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UNION DANCE
M2 SATURDAY

UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

VOLUME XXVIII

LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, JUNE

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Second

Friday Morning In Memorial Hall
Spanish Dancer Will Perform
At Student Assembly
Slated For Eleven
O'clock

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Will Dance At

General Convocation Of Semester

SHE DANCES

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Trianita

STUDENTS MAY
PARTICIPATE IN

ROYALTY OF SWEDEN
HAS WATCHED ARTIST

FAVORITE SPORT

All Classes To Be Dismissed
At 10:50 A. M.

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Recreational Courses Offered
Hy Physical Education
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Trianita. famed Spanish danWide Field
will be on the program of the
For Meeting

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cer,
second general convocation of the
Summer Session to be held at 11
a. m. Friday, June 24. in Memorial
hall.
All clashes will be dismissed at
10:50 a. m. so that the students
of the Summer Session may attend
the convocation. Doctor Adams, di
rector of the session, will preside.
La Trianita has danced all over
Europe and has had the unique
opportunity of working with an
gypsy from Malaga,
Andalusian
from whom she drew that feeling
of Spanish art and that style, char
acterized as Flamenco.
She also has the ballet founda
tion which qualifies her to present
such rare and classical dances as
the Bolero and Seguidillas.
La Trianita made her professional
debut at the Ecole Normale de
Musique in Paris. She has danced
for the Crown Prince and Princess
of Sweden In Stockholm, and for
the president of the French republic at the Bal de la Dentelle in
Paris.
vivid
Fascinatingly costumed.
and lithe figure on the stage, she
recreates the spirit of Spain in a
pattern of rhythm and beauty.
La Trianita s dances are heightened by the crisp click of her castanets which she uses with great
virtuosity.
The Spanish dancer comes to the
press
University
with favorable
comment. Of her the "American
Dancer." New York, said "Beauty
and tempera tment are great assets
in Spanish dancing, and la Trianita
possesses both, as well as an adequate technique. Her costumes were
excellent, and the typical numbers
had individual touches."
La Trlanlta's program is under
the direction of Beaucaire
one of the outstanding'auth-oritie- s
on Spanish dancing in the
United States.
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INSTRUCTORS CHOSEN
BECAUSE OF FITNESS

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M'VEY SPEAKS

In ClaKses

ON DEMOCRACY

For Registration

Excellence of the instructors and
a wide variety of courses offer Summer Students an opportunity to
learn and participate in their favorite recreational activity through
recreational classes ofthe
fered by the physical education deno-cre-

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social dancing, volley ball, activity
for physical education majors, and
folk dancing.
However, students will not be permitted to take part in any of the
activities unless they attend the summer school and are regisered members of the class. They may register
at any time.
Instructors in these courses are
assigned because of their particular aptness in the field covered by
the class. Because of this students
are assured of expert instruction.
Students desiring to register or
get additional information about
these courses may do so by seeing
Prof. C. W. Hackensmith at the
physical education department.
The courses offered and the hours
they are taught follow:
Archery for men and women 3 to
4 p. m. Tuesday and Thursday.
Badminton for men and women
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MRS. LAFFERTY Ex Kernelite Chosen
Advertising Manager
LECTURES TODAY Of Corbin Newspaper
Marvin N. Gay, Mt. Sterling, former sports editor of The-- Kernel,
has accepted a position as advertising manager of the Corbin Daily
Tribune, Corbin, Ky.
Gay. who was graduated from
the University in June, was the only
one of the 455 graduates to receive
the degree of bachelor of arts in
Journalism.
As sports editor of The Kernel
during the second semester of his
senior year. Gay authored a column,
"Gay-zinat Sports."
A member of the Kernel editorial
staff for four years, he served as
reporter, sports reporter, feature
writer, columnist, copy editor, and
finally as sports editor.

Historian Will Give Second In
Series Of Talks On "The
Lure Of Kentucky" At 2
P. M. In Frazee Hall

the state.
Other lectures in the series

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age department, became a citizen
of the United States last week when
his petition for naturalization was
granted by Federal Judge Mac Swin-for-

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A native of Herradura. Cuba, Mr.
Hernandez received the degree of
doctor of philosophy at the June
commencement" of the University.

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AMPI'S MAP IS AVAILABLE

the publicity bureau office in the
basement of the Administration
building. Elmer O. Sulzer. director
the bureau, said yesterday.

The cool, beautiful surroundings
the new Union ballroom will b
the scene of the second dance of
the Summer Session to be held from
9 to 12 o'clock Saturday night, June

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Registrar Wants
Local Address

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Students who were unable
to do so at registration are
asked to go to the Registrar's
office and leave their Lexington address. Leo M. Chamberlain, registrar, said yesterday.
It is important. Mr. Chamberlain said, fo rthe office to
have on record the Lexington
address of every summer

"Implementing Democracy" was
the subject of Dr. Frank L. McVey
when he addressed summer students
at the first general convocation of
the Sesion last week in Memorial
hall. He was introduced by Doctor
Adams, director of the session, who
presided.
In discussing "Implementing De
mocracy," President McVey said,
"Democracy has met the challenge
of political problems very well, but
it does not stand still. Democracy,
either grows or lessens, and it is
my hope to renew in your mind and
heart this morning your apprecia
tion of the heritage of democracy."
He commented on the suggestion
that the United States needs a dictator, and remarked that, "A man
who wants a dictator to govern
America does not know his history
or his country. He replied to criti
cisms of democracy by listing its
advantages, and pointed out that
the Democracy of America had set
up a public school system unequaled
anywhere on earth.
President McVey defined a democracy as a government "which
shall be run by the people who
will set up rules by which they
establish that power and share in
it."
Urging the departure from gov
s.
he said that it
was necessary for citizens of the
United States to push aside the emotional slogans by which they were
moved, and to find out the facts.
At the conclusion of the convoca
tion, Dr. Adams announced that at
the close of registration Wednesday
a total of 1,835 students had registered for the first term of the session, 30 more than the peak enroll,
ment last year.
Dr. Jesse Herrmann, pastor of the
Second Presbyterian church, gave
the invocation and benediction, and
Miss Mary Louise McKenna, soprano, gave two vocal selections.
ernment-by-slogan-

Picnic At Keeneland Racetrack
Promises To Be Most Successful In History;
Students Can Purchase' Tickets Until 10 A.M.

All-Univer-

sity

Summer Band To Present Concert
In Ampithealre On Thursday Night
Tart Of Program Will Consist
By Mildred Lewis
Under the direction of John Lewis,
the Summer Session band will present a concert at 7 p. m. Thursday,
June 23. from the ampitheatre behind Memorial hall.
' This will mark the fifth consecutive year that Mr. Lewis, one of the
South's outstanding band leaders,
has conducted the Summer Session
concerts.
A portion of the concert will be
given over to community singing
led by Miss Mildred Lewis of the
music department. The band will
accompany the community singing.
Soloist on the program will be
Sam Ramey, coronet player with
the regular University band. It
has not) yet been announced what
number Mr. Ramey will play.
Many band directors from other
schools who are attending the Summer Session will play in the band

Albert Ky.; Oayle Tudor, Corbin:
V. T. Metcalf, Middlesboro; Oar-lan- d
Kemper. Salem, Ky.; Eddy
Logdon, Cumberland; Harold
Milton. West Virginia, and
Morris Martin, Bardstown.
The complete program for the
concert follows:
March, The World of Music, Holmes.
Overature, Oallantry.
'
Intermezzo. Bells Across the Meadow. Ketelbey.
March, Mighty Monarch. Talbot.
Community sing, directed by Mildred Lewis.
March, Invercargel, Lithpont.
Intermezzo,
Sanctuary of the
Heart. Ketelbey.
Coronet Solo (selected) Sam RameHars-barge-

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March, Lights Out, McCoy.

GATES TO ASSIST
READING

CLASS

Columbia Professor Will Be
Here Next Week To Aid
Diagnostic
In
Teaching
Course
Dr. Arthur I. Gates, visiting instructor in elementary education,
will be at the University Monday
to aid in
and Tuesday. June
the instruction in a course in 'Problems in Diagnostic and Remedial
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Reading."
This course, which gives three
credits, is being taught the first semester of the Summer Session by
some of the outstanding authorities in the field.
Among those who will lecture during the course include Marion Monroe of the reading clinic of Pittsburgh, Emmett A. Betts of Pennsylvania state college, E. A. Taylor
of the American Optical company,
and May K. Duncan of the University.
Since 1924 Doctor Gates has been
professor of educational psychology
at Columbia Teachers' college. He
degree from
Ethel Lee Parker, head of home received his doctor's
Columbia in 1917.
economics education at the UniverDoctor Gates is a member of the
sity, is teaching a course in evalu- American psychology association;
ation at the state college for woman, Alpha Sigma Phi, social fraternity,
Tallahassee, Florida.
and Phi Delta Kappa, education
The members of Miss Parker's honorary.
class are teachers of Florida and
other Southern states.

Second Dance To Be Held
In Student Union Ballroom

A map of the University campus
will be given free of charge to students desiring it if they will call at

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Seeks To Renew In Students'
Minds Appreciation Of
v Heritage Of Our
Government

NEW SERIES NO. 61

Spanish Instructor
Granted Citizenship UK Home Ec Head
J. Eduardo Hernandez, instructor
Teaches In Florida
in Spanish in the Romance Langu-

clude "Venturesome Pioneers." June
23; "Heroines of History." June 28;
"Historic Highways," June 30; "Kentucky's Parks and Playgrounds,"
July 5; "Kentucky's Art Treasures."
July 7. and "Shall We Celebrate
Kentucky's Sesqui - Centennial?",

July

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not yet been decided definitely what orchestra will play 'or
the affair. However, several of the
outstanding orchestras of Central
Kentucky are under consideration.
Admission to the dance in only 25
cents per person. Tickets may ba
secured at the door the night ok
the dance.
The dances held at the Union offer
the Summer students a pleasing way
to spend an evening. The beauti- -,
fully, decorated accoustically perfect
ballroom, the good music, and the
cool surroundings all blend to make
the dancer's evening a happy one.
More than 500 students attended

the first dankce of the session held
last Saturday night. Music for the
dance was furnished by 'Smoke"
Richardson and his orchestra, one
of Kentucky's better colored orchestras.
In the receiving line at the dance
Saturday night were the members
of the social committee of the Summer Session. Members of this committee present were Dr. and Mrs.
Adams, Mrs. P. K. Holmes. Miss
Mildred Lewis. Dr. and Mrs. O. T.
Koppius, Dr. L. L. Danzler. Den
and Mrs. L. J. Horlacher. Miss Marguerite McLaughlin, Miss Anna B.
Peck, Mrs. Ethel Lebus. James S.
Shropshire, Mrs. Mary Lee Collins,
and Mrs. Jenny Clay.
Housemothers of the fraternity
and sorority houses of the University
served as special chaperones.

OUT EVERY TUESDAY

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partment.
More than 400 Summer students HE LISTS ADVANTAGES
have already signed up for these
OF DEMOCRATIC RULE
courses. Students may register for
any or all of the courses at any
A Dictator Thursday night.
time without additional payment of Those Who Want
Among them are Odel Willis,
Do Not Know History,
Knoxville, Tenn.; John V. Carruth,
President Says
Courses are offered in archery,
Oklahoma; Stephen Kelemen, Jr..
badminton, golf, tennis, tap dancing,

"Kentucky, the Happy Hunting
Ground of the Indians" will be the
subject of a lecture by Mrs. W. T.
Lafferty. Kentucky historian, to be
given at 2 p. m. today in Room 106.
Frazee hall.
This lecture is the second in a
series of eight talks on the general
topic of "The Lure of Kentucky."
The lectures will be given every
Tuesday and Thursday afternoon
in Frazee hall.
Students registered for the Summer Session may attend the talks
free of charge. The lectures are a part of the
"Know Your State" series given by
Mrs. Lafferty before women's clubs
and other organizations throughout

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Seniors who expect to complete their work for graduation in August are requested
to make application for degrees on or before Thursday,
June 23. This applies also
to all graduate students completing their work for graduate dgerees in August.
should be
All applications
filed in Room 9 of the Administration building.
As the commencement lists
are made from these cards,
it is very important to file an
application at this time.
(Signed)
LEO M. CHAMBERLAIN.
Registrar.

No Additional Fee Is Charged

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ARTHIR I. GATES

Applications
For Degrees
Are Due Thursday

SUMMER EDITION

Benefit Bridge Party
Planned For Tonight

The Day committee of the Community arts center is sponsoring a
benefit bridge party at 8 p. m. Tues
day, June 21, in the Lexington Util
ities company auditorium.
In connection with the bridge party there will be an exhibit of the
Brush and Pencil club and the Sculp
ture club. Several pictures in the
exhibit will be auctioned. The puppets of Oscar Patterson, University
students, will do the auctioning.
The party costs 25 cents and res
ervations can be made by calling
Alza

Strattion at

1036.

UKy Music Library
Will Be Open Daily
Mrs. Fannie Harris announced yes
terday that the University's music
library is open every day. Monday
thru Friday, from 9:30 to 11:30 a. m..
and from 1:30 to 4:30 p. m.
The library is located on the
fourth floor of the University li
brary.

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Dr. And Mrs. McVey
To Entertain With Tea
All Summer School

HE DIRECTS

Students

Invited To Affair At
Maxwell Place
Dr. and Mrs. McVey will entertain
the students of the Summer Session

tea from 4 to 6 p. m . Wedwith
nesday. June 22, at Maxwell Place.
All students of the Session are invited to attend the affair.
t
Honor guests for the tea will be
the faculty and students of the
College of Education.
Mrs. McVey will be unable to
be present at the tea as it is necessary that she be out of town.
In the receiving line will be Doctor McVey. Mrs. Harry B. Tilton.
Dr. and Mrs. Jesse Adams. Acting
Dean and Mrs. M. E. Ligon, Dr.
and Mrs. H. H. Hill. Dr. and Mrs.
Leo M. Chamberlain, Miss Marion
Monroe. Mrs. Emmett Betts. Mr.
Charles Buchanan. Mr. and Mrs.
Forest Mercer. Miss Ethel Smith.
Mr. Mose Walton. Miss Mary Lois
Williamson, and Mr. A. L. Rhoton.
Presiding at the tea table will
be Mrs. May K. Duncan, Mrs. C. C.
Ross. Mrs. M. F. Seay and Miss
Mildred King.
Students who have been invited
to assist Include Helen Fay Campbell. Mrs. John A. Carrick. Edna
G. Harris. Anna Laura Hill. Ruth
Levy, Amelia Rache. Catherine E
Schroeder, Katherine Lee, Emma C.
Shannon. Lela E. Tanner, Ms.
Poet Will Interview Those Boone Hall, Nelle' Hall, and Nellie
Interested In Writing Poet- L. Hardin.
Alice
Harlan. Lula Margaret
ry At His Office Any MornHays. Marian O. Henniger. Lillian
ing
Humphrey. Tandie L. Mclntire. Evvisiting in- elyn L. McKibben. Amber C. Maupm.
John Crowe Ransom,
Mary L. Meade. Mary S. Middleton,
structor in the English department, Elizabeth O. Moore, Mary E. Moore
will interview students interested
and Betty Y. Wade.
Marene Waits. Lillian G. Webb.
in writing poetry any morning from
10:30 to 11:30 o'clock in his office. Mrs. Grace C. Webber. Mabel M.
Wells, Mary E. Wheatley, Charlotte
225 McVey hall.
Vble, and Helen L. Williams.
Doctor Ransom, professor of English ' at Kenyon college, Gambier,
Ohio, is teaching a course in contemporary poetry during the first
semester of the Summer Session.
The class meets daily from 1:30 to
3:30 p. m. and gives three credits.
.After receiving his bachelor's deUsing a group of young Lexington
gree from Vanderbilt university in business women as a model class.
1909. Doctor Ransom won a Rhodes
descholarship to Oxford college, Eng- Mary Lois Williamson of the
partment of education is teaching a
land.
Teaching
He has been a member of the course in "Methods of
faculty of Vanderbilt university and Home Economics to Adults" during
has served as editor and publisher the first semester of the Summer
of 'The Fugitive." Nashville, Tenn. Session.
Eighteen Kentucky teachers now
Doctor Ransom is
member of taking this course will be teaching
Phi Beta Kappa, national scholastic home economics to adult classes
honorary, and Kappa Sigma social of
their own next fall. The teachfrternity.
ers observe Miss Williamson conducting the class of business women.
The class meets from 5 to 8 p. m.
every Tuesday and Thursday in the
College of Education building and
gives three credits.
At present the class is studying
"Hansel and Gretel." the famous a unit on "Getting Your Money's
fairy tale opera, will be presented worth out of buying." The lecture
last Thursday was devoted to the
by the students of the Lexington
selection and buying of hosiery.
and Morton Junior high schools at
"Taking the guess work out of
8 o'clock Tuesday night, June 28.
buying fabrics" will be the subject
in Memorial hall.
to be discussed by Miss Williamson
The opera will be under the di- at today's meeting of the class.
rection of Marcia Lampert. junior
The model class is open to all
high school supervisor of the Lex- interested business women.
ington public schools.
,
The production is an adaption by
Berta FXsmith of the opera by E
Humperdinck and his sister, Adal-heiWette.
It tells in musical form the beautiful Orimm fairy story of the two
Miss Ata Lee. Somerset, has rebabes in the woods, and their miraculous rescue from the witch, who signed her position as director of
home economics education of the
changes the children into gingerState department of education to
bread and eats them.
Miss Lampert will be assisted in become assistant to the chief of
directing the performance by Miss home economics education. Unit!
Jeannette Lampert and Mrs. Ernst States department. Washingt o n.
D. C.
Johnson.
Miss Mary Lois Williamson, for
mer assistant director has been t
chosen to succeed Miss Lee. Miss
Mary Bell Vaughn, supervisory teacher of home economics in the
Training School, has been selected
as Miss Williamson's assistant .

RANSOM TO TALK

WITH

STUDENTS

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Lexington Business
Women Are Taught
In Home Ec Course

Hansel And Gretel'

Will Be Presented

Next Tuesday Night

Lee Gets Position

With United States
Education Bureau

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Facultu

Will Meet
On Friday
A meeting of

Educator, Architect
Inspect UK Campus

the faculty of

the Summer Session will be
held at 2 p. m. Friday, June
24. in Room 111. McVey hall.
Doctor Adams, director of the
session, said yesterday.
This is the only meeting
of the faculty planned for the
first semester.

President John C. Futrall. University of Arkansas, accompanied
by J. J. Haralson, architect from
Fort Smith. Ark., inspected several
buildings on the campus last week.
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The two men were particularly
interested in the new Student Union
building.
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More Than 500 Are Expected
To Attend Annual Affair

At Famous Site
Today
DON'T COME WITHOUT
DUCAT. ADAMS WARNS
Work

On

Versailles

Pike

Necessitates Detour
To Racecourse

With an Interesting program completely planned and with early ticket buying indicating that more
than 500 students will attend the afpicnic to be
fair, the
held from 4 to 8:30 p. m. today at
the famous Keeneland racetrack
promises to be one of the most successful in the history of the event.
Students still have time to purchase tickets. They cost 50 cents
person and may be secured from
Dean Holmes' office in the Administration building. Dr. Adams' office
in the Education building, or Mrs.
Lebus' office in the Union building
until 10 a. m. today.
In a statement yesterday Doctor
Adams warned students not to come
to Keeneland expecting to buy a
ticket there. If they do they will
only be disappointed. Tickets must
be purchased before 10 a. m.
HOW TO REACH KEENELAND

Set
Main and Broadway.
speedometer at 0.
Turn left on Route U. S. 60
0.3 miles.
Take U, S. 60 Detour, Manchester Street.

Turn right.

0 4 miles.

Turn left Elkchester Road.
Read Keeneland sign 5 8 m.
Turn left on Rice road.
76
Read Keeneland sign
mHes.

Turn right and continue on
Rice Road. Read Keeneland
sign 8.7 miles.
Turn left between stables
S and P. 9 5 miles.
Follow road to Club House
10 0 miles.
Because the Versailles pike is under construction it will be necessary
for students going to Keeneland to
follow the course mapped out in
the above box.
Students not having a way to get
to Keeneland are asked to meet on
the front porch of Patterson hall by
3:30 p. m. They will be given rides
to and from Keeneland.
The program for the picnic to
complete, according to an announcement late yesterday by C, W. Hackensmith. chairman of the program.
Miss Margie McLaughlin, chairman
of the food committee, report that
a tempting and adequate box lunch
has been prepared.
A feature of the picnic will be a
tour of Keeneland race track.
Brownie Leach, publicity director of
the Keeneland association and former Lexington newspaper man. will
conduct the tour and explain the
history and development of Keene.
land.
All those interested in making the
tour are asked to meet Mr. Leach at
the clubhouse at 4 p m.
The complete program for the
picnic follows:
Arrive at Keeneland. 4 p.m.
(Continued on Page Four

Calendar
Of Week's
Social

Activities
Following is a calendar of

the outstanding

extra-curricul-

activities of the Summer Session for the week of

June

21

to June

28:

Tuesday, June tl
Lecture by Mrs. W T Lafferty. Frazee hall. Room 106.
2 p. m.

picnic. Keeneland race track. 4 p m.
Wednesday, June TZ
President and Mrs. MrVey's
tea for all Summer Session
students. Maxwell Place. 4

to

6 p. m.

Phi Delta Kappa meeting
Room 131 Training School.
7 30 o'clock.

Thimdav. June

23

Lecture by Mrs. W T. Lafferty. Room im Frazee hall.
2 p. m.
Concert by Summer Session band. Ampitheatre.
7
o'clock.
Friday, Jane 24
Convocation. Memorial hall.
11 a. m.

SturUy, Jane

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Dance. Student fnion
room 9 to 12 o'clock.
Monday. June 26
Nothing scheduled.

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fiarernitv, a commit
tee was formed lor the piiiKse cl licaiii il mi;
the campus. This committee was mailt- up ol
students fiom outstanding (ampus cirpanijiimis.
I'nder this Vommitiee an extensive pio;-iaof campus iK'autificatioii was ill awn up. A
phase of this piogtim was shrub and tice planting, a part of which has alieadv Ix'en done.
Howver, it is impossihle for a campaign ol
this son to he a success without the intciest
and cooperation of the student lody. Aw.ue of
this fart. Thf Kirnal conducted a campaign
to make the students "campus conscious," and
to instill in them a desire lor a lieaiitittil school
grounds.
was the elimChief objective of Tut
ination of the unsightly paths that'tnai the
campus's beauty. To achiee this I in Rirvai.
sjoiired a contest whereby students wc ie given
prizes for "keep off the glass" slogans and
Omicron

does this column delve into the senti-- J
me ntal, but today we find it necessary. The
ton we have to tell can be natrated in no othei
mood.
We were sitting on ihe veranda about three
o'clock the oilier morning (because we couldn't
sleep, il you must know!) and we saw a large
black Cadillac pull in to the curb near ihe cor
nei of l.iine and Maxwell. A negro chauffeur
sal behind the wheel And the vehicle carried one
passenger; an eldeily and distinctly dignifieil
l.idv. She stepped out of the car and dismissed
the c haullenr, ordering him to return in an hour.
Ihe chiver touched his cap and the poweilul
car continued down Limestone street. The lady
st ilted walking up Maxwell, and as she walked,
she whistled. She whistled well too, and ihe
stiains of "Love's Old Sweet Song" filled the
neighloihM)d and she was pleased. She must
have gone up Maxwell to Rose, liecause she
came back clown ihe other side of the stieet
alxMit iweniv minutes later. Her chauffeur was
theie and he opened the door. She entered ami
the car sjx-- away into the night.

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National Achrertising Service, Inc.

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postei.
Thf Kfrnal wishes at this lime to

ask the
Summer Students to help in the Iieamific at ion
campaign, panic ulaily by refraining fiotn walking on the glass when they aie going to and
from classed.
Keeping on the sidewalks may cause a stude nt
to go a little of his wav, but it does much to
protect the grass and eliminate the unsightly
paths.
Summer Students will lie at the I'niveisily
for onlv some ten weeks, but their a lions dm ing
this lime may have a great effect on the
of the campus. It would not lake two
thousand students long to make
and long lasting paths.
The Kirnai. asks the assistance of the sunimei
students in this campaign.
F.nd the unsightly paths.
Keep off the grass.
apjx-ar-anc-

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ONVFRSATION PIECE:
She: My clear, I think it's eifeclly jioisonous
how many jieople you run into nowadays who
aie abs'lulely illiterate or something do you
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know what I mean?
lie: Yeah. I guess you're right.
She: I mean they've practically never read a
thing and can't talk English to save their life
"
you know the type.
He: Yeah, you let!
She: Cosh, my dear, it makes me simply livid
I mean half the
educated
classes simply aren't, and jeople think it's smart
to use all kinds of slang expressions which actually lav me an egg because they're so terriblv
vulgar and everything!
He: You said it. It's the limit!
She: Honestly, my dear, I'm all of a doodah
alxnit the situation at this point, because 1
e
think there must be something wrong with
who have advantages and yet can't discuss
lii'rature or talk plain English decent lv!
He: I guess most of them aren't reading much
these days.
She: Of course not, my dear! NoIkkIv has
any lime te read anything worth while, but I
mean ihey had time when they were in school,
soit'of. I mean I read loads of classical trie
when I was in school, like Jdoh of Ihe kin and
l.uitihoc, and everything, which I simply alxmii-nateiicrause I mean they Ixired me to teais:
but anyways I read them which is more than
pi actually any girls I know can say at this oini.
He: Yeah, I guess most gills are pretty uneducated.
She: My clear, it's erfeetly appalling how
ignorant most society girls are! You'd never
think they had the slightest education!
He: I s'jjose they figure it'll inteileie with
their )opularity if ihey let any bozo get the idea
they're highbrow.
She: Some of them may pretend that's the
reason they appear so darned dumb; but let ine
tell you, my dear, the real reason's that they
.imply haven't any education do you kjiow
what I mean?
He:' Yeah, I guess you're right.
She: Well, anyways, my dear, I may not lie
any; intellectual prodiral or anything, but I'm
awfully glad that I'm at least educated, my dear
-- I mean I actually am!
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know
The
lives
have
saved bv
safety councils and
Continues
liewspajM'i' public itv.
and bv the leaching of the lessons c ounc ted
with highway safetv, but ceitainh some good
has resulted.
Yet in spite of eveiv eHoil that has lieen
made to leduce the length ol the casually list.
1937 had a very bad recoid.
The latest figures
show that dining its entire couise 108 ieople
lost their lives llnough motor vehicle accidents
every day of the .ItiV
Moreover, I,3(iO.(K)0 jieisons wete injmed,
ieimanently ctippleil oi disgreat numlx-r- s
abled. The total of deaths and injuries mote
than equalled the casualties of the W'oild Wai,
so lai as American panic ipation vas cone ei
It is conservatively estimated that the economic losses l.tjSt year, amounted to at least
$l,7(H).(KtO,(HK).
As there was an inc lease of loin
per cent in casualties in '37. il ilie same tale of
increase continues, 19.".8 will show one in even
13 of the population injuied or killed.
Safely teaching in the schools seems to have
in the
There is probably no oilier
had a most wholesome elicit, as liaHir aicidents woild who thinks any more of' a goose liver
involving children under 15 dec leased last veai, sandwich than we do, but the thing ran le car-lieand the death rate among childien under live
lo an extreme. A person may like goose
years fell by eight er cent.
liver sandwiches; all well and good, but he
Every method so lar employed, and oiheis needn't go alxiut demanding goose liver sandthat may not have lieen thought of, should lie wiches wherever he goes. The idea might easily
used, and with added 7eal, in e Hoi is to cut the become an obsession with one. Anvone who
toll of the machine and to lender sticcls and funis that he is eating loo many goose liver sandroads safer foi all that have to use tlietiu
wiches should try to curb the habit. He should
In the end il comes back to a cpicsiion of say lo himself, "I can either eat these sandwic hes
indiv idual sense of resjKinsibility and spit it of or I can leave them alone!" Suppose there were
consideration. I'ntil each chiver determines to lo le a shoitage of goose liver in this country,
act with due caution, lo olx-- all niles. lo give then where would our goose liver fiend le? Aha!
to them, and to Statistics show that a regular
others the lights vvhieh
keep always in the foieliont of the mind the goose liver fiend can go without goose liver for
imjortance of acting lationallv and with Incom- onlv a short lime and then go stark raving mad!
the slaughter will go on.
ing
How would you like to try to sleep knowing all
Herald Leader. the while that there were forty or fifty goose
liver fiends roaming the countryside? Indeed, it
An income is something it costs sou mote to is certainly time for us to do something about
live than.
this situation, lefore something awful hapcns.
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on the duck's back. And so. anyone
can build a strong and unbeatable
ca.se for the usually said things. I
must admit they are necessary and
very pleasant (especially
when
Kv BARBARA MacVKV
someone is saying to me. "How
swpet you look in your gown. Is it
new?" speaking of that thing is
t is incredible, most amazing, and yet quite an important practically an heirloom.) The world
absolutely
impossible
would
part of our society and its unwritten laws of courtesy without be sweet nothings of sothe
(unwritten save for Emily Post.)
ciety.
At t his time, I speak of inanities, or to be more dignified,
The great error is the la"k of
Ilie social speeches of commendation and intersest which fly restraint. People gush; they drown
fast and furious at teas, very formal dinners, and those odd, us in gooey soup of unnecessary
sweetness, that instead of soothing,
irritating moments of introduction.
They are especially frequent at the time when a person is acts as a constant "salt in my
suppo: ed to have ceased to be a stranier and become an ac- wounds." Then too. without a
slightly bitter-swe- et
squabble, life
quaintance, if not a friend. (In reality, such people remain
except for extraordinary individuals with memories a in society wouldn't be worth living
(According to reports, even with
nameless thinjr, neither flesh nor fowl nor good red herring.) them, it's hardly worth the trouble
.u ao-- an arquaimpa witn tnose
the person who told me that has
hiis4it. utterances that even the best
teen to three teas in one afternoon,
r,f us ni.ike when confronted with uncouth, and we really should try
a peculiarly bad amount of shall to be pleasant.
Think how silent an embittering procedure
we say
But I must would become the bridge table if
Thus I come at last to the funchire remark that it isn't true Uiat we eliminated s