Donohue tightened up and committed the first of the fouls which sent him out of the game three minutes before the end of the first half. Tats Lead at Half, 2 Carlisle. Hodge. Hagan and Curtis scank double score markers be fore the end of the half. Putnam scored two doubles and Marshall one, making the score at the end of the half 19 to 12 In favor of Kentucky, members of both teams sinking free throws in the meantime. Curtis opened the second half sinking a free throw. The Vols followed closely with a field goal. Curtis followed with another free one as did Marshall of Tennessee. After Carlisle, Walker, and Cur tis dropped in a goal apiece, keeping the Vols down, the scoring spree opened with both teams landing freely. Carlisle sank two more, and Goforth one while the Tennessee team was able to garner but eight points. As the game end ed, and with It the college basketball career of Captain Donohue, Carlisle, and Goforth, the 'Cats were able to show their supremacy by rolling up the final score of 39 to 25. The total points of each player follows: Kentucky: Carlisle.10; Hagan, 4; Walker, 7; Hodge. 5; Donohue, 2: Thompson, 0; Curtis, 7; Opper, 0; Goforth, 4; and Davis, 0. Tennessee: Putnam, 4: Marshall. 1; 15; Westerknmp. Johnson, 2; Higdon, 2; Logan, 1; and Krisle, Marsterson, and Dohery all failed to score. high-scori- Wes-terka- Plays Versailles In Opening Game of 43rd District Meet, Thursday Night In Alumni Gym With the University High Purples playing Versailles in the opening game and the top ranked Midway quintet taking on Plcadome Immediately after, the annual 43rd District high school basketball tournament will get under way Thursday night in Alumni gvm. The first tilt will begin at 7 o'clock with the Mldway-Picadoscrap scheduled to start at 8. University High and Versailles are the only two teams which did not draw byes. This eame will probably be the best game of the opening night. Both teams consist of good ball players and It Is a toss-u- p as to who will emerge the victor. In the second game Plcadome is given little chance to win over the strong Midway Blue Jays. One of the teams favored to win their way into the state tourney and candidates to ultimately win the crown, the Blue Jays should have little trouble going to the finals of the district tourney if they are not bothered by sickness as they were last year. Three games between Athens and Nicholasvllle. Henry Clay and and Bryan Station and the game winner of the U. will be played on Friday night. The will take place Saturday morning and that afternoon the winners will battle for the crown. College students will be admitted for 25 cents upon presentation of their student books. Townspeople and those without their ticket books will be charged 50 cents. me Wll-mo- re, semi-fina- ls Present State Of Fraternities Topic The development of the social fraternity and Its present status was the topic for a discussion between Dr. Frank L. McVey, president of the University, and approximately K) representatives of the 17 social fraternities last night In McVey hall. Labeling physical punishment ana hazing as the fraternity "Fascist regime," he declared, "fraternity ien should treat each other as gentlemen." Doctor McVey told the representatives that financial delinquencies on the pari of the houses "could noi o on Indefinitely," and that it sould be an unwise move to ret BENCH CLl'BS CELEBRATE guest dance bid lists to strict men only. A party given by Circle Francals, French club of the l, YW KOCHL r.KOl P TO Ml. IT University, and Circle A study series of the biographies French club of the University training school, will be held Thursday, of famous women will begin at the March 4, at 7:30 o'clock, in the weekly meeting of the Y. W. C. A. Social group at 3 p. m.. Wednesdiiv. Woman's building. parties are celebrated throughout March 3, In Boyd hall. Ellalwth France in the middle of the Lenten Benge will lead the discussion, period at which time all fasting is which will be on Mary Todd Linterminated. Miss Velma Hardcsty coln. She will be Introduced by Ann Bishop, chairman of the group is in charge of the arrangements ty Sans-Souc- Captain Donohue. Carlisle. Goforth Play Final Game For Kent in k v 19-1- Kampus Kernels All Independent girls interested in the Independent spring formal pl.'ase sign up at the Woman's building as soon as possible. There will be a meeting of all active members of Scabbard and Blade at 7:30 tonight in Major Trlplett's room. . Baldwin of Swift and company. Lexlnuton. will sp?ak to the Dairy club at 7:00 p. m. tonight In the Dairy building. Mr. K. There vull be an Important meeting of Suky, campus pep organization, at 5 p m. today in the basement of the Alumni gymnasium 'Continued on Page Four' * Best Copj rgt Two THE KENTUCKY THE KENTUCKY KERNEL omciAL xcwarAPtii THB Cuttlv or the studknts or UHIVHITT Of KENTUCKY with " Bnurtd at thu Poat Offlr it Ltinton, Rantuekr, elaM matur andtr tht Act of MarcH 1, !". Up KERNEL The Gmpus CAMPUSOl'XDS: MIMBEIV body I Tl seems rare for a strong body to house a strong mind. More time spent In sport results In less time spent In thought. In 24 hours there Is scarcely time to properly develop both. One run think of counties hun dreds of exsmples of cases wherein weaklings have proved themselves menuu woum hks wj men- tlon a few from fact and fiction. This Campus and That World Theo Nadelstein d LKlnaton Board of Commarra Kantucky IntareoUaa lata Prtu Aaaoclatlon Tuesday, March By RALm E. JOHNSON he knows how to In the Ag building-"May- be rubllraliona. rfprntd b A manibr of tha Major Collet handle livestock, but when it comes to wimmen SinJet'. .th' A. J. Noma Hill Co., 4li Lrxmiton A'.. Ntw York Citr, It E. By RALPH E. JOHNSON Warkrr Drlva. Chlrmto; Cll Buil1inf, Ran rranclaco; (41 he doesn't win any blue ribbons!" there Is a contradiction to be found among the laws ri.. most.lv to eiremtn. whirh Blvd., Loa Anlfa; 1004 Brcond Avr., Brallla. It is an established law that a flash of lightning left him from birth a punny hunch can't leave now. The man APPARENTLY At the show-"stronger neighCOMPLETE CAMPUS COVERAGE way because It follows the oath of least resistance. back. In Unlike histown next to me is asleep on my shoulder!" In which he the rural bors Bjkcvtivb Boari 1b nd because It, tortuous bed cut into the sea over was born he had to resort to wit In political science class "What Spanish war?" Rivers flow to thepath of a resistance. f George M. Spencer to keep alive. He died only afier least loo, follows trrnt Managing Editor At the breakfast table-"A- w, stop staring at Ross J. (Jhepeleff if this fact has been set forth In a legal contributing mightily to his field. Now, I don't know From Disability to Gen'ns Sews Editor me. I know I look terrible, but I dreamed last way as one of the fundamental laws of the universe, but it Is a demonsDavid II. Salvers Theodore Roosevelt wss a weakBusiness Manager night that I was out on a blind date and it gave trable fact. ling who strlved to overcome his I Ire M. Moore It would seem that the same ml- - were set to hard labor, trades, and handicap and who succeeded In be-me insomnia!" Betty Earle Editorial AdvUer good concerning the drudges, while the weaklings Ing would hold Theo Nadelsteln ! no reco.ir.se but toi bm their In the post office "Why should we go to the Associate Editor the survival of man-t- hat William B. Arthur Commons when we can sit here and ogle the evolution Assistant Managing Editor Wilt bU av3 Ult U UlUCal, J IIITOO of the fittest hypothesis is a demOeorgt Turner unfits" took to books and learning. Assistant Editor coeds?" onstration of that law, for the Thetr wits were sharpened and it Eleanor Randolph Society Editor At a freshman bull session "Wimmen sure are fittest it Is easier to survive. Light- was the mind of the physically poor taking the easy way pro- who contributed to art, literature, SPECIAL WRITERS funny. I can't figure them out, somehow, but ning in education, politics, science, and the Ralph Johnaon Franklin Dryden Otera Rarlar gresses. So do rivers. Yet In man ology. wait until I'm a senior I'll know everything this same easy path has lead to the SPORTS WRITERS Proving an Axiom Tom Watklnt Loult Haynoa J. B. Faulconer there is to know about 'em!" downfall of one civilization after That Is not wholly true, but In Mack Hue hat Bobby Evant Robert Rankin In journalism class "Do you think we ought another. And these same civiliza- proportion more of the weaker Wtlt-woo- t'rff. d We ztz-za- Editor-in-Chie- off-hu- nd ASSISTANT Raymond T. Lathrctn Cliff Shaw Alice Bailey Ed Muhaler Mary Chrietlan Martha Moore Irving Danaigger NEWS EDITORS Malcolm Pattar.-o- n REPORTERS Vlmlnla Ewrsola Emily Quiglry Ortu Silverman Andrew Eckdahl Malcolm Patteraon Jack Nuiol Sidney Buckle) to wake the prof?" Tom Humble Harry Wllllami Lillian Oainea Webb Marjorle Rleaer Jamea Treadway Audrey roratar Alfred H. Vogel Advertising Manager ADVERTISING STAFF Clifton Vogt L. Allen Helns Edgar Perm Tom Rees Neville Tatum : Circulation Manager Glenn Carl Circulation Btaff TELephonea: News, 9 a. m. to 4 p. m., Univ. 136. Business, 9 a. m. to 4 p. m., Univ. 74. Sundays and after hours, city 2724 or 7542. HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN STUDENT UNION NOW A REALITY Bids for a student union have been advertised, and we are happy to report that the final architectural plans for the building show, for the most part, that it is highly adaptable to student usage, at least for the time being. According to the final draft, the structure will contain almost everything one would expect a union building to contain, except, possibly, a These, however, post office and a bookstore. will come later. Although the sum alloted for the building of the union has been cut down to $230,000, the plans show that the structure has been planned with an eye to the future, while, at the same time, present needs are taken care of. Those in charge of the project were enough to realize that in time to come the building might prove to be inadequate, so they have planned it in such a manner that additions may be made either on the east side or the south side, or both. The building itself will be done in the modern manner, speaking both architecturally and from the standjoint of operation and space factors. and sound proofing are two examples of this fact. When, about five years ago, the movement for a student union was initiated, those responsible hoped that its actuality would come about within a few years. It is now thought that the building will be put into use by February, 1938. Thus, in effect, the original backers of the student union will see their hope come true, although it has been given up many times during that interval of time. Omicron Delta Kappa cannot be given too much credit in the affair. It has been the moving spirit which kept the dream alive. The Kernel, also, has been from the first, an ardent and active agency in the movement, both editorially and from a business angle. It pledged $20,000, a sueable amount for a college newspaper, to the project if it would be given suitable quarters in the building. For many perfectly good reasons. The Kernel will not be housed in the union, but had the administration seen fit to give it those quarters, the pledge would have been kept. It is a difficult task, when a vision becomes a reality, to review correctly the events which lead up to the attainment of that reality, and we do not feel that this is the place or the time to do so. It must be a source of pleasure and of great satisfaction