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THOMAS L. RILEY

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Assistant Managing bailor
Dramatic Editor

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ASSISTANT

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Morton Walker
vlralnla Nevlns
Daniel Goodman

Louise

Virginia Hatdicr
Thompson

Newi Editor
JOHN MURPHY
AS8I8TANT NEWS EDITORS
Sue Dlckerson
William Bhafer
Herron

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Mary E. Price

Society Editor

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Horace Miner
Jack Kcyscr

EDITORS
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REPORTERS

Polly Reeaa

Martha Falconer

8ports Editor

CONBOY

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Edgar Turley

WRITERS

SPORTS

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Knight

Woodson

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Fannie Curie

Davis Rankin
Edythe Reynolds

Woodhead

Oertrude Eranj

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Buford Upham
Turner Howard
Malcolm Barnes
Gilbert Ktngsberry
William Martin
Beuna Mathls
Gladys McAtee
Emmett Whipple

Eleanor Dawson
Mary Prince Fowler
Mary Galloway Orlfflth
Mary Virginia HaUey
Cameron Coffman
Mary Alice Balyeri
O. B. Ooffman
Harriet Holllday
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THEATRE RUSHING
The Kernel regrets that topics such as the
subject of this editorial merit the space allotted
to it in the columns of this issue. Unfortunate,
indeed, is it that the president of a university
must, as a result of hte action of a small
group of students who have failed to grasp the
full significance of college life, for the second
time in the school year has had to ask men to
discontinue a practice pardonable only in
youths many years their junior.
President
McVey has had just such an unpleasant experience, and has asked that The Kernel bring
the matter to the attention of the student
body.
After a recent basketball game several students took a Kentucky victory as an excuse
for "rushing" local theatres, to avoid paying the
price of admission. This is not a time for
mincing of terms. There is no justification
whatever for any student who, under the false
guise of school spirit, does anything which
brings discredit to the student body and university of which he is a part. Theatre managers in Lexington have been more than
friendly and cooperative in university activities. Freshman exuberance during the football
season has met with complete understanding
by these men. That there is a limit to such
affairs, however, is certain. The incident of
last week Is especially regrettable because mem- bers of the group rushing the theatres were for
the most part sophomores, Juniors and seniors
many presumably ready to enter upon life
careers.
It Is neither the purpose nor the wish of The
Kernel to preach or prophesy in this matter.
As an organ of the student body, however, It
feels that the one course open at this time
is that of an expression of regret for such happenings. The Kernel realizes that the great
majority of the student body joints in a pledge
to President McVey to cooperate in this matter
of maintaining friendships for the university,
and believes that they are few indeed who do
not heartily condemn this unwarranted action
of the very meager and misguided minority.

twinkling, merry eyes, and a nose much too
salient. Lincoln 47 years old, the fighting lawyer, the determined congressman, viewed the
finished product, and with his spontaneous wit
probably commented something to the effect
that he should never permit a profile.
Two years passed. Another artist caught a
glimpse of Lincoln and gave the world still anHere
other study of the matured statesman.
was Lincoln, wolfish eyes, with sharp, homely
features, with a steel clamped Jaw; a Macbeth,
a Napoleon, n Paracelsus, skyward among men,
outwitting them, outspeaking them, outstrlvlng
them.
In 18G0. during the presidential campaign,
was advised by his friends
the president-eleto have more suitable photographs made of
himself. He must smile, they said. Lincoln
smiled publicly for the first time in a year,
The smile brought a change to his face and
softened the tempered steel somewhat. The
smile did not remain lonpf, however. Shortly
before his inaugural address, Lincoln visited
Washington in order to greet his friends there,
and to be entertained by his predecessor in of
fice. His political enemies shunned him. Sc
ward wrote him a letter of resignation a
Secretary of State. The ambitious sunflower
that was Lincoln turned reluctantly on a stal
setting sun,
wart stem, faced the blood-re- d
and wilted. A photograph of hmi at this time
exemplifies a wrinkled brow, staring, pensive
eyes, a drooped mouth agape above a quivering
chin.
The war of the States cast a shadow of perplexity over the most important years of Lincoln's life. During the conflict he was pic- tured as an old man, a thinker, a futile philos
opher, a kindly old gentleman with a wreath
of scraggy wniskers encompassing his once
ambitious chin, and obliterating
the sadness of a sunken, desolate face. His eyes alone
retained the fire of the eager, fitful man that
he once was. They were compelled to shine.
The wool was spun; it was for him to weave
it. Lincoln wove the wool. The melancholy
commenced to lift like mist from a crater lake.
He reincarnated himself into the merry-eye- d,
large-nose- d,
large-eare- d,
grave-face- d
Lincoln of
period. In time the veil would
the pre-w- ar
drop at his feet. In time he w5uld regain his
individualistic spontaneity, but Clotho, Lache-sl- s,
and Atropos had not ordained it so. They
contrived; they screamed into the ear of a
maniacal actor. We forbid, they yelled, that
the world shall ever see Linclon wtlh a face
that is not clouded by some conflicting and
irritating screen. It was done. Lincoln's hair
never grew white. The whiskered wreath of
sorrow did not give place to a snowy semblance
of purity of mind. He was not born to smile
like other men who smile for campaign pictures
and do not smile again.
So Whitman wrote:
"O powerful western fallen star I
O shades of night O moody tearful night!
O great star disappeared O the black murk
that hides the star!
O cruel hands that hold me powerless
O helpless soul of me!
O harsh surrounding cloud that will not free
my soul!

KENTUCKIAN ELECTION

Wednesday, February 18, there will be a meeting of the junior class for the purpose of selecting the editor and business manager of the
1932 Kentuckian.
At this time it will be the
duty of every member of the class to attend the
meeting and to vote for the person most capable of filling the position.
The position of editor of the class annual is
an important one. The Kentuckian is a creat
memorial to the class for which It stands; it is
a vital document of the achievements of those
Who have come here and worked toward a
'
worthwhile end. Although real students do not
work for publicity, nevertheless, It Is the duty
' of those who know them to let others know of
their merited successes and achievements.
There are many qualifications which the editor of the class annual should possess. He
should understand something of printing and
make-uHe should be able to get the proper
effect for his publication from the literary and
aesthetic point of view. He should have a thorough understanding of news value, what constitutes achievement, and a proper sense of
proportion, in order that he may be able to give
to each student the prominence he merits.
The business manager of the annual should
MAN
LINCOLN,
be one who has had business training and is
Without further preparation than to run a fitted to handle the innumerable details which
large brown hand through his hair, Lincoln are a part of the office. He should be capable
said that he was ready. The painter surveyed, of conducting his business transactions in the
then painted: a noble chin, bare and promi- most economical and efficient manner. He
nent; a smooth, curved mouth suppressing a should have Industry, and should be willing to
giggle; two laughter lines, streaking a shaven cooperate with the editor in the tasks of the
jaw which angled toward an ear, large and two positions.
conspicuous; bushy hair, pitch black and conThe importance of keeping class politics out
trary; a forehead, based with pitch black eye- - of elections of this kind can not be stressed too
brows that overhung and obscured sharp, much. The fact that a student is a member of

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this or that social fraternity has nothing to
do with his ability to perform the work of a
certain office. Those students who will not
vote against their own fraternity brothers when
they know they are riot fitted for a position
have not the best interests of the school or class
at heart.
Yale

Dr. A. J. Barnouw Capt Cunningham
Be Professor
Is Pan Politikon WillMilitary Science
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Speaker for Marcn

OLD FASHIONED
bonnets, hooped skirts, shy maidenly
glances, tender courtships, love letters tied together with faded ribbons, faded flowers, faded
sentiments, fragile memoirs of the passing of
time In this age of calculating machinery, of
matter of factness, are Just plainly old fashioned. Their tenderness is still a marvel to the
moderns. The sweetness of thought, the fragility, the delicacy, the sheer beauty, which even
time cannot dull or cheapen, proves an Inspiration to the gross materialists of today.
The delicate theory of designs, spun in fine
lace, was found in the shy sentiments of old
fashioned times. There has always been something sweet and quaintly old fashioned about
St. Valentine's day, it seems to hearken back
to the days of shyness. There is always a feeling of the fragility of sentiment attached to
this day. Out of all of the days In the year
this seems to be the one which has been chosen
to be a reincarnation of things tender and delicate, the rejuvenator of illusion. Fragility
seems to be the keynote of the day.
Valentines are sent from friend to friend
merely as a gesture showing that materialistic,
or not materialistic, we arc still sentimental.
They are one of the most pleasing traditions
observed today. The funny ones arc always a
source of amusement, the frilly, sentimentally
lacy ones arc always slyly thrilling. All of
them have a quaintly old fashioned air about
them, like the fragrance of a conventional
garden. They have a way of bringing momentary tenderness, at least, to the most hardand a startling weakening of
hearted co-ethe stronger sex. They wreck havoc with the
heart and likewise with the head. Yet, they
still are the tenderest of all greetings, something to bundle together and put away among
yciir sweetest memory tokens.
Lace

Student Will Speak to
International Relations Group

Through arrangements made by
Professor Vnndcnbosch, of the political science department, Pan Politikon, student organization for the
purpose of promoting the study of
International relations on the
campus, has secured ns the convocation speaker of next month Dr.
A. J. Bnrnouw, of Columbia University. Holland has been designated by Pan Politikon as the subject of study for this spring.
Dr. Barnouw is a native of Holland and a graduate of the University of Leiden. Later he taught
there, and at the Gymnasium in
The Hague. He was also the Dutch
correspondent for "The Nation" for
a number of years. He came to
this country about eight years ago,
and has since held the Queen
professorship of Dutch
history and art at Columbia.
The two subjects which Dr. Barnouw has chosen, and on which
he will speak successively In the
morning and afternoon of March
10 in Memorial hall, arc "Dutch
Political Parties" and "The International Position of Holland."
Dr. Barnouw visits Holland every
summer, and has traveled in the
East Indies. He is the author of
the book "Holland Under Queen
Wllhelmina," which came off the
press a few years ago.

Captain William A. CunnliiRhnm.
graduate of the Vandcrbllt Civil
Engineering college In 1907, the
University of Ocorgla ns bachelor
of laws In 1913, and the University
of Michigan, as Master of laws has
arrived in Lexington to asumc the
duties as the assistant Professor of
Military Science and Tactics at the
university.
He held the position of athletic
of
director at the University
Ocorgla for 10 years and when the
was declared, he nt- World War
tended the Officer's Training Camp
at Fort McPcrson, Georgia. He was
commissioned a captain in the
United States Army.
Captain Cunningham commanded
the 321st machine gun battalion,
82nd division, in France until December, 1918, when he was promoted

to the rank of major and appointed the divisional machine gun officer, 82nd division. He was decorated with the Distinguished Service
Cross, the French Croix du Guerre
and the Italian Crocc dc Oucrra.
He was assigned to the 14th infantry, Fort Davis, but for the past
year he has been on detached service at Quarry Height as Department Motion Picture officer, Librarian, athletic officer, and recreation
officer.
It was during this tour of
duty that the army motion picture theatres were changed from
silent pictures to talking pictures.

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UNIVERSITY
SCHOOL OF MEDICINE
Durham, N. C.

On October 1. 1931. carefully selected
first and third year students will be ad-- 1
may oe sent at
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any time and will be considered In the
order of receipt. Catalogues and application forms may be obtained from the
Dean.

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The University of Kentucky claims
one of the foremost woman engineers of the United States. Margaret Ingels, who received a degree of
Engineering in the
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New York office In New York City.
She has an article in this month's
ROCKING ALONG
issue of "The Aerologist," national
engineering magazine, wherein she
discusses various factors which
Gone are the pleasant days" when we used to make for Indoor comfort or cause
stroll along the campus walks. Gay minutes discomfort indoors.
between classes, echoing "hellos" of passerbys,
and smiling faces are memories which dally
CARDS
chosen
are called to mind by existing conditions and
sighed over. They are gone but not forgottea
life
students picking their
Hundreds of sad-facWe
laborious course between classes, too engrossed
In the field of health service the Harvard University Dental School the oldAn exceptionally fine assortment and
in their momentous task to lift their heads to
est dental school connected with an
display, and feel sure that we can please
university in the United States offers
speak to their friends as they pass them by.
thorough
courses in all
and satisfy.
Scarcely one of these transient students has
branches of dentistry. All modern
(or practical work under supernerve to hold his head high. A casual visitor,
vision of men high in the profession.
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Write lor details and admission
that Is, unless he has tried to walk with them,
Co.
to Lcroy it. S. Miner, Dean
might think that the students were in deep
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mourning, or in deep prayer for some very noble
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but hopeless cause. They are in mourning and
they are praying for reckless walks; furthermore, we think that it Is a very noble cause,
but not a hopeless one.
We ask, If the student body Is a subject for
experimentation?
One might interpret such
obstacles as those presented to test the following concepts: The actual power of concentration of the average collegian; the thrill a professor gets when taking vengeance on a tardy
student; the causes and the results of "athlete's foot;" the effect on the logic of the average college person of pointing out some of the
bumps along the road of life or the proof that
" a rolling stone gathers no moss."
If we are not the subject of experimentation someone should contribute a friendly
gravel roller to break in our walks. Even in
this year of depression hundreds of shoes are
more expensive than a day's service of a gravel
roller. Besides, we are tired of rocking along
the walks and much prefer to walk along them.

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What this country needs more than a good
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If some of our marriages are made in heaven
it must be a helluva place.

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