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CONGRATULATIONS

THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

SUMMER SCHOOL
WEEKLY

UNIVERSITY
VOL. XXVI.

OF

TO GRADUATES

FROM

THE KERNEL

KENTUCKY

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, AUGUST

NEW SERIES NO 10

18, 19.16

GRADUATION. TO EE ON FRIDAY
Fall Registration Is Explained Approximately 200 Are
New Registration System,
Expected To Abolish Delay,
Will Go Into Effect In Fall
Students Will Enter Accord
ing To Alphabetical Classification; Frosh To

P.E.

Register First

Plans to put Into effect the new
registration system next September have been completed, by the
business and registration offices, It

was announced recently. Under the
new plan students will be admitted
according to an alphabetical procedure.
In a letter to students expected
to return to the University this
fall, Dr. Frank L. McVey explained
He
the new system thoroughly.
asked for cooperation In helping
the plan work more efficiently.
Freshmen will register Monday,
September 14. No upperclassmen
will be allowed to enter that day.
Tuesday and Wednesday, September IS and 16, have been set aside
Classification
for upperclassmen.
will take place during all three
days with school starting Thursday, September 17.
It will be recalled that at the
instigation of the executive board
of The Kernel, composed of the
editor, managing editor and news
editor, a meeting was held by Prof.
Ezra Oillls. registrar, at which
time the dean of men, dean of
women, and representatives from
the business office, and The Ker- nel were present.
The plan, presented by the Kernel, was okehed, and is was decided
to put It into effect this fall.
As to the efficiency of the new
plan, much depends, as The Kernel warned last year, upon the cooperation of students.
Certain
hours are to be allotted students
to register when their names fall

into the alphabetical arrangement.
Because of urgent demands of
students over a period of years as
to the extreme inefficiency of the
old system, the new plan was adopted. It is expected to eliminate
much of the disorder and delay
which was apparent under the old

system.

The hours and alphabetical order and full explanations are given
below.
Tuesday Morning, Sept. 15
A through B
8:00 to 8:50
C through D
9:00 to 9:50
10:00 to 10:50
E through O
11:00 to 11:50
H through J
Tuesday Afternoon, Sept. 15
1:30 to 2:20
K through L
M through O
2:30 to 3:20
Miscellaneous
3:30 to 4:20
A through O
Wednesday Morning, Sept. 16

to 8:5C
9:00 to 9:50
10:00 to 10:50
11:00 to 11:50
A through Z
8:00

P through R
S

T through

Z

Miscellaneous

Wednesday Afternoon, Sept. 16
1:30 to 4:30
Miscellaneous
A through Z
'Miscellaneous
refers to those
who failed to register at the specified time for their alphabetical
group.
Note 1 Students who get in the
wrong alphabetical divisions will
not be allowed to complete their
registration until the time specified for them.

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BOOKLET

IS PUBLISHED

Professor Potter Gives

Out-

line Of Curriculum In Re
quired Physical Education
In liook

A general outline of the curriculum in required physical education
for men and women students, as
offered at the University, has Just
been compiled in pamphlet form
by Prof. M. E. Potter, head of the
University's department of Physical Education.
"The material has been compiled," according to Proffessor Potter's Introductory statement "to
meet the student needs for brief
but adequate descriptive materials
of the deDartmental and course re
quirements and a description of
the content of the various courses
offered; to meet faculty needs for
adequate descriptive
material of
course requlremitnas and content
to advise students as expertly as
possible on matters pertaining to
the physical education department
and to meet requests from other
Universities and colleges and from
secondary schools and individuals
in regard to the department,
"The material in required physi
cal education for men and women
students as outlined herein is bas
ed on the assumption that physi
cal education activities contribute
in a definite 'manner to the edu
cation background of the college
student," says Mr. Potter's Intro
duction. He then outlines the main
objectives of the courses and con
clude his introductory remarks
with the statement that "the ma
terial contained herein is the re
sult of six years study, experimen
tation, and research. In no sense
is the curriculum, as presented, the
final or end result. Th procss of
trial, revision, experimentation and
change will continue." A few copies of the curriculum outline are
available at a nominal charge.
The curriculum is edited by Professor Potter and published by the
department of physical education,

"McLean Stadium, as Kentucky's
stadium is commonly known, is
really "Stoll Stadium."
Price Innes McLean, center on
the 1923 Wildcat football team,
died on Sunday, October 8, 1923, of
ht
injuries received in the
buttle with the University of Cincinnati on Carson field in Cincinnati During the earlier part of the
same year an extensive campaign
was conducted by alumni for the
erection of a new stadium, which
was Mulshed in the fall of 1924.
A group of University students
and friends of McLean petitioned
the Athletic board to name the new
stadium in honor of Kentucky's
martyr in that game. The stadium
and field, however, were both
named in honor of Judge Richard
C. Stoll, prominent Lexington attorney and for a number of years
a member of the Board of Trustees
of the University. A bronze plate
commemorating
Price McLean's
death was placed at the end of the
stadium, and since that time it has
been commonly known as "Mclean
Stadium:"
Impressive dedicatory ceremonies
were held in October, 1924. The
hard-foug-

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Tickets Available
If you have not bought your
ticket for the commencement
dinner to be held Wednesday
night at the Phoenix hotel do so

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Charles Coleman, who Is seeded as
number one player, was defeated
by Evans In the
eliminations, consequently local experts
give him an excellent chance of

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Last of Summer
Concerts Is Held
Prof. Carl Lampert directed the
University
Little Symphony orchestra in the last of a concert series Thursday evening in Memorial
hall.
concerts
given
were
These
throughout the ten weeks of summer school, and followed by Informal spirit of the lighter classics.
LEAVES FOR CONVENTION
George M. Spencer, Kernel editor, left last night for Ithaca, N. Y.,
where he will attende the national convention of Phi Sigma Kappa
fraternity as official delegate of the
Kentucky chapter. The meeting will
be held on the campus of Cornell
University.

student is
lamp: He usually
bright, is often turned
ly smokes, and often
night. Swiped.
A college

like a kero-se- jit
is not very
down, usualgoes out at

o'clock, Phoenix hotel, banquet for seniors. Keen Johnof Kentucky, principal
son, lieutentant-Governo- r
speaker.

Thursday
Graduating class will receive instructions in matters
crtaining to the final exercises in Room 111, McVcy
hall.
4:30 p. m. Reception for members of the graduating class
in the Faculty club rooms on the third floor of McVcy
hall. The deans of the colleges and their wives will
form the receiving line and members of the faculty
and wives will be hosts and hostesses. All seniors and
their friends are invited.
Friday
4 p. m. Commencement exercises will be held in Memorial
hall. The principal speaker will be Dr. John Hugh
Reynolds, president of Hendrix College. Conferring
of advanced and bachelor degrees will take place after his address.
4 p. in.

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DB. JOHN HUGH REYNOLDS,

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taking the Central Kentucky
nament.

Wednesday

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Bob Davis Father
Of Quintuplets
Bob Davis, star halt back on
the University football team, became the father of quintuplets
early yesterday afternoon. The
Kernel was notified immediately
of the event and is proud that
it has scooped the world on the
news.
It happened when Mr. Davis
was cutting grass in front of the
Kernel office yesterday.
Suddenly, in the stillness and
the heat of the afternoon, his
voice penetrated the atmosphere, "Look, look what I've'

found."

Upon investigation of his remarks, the staff of the paper
rushed to the scene to discover
that he has uncovered a nest
of a litter of baby rabbits. At
once there began the turmoil of
looking for the parents, but to
Finally Mr. Davis
no avail.
agreed to adopt them and look

after them faithfully.
Yes, dear readers. Bob Davis
is the father of quintuplets.

McVey Says Manning
To Return This Year
Dr. Frank L. McVey, president of
vacationing
in
the University,
northern Michigan, said last week
that Dr. John Manning, on leave
of absence from the University to
act as head of the personnel efficiency bureau at Frankfort, had
not requested for 8t extension of
his leave.
At Frankfort, Doctor Manning
said that "no plans had been
made" regarding his work after
this month.
"A promising student should be
given sufficient funds to enable him
to complete his higher education.
...This 'trying to earn a living' at
the same time results only in dis

traction." President James Bryof Harvard blasts on
ancient history.

ant Conant

Alice In Blunderland

Hare!"

"Hello,"
the March Hare said
cheerily, "I'm boss here.
Would
you like to be shown around? I
know most of the people, and can
point out the things of interest
to such an intelligent young lady
you, he added removing his
glasses and showing his front teeth
wide smile. "And afterwards
in
well go over to the house and have
a fireside chat I do enjoy them
so, and I haven't had one for
weeks. But come along," he oald
briskly, and seized Alice's hand and
fairly flew up the long stairs to
the chamber above.
Here." beamed the M. H., "is
where we have the Mad Hatter and
s.
his crew of alphabet
I wanted to call the Mad
Hatter a M. H., but I'm the M. H.
and naturally we couldn't have two
of me. So we call him the H. M.
do you understand?" he asked anxiously.
'Yes." Alice assured him. "It's
as plain as the difference between
anything." Looking around. Alice
observed the end of an endless conveyor belt or what looked like It
Joining into one of the windows.
It set iueu frlghtly conpllcated, and
simply mobs of men were working
near it.
"That's our special free well, It's
system of colalmost
lecting taxes," the M. H. explained.
"You see, we tax everybody until
they have to go on relief in order
to eat, and then we pay them re
mixer-upper-

free-whe- eling

By ED HARDING
lief allowances or put them to work
on our WPA or FWA or BAR or
BEER but keep that last one
"Would you
dark," he warned.
like to hear more about our 'made'
We really are
work program?
building un a great system," he
hurriedly continued, not giving
Alice a chance to 'protest.
"I'll
have the Dormouse recite a poem
about the Walrus and the Carpenter to Alice." And the Dormouse
came trotting over, full of eagerness
to begin.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were hiking through the glen.
They wept like anything
To see such quantities of men.
"If seven men with seven pins
Wrote checks for half a year,
Do you suppose oh. Walrus dear,
That they could pay them off?"
"I doubt it," said the Walrus,
And loffed a bitter loff.
The men were leaning on their
spades,
Their work they seemed to shirk;
But this was scarcely odd, you
know,
Because they hadn't any work.
"That was very nice." Alice
thanked the Dormouse who turned
gradually into a horse while she
spoke. Stopping in surprise, Alice
watched him gradually begin to disappear until noihlng was left but a
horse laugh, and at a loud boo!
from the M. H. that disappeared
too.
"Come along and see the main
show," the M. H. urged, not a bit
perturbed by the strange antics of
the Dormouse. And with a sudden
flash of light and a boom, they
went sailing through the air and
to
come down in an
a huge room that Alice could see
through an open door.
machine
A queer-shapthat
looked like some sort of a pump
on a table. The Black
was standing
Night was running the machine,
and some of the funny new congressmen at least that's what the
M. H. called them were having
ante-chamb- er

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Wide Program Is Scheduled
For Members Of Graduating Class Of
Summer

Commencement Schedule

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Bob Evans, University student,
has been seeded number 2 In the
Central Kentucky tennis tournament now under way on the University tennis courts.
Last Sunday Evans was defeated
tourin the finals of the
naments held at Nashville, Tenn.

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University.
Price McLean was 20 years old
at the time of his death and was
a Junior in the College of Engineering. He was a resident of Lexington, having been graduated from
the Lexington high school. He was
a son of Mrs. LyUia McLean, and a
brother of Dr. W. II. and Dr. Chas
a. McLean, both practising physicians of this city.
While enrolled In the University,
McLean had identified himself with
other activities besides football, and
was one of the must popular men
on the campus. He hud been tuk-e- n
from the game in the third
quarter, and complained of several
slight bruises. While enroute to
Lexington from Cincinnati he rested comfortably and it was not until
the following morning that his condition became critical.
Although Coach "Jack" Winn s
Wildcats won the game with Cincinnati 14-- 0,
his team suffered
numerous injuries. Kenneth King,
(Continued on Page Four)

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Bobby Evans Is
Seeded In Tourney

Herman Ivarson, Norwegian bass- baritone, rendered a concert program of songs by American and
Norwegian composers at the last
convocation of the semester held
last Friday morning In Memorial
hall.
Reprinted from the University of
This was a second of concert
Minnesota humor publication,
convocations this semester of sum"My," said Alice, as she stopped
mer school, the first being given by
falllns suddently, "I feel Just like
the Chamber Opera company.
the stock market after a healthy
"The kind of men and women reaction. I wonder where I am
which the state colleges and most anyway," she muttered to herself
of the other great colleges are looking around the tremendous hall
turning out of their great state-lead- that dwarfed her with Insignifi
me of
"This
reminds
factories today is pretty poor cance.
Wonderland. I wonder . . . but no.
edistuff." Emporia's white-hair- ed
tor, William Allen White things we Wonderland was never like this.
should have something new in edu- But who's that man coming toward me? I know! It's the March
cation.

principal speaker was Col. C. C.
Calhoun, prominent attorney of
Washington, D. C, and a former
membsr of the military staff of the

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before Wednesday noon.
You may buy your ticket from
any member of the ticket committee or you may call the summer ssseion office, University 61.
Tickets for the dinner are 75c
each.

Norwegian Singer
Heard at Assembly

McLean Stadium Is Really
Stoll Stadium, Says Writer

Expected To Get Degrees
At Graduation Exercises

SPEAKER

GraduateBanquet

something done to their heads with
the machine.
"They're having hot air pumped
in and then the head is hermetically sealed to prevent ideas from
getting in or out," the M. H. (as
he preferred to be called) explained.
Alice
From the small ante-rooand the M. H. walked into a large
chamber where some of the creatures whom Alice readily identified as pawns, were puggllng
platitudes economic platitudes. A
great deal of hot air was generated
during the process as the M. H. observed.
"It's piped to the newspaper offices where special columnists amplify it a thousand times and send
it over wires all over the country."
"It's really quite
he observed.
Or do
clever don't you think?
you? And after the platitudes have
hardened sufficiently to be handled, we ship them over to the famous nine men. They take the
cold platitudes we call them laws
and fry them until they are dead
the laws, I mean. But you've
surely heard of the famous nine
men! Hiey're the nearest thing we
have, to what you'd call Tweedlethe only
dum and Tweedle-de- e
difference is that we get diclsions
even if they are always five to four
decisions. But then, one can't be
fussy about one's decisions, can
one? Or can one? Can you? Can
you be fussy about your decisions?"
he paused to take a breath, and
Alice seized the opportunity.
"But what do you do with your
got
you've finally
laws when
them?" Do you obey them? And
never mind about my decisions."
hurriedly ex"Oh, dearmeno,"
claimed the M. H. "The nine men
declare the laws unconstitutional,
nd so it's against the law to obey
them, and so, of course, everybody
does what they please. It's why
we're such a forward country full
of ragged Individualists and a few
other kind of 'lsts' but they're
(Continued on Page Four
m,

JUNE

GRADUATE

JOHNSON WILL RE
BANQUET SPEAKER
Reception For Graduates
Planned; Doctor Reynolds Chief Speaker

Is

Commencement exercises for approximately 200 graduates of the
current summer session will be held
at 4 p. m. Friday on the campus.
Dr. John Hueh Reynolds, president
of Hendrix Colleee. Conway, Ark.,
will be the principal speaker.
A wide program of entertainment
has been scheduled for the seniors.
Wednesday night, they will be feted
at a banquet to be held at the
v.
Keen JohnPhoenix hotel.
son will be the speaker at this afLt.-Go-

fair.

the committee in
are: Dean
Marguerite
McLaughlin. Dean Sarah B. Holmes,
Dr. Jesse Adams, and R. K. Salyers,
Members

of

charge of the banquet
W. D. Funkhouser, Prof.

alumni association secreatry. Student members are: Margaret Arnold. Ralph Richard, James Dal-to- n,
Jeanne Ireland, W. T. Bryant,
and Esther Briggs.
At 4:30 p. m. Thursday, a re-

ception for the graduating

cla1

will be given in the Faculty rooms.
In the receiving line will be the
deans of the colleges and their
wives. Refreshments will be served
and the room will be decorated with
Hargis Hughes, Jr., Suc garden flowers.
cumbs In Washington
A meeting of the seniors will be
held at 4 p. m. Thursday in Room
Where He Accepted
111 McVey hall, where they will be
Position
instructed" in matters pertaining to
Hargis Hughes, Jr., 25 years of the exercises.
IH the banquet Wednesday night,
age, a graduate in electrical en.
gineering last June, died in Wash' greetings to the class will be exington, D. C, of complications tended by Harry W. Peters, Frankcaused by an attack of appendicitis fort, state superintendent of public
Instruction. Responses will be made
a week ago.
Hughes, a hemophiliac, died be- by Amy Healine, Louisville, and C.
H. Arnett, Kevil. As a feature of
cause physicians at the Georgetown hospital were unable to op- the evening. Miss Iva Dagley, conerate. Dr. C. A. Mills, noted au- tralto, will sing.
The academic procession of the
thority on hemophilia, was called exercises is as follows:
from Cincinnati but was unable to
Marshal of the day will be
save him.
B. E. Brewer, Infantry, U. S.
He had gone to Washington early A.
in August to accept a position with
Assistant marshalls will
the rural electrification adminis- Butler. F. L. Caywood. J. be: R. H.
D. Contration and was stricken a few rad, F. F. Davis. R. W. Forsythe,
days after he arrived.
X. L. Garrison. S. M. Kelly, J. L.
Mr. Lepgett. J. P. Slaton, R. L. Stivers.
While at the University
Hughes was a member of Tau J. H. Traynor, J. F. Wallace.
Beta Pi, honorary engineering fraThe order of march is as follows:
ternity, and of Sigma Chi social summer session director, and the
fraternity. Two brothers, William speaker of the day.
L Hughes and Harry Mack Hughes,
The chairman of the board of
are both students at the University. trustees.
He Is survived by his parents,
The trustees and official guests.
Mr. and Mrs. Hargis Hughes, Sr.,
The deans of the colleges.
his brothers, and a number of
The officers of the department of
Funeral services administration.
other relatives.
will be held at the Hughes' resiThe professors emeritus.
dence on South Hanover avenue
The alumni.
at 2:30 p. m. Monday. Interment
Faculty of College of Arts and
will be in the Lexington ceretery.
Sciences, Agriculture, Engineering,
Active pallbearers will be six of Law, Education, Commerce, in orhis Sigma Chi fraternity brothers. der named.
They are: Richard Butler, Dodd
Candidates for the advanced de
grees.
Best, Donald McOurk, Robert
Candidates for bachelors degrees.
Edward Johnson, and HarThe commencement program fol
old Bush.
lows:
Processional.
"University life begins west of
Music by the Salon orchstera of
the Rhine." Sage Nicholas Murray Butler of Columbia qualifies as the University.
an educational geographer.
(Continued on Page Four)

DIES IN CAPITAL

Lt-C- ol.

For-syt-

Grad's Wife Is Author Of
g
Novel Of Year
Best-Sellin-

By GEORGE M. SPENCER
Being the husband of the writer
of a novel which almost overnight
zoomed into the lead as the best
selling tome of the year, is a relatively new experience for John
Marsh, 'IS, a graduate of the Department of Journalism.
Mr. Marsh, advertising manager
of the Georgia Power company, in
a letter to R. K. Sulyers, alumni
secretary,
mentioned
association
that it might be "of passing interest" that Mrs. Marsh (Margaret
Mitchell is the name she uses in
signing the novel) is the author of
"Gone With the Wind."
Since its publication in June, the
sale of "Gone With the Winds"
has been phenomenal. Just a little over two months after its release, it has undergone three printings, and critical opinion predicts
that the demand is not of the
ephemeral variety.
According to John Henson, manager of the Morris Book Shop, it
is one of the most called for books
on his shelves.
--

Mr. Marsh received his degree In
an A. B. in English. Journalism degrees, however, were not
granted in those days, although he
actually majored in that subject.
He worked for a while as a reporter
for the Lexington Herald, then removing to Georgia, he worked on
various newspapers, and married.
He went into advertising and climaxed a brilliant career by being
appointed to the position lie now
holds.
While In college he was exchange
editor of The Kernel, associate editor of the Kentucklun. a member
of Alpha Delta Sigma, the Canterbury Club, was prominent in student dramatics, being secretary-treasurof Strollers, and was captain of Comiwny A, in the cadet
corps.
In his junior year he was winner of the Journalism prize. At
that time his home was in Mays-vill- e.
1916,

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In his letter to the alumni association, Mr. Marsh said he read
and enjoyed the Kernel and desired to stay on ttie mailing list.

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THE KENTUCKY

Page Two

AIN

TOO TRUE
American young folks aie alarmingly
trivial. They don't even reiki the newspapers, excepting two or three sjort stories
a day, the movie ads, and the funnies.
They couldn't name three model n, reputable authors if their futures depended
upon it. Their political ideas are of the
"canned" variety dished out with textbook
sauce and garnished with prejudices picked
up around the dinner tables. . . While the
bright young folk of other nations ate out
starting revolutions, shooting crown princes,
fomenting strikes and generally getting
things done, our youngsters snuggle,
titter, wisecrack, beauty sleep, haunt
beaches and race automobiles, drifting into
a period so difficult that in desperation they
may have to turn it over to some fascist dictator. Olin E. Hinkle in The Lexington
Herald.
Unfortunately, what is said above is all too
true. The average college student of 1936 is
too engrossed with other things to take an inFirst he must worry
terest in his government.
about his grades (he cares not for actual learning to be obtained from a course; a grade is his
only worry), then his dates, his fraternity, and
all the other collegiate trivia.
Prejudices? Yes, he has plenty of them and
they are about as groundless as year after next's
coal supply. But there is more to it than that.
What chain or cycle of events caused him to
reach the point in this evolution or is it an
evolution where now he is? What evolved the
answer that he will give to this editorial: "So
knock-knoc- k,

Activities leading up to the passage of the
act and subsequent developments have made
the federal legislator look ridiculous. They
have an opportunity to rectify their error, at
least in part, by repealing the law immediately.
The Syracuse Daily Orange.

PROUD OF HIS MUSCLES!
Proud of hii muscles and careless with his
magazines is Bernarr McFaddcn, publisher of
thirteen magazines of which True Story, Dream
World, and Movie Mirror are samples. The
god of Physical Culture and the god of Publicity was left a rather feeble child after the death
of his father from overdrinking and of his
mother from consumption. He built himself
up through exercises and immediately started
He incapitalizing on his own cxt)criencc.
stituted several physical culture schools where
he socialized in removing bay windows from
flabby business men. For his woik in leaching
thousands good care for the human body, he
perhaps deserves some credit.
But Barnarr McFaddcn was not satisfied with
creditable work. A man of his energy and aggressiveness was bound for gigantic accomplishments, Mr. McFaddcn thought. He soon discovered immense fortunes in giving the man in
the street just what he wanted in a magazitic.
He started with the gospel of physical culture
on the printed page and developed from there
to the role of national political soothsayer which
he assumes frequently in the pages of his Lib
erty magazine.
Mr. McFadden now openly advocates diet,
exercise, and sweating as cures for syphilis, as
thma, pneumonia, or scarlet fever. Doctors
scoff at him all the while admitting that he
has more followers than Johns Hopkins. In
late issue of the Liberty magazine, he presents
an editorial demanding adequate protection on
the West Coast against a Japanese invasion
"Adequate protection" to Mr. McFadden means
a standing army of half a million men in Cal
fornia, and a fleet in the Pacific large enough
to wallop the whole Japanese navy.- And to Mr.
McFadden
the Japanese are an ambitious
thwarted people who "possible would like an
opportunity to prove that instead of being our
inferiors they are our superiors."
Few university students would take a pre
scription of exercise for scarlet fever. And we
believe that few university students would join

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Dear Readers:
It grieves up deeply to inform you that with this Issue you subscription to this newspaper par excellence... alias the Kentucky Kernel, has
expired. We trust that during the course of the ten, or five weeks, as the
case might be, you have obtained even a little news and some entertainment, as well as a little education. . .so thank you for your patronage. . .
But before we leave you, we want to apologize for that fact that despite our attempts to guard against it, the same several names hnve appeared in this column consistently. . .at the same time, you know, we Invited you all to contribute, but only several accepted our invitation, or
challenge.
This week word reaches us
from one Mam'sclle "Knock-Knocfaster... and she too is graduating.
.who writes as follows:
Best of luck to you. school "marm."
Dear Sir:
And on to one Worthington
Just a little help in your Walter
who is also one of our best
Winchclling. . .
ladles men, and who is now spendTwas observed that wherever ing his time gazing into the eyes
John Spragens goes. of Helen Farmer, the Alphagam
there goes little Pud Funkhouser prexy. And Bill Lancaster, our loalso. And why was she so anxious
boy who has made good, and
to leave Joyland last Saturday cal is singing with Al Katz orwho
we
night?.'. (Ed.. Note: I'm sure
chestra at Sprlnghurst. is going on
don't know, do you?)
to Atlantic City with him... Yes,
PI Kap, sir... local boy makes good. Jay
'John LcStourgean,
hates to have girls ask him to take Lucian, the "Goon," is in town...
them places. . .For example, the He is former sports editor of the
pretty blonde he refused to escort Kernel and has promised to write
to a dance, and then meeting her the sports column for this issue.
with a certain
while dancing
Saw Waller B. Hunt around last
brunette...
w
Sunday, driving a pretty
A young lady from Pennsylvania Chrysler,
and appearing as the
(one Alice Horsfield. a faculty
man he always is.
niece). .asked Andy Anderson at While we're still writing we might
Joyland to play a tune for her. . . ask very politely, what has hapthen she left and Instructed a regi pened to the plans of the Student
ment of friends to see that the Union building? When... where...
tune was played... so Pittsburges-qu- e. how...ete? Let's hear about It I
.
We are coming into the home
Al Katz, now playing at Spring- go into any
hurst, it seems, called a certain stretch, so we won't
number, and when a feminine voice national affairs this week, but well
answered, he could not remember Just ramble on for a little while
you all adieu,
to whom he wanted to speok. He longer, and then bid September.
stammered and muttered a name or something until
Our editor, Spencer, left yesterand hung up. She doesn't live here
day afternoon for the national conanymore anyway, Al...
vention of Phi Sigs, and at the same
Fred Schule walks to El Patio time, all the other fraternities are
girl . . . having their conventions. . .and the
with a certain blue-ey- ed
says good-byand then returns to campus is getting quiet... and we're
the Commons to eat lunch... (Ed. getting tired. Anyway, we must go
Note: very sensible, considering the to class now, so we will say to you
angles)
all, thanks for reading the messy
Cameron Parks plays a guitar t,'ff WB haw
Writ.inir. Thanks
over on Maxwelton Court these for
criticism, good or bad.
And how, we
Sunday evenings.
you
KOod
0 d , k to. .goody. have a. .etc.
ask?... (Ed. Note: We give up.
. .etc..
time. goody.
why?)
R. C.
I do feel sorry for columnists
on these hot days, with not much
to write about... (Ed Note: and
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air-flo-

well-dress-

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truth..."

that's the

STUDENT
OPINION

that

much from contribu
must rack our own
weary brain, and produce enough
copy to fill up some more space.
But we know what well do. Well
review the names that have ap
peared in this column, .to leave a Editor,
vivid impression on your minds... Tne Kentucky Kernel
and at the same time well see if Dear Sir:
Two things relative to the U. K.
we can add a few names to the
list. . .
Among those who have received
more than their share of publicity
in this space are Hal Rhulman and
Britt Alderman, together they are
a screwy combination. . .what with
their peculiar bets and everything
...and apart they are not much
different...Ruhlman is still courting his Princess from Wilmore, and
Alderman is still chiselling.
Next in line, and first in volume
of space devoted to their actions,
come Bob Davis and Howard Boaz,
whose consistent breaking into the
news is not unwarranted, for they
have done some remarkable deeds
during the past ten weeks... and
fel- -'
they are really
lows... and we'll hear from them
plenty this fall... when the pigskin
starts sailing through the Autumn'
winds. . .poetic, that last phrase...!
Well,

tors... Now

we

with Bearnarr McFadden in condemning the
"blam-jawhat?"
fools who have been curtailing the
Fanaticism sometimes is not a pretty thing, activities of our munitions plants." We are
but we could wish for more of it from our friend not to forget, however, that the
pub
in question. If he could only anchor his opin- lisher has mastered not only the fine art of phy
ions to something more staple than t