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LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. TUESDAY,

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MAY 6, 1911

fColIegialc Follies', Willi Cast Of 40, PR COMPANY
To 0eii Tonighl Al Ben Ali Theater TO LEAVE FRIDAY
FOR DRILL MEET
Campus Unit
Has Won Nine
Of 10 Matches Held

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ADALIVE BOOTS, GAINES SEBREE, AND LARRY SPEARS

"How do you expect us to beliex'e you, Boots? You're parked yourself," siy Seliree and Spears
in this scene from the "Collegiate Follies of '41."

Kenluchian
Goes On Sale loday In Lnion

Wilson, Neuwirth

Ewing-E(Hte- d

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Of Student Revue
Co-Autho-

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By MILDRED MURRAY
At 9 o'clock tonight, Uie curtain
With maps of Kentucky superimwill go up in the Ben All theater
d
simuon the first presentation of the Col- posed on the
legiate Follies of 1941, featuring Bill lated leather binding and the diviCross and his orchestra, with vo- sion pages, the 1941 Kentuckian,
calist Betty Well Roberts and a cast dedicated to Dr. Thomas P. Coopof more than forty.
er, acting president, and honoring
If the number of spectators Dr. Prank L. McVey, president
watching Sunday's dress rehearsal
emeritus, will go on sale from 12:30
11 n inriirat inn of the success of
"l a 000111
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snow, it is definitely a "hif.l
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can stop!?:"
no. producer Jay Wilson
gray hairs 'Sales will continue until May
pulling recently-grow- n
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from his head.
underclassmen may get their
Despite Dean Blanding's refusal to yearbook, by paying the balance of
permit girls in the show to attend the Kentuckian price, and seniors
last nights late dress rehearscal at! by presenting their senior fee re
ceipt., cnuuenis wnu am not uiucr
tlie Ben All, the temporarily
books during the sales campaign
"Follies" carried on with may get them for $4.50. according
the male half of the cast. However, to Sam Ewing. editor.
the complete cast will be ready for Annual Has Five Sections
the premier tonight.
annual is divided
The
Tlie musical revue, sponsored by into five seections, including executhe music committee of the Stu- tive, leatures, colleges, activities, and
dent Union building, was written fraternities and sororities. A part
(Continued on Page Three)
of Doctor McVey's definition of a
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university introduces each division.
Red letter headlines add color
throughout the book, and Informal
snapshots of professors, students,
and college activities begin each
college section. Juniors and seniors
are placed in their respective college section.
Index Added
An added feature to tlie yearbook
uns year is an .uiircx which iista
each student or organization represented and refers to the different
pages on which he is pictured.
section, picturing
A personality
various coeds and men in informal
poses, will follow the photographs
of the beauty queen and her court.
Action shots of lootball, basketball, tracK, tennis, and baseball
games, pictures of tlie athletic heads,
and a page of snapshots of the band,
game, and fraternity decorations
taken Homecoming weekend make
up the athletics section.
Edited by Ewing. the book was
published by a staff of 40 members,
John Clore was business manager.

Pi Kap, Kappa Floats Are Winners
In SuKy's Annual May Day Parade
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other victory and Maytinie was definitely in season as Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity and Kappa Kappa
Oaniiua sorority won the May Day
parade float contest Friday.
Caricatures of Adolf Hitler by
Harry Gorman and Benito Mussolini by "Tennie" Gentry with persecuted Jews Jack F tie ra bend and
Kenneth Herald and Italian Soldiers Tom Harris, and Stansell Fain,
captured by Greek soldier Paul Kenton won a first place silver platter
for the Pi Kaps. Bill Duggins did
the part of the Jewish barber
played by Charlie Chaplin in the
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Kappa Kappa Gamma won with
its Maytinie" travesty. On the float
were Tat Allen. Ann Conner, Anne
Petit, and Jessica Gay. Music for
the float was played by Glenna
Bailard.
Second 11 )" Winners
bronze
Second place trophies,
trays, were won by Chi Omega sorority with Its "Thief of Bagdad" satire and by Alpha Gamma Rho fraternity on a "Tobacco Road" float
Over 10.000 persons saw the mile- lone parade as it passed through
downtown areas, and approximate- ly 4.000 witnessed the Stoll field program after the parade, it was said
by Sam Ewing. SuKy president, yes- t.erday.
After Caroline Conant, Chi Omega.
was crowned University May Queen
at tlie beginning of the Stoll field
progiam. she pinned blue and white
ribbons on the new SuKy members.
Robinson,
Dorothy
are
They
Georgetown; James Leer, Millers-burAlfred Pettus. Stanford: Porter Read. Glasgow; Duane Van Horn,
Binghampton. N.V.; Harrison Dixon.
Otvens Dixon, and Jane Warren,
Gladys Tilton
oil of Henderson:
Dawson Hawkins. Bernadine Aulick,
rarola Spurr. Virginia Hendricks.
Virginia
Callos. Peggy Forman.
Bene Lo Smith, and Robert Meyer,
all of Lexington, and Marshall Cox.

Company C. champion drill unit
of the first regiment of Pershing
Rifles, will leave the campus at 9
a.m. Friday for Cincinnati, where
they will compete in the PR regiment's eleventh annual drill meet.
The University company, winner
of nine out of 10 competition meets
in the first regiment, losing only to
Ohio State in 1938 ranks as one
of the five best drill platoons in
the country, and was recently declared one of the nation's foremost
units in discipline and appearance
by inspection officers of Pershing
Rifles national headquarters.
The entire company of two platoons and the confederate squad
will make the trip to Cincinnati
leaving the armory in private cars
and with a state police escort. First
Lieutenants John L. Carter and Phil
Lofink, faculty advisors of the outfit, and Set. Henry Hoy, Coach of
the PR rifle team, will accompany
the unit on the trip.
Meet Scheduled
The drill meet will begin Friday
nlsrht with company competition,
which will be held at Xavler stadium. Rifle matches and individual
drill will take place Saturday morning. Joe Bohnak. Leslie Van Hoy
and Bill Peyton will represent the
company in the Individual competition.
Capt. Robert H. Cloud, commander of the PR unit, said yesterday
tftat. due to a shortage of cars
within the company, expenses to
and from the drill meet, hotel room,
and admission to the meet will
be paid by the company to anyone
who has a five passenger car and
is willing to take four Pershing
Riflemen to the meet. Anyone wishing to make the trip is asked to
see Captain Cloud as soon as possible.
The University unit won last year's
competition on Stoll field from Ohio
State the closest contender by 9
points: took second place in the
rifle matches, defeated by Akron
university; and placed third in in- dividual competition

SIGMA XI PLANS
MEET
Souder Will Speak
At Banquet Friday

ANNUAL

Dr. Wilmer Souder, principal phys
icist. National Bureau of Standards,
Washington. D. C. will speak at the
twentieth annual meeting and ban- auet of the Kentucky chapter of
Sigma XI. National Honorary Grad
uate Science fraternity, which will
be held at 6:30 p.m. Friday in the
Gold room of the Lafayette hotel.
Dr. Souder's subject will be "Scientific Evidence and the Conviction
of the Criminal."
At this meeting the newly elected
members of the society will be ini-- i
tiated. These members are: for ac- -;
tive membership. C. F. Krewson;
for chapter associate membership.
W. A. Bowen. W. B. Cherry. Mrs.
Eleanor Clay, Miss Marjorie Jenkins. Miss Anna Louise Kelly, D. B.
McFadden. A. L. Rhodon. Mrs. Mary
Carolyn Wooldridge. The associates
r,
A. A. Ebert, Jr.,
elected at
E. H. Kass, J. W. Manda. F. M.
Mayes, F. B. Pauls, and J. R. Young,
will be recognized.
The newly elected officers of the
society will be introduced. These
are Charles Barkenbus. president;
L. H.
C. N. Bortner,
Townsend, secretary; R. H. Baker,
treasurer; and Steplien Diachun
and Alfred Brauer, executive committee members. The retiring officers
are O. T. Koppius, president; J. S.
F. J.
McHarpue,
Cheek, Jr., secretary; M. M. White.
Treasurer; Louis A. Pardue and E.
N. Fergus member of executive committee.
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Alpha Zeta Initiates
11 New Members
Alpha Zeta, honorary agriculture
fraternity, held initiation ceremon-

ies for II new members yesterday
afternoon in the fraternity's room
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in the Dairy building.
Courti Leringtim Herallt
After initiation a banquet was
given in honor of the initiates in
ONANT'S TORONATION
the Union building. Prof. L. J. Hor- .
Cht Omrra's Caroline Conant, ubher right, receives her May lacher. assistant dean of the agri-- .
culture college, spoke at the banuay crown ana intone pom shirtless suxy president um cwmg, as quct on "The Sliepherd's Psalm.
Initiates are James Simpson,
attendants Pcgy Denny, independent , lower left, and Peggy
Burnside; James Crowley. Butler;
Schtnnute, Delia liella Delta, lower right, smile.
H. C. Allbrltten. Murray; Don Kells,
Wiliiamstown; Chester Brown,
Carl Porter Beuchel: Paul
- "Topper
nalisin professor; Joe Jordan,
Betunis." Alpha Oaniiua
Cowgill,
ington Leader writer; and Wally Delta; and "KIiowIhwI.," Delta Delta Robbins. Ixington; John
Hickman: Reginald Prather.
Allen, Kentucky theater nianxger.
Delta.
and James Kaenzig and RobBesides floats, the parade included
Fraternity displays were 'March ert McDonnell, Jr., both of VerUniversity and Henry Clay high
the
of Time," Kappa Alpha; "Cleopatra."
school bands and the University Delta Chi; "Three Men on a Horse," sailles.
Pershing Rifle company.
Phi Kappa Tau: "Tobacco Road,"
Ross Hunter, engineering sopho- Alpha Gamma Rlio; "Honeymoon
more, was in charge of the parade for Three," Alpha Tau Omega;
Miss Sarah G. Blanding, dean of
Veen Conant
arrangements,
"Gone With The Wind," Sigma Al- women, is the official University
Attendants of Queen Conant durpha Epsilon; "Tlie Great Dictator," delegate to the national convention
ing the festivities were Peggy Shu- float Entries
Sorority float entries consisted of Pi Kappa Alpha: "Topper." Phi Delmate. Delta Delta Delta, and Pe?gy
university women in Cincinnati
"Maytinie." Kappa Kappa Gamma; ta Theta; "It Happened One Night," of
Denny.
this week. Mrs. Sarah B. Holmes,
were "The Letter." Kappa Delta; "Thief Sigma Chi; "Seven Sinners," TriJudges of the float contest
assistant, dean, accompanied her on
Thite " Delta Zeta; Hound of the of Bagdad," Old Omega ; "Snow angle: nd "Dnrk Victory." Fngi- - h trip.
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Blanding Is Delegate

Allen Okays Candidates
Election
For Two-Part- y
Slated For Tomorrow

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Pool-wa-

Henry Clay high school girt
The first step towards securing
who has a leading role in "Then
University swimthe
Came June."
ming pool will be taken by Omicron
Delta Kappa, honorary men's leadership fraternity, when they present
the Troupers, a new University gymENTRIES DUE

Flowers, Vases
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To Be Furnished

' Tomorrow noon is the deadline
for entries in the second annual
Student Union floral display and
flower arranging contest. Flowers
and' vases win be furnished to contestants, who must arrange the
flowers and place them on display
before 1 p.m.
Flowers and containers used in
the contest, which is being held
with the cooperation of the Home
Economics club and Phi Upsilon
Omicron, will be supplied by Lexington florists.
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Judges of displays will be Mrs.
David Honaker, Mrs. A. J. Stelner,
and Mrs. Wilson LawwilL
First, second, and third place ribbons will be awardec". in each division of the contest, which includes
dining room arrangements for formal dinner, tea table, luncheon,
bridal luncheon,
and breakfast;
living room arrangements for mantel and table; bedroom arrangements; nursery entries: porch or
veranda displays; and summer cabin arrangements.
In charge of the arrangements are
Young,
Pat
Charlotte Myers,
Beatrice Morretti, Taylor Bess Rollins, Margaret Stutzberger,
and
Jeanne Bowne.

CALLS POTTER

nastic organization. May 16 in alumni gymnasium.
Proceeds from the show will go
into ODK's fund for the swimming
pool. The gymnastic show was proposed at the organization's meeting by Prof. M. E. Potter. ODK
faculty adviser and head of the
physical education department.
Patterned after the Gymkana
troup of the University of Illinois
which appeared here on November
I as part of the Homecoming festivities, the Troupers will present a
acrobatic?.,
program of tumbliv
hand balancing, dancing and vocalists.
First Appearance
The coming presentation win
mark the first appearance of the
Troupers organization on the campus, which previously appeared in
January at the Louisville armory
before 4.000 spectators, in March at
the Brown hotel in Louisville before 1.000 people and before several
Lexington luncheon clubs.
Joe Huddleston and Mary King
Kouns instructors In the physical
education departmet, are the directors of this group.
Price of admission for this two
hour show will be 25 cents. Tickets
may be obtained from ODK members.
ODK's Prorram
The drive for the University
is the second part of ODK's
building policy, the fraternity having inaugurated the campaign for
the Student Union building in 1931,
culminating in the erection of this
building in 1938.
ODK contributed $15,000 to the
Union building fund, much of which
was secured from tag sales at University
football
and basketball
games.
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For the annual student legislature
election from t a. m. to 5 p. m. toSOA
morrow the first
election of the year 36 candidates
were okayed last night by Robert
Allen, retiring SOA president.
Two students who petitioned f"r
candidacy were declared automatically elected for candidacy by Allen
since no opposition was furnished
in their divisions. They are Miriam
Krayer. education college woman;
and Joe A. Gayle. agriculture senior.
Following is the list of candidates
and the class and college whirn
they seek to represent. The "C"
after a candidate's name indicated
that he is an official candidate of
the Constitutionalist party: the "I"
that he is a candidate of the Independent association.
Arts and sciences senior women
Dorothy PaU
ttwo to be chosen
Doris Reichenbach
il Lida
Belle Howe C. and Margery Thomas tC.
Arts and sciences senior men ttwo
to be chosen) Arthur S. Collins
Oeorge Nollau C. John Carrico 'I'
and William Gunn C.
Arts and sciences underclass women (two to be chosen)
Louis
Wilson (C), Frances Jinkina U.
and Ann Crutcher C.
Arts and sciences underclass men
ttwo to be chosen) Robert Amnions. Joe Bohnak )C, and Davs

Prof. M. E. Potter, head of the
physical education department, was
recognized as the outstanding faculty member of the year by the
Patterson Literary society at a recent meeting.
Known for his social work and
campus activities. Professor Potter
will be honored by having his name
name engraved on a plaque which
hangs in the periodical room of the
Union building.
The last name on the plaque was
that of Dr. J. Huntley Dupre of the
history department which was add
ed in 1939. No name was engraved
in 1940. and no name is repeated.
Henry. Lexington
Robert
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student who won the $200 prize in
the annual senior oratorical contest, will be host to all society
members and faculty sponsors at
the Patterson Literary society dinner at C p. m. May 13 in the Lafayette hotel. Henry will be following
the custom that the winner of the
award witt spend part of It for the
Kinnaird C.
annual dinner.
The banquet speaker will be the Gradaate School
Graduate school itwo to be ohm-ehonor guest of the evening. ProRex Osteen iC. Orville Leach
fessor Potter.
and Richard P. Adams ID.
The $200 award is taken each year
Commerce men lone to be chosen'
from a trust fund left by the late
Robert Hlllenmeyer tC. Arthur
President James K. Patterson in
whose honor the society was named. Walsh IC. and Robert Thomas. Commerce women lone to be chosgs
en) Sylvia Siegel (I) and
worth iC).
Law (one man to be chosen)
William R. Knuckles and Edwin F
Ockerman
Engineering College
Engineering senior men (one to
be chosen)
William B. Sisco lC
Glenn E. Padgett. Jerry L. Mercer
Engineering underclassmen (one to
be chosen) Vernon Reynolds, Giv-en- s
Dixon and Ralph Eschborn (C).
Fourteen University ROTC stu-- j
Agriculture
underclassmen
dents acted as assistant volunteer to be chosen) Richard Mulberry loi.e
parade marshals in the church soft! jamea Crowley (C
bail league parade wnicn was neicr Agriculture senior women (one to
be chosen)
at Castlewood park last night.
Myrtle Binkley. Lor- I v a n raLie Harris (I. Soma Berkowi'i
Leonard F. Grealhouse.
Elizabeth Wiggnton iC.
Potts Jr., W inn eld Ward and For-i- I.
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Freshmen
rest Rowe served as color guards.
Assistant Marshals were Ben T.' No freshman representatives will
Bartlett ' Joseph Beard. William U.!b1voted on ,f,ince the tw?
this year will continue la offic?
Gunn. Wreno M. Hall. Henry Hill-- ; umU next faL Twenty.two
enmeyer. Ben Lowery. Howard P.jjenutives compose
the legislature
Mofflett Jr.. Eddies C. Pasc, J. W.I Tomorrow, any student whose
Pfeffer, and L. J. Schwartz.
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Then Came June' Opens Wednesday
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'Important Duly' Extra

"Then Came June," a three-acomedy by William Stucky, Lexing
ton, will open at 8:30 p. m. Wednes
day, for a four-nigrun as Guig- p.ol's final production of the season.
Mary Ray. arts and science JunThe play, running as an "extra" ior, was elected president of the
on the theater's 1941 scheoule, is. Bactei iologist society at a meeting
according to Frank Fowler, Guignol last night.
pioduction director, "deserving of
Bernard Heitman. Junior, was
Betty Ann
recognition as the product of a re- chosen
markable taler.t" Fowler explained Potter. Junior, secretary, and Anna
that it is an important duty of a Louise Cox, Junior, treasurer. Dr.
faculty
University community theater to R. A. Weaver was
sponsor new playwrights, such as adviser of the group.
Retiring officers are Doris Zenger.
Stucky.
president; Bernice Baldwin,
Stucky's Works
Mary O. Mattingly. secThe author, educated in Lexing retary, and Virgil Goodman,
ton schools and at Yale university,
has been writing since he was nine.
While in college he wrote two musical comedies for the Yale Dramatic
society. "Here We Go Again" in
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1939. and "Too Many Boys" in 1940.
Three of his radio plays were done
by the Mutual Broadcasting system,
and two of these have since been
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published in "Yale Radio Plays."
Plot of "Then Came June" centers
around' two sisters, portrayed by
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Katherine Taylor, Henry Clay high
school student, and Gene Ray Craw- - ,
ford. University freshman. The girls,
contrasting character studies, are
rivals for the affection of a young
playwright,
enacted
by Robert
Clark, Jr., Lexington.
Supporting Cast
The supporting cast includes Ian
Campbell, Gale Neal, Annie Laurie
Riley, Dixie Wilcoxen, and Keith
Lewis. Stucky is directing his own
play, with Fannie Belle Pirkey as- sisting. Clay Lancaster is in charge
of the set, and Evelyn Beard is the
costume mistress.
All seats for the protection must
be reserved In advance, it was an-- 1
nounced yesterday. Since the play
is a
production, admis- .sion will be 25 cents. Student books
need not be presented as there will
be no special student admission.
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Ph tared ate the pi me i pals " last Thursday's presentation of Omicron Delta Kappas stuof the I nrjn
dent activities" mural to the L'K student body. The mutat. whuh is hung in room
Dr. Carsie Hammonds, head of
unsuket, a giaditate student in at t and an ODK
was designed and executed l
John H
the agricultural education depart- huililing.
ment, will deliver two commencemember.
ment addresses in Muhlenberg counLeft to right are Hunsaktr; Jim Wine, president of ODK, Attmg President Thomas P.
ty this week. Today he will speak
at the Freeman Consolidated school, Cooper, who received the painting on behalf of the l'wverit; and Vi.vs Ann Calhlmn. mcmbe
t Hughes-Kirkpaand tomorrow
Of thf iirl J?l)OYtfriPyt filtulty, IL'ho d'-'thf Un.Ve

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MILDRED MURRAY

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Even since the selective service
act went into effect and thousands
of the nation's youth swapped their
tweeds gabardines, golf clubs and
tennis racquets for Uncle Sam's
itchy "kakky" and Garand rifles,
the United States has pondered the
questlon of lowering the draft age
to include men from 18 to 31 years,
As any reduction In the age limit
would slash into college ranks like
much comment has been
a buzz-afrom the national col- press.
Not long ago. the Oallop Institute
of Public Opinion revealed that 69
percent of the nation favored de- ferment of college students until
their courses were completed. The
Creightonlan, of Crelghton univer- sity, says the opinion In significant,
Believing the United States should
with the future, it favors de- ferment, adding that after the war
only skilled college executives will

BUSH BROOKE

Assistant Nfws Editors

n4 cofHUmf arc ro be considered fhc
All ti&mrd tfrfirlei
and do
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PAT SNIDER

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Iii Which We Break A Principle,
Laugh At Politicians, Get Serious
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vertise litems in ihe newspaKrs offt ring-for
in (carefully wrapped) IkmiUcis
tcn tents in
on how to laise imisliroonis in your basement
is. or priceless
ami iiieiul leaks in aluminum
information mi the tare and feeding of rabbits
or guinea pigs or husbands.
a feeling; of inner strength
We have
fioui being able. 10 resist the lures of the ads
and leat down the urge i send off lor one of
the pamphlets. But lodav we suee umU-d- .

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Just last week, for instance, one of the
candidates was down to see us

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getting his picture in the paper, and, although
it was a .oldish thing to do, we decided to take
advantage

ol his embarrassing position.
was a colored woman who had
we told him, "and she named
them Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and Oscar."

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silting together.
Now. this in itself is 1101 unusual, but in this
(sm the girl was beautiful and was diessed in a
low-tu- t
evening gown and ihe man was looking
toollv oil in another direction. Ihe gill was
wringing Iter liandkere hief.
1 his teased our imagination. Why
was this
man srorning such a lovely gill"- - How eould he
be aloof with such (harm so near?
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didn'i know Effective Phrases.
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Well, the other tandidaies tame down after
while, and we told him you couldn't semi
letters to Washington anymore. He looked pro- Iy
surprised and asked "Why?"
"Because he's dead!" we yelled, and the
xiundet on our desk and howled.
It was wonderful while it lasted, ami we wish
'a
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iould get vimeone 10 laugh at our stories again.
To the Editor of The Kernel:
attend lectures where writing Is
At least it's a heap substitute for passing out
I wish to call to attention one not cramped
in taking notes on
minor and very simple matter con- d
chairs.
t igars.
terning the furnishings for our class
our Rtudent government Is
Sin
rooms here at our University and SUDOOsed to represent
the student
that matter Is the concern of arm- tn.
t .inocu,
,..
Wise . . . and otherwise
' ana inowe m.r
ed chairs.
new
rsniriiL.
I have no criticism for the type connected and wwkinWwith Hthe
Where the next niikel is coming from doesn't of chairs hich we
have because SGA, continue the work which has
woirv us ncarlv as niiiih as where the last out tney are so built that a student is hwn earrlwt on in the rmst admin- either forced to sit fairly straight Lstration and try to petition, If
went.
and keep reasonably alert or they possible, a representative in the
put him in great discomfort if he board of trustees of our University
Some of our well known sporis figures seem to attempts to sleep; I congratulate and other important representa- tne designers on
foresight in
wh(( directly control
have conn ailed cold feel even Ixfoie getting in constructing these this for pupils, tions in groups
chairs
our facilities.
the dtall.
tne.se cnairs, lor tne most part,
In tnis wav. we mflv he able to
have right arms on which a stu- - suggest. at least, ' the desires or
dent may scribble "his bit" during needs of our Rtudent body-e- nd
We're excfiing the coed to ask ihe leather .... .an.ui.i.Bo ui a. icvwici, "
possibly, some time in the future,
anv tlav now il Vathel I.indsav wrote J.u Congn. vided he de.sires to use the arm as tnere may be some
chairs
.such: these arms are used by others appropriated for the other eight or
"
merely as props ior tneir arms nin.
askpd fo. Though
rmt lf
mmuies or more in- - tnis te a minor tning in our uni.
Ihe hoys in lilt KtRNti. prim shop tell us uuiuig uie
versity life, I consider the chair
their new folding machine sounds like a dog I.efties Abundant
situation worth the attention of
balking while in ojeiaiion. Perhaps something
I have attended the University those who could encourage or in- like his inspired Byron's line "The Assyrian for three years and, though there nuence the proper group, and there
Is a surprisingly large number of may be, as a result, a few chairs
tame down like a wolf on ihe fold."
students,
there has am)IOpriated
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sent iff for the Ixioklel "Effeetive
I'luasc-- s lor All Occasions." with the assurance
ihat soon we will lie able to coe with all eventualities. When it arrives, we will pass along
the most valuable Phrases to you.
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No. we won't regret sending our
assutaiue and a itee command of
language aie almost impossible to
piiie. Let alone fot the astounding
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Campus Politicoes
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Some campus jKiliticians are really cagev
Either that or some freshman was awful dumb.
We'll lell you this true story and let vou judge
lor vou sell:
In ihe arts and sciences college voting plate,
the desk where the election workers were passing out ballots was on one side of the posi oil it e.
while the ballot box was on ihe other. As is usual, a group oi minor Kiliticoes and jxisi nil it c
pranksters were sitting near the ballot Ixixes,
when a
looking freshman
tame up with the intention of exercising his
Irani hise.
One of the loafers pulled out a Hist office
trash can ami placed a hastily-printesign saving "Drop All Burrus Votes In Here" on ii. I he
lieshinan came up ami. true 10 hum. slipjied his
ballot into the Hash can.
I he f Mil ii it x s had a good laugh . . .

just a shame that the poliiital season has
x
to pass in suh a hurry. Eor almost another yeat
now we won't have anvone to laugh at our jokes.
I h.ii must lie whv J i ilt- - tolerate (ainpaigns
and cletlions: ihev give vou a chance to pull all
I hat is until they had to get down and dig
the ioiiiv gags vou've been saving up until vou
around in ihe waste paper to letrieve the von-- .
could find someone to applet iate them.
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his student govcrmnetii
nol all bullishness
ai this stage ol the game cspct ially.
At ihe elec lions coming up Wednesday il is
paititulatv inixii tain that a haul w king, ton
Micntioiis legislature Ik- elected, lot the SGA
is heading lor what will probably prove to
hardest vear in its history.
No longer will the legislature Ik- able to excuse itsell with "well, we are still learning, we
sit-u'- i
sure il our powers, we haven't any past
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nis to guide us." Ii will Ik- the third year
pit
and the year lor at lion.
ol tht SC. A
As t lit- loteigu and national stent- - U mint s
unite tlo'idv, increasing indifference toward at
tiviiit-and studies will be nolited here, ami the
S( . A iintsi Ik- - cateful nol to allow itself lo sink
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10. and ihe legislature will
straight-thinkintactful members to
smiKiih ove r anv flic lion that might arise.
Students are going to be demanding action
anil proof of ihe SCiA's value, and The Kfrnh.
will do its pan to keep liefore the public eye
as well as the strong points of the
the
government.
We are glad that the election Wednesday will
Ika twopativ one, because contests like that
reaie inieiest and color and bring out a larger
vote. But students must lie cautioned against lol
lowing parlv lines blindly, lor, this vear more
t
than anv oilier, it must Ik recognie-- that
of the SGA is more iinpoilani than
of itiiv of the individual factions.
here will
with ami adjust
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Recording officials were kind to
not fang recently in reissuing some
flne old BR3te gldes Released were
Doggin"
Around. Good Morning
Blues, One O'clock Jump and Swing- In' At The Daisy Chain. These show
the Count at his best, when Hershel
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TWO SIDES of the
controversy, written by University students.
A TEST of your knowledge of
University history, taken front
the test given BOA presidential candidates.
Sl'MMARY of student government for the year, showing it s
weaknesses, accomplishments.
CHECK-Ion progress of
student loan bill, petition against
reorganization,
other important measures.
THE INSIDE on the SGA
presidency, with a suggestion
for doing away with several
evils.
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fine new band is Sunny Dun- gunny formerly played trum- p,, and trombone for Casa Lorn,
His trumpet is featured on his first
record, a superb coupling of Mighty
A Rose and , vndrrstand.

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by anybody,
sides ever
Goodman's new band Is really
getting into shape. Their latest.
Take It and Yaurs, sound like the
old days. Benny's clarinet on Take
It is superb, and pianist Johnny
Guarnieri proves his right to rank
with the best on the same side.
Helen Forrest sings the pretty lyrics
on You,r, Bnd tne band plays with
more unitv and drlve tnan
e've
before from this group. Every- thing considered, . wed rate TaMe
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the
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CAB'S WAILING
,ra. Ca"oway. ?mlnd us : of the
01a omosy joe oays wtin 111s story
of Greeehy Joe. We like Cab'a sing- ing as long as he sings, but when
he starts that infernal wailing, you
can check us out. Unfortunately he
spo