m r" ‘ W M“- “"2 Things that sound dirty, but aren't Yeah. it's Tuesday. We are early, but we also know that most of you won't be here tomorrow, so here is a list of things that are said on Turkey Day that just don't sound quite right. Try not to laugh during SHAREJJTERACY dinner. y Gathering books for children: UK organization "It's cool whip time!" By Hillary Cromer ASSISTANT Niws [DUO-Rh "And he forces his way into the end zone!" “Talk about a HUGE breast!" [be five ineiribers of llx s ( orn munity Bookshelf raised more than ., . {It ) i'.“)"( t ‘l"‘ t‘ '(“'r Reach m and grab the (:31thqu (h irity (\tl tli w ik ibl t . g e S We received riiore than we thought we Would. the ones that won‘t immediately be used will be used for different organizations." said Allison (‘ardiri. a chemistry se- nior and member of tlte (‘ommunity Bookshelf. "Whew... that's one terrific spread!" “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!" hopes to recruit to continue successful seasons nization handed out flycrs in local neighborhoods. asking citizens to do, nate used children‘s books. Then. on Sunday. members went back and col lected the books. The books will go to the l.exiiig~ ton Family (‘ar‘e (‘enter and the YWCA Spouse Abuse (‘entern "We want to do more of these book drives next setnester. We‘ve done some in the past and they‘ve til ways been successful." (‘ardiri said. The purpose of the relatively new organi/ation is to promote liter KENTUCKY ‘j’t‘mu "Tyinq the legs together keeps the inside moist." “She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down." "If I don't undo my pants, l'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" “Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" “Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" “i didn't expect everyone to come at once!" “You still have a little bit on your chin." “You'll know it’s ready when it pops up." "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I’ve ever seen!" “Just lay back 8 take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" Source:http://www.ge ocities.com/SiliconVal ley/Vlay/BbZS/tgiv- ingtoplOs.html Compiled by: Samantha Essid and Ron Norton 6.0 5.3 Scattered thunder- storms. I'iiérst11rt'iiz: 3S€tt‘ttt‘§ VOL. 33105 ISSUE 364 ESTABLISHED IN l892 INDEPENDENT SINCE I971 ()n Friday. members of the orga- acy for cliildreir. Beyond the one-or-two- strap debate Choices: Fashion challenges arise from the myriad of ways to haul school books By Stephenie Drosick CONTRIBUTING WRITER W The days of the tradition al two-strapped backpack are long gone for many UK stu- dents. This semester. UK stu- dents tote their books around in an array of styles. "There are so many styles out now that people can find one that they really like." said Cassie Kingsland, merchan— dising. apparel and textiles senior. “You don’t have to carry a regular backpack if you don‘t want to." One of the latest back- pack crazes is one-strapped shoulder bags. These bags re» semble brief cases but give the college student a more ca— sual look. This trend could be fash~ ionrelated or students may just be looking for something different. “I think it‘s definitely fashion-related because it‘s probably more comfortable to carry a regular backpack so the weight is on both shoul— ders." Kingsland said. Students who buy these bags may want a more profes- sional look without carrying a briefcase, said a representa tive from J & H Lao—Mark in Lexington. Some students at UK car- ry camping backpacks. These packs are much larger than traditional backpacks and more expensive. Jonathon Edwards, a chemistry sophomore. said he has carried a camping back- pack for two years. “I like the size. i can get a lot of books 111 it. It has lots of compartments and storage space." Edwards said. Edwards said another reason UK students find camping backpacks appealing is because these packs distrib~ ute the weight better across your back. Many female students re- vert to large Vera Bradley bags for a softer look. “They are quilted totes with organizer pockets on the inside.“ said a representative from For Friends in Lexing- ton. "A lot of young ladies use them as bookbags." These cloth bags come in many patterns and appeal to college students because they are washable and wear well. the representative said. All of these new styles are quite a stretch from what stu- dents used to carry. ”Nobody had attache cas~ es and nobody carried book- bags." said Phil Berger. re- tired professor at the Martin School. A handful of people would strap their books to— gether with a belt and some military veterans would put their stuff iii old military-is- sue bags. But the majority of students carried nothing at all, Berger said. Despite the many trends sweeping the campus, some students said they prefer their traditional backpacks. “They hold up." said Kristy Conard. an accounting senior. “I’ve had mine since high school and I carry a lot of heavy books." Ni'm“: tint; ‘ Call: 2574915 or write: kernel@pop.uky.edu i 3 s Backpacks“ ottheootdoor adventurer. elongwithone-strepped shoulder ostodentfashiomwhiiesomestodentsstowdbythelrtrult bogs and conipietely unique bags, have lonol school backpacks. “It feels really good to be doing this for the children. We want kids to learn. that‘s our goal.“ said Kristina 'l‘albert. a Russian and biotechnology senior. During last semester‘s drive. 25o books were raised when I'K's faculty was asked to donate. "We learned that the books we donated went for a library in the YWt‘A Spouse Abuse Center. The ones that were left over. the children took home." said Kasey Becklcs. a Spanish and economics senior anti president of (‘omiriuiiity Bookshelf. “We want the children to be able to read those with their families." ”(‘hildreii books were our focus. but we got .1 bunch of adults book as well," she said. But. without the help of \oluii teers. the organi/ation may be in jeopardy There are orily live members of I'K‘s (‘ommunity Bookshelf. and most will be graduating this year. “We do a lot for Lexington and the I'K community. We're looking for people who know the value of hi er'acy. especially in children.” Beck les said. (‘ardin said the success of the program in future years would (Ie pend on dedicated \oluiiteers “We're always looking for more people to participate.“ she said. “We want people to continue with it for 8 stops 7 Should‘ve stopped before recording. Page | ww.iiyliernel.com Fill the community bookshelf To join UK's community bookshelf, a service fraternity that collects books for Lexington-area organizations. contact Kasey Beckles, Stephanie Berrong, Allison Cardin or Alyssa Scott all at 226-0612. You can also contact them if you wish to donate. years to come." -IRENDS mum l IIRNELSTAFT PHOTOS FURNISHED > Ash and Pikachu star in “Pokémon: The First Movie." Kids’ trends catching on By Nick Smith coniwiauiiii; virility All across l'lx's campus. students are hearing a lot about a madness consuming young people today. something called Pokemon. without even knowing what it is all about. “I don’t know exactly what it is. btit I see it advertised on television a lot. maybe too much." said freshman Italian magior Pierre I’leutot. 'l‘he backt’i‘outid story to Pokemon. as told iii the comics h . i and the animated series on ’I‘\'. is that .-\s'h. a young boy. linds I’ikachu. the yellow Pokerriori iriost people connect with the Pokemon image. They and other Pokemon engage in various ad ventures. The goal ofthe trading card and video games based on the story is to acquire and train as many Pokemon as possible. There are over 1.30 different types of Pokemon. according to Nintendo‘s official web site. The major difference between the Pokemon card game and other card games is that in Pokemon. players can stack their own decks. picking the best cards in order to achieve \ ictory. While some critics argue that Pokemon encourages yio lence (training Pokemon includes training them how to fight each other). all Pokemon games issued by Nintendo have earned an "E" rating (suitable for persons age six or older) by the independent Entertainment Software Rating Board. Despite the “B” rating. inatiy are worried about the effect Pokemon has on the young. National media reports indicate that Pokemon has raised concerns among the parents of the children to whom it has been introduced. along with people who work with these children. such as teachers and psychologists. These individuals feel the kids are spending too much time arid money on Pokemon and not enough on schoolwork. physi- cal exercise and recreation. and family life. However. some l'K students feel that all the uproar is over nothing. and will soon die down. “It's just another fad!" said theater sopho tnore Michael Morris. “Before this it was Power Rangers. before that it was 'l'eenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. et cetera... like all fads it will stay around until somebody comes tip with something else to distract the kids with." M. "S 4“,? . .~ F M. ._ w-.. . ‘5‘ . More Pokémon fun! 5' Pokemon Websites: A ) The official Nintendo site: www.mkemonmm The official trading card game site: www.wizards.com/ pokemon/ There will be a Pokemon giveaway November 26, 1999. The first i,500 customers at any Toys "R" Us store will each receive an official Pokemon Peel and Win card. Some will win various Pokemon prizes. (