xt77pv6b357s https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt77pv6b357s/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19161116 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, November 16, 1916 text The Kentucky Kernel, November 16, 1916 1916 2012 true xt77pv6b357s section xt77pv6b357s iwririMfrwiiiimmitiitriiiTrT r - THE KENTUCKY KERNEL University of Kentucky LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, NOV. 16, 1916. VOL IX WILDCATS WANT TO GET AT MISSISSIPPI CREW CLEANLINESS NEXT TO THE Y. M. C. A.'s AIM. GODLINESS AT HALL Southern Bunch Comes Y. W. C. A. Rooms Located In Basement Close To Highly Touted and With the Laundry Good Record MARSHALL GAME OFF FURNISHINGS Mississippi A. and M. Saturday! Marshall College got caught out in the first cold spell and frigid pedal ex tremities resulted. Marshall 'wired Dr. Tlgert that no game could possi bly be arranged with the Wildcats this season. The gap in the schedule will probably be left. The Wildcats have been kept off of prey for two weeks and are hungry for victims. They hope to taste of sweet revenge Saturday for the drubbing received at the hands of Mississippi A. and M. on a hot day last year. It looks like now the weather will be as different as the score. Plenty of rest and careful polishing has characterized the week's workouts of the Wildcats. Whether the rest will prove a help or injury is yet to be seen. Dr. Tigert has his crowd on edge and itching to go. The Miss issippi game will tell whether Kentucky is in correct condition to turn all the tables upside down by beating Tennessee, which beat Vanderbilt Saturday. If the Wildcats should celebrate Thanksgiving by painting Knox-vill- e blue and white it will give Kentucky a good claim for Southern honors. Mississippi has a good team. They have taken the scalps of Chattanooga, which held Tennessee to a small score, and bruised Transylvania up considerably the second game of the season. Mississippi is said by some football students to have the best line in the South. will probably The Wildcat line-uhave no changes. No official line-ucould be furnished today. The whole team will go in in good condition and that spells a lot. Alvin Thompson, the end, who did excellent work in the first part of the season, and who left the game to undergo an operation, will be out of the game the rest of the season. The only thing Dr. Tigert would say before the Kernel went to press was that the Wildcats will all be ready when the whistle blows and there'll be a fight. twelve-to-nothin- g p "COLLEGE SPIRIT" TO BE DISCUSSED AT "Y" The Y. M. C. A. will hold a meeting next Sunday, night at the Y rooms. The topic of discussion will be: "What is True College Spirit?" Student speakers who have been selected for the occasion are J. Franklin Corn, Charles Gordon and Bart Peak. Three points will bo emphasized in the speaking, college spirit on the campus, and in students' in the class-roo- NIFTY r, KITTENS WIN FROM To with the church. To promote a program of unselfish service. To provide as far as possible, bureaus, work for needy students. thru employment S. R. 0. FOR To win men to Christian life and develop them in it. Making the best of a bad' bargain is what the Patterson Hall girls have To provide wholesome social life. been doing since the only room in To unite the students in promotthe building available for meetings ing the interests of the University was made into sleeping quarters this and the individuals who compose it. fall. The lack of a place for the Y. W. To unite the students of the UniC. A. to hold its meetings has presentversity of Kentucky with the worlded a serious problem, since the weath wide Christian brotherhood. er has prevented services being con ducted on the porch. At last, how' ever, the difficulty has been solved. The laundry in the basement which Y. M. C. A. WILL OPEN has previously occupied two rooms, has been moved into one, and the CAMPAIGN NEXT WEEK girls have converted the other into an association room. Curtains at the windows, a flower box hiding an un Every Student To Be Asked sightly corner and dashing yellow To Become a Real shades over the lights have worked Live Member miracles with the old laundry. The Young Woman's Christian As- HAS DONE GOOD WORK sociation has planned the room for a "The hunger for brotherhood is at community center, to make up to the girls in some measure the loss of the bottom of the unrest of the mod ern civilized world." That is the feel their- old Recreation Hall. ing in every Y. boy's heart, and Mr. a near akin to it McINTEER IS WINNER Johnson hasthe feeling campaign for Y. great in starting OF BANANA CONTEST M. C. A. membership that will be waged next week. With a zip, a boom The Agricultural Society held a and a rah the membership campaign joint meeting with the Home Econom- will be started Monday and not a boy ics girls last Monday night in the Y. will be missed; all will be given a M. C. A. Building. Professor J. T. C. pressing invitation to join in the Y. Noe made the address of the evening, movement and no sheep will intentionon "What Education Should Mean to ally be left out of the fold. us and How we Should Spend Our But this is a campaign for new Leisure Hours While in College," and members not in name but in spirit. three solos were sung by Miss Effie Deep down in the heart take stock of Land. yourself and see if you are going in it The boys met at the Y. M. C. A. for the name; if you are, you should and went in a body to Patt Hall, not go in. The fight of the t. M. C. A. where they drew lots to see which is a fight to establish in the college young lady would honor each with her boy's heart the fatherhood of God and company to the meeting. About forty the brotherhood of man. Charles girls were present. Rann Kennedy says: "There's a lot After the program, a banana-eatino' brother knockin' abaht as people contest was pulled off and the prize don't know on." His statement is of one dollar was won by B. B. Mcln-tee- true. When you look at it this busiafter it was shown that several ness of brotherhood you find there of the contestants had put their ba- are many fellows that you would realnanas in their pockets Instead of the ly like to "buddy up to," while on the placo intended for them by nature. other hand you can find fellows to Refreshments, consisting of agricul- whom It would mean moro to be a tural products, grapes, apples and ba- comrade to than all of the ready cash nanas, were then passed around and most of us could spare. for a time very little conversation was Did the thought over touch you that Indulged in. we a ro all descendants of Adam, all brothers and the earth is ono great CHINESE Y. MAN HERE homo? Well, it is a fac.t. Every boy In college, has a room in that home to Mr. Win, R. Stewart, a Y. M. C. A. himself, sonio of those rooms are so missionary at Nanking, China, who is lonesome they ure next t door to Hell. Do you over meandor homo on a furlough, was a visitor the University Y. M. C. A. this week. and rap on your brother's door, Invito Mr. Stewart will shortly return to the li i hi to talk with you, smoke the pipe foreign, field. Ho has been associated of comradeship and partake of your with our former Y. M. C. A. secretary, good cheer? Do it and you will find E. L. Hall, in the work in China. (Continued on Page Five) g No. 9 T Howard and Peak Carry the Miss Margaret Wilkinson Score Ball Over and Frank Shinnick Take Prize Is 13 to 0 STRUGGLE THRILLING BARNHILL ALSO WINS (By "Sap.") A deafening collection of "Meows" Students of the University of Kenwas heard from the "Kittens" last tucky and Sayre College and many Friday when Assistant Coach Tuttle filled) the University townspeople took them from the source of their chapel to overflowing last Friday infantile pleasures and put them on night for the annual "Amateur Night" the gridiron at Georgetown in front of given under the auspices of the Strollthe Tiger Cubs. As the Wildcats fight ers, the University dramatic club. in their lair so did the "Kittens" fight Thruout the entire program the audhaunt of on the muddy ience was impressed with the original the Cubs, and the end of the game ity displayed by the contestants for found the score 13 to 0 In the Kittens' the Stroller prizes in the best amateur favor. performance of its kind ever given in In the first half Jack Howard car- Lexington, according to critics who ried the ball over for a score and were present. The happy and the "Red" Adair kicked goal. In the last sad, the pathetic and the ridiculous; half when some one blundered the the classic and the burlesque all signals Bart Peak ran for thirty yards found piace8 in the entertainment and went over for another. At this furnished by the young actors. Nor sensational play of Bart's the crowd was the art of music without reprewent wild. Two thousand Georgetown sentation, for on the bill appeared rooters cried out their pain, fair young Harney's "Meat House Quartet," of s tore their hair and shed big Patt Hall and Cincinnati fame. Texas tears of sympathy for GeorgeRoy Barnhill won the individual town, but to no avail, as the game prize. The act presented by Miss soon closed and the Cubs were un- Margaret Wilkinson and Frank Shinable to score. After the game a rush nick was unanimously awarded the was made to get better views of the prize for the doubles. The judges offspring. Many compli- were Professor Enoch Grehan, ProfesWildcats' ments were dispensed. People were sor E. F. Farquhar and "Uncle Jimshoved to exhaustion by those who my" Lyons. Mr. Barnhill showed wished to get a full view of the Kit- marked dramatic talent in his act, tens. The game was a grand suc- "Out Bottoming Bottom," an arcess as evidenced by the Georgetown rangement of the Pyramus and This-bBumble Bee's extra, which was on the interlude from "Midsummer Night's street in a few minutes after the game, Dream." Mr. Barnhill impressed the telling of the splendid work of the audience with his ability and cleverKittens and giving the constructive ness in taking successively the many opinions of the Eastern scouts who different parts in this Shakespearean follows: were present. The line-uThe act staged by Miss selection. Cubs. Position. Kittens. and Mr. Shinnick was Wilkinson Jennings unique in that Miss Wilkinson Is the Mosley Left End. author of this play, In which she playJones ed the title role, "An American PrinLisanby Left Tackle. cess." She won the admiration of Arnold critics both as an author and as an Lancaster Left Guard. actress. Mr. Shinnick, in the role of Kelley Anderson (Capt.) a metropolitan newspaper reporter, Center. showed good dramatic form. Minor Sloan F. 0. Mayes made quite a hit in his Right Guard. original monologue, "Hamlet at the Barlow University of Kentucky." Boles "To bone, Right Tackle. or not to bone," the pseudo Hamlet Johnson declared, was the paramount Issue. J. Shinnick Right End. W. Lindsay commanded the sympa Ogden thies of his hearers In his act repre Peak Quarterback. senting a foreigner at the University. Henderson Mr. Lindsay showed rare ability In Howard Loft Half. character representation. Bnugh Atkinson The most decided hit of the evening Fullback. from a humorous standpoint, was the Lane farce, "Dot's Dilemma, or One at a Annlr (Capt.) Right Half. Time and They'll Last Longer," preMany substitutes wore used by sented by tho "Bill" family of Patt. both teams during the last half. Hall. This original play was highly enjoyable. Miss Josephine Thomas Society will hold as "Dot" and Miss Eyrl Richmond as Tho its monthly meeting in tho Natural a "Cuckoo" student, did excellent Science Building at 7:30 Monday work in this production, as did Misses night. Clom nml Rlckotts. straw-strew- n e p * r THE KENTUCKY KERNEL. Go Where the Go's Go Admission 5c and 10c MEET ME AT Personally Picked THE ORPHEUM THEATRE Triangle, Metro, World and V, L. S. E. Feature Pictures. First Class In Every Appointment J. H. STAMPER, Jr., Owner and Manner OPEN 10:00 A. M. TO 11:00 P. M a complete success. Tho basis of tho plot of "The Night 1 Comedy Cork" Is tho dcslro ot Jarvis Hunt Admission ington, a rich man's Idlo son who Is Ten pursued by tho pollco for colobratlng too hilariously on Now Year's Eve to Cents OuflgeofMctMreEackDay exchange places with an Impecunious ford, a Freshman. - hotel clerk in love with a telephone After hearing Miss Ailoon Kavanaugh's recital of a "Woman In a Shoe- - girl. There are bright passages In tho shop," the Kernel critic was moro than dialogue and they, coupled with tho over convinced that the changing of jingling songs, and tho incessant ac tion, makes this daddy of tabloids tho mind Is a woman's privilege. dopeost student of "Tigo's" now best on tho circuit. The logic absolutely failed to detect any fallacies In Dick Duncan's argument TOM POM" TO APPEAR HERE ON SATURDAY that "Do Sun Do Move." Same Management, Same Classy Shows Delightful Shakespearean readings the now comic opera were given by Misses Martha Varnon "If a Laugh was worth $1, You'd Leave Here Rich" Pauline Irvin and Miss Freda which Henry W. Savage will disclose and Prices 10, 15, 20. 25, 30, Boxes Lemon. Miss Varnon and Miss Irvin at tho Opera House next Saturday, "tamed the Shrow" as even "Billy matinee and night, with MItzI, former Shake" dreamed she could be tamed. ly known as MizzI Hajos, as featured Miss Lemon's selection from "Romeo star, made an enormous hit in Chiand Juliet" was very ably rendered. cago, breaking all records during its Last but not least on this varied six weeks' stay at the Illinois Theatre. program was "Nothing in Particular," Tho piece has moro plot than usually TO SUITS AND OVERCOATS drama. It conby Harney's "Mess Hall Quartet." belongs to a three-ac- t kept the audience in a con- cerns tho adventures of a prima donThis act tinuous uproar from start to finish. na who is kidnapped on the night she Appeal to College Men because in no (Many clever jokes were pulled and is about to make her debut in a new other Clothes can they express experiences Her exciting apt sayings sprung. Mr. Richey's opera. their individuality so well trained oyster made quite a hit. The among a gang of thieves provide reasonable price, such Of singing in this act explained to many, enough thrills for a melodrama. doubt, just why the Cin- course Mitzi plays the abducted prima heretofore in cinnati cops got sore several weeks donna, adorable in the togs of a street gamin. ago. Tom McNaughton, who was so upManager Marsh expressed Stage Lexington, Ky. Main St. 145 much satisfaction over the success of roariously funny with Mitzi in "The the night and was especially pleased Spring Maid," is seen as a lugubrious with the large crowd out. Marsh pre- policeman bearing tho unlucky numdicts a successful year for the Stroll- ber 13. This "copper" is sent in disers, in view of the variety and quality guise to trail the crooks and in the entanglements which he and Mitzi get of talent displayed. ATTRACTIVE AND CONVENIENT TRAIN SERVICE into, he becomes so enamored with TO PRINCIPAL POINTS the life of a crook that he is willing NOTICE! to forego tho majesty of carrying a Feature and Pictures All BEN to 10:30 P. M. THEATRE "Discipline," a farco In ono net, a take-of- f on the University Discipline Committee, was much applauded by Squelcher Professor the students. and Registrar Willis showed oxcollont form, as did B. V. D. Jones, of Bed cADA MEADE "Superior Vaudeville" baritono of tho company and R1U Dane, fresh from continental oporatlc Holds, contributes to tho vocal excel-lenc-o which Is always a foaturo of This comMr. Savage's productions. pany carries Its own orchestra of (Adv. twenty pieces. Motorlcally Speaking. "I ran across an old friend last week." "That so? Did you hurt him 7" "Well, ho seemed rather sore about something." Panther. ALL NEW BUT THE NAME "Pom-Pom,- " 3550 Justright Made to Order $25.00 $18.00 at a JUSTRIGHT TAILORING CO. "Here Are suits West With a The Scenic Route NORTH and SOUTH ASHEVILLE, N. C. ATLANTA, GA. BIRMINGHAM, INDIANAPOLIS, IND. JACKSONVILLE, FLA. KNOXVILLE, TENN. ALA. MOBILE, CHARLESTON, S. C. CHICAGO, CINCINNATI, OHIO. COLUMBIA, S. C. . ALA. Men of NEW ORLEANS, LA. SHREVEPORT, LA. VICKSBURG, MISS. ILL. night-stick- The Strollers will meet in the studio Carl Gantvoort, late of the Boston this afternoon at 4:30 o'clock. ImGrand Opera Company, is the heroic portant business will come up. WM. SHINNICK, Pres. FOR TICKETS, SLEEPING CAR RESERVATIONS AND COMPLETE FORMATION, CALL ON OR WRITE STATE ADA MEADE PRESENTS IN- THE "NIGHT CLERK" The opening of the third triumphant H. C. KING, Passenger & Ticket Agent, Lexington, Ky. season of the miniature musical comPhone 49. 118 East Main Street edy, "The Night Clerk," is a vindication of the judgment of its producers In their contention that popular-priceTuesday. Monday, Wednesday. Friday. vaudeville will support the better class Thursday Beginners productions. This produc Saturday Dance Nights of musical Cjasses tion is an attempt to give Phone 21 productions at vaudeville rates. sole Private Lessons by Appointment "The Night Clerk" is written ly for use in vaudeville, so in con trast to the usual run of "tabloid" it is Your Sandwiches not an old show boiled down. It was Progreire Shoe Repairing Shop the and Hot Chocolate designed to present an entirely orig Lexington, Ky. 140 S. Limestone inal story, which instead of being cut WOMAN'S EXCHANGE Rubber Heels and Soles a Specialty to fit the length of a vaudeville pro207 W. Short St. gram, and so losing its consistency was so written that It can bo played In vaudeville time without eliminating 107 WEST MAIN STREET anything essential. FOUNTAIN IN THE The result is a production that has Where All is Well and Good BEST SODA CITY. FINE set a new standard In the CANDIES Candy Hot Chocolate, Home-mad'tabloid" field and ono which is the and Ices. r for runner of a series of tnu&ical comedies in miniature offering at popular prices. of Columbus Hall "The Night Clerk," a company of You've tried the rest twenty-twpeople consisting of some -- OPEN FOK- Now try the "BEST" artists among whom will be found the popular comedian, Cecil MRS. BARNETT Summers, supported by the dainty musical comedy star, Merle Lowls, who plays the leading female role. Pianos Furnished Price $7.50 Jack West, Sylvia Dakln, dainty and Patronize Our Advertisers. sweet, and a chorus of ten beautiful B. J, TREACY Phone 1','rls of different types make the show Youll be inter- ested in the new vaterns in Pinch Back SUITS AND OVERCOATS d MlSS Optirr r SAM GULLO Eat at McGURICS CALAGIS & CO HOME-MAD- We are Showing at $16.50 Exclaimed a young fellow purchasing one of our suits. He was right. Each garment must come up with the required number of College credits to get in here. New Styles, New Colors, New Belted Backs, Double and Single Breasted Styles. New College Men's Hats, Shoes, Shirts, Furnishings, etc, That rank right along with the suits. Mnied (Brtrurtg Stores 115 INCORPORATE EA8T MAIN STREET LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY. Graves, Cox & Co. Incorporated. "COLLEGE FELLOWS' SHOP' See Those E e New English Last For EATS Knights college Edueailin" SHOES at The Special Shoe Cos o well-know- Dances and Other College Affairs 335 University Lunch Stand Best in TownBlack Priced Right too and Tan The Special Shoe Co. 20G W. Main St. Lexington, Ky. * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Page Flnley Foster Automatic Base Ball Right Half. EXERCISE & SKILL Makes Professionals of Amateurs 5c for 9 innings TOINCV & ALEXANDER Pitching OPEN DAY AND NIGHT Promoters & Demonstrators Billy Doyle Scout and Hen Frowine Managers 143 N. Limestone RILEY FILES AWAY MUSIC CLUB TO GIVE HALLOWE'EN CHARGES PROGRAM IN CHAPEL Tho Music Club will have charge of the chapel exorcises Friday morning. Tho program will consist of numbers by Professor Alfred C. Zombrod, Miss Ed. Cobb, Miss Helen Burkholder, Marian Sprague, a male quartot and the cadet band. The lour students who woro arreston a ed on the streets Hallowe'en charge of disorderly conduct had their cases filed away with leavo In Pollco Court last Friday morning. No testimony was heard, altho President Barker, who defended tho boys, insisted that the case bo tried. Judge Riley in his speech to tho boys, declared A. S. M. E. MEETS that the city of Lexington was friendThe regular monthly meeting of the ly to them, but that the University student branch of tho American So- had a bad reputation and it was their ciety of Mechanical Engineers was duty to lie it down. held Monday at .1 o'clock in the Heat Engineering Room, Mechanical Hall. JUNIOH CLASS WILL The following program was presentHOLD MEETING TODAY ed: "The Distallation of Gasoline," J. H. Evans; "Steam Flow Measure- mn..Mntr nf the Junior class will ment," E. E. Drake; "The Designing"? b(J held in chapel a,t 3:30 o'clock this Engineer in the Foundry," J. G afternoon for the purpose of electing Scott; "A Discussion of Diesel En a Junior editor of tho Kentuckian. glnes," E. S. Penn. will be Other important business All Juniors are urged to transacted. STATE GRAD ELECTED be present. W. L. LOGAN, President. The Place for Good Things Fullback. GATHER GOOSE EGGS Sophs Get Revenge For THE Y. NEEDS Bath In Clifton Pond UNIV. QUARTET BOOKED 12 to 0 FOR RUNS HIGH SPIRIT Tho Sophisticated Sophs disregarded the laws of tho Discipline Commit-teand hazed tho poor little Freshmen boys In a football game on Stoll Field Saturday. A dozen to nothing was the count. Tho Juniors and Seniors also tried to stage a game but nobody on either team had wind enough to run to the other goal and the fracus ended in a scoreless o d tie. YOU NIGHT. TOMORROW Tho University male quartot will give nn entertainment in tho Loradalc school tomorrow night at 7:30 o'clock for tho benefit of tho school fund. Readings, recitations and songs are on tho program. A small admittance fee will bo charged and all University students are Invited. NEW FLAGS ARE ORDERED. t DON'T MISS IT! CONVENTION polo In front of the Main Building has become somewhat dilapidated. FARQUHAR E. Find Out About It From the Prohibition Club First CLUB. SPEAK AT WOMAN'S "Wear for Young Men & Men Who Stay Young" J. Franklin Corn, Stae Representative Phone 8M-- B. Martin's Barber SHOP The Closesl Shop lo University HAIR CUT Shave Shampoo.. Glover's Shampoo. S. Limestone St. loc 10c lfic .35c Lexington, Ky. J. D. PURCELL GO. 320-3- 3) West Main Street LEXINGTON, KY. RUBBER APRONS 50c IN THE LABORATORIES Martin & Stockwell's Restaurant She Was Flirting. She was flirting, that's all, And I knew it; but, still, I drank deep of love's gall; She was flirting, that's all. I was "Shop" to her call, And was ruled by her will; She was flirting, that's all, And I knew it; but still Charles H. Meiers. YOU NEED THE Franz Josef Spengler The Photographer in your Town Has pleased the exacting student and the best people generally for fifteen years. Can he show you? 311 W. Main St. Phone 1092-- y Y. GET YOUR OWN PAPER. Your Friends can buy anything you can give them except your PHOTOGRAPH HUMPHREY'S STUDIO has the latest designs for work your Christmas SIT EARLY The same negatives made now can be used for the Annual. Reduction to Students. 341 W. Main Phone 1635X Garrod Tho Kernel wishes to request every student to go to the University postoffice on Thursday morning after 11 o'clock and get his own copy of the paper. No one is expected or allowed to take more than one copy, as there Is only one for each student, and when more than one is taken some one else is deprived of his. Tho management regrets that it is necessary to make this request, but some persons have been taking more than their share of tho good news and tho custom will have to be stopped. McCluro Left Guard. Parks Crum Center. McGregor Gaugh Hodges Right Tacklo. Clark (Capt.) Right End. Hopkins, Harney Quarterback. Collins Left Half. Fust Ireland Rlchey Rousch S. is the only store selling the University DRILL SHOE Left Tackle. Right Guard. Gothing, Tailoring, Shoes & Furnishings a. m. 0 p. m. At a meeting of the Woman's Club Saturday afternoon, tho Department of Literature was addressed by Miss Mary Scrugham, Professor Farquhar, and Judge Lyman Chalkley. Professor Farquhar and Judge Chalkley are 1 U South Limestone members of the faculty of the University, and both are forceful speakers. Most Slate Men Know Us Professor Farquhar spoke on "Immigration in the South," and Judge Meal Tickets Chalkley's subject was "Americaniza- Letus meet you tion." Boys, the F. Loft End. Potts Schaber INCORPORATED. W. 8 Juniors. Clark Mayhow CO. hours Office Offense. Seniors. GRADDY--RYA- T. Sl.aton Dr. J.CIIKAPHIDK lttT JUST THE THING FOR USE AND CHALKLEY NATIONAL N DENTIST s star-dus- The College Boys" Store Eat Major Fairfax has ordered two now r some of this stuff called class spirit, which had hitherto been shown by painting numerals and yelling "Whoopee, Freshmen!" in the midst of a Sophomore crowd, or paying two bits annual dues by yelling themselves disappointed hoarse. Tho fair the sporting scribe of the Kernel by not coming out in full force. He and Emery Frazier had dressed up, taken a shave and everything, and gone out to give the ladies a treat, and the only thing that kept them from doing it was the Inexcusable failure of the young ladies. In the dignified contest between the lordly Seniors and the Juniors there isn't much to write about as there wasn't much done. It certainly looks like one or the other could have made a touchdown in the two or three hours they played. But they couldn't. The Charles C. Wilson, who graduated Seniors say they want to play another Tri Beta's. from the University in 1913, has been same and if they just get time enough (Boot Black Buncih.) elected County Attorney at Meade, they'll score yet. if they have to die Freshet "Do yon belong to a Greek in the attempt. Kas. He ran far ahead of his nationAmong the sprinkal and state tickets. Mr. Wilson was fraternity?" was "Senator" Crum. lers of Fresher "Yes, I shine shoes." In Lexington practicing law for nearTho Senator looks like a Chaparral. ly a year after graduation. football player and it is a shame that he hasn't been coming out for the Wildcats. Society man Addison Foster and White Hope Bill Collins, were also out on a twig. Rlchey did good work for the Juniors. Gardner and "Pug" Longsworth OF THE played the best game and made the touchdowns for the Sophomores. Two INTERCOLLEGIATE PROHIBITION ASSOCIATION Freshmen, Edward Dabney and Leo Oldham, came to the sport scribe of 1916 LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, DECEMBER 28-3- 1, the Kernel and tried to get him to write them up because they also came from the Pearl City of the Incense ONE THOUSAND DELEGATES. PLENTY OF PEP breathing Pennyroyal, but tho sport scribe would not fall before their THE ONE BIG NATIONAL COLLEGE EVENT OF fawning entreaties as he wished to THE YEAR. Students from the universities and colleges all keep his skirts or rather, pants free Speakers of National and over the United States will attend. from any partiality. World prominence will present the Biggest National Movement Professor P. H. Weaver refereed. You need the help it will give you. of this student generation. Captain John C. Fairfax umpired, and IT'S INSPIRATION WILL LAST A LIFE-TIMnobody kicked at anything ho said. Suits woro borrowed for tho following: lo For any kind of dental norvice call on 153 flags, one for ordinary purposes and full of exciteThere was a one for celebrations, and they will ment turned loose and the boya of the bo here ready for uso In a short time. classes turned out well and displayed The flag that has been used on the box-ca- Restaurant Rowan I. I). Maddox, RnwllnRS Metropolitan 3 Just the shoe you need, especially constructed o the best grade of Krom Tan Leather with Goodyear Welled Viscolized soles on a comfortable English last Price, $4.50 Fine new Dress Shoes of all leathers in Tan orBlack on the newest lasts, prices from - $2.50 to $5.00 Evening R& S. Shoes Good Shoes Slippers Corner Main & Mill Only * THE KENTUCKY Page 4 The Kentucky Kernel Published every Thursday throughout the College year by ho student body of the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students, alumni and faculty of the institution. I TUB KENTUCKY KERNEL is the offldnl newspaper of tho University. It is issued with the view of furnishing to its subscribers all tho collego news of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of Interost concerning tho universities of other States and Canada. FIVE CENTS PER COPY. SUBSCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. mail matter. Entered at Lexington 1'ostoffico as second-class EDITORIAL STAFF. William Shlnnick Dlllard Turner Wayne Cottingham J. Franklin Com Miss Eliza Piggott Thomas Underwood J. R. Marsh Miss Mildred Graham Eugene Elder Herbert Schaber Harry Cottrell John S. Sherwood. EDITOR-IN-CHIE- Assistant Editor Managing Editor "Squirrel Food" , r ' Athletic Editor Exchango Editor Y. W. C. A. Mining Literary Agriculture REPORTERS. Thornton Council. W. C. Draddy. BUSINESS STAFF. Byron Bacon Black KERNEL. not clean and able the editor of the Alumnus owes it to the student body to expose them. The third section of the Alumnus' plan is but "sound and fury" unless it comes down to cases. The sentence needs clarification. It may be true that there are individuals who do not respect the administration, but in general the faculty and that part of the student boo'y which is not swayed by prejudices are satisfied with the manner in which administrative affairs are conducted. The Kernel feels that the Alumnus should name the persons who are guicbd by selfish interests and are receivers of spoils; that he should accuse directly those who are not clean and above suspicion and that he should point out specific evils due to inofficiency. Vague charges do the University no good and give an unfriendly press opportunity to sprea'1 broadcast the seed's of dissatisfaction and misinfC' mation. If the editor of the Alumnus frunishes proof and quotes instances he will render the University a great service; if he cannot do this he has done an injustice to many excellent men and women, both in the faculty and the student body. The Kernel insists that tin- charges be substantiated with facts or retracted. The columns of this paper are op i n to the editors of the Alumnus at any time they desire to write further on the subject treated in their leading editorial. We respectfully suggest that it would be well to let us have this material in time for the next issue of the Kernel. Business Manager Joe M. Robinson Jour-nallnt- s 1. If a Democratic paper contends is duo to Democracy, that prosperity and high prices to tho war in Europe; If a Republican paper, that prosperity i4 duo to tho war in Europo and high prices to Democracy. 2. Alwnys refer to the popularity of as "growing by leaps you;' candidate and hounds." Remember, also, that "the trend is townrd him." Abovo all, do not fall to incorporate tho phrase, "It may well ho said.' "No jot or title," is a very elegant little string of words thnt is always useful. 3. State unequivocally that your man Is exactly akin to Lincoln in his idens. 4. Refer to your opponents as politicians" and your own men as statesmen inspired by the one desire to save tho country. fi. Always givo hyphenates a black-eye- . g If these few simple rules are closely observed, the editorial will of necessity be clear and forceful and confidence will be aroused in your readers. Let Us Have the Facts. publication The Kentucky Alumnus, the issued by the graduates of the University, had in its last two issues editorials demanding that a complete of the University be made, giving reasons why this was necessary. In the last the editorial, supposedly written by Mr. Harry Staples, the editor, contained the following paragraphs: The general pla'n it appears necessary to effective, construcmake the tive and of permanent benefit that the University may be free and unshackled by those things that are throttling it, may be summarized as follows : 1. The University must be rid of the blight of politics, selfish interest and the spoils system. This can only be done by a complete of the board of trustees and the University by placing men in charge who have University ideas and will put the University above politics and sel