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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY, LEXINGTON', KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, lftj

XI.V

NUMI5EH

19 Candidates
liun For SG A
Voting Scheduled
For Wednesday
Ten representatives to thf Student Government Association
.
Ik- elected on
16. Carter Class, SGA president, has announced. Tlie elections held at this time of the year, he said, are
of the student government assembly.
used to choose
dua viuccn, ucsiuam mc-i- ii
Candidates runnin for the Pnn.
dent, secretary, and treasurer will
stitutionalist party are:
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D-c-

SGA candidates of the Constitutionalist Party are,
CONSTITUTIONALIST CANDIDATES
Glenn Sanderfur, David Noyes;
Alan Steillx-rg- ,
from left to right, back row, Tom Brabant,
Oliver, and William Phelps. Not pictured
front row, Barbara Ashbrook, Ann O'Roark, D.yle

are Clilf

lower-classma- n.

Education

lagan and Hunt Perkins.

In Musicales

"Striving for the interest for all students of the University of
Kentucky and dedicated to the principles of conscientious representation, we of the Constitutionalist Partv do pledge ourselves to
initiate and promote to the best of our ability the following articles
.,
,
,l
...
.
ot our plattorm in the assemoiy ot your student government.
Charles Palmer, president
1. To present to SGA and the faculty committee the suggestion
credit course.
of establishing the card section as a
2. To continue promoting jam sessions after basketball games
on weekends.
3. To submit to SGA, as a remedy to the parking situation,
the setting up of parking meters in vital spots on campus.
4. To investigate the possibility of date tickets in the student
guests.
section at reduced rates for
5. To introduce a proposal that would give students preemptive rights to football and basketball tickets.
6. To investigate the possibility of issuing ID cards to faculty
niemlx-rs- ,
housemothers, and head residents for the purpose of ad- mitting them to ball games and concerts.
7. To investigate the possibility of making faculty directories
available to all students.
S. To work for better lighting on campus.
9. To investigate the possibility of distributing Kernels to
organizations and residence halls.
10. To publicize information about scholarships available to
students.
11. To promote yearly leadership training conferences.
12. To support the election of class officers with any Or all
I
members of SGA.
13. To promote the idea of a longer spring vacation.

...

Two concerts by University
music groups will lx' presented
next week under the sponsorship
of the UK Music Department.

one-ho-

The University Choristers, under
the direction of Miss Mildred Lewis,
will give its annual program of
Christmas music Sunday in Memorial Hall. Two performances will
be given, at 4 p.m. and 8 p.m. The
concert is a part of the Sunday
Afternoon Musicales.
Thur.-dathe University Chorus
and Symphony Orchestra will present selections from Handel's "Messiah" in Memorial Coliseum. The
program will begin at 8 p.m. The
concert will feature Sally Hoffman.
Caroline Turner, Barbara Watson,
Shirley Fauquier, James Woodward,
Charles Neal, and Jerry Reese as

out-of-to-

soloists.

Choristers Organized In 1933
The Choristers, organized In 1333
by Miss Lewis, instructor In the
Music Department, has given con- certs, sung for baccalaureate and
commencement programs, and has
apiwared on radio and television
programs.
The program will include carols
from other lands ranging in time
from the Fifteenth Century to the
present, two numbers from Bach's
Christmas Oratorio, and two Span- ish dance carols.
A feature inaugurated last year
and to be continued this year will
be the return of former members of
the Choristers to sing the traditional
closing song, "The Shepherds Story"
by Dickinson. Approximately 50
former members will return.
Charles Ward, organ major at the
University, will be the soloist and
accompanist for the program.
To Have Processional
The processional will be "It Came
Upon The Midnight Clear" by Willis,
followed by "Fanfare for Christmas
Day" by Shaw; "Prelude Thought to
Christmas" by Booth: and "A Babe
Is Born" by Malin.
Part two of the program will be
"From Heaven Above To Earth I
Come," "O Jesus So Sweet," and
"Glory To God In The Highest" by
Bach.
The third will follow with "Shepherds, Shake Off Your Drowsy
Sleep" by French-Wasne- r;
"Hasten.
Shepherds. Hasten!" by Galican-Tuttl"Fun, Fun. Fun" by Spanish-Sha"Carol of the Bells" by

(Continued on Page 3i

Seven Students
Recently Make

Phi Beta Kappa

man-at-larg-

fuv.....,

Construction on one of the new
fraternity houses could be completed
in 10 days; another could be finished
in two weeks, but . . .
A local shortage of specialized
construction workers will delay the
actual completion of the six fraternity units for a short time, according to Elgan B. Farris, chief j
engineer at UK.
However, he said the buildings are
expected to be ready for occupancy
by the beginning of second semester.
Worker shortages exist in plumbing and pipe covering sections. But
this is only a temporary shortage.
Farris points out. and construction
will continue on the other houses.
Have Identical Floor Plans
housing units, lo
The
cated on an extension of Woodland
Avenue, have identical floor plans
with only slight variations existing
in the exterior rock structure.
Each $120,000 building contains 12
bedrooms, 14 by 17 feet, providing
housing for 48 students. With two
bunk beds to a room, plans call for
a chest of drawers and overhead
mirror placed between individual
two-sto-

plan, characterized
The first-floby readily expansible facilities, includes a lobby, dining room, and
kitchen along the front side. The
spacious
dining room
can be converted easily to a dance
floor by moving the folding furni- ture to an adjacent storage room.
Along the back side of the fra- ternity house, a living room, fellow- ship room, and chapter room complete the main first-floplan.
Houscmothrr's Quarters Provided
Quarters for the housemother are
provided at the right end of the
.structure, adjacent the lobby. Nearby are a mechanical room and storor

Seven University students have
'
just been elected o membership in
Phi Beta Kappa, it was announced
Thursday by Miss Margaret Bell
Humphreys, secretary of Alpha of
Kentucky Chapter.
Those elected to membership and
their . major fields of study are
Diogenes Alien, Lexington, Philosophy; Floyd McKee Cammack,
modern foreiftn languages;
Patricia Anna Hervey, Mountain
Lakes. N. J.. modern foreign languages: Sally Weltha Hill, Ashland,
library science; Mary Ordell Ray,
Eypro. anatomy and physiology;
Nancy Allen Turnian. Ashland, an- age
bin.
cient languages; and Mrs. Mary
inInterior
Conrad Voorhes, Lexington, politi- clude walls construction features
painted concrete blocks:
cal science.
ceilings
floors aslimitation will be held early in phalt ttfe.acoustical tile;
Individual color schemes
January at a date to be announced
have been worked out by the conlater.
tractor with the fraternity occuOldest of the college honorary so- pants.
cieties. Phi Beta Kappa was founded
Present plans call for the followin 1776 for the recognition of scho- ing fraternities and organizations to
lastic attainment by outstanding occupy the new buildings: (beginstudents in the field of the liberal ning on the first row, adjacent to
Coopvrslown and loi;itcrt or V.'ood- arts iiiid sciences.
or

Kentuckian Sales
Will End Dec. 18
Sale of the 1953-5- 4 Kentuckian
will be officially closed on Dec.
18, Jim Perry, editor of the year
book, announced this week.

must be made
before that date, Perry said.
All purhases

Guignol Players

Schedule 'Salome'
"Salome" will be presented by the
Guignol Players Tuesday at the
Guignol Lab Theater. The play,
written by Oscar Wilde, is being
directed by Ben Ardery.
"Salome" is the story of Salome's
desires for Jokahann and his refusal. In the meantime Herod becomes interested in her. Although
she is not interested in him she
plays upon his interests and gets
him to promise her anything up to
half the kingdom. Then she dances
for him and asks for the head of
Jokahann.
The cast of characters includes
Salome. Lois Cammack; Herod. Joe
Ray; Herodias. Page Williams; Page
of Herodias. Pat Ward; Jokahann.
Jim Reed; First Soldier. Bill Stewart; Second Soldier, George M(jore;
Capadocian. William Omer; Young
Syrian. Jim Hurt; and Nubian,
Charles Petros.
Players is the student organization
of Guignol, run with its own
organization, and productions.
The Flayers was reactivated on campus two years ago. Claire Wood is
picMdent of the group, and Don
Clayton is faculty yivi oi

United Students9 Platform SGA Closes
"The. purpose and function of the United Students Party
to v
.,
- e a tall awl true representation to all students ot the University J(Jll'
JLeDme
niYheir student Government AssfX'iation. ine party policy has
is

been, is, and will continue to
ixjth Independents and Lreeks
of these groups."

ior.

Bruce Utter, lowerCommerce
classman.
Education name unavailable.
Three Run For
In the Dec. 16 election, three Constitutionalists who were elected at
this time last year will be running
They are Glenn
for
Sar.fur, Ann O'Roark. and Cliff
Hagan. None of the United Stu- dents Party candidates in this elec- tion have been in SGA before,
1952 'lections six of the 10
J"
candidates who were elected to SGA
were constitutionalists, although the
United Students Party retained a
majority of 17 to 15 within the As
sembly. Present presidents of the
two parties are Charles Palmer.
Constitutionalist, and George Sha
doan, United Students Party.

lawn Avenue! 1 Kappa Sigma, 2
squad.
Athletic Association-footba- ll
3 A t h e t i c Association-footba- ll
squad, 4 Pi Kappa Alpha, 5 Phi
Sigma Kappa, 6 Lambda Chi Alpha.
Hargett Construction Company of
Lexington is the main contractor.
Architects are Brock and Johnson
of Lexington.

Arts and Sciences: Tom Brabant,
sophomore; uienn sanaeriur, jun- Ashbrook- - sophomore.
loT - Barb"
d Ann O'Roark. junior.
Agriculture: Doylt Oliver, sophomore and Bill Phelps, junior.
Commerce: David. Noyes, freshman.
Education: Cliff Hagan, senior.
Engineering: Alan Steilberg, junHunt Perkins.. candidate fos representative at large, is in Graduate

sentative-at-large.

Slight Delay Expected
In Work On Frat Row
By KEN LITCHFIELD

Breakdown Given
breakdown of the classification
of the candidates for the Constitu
A

United Students Party candidates
running for election are:
Arts and Sciences Bill Billiter.
lowerclassman, and Curtis Songster,
upperclassman; Shirley Faquer, up- ,n. .nH v.nn.. rst
lowerclasswoman.
Henry Bennett,
Engineering
upperclassman
Agriculture
John Kuegel. low
erclassman. and Bill Moody, upperclassman.
Graduate School Jim Buell. repre-

Pictured from left to right are US candidates. ShirUNITED STUDENTS CANDIDATES
ley Fauquier, Henry Bennett, Bill Billiter, Yvonne Eaton, and Bruce Utter. Not shown are
Curtis Songster, John Kuegel, Bill Mcxxly, and Jim Buell.

Union.

representative-at-larg- e.

the candidate. Arts and Sciences
ballots will be cast in the Student

Engineering
Alan Steilberg, upperclassman.
Hunt Perkins,
Graduate School

closets.

Lex-inuto- n,

Cliff Hagan,

lower or upperclassman.

Constitutionalists' Platform

UK Students
To Perform

two-thir-

be elected in the spring of the 1954-5- 5
school year. At the sam time,
of new asthe remaining
sembly members will be elected.
Spring elections "are held in the
early part of May.
With the exception of the College
of Arts and Sciences, all colleges will
cast their ballots for SGA candidates In the college represented by

Arts und Sciences Tom Brabant,
lowerclassmnn; Glenn Sanderfur,
upperclassman; Barbara Ashbrook,
lowerclasswoman, and Ann O'Roark.
upperclasswoman.
Doyle Oliver,
Agriculture
and Bill Phelps, upperclassman.
David Noyes.
Commerce

one-thir- d

School.

For the United Students Farty,
the classification of candidate is as
follows:

Art and" Sciences:.' Bill Billiter,
.
snnhomore: Curtis Sonester. -tanior:
,
Yvonne Eaton, sophomore, and Slur- ley Fauquier, senior.
Agriculture: "John Kuegel, sopho
more, and Bill Moody, junior,
Commerce: Bruce ..Utter, sopho.' ' ,
more.
. Engineering: Henry Bennett, junior. .
. ;'.
James Buell, candidate for representative at large Is in the Graduate
1

School.

The name for the United Students
Party candidate for Education lias
'
.
not been announced.

State Legislature
To Hear Proposal

Ik-l)V

(JUlCei'S

one of equal representation of
selecting candidates from lxth

By RONNIE BUTLER

George Shadoan, president
1. To continue its policy of representing all the students. Independents and Greeks.
2. To attempt to change the time of issuing parking tickets so
that there is unrestricted parking after 2 p.m., instead of the
present policy of restricted parking until 4 p.m.
3. To investigate the possibility of securing a smoking lounge
in the library.
4. To provide more parking space; especially around the Scott
Street Barracks.
5. To arrange to have candv and coke machines put in all the
i
l
l
-:
.ti.. .... t. .. n ...
uiuiuiniis on campus, especially in me .Aiiricuuure i.
duuuiii" ami
,
,
ne hbrary.
6. To initiate a thorough investigation of the Suky card section
problem.
7. To promote a plan for lx'tter telephone service in the Scott
Street Barracks.
To review the organization and functioning of the Judiciary
Committee of SGA with the purpose of bringing to the attention
of the students the action and operation of said committee.
9. To initiate a more complete analysis of the proposed amend ment to incorporate class officers into SGA for the purpose of
building up school spirit.
10. To promote active participation m the polices and sug- gestions of the National Student Association, if memlership in
this organization is accepted bv SGA.
.
11. To recommend a change in the holiday periods between
semesters and Easter, providing a shorter break between semesters,
but including a longer vacation perixl in the spring at Easter.
l,
12. To investigate the possibility of a stoplight on Limestone
Street opposite the College of the Bible and a stoplight on Hose
Street opposite the men's dorms.
.

Bringing an end to a inontli-I- d
subject of debate and argument, the Student Government
Association voted Monday night
to reject a proposed amendment
to its constitution which would
have made the election of clavs
officers possible.
The proposed amendment, which
would have been the ninth amer.ci- ment t0 SOA s constitution if it had
otra pasea. a nrsi made oy Ann
Marie O'Roark, Constitutional., t, on
Nov. 1. Originally. Miss O R ark
had suggested that SGA be converted to a bicameral body, to meet
separately and then convene.
However, after a specially ap- -

i.--

pointed committee had studied M
"VTD .... ..U
i, ... rir.,
tnat only class off,cers WItnout the
bicameral body, would be asked for
in the proposed amendment.
Asked For Four Officers
Jn ifs final form the ong preselUt,d
Monday night, the bill for amend- ment asked that four officers, presi- secretary, and
dent,
treasurer
eIected from the freh.
man, sophomore, junior, and senior

classes-

On Medical School
Building a medical school at UK
will be one of the suggestions made
to the General Assembly next year
by the Advisory
Committee on
Medical Education.

"fi

In addition to suggesting further
appropriations to the medical school
at the University of Louisville and
financing Kentucky students at
schools, the committee will
advise building one at UK at a cost
of between $11 and 16 million dol
lars.
The State Legislative Research
Commission estimated that it would
TONY PASTOR
take 10 years or more to establish
To Play Saturday
the desired kind of medical school
here, and the committee, while urging that plans for its construction
start as soon as the state's finances
permit, advised that the state increase Its grant to the U of L by
$5,000 and send 25 students a year
to medical schools outside Kentucky
Tony Pastor, vocalist and saxo
for $37,500 annually. In addition it phone expert, will play at the Inter- suggested increasing the Rural fraternity Dance from 8 to 12 p.m..
Scholarship Fund for medical stu- - oaiuraay in me can nwm oi uic
Student Union. Jess Gardner. IFC
The suggestions were made to help presidenti announced this week.
correct the shortage of doctors and
wilI hp formaI ,nd
rian
medical facilities in Kentucky which ub,e reservations have been made.
is shown by the fact that there are Late permission wiu not be given t0
less doctors per capita in the state WQmen attending the dance Dean
than 40 years ago
of Women, Sarah B. Holmes, said.
It is requested that no flowers be

Town Meeting Set
In Coliseum Tuesday

"America's Town Meeting of the promptly at 8 p m. when the ColiAir," a nationally broadcasted dis- seum doors will be closed.
cussion radio program, will be preTopic of discussion in the prosented in Memorial Coliseum at 8 gram will be "What Are the Prosp.m., Tuesday as the next Com- pects for the President's Legislative
munity Concert Series attraction of Program?" Moderator will be
the year.
Hitchcock, professor of speech
Doors of the Coliseum will open at at Iowa State University and ad6:45 p.m. for the program. A re- ministrative assistant to the presihearsal will be held at 7:15 p.m. and dent of Town Hall. Inc.. the corporathe actual broadcast will begin tion that runs the Town Meeting.
Congressmen Serve
Two congressmen. Representative
and ConSidney R. Yates
gressman Gerald R. Ford Jr.
w ill serve with Hitchcock on
CrS
?Cei VC
Or-vil- le

Pastor Will Play
For IFC Dance

Senior Considered
For Rhodes Grant

'JOXC

ville.
Two students from each of six
states, Ohio, Indiana. Illinois, Mich- igan, Wisconsin, and Kentucky, will
compete for four scholarships to
Oxford next fall.
Dr. S. H. Kornhauser. from the
U. of L. medical school was chairman of the selection committe that
included Barry Bingham, editor of

The winners in the ODK tag sales
contest will be announced at half
y
time of the Wake
basketball game Monday night. Jim
Perry, secretary of ODK, announced.
Awards will, be presented to winners and runners up in both sorority
and fraternity divisions.
The delay in making the awards
the Courier-Journa- l;
Martin Wagner, executive director of the Louis- was due to the new complicated perville labor management committee: centage basis on which the contest
is now judged and the closeness be- Dr. Elvis Stahr. dean of the College of Law; and Dr. Shelby McCloy. tween the first and second place
piulcsSMi ui history.
sororities, Perry said.
Forest-Kentuck-

.).

the board.
Three prominent Lexington journalists will be chosen to serve as
assistant moderators with Dean Elvis Stahr. Dean A. D. Kirwan and
Prof. Jasper Shannon on the
gram.
Prof. Hitchcock, who is 44. ob- tained his Ph.D. degree from State
University of Iowa in 1936. He is a
member of the Speech Association
of America and editor of the speech
publication, "Speech Monographs."
Lravrs Law Practice
Congressman Ford left a Miehi- gan law practice when he was elect-- l
in
ed to Congress in 1948.
1951. he became a member of the
House Committee on Appropriations,
and in the 82nd Congress, w as a
member of the Army Civil Functions
and the Emergency
of the ComAgency
mittee on Appropriations.
Rep. Yates, a graduate of the Uni- versity of Chicago, has served as attorney for the Illinois State Bank
Receiver,
the Illinois Commerce
Commission's attorney. He is a
member of the House Appropriations
Committee and the Select Commit-- ;
tee on Small Business.
The Town Meeting of the Air will
be broadcast, coast to coast, bv the
American Broadcasting Company.
Students will be admitted to the
program on their identification

Five UK Army ROTC graduates,
commissioned as second lieutenants,
have received orders to report for
active military duty.
Col. Henry H. Rogers, professor of
science and tactics, an- nounced this week that William B.
Wash, Edward A. Kane. Jr., Lee W.
Hardesty. Fant W. Martin, and
Philip C. Kingsbury have received
orders to report to Fort Benning.
Georgia, in January, 1954.
The initial assignment of the of- ficers will be to the Infantry Of- ficers' Basic Course.

given.

ODK Tag Winners
To Be Announced

CwrtldlHtteS

Because of a lack of spacer available for the dance, Gardner said,
the dance will be restricted to fraternity men. who have been assessed
Floyd Cammack, a senior in Arts for the dance.. Last year's dance was
and Sciences from Lexington, was open to all students.
selected Wednesday as one of two
Chaperones for the dance will be
representatives from Kentucky to Mrs. George Newman. Kappa Kappa
the Rhodes Scholarship competition :Gamma; Mrs. Prentiss Beatty. Sig-i- n
Chicago this weekend.
ma Cni; Capt and Mrs Sears Mose
A modern foreign language major. Ze,
Beta Tau. CaDt and Mrs
Cammack is president of Phi Sigma Crawford Hicks, and A. S. Stein.
Iota, romance languages honorary.
He will represent the state along
with Robert J. Morris, a cadet from
West Point whose home is in Louis-

UK Judging Team
Wins Sixth Place
The University judging team
placed sixth in the intercollegiate
meat judging contest in the Inter- national Livestock Exposition held
in Chicago last week.
The University team, coached by
Dr. J. D. Kemp of the meats department of the College of Agriculture, made 2.649 out of a possible
3.120 points.
They judged and placed nine different classes of beef, pork and
lamb, including carcasses and wholesale cuts.
The team included James Padgett,
' Collas Simpson, Herbert Ockerman,
Randall Stull, and James D. Brogli.
'

cards,

Miss O'Roark's reasons for askniir
tne ssemWy to pass a blll n,aklr,
the election of class officers pos.s;b;e
ere based on what she termed pour
school spirit and a need for bet'er
represematioI1 of studer.ts m the
student government body.
After Monday night's arguments,
pro and con. had been batted b.icli
and forth, the bill for amendment
was tabled for 10 minutes to a'.; v
SGA president Carter Glass to d.-from the assembly roll call members who had not been attend. ni;

meetings.
Glass explained that, in order to
pass, the bill would have t be approved by
of the assembly. Only 17 members were present.
By cutting the official roll cull from
u,i-thir32 to 25 members, the neces.-.ir- v
of the assembly needed t
pas-- s the bill was obtained.
Roll t all Vote Obtained
A roll call vote showed five members opposed to the bill for amendment. 10 for the amendment, and
one abstension. Glass did not vote.
Because of the lack: of the t.vo- thirds ratification, the bill was defeated.
Some of the main argunien's u: n
against electing class officers were:
The fact that class officers are bet
coming less and less frecna-r.- i
large universities: fear that ells,
officers miht fall into the control
of fraternities and sororit.es. thereby
lessening true and equal
and the difficulty in iii.i'u.;
enough candidates ifrom 16 on up
for class officers.
two-thir-

repre-T.t.i-tio-

Kastliound Coach
Mav Ic Operated
The C & O Railway C.m;nnv
plans to operate a thrr.-- h ce..i h
from Lexington t; W.ishu.'.t n.
D. C. and New York nex' wetl-.rn- j
if there is enough demand
traveling ea.-- t for the hulid.ivR. S. Stewart, division p.:ssener
agent, announced this week.
A low group fare is availa'.!..' tor
students traveling together. S'ewart
said, and it will be epl.:.n..i t
anyone callim.' the ticket o:t:ce
.n.d
No deposit is ia cesar
there is no obligation tor call::u:.
The through car. which V'.'.l i be
attached to the George W.ishir. ::!'..
'will leave Lexington at 4.15 p :n.
next Friday and ream W.ishn.t u
at 8:25 a.m. Saturday. It Will arrive
in Baltimore at 9 4" a.m.. WMir.!';:- ton at 10 45 a.m.. Philadelphia at
2 lU p
11:22 a.m., Trenton at
York at
Newark at 1 p.m.. nnrt Ni-.

1:15 p.m.

* P.UTe 2

Fridav. Peeemlier

Failure To Solve Parking Problem
Leaves Drivers In Same Old Rut
AltiT mouths of hatting the parking problem hack
ami forth, tin' f acult student eommittee appointed
to investigate the situation has eome up with no
solution. Instead, it suimests that I'K retain its
present
system.
In its report to IVan M.
White, who
the committee, tin- jzroup declared," it feels
tltit it can ofier no other solution that will not meet
with equally weighty objections."
This is deplorable indeed, when one of the most
troublesome situations exist ni' on campus fails to
bring about any real action. A detailed study appears to luve leen made by the committee. Nevertheless, from tle students' standpoint, in particulai .
tlie investigation proved to l)e wasted effort, judging,
by tlie results. Tlie students are not interested in
detailed reports or statistics. They want positive
action on tlie matter.
As the University continues to jjrow. more cars
will be brought to the campus and more parking
places will be needed. Tle present system will
ultimately have to be re ised to accommodate these
additional ears. Why not do something alnnit it
now?
e
Several suggestions were discussed by the
but all of them were declared objectionable.
The ideas include:
1. Creation of enough parking space to accommodate all comers. This is a nice idea, but impossible. In acquiring additional space a large part of
the campus and perhaps even some of the buildings
would have to be converted into parking areas.
2. Retention of the present priority system and
closing the campus to all
cars. This
would be even more unfair than the existing system,
since too manv students with cars would have to be
1

cojn-mitte-

non-perm-

Too Few Students.

it tend First

Game

With Kentucky rated as one of the top basketball
j owers in the nation it seems reasonable to assume
tliat UK students would attend home games and
support their team.
But such is not the case.
Iast Saturday's game with Temple University at
the Memorial Coliseum drew less than 79 per cent
of the Kentucky student lxnly to see the first game
after a chastening year "suspension" from NCAA
competition.
University ticket officials said that two sections
of the seats reserved for students were not taken
at eight o'clock Saturday , and 7 SO standing room
were allowed to occupy them when
the game started. These supporters were apparently
willing to stand during the game, while l.()Sl students with reserved seats failed to attend and claim
their seats.
Let's hope the next home game Monday with
Wake Forest will slmw more UK spirit and a greater
turn-ou- t
for the team.
n. y.
ticket-holde-

You're Another One
B

JIM

B ARE I C KM AN

lagan and Company, last Friday, rolled up an
impressive victory against Temple. I lagan scored
Is. You've got this,
51 points against the hapless.
deal all wrong. Cliff. Those point averages are for
the w hole team.
Disturbing rumors have come our way concernof parking tickets issued to faculty
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mcnilicrs. Come, come now, boys and girls, let's
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turned away. In addition, a larger number of campus police would le required to patrol the parkin
areas.
3. Restriction of parking to hardship cases only,
including Ixith faculty and students. Such a suggestion is objectionable, since defining just which
are hardship cases is a problem in itself. There
aren't enough actual "hardship" cases to warrant the
restriction of all others from campus parking.
4. Opening tlie campus to all comers, except for
areas designated for disability or hardship cases.
This seems the most plausible suggestion. Careful
investigation could separate trie actual hardship
cases from drivers who would try to take unfair advantage of such a system. In addition, faculty members would not be completely slighted. Since most
of tliem arrive on campus early, they are practically
assured of finding parking space. Those win) don't
areas, just as the students.
may park in
Areas, such as the space tiehind tlie Agricultural
Experiment Station, should be utilized by car owners w ho are unable to park on campus.
If a positive step were taken toward solving the
present parking problem, the students would at
least have reason to believe the University is realh
attempting to remedy the situation. The adagt
"actions speak louder than words," might well be
applied in this case.
In the past weeks, your student newspaper has
been allotting space to information based on the
findings x the parking committee, under the assumption that the group would lie able to offer
workable suggestions. However, after looking over
th results, it appears that the space coiid have
been used to better advantage.

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right, as you guys know, we gotta luve candidates ready for The Endless Debating Society elections tomorrow. We gotta have people to run as
representatives of The Unlimited Yak Tarty. Any
suggestions."
"How about Hal E. Tenses?"
"Yeah, good idea. Hal's a gotnl
frat man, spends enough time in
The Grill to know everyone, and
can talk for hours without tiring."
"I nominate Dan D. Ruff."
"Accepted! Old Dan can confuse the best parliamentarian in
the country make motions to adjourn, table
move previous question sometimes he docs it
during roll call. This really fouls 'em up."
"Say, I think Kathy Claws would be fine for us."
"Wonderful! Kathv can make the stupidest motions in the world. Remeinln r whe n she moved tn
reduce the amount of air students breathe so as not
to endanger heavy clouds flying over school
busses?"
"We need one more candidate."
"How about another girl, Sy rupy Cert?"
"Marvelous! We've got it made if she's elected.
Syrupy Cert acts so syrupy that none of the boy s
would dream of defeating any motion she makes."
"Will the Platform Committee of The Unlimited
Yak party please present the preamble and the
platform?"
"WE. THE UNLIMITED YAK PARTY EXIST
TO FUNCTION TO FIND A FUKTOSE. WHENEVER STUDENT RIGHTS ARE INFRINGED
UPON, WE GUARANTEE TO SET UP AN INVESTIGATION COMMITTEE TO STUDY THE
POSSIBILITY OF CEASING TO EXIST TO
FUNCTION TO FIND A PURPOSE.
1. To place old bottle top machines on top of
Pike's Peak.
2. To investigate the possibility of reducing tlie
rate of ingrown toenails among moronic freshman.
3. To promote understanding between the University mascot and its fleas.
4. To recommend helicopter service, at reduced
rates for aged housemothers, between the University and the nearest comic book stand.
5. To continue our policy of never continuing
to carry out a policy.
6. To provide electric heaters, at reduced rates,
for housemothers who fall into icy ponds-- during
the winter.
7. To investigate the possibility of providing
mufflers, at reduced rates, to silence the wheezing
of noisy students with asthma.
8. To recommend that fraternities join unions,
in order to provide a union frat man to replace any
man who flunks out of school.
9. To investigate the possibility of allowing our
free student newspaper to go for two whole weeks
without accusing it of taking sides or distorting
news.
10. To investigate the possibility of tearing down
all classroom buildings in order to provide adequate parking space on the campus."
"Excellent platform. Does anyone have any ideas
as how to make sure our candidates get elected?"
"Let's use posters."
"Good idea! What can they say?"
"Well, first, von get the picture of vour candidate."
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dates themselves, who are dubious alxiut the
amount of time they will have to devote to the
student organization, should not hesitate to drop
out of the race.
Our SGA can be strengthened only by electing
the best representatives to membership. If we are
to have