xt759z90c39w https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt759z90c39w/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19610414 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 14, 1961 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 14, 1961 1961 2015 true xt759z90c39w section xt759z90c39w Today's Weather: Clear Ami Warmer; Civil War Flares Over Centennial; See Ii:c Four ii e ph.-.I- M - i I", v?"? t ! ! i ess li r II ' J v V,' j A Southern 'IMV An excellent example of a Southern belle in this week's Kernel Sweetheart. Ann Bell. Ann, a freshman commerre major from I.oiiisi)le, Is known enhancing the classic lines of the columns on the hou-- e of Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority, of which she is a member. Conference May Allract 500 Scholars Speaking to a dinner meeting the Joint Alumni Council of Kentucky. Dr. Dickey said such a system should be developed to replace "our present haphazard, unsystematic one." He said the qualifying examinations should test all students at least twice during their precollege schooling once at the ninth grade level and again at the 12th. Such a system of identifying talent early enough should be established to permit us to direct it into the proper channels, Dickey added. The president said the provisions of the National Defense Education Act provide a good beginning for such a program. "We must be careful to see that the early promise of the act is fulfilled. We cannot afford the loss of of By REX BAILEY Friday News Editor Student Congress will convene at 1:30 p.m. tomorrow at Spindletop Hall for a "brainstorming" conference, the first step in a movement to formulate concrete policies on eliminating campus problems. - versity Foreign language Conwhich is ference April to attract more than expected 500 scholars. Garryl Sipple. SC president, said he expected about 75 percent of the assembly to be present. President Frank Dickey is expected to address the assembly on what University administrative committees expect of students. Other administrators and professors planning to attend are Dean of Men Leslie L. Martin, Dean of Women Doris M. Seward, Col. Roland Boughton, head of the Department of Aerospace Science, Dr. Virgil Christian, commerce professor, and Dr. Maurice Hatch, associate professor of English. Sipple said the conference will be divided into three sessions. The first will be a general brainstorming session to find out what is wrong with Student Congress, what areas SC can move into, and how it can do more effective work. After general problems have been brought up in the first session, the assembly will divide into Registration will begin April 27 fine Arts Building and the first general session will be held at 7:30 p.m. Thursday In Memorial Hall. Gov. Bert Combs will give the welcoming address at the session. Several foreign ambassadors and representatives w ill speak. Including W.M Q. Halm, ambassador from Ghana; Andre Michalopoul-os- , adviser cn American affairs. R.S.S. Royal Gieik Embassy; Gunewardene, ambassador of Ceylon; and Eato' Nik Kumil, ambassador of Malaya. In the A University President Frank C. Dickey last night called for a nationwide system of qualifying examinations for high school students which would provide a productive method of discovering potential talent. talent simply because we don't know where it is. To conserve or develop anything, we must first discover It." Dr. Dickey said. Maurice D. Ben net, executive director of the council, told the group that the college alumnus must meet the challenge created from lower levels of by drop-out- s school by encouraging students to continue his education. "If each alumnus could motivate just one student to continue his education program think of the impact to our society; think what this could mean to the elevation of our educational level In Just a short time," Bemet said. Bement pointed out that the from the problem of drop-ou- ts lower levels of school is a serious one. During the 1957-5- 8 school yar, 48,598 pupils were enrolled in the ninth grade in Kentucky. Four years later only 26,589 were enrolled In the twelfth grade, representing a loss of about 16,00 pr 38.2 percent. "Only slightly more than one-thiof the 1959-6- 0 Kentucky entered high school graduates 11 percent college and only about of recent Kentucky high school Student Congress Conference Set For Spindletop Tomorrow "National Aspirations Woven on the Loom of Language" will Ik- the theme of the 14th Uni- Eight Pac Nationwide Testing System Needed To Discover Talent For Colleges, Dickey Says MM M ' IIi;h 61; Low 30 University of Kentuc U y lexim;to, ky., Friday, april h. Vol. LI I. No. 92 f IL EOE four groups to discuss problems assigned to them. Each of the four discussion groups will discuss their assigned topics and arrive at a conclusion on how to eliminate the existing problem. A recorder from each group will then read the proceedings of his discussion group to the assembly as a whole. After the second session the assembly will have an evaluation session. From the solutions proposed by the assembly the Executive Committee will determine a concrete policy for SC to follow in the future. Sipple has outlined 13 existing problems confronting Student Congress. Included in the list to be discussed tomorrow are: relaStudent apathy, University-communition, University-stat- e relations, student participation in SC. raising high school standards, academic standards and admission requirements, and how SC can help the University get more scholarships and grants from industry. Sipple said the only outlet for student gripes now is the Readers' Forum in the Kernel. Sipple said SC has been "floundering in darkness without an overall policy objective." The conference, he said, will light the way to get a clearer objective to pursue and policies to graduates finish college, " Bement continued. Bement said "The question is not, 'shall we provide quantity or quality'. We must provide botli The challenge will be met. J. M. Dodson, executive secretary of the Kentucky Education Association, told the group the federal government will have to subsidizs public education In the United States. "If schools by 1970 are going to cost $32 billion or more, states in the south, or probably most of the states in the nation, cannot com close to providing a program of education that is desirable," ho said. All Grades Will Be Out Next Week Students whose last namef begin with the letter T through Z will not receive their grades until next week. The delay is due to a shortage of grade forms which are necessary for the processing of grades through the IBM machines. David A. Sheets, director of of fice of Machine Statistics re futed the rumor that the delay was caused by an IBM machine break-dow- n. "I don't know how it got started. The machine didn't break down. We just ran out of forms. The forms are now on order and the rest of the grades should be out next week, he said. Such rumors have spread several times before, according to Dr. Charles F. Elton, Dean of Admis-sio- ns and Registrar. "Our machines have never broken down when they were needed, such as at the time when grades come out. People have to doubt the competency of somebody when something like this happens; so they blame the machines," he said. Street Dance street dance will be held from p.m. Saturday, April 15. behind the Student I'nion Building. The Empires will play for the dance sponsored by the Sl'B Recreation Committee. In the event of rain, the dance will be held In the Sl'B Ballroom. A Ilia Issue About Tissue Kceneland Hall Women Rebel Against Toilet Paper By MIKE FEARING Thursday News Associate "We want Northern," rose a cry from Keeneland Hall Wednesday night as several dozen rolls of toilet tissue were hurled from the second, third, and fourth floor windows. Within minutes the front of the dormitory was fluttering with long strips of tissue; the two bare trees looked like they hud been tinsiled for Christmas and the shrubs seemed to be heaped with snow. The display began about 12:15 a m. In rebellion at the "sandpaperlike" tissue that had been lecent-l- y put In about 75 bathrooms of the dormitory. Miss Dixie Evans, director of wo men's residence halls, said there will be no disciplinary action. She and Dr. Doris 14. Seward, dean of women, met at noon yesterduy with a large group of Keeneland Hall women who participated la the demonstration to discuss the matter. Dean Seward said late yesterday that she hud asked that all rolls of this type of tissue paper be removed from the women's residence halls and a different brand order- the procedure investigating through which the toilet paper is ordered and why the quality of paper specified is not up to standards. He said that not only will the school Investigate the requisitioning process, but also the role that the state purchasing agency plays In buying the tissue. The matter was brought to the attention of the president when Dean Seward presented a roll of the controversial paper to Dr. Dickey after the meeting with ed. The tremor of the tissue rebel- Keeneland Hall women yesterday. It was also after this meeting. lion was felt all the way to the In which a large group of women office of the president of the Uniexplained the reason for the toilet versity. tissue rebellion, that Miss Evans Dr. Frank G. Dickey said yester- said there would be no disciplinary day afternoon that the University ation taken. is She explained that because of a luck of communication between staff members and the Keeneland Hall residents the complaint about the tissue was not known. Minutes after the display began, a small group of women marched from the front door of the building with instructions to gather up the strips. The job became almost impossible as a vigorous wind picked up the strips and lifted them high into the air. With little effort on the part of several of the women, the group began gathering the dancing tissue to the song of "Party Poopers" coming from Patterson Hall. Scurrying back and forth, the women chafed the tissue down the street, dug it out from behind bushes, and even attempted to pull it off the trees. The campus police arrived when the first stiips fluttered down from the building and stood by watching the women try to gather the paper. Several times they hurried up to Harrison Street, which runs adjacent to the east end of the building, to block cars filled with curious spectator. Although most of the paper wa gathered and piled on the dormitory porch by 12:43 a.m. and the campus police had driven away, the women began throwing more gobs of paper. Again a small patrol marched from the dorm and cleaned up the tissue. All was quiet by 1:30 am. * 2 11 THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Friday, April II, Eichmann Rests While Israelis Remember name hat always will mean death Auscnwitz, the grim camp in Poland reportedly personally selected by Eichmann as the first center to use gas for the mass extermination of Jews. The day-lon- g ceremonies brought a halt to the Eichmann trial which opened Tuesday. Only a handful of bystanders paused outside the community center where the trial resumes tomorrow. The proceedings ended Wednesday with Israeli Attorney General Gideon Hausner defending this country's riht to try the former Gestapo leader. Hausner will take at least an hour to conclude his plea when the trial reopens. JERUSALEM, April 13 (AP) "All the massacres of history arc overshadowed by the disaster" brought upon the Jewish people by Naziisin, Culture Minister Abba Eban said today, a day of rememberancc for those w ho passed down "the corridors of Hell" Adolf Eichmann helped to create. Just three miles from the building where Eichmann Is imprisoned, his trial In recess for the day, Israeli government officials met a stark stone and concrete mausoleum containing the ashes of Xazi Concentration Camp victims. There, atop a hill overlooking he loping valley of Ain Karem birthplace of John the Baptist vhe victims were laid to final rest this morning. At sunset, President Izhak Ben-Z- vi led government and diplomatic officials In a special program of remembrance. Abba Eban, Israel's former ambassador to Washington and new IMinister of Culture, pleaded that the horror wrought by Eichmann and other architects of Nazi Germany's "final solution to the Jewish problem" not be forgotten. "If Israel has any single duty, it Is not to let the world forget the most awful event in human history," ban said. "There Is a tendency to chase from the heart the memory cf the holocaust. But memory is the father of conscience. "To preserve the memory of this martyrdom and to combat oblivion j our duty to those who perished and even more to those who survived. How can we not mourn rs those who passed through the of Hell?" As Eban spoke to a crowd of several thousand, floodlights bathed the mausoleum in light and pointed up the slopes of Har Hazi- - 1:30 P.M. "SONG WITHOUT END" Bogjrde Genevieve Pae,e "BELOVED INFIDEL" Deborah O 1U KIN CON, DANCE NITELY DANCE NITELY Bring The Gang To BROCK'S Phone LIVE ENTERTAINMENT WED. Thru SAT. Featuring with The Upsetters JIMMY BALLARD 90c S. Are You Planning? DINNER BANQUET Wh Not Try th Starts 7:24 stimsf NU MCUil IKiAII 1000(1 start on your financial planning may be just the tonic you need right now; it's never too early to begin. Life Insurance is the only investment which gives you a combination of protection nd savings; it's the ideal way to start a compti financial program. Your campus representative will be glad to discuss with you a variety of plans which may be tailored to your individual present and future needs. See him now, when you can profit by lower premiums! A EM 7Sc Admission "THE WACKIEST SHIP IN THE ARMY" Nelson Lemmon Jack Rickey In Color (At 7:30 and 11:16) ALSO "GIDEON OF SCOTLAND YARD" Dunne Fostar Jack Hawkins (At 9:29) ' IMHNCf mIIOHAU.HUUT lUUttilUM KHItllXII ALI PHONE NOW SHOWING '101 Dalmorions' Starts Saturday 7:00 p.m. nc PETER FINCH Sailors Take Over a Geisha House "CRY POR HAPPY" Donald O'Connor Glenn Ford (In Color at 7:30 and 1:34) ALSO "THE MARRIAGE Susan Miyward Jjmes Mason In Color (At 9 30) mmutur Now! 1IKIMOTOH TODD-A- ANGIE Kerr Admission Starts 7:24 first Run Showing Z.f I FOODS, LOUNGI AND DANCING ALSO "WALK LIKE A DRAGON" Meltorme John Karr (At 9:23) Four U. In 941 Winchester Rf. Anna Prancis Lloyd Nolan (At 7:30 and 11:14) Dirk Pack Cade "FINE "GIRL OP THE NIGHT" Gregory Sins Rachel RESTAURANT IS Georqetewn Pk , U.S. Admission 45c Starts 7:24 Intimate, Authentic, Personal Cfcaa Euclid Annut CM TODAY AND SATURDAY! "The Richmond Road BLUE GRASS Le OPEN DAILY NOW LA FLAME the side of the Mount of Remembrance to the new mausoleum. This special day "Martyrdom and Heroes Remembrance Day" started with the wail of sirens at 8 a.m. The sound, signaling Two minutes on national silence, could not have failed to penetrate the barren cell in the Beit Ha'am (community center) wher Eichmann will live until his trial for crimes against the Jewish people and against humanity ends. "If Israel has a single duty, it is Prominent among them is a DANCE PARTY JAM SESSION Smartest Plact In Town? CONGRESS INN 1700 N. BROADWAY for Information and ReMrvarions Sea or coll Dick Wolloct of Have a real I M a CAMEL ve cigarette-ha' ' LEONARD "BABE" RAY 305 Dunn Bldg. and Maxwell WGzL IB ft Cinma5copE COLOR by OE LUXE Mm tw A Limestone PROVIDENT MUTUAL Life Insurance Company of Philadelphia Dance At . . o DANCELAND O Old Fronkfort Pike THIS r-.- - v 'H v ay V FRIDAY Music By Charlie Bishop 8:00 To 12:30 Rob- he will require only 30 minutes to reply. Assistant Defense Counsel Dieter said he believes Wechtenbruch Elchmann's plea to the charges him will come next Tuesagainst day if the court decides it has the right to try him. Impress Your Date-T- ake Her To . . . The latest example of sick, sirk, sick humor "I Like Eich" buttons is modeled by a University coed. Several of the buttons were spotted on students yesterday. karon (Mount of Remembrance) in bold relief. This special day "Martyrdom and Heroes Remembrance Day" started with the wail of sirens at 8 a.m. The sound, signalling two minutes of national silence, could not have failed to penetrate the barren cell In the Beit Ha'am (community center where Eichmann will live until his trial for crimes against the Jewish people and against humanity ends. At 10 a.m.. in a solemn ceremony, crack Isralei paratroopers bore a large casket containing the ashes of the concentration camp victims from a temporary bruial place on He will be followed by German attorney, Dr. ert Kervatius, who has announced $2.00 Per Couple Also Available For Partiet j, .... Tl XI 1.1 ice oesi looacco manes ine uesi I A. a. i. Hstuultls Tubuu Ce.. . ti. C. 1 M. T l.- -l binurvu; * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Fridjy, April Social Activities S.U. Committee To Sponsor Tour Of Horse Farms The Student Union Board Recwill sponsor a farm tour beginning at 12:30 p.m. tomorrow. The tour will consist of visits to Elmendorf, Spendthrift, Faraway, Castleton. and Walnut Hall Stud Fnrms. The group will leave from behind the SUB. Tickets may be purchased from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. today and 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. tomorrow at the SUB ticket booth, from any committee member, or In Room 122 In the SUB. The committee will also sponsor a movie, ' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof", at 6 p.m. Monday In the Ballroom of the SUB. itation Committee hori-- WESTMINSTER FELLOWSHIP A film on the passion story, "He Who Must Die", will be shown at 5:30 p.m. Sunday at the Westminister Fellowship Center, 174 E. Maxwell St. CANTERBURY FELLOWSHIP The Centre College Canterbury Fellowship will be dinner guests of the UK Canterbury group at 5:30 Sunday at the Canterbury Youth Center. Spring Turns Male Fancy To Tuxedo Borrowing By TOM LENNOS Fresently 'tis spring and a young man's fancy is turning to thoughts of "where can I find a tux to borrow?" In a true spirit of conservatism, most social news makers are casual clothes activities this weeKend In a final show of respect for open shirts, dirty bermudas, and holey tennis shoes. Drag out those hoops and tighten the belt buckle one more notch; only one week remains to get in shape before "formalitls" hits campus with flood tide force. To Alpha XI Delta sorority goes the pleasure of starting off the onslaught of corsage and bouton-nier- e buying. Their annual "Pink-Rosformal will be held tomorrow night In the Gold Room of the Hotel Lafayette. The KDs invite everybody to begin TGIFlng this afternoon with a Jam session at their house. Charlie Bishop will play and "friend will meet friend" . . . from 2 to 5 p.m. Canterbury Club will be exploring the habitat of the French beatniks tonight. They'll cross to the "Left Bank" to see how the other half lives. Likewise, everybody is Invited to come along. The pledges of Alpha XI Delta,' taking advantage of their formal weekend, have planned a hayride to Sleepy Hollow for actives and their dates . . . and pledges. The Phi Taus will begin their own personal "Greek Weekend" with a bermuda party at the house tonight. Bob Edwards and the Red- - coats will play. Tomorrow night, they'll Journey into ancient Greece, alter dinner at Adams with their dates. Bacchus, god of drink, will be there and the other gods will be looking down from their own party on Olympus. Phi Delta Chi, pharmacy honorary fraternity, will be holding its annual dance at Joyland tonight. The party will be open to the public. And . . . the Sig Eps are going to Danceland. Tomorrow afternoon will find the Kappa Sigs, the Phi Sigs, and Sigma Chis huddling the rail at Keeneland waiting for that sure winner to come in. Later in the evening, the Phi Sigs will splurge with their winnings at the Circle. The Sigma Chis, who are having a province meeting of six area chapters here, will have a banquet at the Campbell House tomorrow night. The men of Phi Delta Theta are of U K Special . . . "T-BON- Journeying' over to Centre College charging no admission. If all ela tomorrow night to visit their fel- fails, the dance will be held In the low brothers In the bond. SUB Ballroom from 8 to 11 p.m. The PiKAs are driving up to Herrington Lake to their favorite cabin to spend the day . . . and evening. Getting revenge on the perfect weather ground here, the KAs are Hawaii bound via sand and palm trees, courtesy of the pledges. The party will be at the house. Triangle fraternity Is holding its installation banquet at the Jolly Roger tomorrow night. C. K. JUST ARRIVED . . . Hoffman, head of the Engineering Depart ment, will speak. Short sleeve summer dress shirts Sending alms to the weatherman by Arrow and Hathaway with butthis weekend Is the Student Union ton down, tab, and regular collars. Made of Board Recreation Committee, summer cotton fi ne batiste and fabrics, featuring which Is sponsoring a street dance the new tapered body with cuffed tomorrow night behind the SUB. It would be appreciated If a few half sleeves. $5.00 up more alms were sent up to make it worth the weatherman's while. ZEPHER WEIGHT The Recreation Committee is makSport coats tailored by Palm ing it worth everybody's while by Beach in the new wash and Wear dacron and cotton blend. Here's the coolest, lightest jacket you've ever had on your back. Choose from muted plaids, checks and overcheck effects. FOR TWO" $35.00 Whats New? ... $3.50 INCLUDES: TWO FIRST ON OUR LIST . . . Hi-dry sports jacket for golfing, sports and casual wear. Made with zipper front, slash pockets, in waist length style. Ideal for hay rides and the cool spring weather. natural and Colors, olive. F.F. POTATOES SALADS DRINKS Friday ond Saturday Only BUFFALO TAVERN CHEVY CHASE $9.95 HAVE FOODYILL TRAVEL Free Delivery PHONE 5:000-12:0- 0 'Minimum 25 Angeluccl and Ringo 123 p.m. Order $2.50 v.For Young Lucas' Coffee Shop ROSE 500 123 W. Main STREET MenS Ph.3-062- 2 . ..... T 0a l&M i 1 ainfiwss-e- s 13 Lj ' i'X ffS Wf COMFORTABLE GENTLEMEN Chart a Short Course in "Who's the Beauty in 3. 11, I 1 the Pink Peau dePeche?" It's our very own Anne Rogers Martin, Chi Omega senior at UK, who swept through the evening of the Queen Contest on a pink cloud of compliments and came away wearing the coveted crown of "Kentuckian Beauty Queen of 1961." There's nothing nicer than knowing you look your very loveliest and that's where The Loom comes in. We are proud to add Anne Rogers' name to the long list of Queens we have dressed with loving discrimination from our collection of short and long formal gowns . . . beginning as low as $39.95. Anne's Dress is $99.50 CP iccdde 170 Esplanade :j W M 3 I N jfej 'm N fcj S trr I 'riI f ; i i ITUiJt' n' O nLX jrflF? f. I? & " ! v I' i 111 'fc'vj? " ' i M U U IS m " I I I with Pullover button shirts, collars in batiste oxford; $5-9blue wh,,e' ,an and Assorted stripes in batiste ox- ford "button down the front" collars shirts with button-dow$5 95 M AJ sx H " do" '' vAN N Sleeves at half mast are a cheer- ful s'9n ,oday evea "Presi- dents are emancipated from in shirts. long, hot sleeves These cool shirts are by Sero of New Haven. 4, fa i nKi) tf ifLiit V! i V " wA ' 1 A V J ' r' W 0 I"" . i i ' p tal gj fai ' tal ' ka1 ' jkj, colv'PAN' INC'V- 1 * Instant Beer? The Kentucky Kernel T University of Kentucky Published four timet M LfxInRtrn, Kentucky. postnge paid week diirlnu ihp regular fihool year exr-p- t during holiday! and exami. SIX DOLLAKS A SCHOOL YEAR ! Spcond-c1- Bob Andehson, Editor Newton Spencer, Sports Editor Bohhie Mason, Assistant Managing Editor Lew King, Advertising Manager Beverly Cahdwell and Tom Lennos, Society Editors Skip Taylor and Jim Channon, Cartoonists Mnu Wenninger, Managing Editor FRIDAY Hex Bailey, The ' John Fitzwater, Sports War 'flared up NEWS STAFF S'cws Editor Linda Hockensmith, Associate Civil War Again Between the States all over again in, of all places, Charleston, S. C, where the first guns of that terrible conflict .sounded almost exactly 100 years ago. As in the war of a century ago, racial issues led to the flare up and Northerners found themselves angrily demanding that the President replace a general. This time, however, it was not a McClellan, Burnside, or Hooker whose replacement was demanded; it was a Grant Ulysses S. Grant III, grandson of the Civil War general and chairman of the National Civil War Centennial Commission. The vice chairman of the New Tersev Centennial Commission de manded Tuesday that President Kennedy remove Gen. Grant from the post and accused the general of "pathetic mismanagement" after Grant refused a New Jersey request for an oportunity to answer a banquet speaker who had criticized the state's racial practices. ' Tuesday's verbal battle came after . a Saturday Evening Post editor charged at a centennial banquet that "racial prejudice and discrimination in New Jersey are such that it takes amazing effrontery for its politicians to rebuke any other state or com munity upon any circumstance or pretext." We can neither approve nor disapprove of the speaker's remark, nor do we feel that such remarks are, in themselves, of central importance in this dispute. We can only feel regret that the Civil War Centennial celebration has, in spite of the circuslike hoopla surrounding it, already returned to the bitter and unreconcili-abl- e conflict of philosophies that marked the war it is to commemorate. It seems that the centennial will accomplish little more than to open the scars of the split that hundreds of thousands of Americans shed their blood and gave their lives to close. It is unfortunate that some choose to disregard the sacrifice made by those brave men on a thousand nameless fields and again unearth the bleached bones of intersectional strife buried 96 years ago at Appomattox Court House and Raleigh, N. C, when the last two large gray-cla- d armies laid down their arms and went home, United States citizens again. We can only hope that they did not die that others might restore the conflict while planning a tinseled celebration of the cause of their deaths. THE READERS' FORUM Corrects Titles To The Editor: I appreciated very much the fair and interesting write-uthat your paper gave my talk on March 30 regarding "Christianity and Communism in Today's World." However, I would like to give the correct titles of the two books to which I referred: "Christianity and Communism Today" by John C. Bennett, 1960, and "Today's Isms" by William 195S. (The dates are important because these are both second editions.) The title with which these were confused in your paper is that of an- omer hook: creative society, oy John Macmurray, ca. 1930. Many thanks. Lewis Smythe P.S. The write-uto which I refer was in your issue of Friday, March 31, page one, to the right of the pretty Easter "bunny." n, Committees Com mended To The Editor: Too many times people deserving of recognition for outstanding work go unrewarded except for the personal satisfaction they receive from knowing they did their job well. I want to single out some individuals who this year have helped IFC work more closely than at any time in its recent history. They are the executive committee composed of Dick Wallace, DTD, vice president; Bill Cott, AGR, secretary; and Kenny Rosenberg, ZBT, treasurer; the judicial committee with Ed Thomas, DTD, chair State authorities would run up against no end of frustrations in trying to enforce the 3.2 law, for it would seem that if bcT came in powdered form (the way instant coffee does), one could mix his beverage as weak or strong as he liked. In fact, it would even be possible to only slightly moisten the beer and eat it like pudding. No doubt other problems would develop we can just imagine the chaos that would develop if several cases of the powdered brew were clumped into the City Park pool or the gold fish pond near the Union. And why would manufacturers stop at instant beer? In the not too distant future we foresee instant cocktails. Grocery shelves may one day be graced by jars of olives, w hich when added to water will produce instant martinis as dry or as wet as you care to make them. Daily Iowan (State University of Iowa) Russian Space Victory By ALTON P.LAKHSLEE Associated Press Wriicr NEW YORK In an awesome, daring, and thrilling ride, a Soviet astronaut has just turned a momentous page in human history. For, says Moscow, he has realized the ancient human dream of vaulting into space and safely back home again. Still ahead, but closer now, lies the goals of leaping to the Moon or Mars, or beyond, in the space ocean of so many tantalizing mysteries. Human exploration of space may well reap untold and surprising new benefits for all people. Or space could become, perhaps, just an extended arena for the political-militartestings of men since history began. Russia is first, apparently as the calresult of a careful culated to seize this prize. It is another triumph in rapid-fir- e Teachings which have skimmed much of the glory of firsts in the young space age. Most western experts conceded her edge, as in a race between one man standing beside the water, and another dozens of yards away. This is the first by a doughty pioneer. But space beckons many more Russian, American, and other space astronauts, to till a fertile new field which now lies open. The world will read with interest Maj. Yuri Gagarin's eyewitness account of what he felt, what he may have seen of the earth rolling beneath him, or perhaps stars in diamond brilliance in the blackness of toe-ste- man; Dick Watkins, Triangle; Rex Bailey, PGD; John Kirk, SAE; and Fred Schultz, PKA; the rush committee chairmanned by Bill Sprague, SAE, and assisted by Stu Riley, LXA; Lauren Fleischmann, PSK; and Bill Cooper, SPE. Each of these committees has worked hard during the past year and, I feel, deserve some thanks for a job well done. When something needed to be done each committee was ready to do its job, and they stepped in and did the job. To each of these men I want to say "Thank you" for a job well done. May the new officers have the continued support of all fraternity men as we have had this year. David W. McLellan Jr. And if the new brew really gets Mpular, we might have to show our IDs to purchase a glass of water at the local establishments. g y p p It has been reported that a Milwaukee firm his recently perfected a product known as "instant beer," which it intends to market. Before dismissing this latest in a long series of "instants" with a grin and a "my, my, what won't they think of next?," let us consider some of the serious implications this revolutionary form of alcoholic beverage might have on our SUI, Iowa City, Iowa existence. The local question foremost in our minds is: What affect would Iowa City water have on the taste intended for the minute-sud- s by its producers? Would the water taste better mixed with powdered lager, or would the beer's taste be distorted by that distinctive tang associated with the city's taps. But assuming that instant leer does engender a large following among SUIowans, contemplate for a moment the increased possibilities for imbibing (without getting caught) within the confines of the students' own University approved housing unit. Surely double or triple shifts of proctors would lure to be retained to catch violators of this University rule. space. Upon his experience depends, partly, the question how soon other men go up, and how far. Is space perhaps too . hazardous are there cTaners which had not been foreseen? The Soviets gave clear notice of their push for manned flight back in November, 19)7, with Sputnik II. It carried up the clog, Laika. She perished, with no attempt made to recover her. But this was the first testing whether a living body could with stand the unknowns of crushing, inr creased weight of rocket take-off- , and the weightlessness of floating in space. And whether life truly could be suported against the hazards of radiation and streaking meteors. To these fpiestions, Laika "yes." Some space experts think Russia had started a good two years eailier in preparing thp way for man into space, anil other exploits. All give her unquestionably the advantage of tremendously powerful Ixiostcr rockets to lift heavy, and roomy, satellites. Some say Russia was qu