xt770r9m419n https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt770r9m419n/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19380809 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, August 9, 1938 text The Kentucky Kernel, August 9, 1938 1938 2013 true xt770r9m419n section xt770r9m419n I vl UNION DANCE 2 11 SATURDAY 0 liJtNTUOY JnLJL OF KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY VOLUME XXVIII mm u Z246 LEXINGTON', KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, AUGUST TENNIS TOURNEY HE COACHES i DEPARTMENT ON SOCIAL WORK UliYCOURTS NEW SERIES NO. Ab Kirwan To Be One Of 751 OF Found Rolin Doubles Tilts Arc ISrinj Sponsored By Dr. Waller For Trained Workers TEAMS MAY REGISTER AS LATE AS FRIDAY h TV d Coach Support Kentuckians Powers-Bravard- Mahans-Burkhart- Hcinz-Boyd- Ray-Scot- t. 6-- fr Local Kiwanis Club Will Present Lodge To State YM Today e n -- Realizing Kentucky's need Ru-sel- l n Thursday y Calendar p for department. ' 'X 'Or Final Dance Of Semester Will Be Held On Saturday The sweet swing music Richardson and his of Professor Darnhart Designs New Booklet Pamphlet Entitled 'Going To College' Is Ready For Distribution Transylvania Head "Going to College." an illustrated, general information booklet concerning the organization, requirements, living conditions, activities, and general cultural activities at the University, has Just come from the press and is available to prospective students and others interested in the opportunities afforded at the school. This is the fourth edition of "Going to College" and the cover and layout for this latest edition was designed by Raymond Barn-haof the Department of Art. Detailed information regarding courses, and copies of the University catalogue, the University picture book, the current radio book let as well as the new edition of "Going to College" may be secured by addressing the University of Kentucky, Lexington. "In the University of Kentucky, the people of the state have an institution they may look on with pride. Under Dr. Frank L. McVey, it has become one of the leading universities of the country." That was the opinion expressed by Dr. .Richard Henry Crossfield. 34 verses of lines each. Here the poet revealed the amount of income from these vorses. He sold six of them to popular magazines for a total of eighty-fou- r dollars. Sold Three Stories Before leaving Europe he sold three stories to one of the leading weekly magazines for $500 each. Mr. Stuart said he received $2,000 from the Guggenheim award and it was from these sources that he was able to make the trip. Continuing his discussion of countries he visited, the poet said. "I very much dislike to hear the Scottish people called stingy, because under the circumstances in that country it is impossible for them to be extravagant. There are only five vegetables grown and one of these is tomatoes, which have to be grown in a hot house. "Lady Astor," he said, "was a splendid person and could keep up with the best golfers of her age." Especially interesting to him when he visited her large mansion, with its 400 hundred rooms, was the modern dairy barn with modern equipment and highbred cattle. 4 rn or"Smoke" chestra. The cool, beautiful surroundings of the New Student Union ballroom. The poignant senluncnt of a final dance. These three factors promise to make the last da.nce of the Session, to be held from 9 to 12 o'clock Saturday night, the most successful and enjoyable of the summer. Saturday night will be the final opportunity for Summer students to enjoy an evening of dancing in training." the lovely Union ballroom. new department at the UniThe "Smoke" Richardson and his orversity will give orientation courses for undergraduates and a curricu- chestra will be remembered as the lum of technical graduate courses musicians who plnycl for the first meeting the standards of the Am- two dances of the Summer School. erican Association of social work- They are considered one of the outstanding colored orchestras of ers. Central Kentucky. As in the past dances, the admission Saturday night will be 25 cents a person. rt 'Mrs. - l1 Lafferty Hall Furnishes Pleasant Home For UK Law Students Ultra-Mode- From Texas She came to the University in 1937 from Denton, Texas, where she had been associate professor of sociology at Texas state college for women since 1935. Previous to that she had been director of local criminal research at the University of Chicago; and assistant professor of sociology in charge of social work training at Macalaster college, St. Paul, Minn. She is active in various organizations of sociological research. Field Expanded In his recommendation for the establishment of the department, President McVey said that "the field of social work has been materially expanded by the enactment of legislation which provides for old age pensions, the care of children .and the enlargement of state functions in the field of delinquent persons. The need for well trained individuals who can fit into this work is very great and it is unquestionably tbe duty of the University to make provision for their Happy To Be Back DR. JESSE ADAMS URGES ATTENDANCE of President the recommendation McVey, the University board of trustees has recently established a department of social work in the College of Arts and Sciences. Dr. Vivien M. Palmer, assistant professor of sociology at the University, a graduate of the University of Chicago who holds an M A. degree from Co'.umbia and a Ph.D., from the University of Chicago, has been named head of the new 16 However. Program For Banquet In Lafayette Hotel Ballroom Is Not Complete Summer Orchestra trained social workers, and upon the two days he wrote At Annual Commencement Dinner; To Give Concert Lauds UK, McVey newly appointed head of Transylvania college, in a recent interview. Dr. Crossfield came to Lexington last Tuesday from Birmingham, Ala., to assume the office of president of Transylvania. MrVEYS ON VACATION President and Mrs. McVey left Lexington Saturday for a vacation tour of the New England States. They plan to return to the University shortly before the opening of the fall term. Poet Relates Kentucky Plough-Bo- y His Experiences Of European Travel This Week's n Orientation Courses, Graduate Technical Work Flanned Beginning this afternoon at 4 o'cWk and, extending through the last week of the summer session, the first round robin doubles tournament will pet underway. Mm XXJtt fciwiiwi KtJ ii The tournament is being spon-fireby Dr. Walter Jennings, who will award the trophies to the winAb Kirwan Grid ning double players. Lee Powers will act as tournament manager. Qf . Has Althoucn all participants will be elieible as late as Friday. August 12. many teams have already signed up according to an announcement From one end of Kentucky to the mde late last night. Doubles who have signed up for other, football faiw arc uniting behind a young Kentuckian who. the tournament include: Smith this fall, is beginning his first seaRuffncr; Young Row; Downing-Raglsnson as head football coach of the ; HarriWildcats. ; son Wool ridpe; Turner-King- ; ; He is Ab Kirwan, who captained the Wildcats in 1925 and who was Tlie winning team will be selected graduated in the class of 1926 after a reputation as an on the basis of the number of establishing ranics won during the tournament outstanding football player and stuwhich will end August 20th. Mat- dent. Later he received his law deches will be played every aftfrnoon gree at the Jefferson School of Law at Louisville, his home city. during the tournament. Coached At Manual Tlie men's tournament will be opened to all men students now While in the law school, Kirwan enrolled at the University except began coaching football at Louisvarsity players and those who have ville Male high school, later bewon a tournament within the last coming head football coach at five years, to all state and federal Louisville Manual. His success as employee and to all local residents a coach at both the Louisville over 30 years "of age. schools was so marked that when Tlie women s lourna ment will be Bernie Shively was made athletic open without restrictions. Varsity director at the University, his first players and winners of tournaments official act was to name Kirwan ithm the last five years also are head football coach of the Wildcats. barred in the doubles competition. The young Kentuckian took over The brother doubles team of Walter and Rienzi Jennings, the form- his duties here last spring. He dier a member of the University fac- rected the spring football practice ulty, won the tennis tournament and has toured the entire state making speeches before civic clubs Saturday afternoon at the UniverWildcat Boaster sity court.s by defeating R. W. Har- - and organizing of building up i clubs in the interest ri'nn a'd Chra'lc Wxildridee, support lne University athletic t 2. in the finals. teams. High Hopes With Kirwan at the helm, alumni and other friends of the University have high hopes of Kentucky taking its proper place in the realm in the South. Coach E. Adams, of athletics Summer Director Jesse Kirwan hopes to do this by persuKias president of the Lexington ading Kentucky high school gradwanis club, will present an assembly uates to attend their own state hall, built by Lexington Kiwanians. University. He believes that no to the S'ate YMCA camp at Valley from Page Four) Virw. at a meeting of the club to be held at the camp today. JOURNAL ARTICLES IN CHINA Tlie hall is 70 feet long. 30 feet Dr. W. D. Funkhouser has had wide, with doors that make it postwo papers published in Chinese sible to divide the room into three entomological magazines during the division. A front porch 12 feet past month. One of these is entitled wide fxtends the entire length of "Two New Chinese Membracidae" the building. published in the Notes D'Entomo- Tlie complete program for the logie Chnioise in Shanghai, and the meeting today follows: other is "Entomology of South Presiding. John S. Yellman, China" published in the Lingnan chairman. Science Journal in Canton. Presentation of Lodge to State YMCA. Dr. Adams. SEAY WRITES REPORT Accept anee, Harry V. McChesney. "Current Research in Higher EdFrankiort, president of the state ucation" is the topic of a report YMCA by Prof. Maurice F. Seay. director Address. E. S Pot.speich. Louis-Mil- of tlie bureau of school service, secretary of the state YMCA. which has been published in the Address. T. Aubrey Morse. July 23 issue of "School and Sosecretary of the communciety," a weekly educational journal YMCA ity published by the Science Press, Tlie Building and Finance Com- New York City. mittee appointed by. Dr. Adams, consists of John S. Yellman, Louis M Wmges. Robert M. Odear. John Y. Brown, and Fred Bryant. Tlie Board of Directors which approved the project consists of: Dr. Harry' G Herring, J Howard King. Robert M Odear, Charles H Jett. Van Hoose. Gentry Sr.. By WILLIAM SCILLY bhclton. and Louis M. Wmges. in the Eastern From a Kentucky hills to the most palatial PI K IN CALIFORNIA D H Prak. business agent of the halls in Europe; from the mountain University, is vacationing in Cali- folk of Greenup county to the nobility of London; all within a short fornia. span, has been the kaleidoscopic experience of young Jesse Stuart, poet, famous Kentucky plough-bowho addressed one of the largest audiences of the summer session at convocation last Wednesday morning Only two Kentuckians have ever been honored by the Guggenheim Following is a calendar of award for travel, and Mr. Ctuart the activities of the Summer was given this honor on the basis of AugSession for the week of his creative writing. The other ust 9 to August 16: was given in medicine. The youthTuesday, August 9 ful poet has just returned from Nothing scheduled Europe where he visited 25 counWednesday, August 10 tries in studying under the award Noihinc scheduled. Likes British Thursday, August II In discussing the various counby Summer oreh-e:trConcert tries he visted. the poet declared 7 30 o clock. Memorial that of all of them the British govhall. ernment was the best. Regarding Friday. August 12 Germany. Mr. Stuart claimed that Nothing scheduled. "under its present governmental Saturday, August 13 set-uit is going to hell." He said Dance in Union building, 9 the people of Germany had sold to 12 o'clock. their freedom. Monday, August IS In Edinborough, the speaker said Nothing scheduled. that he was sick for two days and settled down to write poetry. In Speakers Two Students Also Will Give Talks PRESIDENT McVEY RECOMMENDS ACT ; To Meet Kentucky's Need Winners Will He Selected On Basis Of Number Of Gaines Won 63 1". Trustees Ftirm Department Jennings OUT EVERY TUESDAY 9, V.m WHERE FUTURE HENRY CLAYS STUDY PALMER TO HEAD TO START TODAY JtUSKN flL. SUMMER EDITION home he was so happy that, "I could have thrown my arms around the statue of liberty." Mr. Stuart praued the American newspapers and declared that there was no comparison between them and those of the countries he had visited. "And America is so free," he continued, "that you can even cuss the President and get away with it." Autobiography It was while doing work at university, the poet said, that the idea of an autobiography presented itself to him. He was required to write a short autobiography and before he knew it he had written far in excess of the required number of pages. He was then encouraged to write the story of his own life which resulted in "Beyond Dark Hills," published early in the spring. Mr. Stuart is a graduate of Lincoln memorial university at Herro-gate- , Tennessee, and a native of Greenup. Kentucky He is the aue thor of "The Man with the Plough," and "Head of Van-derbi- The speaker V. L. Sturgill, University and was introduced by an alumnus of the a life long friend The speaker said that when he of the poet. Dr. Jesse Adams prereached New York on his return sided and introduced Mr. Sturgill. Picture On P(te 3 By RL'TII JEAN 1EYYIS The regular weekly concert of the Summer Session orchestra will Those Receiving Degrees To be given at 7:30 o'clock Thursday Be Guest Of Alumni night, August 11, in Memorial hall. Association The orchestra again will be under the baton of Prof. Carl Lampert, Plans for commencement, partichead of the music department. He ularly for the dinner in honor of will be assisted in several of the graduates, are well under way. an numbers by student directors. announcement yesterday from SesSoloist on Thursday night's pro- sion Director Jesse E. Adams indigram will be J. Preston Bryan. His cated. selection has not yet been announcAlthough the program for the ed. dinner is not yet complete, the The complete program follows: speakers will Include Ab Kirwan. Ballet Suite (from Gluck's ophead football coach; E. Garland era). Gluck. Ray, who will receive his L.L.D. Valse Trtste, Jean Sibelius. degree at commencement, and O. Valse Suite, Johannes Brahms. R. Boyd, who Hungarian Dance Number 5. degree. Also onreceives a masters the program will Brahms. be Mary Louise McKenna, Song of the Brook, Jach. Selection from the Mikado, SulThe dinner will be held in the livan. On the Trail (Grand Canyon ballroom of the Lafayette hotel at 6 p. m. Thursday, August 18. suitel, Ferde Grope. Prom Italy (selection of Italian All students receiving degrees at mezzo-sopran- Complete with ultra modern glass folk songs . brick, indirect lighting and air conditioning, the new fireproof law building, Lafferty hall, provides an attractive setting for the keen legal discussions of Kentucky summer school law students. Law students once wrote briefs and struggled over giant volumes in Frazee hall, where the college National Youth Administration Scholarships To Be Social Work In Connection was first housed, then in the SciAvailable To 311 ence building, and finally, the old With Enterprise Is experiment station, which is known Students Lauded by UK as the old law building. President Dean of Men T. T. Jones an30.000 Volumes After the Law college had grown nounced Saturday he had received Praise for the social work being do.le in connection with, the Ten- so rapidly that the library had in- a report from the state National nessee Valey Enterprise was given creased t approximately 30,000 vol- Youth Administration offices in umes, the new space was first pro- Louisville that $42,390, providing for by President McVey in an introReference 314 NYA .scholarships, had been ductory statement in a recent Is- vided last December. allocated to the University for the nooks are arranged around the sue of the bulletin of the Univerwall, ith stacks in an coming academic year. sity's bureau of school service. The ailotmen'lvniounU to 9 3 per The bulletin is edited by Prof. ndjuinirc room. Sufficient space ent of the s'udcut enrollment :o ticeotiioiiate growth of fie lib- Maurice F. Seay, head cf the bureau )ial l't6 r'"nsntic..i prA on th s prl in t.:is '.V 'T.i:r-- i cription of the e(''i"alnra! Nautili for Jitae W. f. LafTerty, j r'ivinrs a maximum average payand ' nent of V5 a month ro each stust. c. ;(n c.f the Law cnUryt, the training program of the le;i'.ie.-sci.reqiure-mentValley Authority. 'j"iU.i;i!j houses a store room con- dent filling scholarship Ttic quota last year was "When rcat en,;ineeriit- -' entertaining nenrlv 3.000 bcpon.s on the prises have been undertiken in ground floor. First year classrooms, 8 per cent c.f the total enrollment the past, very little attention has wirh the tlo r in different levels ba.sed on the 1937 figure, which been paid to the social and educas.d sTiii circular rows of desks, provided for a higher per cent of scholarship in proportion to the tional needs of the people brought a ill seat 250. student body than this year's quota. to the sites of the projects, but the Buff Brick authority in charge of the TenApplications should be made imThe hallway, to the north, is nessee Valley Enterprise envisions finished in glazed buff brick. The mediately by students who desire not only an economic program but offices of the dean and faculty of NYA aid. Dean Jones said. Requirea "social one as well," commented the college open into the east side ments for NYA jobs are more President McVey. of this hallway. At the northwest stringent this year than in previ"Adult Education A Part of a end of the corridor is the second ous years and a special questionTotal Educational Program," is the year class room, with lounges and naire must be answered by appligeneral title of the exposition of other class rooms on the west side. cants, the dean of men said. Any the social program of the TVA The reading room of thus build- student able to pay his way through which is presented in this quarterly-issu- ing, featuring the glass block walls, school will not be eligible for NYA of the bulletin which has re- for visibility on two sides, distingfunds, he added. About 1.000 per cently come from the press. Seven uishes it from all others on the sons are expected to apply for scho executives, connected with the work campus. larships. of the TVA have authored chapters Room For Law Journal Students working on NYA schol of the discusion. The "L" shaped structure pro- arships are paid 30 cents an hour In the introductory comment vides room for the law journal and are limited to an eight-hou- r President McVey said that "my staff. The assembly room, in am- day and week. They are interest in the papers brought to- phitheatre style, will seat 200. employed in activities connected gether in this bulletin arises out Judge Lafferty, one of the most with the school. The scholarships of the fact that one of the best beloved characters in the history are awarded on the basis of need things the TVA has done and one of the University, organized the and geographical distribution. More to which little attention has been Law school in 1!)08. Before organthan 100 counties in Kentucky were given is the educational program izing the Law school, the dean represented last year. Applicants which it has set up. If this prowho was known throughout the must be between the ages of IS and gram were the ordinary one that state as "The Good Judge," served 25 to be eligible for scholarships is typical of town or country school as colleges a member and secretary of the All systems. I should not be so much University board of trustees, and and universities in the state re- interested, but what has been done, ceive NYA quotas (Continued on P.ige Three) described in this bulletin, is a real contribution to education." "The educational program of the Authority has resulted in a greater understanding by local communities and governing boards of the possibilities of cooeration and of the varying needs of different groups and how these groups can be Sacred to Orientals and ued to located in front of a home on Madigiven more education by the co- keep evil spirits out of their tem- son place here in Lexington. Alfred M. Peters, noted chemist ordination of activities," and the ples, two large Ginkgo trees guard University president. the entrance of Patterson hall, and and former resident of this city, Lexington friend who behind these trees lies an interesting was the other was fortunate enough to receive a Lexington story. gift from one of Kentucky's Six of these beautiful trees were tree sons. given to Henry Clay by some un- immortal One In Louisville known Oriental. With this gift, Clav aloo gave a Mr. Brown of trees the Ginkgo or Maiden-hai- r The Hon. H. W. Peters, superins Frankfort a Ginkgo tree. To a tendent of public instruction, will were first introduced to the region. Clay, being a gener- friend in Louisville he prented speak on "Tlie Public's Schools" from the University studios of sta- ous man, gave five of his most the last tree It can now be found tion WHAS at 1:15 p. m. Thursday. intimate friends a tree apiece, in a yard near the Louisville public library keeping one, which has been plantAugust 11. formerly an avenue lined wih tiiese This will be the first in a series of ed on his estate Ashland. perical shaped shade trees. By Original Tree Died six weekly broadcasts on the genUnfortunately, the original tree the erection of some new governOur "Concernnig subject, eral that Clay planted died a few years ment building It was necessary to Schools." dispose of these trees . This was ago. However, since then two simThe entire series is being broadcast in cooperation with the state ilar trees have been set out in order not done without protest as the to keep the grounds as near as pos" Ginkgo has many admirers in the department of education. nation's capital One tree was dug sible as Clay had planned. University students are familiar and removed with ten tons of earth. with the magnificent tree in the It felt so at home that there were yard of the Good Samaritan hos- no ill effects from being moved. Ancient Stork pital. It is one of Clay's six trees The Ginkgo biloba is a solitary Head Football Coach Ab Kirwan the same one he gave to James O was the principal speaker at a Harrison, one time a famous Ken- survivor of an ancient stock of trees. As already mentioned Jt is tucky lawyer luncheon meeting of the almost extinct but a few presumably Presented To Johnson club held yesterday at the La Major Madison Johnson was an- wild trees have been seen by travelfayette hotel. Last Thursday Coach Kirwan spoke on "Football" at a other Lexingtonian to whom Henry ers in parts of Chin. It is commonly meeting of the Lexington Rotary Clva presented one of the trees. cultivated in gardens of the Far (Continued on Page Three) This specimen is still living and is club. M'VEY UNIVERSITY GETS PRAISES GRANT OF $42,390 PROGRAM OF TVA - - non-profi- 2 Ginkgo Trees Guard Patterson Hall Entrance Peters Will Speak On Public Schools Blue-gras- Kirwan Addresses Two Service Clubs o. the summer commencement will be guest of the Alumni association and the summer Session. In his announcement Dr. Adams said, "I am especially anxious that as many of the graduating class as possible attend the dinner and the commencement. While there is no cost to graduating members attending the dinner, we are asking each one who comes to either notify fome member of the dinner committee, the secretary of the Alumni association, or the director of the Summer Session. This is necessary in order that we may know how many persons will probably be there." The cost of the dinner for persons other than graduates will be one dollar per p:ate. Tickets can be secured at Dr. Adams' office. A meeting of all persons expecting to receive degrees will be held at 3:30 p. m. Thursday. August 18. 111 TcVev hlt u receive in Rn-ninstructions concerning commencement. A tea for graduates will be held from 4 to 5 p. m. Friday. August 19. on the mezzanine floor of the Student Union building. Commencement exercises will be held in the amphitheatre of Memorial hall at 7 p. m , Friday, August 19. Speaker will be Rodney Kowe Brandon. Graduates will line up for the processional at 6:40 p. m. A committee of students who are assisting in arranging for the dinner is made up of the following: Joe Hagan and Nfr.v Josephine Sambrook. College of Education; Minnie Clay Baker and Alexander Capurso. Graduate School; Mildred Lemons and Carl Camenisch. College of Agriculture; Gertrude Gain-s- e and Lester B. Smith, College of Commerce; A. Kenyon and Jane Irvin, College of Arts and Sciences, and Lee Lander and Garland Ray, Gollege of Law. All Rooms Are Taken In Coed Dormitories Every room in the University's dormitories for women, in the ntly-leased annex on South Limestone street and in the women's cooperative house had been applied for Monday. Assistant Dean of Women Sarah B. Holmes announcrece- ed. Ten additional applications were placed on the waiting list. The reservations are for the fall term. Girls not able to obtain space in the school's dormitories or auxiliary rooming houses will be placed in approved private homes in the city, the assistant dean of women said. The annex on South Limestone was leased from the Good Samaritan hospital this summer to provide room for the overflow from the two dormitories on the campus. The annex provides accommodations for 13 girls. Masters' Exams Will Be Given August 11,12 Examlnatoins for masters' in education degrees will be given Thursday and Friday, August 11 and 12, an an- nouncement from Acting Dean M. E. Ligon's office said yesterday The written examinations will be given at 2 o'clock Thursday afternoon. August 11. in Room 131 of the Training School. The oral examinations will be given on Friday. * Page Two THE KENTUCKY KERNEL THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Scrap Irony OFFICIAL NTWPPAPFR OF THE FTTTDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY mt tha Pout Offlc at Lexington, Kcntacky, aa Entered cl&M lutter under tne Art ol Muct 1, 187. Kentucky MEMBER Intorooliiat PrM AmocIkdos National Advertising Service, Inc. 4tO Cmlitf PmUitktn tmmlmUmt Nl VOMK. N. Y. MAOON V. Andrew C. Eckpahl Ai.i ri Editor d H. Vtx.iL Business Manager (Phone University 74) t My QNE OF most appeals THE Little Girl for motorists to exercise caution that has come to out attention is contained in the following "open letter" of a father, which first abated as an editorial in the Eufaula, Fla Tribune. We are indebted to Alderman James A. Sweeney for a copy: "Today my daughter, who is seven years old, started to school as usual. She wore a dark blue dress with a white collar. She had on black shoes and wore blue gloves. Her cocked spaniel, whose name is 'Coot,' sat on the front porch and whined his canine belief in the follv of edu cation as she waved 'goodby' and started off to the hall of learning. "Tonight we talked about school. She told me about the gill who sits in front of her the gill with yellow cutis and the boy across the aisle who makes funnv faces. She told me about her teacher, who has eyes in the back of her head and about the tree in the school yard and about the big girl who doesn't believe in Santa Claus. W'e talked about a lot of things tremendously vital, unimportant things; and then we studied spelling, reading, arithmetic and then to bed. "She's back there now back in the nursery, sound asleep, with 'Princess Elizabeth (that's a doll) cuddled in her right arm. "You guys wouldn't hurt her, would you? You see I'm her daddy. When her doll is broken or her finger is cut, or her head gets bumped, I can fix it but when she starts to school, when she walks across the street, then she's in your hands. "She's a nice kid. She can run like a deer and daits about like a chipmunk. She likes to tide horses and swim and hike with me on Sunday afternoons. But I can't be with her all the time I have to work to pay for her clothes and her education. So please help me look out for her. Please drive slowly past the schools and intersections and please remember that children run from behind parked cars. "Please don't run over my little girl." Gary Post-Tribun- e T fcent, the Board of Commerce ofVocational fered the county and city school authoriSchool ties every possible aid in establishing a vocational school in Lexington. Such a school is greatly needed. Vocational guidance while in its infancy already has demonstrated its worth and its greater possibilities. Certainly no one can doubt that if Nature has any design at all it must have a design for every human life. Each person born must, if normal, be fitted for a particular work. Children may not have in every case striking piedilections and extraordinary gifts, but they have certain capacities and affinities, are better fitted for woik of one kind than another, and while in most cases they are not fully aware of their particular talents these can be discovered by the employment of the tests which psychology-ha- A nothing really important about an electric razor. That is to say, nothing that would impress the casual observer. But when fellow has been selling electric razors for months and has been going with one particular girl for years and this gill knows that the boy is selling electric razors, that he is making his living by selling electric razors, and that he thinks electric razors are a boon to mankind, then we fail to understand why the girl would give the boy an old fashion shaving set for a birthday present. It simply doesn't follow. Not that there is anything wrong with shav ing sets. As a matter of fact, we are of the opin ion that shaving sets are pretty good, as shaving sets go, but you don't.use a shaving set when you have an electric razor. You don't even want to see a shaving set again after you have purchased an electric razor. Shaving sets are absolutely taboo in electric razor circles. It would be just like giving Shirley Temple a pneumatic drill to give anyone who uses an electric razor a shav ing set. And what could Shirley Temple do with a pneumatic drill? She might use it to clean her teeth, but it would be awkward. She couldn't do anything constructive with it. CRACK OF THE WEEK: All things come to him who otders hash. Having found it utterly impossible to preserve an air of insouciance when our date whips out a compact and proceeds to retouch her face after a dinner, we have, at long last, discovered a method of curbing this indelicate practice. The next time your date produces her in a public place, don't cough, or look into your coffee, and you needn't reprimand her either. Simply take a razor, a shaving brush, and a little soap out of your pocket, lather your face thoroughly and shave. This method is the quintessence of sublety and if she fails to realize its significance, then you might as well give up. two-doll- make-up-k- It's open Author of this week's "Ravelings" column is Don Irnne. dean of the Kernel columnists. Mr. Irvine is president of Delta Sigma Chi, men's journalism fraternity, and a former associate editor of the Kernel. By DON IRVINE (Guest Columnist) 4 CCORDING to the assertion of a nationally famous swing is just on the upbeat. In spite of lexicographical assults from the bluenose gallery, the bad baby of American music seems determined to live. So energetic has this brat been, indeed, that radio commentators have begun to speak of its existence in their little between-Eacchats that enliven current symphony airings. pub-licatio- h it A phenomenen which disfigures the early fall season is that screwy collegiate tubthumping process known as rushing. The other morning it was recalled to mind when an energetic sor