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Vol. XCV No. 6

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, Kentucky Kernel

Wednesday. September 2. 1992

ii Bars forced to lock out under-21 crowd as law takes effect

By Joe Braun
Editorial Editor

FRANKFORT. Ky. —- The Alco-
holic Beverage Commission regula-
tion prohibiting people younger
than 21 from entering drinking es-
tablishments became law yesterday.

Student body
presidents
disagree on
impact of law

By Brian Bennett
Senior Staff Writer

While most state universities‘
student govemment presidents
stayed away from the controversy
of yesterday‘s Alcohol Beverage
Control Commission’s ruling in
Frankfort, L’K Student Government
Association president Pete Novem-
ber attended the hearing, though
not. he said. to endorse or oppose
the law.

November said he went to the
meeting to be able to inform stu-
dents.

“I knew there were a number of
students concerned about the new
law. and I wanted to tell them how
the process works,“ he said.

Though he didn‘t release a state—
ment opposing the new law, No-
vember criticized the way it was
handled.

“It was obvious ABC had not
done enough research. and many
examples were given to prove this,"
November said. “The law wasn‘t
necessarily the way to curb under-
age drinking."

November said he didn‘t make a
statement because he does not have
a consensus among students. Asked
whether SGA will release with a
position in the future, he said it “de-
pends on what occurs and how stu-
dents react."

November said he encourages
students to call him or SGA sena—
tors and voice their opinions on the
law.

Other student body presidents
around the state either say the law
won‘t affect their students or that
they haven‘t heard any complaints.

Jim Howard, student government
president at the University of
Louisville, said he hasn’t heard any
reaction from students on the new
law. He said he doesn’t plan to get
involved.

See STUDENT, Back Page

The ABC presented its regulation
to the interim Business Organila-
Lions and Professions Committee.
comprised of state senators and rep-
resentatives The committee. which
could only make suggestions to the
ABC. derided the regulatory act.
saying it contained too many gray
areas needed interpretation. The
committee declared the regulation

deﬁcient. which means it will ex-
pire if the 1994 General Assembly
fails to write the regulation‘s proxi—
sions into statute.

Don Zeller. the general counsel
for the ABC. said the law “was
prompted when prior legislation
governing conditions of minors ex-
pired this last July and a ireplace-
merit) bill offered in the legislature

failed to pass."

The legislature's failure to act
gave the executive regulatory com-
mission. the ABC. the pow er to en-
act its own regulations because of
the legislature‘s indecisivencss.

But. when the gavel sounded to
close the meeting. the measure be—
came law and now cannot not be al-
tered until after legislation enacted

by the 199-1 General Assembly
takes effect in mid-July that year.

Zeller said the only way the law
could be affected is for an injunc-
tion to be tiled in Franklin Circuit
Court.

Carl Harmon. head of field opera-
tions for the ABC, said Paducah
and Bowling Green have already
adopted city ordintmces, more strin»

gent than the state law, preventing
people younger than 3i lroui t'lilcr
ing drinking establishments. Scwr»
til bars Ill 1 t‘\lll_i‘lt‘ll also cntoitc a
similar rule.
Rep. William Doniicrnit'ycr ll)

Belleyuei opposed the law and
questioned whether the .-\lt(' had

See FRANKFORT Back Page

GREG [ANS “a" w ‘ 't“

Many UK students may have to find new places to socialize because of a regulation prohibiting anyone younger than 21 from being on the premises where alcohol
ls served. The regulation, which became law yesterday could ettect local businesses like Breeding’s that cater to greek tunctions such as date parties.

After some doubt, Chi-O date party continues as planned

By Brian Bennett
Senior Statt Writer

Chi Omega social sorority’s date
party last night at a local bar was at-
most mincd by a new Alcohol Bev-

erage Control Commission regula-
tion that went into effect yesterday.

Almost.

The law prohibits people younger
than 21 from entering places where
alcohol is served.

The owner of Breeding‘s assured

HOLY NO SHOW!

A crowd or 20,000 or more gathers late Monday nlght at St. Joseph's Catholic Church In
Cold Spring, Ky. Many In the crowd were praying in anticipation of the Blessed Virgin
Mary's predicted appearance at the church. A few people outside the church said they saw
the Blessed Mother, but the Dloccso ot Covlngton offered no contlrmatlon.

DANEL VAN DALSEH’Kornol Stat!

the \t)f(irll)' that it would not be in
violation of the new law because he
interpreted private panics to be ex-
empted. so the sorority decided to
continue its party last night.

“It was in} understanding from
the hearings that there are excep-

tions. such as bona fide concerts
and private functions," said Doug
Breeding, owner of the club. “We'll
keep a close watch on it and do
nothing wrong."

Chi Omega President Kelly Sulli-
van wouldn't comment yesterday

BVL HENSLEVi Kernel Sta“

Fraternity, sorority rush
down some from last year

By Jennifer Pattlson
Contributing Writer

There is almost no one involved
in higher education untouched this
fall by the crunch of the recession
with Universitywide budget cuts
causing longer lines, larger classes
and program setbacks.

But. through tough economic
times. the greek system seemed to

fare well with this year‘s pledge
figures seemingly unscathed.
Though social sororities and fra-
ternities reported that fewer people
partrcrpated in rush last month than
did the year before, the actual num-
ber of pledges remained nearly the
same. At UK, 490 women pledged
this fall compared to 522 last fall.
Susan West. assistant dean of stu-

See RUSH. Back Page

on whether the underage members
of the sorority would attend, llow~
ever, when a bouncer at lircctling‘s
was asked by a Kentutky Kernel re

porter last night if people had to be

See BREEDlNG'S. Back Page

DIVERSIONS:

“Twin Peaks" returns tut this
time to the big screen NJ to
worry, though. it still inn.
bizarre plot twrsts t it w l‘.
show. Rewew. Page i

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SPORTS:

Walk~ons trudge lair! '1 1.1 2‘
football glory. some ow.“ emu» i
scholarships .ti" ~11 the w iv
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The (‘omrncrce Deparunent said
yesterday its index of Leading Iridi-
cators. designed to predict econom-
ic actiyily six to tune months in ad—
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Despite the minor gain. that was
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in another report. the department
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0.6 percent in July. the second cott-
secutive drop and the worst since
December. A modest upturn in gov-
ernment construction projects
wasn‘t enough to offset decreases
in residential and commercial con-
struction.

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tray a sluggish economy, growing
rather than shrinking, but too weak
to meaningfully reduce an unem-
ployment rate that jumped frorn 5.1
percent in June 1000 to an eight-

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were predicting 7.6 percent. down
from 7.7 percent in July. 'Ihey force

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mist 1.awrencc (‘himcrine a Phila-
delphia-based adviser to DRL
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Before the election. only one

think they will just reinforce every—
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able long-term problems are de~
tracting frorn growth. They include
layoffs irl banking and other ﬁnan-
cial services. the reduction of post-
(‘old War military spending. the
collapse of commercial real estate
prices turd. especially. the overhang
of debt built up by businesses. corr-
sumers and the govemmenl during
the 1080s.

“We just don't have the where.
withal to snap out of this slow-
growth pallem." said economist
Samuel 1). Kahan of Fuji Securities
(‘0. inc. in Chicago.

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looking indicators contributed to
the increase in the index. l-‘ive indi-
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considered neutral.

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order of magnitude, were:

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“ I wiri l’eaks: the Walk With Me"
Starring Sheryl lee. Ray Wise and
Kyle Macl .achlan

New line (‘ineina

By Jason T. Garrett
Contributing Critic

More thim two years have passed
since American television viewers
discovered a deceased. plastic~
wrapped protri queen and ioined III
the investigation of her murder on
the “Twin Peaks“ series. The burri-
iiig question on Amenca‘s mind
was: Who killed I aura l’alnier'

l'ntortiinately. as the series pro-
gressed tewer and tcwcr people
seemed to care. (‘onliising eecen~
tricities and pointless subplots.
along with schedule changes ot
both day and time. caused the pro—
gram to drop \iewers by the way~
sidc. Not even the large number ot
diehard tans could stop its final epi-
sode troin airing on June b. 1001.

"lwin l’eaks: l-ire Walk With
Me." the latest tiltii by the series~
co-crealor ”and I ynch. should
whet the appetites of those "l’cak-
ies" yearning tor more. Although it
features the return of Kyle Ma-
clachlan as I‘m Special Agent
Dale Cooper. the motion picture
centers around the living laura
Palmer (Sheryl Lee) and offers viv-
id detiuls ot' the events leading to
her imminent tnurdcr by her father.
I.e|and 1 Ray Wise).

As fans of the TV series know.
I.eland l’almer was possessed by
the evil owl torest spirit “Bob”
tplay‘ed t’nghtemngly well by frank
Sil\ai who. through Ieland. had
beeti scsually abtising Iaura since
she was I: When leland/Bob ti-
nally was charged with the riiurdcr
midway through the second season.
Bob caused lelanil to kill himself
by smashing his head against a
door. Bob lett leland. but before
dying in Agent (‘ooper‘s arms. Ic-
land expressed his intense griet'

Guitar god Satriani fuses

Inc Saumrn
If: ltI'r’rlu.’

lit I.tIl'si'\ Records

By Brian Manley
Contributing Critic

Iii the beginning. when the world
ot guitar was young. ears were
IIILSSUI with the sounds of such iri-
iioyators as Robert Johnson. John
Ice Hooker and BB. King Later.
.iicrc appeared artists like liric
Clapton. Jimmy Page. Jeff Beck
and him Hendrix.

.\s rock guitar progressed into the
Iilltl'l‘).\‘II\. minty listeners cried out
Mr new heroes. seeming otily to be
ignored as talentlcss. overrated
i.‘ :inna-bcs like Richie Sambora and
t (K I)e\'ille. who proclaimed
ihemsebes to be "gtiitar gods." stiII
leaving the public's appetite tor
true musicianship unsatiated.

And then there was Joe,

Since the mid-80s. Joe Satriani
has practically redefined the an ot
rock/fusion guitar with the release
of tive highly innovative and iii-
t'liiential instrumental albums. The
[ft/remis't. Satriani's sixth release.
continues to showcase his talents
imd takes Satrizuti Ill even newer di-
rections.

Perhaps the most important
change on The Extremist is Satria-
rii‘s use of a live backing band.
made up of brothers Matt and

music

:I Review

(itcgg Bissonettc iboth ot I).l‘~ltl
lee Is’othi on bass and drums. re-
spectively ()nc criticism ot Satria~
ni‘s earlier works was tlte tact that
he used a sampled drum track. and
no live pert'onners but lnmselt’, This
new lineup has changed Satriani’s
sound. giving it a more raw rock
Iccl.

Another change is Satriani‘s sty—
listic approach to tiis instrument.
livery Satriam albtitii is int CKPCTI-
ment with the guitar. each develop-
ing and pushing it in unique and
creative ways. (in I’lt‘ lz'trrcnnyt,
Satriani emphasi/es the melody
rather than "trying to cram every
technique known to mankind into
every bar ot every song.“ he ex-
plains.

'Ilie tnagic ot Satriani shows
mainly through his versatility and
creativity iii songwriting liven on
his earlier works. Satriani has
shown his ability iii such genres as
heavyshitting rock. classical. blues.
rockabilly and even dance. The [ﬁt-
(remix! is no exception.

The albutn opens with “Friends,"
the best track ot the It) on the (‘I).
It is a positive piece that Satriani

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DIV E RSIO N S
Dysfunctional family hits big screen in long-awaited movie

from the realization that he was his
daughter's murderer. lind of story.

“l5ire Walk With Me“ reveals that
I.elzuid might not have been as Ill-
nocent as viewers were led to be—
lieve. In one hair-raising scene III
the dysfunctional Palmer home. l.e»
land calmly asks laura to the din-
ner table and then begins scolding
her for not washing her hands be-
fore dinner.

lle tightens his grip on tier check
when grilling her about her "lover."
Wise's intense portrayal Icaycs the
viewer wondering if this is I eland
with Bob or just plain Icland. llie
shneking ot' chain-smoking vine
and mother Sarah I’almer ttiraee
/abriskiei adds to the dark mood ot
the scene.

I yneh‘s tilm gives first-hand \’l\~
ual representation to what the series
revealed iii the slow. postmortem
investigation: laura’s cocaine ad.
diction and sexual grunes: tier rela-
tiotiships with best friend Donna
Hayward (Moira Kelly. not series

new chapter on innovative

describes as a song that "should

make you smile."

the title track. one ot the .ilbiiin's
heayiest songs. features an intro-
dtiction with Satriani playing tht
tiiaiii melody oti a dobro tor a wry
Indian-like ettcct. Throughout the
song. Satriam also plays a tew li.ii
monica solos that would ptit eycn
’l‘om (‘oehrane to shame.

"(‘ryin'." one ot the two ballads
featured on the album. is a senti-
mental piece that showcases Satna-
ni’s supreme ability to express emtv
tion through the guitar, “Rubina‘s
Blue Sky Happiness." is an acous-
tic-rock piece that Satriani ctlttt~
pares to a (‘eIuelike (‘opeland com-
position and features Satriani olt
banjo within the intrtxluction

The first single from the album is
“Summer Song." a hard-hitting. up
beat piece. centering around a mem»
orable melody.

Satriani once again has crattcd
some of the best solos and arrange

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calculator waiting for you when
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star I ara Hynn Boyle) and her ago-
raphobic contidant llarold Smith
tI.enny \‘on Dohleni; lultl more im-
portantly. her encounters with Bob
and other beings tioiii "the Black
I tklge."

Sheryl I cc‘s [X‘l'lttllll‘itllk'k' is right
on target with the quicksilver
moods .uid emotions ot lanta
l’almet laura could be the sweet.
innocent schoolgirl one tnoment
and become a cold. estx‘rienced
tciiipttess bending men's wills to
her own the Ile\t When I aura dis-
covers that Bob is in Icland. the
terror oii lee‘s lace cannot be
matched And boy. can she veteran
or what .’

I otig-titiie

lynch collatmrator

ments pot on tape ‘t‘l (‘Ilt incliitl
mg the :icgitusi\t "War.” the Illil'
m.itic "\Hiyf' the impressive “.\Io
It‘l\\th' Hour" and thc i;t//y
"New lilllt'S H

tine aspect missing trom Satria--
iii‘s latest ctlott Is the sense of hu—
inoi present on his pieyions albums
Ill songs like “lhe lleadless Ilorse-
man." and ”the Mystical l’otiito

Kentucky Kernel, Wednesday, September 2. ‘992 ' 3

Angelo Badalainenti returns to
score the film. attd. as always. his
music is as tangible as the actors In
a scene where laura and Itonna \ Iv
it a slea/y' back room ot a bat, one
of his compositions. entitled "the
Pink Room" overpowers the actors'
voices so intensely subtitles were
used. The stinging electric gunar
and thunderous bass literally shake
the theater. and when it concludes.
you could hear a pin drop ilt'l'ttss the
world.

lynch's fondness for guest .ip-
pearances detinately has not Slll‘SltIA
ed. 'l‘he roles of (‘hns I‘lellk' and
Kieter Sutherland as special agents
(‘het Desmond and Sam Stanley.
along with lynch's own bureau
chief (iordon ('ole, take tip most ot
the tirst halt hour of “tire Walk
With Me." as they investigate the
murder ot I‘ercsa Batiks tl'amela
(iidley i. the tiist I eIand/Bob mur-
dct

Ilaiiy Itcan Stanton (also in
lilicli‘s “Wild At lleart"t makes a

solo chops

Head ( home I hing "

S.itri.int again has tested the lini-
its ot tli.it sis string instinment
known .is the guitar Ior tans and
gurtarists alike. this album is practtr
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(ietting up at 6 in the morning to
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Having three-a-day practices iii
the middle of August should be ille-
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And tnost students would rather
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than get popped by a 250-pound
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chance to play professionally.
However. the majority play for a
love of football and the athletic
scholarships that are granted them
for their talents.

So why iii the world would
someone be a walk»on football
player at a Southeastem (‘onfer-
ence school‘.’

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scholarships. small headlines and
_ ., those long. grueling hours on the

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i think the finest people iii the
world are walk-ons.“ (‘oach Bill
(‘urry said. “It s a thankless. tedi-
ous. grueling life. It's not tlimtkless
or unappreciated from my stand-
point. But. they don‘t get the re-
wards. scholarships and the kitid of
attention the scholarship players
get.“

So why burden themselves with
all the trouble?

The reason is that walkons are
treated no differently than my oth-
er player tmd have as legitimate a
chance to play as tuiy football
player at l'K.

“Everybody makes you feel like
your just as much pan of the team
as the scholarship players." said
junior kicker Brcnt (‘Iatbomcz a
walk-on front ( )wetisboro. Ky.

"As far as the coaching staff
goes. I feel I'm appreciated." said
redshirt freshman 'l‘rent l)i(iiuro. a
walk-on frotn (ioshen. “I get my
reps when I should be getting
them. and i think l‘ll end tip getting
some playing tittie. All tity friends
are scholarship players. and they
respect me."

“('oach (‘urry treats you like
anyone else on the tezuii." said

begins at 8 pm. iii (‘omiiiouw caltli
Stadium.

“We still have a bunch of them."
Stiles said. “I‘d say there are about
2.000 or tnore still avtulable."

Stiles said there has been a low
turnout for the student ticket givca»
way so far. Part of the reason. he
said. is because the distribution co-
inciding so closely with the begin-
ning of the semester. when students
are preoccupied with other obliga-
tions.

Another reason is that the game
will be played during the Labor
Day weekend. when mzuiy students
go home.

Students who want tickets should
come as soon as possible to claim
them. Stiles said. To receive a stu-
dent tickets. students must presctit
validated l’K student ll) cards and
signed acuy'ity cards at the ticket

sophomore punter |)tuiiel Ari/.L a

walk on troiii Mitum. You think
you don't get looked at. but you
do. That makes you feel good."

Ari/a passed up opportunities to
walk on at Miatni and Michigan.

"I really wtutted to play tn the
Sl:(‘. Michigtui got involved late. I
didn't want to go to Miami because
my parents were there. l wtuited to
get away for college." Ari/a said.

Ari/a did get away to the Blue—
grass to help and establish what is
becoming a long lme of standout
walk~otis at l‘K. dtiriiig (‘urry‘s
short time licrct‘urt y has awarded
scholarships to former walk-otis.
like preseason .-\ll-.\l€(‘ place-
kickcr Doug l’eltrey. hit Willie
Cannon. split end Mark (‘hatmoti
and tailback Matt Rial/i.

"There has tieyer been a year lll
which i liaycn't awarded at least
one scholarship to a walk-on." (‘ur-
ry said.

"(‘oacli (‘urry will award you a
scholarship if you play hard every-
day." said sophomore bandit Mike
llltHllllN. a walk-on frotii letting-
toii. “You don‘t have to be a start-
er. btit you have to make an impact
an