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Today, as is customary,

WEDNESDAYKENTUCKY

KERNEL

Teamwork

The men’s
soccer team
heads to Texas
for NCAA
Tourney | 6

 

the president of the
United States is

 

expected to pardon a
turkey on the eve of
Thanksgiving at a
White House
ceremony. The
tradition dates back
50 years to Harry
Truman and has been
enforced since. The
turkey is given to
Kidwell Farm, a
petting zoo at Frying
Pan Park in Herndon,
Va. The turkey in
question gets a last
minute pardon before
arriving, and is then
led to his new home
at the Turkey Barn
after enduring a
turkey “roast" full of
poultry humor and
history. At the 1997
event, President
Clinton quipped: "We
can all be grateful
that there will be one
less turkey in
Washington."

other Turkey facts:

Turkeys can drown if
they look up when it
is raining. They can
also have heart
attacks: Turkeys in
fields near the Air
Force test areas
where the sound
barrier was broken
were known to drop
dead from the shock
of passing jets.

At one time. the turkey
and the bald eagle
were each
considered the
national symbol of
America. Benjamin
Franklin was one of
those who argued
passionately on
behalf of the turkey.
Franklin felt the
turkey, although
“vain and silly," was
a better choice than
the bald eagle, which

Women's health recognized

Looking at women: Women's Health Center established at
UK; $15 million in grant money used to study women's health

Erin Curry
STAFF WRITER

The UK Chandler Medical Center ari-
nounced Tuesday the establishment of a
Women‘s Health Center. along with the
award of more than $15 million in grants to
study women‘s health issues.

Kentucky is following the national in-
terest in women‘s health simply by the cre—
ation of the center. said Janet Braun. coor-
dinator of the Women‘s Health Center.

“With the research and the center.

we're looking more at women in total," she
said.

The women‘s health initiative seeks to
serve women by conducting research. train-
ing future medical professionals. making
usable information available to women and
creating a general awareness of women‘s
health issues.

Deborah Kwolek. an assistant profes-
sor of medicine in the UK College of Medi-
cine and medical director for the Women‘s
Health Center. said in the past women have
had to visit different doctors for different

problems. Now an effort is being made to ed-
ucate medical students in a way that they
will know more about everydhing.

An $8.2 million grant frorn the National
Institutes of Health will allow L'K re-
searchers to examine how estrogen and re-
lated drugs affect women‘s neuroendrx‘rine
system. ovaries. central nervous and cardio
vascular systems anti behaviors.

A research team established by a $8.75
million grant from the National Institute on
Aging will focus on what happens as women
age that prevents the ovaries from function»
ing as they did dtiriiig the reproductive
years and whether estrogen continues to
protect against injury during aging.

A 32.3 million grant from the National
Institutes of Health will support research on
regulation of menopause and its repercus-

 

iAmimlong last, a win: Cats
State

crush Jacksonville

By Travis Hubbard
ASSISTANT SPORTSDAILY EDITOR

CINCINNATI - There was little surprise in
UK's 91-48 win over Jacksonville State at Cincin-
nati‘s FirstStar Center Tuesday night, but the
game still proved less lackluster than the score

would indicate.

UK improved to 1-2 with the help of 33 Game—
cock turnovers. Despite the lopsided win and a
positive outlook on the game UK coach Tubby
Smith was still concerned with his team‘s sloppy

play in the closing minutes.

sions on women‘s health. riutrittour-elated
illnesses anrl their impact on women. as
well as gender issues during drug abuse.

The l'.S. Department of" Education has
given the l'niversity an 8831.1”) grant to de-
velop and disseminate a core rnultidisciplr
nary women‘s health curriculum. The pro
ject will be tailored to the needs of each of
the five colleges in the (‘handler Medical
(‘enter and distributed to 13 collaborating
institutions nationwide.

"While a significant part of this initia-
tive is the research. a larger part is using
platforms of women‘s health to train junior
investigators." said Phyllis Wise. chair of
the Department of Physiology in the (‘ollegc
of Medicine and research director of the
Women's Health (‘entert “In that regard we
are leading the country."

E Robberies prompt
2 SGA to take action

Awareness: SGA working with UK Police to

offer free self-defense classes to students

£92,595???
STAFF WRITER

An outbreak of robberies across campus this semester has
prompted I'K's Student Government Association to get in
volved with informing student‘s of their safety options

In addition to the Safe(‘ats program. there are plans to inr
plement some other programs that would raise awareness and
help students prevent becoming victims of violent crimes

Amanda Holloway. an English junior and SGA vice presi-

he felt was “a
coward."

“We don’t want things like the behind the
back at the end of the game,“ Smith said of
turnovers by his bench players. "We don’t need

dent. said there are several programs currently in the making.
(me of these would be a mailer to students both on and off
campus that would include ways for both male and female stu-

According to the US.
Department of
Agriculture, more
than 45 million
turkeys are cooked
and eaten in the US.
at Thanksgiving -
that's one-sixth of all
turkeys sold in the
US. each year.
American per capita
consumption of
turkeys has soared
from 8.3 pounds in
1975 to 18.5 pounds
last year.

Last year, 2.7 billion
pounds of turkey
were processed in
the United States. ln
1995, retail sales of
turkey reached
approximately $4.4
billion. They are
expected to reach
$4.7 billion in 2000.

Age is a determining
factor in taste. Old.
large males are
preferable to young
toms (males) as torn
meat is stringy. The
opposite is true for
females: 01d hens are
tougher birds.

-Compfled by: Ron

Norton

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least you have a few
days off. Have a Happy
Thanksgiving and stuff
your bellies full!

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that, Jacksonville State does not need it and no

one in the stands cared.”

UK turned the ball over 18 times to match 18

assists, six by Saul Smith.

However. the UK bench contributed five in

the final two minutes of the game.

UK stormed the Gamecocks. but at the 7:21
mark in the first half Marvin Stone left the game
after trying to draw a charge. Gamecock Watson
collided with the 6-foot-10 sophomore leaving him
clutching his right knee. He returned in the sec-
ond half and scored 10 points and grabbed six re-

bounds.

Stone said he would play Saturday. He also
said the win was a big boost for the team’s psyche.

“It helped our confidence,” he said.

The Cats led 42-17 at halftime on 61.5 percent
shooting. The Cats attempted to finish the Game-
cocks by scoring the first 14 points of the second
half and eventually outscored Jacksonville State

4931 in the final half.

The Cats were led by freshman Cincinnati na-
tive Erik Daniels. who scored a career-high 19
points and left the court with four minutes re-
maining to a standing ovation. He also tallied

three rebounds.

"Erik is a pretty mello kid,“ coach Smith

said. “He’s reserved. he sleeps all the time, but if
he had not had knee surgery there is no telling
where he would be. He might have been in the

starting line up."

His majesty

Junior forward Taysbaun Prince scored 14 points in the
Cats' 91-48 romp over Jacksonville State.

dents to protect themselves.

Holloway also said SGA works with local stores to offer
discounts on mace for students.

In addition to these. SGA plans to promote existing pro:

grams.

“We‘re planning to advertise and promote Sat‘et‘ats more."

she said.

l.esli Proffitt. a biology freshman. SGA senator and chair
person for the safety committee. adds that they are working
with campus police to try and offer self-defense classes that
would be free to students. A schedule for the classes would be
listed on the mailer that is sent out.

If the classes become a reality. l’r‘offitt said students could
expect their availability as early as the beginning of the

spring semester.

“We would like to see this done before Christmas break.
but if not. then right when we get back.“ she said.

Students applaud SGA‘s efforts and think something
needs to be done in the wake of these crimes.

Brittany Childress. an undeclared freshman. would like to
see the new programs materialize. and said she would take ad

vantage of them.

“I think it's great they're doing that because people need
to be more aware of the precautions they should take." she
said. “I'd definitely go to the self—defense classes."

Vaughan Fielder. a journalism junior. agrees the Inner»
sity has to help prevent these crimes. and expresses additional
concern for students taking night classes.

“We could use more lights and closer parking." she said.
“I think it's definitely needed. especially for night students."

 

 

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Moving up: Expected completion date is spring 2002

Matthew London
STAFF wmrm __,.

When strolling into the plant science
laboratories in the Ag North Building. the
shoulder~to~shoulder research and instruc-
tion going on becomes evident.

Dr. Glenn Collins is one of the profes»
sors and researchers using the labs built in
1962. In his 33 years at UK he has seen plant
sciences drastically change. Now he watch-
es. with excitement in his eyes as the fruit
of his labor constructs.

The official groundbreaking took place
this summer for what is becoming the UK
College. of Agriculture's new Plant Science
Building.

“Now we are going to have a first class
facility. We are quite happy about that."
said Dr. Scott Smith. associate dean for re-
search and associate director of the College
of Agriculture.

Smith said the construction of the new
building is on schedule and that completion

is expected by spring 2002.

Since its conception in 1988 the ag
biotechnology degree program at UK grew
to over 150 students. This contributed to
much of the overcrowding and helped prove
that the need for a new building was defie
nitely present

Being constructed on Cooper Drive. the
new Plant Sciences Building is located be
tween the Tobacco Health and Research In
stitute and UK's Agricultural Engineering
Building. The $21 million Plant Science
structure is financed by the sale of the col-
lege’s 43 acre South Farm. where the
Nicholasvillc Road Super Wal—Mart and
Lowe's are located. The new four-story facil-
ity will house laboratories as well as class
rooms and an auditorium.

(‘ollins and his colleagues will soon
work in a new atmosphere where re»
searchers will work together. Collins is
trained as a geneticist and works as a
bridge between convention breeders who
work with plants in a more traditional man

ner and the actual molecular biologists. the
splicers and cloners.

(‘ollins said new combinations of re
searchers working together will provide an
interesting change.

“It's exciting (the building) because it is
state of the art. high quality space and we
got a chance to deSign the laboratories."
(‘ollins said.

The current faciiities are out of date.
yet they are still functional. he said. But the
new building is needed because of space.

“We are just bursting at the seams"
Collins said.

Ag biotechnology and animal sciences
sophomore Marsha Bush is ready to use the
new building and is amazed by the rapid
construction.

She said one of the things holding plant
sciences back from being at the very top in
terms of national reputation and competi
tiveness is facilities.

“It‘s just really satisfying to see (the
building) go up and we can‘t wait until it‘s
finished. and we have the opportunity to
move into a really first class facility."
Smith said.

 

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The Low-down

I think we
under-
stand

each other

in a way
that most
people
can’t
under-
stand
either of

us.”

- Macaulay
Cufkin, 20, on his
"good friend"
Michael Jackson,
42, to Barbara
Walters in a
"20/20" inter-
view to be
broadcast Friday.

Bosnia split in vote

SARAJEVO. Bosnia-Herzegovina Hard-
line nationalists won a sizable bloc of support
among Bosnia's Serbs and Croats in Bosnia‘s
election this month. according to final results re-
leased Tuesday. In the complex Nov. 1] balloting.
voters in Bosnia's two iniiiistates the Bosnian
Serb Republic and the {\Iuslim-(‘roat Federation

elected members of a federal parliament.
Votes in the Musliml‘roat Federation also chose
regional officials and a federation parliament.
Bosnian Serbs voted for a president and vice
president of their state and members of their
own local parliament.With no clear winner. the
parties now face protracted negotiations to forge
coalitions in both the national parliament and
the legislatures of the country‘s two ministates.

Egypt recalls ambassador to Israel

tiAZA CITY. Gaza Strip An angry anti
frustrated Egypt. blaming Israel for escalating vi-
olence. recalled its ambassador to Israel on Tues-
day. but said it is not abandoning efforts to
achieve peace. Jordan. the only other Arab coun~
try that has a peace treaty with Israel. an
nounccd it was holding up accreditation of its
new ambassador to Israel until the Jewish state
halts its attacks on Palestinians. Israeli Prime
Minister I‘Ihud Barak said he wasn't happy with
Egypt's diplomatic move and that it did not con-
tribute to Iigypt's role in the peace process. The
diplomatic blows came as new attacks fueled a
spiral of violence in this seaside strip. An Israeli
teen-ager and a Palestinian security officer were
shot and killed in incidents just a few hours
apart.

CBS details false election calls

W.~\Slll.\l(}’l‘().\' The networks' mistaken
early calls Election Night that Al Gore and late
er (George W Bush had won Florida were due
in part to flawed exit polls in the Tampa area and
a "significant computer error" in \‘olusia Coun-
ty‘s election agency the CBS News chief told
(‘ongrms (‘BS News I’resident Andrew Heyward
said in a letter to Rep. Billy Tauzin. chairman of
the House t‘oininerce Committee‘s telecommuni-
cations panel. that his network‘s initial call for
(lore at 7:30 pm EST on Nov. 7 was based on Vot-
er News Seryice exit polls and actual vote data.
'nterpreted through tested statistical models. But
at about 9:20 D.III.. Heyward said in the letter re-
leased 'I‘uesday. (‘BS found that exit poll results
in the Tampa area had overstated (lore's lead
and that tabulated votes in litiyal County were
probably wrong. 'I‘hat call was retracted at
9:31pm

THE ONLY LIV-
ING BOY IN MY:
Paul Simon has
been named the
2001 MusiCares
Person of the
Year by the
Muleares
Foundation In
conlunction
with the
National
Academy of
Recording

Arts &
Sciences.
Simon will
receive the
award at a gala
fundraislng
dinner/silent
auction/concert
on Feb. 19,
200! in

Los Angeles.

PUFF PUFF
PASS... THE
GRAVY:

Sean “Puffy"
Combs
announced
Monday that he
plans to feed
30,000 people
this
Thanksgiving.
0n learning of
the death oi
Atlanta civil
rights advocate
Hosea Williams,
Combs agreed
to put up the
cost for the
meal sponsored
by William's
organization,
Hosea’s Feed
the Hungry.

Not ready to surrender

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. -- A couple ordered by
Alabama's Supreme Court to give up custody of a
41-year-old boy they adopted as a newborn say
they are not ready to surrender the child to his
biological father in Florida. Tracy Johnson said
she and her husband, Mark, hope the court will
either reconsider a Friday ruling, or that the
birth father will have a change of heart about the
boy still known as Baby Sam. The Johnsons
adopted Sam in 1996, when he was just 3 days old.
The boy’s father, Christopher Vietri, never cons
sented to the adoption and has never had custody
of the child. The birth mother told him their
baby was stillborn. then told a Florida adoption
agency that she did not know the identity of the
infant’s father.

Backstreet's back

NEW YORK ,,, The Backstreet Boys. hoping
to reclaim their spot as the most popular boy
band, came out with their third album, “Black &
Blue." on Tuesday in a blizzard of hype. The
quintet ~ Nick Carter, Howie Dorough, Brian
Littrell. A.J. McLean and Kevin Richardson
arrived in New York after visiting Sweden,
Japan, Brazil, South Africa and Australia in a
four-day whirlwind tour. MTV has the band‘s
current video. "Shape of My Heart," in heavy ro-
tation and it‘s at No. 10 on the Billboard Hot 100;
the album is expected to debut high on the charts
next week.

Reds sign Arkansas pitcher

CINCINNATI The Cincinnati Reds said
Tuesday they signed right-handed pitcher Dustin
Moseley. their second pick in this year‘s draft.
The Reds have now signed their top three picks
from the draft. Moseley. 19. from Texarkana.
Ark. received a signing bonus reported to be
$930000. That was less than the deal that the
Reds gave second-round pick Dane Sardinha. a
catcher from Pepperdine University. who in Sep-
tember signed a contract worth a guaranteed
$1.75 million over six years. Moseley went 12-2
with a 0.76 earned run average in 16 games last
season with Arkansas High School in Texarkana.
He struck out 186 batters in 101 innings. Moseley
said he gave up a scholarship to the University of
Arkansas because. if he had attended classes. he
would have forfeited his draft eligibility until af-
ter his junior season.

Silver Chele wins Churchill feature

LOUISVILLE. Ky. 77777 Silver Chele swept
to the lead at the top of stretch and held off
Chelsie’s House down the lane for a 1 1, 210th
win in Tuesday‘s $59,110 featured allowance race
for fillies and mares 3 years old and up at
Churchill Downs.

Compiled from wire reports.

 

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Bringing students,
alumni together

By Kristi Martin

STAFF WRITER

The Student Alumni Asso-
ciation ‘5 future looks bright.

”The Student Alumni As~
sociation is the one organiza-
tion that has boomed in the last
year.“ said Amanda Holloway,
past SAA president and Eng-
lish junior.

Holloway said the SAA
was implemented last year and
has been successful in estab-
lishing itself as an organization
for alumni and students. She
said the SAA is important in
that it bridges the gap between
current students and past stu-
dents. The SAA is a service to
the King Alumni House.

“The SAA made alumni
happy because it gave them a
way to keep in touch with cur
rent students and it benefited
the students." Holloway said.

Holloway believes the ben-
efits to communication among
alumni and current students is
vital to the University.

In an effort to achieve this
unity. Holloway said the SAA
sponsors activities for students
and alumni so they can share
information with each other.

Last year. the SAA hosted
the Alumni Hall of Fame
Awards as a service to UK
alumni.

Holloway said the SAA
helped with Kentucky We]-
come by hosting the reception
for the parents who attended.
They also participated in activ-
ities for the Big Blue. Birthday

Bash. as well as Homecoming
Week by helping with the pa-
rade and the Big Blue Fan Fair.

The SAA works with UK.
but they also engage in com-
munity activities. Next semes-
ter. Holloway said the SAA is
planning to help with Senior
Salute. Week and attend the
ASAP Conference in Lexington.

Other than civic duties, the
SAA has established a mentor
program between students and
alumni.

“This program is a benefit
to students because it allows
them to be matched on an one»
to-one basis with successful UK
alumni through networking ac»
tivities." Holloway said.

“The main advantage to
being in the SAA is interact
ing closely with successful
alumni through invitations to
meals. activities and so much
more."

Checkitout

There is no fee to join SAA. It
is accessible to all current stu-
dents at UK. Applications for SAA
membership are available in the
SAA office. The SAA holds regular
meetings at 5 pm. every other
Wednesday at the King Alumni
House.

For more information call 257-
8700 or check out the SAA web
site at http://www.uky.edu/
Alumni/SAA/SAAMain.htm

 

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Stevens was a former minority affairs chancellor. Stevens

worked in Central Advising.

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The Fishtank. a bar and grill on the corner of Euclid Avenue and Woodland Avenue, Is a place for students to

hang out and grab a bite to eat and drink.

Food: Local bar offers a unique
environment with great food

By Shaun McKendry
CONlRlBUTING WRITER

“Was it for this my life I sought?" so sings
Trey Anastasio of Phish.

“Absolutely!" said Fishtank Bar 8; Grill co-
owner Roger Roberts. “For the past four or five
years. I‘ve been preparing for this."

Perhaps living out a life-long dream. Roberts.
along with coowner John Tresaloni. opened the
Fishtank Bar and Grill this past August on the
corner of Woodland and Euclid.

They try and offer a grand environment with
fine food. service. music and experiences.

"I just want to provide the area with some-
thing fun. free of pushing, shoving. and fighting."

He continued by stating he won't sell out.
“Money isn't the issue here. We‘re here for a
good time."

Quality food anti service has seemed to push
them into the spotlight as of late. (Tomplete with
an easy-going. fun and collective staff. an enjoy
able family atmosphere awaits inside.

The great food at Fishtank Bar & Grill has
brought uproar with tnost locals. “i eat here al
most everyday. I think l‘ve tried almost every-
thing already. but l still have to stick with the

burger!" said Kyler Carmine. an undecided fresh-
man.

Although service and food has helped Rogers
and 'l‘resaloni. the jukebox may be the most iii-
triguing aSpect of the dining area.

"That‘s Rogers‘ pet!" said Mark Keith. Gener
al Manager.

Albums and bootlegs of Grateful Dead. Left-
over Salmon. l’hish and other splendid bands fill
the inside. In return are dozens of smiling faces
entrapped by the music.

Sunday nights offer a step up from the juke~
box. Every other Sunday. live music is played in
the elevated section. An acoustic setup. Bitte-
grass (,‘ollective. which contains members of lo
cal bands such as Green Genes. The New Ken-
tucky String Ticklers and Dove‘s Porch. has per»
formed twice in the past few weeks. Banjo player
Brandon Bowlds said. ”There's a good group of
people here. a good crowd We have a lot of fun
playing tip here."

Good tunes always bring good times. With
music being the striving allocation of Fishtank
Bar & Grill. there is always a smile to be seen or
a bug to be had. Students and Lexington resi-
dents are taking pleasure in the positive atti-
tudes and personalities of not only the staff and
owners. btit the crowd and environment as well.

it offers more than just beer and booze. Says
general manger Mark Keith. Fishtank Bar &
Grill . is built for everyone to enjoy. It's a
good place to have fun."

 

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Arnold and clone double the action

By Matt Mulcahey

SCENE EDITOR

And on The 61h [)ay Arnold
returned to form with a loud.
violent. incoherent. action ex-
travaganza. And it was good.

That‘s right. after nearly a
decade of inisfires. Arnold has
returned to 80s form with the
energizing. testosterone filled
adrenaline rush The 6th Day.

Arnold once. again plays an
everyman. well. a very pumped
up everyman. who is thrust
into a futuristic conspiracy (To-
tal Recall. anyone). Once again
his true identity is in question
anri he must brutally kill many
people to find the truth.

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constitute disgustingly filthy
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wyn) on an excursion anrl re-
turns home to find himself re-
placed by a clone.

But not an evil. devious
clone like in Bill and Ted’s Ho-
gus Journey (sorry. that‘s the
only clone reference I could
think ofoff the top of my heart).
btit a clone that is exactly the
same. the same memories. feel
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(‘loning of humans has been
outlawed after some vaguely ex»
plained experiment that went
horribly awry years earlier.

The plot trick is that ifany
clone is found it must be de-
stroyed. Thus all the powerful
clones will kill anyone who gets
in the way of their secret.

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Joining Mr. Pumpitude and
the bad guy from Ghost is a col‘
lection of actors entirely too
good to be in the movie. Michael
Rooker. barking gravelly voiced
orders throughout. Michael Ra»
paport. adding a few laughs as
the prerequisite “friend who
tries to help but gets killed in
the process" and Robert Duvall.
giving the, best five tninute per-
formance in an action movie
ever. all pop up in minor roles.

Hey. what's the deal with
Michael Rapaort being in every
movie lately'.’ Does he have
some kind of bet going with
(‘harlize Theron to try and
break Denis Leary's 1993 record
for tnost movies in a single year'.’

it's funny that Arnold's ca-
reer resurrection occurs at the
hanrls of a director who has giv~
en some actors they‘re lowest
moments. Roger Spottiswoorle
thoroughly embarrassed
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My Mom Will Shoot. made Tom
Hanks unlikable in Turnerand
Hooch and made you want to
cry for Ben Johnson in Terror
Train.

But Spottiswoode has
shown a flair for action. From
the snow manhunt saga Shoot
to Kill to Tommororc Never Dies.
he definitely knows how to
make a “guy" movie.

Sure Arnold goes from an
easygoing family man to a kiling
machine. Sure the movie born
rows from everything from To-
tal Recall to The Sixth Sense.
Sure The 6th Day's message is
lost (I walked away thinking
cloning was a swell idea).

But who cares.

Arnold blows some stuff up.
whips some ass. breaks some
necks and spits out some of the
cheesiest one liners this side of
a Bond movie.

Anrl that's all we ask ofhim.

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How to keep
trees fresh:
Use plastic

MONTE VISTA, Colo. -
How do you keep a
Christmas tree fresh
on a LEGO-mile
road trip to the
nation’s capital?

Shrink-wrap it.

That's what Ron and
Debra Pepper,
owners of Triple P
Wrap-It, have
volunteered to do
with a Colorado blue
spruce slated to be
cut this week at the
Pike-San Isabel
National Forest.

Bu the tree
he ore the trip
and save money.

The 60-foot, 77~year~old
tree was selected
nearly two years
ago by US Forest
Service rangers
as America’s
"Millennium
Holiday Tree."

Debra Pepper said the
tree will be wrapped
in plastic after being
placed inside a
covered truck.

She guessed all the work
involved with getting
the tree to
Washington DC.
would cost about
$20,000, but won't
charge a cent. The
Peppers see it as a
once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.

Tiny cameras
find pot in
the sewers

PUYALLUP, Wash. -
Normally, the video
from Puyallup's
sewers falls a little
short of must-see TV.
But a tiny camera
checking one of the
lines recently turned
up an unusual
find: marijuana.

Police in this town east
of Tacoma said a
camera lowered last
month into a sewer
on a routine
maintenance check
spotted marijuana
plants being flushed
into the line.

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-Pli0T0 FURiilSHED
Finding pot in

strange places.

Public Works officrals
traced the plants to
the home of a 30-
year-old woman, then
informed police. A
search of the house
found 29 growing
plants and 430 grams
of pot. police
spokeswoman Shelby
Barager said.

Police said Katherine
Larson was charged
with unlawfully
manufacturing a