xt77wm13p085 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt77wm13p085/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19600113  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, January 13, 1960 text The Kentucky Kernel, January 13, 1960 1960 2013 true xt77wm13p085 section xt77wm13p085 Students Object To Renaming Med Center
A poll was taken among UK
A reflation in the State Legislature recently proposed to change students to determine their reacthe name of the Albert B. Chandler tion to this proposal. The maMedical Center to the Ephrlam jority of students polled revealed
McDowell College of Medicine.
that they were opposed to the
The Medical Center now bears resolution, and the center should
to be named after
the name tf the past governor of continue
Chandler.
Kentucky, A. B. Chandler, who
suppoittd the construction of the John Williams (Rep.): it looks
"I am opposed because
center in Lexington during his ad- like retaliatory politics. Regardless
ministration.
of the merits of the original selecThe newly proposed name is that tion, It's a shame to rename the
of a tuigecn of Danville, Ephrlam center on the result of the most
McDowell, who In credited with recent state election."

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State Legislature. Surely the members can find a more constructive
means of exercising their legislative powers rather than use them
to ridicule a former political figure
not In accord with their policies."
Diana Blair (Dem.):
"It is ridiculous to have ever
named a medical center after a
living man who has no connection
with the medical profession even
though he encouraged its construcTonl O'Connor (Dem.):
tion in Lexington."
"Any action to change the name
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CoL Shigetomoto Yoshiike, deputy commander designate of the
J apt no OCS, talks to Col. W. E. Grubbs, professor of military
science and tactics at UK. Col. Yoshiike visited the ROTC unit
MonCay.

Peterson, Shaver
To Visit Indonesia
them around the world before they
return to Lexington in June.
They will go to Indonesia via
San Francisco, Honolulu, Tokyo,
Hong Kong, and Singapore and return by New Delhi, Bombay,
Jerusalem, Cairo, Athens, Rome,
Geneva, Paris, London, and New
York.

Dr. Peterson and Dean Shaver
will be the third UK inspection
team to visit Indonesia since the
first contract to assist the Institute
of Technology at Bandung was let
in 1956.
University President Frank O.
Dickey and Dr. Baker made the inspection in 1959.
Other UK administrators who
have served as reviewing officers
include Dr. Herman Spivey, dean
of the Graduate School.
Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain, vice
president; and William M. Jenkins,
former assistant coordinator of the
ICA contract.

Students Comment
On Kernel Cartoon
Bob Herndcn's cartoon in Friday's Kernel brought comment
from several students.
The cartoon was a series of lines
with blips representing types of
people in them.
Jerry Womack, a graduate student in English, analyzed the drawing ty tajing the cartoon was
complete in the first three lines
and kbould have stopped there.
"The first line is serious," he
said. "The second is ridiculous but
true, the third completes the Idea,
but the last two are superfluous."
in Commerce, Bill
A
Perry, di.saereed. He thought the
cartoon was interesting and could
be further applied in a continuing
series.
"It would be Interesting to see
what an inferior and an egomaniac
in love would look like," he said.
"A toed, simple way to describe
people," said Simmy Leet, a Junior physics major. "The typical
way that psychologists see people."
Jean Grimes, a sophomore in
Arts aiut Sciences, said she didn't
like the cartoon and didn't find it
at all tunny.

LEXINGTON,

KY., WEDNESDAY,

JAN. 13,

No. 56

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Japanese Colonel

Frar.k D. Peterson, vice president
for business administration, and
R. E. Shaver, dean of the College
of Engineering, have been selected
as the 1DC0 reviewing officers for
the University projects in Indonesia.
Dr. Merl Baker, director of the
Kenturfcy Research Foundation,
announced the selection of the two
educators.
Thl foundation administers contracts the University has with the
Intrrnaticnal Cooperation Administration to provide technical aid
to Indonesian educational Institution at Bandung and Bogor.
Both men will inspect both projects with Dr. Peterson reporting
on the facilities of Agricultural and
Veterinary Science at Bogor and
Dean Shaver reporting oa Bandung.
They will leave In early April on
the inspection tour sponsored by
the International Cooperation Administration. The tour will take

numerous honors."
Bill C. Jacobs (Dem.):
"Who's Ephriam McDowell?"
Jerry Lynch (Dem.):
"The Medical Center should
continue to bear Chandler's name
as he was largely responsible for
its construction in Lexington, and
it was so named before the actual
construction began."

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"I would like to see the name
of the Medical Center stay as it
is in light of the fact that Chandler
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"I feel that the people attempting to change the school's name
are being very petty. It is irrebuttable that the presence of a medical school on our campus is due,
in a substantial degree, to the actions of Chandler. Ephrlam Mcte
Dowell would have been an
name, but only if it had
been proposed first."
B. J. Leslie (Dem.):
"I feel that the name of the
building should be changed to
honor Ephriam McDowell in view
of his great contribution to the
medical profession."

"I think it looks like an Irregular
heartbeat on an electrocardiograph," she concluded.

Applications Accepted
For God And Goddess

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Women's Discipline
An advisory council will

handle and will advise students with

women's disciplinary problems beginning next semester.
The Women's Advisory Council
Is composed of five representatives
of the women's residences and two
ex officio members from the House
President's Council.
The members of the newly
organized council are Jenrose Morgan, Arts and Sciences Junior, and
Diane Rose, sophomore In Arts and
Sciences.
Kathleen Poore, Home Economics
Junior; Dee Mills, Junior Education
major; and Nancy Dee Ellis, Arts
and Sciences sophomore.
Jane Crace. Junior in the College
of Education, was chosen as alter-

nate.
Terms of office for members will
be one year.
The council will deal with problems referred to them by the dean
of women and by councils of various women's housing units.
Jane Walsh, president of the
House President's Council, said
tha the new advisory board will
not deal with problems that come
under the Judlcary Board of Student Congress.
"The new council is very flexible

SUB Activities
Alumni Seminar, Room 201,

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Psychology
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Commander
From Japan
Col. Shigetomoto Yosklike, dep-

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lems, consider disciplinary problems, and suggest the type penalty
to be levied against women offenders." she stated.
"It will be part of the chain of
communications between students,
the House President's Council, and
the dean of women," Miss Walsh
explained.
She said about 50 girls applied
for membership on the advisory

council. Of those applying, 11 were
chosen to be interviewed by the
council and the five members and
an alternate were selected.
Members of the council must
have a 2.5 overall standing and be
at least a sophomore.., . - . .
The advisory council idea was
suggested early last semester by
Dean of Women Doris M. Seward
by the House
and acted upon
Council early in November.

Search For Friend
Ends With Arrest
A search late Saturday night for
a friend in Cardinal Hill subdivision ended in his arrest, an 18 hour
stay in Jail, and being beaten by
a city policeman, Ellsworth "Skip"
Taylor said in an interview yesterday afternoon.
Taylor, an employee of the Kernel art service, was arrested and
charged with loitering Saturday
night after the wife of Lexington
police Sgt. Joe Brown telephoned
police that a man she later identified as Taylor was trying to break
into her home.
Taylor was held for 18 hours before being released. At a hearing
Monday afternoon, the loitering
charges against him were "filed
away."
Taylor gave the following account of the Incident:
Late Saturday night he went to
the Cardinal Hill neighborhood to
visit a friend. He was not sure in
which house his friend lived, but
he knew he owned a sports car.
After driving around several
minutes hoping to identify the
friend's residence by the parked
sports car, Taylor parked his own

uty commander designate of the car under a street light, left it
Japanese OCS. visited the UK running and approached a house
ROTC unit Monday.
to ask directions.
Col. Yosklike will be deputy comLights were on inside the house.
Greek Week Committee an- mander of the Japanese Officer
He rang the doorbell twice and
nounced today that applications Candidate School when he returns knocked,
no one ansare being accepted for candidates to Japan. He has been attending wered, he and when front door to
left the
for the Greek Week Ood and God- the Command General Staff School
walk around back, again hoping
dess contest.
at Ft. Leavenworth, Kan.
to see the sports car.
After attending a commander's
The applications are to be submitted to the dean of men's office maintenance orientation course at
Ft. Knox, CoL Yosklike asked to
by Jan. 1C.
see an ROTC establishment.
The Greek Week Committee has
Continental Army Command
given the following qualifications selected UK as the school for him
for all candidates:
to visit.
Frederick Thursz. UK Art DeThey must be active undergradHe visited the campus looking partment professor, will give a
uates of their chapter, have a 2.0 for information on curricula, lecture at 4 p.m. Sunday on Graphoverall and at leat 2.0 for the methods of training, and anything ics '59.
past semester, and be full time which might assist him in his new The lecture will be held in the
students carrying a minimum of 12 assignment, when he returns to Art Oallery of the Fine Arts Buildcredit hours.
ing. .
Japan.
During his stay, he visited sevAdditional information may be
Thursz will bring prints from
obtained from Anne Armstrong, eral ROTC classes, met UK Pres- storage that have not had display
president of Kappa Kapp Gamma ident Frank Dickey, and had luncli space. He will discuss these prints
informally.
at the Faculty Club.
soiority.

Thursz To Talk
On 'Graphics '59'

When he returned to the front
of the house shortly kfter, three
policemen placed him under arrest
and drove him to police headquarters, after allowing him to
turn off his car motor.
Upon reaching an upper floor of
the station on an elevator, Taylor
said the corridor before him was
blocked by a policeman, who suddenly began beating him about the
head.
The policeman hit him several
times, Taylor said, breaking a front
tooth, lacerating his mouth and
causing a slight head injury.
Taylor said he was later fingerprinted by the same policeman who
had beaten him. He said at this
time, the policeman apologized for
hitting him, shook hands and offered him a cigarette.
Taylor also expressed resentment
against the Lexington Herald
newspaper for their handling of
the Incident. He said the newspaper "had me convicted in the
eyes of the public as soon as I was
arrested."
He objected to the practice of
publishing pictures of persons suspected of misdemeanors.
Taylor Is a 1958 UK graduate
and has also done graduate study
in art here.
Police Chief E. C. Hale could not
be reached last night for comment.

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Writer Offers Helpful Suggestions
For Your Trip To Sunny Florida
your roommate to mall and fora get to tell said roommate what
Since fall semester ends in
little over a week for UK stu- state Florida is in.
dents, plans are being made for
When you finally get settled, be
that much needed vacation In wet, sure to send mama the postcard
sunny Florida.
you have left In your suitcase
TUe more thoughtful students from last summer's vacation in
who are really planning ahead Los Angeles.
may. even pack.
On second thought maybe the
AVpg .that Hoe we offer a sug- postcard s h o u 1 d be forgotten.
gestion r wo among the bottles Mama probably wouldn't underinsert last year's Easter hat.
stand why it was from L. A. when
No one down there has seen It you were supposed to be in Florida.
and you might as well get your
You will, of course, want to see
money's worth.
the sights.
Don't forget a formal gown or
Because money is limited, you
tuxedo for those parties you're not may sit on the beach and watch
going to write home about. The
steamers in the ocean.
only other necessary article is a the
One cannot spend a week in
bathing suit. You'll need it for
your trip to the University of
Miami to observe underwater bas- Home Ec.
ket weaving.
One other thing we almost for- Holding Adtdt Classes
got do throw in boots and a fur
Teachers of the UK Home Ecocoat. The snow we didn't have
somenomics Adult Education class are
here is bound to have fallen
holding classes in the Home Ecowhere.
Plan to get there early. Your nomics Building lounge for the
reservations will not have been Dames Club.
received, and you'll have to find
The" first two meetings will be
a spare orange tree to roost in. held Jan. 13 and Jan. 20 at 7:15
That's what happens when you p.m. Hostessing, entertainment, and
give the letter for reservations to menu planning will be discussed
at the first meeting.
By DIANE CAPF.IIART

Department

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UK Football Coach Blanton Collier was inducted into the Omicron
Delta Kappa, national men's honorary, Saturday at the ODK meeting in the Student Union Building.

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Keller Dunn, head of the
English class for foreign
n cIass Program said yesterdaf
peoples will be offered at
a group of Indonesian stu-U- K
for Lexington residents and that whQ sUy Qn
mpM pif.
students next semester.
tlclpated In the class this semester.

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Florida and not get a tan. so by
all means, be on the beach at
sunup, and don't, under any circumstances, leave until sundown.
If you're lucky, you'll get such
a good tan you won't be able to
come back to school for a couple
weeks after second semester starts.
Just think, you can leave Huxley, Thoreau. Lawrence, and all
those others behind and get in a
little leisure reading. For this you
might take a copy of "I Remember
Mother Goose" by Evos Priesly.
Nothing like a literary hour before retiring to that orange tree.
Doubtless there will be nothing
else to do.
And so. dear hearts, get out your
old gray bonnet, your maps, tin
type films, bumbershoots, pajamas
(orange trees are breezy), cut your
finals, and leave Monday.
This should give you plenty of
time to relax and spread
tucky good will all over the south.
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tint semester Inin Jan. 18 and end Jan.

Final examinations for
tive for all colleges except Law. All times are Central Standard.

Air Science
To Show Films

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The UK Graduate School Is ac- econometrics, three; world affairs,
cepting applications for 11 national three; mathematics (topology),
defense graduate fellcAshlps which two; and solid state physics, one.
it has been allotted under the
At the time a student is nomNational Defense Education Act of inated for a fellowship he must
1958.
be intending to enroll in a full-ticourse of study leading to
A national derenne graduate felnormally a three year the Ph.D. or similar degree.
lowship is
He must sign the oath and subaward, providing a stipend to the
individual oi $2,000 for the first scribe to the affidavit set forth In
year, $2,200 for the second, and Title X of the National Defrnse
Education Act.
$2,400 for the third, plus an addiApplications are to be obtained
of $400 a year for
tional allowance
from the UK Graduate School and
each dependent.
Purpose of the program is to as- should be submitted by March 1.
sist graduate students who are The U. S. Office of Education will
preparing to teach In the nation's announce the fellowship awards
corteges and universities. A total March 10.
of 1,500 fellowships have been apKtrnel CUfilfl4 A4f bring retails.
basis.
proved on a nation-wid- e
The number and types of fellow- Place ymr classified In the Kereel
ships allotted to UK are: history,
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Held For Dames Club
The UK Home Economics EducaDepartment will conduct
da-cfor members of the Univer- it y Dames Club beginning today
in the lounge of Erikson Hall.
Hostessing, entertainment, and
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MARRYING FOR MONEY

(see below)
Deor Dr. Frood: The other day I stopped
at my hoy friend's house unexpectedly
and I found Lucky Strike butts with
lipstick on them in the ash tray. What
should I do?
Ohscrvant

Dear Observant: Go ahead and smote
Ibcm. A little lipstick won't hurt you.

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Berry President
David Berry, Arts and Sciences
Junior from Vine Grove, has been
elected president of the Baptist
Student Union.
James Haynes, Arts and Sciences sophomore from Cumberland,
wa elected vice president.
Officers for 11 other positions
were also elected.
The fashion picture for the
bikini bathing suit still places It
nt private pools and not on public
beaches In the United States.

Deor Dr. Frood: 1 am a
tackle on the football team, cleanup
hitler on the baseball team, champion
267-pou-

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Dear Dr. Frood: Recently, while
collecting ants, 1 happened upon

400 Madison Ave.. Nrw Yoik

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Dear Disillusioned: Better stay away
from your roommate. He's probably
caught the cold now.

Deor Dr. Frood: Should a man marry a
girl who makes more money than he does?
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Think 1 should stay away from her?
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hobby is cooking. Mine is, too. But my
girl friend says any guy who cooks is a
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Dear Dr. Frood: I am a math professor.
0cr half my students are flunking their
tests. What can I do about this?
Dear Discouraged: Use Frood's Formula: Divide distance between students'
chairs by 2. Since chairs will now be
closer together, result should be a 50
improvement in exam grades.

20.

Teachers for the classes also conduct classes in home economics
adult education.
AH Dames Club members are
eligible to attend. The club is
composed of wives of University
students.

IS FR00D IN FAVOR?

Dear Nature Lover: It is

When it comes to choosing their regular smoke,
college students head right for fine tobacco.
Result: Lucky Strike tops every other regular
sold. Lucky's taste beats all the rest because
L.S.M.F.T. Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.

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(blind date). Do not go
near. Poisonous.

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den
committee has wielded its academic
ax and chopped up an incredible
scheme in the College of Commerce
devised by a resourceful graduate
student and endorsed by at least four
other students. The leader of the collusion has been meted indefinite sussuspension; the solicitor, one-yea- r
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pension; and the three others, disciplinary probation and lowering of
their final grade by one point.
Despite the harsh punishments in
the case, however, the disciplinary
action taken in an exam theft attempt
by a football player last fall seemed
mild in comparison. Were we to
naturally assume that stealing exam
papers to change answers is more
serious than breaking in and attempting to pilfer a test?
We doubt whether the five students
disciplined were any more guilty than
the football player caught for virtually the same offense. At the time of
that case, both the public and newspapers were vehement in their criticism of the University for what was
termed a "mild" punishment. The ad

ministration refused to give ground
and even refused to disclose the results of the action.
Whatever the disciplinary action
taken against the football player, the
latest case of cheating infers a turn-alxin University policy toward
discipline and a vague inconsistency
in specific cases. They were bland in
one incident, somewhat vicious in another.
What is the standard punishment
for cheating at UK and what precedent has been established for it?
There has been none yet, except for
the caprice and whim of the administration. The students want to be informed and need to be informed of
the consequences, lest they venture
to give cheating a try themselves.
If we are to consider the suspension the usual punishment in exam
theft attempts and if it is supposed
to be a warning to the student body
and faculty that the administration
won't condone cheating, then we are
all in favor of the movement. But,
if it is the opposite, the nadir of consistency has been attained.
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To Grouch And To Gripe
By Groucho
(A series of observations which
when taken individually prove very
little, but when taken collectively
prove absolutely nothing.)
There were a couple of things I
really liked about Stylus this year.
Its pages were rather skillfully numbered in consecutive order and the
staples were nice.
One of the new frosh thought the
campus greenhouse was a freshman
dorm.
Love is a funny thing. It makes men
out of boys and boys out of men.
Fraternities are frequently believed
to be conservative groups, but actually they often take hydrogen radicals into their systems.
I've been saving a lot of time since
I found out the dictionary is in alphabetical order.
What's all this griping about townspeople eating at the cafeteria? Seems
to me we should be thankful for hav

ing food good enough to attract them.
It's shocking the number of people
who are always necking on the dorm
porches every night! Someone should
erect benches on the campus so they

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University."

The Readers' Forum
Not An Enemy
To The Editor:
Although I recognize that there are
occasions when it is advisable to withhold a name, I fail to see how you
could print the letter on birth control (Kernel, Jan. 8). Sure, it is not a
criticism of a person, which you would
refuse, if the name is to be withheld,
but it is worse, it is an insult.
citizen, I
Being a
don't want to concern myself with
Sen. Kennedy, but the rest of the
letter pains me a great deal. The
answer I want to point out at my
previous letters (Kernel, Oct. 10 and
Dec. IS). And to suggest the reading
of an interview with Father William
J. Gibbons, S. J. of Fordham University on the subject of birth control

can have a little comfort.
Someone has suggested that if Congress really wants to get to the greatest area of corruption she should initiate a self investigation.
One of the campus squirrels claims
he caught a Korean vet snitching nuts
from his pantry. G.I. checks late this
month?
It's not so surprising that cigarette
companies deny the linkage between and overpopulation. (See
S. World
smoking and cancer, but it's absolutely Sews and World Report, Dec. 21),
incredible that smokers actually bewhich will give a better understandlieve them.
ing of what a Catholic could and does
Bermuda shorts are an unsuccessful think of the matter, and there is no
compromise between a woman's dedenial of it being a problem; the difsire to be modest and noticed.
ference lies with the solution sugThere are only two ways to get gested. I must warn, though, that is
ahead in this world. But no one can not easy to understand, that many exever remember them.
planations would be required in order
to have a clear idea of what it is
about. However, there are enough
Catholics around sufficiently comField and Stream, the magazine minded readers, as it contains many petent to supply this necessary inpassages on pheasant raising, the ap- formation on; so any sincere person
which usually limits its scope to subneed not worry.
jects of field and game, has ventured prehending of poachers, ways to conIt is quite true that the Catholic
trol vermin, and other chores and
to review one of the most controversial books of all times, D. II. Law- duties of the professional gamekeeper. must submit himself to the authority
rence's "Lady Chatterley's Lover."
"Unfortunately one is obliged to of the church only in moral and
religious matters. In other fields he
Here it is, without any criticism or wade through many pages of extranis completely free, although never so
comment:
eous material in order to discover free as not be bound by his con"Although written many years ago,
sidelights on the manscience. Just like any other human
'Lady Chatterley's Lover has just and savor these
being. And submission to an authority
been reissued by Crove Press, and agement of a Midlands shooting estate, and in this reviewer's opinion is quite natural. As members of a
this fictional account of the
of an English gamekeeper is still this book can't take the place of J. society do we take our measures, or
do we act according to the laws made
of considerable interest to outdoor- - R. Miller's 'Practical Camekeeping'."
by the lawful authorities?
More could be said, but in my
opinion, the Kernel is not an adequate,
medium for this kind of thing. I preUniversity of Kentucky
fer a personal encounter and hereEntered at the Pout Office at Lexington, Kentucky as second cluti mutter under the Act of March 3, 1879.
Published four time a week during the regular school year eicept holidays aud exams.
with I request the editor to extend
SIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAR
my invitation to Mr. Name WithBill Neikirk, Editor
Bob 'Anderson, Managing Editor
Stewart IIedcer, Sports Editor held to have a meeting with me. Not
i
to fight, to be sure; just to give me
Paul Zimmerman and Carole Martin. Assistant Manuring Editors
A lj ok iuN, Society Editor
Dick Ware and John Mitchell, Photographers
an opportunity to learn more about
Stuart Coldfarb and Paul Dikes, Advertising Managers
Terry Ashley, Business Manager
Beverly Cahdwell, Circulation the underlying concepts or misconceptions which prompted his writing and,
Bob Herndon, Hank Chapman, and Skip Taylor, Cartoonists
Staff Writer: Jerry Ringo. Jim Phillips. Bobbie Mason, Linda Hockensmith.