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KENTUCKY

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Vol. LXXXVI, No. I59 Established 1894 University of Kentucky L. . p . mmmcky lndependentSince 1971

 

 

Wednesday. April 25, l984

 

Athletics Board approves funds for new pool

B} \llt‘Kl‘IY l’ \'l'llIRNi\
Sports Editor

UK students, i.tt‘llll} and Mini
lt‘illll members “I“ soon time it new
pool for (‘l;i.\\t‘.\. practices tillll lei
sure lllllt'

.-\t testertiai \ l'K “tilt-tics
Board oi l)1l’t'(‘ltil‘\ meeting. .in
extra $1 million was allocated to the
$3 million that hurl Lill‘t‘ilfl} lit-en M‘l
aside tor the iwiiisti‘tit'tioii ot .1 new
pool l’l‘t'Mtlt'lll Ulh .-\ Smelt-tar}
pledged a lllillt'lltlitl $1 million to
lllt‘t‘l the \ tnzllioi. ltt't't'xsrtt‘} to it
nant-etlit l""’

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INSIDE

Sexual idiosyncrasies abound in the

film version of John Irving’s Hotel
New Hampshlre. For a review. see
FANFARE. page 3.

Basketbdl fans gathered last night to
honor the graduating Twin Towers
and other team members at the an-
nual banquet. See SPORTS. page 4.

Two members of Alpha Tau Omega
have received national recognition.
See page 2.

 

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seasonal. It will be partly to mostly
sunny with a high of 72. Tonight
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News Editor

The .36 (.‘he\'_\ otter. parked near
Buell Armory is lt‘.t\'ll1g soon And
so is the teacher w ho has amused
nearly 4.001) students in his class-
room

L' 8. Arm} ('apt lilt'lldl‘tl A
Ford will leave 1K in August end‘
ing his threewear assignment as
an ROTC instructor A key in-
structor tn Military SCience 101
and 102. Ford said his teaching
here has been tun

"You have to work a little hard
er to make it ihistorp interest-
ing.“ he said “\Ne ve used ana-
logies to the football and
basketball teams" to involve stu-
dents.

Each week students are greeted
first by artwork and doodles on
the board depicting activities for
the week and an update on the lat-
est football or basketball score.

Other common occurrences in
Ford's classes include skits. com-
plete with costumes and cannons.
and games such as “Family
Feud."

“There's just so much informa«
tion to learn." Ford said. “We
know what areas we want to em-
phasize. We realize that it's not
the most demanding icoursei but
you probably learn more than you
realize."

 

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No encore

Military Science teacher who uses (’HIt’l'!’(.-’l?illl(’li[ to instruct, leaving UK

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('Al’l'. RICHARD A. FORD

Prior to his active duty tit l‘K.
he served as company command-
er of an armored unit in Ger-
many. "Being a commander was
the best job I had in that part of
theArmy."

Ford began his military career
at l'lx' in 1971 when he joined the
RUTt‘ program after transferring
from East Tennessee State. He
graduated and was commissioned
an officer in 1974

He managed 3 Lexington res
taurant for two years. In 1977 he
attended Ranger training. which
specializes in survival behind
enemy lines. After his nine-month
training. Ford went to German)
as an assistant company coni-
mander. supervising simulated
exercises With an armored divi-
sion.

Following six more months of
training, Ford then moved to the
University. “We spend ti lot of
time in schools." he said of his ad
vanced officers training corps

Ford is still in school today.
working for his master‘s degree in
business. Along with teaching 1').
classes of Military Sctence every
other week and adrising RUTC
students and the Pershing Rifles
Club, he carries six-credit hours

For the future, Ford may he as-
signed to a tank battalion or divi-
sion in South Korea. He is also
looking at a possible move out of
the military. “There‘s more
thim ahead of me. “

Students in Military Science
next year will learn their history
from Capts. Daniel Morgan and
Bud Franklin. "Our biggest asset
is that the people who teach it are
in the military — it‘s their back-
yomd and they take a great in-
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lach said Students tended to ignore
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might encourage students to return
that book promptly. he said
1 feet inflation has eroded the it
nancial penalty of fines." Lech said
l'ndereraduale and graduate tines
ll.i\t‘ increased in the past _war by
13 percent in the King Librar)
alone and tines merall have in
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not keep d book trom being overdue
hut Just gets it back faster." he
said
"We conducted a survey compar-
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found that we were outof—line in the
tine thai we were charging.“ Lach
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‘Hotel New Hampshire’ has fine acting but weak direction

r\telltng lhts tamil} is lmable ott
KERNEL KAI [NH 7 kitter . and notably representattte ot‘
the human condition lt is this dual
li_\' that makes the novel‘s charac-
'\'ott hate to keep possum tllt‘ ters so memorable and this film's
open titudotts' seems to be one ot portrayals soappealtng
the ttiatot‘ themes ot .lohtt lt‘xtttg s Perhaps what makes lrvtng's stoA
"l'he tlotel \(“tt Hampstnre ‘ ln rtes and characters so realistic is
deed. this rather esoteric mottt tla Just this tact While he manages to
\ot's ttte ttltit throughout and direc present his .sltceoilltte stories “1th
tor 'l‘om lttt'hardsoti “ho also an incredible vtit. ering never tails
urott- thescreettplat ttses tt tor his to rettiitid us that perhaps it vw
tftoi'ottuh ttne ot tnstizht to the htuhtf. think abottt tt hard enough. our own
t-ctentrtt Herr} taunt; tamitte.s have a certain amount ot
the ltltl‘. adaptatton ts tn sptte ot abnortnaltt} and peculiarity tti their
1's sttot'tt'ottttttus quite true to lr lttestylezs. too After all. x'ariet) ts
:tn; s ttotel Bree/gt ttttt‘estrtctwt the spice ot lite atid it s a \‘illlti potnt
.1l.li eptsodtt tt: structure the that [rung states alltoo well
llott-l \e‘.\ Hathpshtrt mutant.s
soint- tun- tx-rtoruatntt-s tn. a group
of \lltt'.il‘l and thlttlL‘ tn-rtortiters
headed in Rot, lnme aft". .lotlte l'Vts
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tt't‘latttt‘. ttIIt ttgtltt'a ’1: an ttll Hg" t' t\

llts characters t‘tse aboxe that
atxu area known as lllt‘dltx‘l‘li} attd
present their biographtes‘ utth an
opt-nexed honesty The Berr} tamt
it opens the Hotel New llantpshtre
and decides to run it as a i.tlltll_\'
l' tends m mm “PM.“ Mm M \m“ oriented hustiwss Grandpa 1.11le
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group ot locai tiighrschool rogues to
the attt‘upt death ot Grandpa “hen
h.- sees the stutted bod). ot the taut.
t} dot: tail ottt ot a closet

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'ltt‘ nut-estaotts retattonship betm-et
l’tatzfte and her brother l’os'et

and lxme r “thil onl} becomes that
in the physical sense toward the end
of the hlm Earl} on their
relationship hints at a wry beautttul
all»kno\sing and mutuall} protectue
bond of ultimate triendshtp between
brother and sister .v\nd there s
Frank. who amiabl) tells hts taunt}
one day. "Hey. _\UU kntm I'm
queer“." \shtch is recett'ed as eastl}
as it was revealed

Nastassta Kinskt portray Susie
the Bear. Freud's assistant ll. \‘tett
ha and a major help It; the reloca
tion of the second Hotel \eu llauip
shire An ensutne tetattonshtp
between Frannte and sLtste ls e\pe
rienced tn that broad all too \H‘ll de
fined categor} ot ‘connnu ot age

Irving‘s characters are the epit
ome ot (il\'(‘f\l[}. the ritnrttessence ot
tree spirits With lttcharttson s ttltt;
whose preVious uork .ttc;ttdes the
highly—acclatmed "'t’on. .Jottes .w
come to knovt thetr. m-tt perhaps
too well This ts_ untothtnatei; one
ot the major tlaus o! 'tm Lin. tron.
a directortal standtmzt.‘ rimmin- tttt
characters sometttztes 1th too nntzn
man. to!) tar ott the ground to t...
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line betw-et; t.tt‘na'..:‘e~ .xllll real
people 1s a ditttctti' Kart'rope
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Easter is a strange enough tune
\HlllOUl these speculations Here we
ha\ e a holiday to celebrate the res
urrection of (MN whott. tt..tn_\ hail
as the Sauour o! titankirtd and
what dowe do ’

“e tell our children the Easter
Bunny has left eggs scattered
around the yard and .t the\ eat
them they might get sick

“e lttl} cute little ttalty thickets
as a symbol of new lite and ‘ooti
enough they grow up to he ugly and
eaten. or flushed away when the
kids get tired of lllt‘t‘.‘

We twist (‘hristmas azito similar
contortions out at least at Yuletide
a few hardy souls still put manger
scenes on their lawns alongside the
electric lights and tinsel

\‘ou tlotit see too titatiy l‘ructtn
ion scenes in suburbia

Maybe you wouldnt want to The
cheap plastic \ersiotts would tio

Beliefs must be based primarily on faith

doubt teature a movable soldier
shoving a spear in (‘hrtst's stde
every 12 seconds. and a recording
cotiiplete with tiioans of pain and
the sounds of a yeertng crowd

Not that plastic manger scenes
are any less tasteless

lit any case. there‘s a disturbing
irony iii our Easter decorations
Granted crucifixion scenes would
he ugly htit so was the reality of
that form o: execution The Chris-
ttan creed rests squarely on faith in
(‘hrist s return from the dead. per
haps more so than it does on the
story of his divine birth

Yet the Easter season sports far
tess religious decoration than does
i‘hristiiias. and the secular imagery
is often a good bit sillier

Spt‘CUliilltlns about the shroud are
no less ludicrous There's something
eerie about bringing scientific tech
ntoues to hear on a matter. which
tor nearly .‘ooo years has been a
matter of the devoutest faith
Methinks supporters of the
shroud theory" doth protest too
itiuch True believers st‘lt'nllllt‘dlr
ly inclined or not don't need tech
tiological ”proof of t'hrist's resurr

rection. and such proof can otily
cheapen the whole business of reli
gion

L'nless beliefs are based oti the
great leap of taitlt required to ac
cept the unbelteuthle as fact. thow
beliefs are no more spiritually
sound and \aluable than our casual
acknowledgement that it we flip the
light switch. the darkness will he
dispelled

So much for the argument that
"proof" of (‘hrist‘s divinity would
lead more people into the church
No doubt that would happen but the
new followers would he at racted
more by the trenditicss oi techitoiog
ical certitude that: trite belief it: the
Almighty

A religion based on anything other
than faith is no religion at all. titer.-
ly another school of scientific :nttut
F}

You might as well believe :t: Tlle
(‘hurch of Brooke shields of Latter
Itay \ymphomaniacs

Assistant A'ts [2.3mm tin". l’ . n.
is u t'imintttnitotzwtis gitttiatirn s't
dent and the vao. s typify-m

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Kent Reagan commercials ignore deficit

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the unemployment rate for male
('aucasians is Ts percent and 'he
unemployment rate tor ('aucaszai,
women is 7‘. percent. th't‘itl'dlilll ‘o
February government records that
are available at .'\I I King Library

I also wonder why these comiiier
cials keep telling us about the great
economy when there is such a huge
deitctt 3195 «l billion and the ('at;
castan unemployment rate whet:
Reagan took office was otily ti '3 per
cent

The unemployment rate kept ris
mg and rising till it hit around to
percent atid now that it is T t pet
cent. everyone keeps cry ing that the
economy ts great I didnt see any
commercials from the Republicans
when the unemployment rate was
tit? percent March 1983. atid I
don‘t understand how tltey cati
claim the economy is so great when
the rate is higher now than when
Reagan took office

It's like shopping at a big depart
ment store They, for example. will
have shoes priced at $40 Then they
raise the price to $4.3 then to 35o
Then one week they knock it back
down to 5% and yell to the publit
that they're having a sale s‘ome
sale

I also dont understand their
claims to a great economy when the
national deficit is so big. yet Reagan
keeps inSisting that we make more
and more weapons that are Just
gomg to Sll there and collect dust

My friends keep telling me that
they are a deterrent to the Soviets
so they won't attack us That's a
bunch of baloney. because both of
our nuclear capacities were high
enough four years ago for a deter~
rent. as they were loyears ago
Reagan must see the world as one
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wave the American flag in the face
of the communist world and thus
they will back down

I‘ve never understood how the
t‘nited States cait support countries
like s'outh Africa. Iran thefore the
overthrow of the Shah: and South
\‘tetiiam before the wart despite
the fact that repression and barbar~
ic treatment of the people occur

The position of the L'nited States
stems to he that we‘ll support you if
you call yourself democratic and
we‘ll tight you if you call yourself
\‘UIIIIIIUIIISI

This country doesn‘t seem to real-
ize that it doesn't mean you are
democratic yust because you call
yourself democratic I guess if you
brownvnose Washington enough.
they I] believe you

i'm not advoeattng abandoning
the defense budget altogether. be-
cause we do need to keep our troops
ready arid prepared. but to cut so
eial programs to the point where
Americans are starnng. to stare
blindly at a huge defiCit while as
pousing the need for more defense
spending is ludicrous

The commercials also tell us
about our strong leadership, Our
strong leadership sent troops into
Grenada. (‘entral America and Leb-
anon And what did we get from it
all'.’

We were embarrassed by our
troop movements in the two areas
and in Lebanon hundreds of Marines
died for no reason at all “e pulled
out of the region accomplishing ah
solutely nothing positive at all but
yet I keep hearing about our strong
leadership

I do not see it. it must be hiding
somewhere It is probably under the
sofa cushions of a generals couch iii
the Pentagon

The so-called strong leadership
also cannot accept any blame. btit
yet at any hint of success they hold-
ly' show their findings Reagan
blames Congress for the fiasco iii
Lebanon and at the same tititc
claims he is responsible for t‘hrysl
er's recovery Chrysler chairman
Lee Iacocca must have been out of
town when he said it Reagan
sounds more like a spoiled child
than our president

Reagan must yam with the Pie
tenders because he is the great pie
tender I can now hear him singing
a song about the national deficit
"Nobodys permanent » every.
thing‘s on loan here "

My apologies to the Pretenders
and especially Chrissie Hynde

Senior stqff writer Andrew DGHS
is a journalism junior and a contrtb
uting columnist.

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