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carries on ns follows: "Every time 1
ace tho uniforms handed out to our
boys and pipe tho way they fit tho different topographical features of tho
Aforementioned lads I nm Impressed
with tho need of consolidating tho
Quartermaster and Engineering Departments of the Army. The uniforms
saws and
now are cut with cross-cu- t
entrenching shovels and there Is no
need of two departments to handle
my
this work."

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REVIVAL

OF THE SENIOR COURT.

To anyone who is familiar with conditions at the University and on Its
grounds during the period of the S. A. T. C. regime, there must invariably
come the thought of the change between that and the present time. Simultaneously with this thought comes the decision that the grounds of the
University should never be marred in such manner again. The University,
s
condition,
at great cost, has succeeded iln putting the campus 'in
is up to the student body ,to see that it is kept that way.
and it
In this connection may be considered the value of the Senior Court, that
august assembly which is the supreme judicial body of the University. When
any person, either through malice or thoughtlessness, so far forgets himself
as in any way to mar or deface the grounds and buildings, some penalty
should be prescribed that would so forcefully impress itself upon his mind
that he would not offend again.
Tho Kernel specifically Insists that an edict be issued by the Senior
Court prohibiting all short cuts across grass plots, and against the
arid ancient custom of defacing buildings and walks with class numerals,
a custom by the way, that might obtain with better grace in a preparatory
school for younger boys, but out of the question in a University, where grown
young men and women are pursuing ,tlieir studies for degrees. This edict
should be obeyed by the faculty and all members of the student body. In
this and in many other problems of University life the Senior Court can prove
a power for good on the campus. The Senior Court, rightly conducted, will
have an influence on the personnel of the University that would be far more
lasting than any ruling that might be dssued by the faculty, and would be a
step toward effective student
Many problems arise on the campus that are out of the jurisdiction of
the faculty. In these cases there is usually a right and wrong side. A fair
minded Senior Court, operating for the good of the University and the student
body, is the proper tribunal by which such questions should be decided.
Whenever the student body has reached the stage at which its representatives can promulgate fair and sensible laws for its own
a long step has been taken along the path of progress and right thinking
in the University.
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WE ALL CAN HELP.

The Wildcats have made a good start. They have fulfilled the expecta
tions of their coach, the University and their supporters of our State. From
all sections U. K. alumni are anxiously awaiting the results of the season.
Coach Gill is giving the Cats the best that is in him. The members of
the team are exerting themselves to the most, both mentally and physically,
for the honor of old Kentucky.
Now what can we do?
A word of congratulation, signs of appreciation for his efforts, mean
much to the man who is working on Stoll Field each afternoon.
And again, we all know the main essential of a winning team is condition. A football man is only human. He is not proof against temptation.
And yet, one night's loss of sleep, one ciraget, may impair that man's usefulness to the extent of making a weak spot on the team which the opposing
eleven will be sure to find, thereby losing a game for Kentucky.
A word in time to a friend, a friendly admonition as to what the consequences will be, a reminder of what the University expects of him, may keep
.a player from that which would injure his physical condition and lower the
efficiency of the team.
Let the men see that you are interested in them; that the University is
behind them, win or lose, and is expecting them .to fulfill the hopes placed
in the team and that only by the strictest training can this be done.
This is something we all can, and should do.
The demonstration on the part of the yelling contingent exhibited on Stoll
Field on the occasion of the Georgetown game was unworthy of the student
body; indeed it was so poorly representative of U. of K. spirit as It has been
exhibited in the old days as to have been wellnigh disgraceful, and had the
team disclosed no greater spirit in the contest than was shown by the
students' apparent apathy in supplying the necessary stimulus for battle from
..the stand and sidelines we should have lost the contest and should have
deserved to lose it.

Fresh "Yesslr, mentally In
Once a young Freshmnn called Corn
(That's his nnme as sure ns you're head."
born)
Took his girl to the show;
ON DIT
'Twns the Strand we all know.
A real sport Is young Freshmnn Corn.
Oh, Shoes! They flirt with Newton's
law
But when she returned to Pntt Hall,
Go up and never down,
A Senior, (she's catty, that's all).
And Pat Hall walk Is still best bet
Said, "Freshle, my dear,
With shoemakers In town.
Did you bite of his ear?
Corn's quite late In season this fall."
'S tho truth! The walk that sug
The girls at Maxwell Hall suspect gests a short cut from Patterson Hnll
that the girls at Smith Hall are "put- to the campus is a "delusion and a
ting one over" on them. Residents tnare." Many a dainty slipper has
at Smith Hall believe the girls "have hastened to an untimely and end over
a better time" at Maxwell. The girls Its rocky surface; many a stalwart
at Patt Hall are sure that the newer school shoe has squeaked in fear as
its wearer sped to class; and many an
halls can get away with anything.
outraged overshoe has been cut to
Jazzing
the sole. Eds and
PLAINT OF UNCLE SAM.
wearily Hallward from an Armory
My mills are now steel less
My dreadnoughts are keel less
dance have felt prophetic twinges of
My coal dealers deal less
the morning after, the moment they
My printing shops spell less
touched the walk. Figuratively, "tho
path of true love never runs smooth"
My rioters meal less
My colleges feeless
but when one steps upon the reality j
My trolley lines wheel less
My dry laws repeal less
The Kentucky Kernel says: If the
Whntinell are we coming to?
students displayed the same wonderful
ability in locating classes as they did
N. Y. Evening Sun.
in determining the whereabouts of the
A Patt Hall girl knitted a sweater. race track, suh, the attendance at our
For reasons known only to the fem- noble institution of learning during
inine "mind" she unravelled said the opening week of school would have
sweater and, using the same material, been considerably larger, suh.
knitted another sweater. The question
From London comes the announceis what has he now, the same sweater
ment that soft collars have been
or a new one?
banned in the English universities beWho says chivalry is dead? Tubby cause they "make for general untidiJouett got up and gave his seat to ness of dress." Local college authorithree girls at the Georgetown game ties now consider civilization to have
advanced to the stage where the
last Saturday.
sandpaper collar can be
They say that chafing dish parties safely discarded.
are very popular this season. Each
guest is expected to bring his own
The Old Soldier squints one eye and
chafing dish and alcohol. It is up to
the guests to decide whether or not
they care to waste the alcohol by
cooking with it.
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The Knight of the Lexington Drug
registered thirst by coughing dryly a
couple o' times, remarked carelessly
on the hot weather and then casually
said: "Don't care If I do, old man."
PROPHET WITHOUT HONOR.
(With Apologies to Walt Mason.)
When I finished up my high school
and I took tho trail to State, all the
knowledge of all ages had been crammed into my pate. I had learned the
vast experience of a thousand eons
past all I lacked wa(t reputation, then
I'd
the world would be outclassed.
corrected all my errors, all my weakness brought to light; I was one
among the wonders, strong-willepolished, erudite. But with all my information and my comprehensive
brains, and my high aesthetic standards, no one seemed to take the pains
to announce that I was fated to be
learned and be high; the unsympathetic
public wouldn't put me In Its eye. 'Twas
a little bit to learn yet, though I knew
It wasn't much; so I thought I'd come
to college and smear on the final
But up here you haven't
touch.
noticed I'm a wizard in disguise; you
are ignorant of my greatness I can
see it in your eyes. You don't ask for
my opinion a3 to how I'd run the
State and you don't respect my wisdom or the hair upon my pate. And I
toll and sweat and suffer, make mistakes by tens and scores, while the
Juniors and the Seniors and the Profs
and Sophomores tell each other that
I'm hopeless and must stay forever
green with my vast amount of knowledge in my adamantine bean.
Yours infernally,
FRESHIE.

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Sallie Burns slept through the last
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Sallie burns sure enough.
M'amselle On Dit chose a diamond-shapebeauty spot over a
one and murmured, "Can you
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Prof. "Did Henry the Eighth live
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Soph "No, sir. They had a serious
disagreement and she lost her head."

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