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The Kentucky Kernel
UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON, KY., MAY 21, 1920

VOL. X.

No. 31

IN PATT.

JOURNALISM PICNIC WILL
BE AT IDLEWILD MAY 29

HALL

ture "Big Time"
Night

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MOome on In, the water's fine," will
be the call on the afternoon of Saturday, May 29, at Idlewlld on the Kentucky River, where the annual picnic
for the students in the Department
of Journalism will be given by Professor and Mrs. Enoch Grehan.
Idlewild is a delightful spot in the
midst of the river hills, eight mile3
west of Versailles. Cherry Lodge, on
the Woodford side of the river, has
been reserved for the afternoon, and
the fun will consist of boating, bathing, and a delicious picnic supper.
Moonlight dancing on the piazza of
Cherry Lodge will follow for those
who "trip fae light fantastic," and the
cavalcade of motor cars will start the
trip home about 8:30 o'clock.
All students in the Department of
Journalism are especially invited, and
the hosts request that their guests
accept this notice as a final invitation. The party will leave the Main
Building promptly at 12 o'clock.

COMING FROM CLASS AT BLUE RIDGE.
Kentucky should have at least fifty students attend the Southern Student Conferences at Blue Ridge, June
15 for women, and June 16 to 5 for men. Fifteen women and over a dozen men have already signified
their intention of attending.
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COMPANY "D" WINS
COMPETITIVE DRILL

Georgetown College

ALUMNA

Law Graduate of '17 Is Executive Secretary of
Woman's Clubs
Miss Lena Madesin Phillips, as Executive Secretary of the National Federation of Business and Professional
Woman's Clubs received the highest
salary of any alumna of the University of Kentucky. Her salary is $5,000
a year.
There is a photograph of Miss Phillips on the cover of a recent issue of
"The Independent Woman" and in the
March issue of the People's Magazine
she is classed among the really great
women of the United States "who do
not darn."
Miss Phillips, a daughter of Judge
W. A. Phillips, of Nicholasvllle, Kentucky, was graduated from the
of Law of the University of Kentucky in 1917. She is a member of
the Ghi Omega fraternity.
Miss 'Phillips was one of the leading musicians of Kentucky. She studied music and nrt in Europe before
taking her professional course.
As the Executive Secretary of the
National Federational of Business and
Professional Women's Clubs, Miss
Phillips has offices in the Flatlron
Building, New York City. She came
through Lexington Sunday night en"
route to Little Rock, Arkansas, where
she addressed
the Federation
of
Woman's (Clubs lu regard to her work.
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Alpha Delta Sigma To
THETA SIGMA PHI
Establish Chapter At
INITIATION MAY 25

MISS PHILLIPS HIGHEST
PAID KENTUCKY

FRIDAY

Bathing Beauties, "Gwendolyn," and Other Attractions Will Fea-

Mr. and Mrs. Grehan To
Give Newspaper Stu- dents Outing on
Kentucky River

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Formal Installation of Phi Sigma,
women's local journalistic fraternity,
as a chapter of the national honorary
fraternity1 for women.
journalistic
Thetia Sigma Phi, has been postponed
until next week owing to the fact that
it was impossible for the installing officer to come to Lexington on the
date announced in the last issue of
the Kernel.
The following young women are to
be Initiated into the national fraternity: Martha Buckman, Louise Will,
Elizabeth Card, Adele Slade, Marguerite McLaughlin, Mary Archer
Bell, Margaret McClure and Elizabeth
Marshall.
Theta Sigma Phi, national, was
founded at the University of Washington in 1909 and now has chapters
in many of the large universities The
granting of the petition of the local
Phi Sigma, along with similar applications from Columbia University,
New York City, and Knox College,
Galesburg, 111., is another step toward
placing the University of Kentucky
among the leading colleges of journalism in tho country.

HONOR FRATERNITY
FORMED BY MEN IN
ECONOMICS DEPT.
A now fraternity, Pi Chi, a local
organization composed of men major
ing in Economics and Business Administration, has been formed for tho,
purpose of promoting tho welfare of
the department and recognizing schol-- '
arship in these branches. Men who
signed the petition nre: Robert J.
Raible, C. Raymond Rodgers, Jim E.
Wilhelm, H. B. Lloyd, C. E. Fisher,
and Fred K. Augsburg.
It is a professional fraternity with
scholarship qualifications, and purposes to affiliate with a national or'
ganization.

Alpha Delta Sigma, the national
honorary fraternity In journalism,
which has a chapter at the University
of Kentucky, will establish a chapter
at Georgetown College during the
next week.
The local fraternity at Georgetown
petitioned Alpha Delta Sigma some
time ago and it was decided at the
meeting of the Grand Council last
week to grant the petition.
The Georgetown chapter will be initiated by the Henry Watterson chapter, of Kentucky, as this is the closest chapter to Georgetown.
The members of the Henry Watterson chapter are:
Enoch Grehan,
Herndon Evans, Donald Dinning, Robert J. Raible, J. P. Barnes, Jesse Tapp,
Harry Cottrell, James Dixon, William
Soward, Ralph Peters, Arthur Cameron and J. Burton Prewitt.

$500 SCHOLARSHIP

OFFERED AG. MEN
The University has another scholto offer to young women students. It will be awarded to students in the College of Agriculture
who havo completed tho work of tho
junior year.
The Sharploss Generator Company,
West Chester, Pennsylvania,
has
given a scholarship of $500 annually
to be awarded by a committee and
Dean Cooper has appointed Professor
J. J. Hooper, Miss Sweeney and Professor George Roberts as members of
the committee. The object of tho
scholarship Is to promote the dairy
Interost in Kentucky and to encourage young men not only to study dairy
products and their value of food, but
after graduation to enter public service work and educate tho American
people in a greater and more intelligent use and consumption of all kinds
of dairy products.

arship

Freshmen Company "D" won the
prize in the competitive drill of the
cadet battalion last Wednesday. The
Sophomore companies were under a
fifteen per cent handicap, but the work
of every company was excellent, said
the judges, Captain Albert S. J.
Tucker, Commandant, H. P. Mason,
formerly of the Sixth 'Marines and
"Red" Davidson, formerly of the
Ninetieth Division.
J. C. Everett, Maysville, is the captain of the winning company, and
Charles Smith and W. R. Wilson are
lieutenants.
The prize of about ?G5
is given by the University and is to
be disposed of as the company sees

You are under arrest, that is unless
you step lively In the direction of the
Mardi Gras on Patt. Hall lawn Friday
night. It's Just the way the big policeman is going to treat you if you resist.
But of course, you don't want to miss
one minute of it from 7 o'clock to 12
for it Is to be the most dazzling, elaborate festivity the University ever
imagined. Besides the proceeds are
going to make life endurable for you
when you have to Walt several hours
lor your girl in the Patt. Hall parlor.
For the most comfortable new furniture and restful decorations will make
time fly in place. of the gloomy room
now used as your torture chamber.
You heard something about It in
chapel when Uncle Si and Aunt Sally were discussing it with Handsome
Fred I mean little Si and Sally. Well,
they didn't mention half the attractions of this carnival night.
There will be confetti In the air and
horns blowing and scores of fantastic
and beautiful costumes moving about
under the soft glow of the Chinese
Booths will form a gay
lanterns.
white way to the Patt. Hall doors

(Continued on Page 7)

BANQUET
HELD

MONDAY

NIGHT

fit.

McIn the Individual competition held Mr. Grehan and Miss
Laughlin Receive Tokens
to determine the best trained privates
of Appreciation
W. B. Howell, sophomore of Company
A, and W. D. Noulin, freshman, of
The annual Stroller banquet was
Company D, won the individual prizes
given Monday night in the ballroom
of ?5 each.
of the Phoenix Hotel. About thirty
were in attendance, including members of the cast of "The Climbers,"
Doctor Best Receives
Note From Distant Land and the officers.
Herndon Evans presided as
Letter From Madagsacar Asks About
Fountain pens, engraved "Strollers
His Work With Deaf and Blind.
Mr. Grehan
1920" were the favors.
"Eminent Doctor" is the beginning was given a laced cordova wallet and
of' an interesting letter recently re- Miss McLaughlin received a silver
f
ceived from the
Island of Mad- mesh bag as appreciation of their
agascar by Doctor Harry Best, Pro- services to the organization.
Tho guests were: Mary E. Downfessor of Sociology at Kentucky.
It is written in French, and seeks ing, Martha Buckman, Claribel Kay,
"concerning
information
tho best Carlisle Chenault, Louise Connell,
means of establishing in tho Island of Elizabeth Marshall, Margaret Smith,
Norma Rachel, Mary E. Lyons, NanMadagascar, philanthropic and
works in behalf of tho blind cy Smock, Myrtle Clar, Frances
Marsh, and iMargaret McLaughlin, Mr.
and deaf mutes."
The story is best told by tho letter, and Mrs: Enoch Grehan, Emory
Milton Revlll, Preston Cherry,
which said in part: "I thought for
that purpose best to address myself Gi over Creech, Fred Augsburg, Auryno
to tho experiences of the learned Pro- Hell, Harry Brailsford, Frunk
William Finn, Torrill Com,
fessor of Sociology of the University
of Kentucky, whoso works, "Tho J. E. Williams, John Land, Donald
Evans,
Robert
Blind," and, "Tho Deaf," are authori- Dinning, Herndon
Raible, and Robert Mitchell.
ties in the matter."

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Tho application of Beta Sigma Alpha, local fraternity organized some
time ago, to tho national fraternity,
ot Alpha Gamma Hho for a chaptor,
was passed favorably upon at tho Naheld at Cornell
tional Convolution
April 29, 30, and May 1, and a chapter will bo Jnstalled here before the
semester closes.
Alpha Gamma Rho has fourteen
chapters In the principal universities
and colleges In the tUnlted States.
Charter members of tho local chapter, all of whom are former service
men In ithe College of Agriculture,
are: Professor E. J. Kinney, Alpha
chapter, Ohio; F. N. Barrett, Beta
chapter, Illinois, and U. S. Byrd, Murray; Harry W. Farmer, Stanford; R.
H. Ford, Winchester; C. E. Harris,
West Point, Miss.; J. W. Holland,
Whltesvdlle; C. A. Hollowell, Princeton.; J. E. Humphrey, Central City;
Victor Oliver and P. F.'van der Watt,
South Africa; J. H. Taylor, Henderson; H. V. Tempel, Paducah. The
pledges are: W. S. Anderson, Lexington; C. A. Horn, Wlckliffe; Charles
Hubbard, Princeton; H. V. McfClure,
Lawrenceburg.
LOUISE WILL, ACCEPTS OFFER
TO TEACH IN LOUISVILLE.
Louise Will, senior in the College ot
Arts and Sciences, for the past year
managing editor of the Kernel and.
president of the Women's Self Government Association, has accepted an
offer ito teach in a Louisville school
next year. She will receive a very
attractive salary.
The sun is so far away from the
earth that if a child just born had an
arm long enough to reach out and
touch the sun, the child would be 200
years old before; it knew it was
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REMEMBER

"WATCH YOUR WATCH"
Deans Cooper and Boyd
ALPHA GAMMA RHO
TO ENTER KENTUCKY
Give Senior Reception Get Your Watch Cleaned and Put In
Social Fraternity In College of Agriculture To Receive a National
Charter.

HOME OP

Order. A Watch That Will Not
Keep Time is Equivalent
to no
Seniors of the College of AgriculWatch at all. Careful Watch Reture and the College of Arts and SciGuarantee
pairing.
Satisfaction
ence of the University of Kentucky
Plus Promptness.
were ontertnined Saturday evening by
R. W. SMOCK
Dean and Mrs. Thomas P. Cooper and
Bean and Mrs. Paul P. Boyd at Dean
157 South Limestone.
Cooper's home In Scovell Place. The (Formerly with Caskey Jewelry Co.)
list of those Invited Included ninety-onnames.
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Astronomy Class Holds
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Picnic at Observatory THAT APPEAL TO
s
The members of Professor
COLLEGE MEN
Astronomy class met at the ObSee Them At
servatory for a last look at the sun
Down-ing'-

and the stars through the telescope,
followed by a grand picnic supper last
Wednesday evening. The women of
the class contributed the substantial
of the lunch while the men brought a
large freezer of ice cream. The long
winter of "Observatory every Wednesday" ended with good things to eat
ind a good time for all.

Doctor Noyes Speaks
to Chemical Society
Dr. William A. Noyes, President of
the American Chemical Society, addressed the Lexington Section of the
at
society last Thursday afternoon
1:30 in the Physics Lecture Room.
His subject was: "The Foundations
The
for Chemical Development."
keynote of Doctor NSoyee's address
was the desire for service without the
main consideration being the return
In dollars. Doctor Noyes is Professor
of Chemistry at the University of Illinois and widely known both as
author of many standard text books
and as a public speaker.

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The writer Is wondering If the
body has observed that "lloom
202" Is ft reality hero on our own campus. The much "despised and rejected of men," Chem Lecture Room,
bears that number. A student Is writing new words for the song and in
part It rung like this: "In room two
hundred and two, 'Mighty iMaxon
keeps talking to you."

PENNANTS $1.00 and up.

Btu-de-

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of
Professor Hooper, Department
Dairying, has been chosen one of
twenty-fiv- e
Judges of Jersey cattle for
e
fairs which the American Jersey
Club Is appointing throughout the
states. The club contributes premiums ito the fairs and since It does, It
feels that, it should have a part In
suggesting the calibre of men who
will do the Judging, so two men from
this section have been selected. The
other Judge is John Lee, of Shelby-vlllThis is not only an honor for
the University but our State should
feel a pride in having two representatives.

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Dean Paul P. Boyd will go to
Bloomfleld to deliver the commencement address at the high school there
Friday evening. He was in MaysviHe
the first part of the week to give a
lecture to the Maysville Woman's
Club, his subject, "The Social Function of the IChurch."
Professor

E. F. Farquhar,

head of

the Department of English, will lecture on "The Literature of the Bible"
at the Southern Student Conference
conducted by the National Board of
the Y. W. C. A. at Montreat, North
Carolina, from June 4 to June 14.

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Senior Journalist Has Treatise Published in National Pedagogical
Magazine.
in the College
of Arts and Sciences, and student in
the Department of Journalism, has
won recognition while still in school,
as a writer of ability. In the May
number of the American School Board
Journal, a periodical of School Administration published in Milwaukee,
there appears an article on "Why Personal Growth Is Painful to the Ordinary Teacher," written by Mr. Peters.
The average teacher begins her
oareer with plenty of ideals and much
enthusiasm, but after a few years in
the profession, these ideals are not so
bright or enthusiasm so glowing, and
the teacher finds herself in a rut from
which she makes no endeavor to escape. Mr. Peters' article is a comprehensive analysis of tone of the outstanding problems which are confronting educators today and contains some
for improvepractical suggestions
ment.
Mr. Peters has made several contributions of poetry to the Kernel, some
of which have been republished in
Lexington papers. Ho has also written other urticles and poems exclusively for tho Kernel. He is a
member of Alpha Delta Sigma, honorary fraternity in Journalism.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

QUIHREI

by the student body
of the University of Kentucky, for the benoflt of the students,
alumni and faculty of the Institution.
The Kentucky Kernel Is the official newspaper of the University. It
Is Issued with a view of supplying Its subscribers with all the college news
of Kentucky, together with a digest of Items of Interest concerning tho
Universities of other States and Canada.

rubllshed every Friday throughout the College year

EDITORIAL STAFF.
ROBERT JULES KAIBLE
Martha Buckman
Donald Dinning
Mary Elizabeth James
Adalo Slade
J. G. Segenfoltcr
Gerald Griffin
Artlfur Cameron
Arthur Hodges

EDITOR-IN-CHIE-

Managing Editor.
Assistant Managing Editor.
Feature Editor.
Associate Editor.
Sport Editor.
Sport Editor.
Squirrel Food.
Departmental Clubs.

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Tho guy who said: "Yon Casslus
"It Is drizzling today and wo won't
has a loan and hungry look," was evi- drill."
dently thinking of Dr. Tlgert.
"Don't worry about your absences,
I'll be glad to relnstato you."
I'll Say They Do!
"Can't I take you to town In my
Farquahar:
"Now that expresses car."
REPORTERS.
Mary Archer Boll
Adeline Mann the universality of man. When I say
Thompson Van iDeren
Lucille Moore
Robert Mitchell, Jr.
Fred Augsburg
Amanda Forkner
man I mean women too."
After Burleson Is removed with
Tom D. Woodson
Paul I'eck Emmett Swilsshelm.
Foster: "Certainly, you know men force, let us recommend Miss Bean
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Business Manager.
H. B. Lloyd
Assistant Business Manager.
J. Burton Prowltt
Circulation Manager.
Glonn Tlnsley
You Are Right.
You'll have to admit that a canner
You can string beans, kid gloves
AU RE VOIR!
can can anything he can can, but a
but you can't bullfrogs.
canner can't can a can, can he?
This Issue of the Kernel is to be its last for the scholastic year
Fair to the End.
because, as is its custom, the paper closes Its work early enough to give the
"The editor wishes you, pleasant
A Louisville
woman ordered her
sufficient itlrae to prepare for the final battle with the professors, the
staff
examinations. Lot us therefore take a backward look and try to appraise the ashes divided equally between her exams and a happy summer."
two husbands. This woman remained
value and the service of the paper for the session now closing.
The session has been one of marked activity and unceasing labor for fair even unto death.
Just Crazy Stuff.
those who have been good enough to give their time and talent to the proKing Henry IV.: "The llr3t thing
His Shortcoming.
duction of a student paper. Its course throughout the year has been interwe do, let's kill all the lawyers."
suits
Jack Dempsey has thirty-ninrupted by no untowai'd event save by one, when it was compelled to suspend
publication of one issue on account of labor troubles in the office of Its pub- of clothes and not a khaki among the
Listen, there are three ways to a
lisher. Indeed, It has been ito those of us who have taken it most seriously to bunch.
woman's heart. One of these is flatheart and sought to promote its usefulness, a year of so marked gratification
tery. The next time you are Intro
Senior Stuff.
and results that we hope we shall be pardoned a more or less personal animadduced to a dame, say:
Grehan: "Who was Blackstone?"
version at the parting of ithe ways for the brief season that shall Intervene
"A fairer form, a face more sweet,
Colpltts:
"Why
he was Never
this time and our reassembling in September.
hath It been my pleasure to
er Blackstone."
The Kernel knows full well that like all other human organizations, It er
meet,"
has not fulfilled the highest mission which its promoters had marked out for
and you will see
Extra! Extra!
it in the race, now closing. But be that as it may, it hopes that it has served
"The light of midnight's starry heav
The other day when I was perusing
to some extent both the University of Kentucky and its comrades, and with
ens
this abiding hope we look forward with avidity and pleasure to the succeed- one of my lady friend's memory books Within her radiant eyes."
I came across the following:
ing session.
RECIPE FOR ?
We do confess that hands slip each from each somewhat with sadness
No wonder Fannie Hurst does not
Four Hps pressed tightly together.
but our stewardship has been a source, nevertheless,
when we say good-bycare to live with her husband, the
f
cup of kidding.
of pleasure and profitable experience. Indeed, we are thankful that Illness,
poor guy Is a composer of music, only
Two ounces of love.
death and many of the unhappy circumstances which wrought so gravely the
(the pleasant enterprise of producing a student paper,
Baked well and served in the dark. a deaf mute could stand it.
preceding year against
,
did not return to cast their shadow again across our pathway.
Instead of saying: "The first time
This Was Also There.
The spirit of good comradeship both on the part of faculty and students
are fools who kiss and tell." I heard that Joke I kicked a slat out
"There
has made the year one iwhich, for those of us who are, about to retire perIncidentally she is "some woman." of the cradle," why not say something
manently, shall for all time be remembered with pleasure, and which we trust
different, as: "I busted a safety pin."
will be, in some meagre measure, a source of inspiration to those who shall
o
Will I, or Won't I?
take up the work where we shall so reluctantly lay it down. For the first
If the cost of clothes and food conWhoso flndeth a wife, flndest a
time In the history tof the Kernel It closes the session virtually free from
debt, and, according to its policy, its columns also have been free from un- good thing, and obtaiineth favor with tinues on the upward climb we will
have to go without clothes and graze.
the Lord. Proverbs
kind criticism of its fellows.
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The students this year have performed their dally duties somewhat as
they always have, yet, there seems to be a change for the better. Some
have become "rambunctious" and "cussed out" the coach and various professors, but, please "the Fates, may they always do so, for it is but natural for
youth so ito offend, if not always pious. Some of the more reckless chauffeurs
who use the campus for a speedway, have driven across the grass; still, this
gives the campus a "shake well before using" appearance. Several, in fact,
all the freshmen received free haircuts; we are not elaborating on the beauty
of them, but they were free; and several sophomores received free baths, annual affairs as they are all in the college calendar. Instead of taking a donkey to the iPhyslcs Building they have taken goats to the fraternity houses,
which at least shows some improvement.
The Kernel has ambitious schemes on foot for the forthcoming season.
Through the assistance of the Registrar it has been able to reach a number of
high school students. It hopes, next year, to reach through its columns every
senior In the high schools of Kentucky. It hopes to reach all the future Governors, Senators, as it were, and mayhap a President, and a few who may
not be Governors or Senators. (We repeat, we hope, without egotism or
boasting, that the Kernel has been called "the best college paper in the
South." Next year we hope and expect to make it one of the best, nationally,
and wo feel that if the public extends to us the same support, which it has
so generously given in the past, this goal may be reached.
When Brutus and Casslus parted for the last time, Brutus said:
"And whether iwe shall meet again, I know not.
Therefore, our everlasting farewell take.
Forever and forever, farewell, Cassias.
If we do meet again, why we shall smile.
If not, why then, this parting was well made."
AU RE VOIR!
Centre had a flag rush and several Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
were slackers; the others The saddest are these, "Exams again."
wanted to cut their hair. One young
freshmen

fellow stood them off with a revolver,

Homo Ec students
he was determined that ho should not the quotation,
copy after the University of Kentucky. are happiest."

"Home-keepin-

It is better to dwell in the wilder
ness, than with a contenious and an
gry woman. Proverbs
piled by Buckstring.

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Here He Lies.
The young man led for a heart,
The maid for a diamond played,
The old man came down with a club,
And the sexton used a spade.
Wampus.
Mademoiselle On Dlt: "I know this
sounds pungent, but I wish we girls
could wear track suits like the boys,
you see they would not Interfere when
we run, etc."
Here We Are Again.
Knight of Lexington Drug says:
"I wonder who ds to be the trainer for
the girls track team?"
"Go where the Goes Go to the Or-pheum, continued performance and
perfumance."

Ten Years Hence.
"Andy
Lady Visiting Pen:
what
brought you here my poor man?"
John Land: "Same old story, Bevo
and Wild Women."

Things We Never Hear.
"Young fellow, you have not known
hearts your lessons but you have laughed at
my jokes, so I'll give you an A."

Just remember

KAPPA DELTA GIVES
PARTY AT PHOENIX
Kappa Delta fraternity entertained
with a luncheon Saturday at the
Phoenix Hotel in honor of their
patronesses,
Mrs. Edward Tuthill,
Mrs. C. J. Norwood, Mrs. Enoch Grehan, Mrs. Slade, Mrs. Cooper, Mrs.
James Connor, Mrs. Garret Watts,
Miss Edith Watts, Mrs. Thompson,
Mrs. Stlllwell and Mrs. Oden.
The tables were decorated with
white roses, the fraternity flower, and
place cards
charming
were used.
Those present besides the patronesses were:
Active chapter Louise Will, Mar
tha Buckman, Nancy Smock, Cather
ine Denton, Alleene Fratman, Louise
Connell, Sallle Burns, Arabelle Ehr
llch, Myrtle iClar, (Clara Blocher, Mary
Elizabeth James, Elizabeth Kraft,
Beulah Stlllwell, Mary Edith Venable,
Mattle Lee Watts, Anna Louise Con
nor, Laura Sandldge
Pledge, Russell Fish.
Alumnae, Mrs. Karl Zerfoss, Mrs.
Mrs. Bradley Bowen,
J. T. Pride,
'Misses Annette Martin, Elizabeth
Freld, Marguerite McLaughlin.
Other guests were Miss Josephine
SImrall, Miss Dora Berkeley.
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Patronize Our Advertiser!

Outdoor Theatre To Be Used For the
Production of "The Feast
of the Lanterns."
"The Feast of the Lanterns," a
Chinese operetta, will bo given by tho
Girls' Glee Club of tho University In
the natural outdoor theatre facing
Mechanical Hall whore tho English
Club pageant was given last yoar.
Tho program will bo produced Monday evening If the weather is favorable, otherwise It will bo postponed
until Tuesday.
The production Is under tho direction of Professor Lampert. The entire University Is invited to witness it.

KAPPA DANCE WAS
HELD LAST FRIDAY
Beta Chi chapter of Kappa Kappa
Gamma fraternity entertained with a
dance in Buell Armory on the evening
of May 14. The armory was trans
formed into a beautiful garden lighted
by the soflt glow of Japanese lanterns.
The walls were covered with lattice
work twined with vines and flowers
s
and large
filled with light
and dark blue
the fraternity flower, lent their colorful beauty
to the scene. An Illuminated key, the
emblem of the fraternity, was hung at
one end of the room.
The chaperones were: Dr. and Mrs.
Frank McVey, Dean and Mrs. C. R.
Melcher, Dean Josephine
SImrall,
Judge and Mrs. W. T. Lafferty, Dr.
and Mr3. Ralph Maxon, Dr. and Mrs.
John J. Tigert, Mr. and Mrs. E. S.
Good, Mr. and Mrs. T. T. Jones, Mrs.
Will Irvine, Mr. and Mrs. Enoch Grehan, Mr. and Mrs. Alfred Zembrod,
Dean and Mrs. P. P. Boyd, Dean and
(Mrs. T. P. Cooper, Mr. and Mrs. E. F.
Farquhar, Miss Frances Jewell and
Judge and Mrs. Lyman Chalkley.
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COLLEGE ORCHESTRA
HOLDS LAST CONCERT
The orchestra of the University of
Kentucky held its last concert for this
year in the University Chapel last
Sunday afternoon. A feature of the
program was the piano selections
given by Mrs. Albert Sidney Johnston
Tucker, wife of Captain Tucker.
The program was as follows:
Selection from Bohemian. Girl,
Balfe, University Orchestra; (a), PreChopin,
(b),
lude,
Intermezza,
Brahms, (c), Gnomentanz, Liszt, Mrs.
Tucker; Quartet from Rigoletto, Verdi, University
Orchestra;
Viennese
Folk Songs, University Orchestra.
The University orchestra has rendered valuable services and has been,
a source of pride to the University,
and their successful efforts have been
fully appreciated.
Professor Lampert took advantage
of the occasion to express appreciation to Godbey, senior in the College
of Agriculture, and member of the
orchestra, for his. faithfulness in standing by the orchestra and his part in
contributing to Its su