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Online voting
approved for
spring elections

By Katia Saltz
ksaltz©kykernelcom

Online voting will now be available from any com-
puter for the spring Student Govemment elections after
the full Senate passed an amendment to the Elections Act
last night.

Last March was the first time online voting was used
in a spring election. but there were online voting booths
set up. rather than making every computer a possible
polling location.

The freshman election in early November was the
first election to allow voting from any computer using
the SG Web site. About half the freshman class voted in
the election. a higher turnout than the past. with about
1.200 less voters than the 2007 spring election. in which
the entire student body could vote.

Sen. Tom Rauf said increased interest in the fresh-
man elections showed that using the lntemet is more
beneficial to students.

“When we gave students the option to vote online or
at polling locations. a lot more supported online votinU,"
Rauf said. "The campus polling locations weren‘t being
used much at all."

Polling locations on campus will still be used in the
election with the passage of the amendment. but the
change will add the ability for students to view candidate
profiles and vote online from any computer for the first
time in a spring election. Other changes to the act includ—
ed modifying the hours that students can vote. which
Rauf said would give the Election Board of Supervisions
more flexibility and make it easier and more accessible
for students to vote.

The Senate also unanimously confimied the members
of the Election Board of Supervisions, which monitors
and runs the spring election.

Also at the meeting. the Senate passed a resolution
that requested the commissioner of the Southeastern
Conference to implement a ticket policy for all regular-
season football games that would allocate a minimum of
500 tickets for the students from the visiting team.

Sen. Blake Burnett co-sponsored the resolution and
said this request is part of a collective effort from the ma—
jority' of SEC universities.

“Other SEC schools have made resolutions like this."
Burnett said. "We just want to make sure that every student
in the SEC has the opportunity to go see their team play."

Sen. Jeff Barbee opposed the resolution and said it
would make it easier for opposing teams to bring more
fans to UK games.

"If we’re having a home game. we need to do what-
ever we can to give our team an advantage." Barbee said.
"1 don‘t think it‘s a good idea to welcome opposing
teams to our school.

Barbee also said that UK students didn't travel as
well as other school's fans. Sen. Brittany Pennington said
this resolution could change that.

“If there were tickets available and you knew you could
get them. why wouldn't you go?" Pennington said. "If oth-
er SEC schools a.re doing this we need to hop on board."

Four Senate special projects were unanimously ap-
proved at last night's meeting. Students for Safety at UK
was given $1.000 to fund the production of “The Vagina
Monologues" on Feb. 15 and 16. The UK chapter of Big
Brothers and Big Sisters was approved for $999 for its an-
nual Bowl 4 Kids' Sake event. The UK Salvation Army
Clinic was allocated $1.880 to buy a new physical therapy
table and $2.000 was approved to help fund the College of
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SG senators may face impeachment

Report claims ethics violations,
scalping, perjury from ticket resale

By Katie Saltz
ksaltz®kylternelcom

The Student Govemment 1m-
peachment and Censure Commit—
tee met last night to discuss a pos-
sible violation of the SG ethics
code by two senators.

A complaint was filed in Octo-
her by SC Vice—President Brittany
Langdon against Sen. Jesse Parrish
and Sen. Blake Burnett following
a controversy over reselling tickets
to a September conceit.

“There was a lot of talk about
it and I felt the need to step for—
ward." Langdon said. "This is
something we didn‘t want coming
back at the end of the year."

An Ethics Commission of 15
non-SG students and the SG At-
tomey General Beau Baustien
created a report after investigating
the ticket sales and presented it to

the committee last night. The
committee is responsible for re-
viewing the report and writing a
resolution to present to the Senate
for action.

According to the committee‘s
report. on Sept. 17. Parrish and
Burnett bought 198 tickets for the
Corey Smith concert at a discount-
ed Greek price of $5 each. The
tickets were available to the gener-
al public that day for $15 each.

Parrish and Burnett told the
Ethics Commission on Nov. 15
that they resold every ticket they
purchased at its $15 face value.
The report said the senators sold
tickets to students at UK. Transyl—
vania University. several high
schools and had an advertisement
on Facebookcom.

On Nov. 26. the commission
became aware that eight members
of the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority

bought tickets from Burnett for
$25 each. Copies of receipts from
personal checks confirmed five of
the eight purchases. This sale took
place five days before the public
could purchase the tickets.

Another member of Theta said
Burnett tried to sell her 18 tickets
for $25 each. but she negotiated
the price down to $12.50 each.
The report included the receipt
from that purchase. which oc-
curred on Sept 19. Baustien said
these receipts not only proved tick-
et scalping, which is illegal. it also
proved perjury for Bumett.

“It's obvious they knew what
they were doing and possibly
planned this." Baustien said. “As
far as I‘m concemed Jesse told
the whole truth in his deposition.
Blake committed perjury."

Parrish and Burnett told the
commission they sold 97 of the
198 tickets for $15 each. making
a profit of $465. The two senators
added the value of the unsold
tickets to their profit and donated
a total of $970 to the Violence ln-

terventioii and Prevention Center.
the organization that was to benc»
fit from the concert.

However. because there is ev»
idence proving Burnett sold some
tickets for $25. Baustien said
there is no way of knowing how
much profit Bumett really made.

“Possibly more money was
made then was reported."
Baustien said. ”This isn't exact
science. We're students. not CSl.
but things can be implied."

The committee planned to
draft a resolution last night after
the meeting that will state Pan’ish
and Burnett violated section 106.2
(a) of the SG Ethics Act. which
says no SG member should partic—
ipate in any private or professional
activity that would conflict with
the best interest of the student
body. said Sen. Jackie Colgate.

Parrish and Burnett are SG
senators and officers of 1nterfra—
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Reality TV can be an ego boost,
student says in Gaines lecture

By Erica Mitchell

emitchell@kykernel.com

For a person who is stressed
out. the world appears a little dif-
ferent than to others.

“The way we respond to the
world really changes a lot when
we are stressed." said Linda
Hellmich. a staff psychologist for
the Counseling and Testing Cen-
ter at UK.

Hellmich leads stress manage—
ment groups that meet throughout
the semester for students having
trouble coping with stress.

Problems with stress hit stu-
dents throughout the year. said
UK health education specialist
Fadyia Mohammed.

“A lot of college students
tend to get really stressed at cer—
tain times of the year and it is
usually due to being over-
whelmed. having a lot on their
plate and not managing their time
well.“ Mohammed said. “It is
easy to do when you want to be
social and you want to do every-
thing that is fun."

To reduce stress. Hellmich
said there are four areas that stu-
dents should address. Students
should focus on eating nutritious-

ly. finding time to exercise.
sleeping well and using chemi—
cals. such as alcohol and caf—
feine. in moderation.

Typical symptoms of stress
include headaches. a weakened
immune system. tenseness. the
development of eating disorders
and increased emotions. Mo-
hammed said. Being over com-
mitted. not managing time well
and practicing unhealthy
lifestyles are some of the causes
of stress.

But stress can also help en—
hance a person‘s performance at
times. The right amount of stress
can produce hormones that make
people more alert and give you
bursts of energy. she said.

“We as humans typically per‘
form a bit better when we are un-
der a little stress.“ Hellmich said.

Annie Lubicky. a Spanish
and joumalism junior. said she
tends to procrastinate on assign-
ments. but stress can sometimes
help her to get the job done more
efficiently.

”The adrenaline builds up
and then 1 find it to be good
stress because it helps me be
more productive." she said.

But too much stress for too

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long can leave a person moody.
tense and tired. Hellmich said.
These symptoms are the body‘s
reaction to having to deal with an
increased workload and responsi-
bilities. and its way of preparing
to meet life's demands.

A person will be unable to
cope with stress when it reaches
a certain point. Hellmich said.

Mohammed said too mut li
stress also produces tension and
fnistration.

Exercising. listening to relax
ing music. meditating and finding
a support group. such as friends
and family. can also help to rev
lieve stress. Mohammed said.

Hellmich agreed and suggest,
ed that students take control of
their schedule and establish prior:
ities to help manage their work
load.

“And make sure to give your;

self time to play and sleep."
Hellmich said.

Students who need help mari-
aging stress can contact the
Counseling and Testing Center at
(859) 257-8701 or visit its Web
site (www.uky.edu/Stu»
dentAffairs/(‘ounselingi for more
information about individual
therapy. groups and workshops.

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Katie Bratin thinks humiliation Is .1 timing
force behind America‘s fascination “11h reality

television.

"Every year thousands ol more talented

contestants waiting iit line
‘Amcrican ldol‘ are passed over
for competitors who will be fcae
turcd iii the opening rounds of
the competition because the hu-
miliation of the earlier shows
draws higher ratings." srlltl
Braun. a psychology sciiioi‘.
"Has ‘Amcrican ldol‘ crossed
the line from entertainment to
humiliation?"

Braun was chosen as the
speaker of the 14th annual
Breathitt Lecture last night in the
WT. Young Library gallery.

Each year. the (iaines Center

to audition lor

"This is a new
genre that is a
combination of
documentary,
soap opera and
game show. "

KATIE BRAUN

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for the Humanities honors an undergraduate
student whose work examines an aspect of the

humanities. Braun. an Ashland native.

was honr

owed for her paper focusing on reality TV titled.
‘ln a competition full of hamburgers. you‘re a

steak 1‘

: American Idol and the Rise of Reality

Television in the Maintenance of our Egos."
The lectureship is named for lonner Ken-
tucky govemor and UK graduate Edward T.

Breathitt.

Braun‘s lecture took a closer look at Amer»

ica‘s obsession with “American Idol"

and other

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rtor. she said.

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viewer develops with the contestants
allows them to hayc rooting interests
and the ability to reflect in their suc
ccss. Bratin said.

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ification of self-importance because
they can relate to the person. or men intriginc
themselves in a similar situation.” she said
"When we see their talents rind see them doing
things we couldn‘t do. we reflect in their glon ”

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junior. said she felt the lecture touched on .i
topic that affects most everyonc's liyes “1”]
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CHRISTINA AND
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Richie gives birth to
daughter Harlow,
while Aguilera
welcomes son Max

By Gabe Guerente

She's going to start pushing
soon!" said Good Charlotte
rocker Joel Madden as his broth-
er. Benji. arrived at L.A.‘s
Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. It
was 1:20 pm. on January 11.
and Joel‘s girlfriend. Nicole
Richie, 26. was in the third-floor
delivery area. after being admit-
ted late the previous day with la-
bor pains. And though she had
Madden. 28. in the room with
her as the big moment arrived
(plus parents Lionel and Brenda
Richie, who are divorced. in the
waiting room). her nerves were
still on edge. "Nicole was scared
of the delivery in general." says
a source. “She was worried she
might need a C»section because
she‘s so tiny."

As it turned out. there was
no need. and that aftemoon.
Richie gave birth to daughter
Harlow Winter Kate Madden.
"It went smoothly." says the in-
sider. who adds that the first
name was picked because it
“sounded romantic" and that
both parents were beaming with
pride. “(Harlowl looks so much
like her mom it‘s crazy." Mad-
den later wrote on his blog. "She
eats like a little maniac. and
she's really sweet. She barely
ever cries. even when Daddy is
changing her diaper. and believe

me. I suck when it comes to dia—
pers _ but I‘m leamingl"

Mommy Time

Richie wasn't the only star
keeping the Cedars-Sinai 0b-
Gyn staff busy that day. Both
Melrose Place star Courtney
'l'horne—Smith. 40. and comedi-
an David Alan Grier. 52. wel—
corned their first children within
hours of Richie (son Jacob for
Thorne-Smith. daughter Luisa
for Grier). The next day. yet
more baby news arrived at
Cedars~Sinaiz Christina Aguil-
era. 27, and husband of two
years Jordan Bratman. 30. had
son Max Liron Bratman at
10:05 pm. (In Hebrew, liron
means my song or my joy.)
“Congratulations. We know
you'll make a wonderful moth-
er." Aguilera‘s aunt Stella Fidler
told her in a BlackBerry mes-
sage. Her niece texted back.
“Thank you! We are so happy.
Little Max is amazing!"

"She is a fine young lady,"
second cousin Twyla Hirrlinger
tells Us. adding she‘s especially
happy with Bratman as dad.
“My goodness. he's a very nice
young man! He can take care of
things. He‘s on top of it.”

A New Family

While Aguilera was still tak-
ing it easy in the hospital as of
January 14. Richie wasted no
time settling in with her new
baby girl. She and Madden re-
turned with Harlow to their
Glendale. California. home on
the same day she gave birth.

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“The day after. Nicole cried," a
source tells Us. "I think she felt
a little overwhelmed." Fonu-
nately. by the time she and Mad-
den had friends over to see the
baby. her mood had lightened.
“She was glowing." says a fami-
ly friend. “She had everyone
cracking up."

It helps that she has plenty
of" support. Mom Brenda “has
been helping around the clock."
says a pal. and Richie‘s long-
time BFF. Masha Gordon, “has
been by Nicole‘s side every sec-
ond.“ Brenda is even passing
along motherly traditions: “We
always had sweets in the
house." she was heard saying at
the hospital. “Nicole said she's
going to do that too. Now that
she’s a mom. she doesn't want
sweets to be taboo."

What's Next?

Expect the new moms to lie
low for a while — and keep
their kids under wraps from the
public — thanks to deals
they‘ve secured to sell the first
baby photos, according to
sources.

And while Aguilera and
Bratman have been hitched
since 2005. could having a baby
spur Richie and Madden to fi-
nally get engaged? Don't hold
your breath. As Richie joked
while discussing her pregnancy
on Access Hollywood. “I've got
to hold something for when I‘m
older. I can't have everything
happen in one year!"

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WEEKEND PLANS

The Reel World String Band will perfomi at Natasha's Cafe at 9 pm. Saturday. Influenced by
traditional and old-time music. the band has a touch of country. swing. blues and jazz. Ad—
mission is $7. Natasha‘s is located at ”2 Esplanade Drive in downtown Lexington. For more

1. Boelin' it in

infonnation. call 2592754.

2. Dino days

Come out and play with the dinosaurs _ extinct ones. that is. Learn to identify many of the
common rocks and fossils found in Kentucky at the “Fossils of the Bluegrass" program at the
Raven Run Nature Sanctuary at 2 pm. on Sunday. The free program includes hands~on
demonstrations with fossils and a field hike to explore limestone beds. Pre-registration is re
quested For more information. call 272-6l05. or visit the sanctuary's Web site
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Beauty, massage schools shear
the cost of professional care

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With a tight budget. profes-
sional hair care can be difficult
to afford.

But a beauty school can of-
fer the same work as a salon
does — or better — for half the
price.

“We're UK-friendly and in-
expensive." said Ann Halloran.
a UK alumna and director of
student services at the Lexing-
ton Beauty College, located at
90 Southport Dr.

Aurelia Emerson. 21 2l-year—
old student at Bluegrass Com-
mtinity and Technical College.
said she has been to the salon
about four or five times. and
goes because it is so inexpen-
sive.

“I started coming a couple
of months ago," Emerson said.
“I tried it out and I really liked
it."

LBC offers services ranging
from haircuts and color to fa-
cials and pedicures; a haircut is
$6. highlights are $35. a pedi-
cure is $15, and a manicure is
$8.

The cost of those services at
nearby professional salons can
be more than twice as much. At
J Allen Studio and Spa. located
at 527 South Upper St., a hair-
cut ranges from $40 to $70,
highlights range from $95 to
$135. a manicure is $27 and a
pedicure is‘$50. according to
their Web site. At ULTA. locat-
ed at 3220 Nicholasville Rd.. a
haircut ranges from $35 to $50.
and highlights go from $95 to
$135.

LBC‘s pricing system of-
fers beauty-school students the
chance to get real-world expe-
rience. and helps everyone
else afford What would nor-
mally be more expensive hair
care.

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pass a national exam before
they are allowed to practice in
public.

"You won't get anyone who
doesn't know what they‘re do-
ing when they‘re out there."
Halloran said. "(Beauty stu-
dents) are more worried about
what the client would want ,
they want to do it right."

Halloran also said a licensed
supervisor also always accom-
panies and watches over .stu»
dents working on the salon
floor.

LBC isn‘t the only school in
town that offers discounted rates
for its students’ services. Sotnc
massage schools. like the Lex~
ington Healing Arts Academy.
also cost less than professional
services.

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Good Morning Gladys w/
Ragatte and The Walk-0ft
8 pm, The Southgate House,
Newport. Tickets cost $6.

Bonepony
9 pm, The Dame. fickets cost $7.

FRIDAY, Jan. 25
Cincy Blues Society
Winter Blues Fest

6 pm, The Southgate House.
Newport. Tickets cost $15.

G-Funk All Stars
9 pm, The Dame. Tickets cost $6.

SATURDAY, Jan. 26
Cincy Blues Society
Winter Blues Fest

6 pm. The Southgate House.
Newport. Tickets cost $15.

Eve Six
8 pm, Phoenix Hill Tavern,
Louisville. Tickets cost $23.

Very Emergency w/ Varsovia
9 pm, The Dame. Tickets cost $3.

For the week of
JAN. 24 -~ JAN. 30

MONDAY, Ian. 28
Mark Cohn

8 pm, Clifton Center,
Louisville. Tickets cost $33

Monika H. Band
9 pm, The Dame. fickets cost $3

TUESDAY, Jan. 29
Patchwork Soul
9 pm, The Dame. Tickets cost $3

Karaoke w/ KJ Swirl
9 pm, The Southgate House,
Newport. hckets are free.

WEDNESDAY, Jan. 30
As I Lay Dying w/

August Burns Red

and Evergreen Terrace

7pm., Bogarts, Cincinnati.
Tickets cost $18.

Sick Of It All
8 pm, Headliners, Louisville.
hckets cost $17.

Grampall Jookabox w/ Doog
9 pm , The Dame. fickets cost $3.

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All massages at LHAA are
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and visitors to LHAA can re-
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60-minute massage costs $00.
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$65 to $85. depending on the
type.

"It's hard to beat a good
massage for $30." Booker said.

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A poetry competition at the
Cats Den tonight will put stu—
dents‘ rhyming and writing to
the test.

The annual Poetry Slant
Qualifier. which will send
four winners on a free trip to
Virginia Tech for the next
step in the Association of
College Unions International
competition. begins at a
pm. in the Cats Den. Ad-
mission is I'rce. Anyone in—
terested in participating
should visit the Cats Den
anytime before the event be-
gins to sign up.

If you go

What: Poetry Slam Qualifier
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“It‘s basically a conipeti~
tion for people interested in
poetry." said Cats I)en coordi»
nator Jeremy Ridgew'ay . a his-
tory and African»;\merican
studies sophomore. "You have
a chance to win a free trip .
yoi. may as well compete."

The Poetry Slam is a
three-round contest. Ridge-
way said participants should
st'lt‘t‘l lln‘ct‘ poems to perform.
and that they will be nidged
on a one to l0 scale. liach
contestant has three minutes
to perform for a panel of
.judges. which will consist of
live random members ol the
audience.

Last year there were
around Ill to II competitors.
Ridgeway said. but this year
he says they are hoping for a
bigger turnout.

"It's about the opportuni-
ty. he said. “You have a
chance to judge your poetry
against others. It‘s about
spreading the word and telling
a story."

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TIPPING '1‘} it: SCALE

Getting past the ups
and downs to make
this resolution stick

Every year I make New Year‘s resolutions. and this year. as
usual. losing weight is at the top of my list.

It seems simple enough when I write it down. All I have to
do is hop on a treadmill every day. watch what I eat zmd maybe
take some vitamins to make sure my body gets what it needs.

But then I remember it was also my
top resolution last year.
And the year before.
And the year before that.
In fact, I‘ve probably had losing
weight on my New Year's to-do
list every year since middle
p school. Unfortunately. I have
found myself falling off the diet-
ing bandwagon year after year.
which has only led to stress
eating and more weight gain.
To me. eating has always
been more than a matter of
feeding myself when I'm
hungry. It‘s a form of
recreation. a form of therav
' py and a crutch. It‘s what I
turn to when I‘m lonely.
stressed. depressed or even
just bored. It‘s mostly
emotions that drive me
to eat. and oftentimes it‘s
because of the eating

 

and the weight gain
that I‘m having those
emotions.

It‘s a vicious cir-
cle. and every year. more and more Americans ~ college kids
included 77 fall victim to it. Even though the Centers for Dis-
ease Control and Prevention reports that 66.3 percent of adults
over 20 are overweight. obese or morbidly obese. I have always
felt alone in my struggles. Walking across campus. it seems like
everyone‘s profile is the exact saute: They're slender.

The release of more and more statistics on obesity and the
throngs of people I see purchasing dieting books or joining
Weight Watchers reminds me. however. that when I try to button
my jeans and find them too tight. when I go to Gap only to dis»
cover I need a larger size. or when I step onto a scale to disem-
er I've gained a pound or five. that I ant not alone if and neither
are you.

My goals have never been to be a beauty queen or to be the
model splashed across the cover of Cosmopolitan. l. for the most
part. don‘t care about the glitz and glamour of Hollywood. I lllsl
want to be healthy.

I hope to make this column a resource for all my lcllow suf-
ferers on campus. for all of us who are looking for the motiya»
tion to make 20th the year for change. This column will run
every other week and will feature anything that might be of use
to us. from recipes to exercise tips. I invite anyone to e-mail me
suggestions. recipes or ideas.

So here's to a new year. a new me and a new you'

Emily (‘mii't'rl is (lg/IUHI’Hu/I'NIH junior. [Erna/l

a 'muwfl" In ls't‘l'llr'fJ'UIH

EMILY Coovm
Kernel columnist

Recipe for the Week
Light Apple Spice Sundae

1/2 tablespoon butter

1 small apple, diced

1/8 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
1/8 cup Splenda brand brown sugar
1 cup low-lat ice cream

1 tablespoon caramel topping

Melt the butter in a nonstick skillet, then add the apple pieces.
pumpkin pie spice and brown sugar Stir in and cook until the apple
is tender, or for approxrmately six minutes. Put ice cream in a bowl
and drizzle on caramel topping, Pour apple mixture on top, and
enjoy!

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