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ELECTIONS

Incumbent sweats close call Student housing
key in college plan

Meet your new senate

Senator at Large winners:
Rachel Lee Watts. 767 votes
Mary Beth Elliot, 623 votes
Matt Rippetoe, 612 votes
Lindsey Catavolos, 567 votes
John Weis, 552 votes

Eric Banks, 533 votes
Megan Gentry. 515 votes
Joe Ruschell, 507 votes
Brandon Orr, 505 votes
James Monroe, 490 votes
Ben Hayden 488 votes

Meg Farrell, 487 votes
David Hutchinson, 431 votes
Lally Lehmann, 427 votes
McKensi Milburn, 419 votes

Agriculture
Taylor Coots, 142 votes

Allied Health
Jessica King, 19 votes

Architecture
Kelly Wright, 10 votes

Arts and Sciences
David Wagner, 133 votes

Business and Economics
Matthew A. F alk, 129 votes

Communications
Liz Wilson, 105 votes

Dentistry
No senator

Education
Six-Way Tie

Engineering
Ben F ranzlni, 115 votes

Fine Arts
Kelly D. Wiggins. 17 votes

Graduate school
Laura Schmidt, 2 votes

Human Environmental Sciences
Amelia Brown, 32 votes

Law
6. Thomas Barker, 120 votes

LCC
Kyle Jewell, 2 votes

Medicine
No senator

Nursing
No senator

Pharmacy
John McKnight. 31 votes

Social Work
No senator

NO LUCK

Celebrating 30 years oi independence H

my anwroao‘I mm vi»:

Mary Katherine Thompson, vice-presidential candidate, receives a congratulatory hug after she and S6 President
Tim Robinson were announced the winners at the election at the Free Speech Center Thursday night.

Unofficial results: Robinson will return as $6 president, this time
with a new vice-president, Mary Katherine Thompson

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SH” WRITER

After sweeping last year's
election. Tim Robinson looked
relieved to take a ‘33 vote victo-
ry in this y"seai Student Gov-
ei iiment election.

With 822 votes. 3.3 more
than the runner-up Ben Hayes.
Tim Robinson was re-elected
last night as Student Govern-
ment president Mary Kather‘
me Thompson will be next
year's vice~president

“This is a truly sweet victo-
ry." Robinson said. “We
worked hard and came out
winners "

Robinson said his greatest
victory in this race was the
election of members of his
“Progress Team" to 18 out of
the 1:3 possible senatorial
positions.

"I feel that it‘s a good refer-
endum of our platform." he
said.

Last year. Robinson gar-
nered close to .100 votes and the
gap between him and the run-
ner—up was much larger.

“We did not have as great a
lead as last year, but I‘m still so
happy to win because of the
team." Robinson said

Thompson said the key to
success for
their team
was: to stay
positive.

n KI F.
number one
in e s s a g e
throughout
this cam-
paign was to
keep it tip
and stay
positive."
Thompson
said. “It was
very close. and I am so proud to
be able to say that we stayed
out of the mudslinging. unlike
others."

Robinson said he was not
confident he would be re-elect-
ed.

“It was harder this year."
Robinson said. "When you've
been in office a year you some-
times collect people that aren't
for you."

Robinson

Robinson mid 'lit' lit"\i step
is to move ahead and put hts
ltiiittoi‘m into at tion

“To: :1 l’iii oing to go
have a good illilt' rind party
with my new \ll‘i‘ president.’
Robinson said “Next week we
are going to go right back out
there and continue doing the
saint- kind oi” things »\t"\t‘ been
doing for the student body '

I.ast ii.g‘iit's victory
sweeter than last year's.
Robinson said

"its It valid: ition ol’ every
thing we've been doing." Robins
son said. "The student body has
given us. another t iiant e'

Hen Haves \(iiti hi- and his
running iiiati- Aiiiy Thomas
wiii 'ippt ii tin election

Robinson said he is not
worried

"It's
student

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who the
their

pretty clear
body wants (is
president. Robinson said
"This t‘liili‘t‘ elm-min he has
been looking for soiiietbing in
stead of working it he had
worked harder. he could hziv:
won. 1 just don‘t think he
worked hard enough "

Hayes plans to challenge results

'We could have won': 56 pres: dential challenger 35 votes shy;
47 ballots were disqualified at the Law School polling site

JESSE Linus l KERNEL Sim

Presidential candidate Ben Hayes
and his running mate Amy Thomas
wait tor the 56 election results.

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Ben Hayes.

because of a lack of poll Workers.
“The election had many
Hayes said. “i will contest this.”

Shortly after the winners were announced.
Hayes was working on ways to contest the elec-

tion anti call for a reelection

“There are definite concerns with the elec-

tion." Hayes said.

Regardless if Hayes gets another election.
the money to fund another campaign may come
up too short since the candidates must raise it
themselves. Hayes does not seem troubled by
“We‘ll cross that bridge when we come to it."

this.

who finished second to Tim
Robinson in the Student Government presiden-
tial elections. plans to contest the election. which
he claims was plagued with irregularities.
Hayes. who received 787 votes to Robinson's
822 (a difference of only 35 votes). said he will
contest the results. His main reason is that 47
votes were thrown out at the Law School. The
votes were disqualiﬁed after voting machines at
the school were left unattended. Machines at LCC
and the Medical Center were closed Wednesday

things wrong."

Write-in candidates Mary ( (lilif‘l‘ilit' (‘orrcii

and Tommy Logsdr-n rzintt- in

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third

votes. The pair dei ided to run :itto-r‘ Hay: s was

initially disqualified from the race \\ i.“ H nos
being disqualified at the illiit'.
their bid could split the votes three ways was not
even an issue. Logsdon ssiid.

Hayes would not comment on his small mar-

the thought that

gin of defeat and (‘orreli's dec ision to run
“Everyone has the 'ight to tun
Correll said even though she and liogsdon
lost. their campaign as \K'I‘Ite‘ili candidates was :1
good experience
"We are so proud of what we've done bet-aust-
it was with the right intentions."
wanted to help students "

he said

she said "We

(‘orrell and Logsdon said they viian to not»
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( orr ells

students through other organ i/ations
aid she won t c haiieiige the results

The student body gave Tim another shot.

and I hope they have a good year. ‘

shes said

When asked about the possibility of the elec

second one:

tion being overturned. (‘orreil said she wasn't
sure whether she would run again if there was .i

“It was so exhausting this time around that I
would really have to think about it."

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Carlos Zamora shares his Easter candy with his older sister, Patssy,
Erica and Evan Lustria, and Carrie Bae at Greg Page apartments yes‘
terday. Built in 1979, they are UK's newest student housing complex.

UK: College-town plan could increase
housing, will not destroy historic property

By Rebecca Neal

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PK Presidenti ' ct Todd said the roilogoiox-yii conct-pt does
not seek to di l stutien‘s tron; housing
surrounding the «:iiiipiis

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CIVIL RIGHTS

Dees says generation
must carry on tight

Leader: ‘Young people need to make sure
they have a fair and equal chance’

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CAMPUS NEWS

UK students to hold benefit dance concert

Sabi Diri. a multi-ethnic dance company under the direc-
tion of UK anthropology graduate student Aminata Baruti. will
perform two benefit concerts at the Lexington Children’s The-
ater at 2 and 8 pm March 30. Cost for the 2 pm. show is $15 for
the general public and 810 for children 12 and under. The cost
for the 8 pm show is $25 01' $20 each for two tickets or more.

Pulitzer Prize-winning UK grad to give lecture

Angelo Henderson. a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and
UK graduate. will deliver the 25th Joe (‘reason Lecture at 6
pm 'l‘uesday. .-\pl‘ll '3. in Memorial Hall The six new members
of the Kentucky Journalism Hall of Fame inducted at a noon
luncheon of the Journalism Alumni Association will also be
introduced during the (‘reason lecture ceremony.

UK diver places second at NCAA Championships

ATHENS. Ga l'K junior ("layton Moss scored a school-
record 379.90 iii the tinals of the one-meter springboard diving
competition to place second as action got underway at the 2002
Men‘s NCAA Swimming and Diving Championships Thursday
at the University of Georgia.

With his runner-up finish. Moss earned his second-straight
All-American honors on the one-meter springboard and his
third overall.

Moss. who placed fourth iii the event as a sophomore and
10th as a freshman. scored a 324.15 in the preliminary round.
the sixth-highest score during the afternoon session. Two-time
defending champion Troy Duniais of Texas won the event with
a score of 390.35.

Moss secondvplace finish gives the Wildcats 17 points to-
wards the overall team score and places UK in Nth-place after
the first day. Texas leads after the first day with 163 points
while Florida is the highest-ranked Southeastern Conference
squad with 91 points to sit in fourth place.

The competition will continue today with Moss competing
on the three-meter springboard where he was ati All—American
as a freshman with an eight-place finish.

Compiled from staff and wire reports

Corrections

An article in Monday‘s paper incorrectly referred to mon-
ey various administrators would be donating to scholarships.
The money was coming from a one time allocation that will
given to every department and college. equal to three percent
of its base payroll.

An article and a cutline in Wednesdays paper was mis»
leading about the future of properties in the proposed college
town area Houses will not be demolished

To report errors. call the Kernel at 2.37 1915.

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GODSPEED NILT:
Comedian and
actor Milton Berle,
whose eight-
decade show biz
career stretched
from vaudeville to
"Beverly Hills
90210," died
Wednesday.
according to the
Associated Press.
The 93-year-old
Berle, who was
diagnosed with
colon cancer last
year, passed at his
Los Angeles home
with his wife by his
side. He appeared
in films as varied
as 1963's all-star
romp "It's a
Mad Mad Mad Mad
World" and 1979's
"The Muppet
Movie." In 1995. he
was nominated for
an Emmy for a
"90210" appear-
ance as a senile
actor. Through the
years, his raunchy,
politically incorrect
material never
changed -- and it
fit right in during
his appearances on
Howard Stern's
radio show. At his
90th birthday
party in 1998, Berle
told W the secret
to his longevity:

"I never drank, I
never smoked a
cigarette, been
smoking cigars
since I'm 12. and
had a hard-on
since I'm 10."

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Transferring from LCC to UK
frustrating for some students

By "Ill—EM

sun WRITER

The difference between
Lexington Community College
and UK is only a matter of feet
in some places. but when trying
to transfer between the two. the
separation in curriculum can
be a great distance.

Don Byars. II. associate di-
rector of admissions. said the
admissions office does not have
the defining say about which
class will or will not be
accepted for credit.

"We leave that up to the in-
dividual colleges.“ he said.

This is standard practice
for ever school in the
nation. not just LCC,
Byars said.

He said that at the admis-
sions level. transferring classes
frotn LCC to UK is not a diffi-
cult thing to do.

“We accept everything
from the 100 level and above.”
Byars said.

To avoid discovering a non-
transferable class on their tran-
scripts. Byars recommended
that students cover all their

bases.

“It‘s good for students to
have an adviser in both
schools." Byars said. ”We‘re
trying to make the connection
even greater between LCC
and UK."

Advisers at LCC are in con—
tact with UK and know the
classes that transfer and the
ones that don‘t. Byars said.

“Students do a lot of self-ad-
vising — that's where the
breakdown occurs." he said.

Byars said every class is
beneficial to a student‘s educa~
tion and future employment. re-
gardless of whether it transfers
or not.

“You never waste a class,"
he said.

Jacqueline Hall. a pharma-
cy sophomore at LCC who has
already transferred and will be
taking summer classes at UK.
said that the actual process of
transferring from LCC to UK
was easy.

At the same time. she was
not entirely sure how many of
the classes that she had taken
at LCC would transfer to UK.

HOUSING

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was built in 1979.

Morgan said there are no
current plans to build more
housing within the next year.

However. Todd said be real-
izes ﬁnding housing on campus
is a problem for many students.

Some have speculated that
the “college-town“ plan will
force students out of some
homes in the area. but Todd has
said this is not its goal .

Ken Clevidence. associate
vice president for Campus and
Auxiliary Services. agreed.

“It is not our intent to drive

students out of the area. it's just
the opposite." said Clevidence.
He said there have been dis-
cussions regarding the creation
of more student housing in the
area. including the construction
of a high-rise apartment com»
plex above Lexington’s Trans-
portation Center downtown.
Some Lexington residents
support the “college-town" idea.
but fear development could
mean razing historic buildings.
“We will oppose demolition
of any kind," said Michael John-
son. a member of the Aylesford
Neighborhood Association.
“Wiping out entire blocks is not
part of the plan.“ he said.
Clevidence said the plan is
not to destroy buildings. but
rather to upgrade and save the
existing properties. Some build-

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“It had better be all." she
said. “It would be stupid for
them not to transfer.“

Hall said that she just as-
sumed that all the classes that
she had taken at Mt would
transfer to UK

()rady Wilson. also a phar-
macy sophomore at l.(‘(‘ who
will be transferring to UK next
fall. was ill the same boat
as Hall.

“I just assumed that every-
thing of mine would transfer."
she said.

But Ronnie Lester. a com-
puter information systems
sophomore at i.(‘(‘.. was very
aware that many of the classes
he had taken at i.(‘(‘ would not
transfer to UK.

At L'K. Lester will change
his major from (.‘18 to computer
science.

He said that while all the
University Studies classes he
took will transfer. none of the
credit for specialized courses
will go with him to UK.

"It's for the simple reason
that they're (the classes) geared
for a two-year degree." he said.

ings beyond saving could be
torn down. he said.

He offered Boston's New
bury Street as an example. On
the street old houses have been
refurbished and turned into
restaurants and shops.

"[1 has happened in other
cities and it can happen here in
Lexington." (‘levidence said.

Johnson said that although
some students were offended by
the Lexington Area Party Plan
passed last semester. the (‘Ollt
munity still supports college
students.

He said he hopes the “col
loge-town" plan revitalizes the
area surrounding campus for
students.

”Students are people too
they deserve affordable and de-
cent housing." he said.

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Mediocre script saved
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Die rhino: Robin Willams and Edward Norton
fue| Death to Smoochi/s funny moments

By Bryan Marshall

STAFF CRITIC

In the black comedy Dem/i
to Smooch}: Robin Williams
plays Rainbow Randolph Sini-
ley. a man who wears :1 1-oloifiil
jacket and top hat and is
beloved by all kids. When the
star is arrested for taking a
bribe from some parents who
want their child on his show.
he is fired and stripped of his
wealth and fame.

The network then replaees
Rainbow with a dancing and
singing rhinoceros named
Smooehy (Edward Norton).
Rainbow Randolph has a plan
to get 1eyenge and ieti 111 \e his
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trasts with the corrupt nature
of the executives of the show.

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as :1 satire on children‘s shows.
the manipulation of the public
and the (111inineri‘ialisni ofTV'.

However. the laughs are
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stars and director Danny DeVi-
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not the gem it would be. It seems
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Danny DeVito and
Jon Stewart roll
their eyes at
Smoochy’s childish
antics in Death to
Smoochy. DeVito
directed the film.
which stars Edward
Norton and Robin
Williams.

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Williams' outrageous Elllli(‘.\
and energy bring a barrage of
laughs that make you wonder
why he keeps piekiiig lame dra
matir roles in films like .lukoh
the Liar instead of roles that
highlight his stand up ioots

Norton .5 perfoi in nice is
pitch perfect. once again proy
111g be is one of the best aetors
of his generation He has
proyen himself as a powerful
presence in I’i'imul Fem. Fig/ii
(‘luh and .1lmei'i'i'mi III.\‘I(1I‘_\‘ X
and now with roles in Snzoorhy
and Keeping the Faith he can be
recognized as an areoniplished
comedic :111toi as 1\( ll

Williams and \oiton shine
the most \\ hen they sh 1111 the
screen. but unfortunately they
are not together quite enough
to make the film llllli'h better
than iust inedioere. The film
has some great laughs and the
aetionpar‘ked finale is actually
very entertaining. l'ltiniately.
the film is so disappointing be
cause It could liaye been so
much inoie But it is definitely
worth watthing at least onte

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Easter is this
weekend, and
even if you don't
celebrate it I'm
sure you can
apprecrate some
good wholesome
Easter humor.

0: How do bunnies
stay healthy?

A: EggerCise

0: What do you get
when you cross a
chicken and the
Easter Bunny?

A: A good Easter

0: What do you call
Easter when you
are hopping
around?

A: Hoppy Easter

0. What do you call a
rabbit with
no hair?

A: A hairless hare

0: Why are people
always tired in
April?

A: Because they just
finished a march

0: Why did the Easter
egg hide?

A: He was a little
chicken

0: What do you call a
duck who plays
basketball?

A: A slam duck

0: What do you call a
bunny with a large
brain?

A: An egghead

0: What grows
between your

nose and chin?

A: Tulips (Two Lips)

0: Why did the rabbit
cross the road?

A: Because it was the
chicken's day off

0: What do y0u call a
bunny with a
dictionary in his
pants?

A: A smarty pants

0: What would you call
the Easter Bunny
if he married a
chicken?

A: The very first rabbit
to lay an egg

0: What do you call to
rabbits marching
backwards?

A: A receding hareline
0: How do you catch a
unique bunny?

A: Unique upon it

0: What did the rabbit
say to the carrot?

A; lt's been nice
gnawing at you

0: What does a
rooster say to a
hen he likes?

A: You’re one hot
chick

0: What do ducks have
forlunch?

A: Soup and guackers

0: Why did a fellow
rabbit say that the
Easter Bunny was
self-centered?

A: Because he is
eggocentric.

0: Where does
Valentine's Day
comes after
Easter?

A: ln the dictionary

0: Do you know how
bunnies stay in
shape?

A: Hareobics

0: What's the
difference
between a bunny
and a lumberjack?

A: One chews and
hops. the other
news and chops

0: How does the
Easter Bunny say
Happy Easter?

A: Hoppy Easter

0: Why did the
magicran have to
cancel his show?

A: He'd just washed
his hare and
couldn't do a thing
with it

0: What type of movre
is about water
fowl?

A: A duckumentary

0: What do you call a
duck that just
doesn't fit in?

A: Mallardjusted

0: Why is the letter A
like a flower?

A: A bee comes after
it

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Hard times
for religion
a good thing

It sure has beeit a bad month or
so for organized religion itt tltis
country. The Billy Graham-Jew at.
tack tape and the controversy sur-
rounding the Catholic (‘htirch cover.
ing the tracks of molesters who wear
the cloth are hot topics of debate.

They have proven to be worthy
competitors with the War on Terror
for media coverage. and I couldn‘t

be happier. Josh my

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Blackball a common, necessary tool

This letter is tr: response to the article. ”Black
balling (‘an llrecd Resentment " in the March
28 Kernel.

I enjoyed the stort .«itd thought it was both iit
foi'iitatiyc and newsworthy I‘-:hl of the Shane
Raglattd trial.

However i wanted an opporixiiim to rebut 'he
eittbellished and llk'iiiii‘PHt a} coitztthits made by
Jenifer Salen. president oi lielta llelta Delia
sorority.

To recap. Salon \\.‘t~ doom} .is maxing “There
are occasions “herc : soroi 171v‘---r 'itm to rotitovc a
mentber. btit Stil‘rtl'lltt‘s dorm 'ioitrally practice
anything as harsh .is inst kindling. like
fraternities "

However. .\l.s‘. Salon goes o1: to s:‘-\' that uni a
pregnancy canto up. we .touitl iirr-iinlih iiizcour
age the titetttbcr to i'witiovu how}:

There are two problems 2‘. .‘xis .\.1l‘l.‘ . totit
ittents. First. she unlaiil‘: 'l‘ml Ii'l'i/i s ~:: ritr-i'ti;
“‘5 process of :‘e\‘oki l‘llil‘l "slip .s lliil'sl‘ lit
focusing solely on the slant; nann- otj thi ot‘iei u. ise
formal and <.‘(iitsti'ticti\'i- pror t‘t'li‘illg;

As a Greek alum front til. i participated iii a
number of "blackball" proceedings. unlike Salen.
who has sat-in on exactly zero l‘l«i“l\'l‘i(li‘z proceed
iitgs matching lait Zierntg or "Beverly Hills
Sltl‘llll" reruns does not cocttti Notwithstanding
Saleit‘s vast experience With Eil;:ikli;ili proceed
ings. I feel coitipellcd to se' i't-tord s':'iight
on blackball.

Once you look past
ty. blar‘kball is nothing more
fraternity l.‘.i“:1‘l-i"\ mer \the' », r -: ~ law's or
members ati‘t‘. :‘t: :2 \t-ﬂi‘. the f2".iit""'.l‘z‘\ should
be removed.

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necessary ind rt»: .\ irt {lit‘l‘l‘tltisiti lli‘i' iiiows a
fraternity ii p:' "N" 3's 4' il'»‘- .. intr :i-i-is by rirl-
ding itselt of :ii‘. e:~.':‘ci:te pi‘iitilei‘

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tis‘tics about the dangers of firearms I
could remember.

For as long as I can remember mm
organized religion has been one of
my favorite targets for criticism. Never has another entity
been granted such mindless favoritism while enjoying near
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