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By Stephen Trimble

Senior Stafl~ lVriter

Two days after disclosing a
vague vision for higher

path to campus

Oct. 3, said Adam Edelen, a Pat—
ton campaign spokesman and a
UK political science student.
Forgy is expected to make
some remarks on his

 

education in this state,
the Republican candi—
date for governor will
bring his campaign to
UK's campus today.
The Student Gov-
ernment Association is
sponsoring a half-hour

question and answer ahead tion,” Samford said.
session with Larry V Forgy was UK's
Forgy in the Student . Vice President for
Center. lanyForgytmll Business Affairs and
Immediately follow- annuerquesttons treasurer during the
ing that session, UK’s ”1230 Student late 1960s and earlv

College Republicans
have organized a cam-
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Speech Area.

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Center at noon.
His rally starts at on the
12:30 p.711. in the
Free Speech Area.

policies for higher
education, said David
Samford, College
Republicans president.

“1 imagine, since he
is coming home, he’ll
make some remarks
about higher educa—

1970s. He has served
Board of
Trustees and the
Council on Higher
Education since then.

 

 

planned on hosting a
debate between Forgy and his
opponent, Lt. Gov. Paul Patton,
said Heather Hennel, SGA vice
president.

But scheduling conflicts pre-
vented the two from meeting at
once, she said. Instead, SGA is
sponsoring question-answer ses-
sions with both candidates.

Patton will come to campus on

 

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short-term stressful situations.

VTake a break.

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being upset over the situation.

VList all of the things that you
need to do right away.

Here are some ways to handle
long-term stressful situations.

VChoose your own goals.

VBecome a part of a support
system.

VThink positive.
VKeep expectations realistic.

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On Monday, Porgy
and Patton discussed higher edu-
cation issues at length for the first
time at a luncheon in Lexington’s
Radisson Plaza Hotel.

The Kentucky Advocates for
Higher Education, which are call-
ing for a $100 million increase for
higher education spending in the

 

 

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Stress counseling is available

By Jennifer Fleming
Contributing ll'riter

Tests, papers, classes and relation—
ships —— these stresses are a part of every
college student's life that must be dealt
with in the right way, or disastrous prob-
lems may occur.

College can be a stressful time.
Between writing papers and attending
classes, students must also eat.

Many students stay up all night study—
ing for tests and writing papers. Is this
really healthy?

\Vhen does stress become unhealthy?

According to the American College
Health Association's brochure “Stress in
College,” without some stress, people
wouldn’t get a lot done. Stress triggers
the release ofadrenaline in the body.

When people become more stressed,
more adrenaline is released. Negative
stress occurs when a person does not
deal with stress. When stress becomes a
problem for a student, he or she needs to

be aware ofit so help can be received.

“\Vhen I get stressed, I either take a
nap or plop down on the couch and
watch a little Star Trek," said Todd
Hash, a journalism senior. The Univer-
sity Counseling and Testing Center,
located in Frame Hall, offers free coun-
seling services to students who attend at
least six hours at UK, the .\Iedical Cen-
ter or at Lexington (Lcommunity Col»
lege, and are not in a master’s course.

These services address a wide variety
of issues and stress management. There
are 50-minute individual and group
counseling sessions once a week, 15 ses-
sions per academic year, and all records
are kept confidential.

“The counseling center is a place
where people can come to vent their
feelings in a safe, confidential environ—
ment,” said Nikki Fulks, director of the
counseling center.

Fulks said students must “pay atten—
tion to their body" and know their lim-
its.

“Common—sense things" such as ade—
quate rest, managing time, a healthy diet
and regular exercise are all important for
students to remember, especially when
exam time comes.

There are many danger signs of

stress. Some are: difficulty sleeping or
sleeping too much, appetite problems,
nervous stomach, headaches, prolonged
anxiety, a constant rapid heart rate and
trouble concentrating or seeing solu—
tions to problems.

Stress is a problem for many students.

“College is very stressful," said
Tiffany Alilliken, a communications
sophomore. “\Vith all the different class
schedules that you have to keep up with,
it's impossible not to be stressed out. I
think the word ‘college’ also initiates the
word ‘stress.’”

Students who think they need to con—
tact someone for help can call 257-8701
or visit the UK Counseling 8t Testing
Center in 301 Frazee Hall to make an
appointment.

Students
redesign

[IOWIIIOWII

By Billy Hyllon

(.‘ontrihnting Writer

A group of upper—level UK stu-
dents majorin in architecture and
landscape architecture are work—
ing on a project that will design a
new downtown Lexington.

They are working in the Urban
County Government ballroom,
where the students are participat-
ing in “Downtown Redesi
Charrette,” sponsored by t e
Downtown Lexington Corpora-
tion.

The charrette, or “period of
intense design,” focuses on nine
areas consisting of intersections,
entry ways or blocks. Each of the
nine areas of study has its own sta-
tion in the ballroom. The students
will present their ideas to the Ken—
tucky Heritage Council on Satur-
day. A presentation open to the
public will be scheduled to occur
within the next few weeks.

The students are completely
revamping various components of
the downtown area. Different
urban landscapes such as one—way
streets, abandoned buildings, clut-
tered telephone lines and parks are

Four percent salary hike
part at biennial request

By Jenniter Smith
.l lanagmg Editor

 

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SIZING IT 11" A rthiterture student josh ()tto works on a design.

being considered for revision.
Residential housing and the influx
of people are also very important.

“We’re trying to look at the
bi ger icture,” saidJayVoskuhl,
a ourt —year landscape architec—
ture student. “I am interested in
seeing a better linkage to UK
because the campus and down—
town departments seem to func-
tion independently, ignorin the
fact that each is in the ot er's
backyard."

Tony Rawe, a fourth-year
architecture student, wanted to
liven up Church Street.

“This road 'ust needs charac-
ter,” he said. “ ight now its onl
purpose seems to be linking Mill
and Limestone streets."

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Everyone involved in the pro—
gram seems to have a universal
goal in mind: building a sense of
community.

“We want the college to be
involved with the communi ',"
said Dean of the College of Ardlti—
tecture David Mohney.

He also announced his efforts
of obtaining a permanent studio
next to the Kentucky Theatre.

Perhaps the most exciting part
of the roject is the resentation.
Instead) of using on y traditional
layouts to illustrate their ideas, the
students have a new medium. A
$150,000 computer, on loan from
Silicon Graphics, incorporates the
research with a virtual reality pro—

gram.

 

A 4 percent salary increase over a two—year period
and a 3 percent increase for University operating
expenses are just two highlights of a recently
approved UK biennial request.

The University’s Board of Trustees endorsed the
document, which will be given to the state, who tilti-
mately decides how many of the actual requests will
be granted.

“This biennial request is based only on money
from the state,” UK President Charles \Vethington
told the trustees yesterday. “The amounts are the
totals it would take to give a 4 percent (salary)
increase to those paid with state money."

The re nest is first submitted to the Council on
Higher Education. After the council acts on it, it is
given to the governor for his recommendations and
on to the le 'slature for final action in the 1996 Gen—
eral Assemb y.

The total state funding requested for the Commu—
nity College System in 1996-97 is $40.3 million and
$10.6 million for the following two years. For the
University System, the 1996-97 request totals $78
million and $24.2 million in the next two years.

\rVethington asked the trustees to pay close atten—
tion to the arts of the request dealing with the Com—
munity College System.

If funded, the system would receive more than $20
million in program improvements. Specifically, the
request deals with community college salaries.

“We're trying to bring the community college fac-
ulty salaries half way between the average public
school salary and the average University salary,"
VVethington said. “In some instances, ublic school
teachers in the state are making significantly more
(money) than community college salaries.”

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NEWShytes

m Senate passes
historic wellare bill

WASHINGTON w Sweeping away six
decades of social policy and its own deep divisions,
the Senate passed a welfare overhaul bill yesterday
that cancels the federal government‘s guarantee to
support the poor and puts thousands of single
mothers to work.

An alliance of moderate Democrats and Repub-
licans engineered the compromise legislation and
gave the GOP blueprint its 87—13 vote, after insist—
ing on billions more dollars for child care and
rejecting demands to cut aid to teen—agers and
women who have more babies on welfare.

GOP conservatives have vowed to push the
final bill closer to the House formula, with its out-
right ban on cash welfare for unmarried teen—age
mothers and a “faitiily cap" denying higher bene-
fits to mothers on welfare who have more babies.

But the \Vhite House has made clear that Presi-
dent Clinton would veto the House version, and
from he warned lawmakers against giving into
“extremist pressure" and walking away from “this
bipartisan American common ground."

House ready to investigate Gingrich

\VASHINGTUN -— The House ethics com
mittee seems ready to hire an outside counsel to
investigate Speaker Newt Gingrich, GOP sources
said yesterday.

As the committee staff began to interview
potential counsels, its five Republican and five
Democratic members had not met to decide on
the final breadth ofan investigation.

Popcorn “:0" "I'Ville Bellenllacllel' dies
CORONADO, Calif. — Orville Redenbacher,

whose devotion to creating and promoting a fluffi—
er, tastier snack turned him into a bowutied pop—
corn icon, was found dead yesterday. He was 88.

Redenbacher was found in his condominium
bathtub in the morning, said Robert Engel, a med-
ical examiner‘s investigator. The cause and exact
time of death were under investigation.

Instantly recognizable by his natty bow tie and
sus enders and his neatly parted white hair,
Re enbacher made himself famous through cheer-
ful, folksy commercials.

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ATLANTA —- Peace negotiator, poet and for-
mer president, Jimmy Carter, has
written his first children's book.

“The Little Baby Snoo le-Flee-
jer," scheduled for refease in
November by Times Books, was
written by Carter and illustrated
by his daughter, Amy.

The book, about a sea monster
that befriends a boy, is based on a
story Carter used to tell his chil— Clflfl
dren when thev were young.

Amy, a graduate student in art, said the collabo-
ration with her father worked well.

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Con ratulations to those
De ta Zeta’s on Dean’s
List for Spring 1995

Kirsten O’Neil
Jessica Raile

Jennifer Graff
Susan Hines
Tiffany Jarboe Jill Rockhol
Janine Kossen C nthia Stringer
Susanne Kuczak C ristina Tuggey
Stephanie Lother

SGA is Sponsoring
a Q & A Session
with

Larry Forgy

in Rm 230, Student Ctr.
From 12—12:30

Wednesday, September 20

All students are
encouraged to attend
and ask questions.

CALL 257-3191 FOR
MORE INFORMATION.

Paul Patton will be on
cam us Oct. 3rd for Q & A
Time Place to be announced

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n its 10th year, the Lambda
fl Chi Alpha social fraternity’s
\Vatermelon Bust went off
without any problems in the intra—
mural fields on South Campus
Saturday. The “bust," as it is
affectionately called, raises money
for the fraternity's philanthropy,
the Nest. The Nest is a charity for
battered and abused children.
Events for the bust included an
watermelon eating relay race, a
tug-o-war over a pit of smashed

 

 

 

 

 

watermelons.

Azure Weis, an Alpha Omicron
Pi freshman, was crowned the
“Watermelon Queen” because she
raised the most money for the

 

Nest. In all, Weis raised $375.
“All I did was I asked people for
their money for the philanthropy
and they just gave the money to
me,” Weis said. “Everyone is so

 

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nice and generous.”

When asked how it felt to be
“crowned” the Watermelon
Queen, Azure said: “It was just
great —- it was all good.”

it dillicult to SLIP all campus

"K makes

Questions, questions, questions

Students seem to be having
both complex and basic problems
with many of the computer sys—
tems on campus. I received many
questions, which I hope I have
answered to the satisfaction of
those whom have asked.

However, 1 received many
questions I feel are worthy ofdis—
cussion in this article. The ques.
tion I have been asked the most up
to this point is how a student can
get around the firewall set up on
the SLIP lines for students.

The answer is there is no way
for the average student to get
around the firewall. Unfortunately
for people at home, you must use
an on—line service such as UK
Online to get full access off—cam—
pus, Basically from home, all you
ma ' do is view homepages at UK,
and use your local accounts.

Students who SLIP accounts
obtain them usually do not realize
that, with the student SLIP lines,
it is not possible to access comput-
er services off campus.

 

This is because of
the firewall on the
server. For all of you
who are not following
what a SLIP connec-
tion is, it is a way for
students, at home, to
remotely (over the
modem) connect their
home system to UK.

This connection

 

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information will be
able to get back.
You may ask why
this firewall is up, and
why the University
does not want students
accessing sites off
campus. Actually, I
find this frustrating
myself, but I do
understand the Uni-

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allows the students
(from home) to use
NetScapc, ftp files, and
telnet to their accounts on
campus. Also, students can ,

use Eudora from their
home PC.
A firewall does not

allow information to come

 

versity’s reasoning.
The University does not
want students to hold up
the telephone lines for
. extended periods of time. It
'v_ ‘ is entirely possible for some
' ,, students (I would probably
be included in this catego—
‘ ry) to leave a SLIP connec—

to you from outside of “may”, tion runningindefinitelyon
UK. If a student tries to ill" their phone lines, thus
access a homepage off , , tying up the SLIP lines for
campus, they will access it, C("f'mhmmfl other students.

,o/umnm

but no information from
that site will be displayed
on their screen. This is also the
case with ftp—ing (File Transfer
Protocol) to sites out of UK, no

With this in mind, the
University erected the fire-
wall. As a result of the limited
resources, it is necessary to limit
each student, and the easiest way

is to limit off-campus access. It
makes sense —~ how would you
like it ifyou needed to check your
mail but you could never get a free
phone line because some crazed
net surfer was looking at home—
pages in Australia>

The best way to access things
off campus is to go to a cam us
microlab. While in the micro ab,
you do not have to worry about
the firewall, and the speed of the
connection is far greater than any
you could ever manage at home.

Next time you are in a micro-
lab, ask the consultant on duty to
show you how to load NetSca e
— you will enjoy it. I would like
to thank all the people that have
sent me questions, and I hope my
answers are enlightening. E-mail
your questions — my address is
dwayne@ewl.uky.edu or you may
fill out a question form I have on
my homepage and submit it, the
address for my homepage is
http://www.ewl.uky.edu/~dwayne.
Contributing Columnist Dwayne Hill is

a computer science sophomore.

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Lott to host College
Republican fundraiser
From PAGE 1

next two years, hosted the lun—
chcon.

Neither candidate promised to
raise funding for the state’s higher
education system.

A dispute involving an engi-
neering program in western Ken—
tucky could bring massive reform
to the hi her education leadership
process, e warned.

But only Forgy has confirmed
he will come.

Other candidates who have
indicated they may appear include
State Auditor candidate, Will T,
Scott; and Secretary of State can-
didate, Steve Crabtree.

Note:

VSen. Trent Lott, R—Miss., has
a reed to host a fund—raiser for
t e College Republicans on Oct.
13, Samford said. Lott is the US.
Senate’s Majority Whip. Ticket
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VBIOGRAPHY: Born in New
Orleans, Oct. 18, 1961. Other
musicians in tamily include
brothers Brantord and Ellis.
Brantord is best known as the
ex-band leader on the Jay Leno
Show.

VPERFORMANCE HISTORY:
Attended the Juilliard School in
New York. The same year, at age
18, started playing with Art Blake-
ly and the Jazz Messengers.
Began recording career in 1982
and has since released 35 titles
on Sony Records.

VAWARDS: Marsalis has won
eight Grammys. In 1984,
Marsalis was the first musician to
win both best jazz and best clas-
sical performing awards. He is
also the youngest musician in
history to win a Grammy for best
jazz solo performance, which
Marsalis recieved for three con-
secutive years.

 

 

 

By Brian Privett

xi rtr Editor

Jazz living legend \Vynton
Marsalis will be bringing big band
jazz back to Lexington tonight,
conducting the Lincoln Center
Jazz Orchestra through some of
the best of classic jazz songs.

The Lincoln Center Jazz
Orchestra will be performing this
evening at the Otis A. Singletary
Center at 8. Tickets run 512 for
students, $17.50 for faculty and
staff and $22.50 for the general
public.

Tickets are still available for
tonight's show, but on a very lim—
ited basis. Sponsors, the Student
Activities Board, are expecting the
show to sell out.

The Lincoln Center Jazz
Orchestra started out as a summer
concert series in 1987, with the
notion of educating and informing
the American public about jazz, a
purely American form oftnusic.

Nlarsalis’ association with the
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series and he has since moved up
to the title of Artistic Director of
the Center.

Marsalis was born in New
Orleans, where he started to be
serious about studying trumpet at
the age of 12, playing in marching
bands, funk bands and classical
youth orchestras.

Out of high school, .\1arsalis
entered the Juilliard School in
New York City at the age of IS
and quickly became the famous
performance school's top trumpet
student.

Then just as quickly as
Marsalis‘ successes came at Juil
liard, the same year he stepped out
into the spotlight of modern jazz,
landing a role with Art Blakely
and the Jazz Messengers and
began his recording career in
1082, at the tender age of21.

It has been all uphill since then
for Marsalis, who has surpassed all
other tnodern jazz musicians in
popularity and awards. He has
produced a catalogue of albums
and won eight Grammy Awards.

Marsalis has become a outspo—
ken voice in the arts and music
education over the past few years,
trying to re—introduce Americans
to jazz. He has also influenced the
modern jazz scene by causin a
resurgence of older jazz, like Ee-
bop and big band sounds.

Even though Alarsalis overv
shadows the rest of the members
of the Orchestra, all the players
are big time and bi r names.
Names like \Yess Anderson on
sax, Cyrus Chesnut on piano and
Ryan Kisor on trumpet stand out
as sortie ofthe best of modern jazz
musicians.

Anderson achieved much
acclaim after the release of his first
album last year, IVumIdudt/y in the
Garden riszring, and has toured
with Marsalis and his band and
then with the \Vynton .Marsalis
Septet.

Randall Haywood, trumpet,
met Marsalis at age 13 when
\Yynton invited him to play on a
PBS series called, “Marsalis on
Music." Since then, Haywood has

made it to the ripe age of 16 and
plays with the Lincoln CenterJazz

Orchestra when not in high
school inJacksonvilIe, Fla.
Under the direction of

Marsalis, the Lincoln Center Jazz
Orchestra has not only become a
source of influence and has
achieved critical praise, but popu-
lar success as well.

The group has played every—
where from Japan to the Mon-
terey Jazz Festival and regularly
plays towns and cities all over the
United States.

The group‘s popularity may
stem from its songbook, which
includes works of some of the
most well—known jazz musicians,
like Louis Armstrong, Duke
Ellington, Thelonius Monk and
Jelly Roll Morton.

The Lincoln Center hopes that
its jazz program, along with the
Orchestra, will help establish jazz
as a fine art and specify a jazz
canon, or a group of songs that
stand out as exemplarv iazz.

Musical Theatre to perform Sondheim musical

By Tara Anderson
Stuff II 't'itrr

A bunch of people acting silly
in togas and it's not a fraternity
party?

No, it's “A Funny Thing Hap-
pened on the \Yay to the Forum,"

which opens tomorrow night as
the first production of Lexington
Musical Theatre‘s 25th season.
Performances begin tomorrow
night and run this weekend and
next weekend at the Kentucky
Horse Center Pavilion on Paris
Pike. For ticket information, call

 

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of your bank account, multiply~
ing your money by a hundred.

Gemini (May 21 ~ June 20)
You are hit bv a car. \Vait —
this is a good thing. You are vir-
tually unhurt, but the driver is a
lawsuit-weary CEO of a major
industrial company who decides
to simply give you a million
bucks instead of going through
the hassle oflitigation.

Cancer (June 21 — July 22)
You win a fantastic summer
internship in Hell, where you
assist the devil in manufactur-
ing sulfur and brimstone and
torturing lost souls. Make sure
you don't put “I worked for
Satan" on your resume, thou rh,
because that's creepy. Try “fire
management technician"
instead.

Leo Only 23 - Aug. 22) You
go to a palm reading. The psy-
chic starcs intently at your right
hand for a few minutes and
solemnly says, “1 hate to tell
you this, but you should be
dead." You reply, “\Vell, actual—
ly, I have died, but I swindled
(Sod in a ame of three—card
monte, am He had to let me
return to life.”

Virgo (Aug. 21 — Sept. 22
Two assassins from the year

 

 

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2021 travel back in time to pre-
vent you from growing up to be
a great military leader who
leads a revolt. You fall to your
knees and beg them for mercy
immediately. \Yhen they see
what a sniveling coward you
are. they decide that you could
never rrow up to be anything
but a big sissy, and return to
their own time.

Libra (Sept. 23 — Oct. 22)
It’s good to be aggressive in the
world of romance, but walking
up to potential dates and
declaring “(Io out with me, or 1
will hang myseItI" is a tad
extreme.

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You wire an enemy's bedroom
and broadcast the funny animal
noises he makes during his next
sexual encounter all over cam—
pus. In the spirit of good practi-
cal joking, he gets you back by
wiring your bedroom to
explode, broadcasting your
body parts all over campus.

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21) You have a very pleasant
week well, except for Satur-
day, when crazed organ thieves
kidnap you, and remove your
liver.

(Zapricom (Dec. 22 - Jan.
19) Just before giving the pre—
sentation which represents half
your grade in your tnost impor—
tant class, you develop a thick
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Raggy, rooks rike ris rill ruck?

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Through yet another bizarre
bank error, two zeroes are sub-
tracted from the end of your
bank account. Boy, as if it
weren't bad enough being a
scumAof-tlteeliarth Pisces, now
you're broke, too.

 

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ater senior who plays Panacea, a
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