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Kyian Editor

Donna Lawson, Junior education
major, has been chosen editor of
next year's Kentucklan by the
Board of Student Publications.
Dale Loar, sophomore education
major, will be associate editor In
charge of the fenlor section. Dob
Orndorff, sophomore Journalism
major, was elected managing editor in charge of organizations.
Kay Kuster, sophomore in home
economics, will be an assistant editor in charge of Greek pages.
Miss Lawson is a member of the
Newman Club, PTA, League
of
Women Voters, Kappa Delta and

Loar is a member of Phi Gamma
Delta, Debate Team, Student Union Board, Phalanx, YMCA Cabinet, Pershing Rifles, Junior IFC
and the Kentuckian.
Orndorff is a member of Troupers and Guignol players. He has
worked on the Kernel staff for
two semesters. His standing is 2.4.
Miss K lister's activities include
Home Economics Club, Phi Epsilon
Omirron, Links, Chi Delta Thl
and Delta Delta Delta. She worked on this year's Kentuckian and
has a 3.5 standing.'
Interfaith. She was elected January
Other members of the staff inWoman of the Month. She has a clude Larry Van Hoose, sports ed2.9 and has worked for the past itor; Judy Coppock, Carol Roll-watwo years cn the yearbook.
and Jo Anne Beggs.

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No. 114

Jones Recomsideriii
Decision Not To Run
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Taylor Jones is reconsidering his and University President Frank
decision, made in' Monday's special G. Dickey at Dr. Dickey's home
Student Congress meeting, not to after the Monday meeting.
run in a n
of the election deThe same basic principles that
clared invalid by SC last Friday. were discussed at the SC meeting:
Dean of Men Leslie L. Martin were discussed again, Dean Martin
said yesterday Jones' decision will said, and those present tried to debe made known to the SC Election cide what would be best for SC.
K'Club Initiation
Committee by noon tomorrow.
Jones and Schollett said they
Benny, Coffman and Phil Johnson, standouts on UK's basketball
Jones said a Thursday morning would have to consult with their
team this year, are pictured at the initiation ceremonies of the
conference with his attorney and party and also requested there be
outside the SUB yesterday morning:.
the SC Executive Committee and more voting places than the three
advisers will decide if he and called for in the special voting
rules set up for this election.
Frank Schollett will run.
The Campus Party would run
The two also requested the
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"only to preserve the prestige of election be put off until Friday to
SC, not because we think the first allow them more time to make
election was invalid," Jones stated. their decision.
He still denied the right of SC
Former SC President Pete Perl-ma- n
to call a new election, but reafcalled a number of SC memfirmed his desire to uphold SC's bers and got their approval of the
The
initiated 19 men
Track
Danny Jasper, Jerry prestige.
delay in the elections and request
Jones' reversal came after Jones for more voting places. .
yesterday afternoon and last night. Thompson, Jim Murphy, Bob
The SC Elections Committee and
Strawbridge and Lowell Stevens. and Schollett met with SC advisers
Initiates and
members
gathered in front of the SUB at
Basketball Howard Dardeen, Al
noon yesterday to begin their fesRobinson, Ned Jennings, Dickie
tivities. At this time men going
through initiation ate onions and Parsons, Sid Cohen and Benny
sang various songs for the public. Coffman.
Baseball Kenny Beard. Bob
After the sonj fest the men went
Linker, Mike Howell. Ron Bertsch
into the Cr ill and began to jitterRobert B. Grainger will be thedinner at 6 p.m. Thursday in the
Larry Summers, Ed Selliers,' Jay
bug:
and then bunny-hoppe- d
new president of the Kentucky SUB.
through the Grill and Cafeteria. Rhoads and Ben Crain.
Four new active members and
chapter, of the Society of Sigma
Last night they met in Memorial
Eligibility for membership into Xi, national scientific research 28 associate members will be inColiseum to conclude their initia- the
itiated into the organization at
is obtained by lettering
tion. During the initiation the new in any of UK's four major sports. honorary fraternity.
the meeting. Persons are chosen
men were dressed in sport shirts, Mickey Conner, third baseman
Grainger, associate professor of for membership on the basis of.
ties and ball trunks.
for the Wildcat baseball team, is animal nutrition at UK, will be in- demonstrated research ability.
president.
The athletes initiated were:
Principal speaker for the dinner
stalled at the organization's annual
the
will be Sterling B. Hendricks, chief
scientist at the U.S. Department
of Agriculture's Beltsville, Md.,
mineral nutrition laboratory. He
will speak on "Nutrition of Plants."
Dr. Hendricks has been with the
agriculture department since 1928
and has won a number of honors,
Payment to Ralph Flanagan's
Bob White. LKD committee had a negative attitude about the including the Hlllebrand prize nl
1937 and the USDA's Distinguished
band is being withheld by the chairman, said Flanagan was to whole concert.
Little Kentucky Derby Committee begin the concert at 8 p. m'..but
The committee decided to send Service Award in 1$53.
because Flanagan violated his
Other new officers in the Kendidn't begin until 8:30. Flanagan a letter to the Music Corporation
was supposed to play for two hours of America, the agency through tucky Chapter of Sigma XI are
with a 30 minute intermission, but which they booked Flanagan, and Margaret Hotchkiss, vice presiplayed for only an hour and a half explain why they feel they are not dent; Herbert F. Massey, secretary,
Kentuchians
obligated to pay Flanagan the full and Bernard D. Kern, treasurer.
with a 30 minute intermission.
Bortner, William K.
Charles
the contract
Today Is the last day 1959
In a committee meeting last $1250 the letter, thecalled for. will Plucknett E.and Ralph F. Wiseman
committee
In
Kentuckians will be given out Thursday night it was revealed
exclusively to seniors, and, they that some of the band members mention Flanagan's negative at- are members of the executive comare urged to get their yearbooks were not actually members of titude, the discrepancies in the mittee.
Recommended for active membefore the distribution is opened Flanagan's band. Flanagan had band members' dress, the delay of
general bership in the organization are
to all students. They may pick picked them up in Chicago on the starting time and the
poor performance of the band.
Jay L. Chambers, and Frank Kod-ma- n
them up in Room 100 of the route to Lexington.
White said the committee is willJr. of the UK Psychology
Building between
Journalism
The committee was not satisfied ing to pay Flanagan half the $1250 Department, and Joseph Lyons
nine and 11:30 a. m., and two
with Flanagan's attitude or per- because they feel he did fulfill half and Elizabeth z. Johnson of the
and four p. m.
formance. White said Flanagan of his contract.
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advisers will meet this afternoon
at 4 o'clock to rule on the changes
requested by Jones. Dean Martin
stated that the other rules for the
election set forth by the committee
last Friday will remain in effect
for the election.
At the meeting with Dr. Dickey,
the advisers helped convince Jones
and Schollett that it would be detrimental to Student Congress if
only one party ran, Dean Martin
said.
Dean Martin stated Jones and
Schollett expressed no desire to
destroy SC.
Dr. Dickey, when asked if he
had anything to add on the, results of the meeting, said, "The
decision relative to holding another
election has come from student
groups. This seems fitting, as Student Congress is a student organization."
Pete Perlman urged "everyone
to get out and give their candidate
the same support in this election
as they did in the previous one."

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One of the husband and wife
teams who will participate in commencement exercises Monday are
Mr. and Mrs. Charles E. Goes.
Charles Is from Harlan, and will
be graduated from the College of
Law. His wife, the former Betty
Anne Holtzclaw of Louisville, will
be graduated from the College of
Arts and Sciences.

* 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday, May 20, 1959

the fid Student Congress

from a college not Indicated on his
ID card, he must support this with
a letter from the dean of the college from which he is enrolled.
5. If a name is already crossed
off, election officials shall assume
this is an error if the ID card has
not been punched. Election officials
will star this ballot and the name
on the roster.
6. As the voter marks the ballot,
the vpter's ID card will be punched
and his name will be marked off
the master list.
7. The ID card will be returned
after the ballot is marked. '
8. Election officials are to watch
as the ballot is deposited.
9. Ballot boxes will be picked up
by the election
commissioners
every three hours. They will replace the older ballot box with a
new one at that time.
10. Election officials are not to
leave the poll until their replacement arrives.
11. Commissioners will check out
tables and note ballots unused and
collect them.
On Friday the executive cabinet
proposed that three rather than
nine voting places be used for the
rerun. The group also proposed
that colored ballots be used, a different color for each college.
The Friday meeting lasted for
about four hours.

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tive cabinet, representatives from
th parties and the SC election
enmmittee accepted 11 rules of
o ocedure for a rerun of the SC

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rjdav night after the cabinet
ted the results of the May 6
lection "null and void."
The proposed procedure rules are

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1. Voters will present ID cards.
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ture carefully to confirm Iden-- u
tcation.
2. No votes may be cast by proxy.
J. The voter shall be handed one
.Hot from the appropriate college,
action officials shall initial the
nlJot as it is given out.
t. If the voter asks for a ballot

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Whitman Expert Says Poet Prof. Elliot Student Bar
J ever spoke With Lincoln
Given Plaque Elects Four
New Officers

It is doubtful if Walt Whitman.
the poet, ever spoke with Presi-UAbraham Lincoln, a leading
authority on Whitman told a group
of UK Library Associates and staff
members Monday night.
Charles E. Feinberg of Detroit,
who was lecturing on "Lincoln and
Whitman," said even though Whitman had seen Lincoln 20 to 30
times, it is almost certain if he
had talked with him, he would
have made a written record of the
meeting.
The speaker showed copies of
letters and manuscripts by Whitman which are in his private collection. These included a copy of a
recently discovered poem, "Kentucky," which concerns the decision of Kentucky to join the North
in the Civil War. The first line
describes the state of "Kentucky,
daughter of Virginia."
Feinberg also showed the third
verse of the Whitman poem, "Captain. My Captain." The other
verses are on display elsewhere.
"Drumbeats" also was sho-vnAnother Whitman memoriabilia
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of Feinberg's is a list of 80 words
of mourning and grief, used by
Whitman when he wrote "When
Lilacs at the Dooryard Bloomed."
Whitman could have used any of
these words in the poem, but did
not do so, and Feinberg thinks the
list was used to create a "mood
for writing the poem.

The speaker agrees with Whitman that "Lincoln was a product
of the South, and there learned
the principles of democracy."
"Whitman was a religious poet,
with a deep belief in God and a
belief In immortality," Feinberg
said. "He was not for sophisticated
readers."

The UK Horticulture Club has
presented a plaque for outstanding service to Prof. N. R. Elliot,
a professor in the Department of
Horticulture for 20 years.
Elliot was given the plaque at
the club's annual picnic. He has
been a horticulturist at the University since 1914.
A graduate of Wooster College
and Ohio State University, the
professor was In
charge of all planting on the University for some 20 years and also
was responsible for laying out the
walks, driveways and building
locations on the campus during
that time.

The UK College of Law has
announced election of officers for
the Student Bar Association for
the 1959-6- 0 school year.
President of the association will
be Kenneth B. Kusch, Kenvir.
Other officers will be J. William
Howerton, Paducah, vice president;
E. David Marshall, Frankfort, secretary; and William M. Dishman,
Danville, treasurer.

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A skit chairman is needed for
all organizations wishing to take
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* Friday's Election Will Decide Fate Of SC
At the special meeting of Student
Congress Monday night we, along

with the 100 or so other interested
visitors who lined the walls of the
Law School Courtroom, had a chance
to observe a dramatization of the saying that "a University is but life in
miniature" which has been kicked
about so much of late.
Among the speakers were the archetypes one will find in any society:
the cool, objective analysts with a firm
grasp of the situation; the impassioned but illogical zealots; the selfish schemers; the conscientious; the
disinterested; and the detractors who
are convinced that the situation is irreconcilable, ridiculous and so much
buncombe and who would prefer to
sweep" the dirt under the rug, tidy up
the legislative household and wait until spring to do a thorough cleaning
job.

it up" only in the sense that an

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chef has put in the ingredients. It
was not our recipe or concocted at
our order; we merely applied me
heat that brought it to a boil.
We were vividly shown Monday
night that the Kernels stand on the
election discrepancies is bitterly condemned in some quarters, and that we

are nothing nTore than trouble-maker- s
for reporting what we sincerely
thought to be a gross disenfranchise-men- t
of the rights of University students. But because we believe our one
responsibility is to uphold and defend
the students' rights, and because we
acted only on that principle and not
out of a desire to smear or impugn
the intergrity of either presidential
candidate, we shall remain firm in our
belief that exposing the fraudulent
voting was our duty and the right

We were honestly surprised to find,
from a speaker whom we shall not
name out. of respect for his right to
his own opinion, what appeared to be
vindictiveness toward
a deep-seate- d
the Kernel. In a vitriolic outburst that
neatly but unconvincingly laid the
blame for the election scandal on the
paper's desire for a "good story," the
speaker said the the Kernel had
"stirred things up all year long" and
implied that we, not the ballot-bo- x
stuffers, were to blame for the im-

course of action to take.
The Kernel will not support either
party in the new election on Friday,
assuming that Mr. Jones and his party's candidates decide to run. We have
no favorites in this election, and our
only interest is in seeing representatives and officers installed in Student
Congress whose seats will have been
won without any tainted votes being
cast, without any aspersions of dishonesty being cast. The issue at hand
transcends parties, platforms and
broglio.
personalities; it strikes at the very
An accusation such as this would .heart of the integrity of the previous
earn its proponents ) an immediate election and in a sense is a slap in the
"E" in any course in basic logic. The face of every University student who
corruption was there; we pointed it believes in and desires an incontrover-tibl- y
honest election.
out, admittedly in strong language,
The Campus Party's candidates' de
but we did not create it. We "stirred

Cawood Says Adieu
Remarks Of A Flunking Sage
By HAP CAWOOD

trying to shatter the Funkhouser Building with a cone of cotton candy. All the
while we laughed at our professors for
using the U. S. flag as a tie, only to be
flushed into the commode of rejection
vith our Ivy League pants on. Now all
us little Zorros get our horses taken away.
We trot to our advisor and ask if he
would have a friendly chat.
"Okay, dammit," he says.
"I thought this was a democracy,"
you say.
"Where'd you get that idea?"
"It should be."
"Why?" he asks. At that, you're sorta
hut up for the year. Then you wonder
if it's not too late to catch up, first
chapter first.
But memories are sweet. I'm almost
impassioned to tears to think of the
fond memories I leave behind, e.g.,
prom, the time
Naples High junior-senio- r
12 girls at the sevenI fell in love w.th
th-grade
sock' hop, the beer party
after kindergarten graduation ceremonies,
etc.
Too, I remember when I was an incoming freshman and everyone said,
"Welcome to the University of Kentucky." It's one big brotherhood, the

audits say.
To better make my expression flow,

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Silvah, and awaaaay. Behold

the news:
First, apologies to 1. Polly Adler for
rot really being a new sorority housemother, 2. Sally Clompu, whose name I
ppt under "Pregnant" instead of "Going

Students' Party in anywhere near the
degree that it will bring destruction
to student government on this campus.
We think the new election procedures adopted by the congress Monday

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DRAFTED
Hap
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Priscilla

Wheeeeee.

night arc adequate to ensure honesty
at future polling places, and we shall
support whatever decision the Elections Committee reaches letween now
and the. election itself. If it decides
to exclude the Law School, the Graduate School and the Pharmacy School
-i- n which the Kernel found no voting discrepancies whatsoever from
the new election, we shall also support that decision.
Our only interest, now as in the
past, is to preserve the integrity of
the congress, the University and its
students, without regard for any
favoritism for cither political party.

The Readers9 Forui
No Solution Given
To The Editor:
In your editorial of May 14 ("In
The Air: A Stench Of Fraud"), you
suggested that new elections be held,
but you didn't say how the fraudulent
practices of May 6 could be elimi-

nated.

Ebebt Warden

Not All TV Is Bad
To The Editor:
It seems that Stan Carr has made a
suggestion to some of our local viewers through your "University Soapbox" (Wednesday, May 13 Kernel) to
" 'can' your crystal set and: watch TV.
Then you will really be disgusted."
I would like to suggest to Mr. Carr
that it is an old but very true statement that you can't please all of the
people all of the time. Such excellent
programs on television as "Playhouse
90,". "Dupont Show of the Month,"
"20th Century," "Meet Me In St.
Louis," "Behind the News," "Doug
Edwards and the News" and many
others certainly cannot leave viewers
with the feeling of disgust that Mr.
Carr seems to feel they should have.
in such shows as Danny Thomas,
Red Skelton, "Zane Grey Theatre,"
and "Have Gun, Will Travel." In fact,
let it be said that with the hundreds
of hours of television programming
available there is something for everyone. It is easy to attack any medium
or anything else for that matter-b- ut
we sincerely hope that the many
students who enjoy television in Central Kentucky will view Stan Carr's
statement with disgust.
R. C. Wiecand

General Manager
WKYT Television, Lexington

Radio On The Rise

pre-final-

society

editor and call myself Tokyo Rose

re-electi-

There is wonderful entertainment

Steady," and 3. to SC
Hap
Cawood, for having congratulated him
before his impeachment.
So, my friends, wheeeee wowwwwww!
It's UK professor auction time. We give
professors away each year so as to not
be bogged down with superiority. If you
want a professor, look in your want ads
for ."Distinguished Professor of the Year."
sale; the best gotta go.
It's a closing-ou- t
Wheeeee.
Meanwhile, back at the observatory, a
star party. Talking about being high. . . .
Hear by the oodlie grapevine (me
Tarzan; you frigid) that four flinging
frats went wayyy out to swing out of the
happy city. A mass maul with UK's 100th
s
annual
mobilized purge. Wheee,
' you, Terry Tonson, for
Regrets to
breaking your back. That's what you get
for standing too close to the ballot boxes
and getting stuffed in yourself. Betcha
you were softa surprised when they
opened it and counted you as a vote.
Supercolossal regrets to you, Hap
Cawood, for not being able to come back
because you're so stupid. Didn't know
that when you dedicated yourself to being
a laureate of the underdog you'd be
representing such a majority, didja?
Till then, so long to you and you and
you and you and you and you and Aunt
Grundy and mom and dad and the
United States. Oh, how will I ever live
it down! Have you ever been exiled?.
t

The Great Rat Race has evolved into
ihe stretch of itself. Now we find that
our blasphemous beatings against the
Administration were about as effective as

cision to withdraw from a
is a matter that will possibly be reversed Thursday, when the Election
Committee meets. We hope they will
consider the effect their withdrawal
will have on Student Congress for
next year, and we hope they will not
withdraw from Friday's election. A
refusal to run again will neither bring
martyrdom to tbem nor victory to the

To The Editor:
In regard to the recent flaming
Lexington radio controversy stirred
up. by Linda Hockensmith, who incidentally is my roommate, I'd like to
add more fuel to the fire.
Although I mainly concern myself
with the programming policies of
WBKY, I've taken it upon myself in
recent weeks to listen to "downtown"
Lexington radio frequently. It seems
to me that the quality of programming

lias definitely improved within

the

past two or three months.
In his letter, Stan Carr mentioned
several examples of what has been
done to raise programming standards
in Lexington commercial radio, but I
think it also needs to be brought out
that once a symbol has been firmly
established, 1t takes time