xt75736m1455 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt75736m1455/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19420506 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, May 6, 1942 text The Kentucky Kernel, May 6, 1942 1942 2013 true xt75736m1455 section xt75736m1455 The Kentucky Kernel ON PAGE EIGHT Conference Win Highlights Sjwrts In Donovan's Year ON PAGE TWO The Old And The New Clasp Hands Today UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY VOLUME XXXII LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. WEDNESDAY. Z2 MAY i. NUMBER Ill 53 Thousands To Witness Donovan Inauguration r...umc r..irol To Aid US Red Cross Murder Mystery Opens Tonight At Guignol Theatre At Street Dance By JAY WILSON 1 y ill " II ... '.time co-e- d OVliili BOB .DAVIS litis charge of the Suky Sluing iui nival. 'Tyler. piesident of Lances and Jim Crowley, president of SuKy. Nominees for the Carnival Queen are made by the fraternities and concessions, sponsoring sororities and the final selection will be in the hands of the executive committee of the Spring Carnival. The Carnival Queen will be judged on her general appearance and popularity on the campus, although the originality, popularity, and general appearance of the booth will also plav some part in the chcice. Ross Hunter and Dave Kinnaird. who are managing the night club, announced that thev had "spared nothing in obtaining the best talent available for the show They listed such well known campus entertainers os Bettv Wells Roberts. Aubrey Russell. Three Little Maids, JU8I1 Pennock. Sara Revel Eitlll, Joe Famularo: and. from Lexington. Waller Allender, ' blackface ' song and dance'" artist. They added that this list would probably s several people had be asked to be on this University program which will donate all profits to the Red Cross. Dt-lts- ride-sho- inci-ease- lv infill;; with it all the traditiun. the pomp, the splendor of atadcinic procession amid the spires of old Oxford, the inaugural inaiih of President Herman L. Donovan will enter Stoll lit Mulder, suspense and excitement-"Cr- y Havoc" which opens at the uignol Theater tonight, has all the qualities of a thriller. The play, written and directed by Greer Johnson, a former student at the University, promises to be one of the best attractions of this season.- The scene is laid in a farmhouse in a thinly populated section of New England. Nine persons are snowed in with murder, mystery and it's up to you to guess who did it. But, "truth will out," and just before the curtain falls in the last act, the murderer confesses. The entire cast turns in a grand performance but much of the credit for "Cry Havoc" goes to the technical staff of the Guignol for the excellent lighting effects. Catherine Wheeler, as Harriet Tvler, repeats her splendid perform-- I a nee in "Ladies in Retirement", and Lorraine Landers, a Transylvania player and also veteran Guignolite. is excellent in her role of Amanda To Be Presented Donovan To Be Installed; In First Inaiignralioii Since 1918 0. HOLLAND OF WASHINGTON By LOIS OGDEN Carnival Queen The University will we its first Spring Carnival Saturday night when SuK" and Lances sponsor a fun festival in crder to raise money for the American Red Cross. The Carnival, which will be located along the drive behind the Union building, combines the rowdy gaiety of the circus with the smooth sophistication of a New York iii jlit club More than twenty fraternities and sororities are busily engaged in building booths which each group claims will contain "the greatest :how on earth." Typical concessions are the "Horror House" of Uie Alpha Gams; the "Hoop-Lagame of the ChiO's: as Baseball Pitching" with a your victim as planned by the Kappas: nd many other crazy, ridiculously funny antics. The Greek boys have also used their imagination in pulling a few tricks out of their ringmaster's hat. One group is planning to capture three geese which spectators will endeavor to encircle with small rings. Another is considering running a "bicycle derby" every thirty minutes, vtiile Oscar Patterson, of the Phi . remains strangely secretive but doggedly claims that his boys w ill take off first honors for the best at the Carnival. In addition to the many booths that are planned. Dee A. Akers and his orchestra will play for a free street dance from 7:30 until 10 p.m. Atop the cuter balcony of the Union building will be a miniature night club which mill present two floor shows during the evening. Couples may dine and dance in much the same manner thty could at Earl Carrol's and the saving is terrific. At the close of the second floor show the Carnival Queen will be presented by Master of Ceremonies Jimmy Coffee. She will be lnfor-malcrowned by Bob Hilknmeyer, DR. E. Catherine Taylor, as Joan Bruce, and John Dupre. a newcomer, as Glenn Mitchell, share the love in terest and the job of master de- IS MAIN SPEAKER Bevis Of Ohio State To Deliver Address At Dinner Tonight .in lit Id Dr. Ernest O Holland, president of Washington State college, will deliver the principal address at the inaugural ceremonies this afternoon. Piesident Holland, a native of Bennington, Indiana, received his Ph. D. degree from Columbia uni-- j versity in 1912. He also holds' ail A B.. from the University of In- diana. During the summers of 1905 and 1919 he studied in Europe " . and in 1923 he again went to Europe , and studied social and economic conditions. He taught In high school in Indiana and in Louisville beforej accepting a position at Indiana uniJ versity. President Holland was superintendent of schools in Louisville from : 1911 to 1916. He has been an elector for the Hall of Fame since 198. H e is a member of Phi Beta Kappa, Sigma Chi. Phi Delta Kappa. Phi Kappa Phi. and Sigma Delta Chi. DINNER SPEAKER Principal speaker at the inaugural dinner will be President Howard L. Bevis of Ohio State university. .,. ..... .....x f President Bevis, seventh president of Ohio State, was born in HamilDR. HERMAN L. DONOVAN ton Ccunty, Ohio, and attended .v the .sixth will he inaugurated loila resident of the UniCincinnati Technical school. He received S. J. D. degree from Harvard versity in ceremonies on Stoll field. Hi' is the onl alumnus ei'er to serve as head of the institution. university in 1920. Admitted by the Ohio bar in 1910. he continued to practice until he entered the government service in the first Woild War. He served in J -- ;v ; :: tecting. Virginia Eggemeyer. who is also making her first appearance at Guignol. does an excellent job with her role of Rose, the servant girl. Carlisle Spencer and Bill Har- baugh. in the roles of Horace Tyler and Bernard Steel, are to be com- -' mended on the interpretation of their parts. Both are making first appearances. Jack Paritz. as Felix Willard. the lawyer gives an outstanding per-- , formance James Tyler, as Titus Tvler. has his longest role to date and he handles it well. It is impossible to say much about the Ordnance department and the the characters without divulging the United States army air service. identity of the real murderer but In 1921 he was appointed profesagain it can be said that the entire sor of law at the University of Cinis- splendid. cast cinnati. In 1931 he became director of finance for Ohio, and in 1933 he was named justice of the Supreme Initiation of new members of Court of Ohio. He was named faculty member Lances, junior men's leadership fraternity, will be held at 8:15 p.m. to- - at Harvard university in 1935 but morrow in rooms 205 and 206 of the delayed acceptance to serve as director of finance for Ohio. Union building. Lances Initiation at 3 p. in. iits,.,U.,M tlr.,.. Donovan's Life A Record 01' Work, Slnd), Service Herman Lee Donovan was born Patrick "for the fine Irish sound of March 17. 1887. in Mason County, Ky., the son of Arthur James and Arinda Ann Siielton Donovan. Reared on a Kentucky farm. Doctor Donovan attended schools in Mason county and was graduated from the Minerva (Mason county) high school in 1905. One of the minor regrets of his life is that he was not named it". Born in a log cabin he began working when he was just hiyh enough to stand on a soap box and help his mother wipe dishes. After graduation from Minerva High school he was principal for one year at a school at Continued on page eight lodav. learned scholars represtinini; oer L'OO universities, tolleges, aiul soieties. Dr. Donovan will be installed as the sixth piesident. in this, the 73th anniversary of the University's foiiiidintr. Thousands are expelled lo witness the itreniony. , Thtmas Poe Ccoper. dean of the " ' Agriculture and home economics college, will preside at the exercises Donovan's which will open with the playing of To Be On WLAP the National Anthem by the Univer-cit- y band. The invocation in will read Due to the fact that by the Rev. Jesse Herrmann, pajt will be unable to attend of the Second Presbyterian church. the inauguration exercises at 3 The principal address. "The Chal-- j p.m. todav. President Herman L lenge of igher Education in a World Donovan has made a recording Aflame." will be delivered by Ernest of his address. "What I See From Attended by a host of Address many-peopl- e Phi Beta Initiates ' Students, Patrons Phi Beta, national professional fraternity of music, drama and the dance held its annual Founder's day ceremonies and spring initiation yes- terday at the Phoenix hotel. Eleven students were taken into the honorary and eight patrons were inducted Mr. and Mrs Clarence Geiger. Mr. and Mrs. Gentry Shelton. Prof. Ford Montgomery, Prof. E. F. Rannells, Mrs. Sarah B. Holmes, and C. G. Dickerson were installed as patrons. The new initiates are Betty Aldrich. Columbus. Ind.; Betty Jane Brewer, Paintsville; Doris Jean Golden. At- lanta. Ga.: Priscilla Graddy. Mabel Gumm. and Barbara Rehm. all of Lexington: Patsy Horkan. Gainesville. Ga.. Elizabeth Lewis. Anchor- age; Mildred Fay Newkirk. Fal- mouth: Ruth Pace. Ridgeway. Va.; and Louise White. Henderson. Norma Rose. Tazewell. Tenn . wad in charge of banquet arrangements. ' University Of Kentucky Once A Division Of Transylvania College; Was Created By State As Agriculture - Mechanical College In 1865 School Buildings Stand On Ground Once Used As Park John A. Williams Of Bourbon County Was First President Of The University of Kentucky The University rome into existence following the pasragc of a legislative act of February 28. 1865, which completed arrangements for the merging of the older Kentucky University, now Transylvania college, and the Agricultural and Mechanical college into one institution. The college opened its doors in October. 1866. The Agricultural and Mechanical college was, at tliis time, just beginning its history. It was founded :is a result of an Act of Congress, t!ie Morrill Land Grant act. which, through the sale of a donation of lMiiri amounting to 330.000 acres, would provide capttol to begin a Mjtr institution teaching "such branches of learning as are related !o agriculture and the mechanic The us older Kentucky And Army Camp fa' " Pf74 STjv' 1 ; ' university col-Jrg- e. in 1836. founded in Georgetown This siiiool was removed to in 1839. and abandoned reasons. in 18.W for financial Through the efforts of John B in 189 How man. it was revived under the name of Kentucky university. The college building was tiestroyed by fire in 1864 which forci'd Kentuckv university to look f:;r a new location A consolidation with Transylvania in Lexington v:ns arranged in lfVio. in such u manner that the stipulations of the recent land grant act ol would be included The new stale university began its history in 1866 located on the Ti n lva'iia campus. Bovmaii was placed m charge of the combined institution, holding the office ol regent. The lirst president of the Agricultural and Mechanical college was John Williams, native of Bourbon county, and a son ol Charles E. Williams, prominent physician, and Arabella Dodge Williams, daughter ol David Dodye. an early Lexington merchiiii' He attended school rg Coil-cres- .- stressed particularly modern languages, civil engineering, and military tactics. W. B. Munson, graduating in 1869. was the first student to receive a B.S. degree from the Agricultural and Mechanical department of Kentucky university. In 1878 a complete reorganization was instituted through an act of the state legislature, which separated the Agricultural and Mechanical college from Kentuckv uni versity. In 1879. a commission was appointed to the A. and M. college and prepare a plan for s University." "a Thus separation of the schools which were subsequently to be known as college and the Uni-- ! of Kentucky was brought about. Classes were continued on the old location until 1382. when the Ciiy of Lexington offered, and had accepted, the site of the City Park of 52 acres, valued at which had formerly been the fair grounds and which was Used during the Civil War as a camping ground. The city also granted $30,000 in bonds while Favette county gave an equal amount for building purposes. The Administration building, first to be constructed on the new campus, was completed in 1880. At the same time a brUk residence for the president and a brick dormitory were built, In the latter part of 1885. tr.e tirst important step toward a rea.i zation of the aims of the instltu-colleg- e tion was taken by the organization of an agricultural experiment tion with Prof M. A. Scovell :n charge. An act of Congress in 1887 gave impetus to the program wi:h a $15,000 yearly appropriation to each state for the purpose of es- tablisfung an agricultural experi- inent station in connection with the A. Ac M colleges In 1888 an eerunental farm of 48' ac-ewas purchased and equipped with Continued on pag won first-clas- a continuation of Bacon a denominational school AI.K1AL VIEW OK INIVEKSITY CAMPl'S lllucgrass, the I'nii'ersity has one o) the most lien n n I tutu joists in the nation. Though it Sfnending over "" at res of Kenttit l:'s world-futnei- l Iiiltsl in the modem anweisitx. with over V5 luiltlings it jreseives the tharui tit the old South in ul I no live jnanting ami lamht nfnn 1 ti in Paris and then went to Bacon college in Georgetown, moving to Harrodsburg when Bacon college was moved there and became Kentucky university. He held A.B. and M A. degrees Horn there and an LL.D from Masonic university in LuGrange. Ky. Bowman organized Prospect Hi" seininary for young men and wo- men in Ml. Sterling: Christian col- lene. Columbia. Mo., and Daughters college. Harrodsburg. becoming pro- lessor ul philosophy at Kentucky university in 1865. and presiding officer of the A A-- M college in 1866. He resigned in 1867 to return to Daughters college. Joseph Desha Pickett was the second president of the A & M college, a minister, he had served as chaplain with the Confederate army in the Civil War. He was born in Washington. Mason county, in 18i!2- was graduated from Prince- ton university, and after graduate work in Europe, from Bethany Theological college. After the close of the war he served as presiding officer of the A. Jb M. college in 1867-6- 8 and later in 1878 79 was a professor at the college He also - ' served three terms of four years lucky. each as state superintendent of It was also during his admir public in istration. in 1878. that his title instruction beginnin 1879. was changed from presiding ofTi James Kennedy Patterson took cer to piesident of the A. & M col the post of presiding officer In lege. Dr. Patterson was born the fall of 1869 to begin a presl- - Glasgow. Scotland, in 1833. and dency which was to last 41 years. came to America with his parents He resigned January 5. 1910. Dur- - in 1842. ettling in Indiana. He ing the administration of Presi- - attended school in Madison. Ind.. dent Patterson the A. and M. Col- - and w;!.s graduated from Hanover lege of Kentucky became, first, the college in 18f6. then becoming pi in state Agricultural and Mechanical cipal of the Presbyterian Academy college, an institution separate at Greenville. Ky. Three ye'irs university, Kentucky and later he served as principal of the from later, tile State University of Ken .preparatory department of Siewirt iff'reenls colleye. Clarksville. Tenn.. going from there, after it was closed be- cause of the war to Transylvania high school as principal. later serving as professor of Latin civil history in the college when Transylvania and Kentucky university consolidated in 1865 During the first year of actual operation of the A V M. college, which began in the fall of 1866. KM) nun students, under the guid- a nee of 12 faculty members, be- gan work in a curriculum w hicb, though quite similar to that of the 'College Sciences, Arts and president of Washing- -i ton State College, The installation of the president w ill be conducted by Judge Richard C. Stoll. President Emeritus Frack L. McVey. and Governor Keen John- -i son. Judre Stoll will represent the Board of Trustees of which he is Dr. McVey will act in behalf of past administrations, and Governor Johnson for the state. Fos his inaugural address. Dr Donovan speaking for the first time as president of the University will talk on "What I See from My Window." The exercses will be concluded w ith the Alma Mater and the pronouncement of the benediction by the Reverend Hermann. Following the reception and registration of delegates this morning, a luncheon in honor of the official delegates will be served in the Union building. Dr. Statie Erikson, bead at the home economics department, assisted by Miss Marguerite Me-- ', Laughlin of the journalism depart-- : ment and Prof. V. E. Ligon of the education college, will have charge of the luncheon at which John W. Brooker. State Superintendent of Public Instruction, will preside. A reception will be given at Max well Place, home of the president, from 5 to 6:30 pm. preceding the inaugural dinner in the Bluegrass room of the Union building. President Howard Landis Bevis, of Ohio State University, will address the banquet with Dr. Donovan officiating. The subject of Dr. Bevis' speech w ill be "For Power and Service." The academic procession for th inaugural will form at 2:15 p.m. with Col. B. E. Brewer, head of the military department, serving as marshal for the day. at ttie head of the procession. The presidential party will follow the marshal In the order of the march and will in turn be followed by the Board of Trustees, the representatives of the Federal and State governments, delegates of Universities, colleges, learned societies and foundations, delegates of Junior colleges, faculties of the University, representatives of the alumni association, and representatives of the students. In addition to Dean Cooper, the committee in charge of arrangements for the Inaugural Includes Miss McLaughlin. Professor Ligon. Erickson. Prof. L. Oillis. P"-'- RO. Mclntyre. Prof. Frank Murray. Dr. A. E. Bigge. Elmer O. Sulzer. Col. James H. Graham and Dr Leo M. Chamberlain, Student representatives in the cession will be James Crowley, Ur: Jerrv Mercer. Central City: Lida Belle Howe. Louisville: and Helen Powell. Bowling Green. Approximately 220 delegates frexn as many educational institution and organizations have registered for the ceremonies. O. Holland, Window" which will be broadcast over WLAP tonight. As yet the time of the program has not been set. but the information may be secured by calling the station. My sta-an- s d j i - y Inauguration Events 10 a m. Reception and registration of delegates. Student Union Building. noon Luncheon for delegates. Student Union Building. President: John W. Brooker. Stale Superintendent of Public Instruction. 2:15 p. m. Formation of Inaugural Procession. 12 3 p. m. Inaugural Ejeercises. McLean Stadium in Stoll Field. 5 to 6:30 p. m. Reception, Maxwell Place 7:30 p. m. Inaugural Dinner. Student Union building; Presiding: President Herman Lee Donovan; Address: President Howard Landis Bevis, Ohio State University. * rf. THE KENTUCKY KERNEL OFFICIAL S!.:fHFf PHMl WTFKI.V f: THF SrHOOl, YFAR PFRtprw DURINO fpi hoi days or fxamtnation l.r.t.tr M tie Post Offirt. nt Lpntnpton, ... .j:s .i V eht Art of Mnrrh a. - MEMBER - vnur OF KENTUCKY SvmrR i Ftlihir Mniwsiiiff Fiiitor ft n ( :w vv l'.rrrv Pi .n Kennirtry, ss !i.:T:Hi urfW r.v Tnt'rrollp(rian Utiitsmn Bord OF THE UNIVERSITY NEWSPAPER 1R7 I.i wis Swvis. Rom riHii Prs Association of Commerrf Kenturkv Press N;:UotiHl Etlitnrial Association .DWTiaiNO i( ktrMMMTfO rOM NATION!. National Advertising Service, Inc. V PJ.'-- Features Gossip . Letters t.tllef tmHilktr. ketrnemtutu t a.'" atu YO. NE Hun io N. f.ilrs crd rolwmnf nr 1meliv. Kernel U,e xirMrrt, d rli. fn he rni'tiilfirii tiittl tin nut he r it y vmi 11 v rk Field House Dream Is Handed Down Into The Hands Of A New President College Hard Hit By Movie 1CF OF in iimI.i .i t . in tin 1. v.tl I j .i ec It l the old with ion of a iiicsitlcni litiiinn ol it s ;inni- toic :i . h i .1(H) Dr. - to Sioll i( he-- utlt- Maxwell IMtuv i pKMih ni ol ilit- I'niveisitv ol Rcniiickv. I'lilike i In iiesitlcni of i hi- I'niie-e- l States, lie assumes his chvim is maiigni 'a lfl has Ikcii insialletl in I In illis. Dr. Donovan lioiil olluc of I In- Admiiiisuaiion Iniililtn-- lot ID nionlhs. He is taking nil citfie iallv the work thai has i tarried on In live other men. two ol whom v.rie nevei iii.iuj-ii- i ated. )nl six it'ei(k'iiis lui 7"i ears ol growth to an eliidll-.;ilimn : small sthool ol atxim ht ol 2SIM I makes a retold of work done well In i.(I ii I - ih-ci- Iiok a ( i 7."i loi a eais future. hiif-h- l have seen three e wars, and risxrit v. Thev have watched 'ivt-the cteeiion of a vuVe of buildings and i Jiave teiiied Irom active service with one i dis-:.- loitn mi til no held houst Hut that item is i leather in Dr. Donovan's mortar ftiaicj. Me m realize the I'niviTsitv'.v made the lej uii.ii in i (I. and i IK Is have Uen laid aside lor ;t!ic litiililin)' which will prohaldv lie known as ( .tisc Ida. - T Coloi will Ik? reflected Irom Sioll field to ;Mi l ean stadium (thev were not even dreamed ol 7" veais a jo) from the hoods tif the laeullv .I'd delegates. Aiuonfr the presidents and doctors who will h'- Inn toil.iv vill Ik- one iktsoii who is inti 'iii.itelv known to the 1'niversiiv. Miss Sarah r.l.oiilin. dean of women here last Year, will lejiresein Cornell univeisiiv. She a lured lo Cxirnell to !(Oiome diieclor il the New York Oil lege of Home F.tonomiis. ;i(ui lti eais ol deanshii. She became dean '.;l'i i Miss f rames ewell Rave ui l lit- job lo 'mi mm Mis. I rank I.. MeYcv. : -- (. '"'"'' . - iiii -- - ik Dear Rov. I I tliopH-you a card soon alter I joined the mv. and nov- I am wondering whether il ever got lo von or not. I might have lorgoiten to .ut understand satire. didn't pav much attention lo the ui.ireiie c I laid down uiv heaven. I thirlv-ihre- cents lor e .11 one-sea- l on a return address or something, but anvhow here's a line or two lo give vou a line on what's hapiening here. I started to school two weeks ago and it is puliv in mv hands. During the lust phase. I made an average of this phase lasted In days and consisted ol the basie fundamentals ol air mechanics. I his old army is gelling to be more a mallei ol course to me with each passing dav. Weto school eiglu hours a dav. six clavs a t week, and it sure gets tiresome with the and everything. I he school isn't so tough because thev have made it almost imossihle to Hunk out for thev need mechanics. I In v took two classes out ol the seventh phase today and as a result we .tic .gonig lo school 1st live davs a week lo a phase now. w we were going ten davs to a phase. It sure suiis me for I want lo hurry up and ge t out of this se In M.I. don't like the prox-- t I ol going lo school while I could Ik- seeing part ol this old glolx-- . I am looking in the direction of Fngland, and vnt ol hoping to cross the big 1 ''. pio-lessor- s students' laces. must have been in an awlullv sillv mood that alleriioon mav be had one shorl one loo manv Saiiircl.iv night but in se'vtral of the- scenes. I fell like I was right al home. Strange, isn't it. My roommate fell the same way I did about some of the scenes. College football also was kicked around with a kerchival toe in a couple- of the reels, but it wasn't as bad as the administration. I didn't I 1 - - he-a- - think. N'allirallv. in a loliege celluloid vou'el exeel college students to lake a drink or three, but who would have e ver thought the Haves olluv would have let the movie companies poitrav college prols as drunkards and other debasing he does not have a eond time " e s particular with whom (l:irac lets. isn't it. how movies will cleai up he permits his sister tc keep com- l'linnv. pany tand applies the Golden Rulei. , ;,)sl. , , ll( S i iis as satire and irom. rhen he must leave alone the other Doy s sisters, ana every girl oi nis liking has an objecting brother. Memo to the ACRs: This is to clarify the To be in real love, he can have only one girl. To have one girl is to meaning of Wynne Mekinncv's remark in a be selfish, if net unnatural. No. leller used in litis column recently. The Alpha college life is not a bed of roses Cannna Rhus are known lar and wide as strong with the thorns removed! DEWEY COLLETT and pure men. and also lor their v ic ious bat Complaints Are In The Tone 01 Letters To The Editor Tn thp friitnr nf Thp KprnptWhen warm weather comes. I be- ui., to rrve iced iea. anrt was reallv delighted the other night when I ., . . itw ii uuiii1' sruru nt ilic uiui.il - . cafeteria But when I sat down to take a sip. I discovered that it had alreadybeen sweetened. Needless to say. that drink was ruined for me. as I oughly dislike my tea sweetened. If 1 were a n'e,e vlsitor to the cafeteria. I would make no com- . nh ,nat T eat there about once a day, because it convenient ana the food is good. 11 seems ,hat some arrangement could be made by which some of ,eft unsweetened the (ea could for the patrons who like it that 'ay. Ol course, it is unaerstandable sweetening is lnal ,ne oue (0 conserve sugar, but it does not look like sugar is conserved by sweetening tea for people who do not want sugar. Ci.n't something be done about it? JOE - thor-nesse- d Grad Of '37 Can Remember Quirks - Extension Serves 1,000,000 ij I.i-:i- ! - K)iid. . Grad. of "37 wouldn't mind taking that long Ixiat ridt-tAustralia either. Iloth of mv brothers have pulled out of their original cauijis and haven't been heard from since for epiite a while, indicating thai thev. have probablv the stales. I sure would like lo lie going out with them and lake a Hing ' lighting. I i tac tics. Your Pal. We have been falsely ac t used bv Mr. Mekin-neJJg Blushed Then of lieing another Roughhousc Hatrigan or There was repotted em ban-asr. Hence, the remark bv Mr. Mc- ment and blushing on the part of a bac a certain history professor last week kinney that he thought I was an Alpha Cauim.i when he recovered from the shock resulting from a harmless inquiry Klio at heart. mi P.i own s Jn c,aRS Tt seems that. lliic nvrlinrryitf ' called to the back of the room: "You! back there in the last row what was the Tennis Court oath?" "The person addressed stumbled a moment and then called back. "I'm sorry, sir. I don't know." "Well." retaliated the instructor, war com"when did the mence?" ."Sorry, sir. I don't know." an- swered the subject of the profes- sor's now indignant remarks, "Well, why don't you know." blew the professor, now quite indignant, "Dont you know I assigned all this material last week. You. should have known it then, at least by now. How do you expect to make a pass- grade in this course?" " Well, I don't." retorted the voice, i "You see I just came in to fix the radiator. I'm the janitor." ' Daily Athenaeum m:w A GIFT OF JEWELRY FOR MOTHER :rr y - c In laet. I didn't even know the: name of the: show until it was over. I hen found ou-- t the name was I lie Male Animal ". It was all about college simlents. the administration, and it slammed the back door in college . Audio-Visua- I in peanut To the Editor of The Kernel: The poor college student is al- have hapx-neSpeaking of things that T "vaj-fin a predicament. If he does 7"( vears, the trick pl.tvtd on President Pairulv an e vein fill 7." veais. not cut across the campus, he will be late for classes, and will not be applying his geometry. If he does go across the glass, he will be ignoring his ethics. College life is not worthwhile un- less he both has a good time and rimpp pmirsP( in cpWiph fnoiHc ( ifm,.K- o ohnnt Bv S. It. Gndbev makes gCDd grades. If he has a More than 1000.000 persons in study to men. by paying was opened to members of state gcod time, he does not make good in ky and neighboring states one half the cost of tuition and parent teachers organizations, and grades. If he does make good grades, m rved ,. through the various book, required for the approved the AmeiarCiyrjisp, of the Department of Unl- - courses. was organized at the suggestion Extension, which was found- l Aids, of the Kentucky Federation of Wo The bureau of ,(.! in lfil9 to "be in close relation- - the newest bureau established by men's Clubs. J. !,: with the homes of the State to the Extension Department, main- HIGH SCHOOL AID l end '.hut any citizen might feel tains g library of more than 700 will be an everlasting remembrance from PHIL The Kentucky high school ac- to call upon the University 16 mm., educational films whirh tivities program, one of the first ROSENBERG. 102 West Main Street at Limestone. circuit" ted among ir any assistance which the in- - are the high services of the department, include. Here vou can find a selection of Lockets. Watches. schools of Kentucky and near-bMinium tan render." the Ky. High School Speech Festi- ( locks. Dishes. Silverware. Rings. Cameras, and TinFxtension Department, lo- - states. During the year 1940-4the val and the vocal and Instrumental many other items th?t .Mothers will like. , d in Frazee Hall, is composed aggregate number of persons view- - Kentucky High School Music Festi- i fiser- - ing one or more reels of educa- - vals. Three hundred member schools bureaus which provide 'He throuuh correspondence cour- - tional film sent out by this bureau send some 15.000 pupils each year i cxMamural courses, the audio- - mas three million. The average to district and regional festivals .uil aids library, the high school number of pupils for each class- - where they receive ratings of ' vi !i s prouram. speakers, and pro-- room showing was 51. with the num.- - superior." "excellent." "good." or ' in ir.iitenal sent out to clubs and ber raneini; from eiuht to several "fair." Pupils obtaining high rat- ings are permitted to participate ).d m ii lit i s. and miscellaneous hundred The average number for in the state" festivals held each 102 W. Main St. at Limestone , i ' in s sue-was approxi- - spring on the University campus as the annual high an auditorium rl.iK)! art exhibit and the high niately 188. with the number rang- under the direct ion of the Extension ii Ki! tennis tournament. ing from 80 to several thousand. Department. ' also provides the Oi.e oi the earliest functions of This bureau The Extension Department also mpiit was the schools of the state with education- serves as a distributing center for ti.."S er"ucly publications written or compiled i .v .mo.i of the Bureau of Cor History Slides which were prepared ."" y members of the facuUy and the t( pun.! in.- - oiuu. nuu ...I'... (o aifuinpaiiy mevarious bureaus and departments . )i'::,sj-Fit teen thousand persons Kentucky history textbook by Dr. of the University. i..,M. for one or more Thomas D Clark and members of the Extension Department staff. through the home study ii ui.'is One hundred and ninety-thrent which is in continuous women's clubs, district and state "i.peration with some students reg- - parent teacher organizations, gar- There's no place of business like ours i 'erhit and others completing den clubs, luncheon clubs, literary Moaning, Of Course, The . in which college atmosphere excels iiciiM- - each (lay of the year. After- - study groups, civic and health try us. You can meet your friends .,-- . and courses are offer- - ganizations and many other eduevenimr cational and social clubs in KenFood Served Day and Night here anytime during the day o