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Thumay. January 29. 1981 .III Midi-pendent \ludt'lll newspaper Lexington Kentucky 1'. , . .‘
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or U“ Wall-cc Urban County Council equivalent site is proposed, "we'll “Working on a total budget of Bubenhofersaidhewas aware of we'resetuns everything we can set . .. '
Assistant Entatainment Editor She said the letter warned that jumponit." 5400.000. (the federal money such laws. but once again deferred our hands on (concerning alternate - ' 1‘ ' l .. ,
andBillStelden $10,0Winfederal funds for park im- Nevertheless. a site with the ad- allocated for design and con- to the city’s legal department, Shah" . , , 5'":
Senior Staff Writer Provements might be withheld if vantages of Woodland Park may be struction Of the center) it would be Wthh he said was researching the She said She believed a decision ' " I i t :
the council approves construction difficult to find, according to advantageous to use government- legal implications and might not on the semor Icenter Site would :, " :x
A letter addressed t0 Mayor of the senior center in a one-acre Bubenhofer’s analysis. owned landwhe said. necessarily agree with Fugate‘s in- come at the ”St Urban County .' 'i q
James Amato bytheU.S. Heritage, site within the park, and claimed “There's a big elderly majority ”We‘re not about to jeopardize terpretation. He also pointed out CounCil meeting following the next :' . -' ;.' -'
Conservation and Resources Ser- that it implied clearance by the in that area,” he said, “and funds,“he added. thatthecenter,asproposed, would {uh meeting 0f the Urban County '{ t.‘ i >1
vice has threatened a cutoff 0‘ US. Secretary of Interior mightbe Woodland Park is easily accessible However, Anne Fugate, a UK occupy the same space 85 the Citizen‘s Commission 0“ Services 3 “2
federal funds for Woodland Parkif necessary before construction to bus lines. It’s very centrally landscape architecture major, said former Woodland Auditorium, for Older People. Feb- 11. adding {‘7
a proposed senior citizens’ center is could proceed. located." that selection of the Woodland Park demolished “about six years ago." that her organization will present a .‘
built there, according to Anne , , , He added that a new senior site might end up costing the city as .. . - . report on a ternate sites to the Feb. 1
Marie Fugate of the “Save However, Mayor sAsmstant Rick center is needed because the city's much or more than any other possi- a brush: 3:: gwbrfiggng 6 meeting of the commission‘s .’ . .,
WoodlandPark"organization. Bubenhofer 8.8"! the letter made present facility Bell House on ble location. Citing laws she claim- hesaid ’ steering committee. ‘ .' .
Fugate said the existence of the the fundsulmpingent upon me Of the Sayre Avenue, “is too far out," and ed govern such land usages, she ' _ Fugate warned that a approval of ,-
letter, mailed bytheHCRS Dec. 17, land for recreat‘ma‘ purposes, a Lexington‘s elderly population “is said the city would be required to BothBubenhofer andhigate said the Woodland Park site would 5-, f- ,1 3
was discovered this month by he: termhesaid has not been premsel)’ growing all the time." replace the one acre of land 00 their respective-organizations are result m legal action by the group's _ ,v .. ‘
husband Michael, a landscape ar- defined by, the Urban County Ed Houlihan, Urban County com- cupied by the center anda surroun- actively searching for alternate attorneys. ~, 5
chitect who has frequent dealings Government slegal department. misioner of parks and recreation, ding buffer zone with a property of Stt‘a- Bubenhofer would not venture to ‘,‘ “ f.
with the HCRS office in Frankfort. “We really prize Woodland Park said Woodland Park is also attrac- equal value and usability. thus “We don‘t feel it‘s the reepon- predict the outcome of the conflict . . j
The letter's existence was made and we’ll look at every alter- tive because it is “free land," maintaining the park’s original slbfllty of Save woodland park to “l have no idea when or what will .' ,-
public recently at a meeting of the native," he said, adding that if an already owned by the city. acreage. find um sl[(5"‘ said Fugate, “but bedecided," he said. > 1" ,‘r
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By TOM MORAN/Kernel Staff ‘ By BEN v.“ HOOK/Kernel Sta” By BL'RTLADD/Kernel Staff
Woodland Park is a popular place to play volleyball, sit and chat, throw frisbee or pursue a variety of other activities. he proposal to buildon the site has raised opposition from area residents. f,
P ] S Committee may propose code revision to stop st en ts
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By CHRIS ASH dent Association president. mittee has scheduled a meeting for changes through advertisements sider any student delinquent who macy senior ' owed $10 for a traffic . .
Senior Staff Writer Sturgeon is a member 0‘ the com- Thursday, Feb. 12 to consider published in future editions of the owed the University $10 in fees. “Chet and discovered that he was “ I -,
mittee which is considering possi- lowering the amount considered as Kernel and will be able to write let- These fees include tuition, hous- listed as being delinquent in " ~
A presidential advisory commit- ble changes in the Student Code of delinquent from $20 to $9.99. Accor- ters to the committee before final ing payments. library {95 and payments when he attempted to j"
tee yesterday failed to take action Rights and RespOnsibilities. ding to Robert Zumwinkle, vice action is taken. returned checks from the Universr preregister for classes. : . 2 -
on a proposal WhiCh WOUId make “Whatwe’re saying tostudents is president for student affairs, that Zumwinkle added, “The quality ty bookstore and student check- “lreceiveda notice from the Col- ‘
students owing the University $10 ‘we’re going to make it more dif- meeting will be closed to all but of our work is more important than cashing services, according to lege of Pharmacy saying I couldn't f‘ t
or more considered delinquent in ficult for you if you owe the Univer- committee members. Yesterday‘s drumming up public approval for Blanton. preregister for classes . . . i had to
payments. sity money,‘ “ said Jack Blanton, meeting was also closed. our actions." As a result of Blanton‘s action. go to (Safety Director Tomi ; .
“More people shouldbeaware of Wm president for business affairs. Zumwinkle said he does not The student code's delinquency .. A few students were denied the Padgett‘s office and pay the bill gt;-
this proposal. It could really cause “This is directed at those people believe students need more rule was not followed last semester, privilege of preregistering (for this and then run all over campus“ to A: 4; . j”
a problem for people who are not who legitimately owe the Universi— chances to express their opinions according to Blanton. He said he semester‘s classeSl who had a different offices before he was ‘
chronic delinquents" in paying ty money.“ on the proposal. He said students forgot about the $20 delinguency delinquency 0f 1&5 than $20 but allowed to preregister. '_'
their fees, said Brad Sturgeon, Stu- The student code revision com— will be informed of the proposed rule and directed his staff to con— more than $10." Blanton said. The committee also proposed ad- ', a” t
o . ~ Blanton said he instructed his ding a definition 0t “hazmg” t0 the ,‘ut' ,2
Former nurses can return to rofessmnal f1 Ids ed macewmmnm
p e the regulation after being informed aCt‘Oh a matter at clarity, saying r .' . . '
by Britt Brockman. SA vice presi. “any behav1or offenses (would be) 'v t'” ‘
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t ough Medical Center 3 rctra1n1ng program WC... aux.
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By JOHN HARDIN have led to the creation of similiar an active nursing license in Ken- The eight-week course is divided Reagan drops prlce Q.’ ‘ - I.
Staff Writer programs around the country. tucky, and must go through a cer- into two sections of study. The first t a“; ,
Although the program costs $150, tified refresher course before three weeks student: focus an new . . - v‘ 2’ .
Nine nurses who have been pro- students who work rt-time at the resuming nursing duties. trends and approac es to t e pro-
fessionally inactive for an average Medical Center for Eta least one year McClure said that similar pro- fession and the changing role of the contrOlS on domesnc 01] '- ."', . ", ,2
0t 15 years are returning tothefield following completion of the course grams have been offered in Lex— nurse in medical care. During the .3”; ,-
through a program WhiCh began will have the money refunded. Ac- ington hem, but none have been remaining five weeks students Will ‘ J: ' 1-” j
Monday at the Albert B. Chandler cording to McClure, “We in Lex— as comprehensive as the course of— spend three days per week in pa- By TERENCE HUNT He said, for example. he did not 2: .- -,
Medical Center. ington are probably not any more fered at the Medical Center. tient care at the Medical Center, as Associated Press Writer know how much the industry might ,
Program Coordinator Mary Jo severe in our shortages than other About 40 people have inquired well as attend a class in phar- reap in additional profits, or how
McClure said that the eight-week areas," 81301“ the program in addition to macology- WASHINGTON — President many additional barrels of oil '_'V.'._
program will help supply more per- Nurses who have been outside of the nine nurses who signed up. The McClure said this type of pro— Reagan abolished the last federal mightbepr oduc ed asa result. .1
some] to the field of nursing. Re- their profession for at least five program will probably be offered gram is necessaryinthe fast- controls on oil prices yesterday in ‘-‘_ .
cent nurse shortages nationwide years are no longer eligible to hold again in September, McClure said. Continuedonpages the hope that higher costs for con- Reagan, in a statement, said, .4 ; ' .
sumers will force more con‘ “Ending price controls isapositive
B . . . servation in homes and spur in- first step towards a balanced .
eat I 00 ”ceS ea it n at ome creased production by the indmtry. energy program - a program free ‘ . f f
As a result, motorists may pay 3 of arbitrary and counterproductive _ ’. ‘-
toScents morea gallon for gasoline constraints — one designed to pro _' ' >'-., :
By LINIKADABA “Meat prices are expected to in- food prices. it still costs two and beefthan the regularpackage. in the days ahead‘ said Energy mote prudent conservation and ~ .‘
Reports crease by six to eight percent over one—half times more to eat out than Watch for specials at grocery Secretary Jam” 8 Edwards. Con- Vigorous domestic Pr°d"°t‘°“‘" " ‘ . .
the next five months, with an prepare a comparable meal at stores and for in-season produce, sumer groups sald the increase The Walden! Sold contmls had ‘ .‘
Whenyour stomach growls, don't estimated increase of eight to 10 home." Fresh oranges. grapefruits, and could be as much as ‘2 cents a held U..S production “below ‘tS . ' ,
race to a fast food restaurant or percent for pork,"saidIAssMeyer, “The per-person cost is less at tangerines (all contain Vitamin C), gallon. . , P°te“t'al- art‘t‘e‘ally b°°Sted ~ ; 'r-
turn to the traditional student a UK extension market analyst. home for a family of four, while it as well as apples, prunes, and Edwards. 53"? the impact 0“ energy consumption. aggravated ~ ' " ~ ~
staple of peanut butter unless your Price increases are also predicted would be more at a restaurant,“ winter pears are in adequate supp- home heating 0‘] Pneaa would be 0“" balance of Payments Frame!“ c . i
bodyandbudgetcanbearthecost. for produce — eggs, citrus fruits, sheadded. ly this winter. This has led to lower mm'mat» “there were any at all. and St‘t'ed teehn°l°8|Cal ‘ 1 '
Despite rising food prices, potatoes, cabbage and lettuce, she Maruyama suggested preparing prices atthegrocery store. Energy Action, 8 consumer group. breakthroughs, . ‘ - . ‘
borne cooking is still the con- said. meals to serve four. and storing the Darlene Forester, also a food and said heating 0" the” “Md lump : .. » . ‘
sumer's best buy, according to Fudedo Maruyama, a food and leftovers. She recommended cook- nutrition specialist, ageed with by more than ‘0 cents a gallon In ”Price controls have also made ‘ ‘ .
University home economists and nutrition specialist, said, “Even ing large quantities of food on Maruyama that with smart shopp- February. . , us more energydependent on the i ‘.
nutrition specialists. with an overall 13 percent rise in weekenck and freezing it to use ing, eating at home is more Edwardsadentlstby Pr°t55‘°n- OPEC nations —— a development . . .
later. Proper storage is important economical than eating out. reame adrrutted he did not know that has jeopardized our economic . - ‘ - -
to prevent the food from spoiling, She offered advice for smart the full impact °t Reagan‘s order security and undermined price ‘ ‘
“A —————————° she said. groceryshopping; and. at one pantsald he was “8 ht- stability athome," Reagan added. ‘ . ‘. ‘ -
imlde outSide Other price-savers she mention- “Take a shopping list. Forrester tle confined" about some Of the At a White House briefing where .
————————— ._._——-———————————— ed involve using low-cost stressed the importance of an details . _ . the action was annnounced. Ed- . . ‘ ‘
substitutes. Crunchy cereal or organized and well-planned “We dld‘ltbecamethepresident warcb saidthefederalgovernment _‘ .
_ toasted oatmeal can serve as grocery list, which should he promised 't m the campaign, Ed' may reap an additional $3 billion to -
(muck Verderber returned to the Cloudy skies and a salsa! drop dessert toppings. instead of nuts. adhered to. wards and “We think “‘8 soon for :4 billion annually from taxes.
Kentucky lineup last night in the in daily hiflh temperatures are in Oneday-old bread is less expensive .zShop by yourself. “Don't take America, and we have certainly under the “windfall profits" tax on ' _ ~ ~
Wildcats 71-64 win over the stu-eforlexingtonttuoughFriday. than {rah bread, and it can be chil¢en."shesaid. StUdted ‘tt’ t°3°me extent. 1"“ the indistrystemming from increased _'
Mississippi State Bulldogs. See TWY'S hi8" Wt“ be in the mid 3‘5 ref reshened by heating. .«Take advantage of coupom and new guy on the block and I must and production, Until told otherwise, _ , '_
ancestor details. to around 40. with a nishttime low Extra-lean ground Mommas sales, Compare products on the mit i don‘t have all the statistical Edwards M not know um the ,
in the teem. hiday’s high will more water than We, beef, so mdmtperolmceflualityand data at my fingertips that you may “mm“Je was an annual hm
range in the upper n- the final product gives you no more Continued on page 8 desire." rather than a onetime. overall gain. - ‘
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f . _ Parks used to be considered sacred _ decay set in. Encroachment became a mat— dissatisfaction with life in the suburbs, communities of old, a fact that Mayor
. ‘ . land dedicated to the preservation of open ter of course as mayors‘ offices searched young professionals began movmg back in- James Amato is realizing, much to his
‘ space and public recreation, for costcutters —like free land. to the city, restoring older homes and later chagrin, as a battle shapes up over the
' . I th . t’ ‘ k . it h l . In Cincmnati, a park that long served as occupying new high-rent housmg built to ac- city’s proposal that a senior citizens’ center
- ' lardes fivhhiffi' PST St erfe (id en It e I?“ 3t the community center of the city’s eastern commodate them. For better or worse, they be built on parkland.
. . , .- p ' f e urIIani e5 ‘0” I30 0 8e neighborhood became part of the right-of- were back to stay, and they brought their Bum er stickers re d' “S
' ‘ ' ’ ' away rom h a s A park was the en.) way along a new interstate highway, while accustomed taste for the active life and the p ,, a ing ave
. dwellers little slice of nature. There his ~ . - ' - - Woodland Park have POPPed UP
. . _ . . . . in several large eastern Cities, parkland Wide—openspaces With them.
. children played. his dog barked, his birds . . . - ~ - - _ - - everyWherei and concerned Aylesford
_ . .4 -. d h' l ' . . . was converted into sanitary landfill and in At the same time, expanSion of the residents have turned out . dr t
. . sang an '5 f “he“ bloomed ‘h the Spr‘hg' dustrial properties. What little resistance University consumed much of the formerly . . 1“ Wes °
‘. ' . . A neighborhood 5 parkland served as “S . . . . organize reSistance to the construction ven-
. -_ , . . such converSions met was invariably lost in unused space on campus, and horse farms . .
-. . . focal pomt, and any preposal that h be stifling apathy became suburban housing developments. ture, onungIand 01d alike searching out
. . ‘ . altered or encroached ”he“ met “"th vehe- In Lexington, which grew explosively More parkland was and is needed, but Ur- alternative Sites for the senior center.
i . - meht reS'Stahee- during the ‘705 (and continues to expand at ban County Government has not added All in all, it’s a good sign. Revitalized in-
. , ’ However. as crime in the streets became a chaotic rate), the development of public significantly to its park acreage. terest in the neighborhood park indicates a
. - v' . - . commonplace and neighborhood character recreation facilities was never truly realiz- Instead, improvements were made to the renewed sense of community in the sur-
‘ r . succumbed to transience. the movement to ed. Open land on the UK campus and the few city parks, especially Woodland, where rounding area. Here in Lexington can be
7 the suburbs and absentee landlordismt the many horse farms ringing the city served huge crowds gather when the weather turns seen a small example of one of the most en-
? *‘ f perceived importance of parks t0 the well- the citizenry just as well, and besides, Lex- pleasant, stumbling over each other in their couraging trends in recent years, the .
~ '. ‘ being of urban areas lessened severely. ington was moving too quickly to take time attempts to stretch out and enjoy the sun- repopulation and rebuilding of our nation’s
. ' ‘ . - In cities, parks were allotted ever- out for fun and games. shine. Despite its smallness, the Aylesford cities — a movement the Kernel endorses
' I. = . ' smaller funding as tax bases decreased and Then, with rising gas prices and growing area neighborhood loves its ark like the unreserved] .
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Last semester, Vice President for Student Affairs
. . '. Robert Zumwinkle said that the student code revision '
V 1 Journalism is the ability to meet . Choir sings“99 Bottles of Beer." UP placards WhiCh formed 52 EZET‘Sgeeewas 'atglcnm of apathy, noting that ln-the
. , _ t. , m n h Hams would h y ars, i as received zero recommendations
. r_ the Challt ngeojjilling spau Network commentators would Ame a agsI . y as com red t0 earlier h .t . ed b
, . . ' — Rebecca West, Scottish-horn speak in simply glorious adjectives overhead, forming an image of 30t 50pa years W enl recelv etween
,- author and journalist of the terribly tasteful clothes ofthe Reagan and Carter shaking hands N0 reshohzes- d f , ,
fi i g ‘ . CON a. president and his lovely smiling in coloredsmoke. 0w, as ev1 ence rom yesterday 5 closed meeting
,' '. ' As one who plans to work in mass _ wife. Minutes after the beer test. a . and the ahnouncement that there W1” be anOther Closed
. ‘- '. ,. communications for the rest of my ”'9‘ "-'""‘... 20004001 artificial tree would .Afnd '1 WOUId only 005‘ $173 meeting 111 February, It appears the committee no
' " .' life, I am aware of what such a put- wims g ' raj... ” emerge from the field, wrapped in when Maybfe we could even make longer wants student input.
. .- '. - ‘ . down of the media means a: " the world's largest-ever yellow rib- a “mes 0“” “W What has caused the change in heart among the com-
» ' 1 ' But what is some on these days" .i " 1 bon. mittee, originally formed in 1972 to give students input
_' ' . . Reagan‘s inauguration coverage _. ' Suddenly. the 52 former hostages .. . . . into changes in rules and regulations, is uncertain.
. ; . was incredibly overdone. the Super ., . , . . would float down in parachutes cary WIiIllls is the entertainment But one thing is for sure __ the closed meetings break
. Bowl hype was enough to make me thousands of dollars. And Just In while the crowd members sang the editor. His column appears m or) . . . . .
. _ , . 4 _ ., . .. . , ., . , , the spirit of what the committee was deSigned to do in
. . puke, and even the former hostages case the game lsnt close and Star Spangled Banner and held other Thursday. th f' t l . . t d tS' t
. s . ‘ '. are getting a surpnstngly large nobody calls a timeout, we have 6 "S P ace‘ glves u en mp“ '
~' . _ ' /i amount of column inches and am those wonderful TV timeouts.
' 2 , , ~ time About every four minutes . . . .
j There-ls no doubt that the start of We get to see camera ads.
. . . . was Wm... .... ...... .... Ghetto neighbors can make hfe Interesting
. X is newsworthy But the inaugura. department store ads and beer ads.
_ - I' , tion is mere ceremony. and this to name a few. The local commer-
if. . - I. years was exceptionally trite clals are even more... um, in» It was another of those Friday could talk.He started by telling me source of income. He owned the
. =.f ' Couldn't we just have the outgo- terestlng one includes an ().J. afternoons in the radio business. - of the days in his hometown of garbage truck his wife worked on.
. , '_ ing president shake hands with the Simpson lookalike pushing local For some reason everything was Cowspit, Texas, (Cowspit I— not to Hey,times were tough. -
" > . incoming onewish the new guy lots beer and saying. “I used to run going wrongandinmy opinion the be confused With other biological At age I15, IUncle Ned was fed up

. ' I' I' ‘ of luck. swear him in and make a through supermarkets. station. the horse it road in on ‘and scoff 6 bi-products 0f COWS) _ Wlth his life in Texas. He ran away

‘. .'- quick parade back to the White Another one featured a local the entire world could just go reem In Cowspit,school was not the hip to California and was accepted into

. . ‘. . House“? mobile home park We see the themselves. r, thing.Instead,youpunchedoutcat- a school called Fred‘s School of

.I , g '- , No, we've got to have fireworks. dealer's first name spelled out in By the time I reached the ol. owens a . ”9. mended fences and did other Bartending and Brain Surgery. It
' - . " elaborate decorations. the Mormon shrubbery from an aerial view: home twentv and gulped down half macho things. was a wonderful institution funded
. . . ~ Tabernacle ChOll‘, Frank Sinatra. really classy. a stiff screwdriver I realized the At least that‘s what most young by — you guessed it — the Right-
- '. ' , _ orchestras and such, 1 half- There were a few other things last thing I needed‘was a mainiac men did, but not Uncle Ned. He Way Greeting CardCompany.
. .- expected Jesus Christ to show up that disturbed me about the Super beating mv door down. worked for the Springback Bedding He never graduated from the

. ' '_ 'r and give his blessmg Bowl It was (21‘de one of the Roach Company, a firm that manufac- brain surgery sequence, but after

. " . " Then the hostages came home ., the inane beer taste test at Brothers from the a artment tured motelbedsand wasadivision four years there, he could mix one
. from Iran. Thank God they‘re all halftime downstairs His roommafe Uncle men! had been terminated of the right-Way Greeting Card helluva drink.SoUncle Ned founda
.I I, : home. Most seem to have lost some ,, the pregame and post-game Ned had left ‘ Realizing that your “12,8 Company of Frostbite falls, Min- Job inalocal bar called the Electric

.,- ‘. . ." weight and a few are emotionally hype .. anything to keep those After a few useless exchanges of calling has been snatched "50‘3- His main function at the F‘usebox.
._ _ ‘. '- . shaken. but all in all. they seem to suckers watching words with (‘lydet I learned that from your grasp is enough to plant was installing the magic The more he thought about it. the
'_L ‘ ‘ ‘_ . . bein very good shape ,, such insightful comments from Uncle Ned left a farewell declara» crush anyone. Needless to fingers in themattresses. more heIrealized he sun had to
ft 5 ti -. (‘ertalnly the return of 52 the game announcers as. “The tion My first reaction to this was say I'm crushed. Therefore Because he didn't go to school, a learn brain surgery. So after about
i :_“ . . Americans who have been held cap- Eagles are going to have to score surprise because I didn‘t think he I'm returning to L08 Angeles formal education was ObVIOUSIY three years tending bari he ac-
. . -. . two for we months is front-page some points to get back in this couldeven talk letalonewrite to resume my former profes- hard tocome by.Uncle Ned learned cumulated enough money to buy

, ‘ - ‘~ ' material But they‘re back now. game " You‘d have to understand Uncle 31.0" as a neurosurgeon to read by studying the labels on the needed transcripts and resumes

' . : they've been free for well over a Yes, sir, the media sure do help \‘ed to appreciate that fact You It may be tough after art cleamng products in his bathroom. necessary to get into a major
I.“ week. and they're back to their spice things up. see for eight years he‘d .lived absence of eight years. but if The {115‘ phrase he learned to read medical SChOOi-

_. homeland But witha little bit of inSlght and snn‘lewhere in the Ozone Or was it an ado, who} made movies wast . "If swallowed, induce As I stated last week, Uncle Ned
t‘ I. Unfortunately. now we‘ve got creativity, it could have been even in orbit around Pluto" I reall ,donit with a monkey can be presi- vomiting and call a physwian.” It Prague“! neurosurgery, specializ- -
I. . I television and newspaper crews more-dramatic. know but I do know that heiiadn‘t dent, I can easily pick up on wasth until his third year of mg in frontal Iobotomios at LA

, covering their every move. Net- We could have moved Iliaugura- seen A straight moment for a long the art of performing frontal medical 5‘3th . that he actually County Hospital. It was there he

I‘ : ' 3; work commentators. who can‘t sec tion Day to July 4 to coincide with time ‘ lobotomies again. knew the meamngs 0? the words realized h's calling in life. M” to
‘1‘ .I' any more than the rest of America. Independence Day We could use Finally (‘lyde was calm Still fell- By the way. if you guys “induce' and “phySiCian.‘I ItHe the Cloth, but to the Right-Way

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-. 7 “Well. Walter. the buses are Silver celebration. The weather ‘w ould be tantly agreed to walk downto their done, don’t hesitate to give ”lea” because that was the word Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, um“
..I X: ”806M XR459B coaches with blue warmer. and we could get more apartment and take a look at the mecca” his mother used to describe what today, he wrote clever little verses
a: - stripes The windows are very dark people to turn out in Washington. no“. Unch, Ned. she did when she looked at him for their greeting cards on a cor-

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I ‘. '. " It 2‘2, you. Waite-H" in the nation to come and sing for Clyde and Uncle Ned's other Upon the‘ comple ‘0" 0f . my Uncle Ned told some interesting ThlS,I Of course, brings us up to
‘ t I' “No. Charles. I can‘t see the new president The climax roomiel ' recitation, Clyde collapsed Iln a tlungs about ms mother. She stood date With the beginmng of the col-
, ‘: '. anything either." would be a massive rendition of chair and began ‘0 50b heaVIIY- 1 about 6-foot-3, 180 pounds, and umn.

. And then there‘s the Super Bowl. “For He'saJollyGoodFellow.“ hRflmmbe' “‘0' WW, we was touched beyond words The worked two different jobs. Her Uncle Ned left for L.A. and there
3. ‘ ,I ‘, The ultimate game Every year Meanwhile, the Super Bowl 00 last month. when i did 26 note written by what I thought of as chief occupation was working on a we sat,wondering what to do.

' " ’. " ‘1 The ultimate proof of machismo. wouldbeplayed at the same timein bug ms and std" t wake Up just some '0?“ burned-ouiImornn grabage tNCk- It wasn‘t a bad job, After many hours of thinking of
.V'. ‘.' I. The ultimate representation of the all-new air-conditioned Capitol fertwo weeks. «Clyde Sobbed made me think of him as being, in- $15 a day and all you could eat. what we should do,lwent to the gas
" {'1‘ . If commercialism intoday‘s socwty StadiumThe roof would open up at “he," I read that part) Well, stead, a fluke 0f the universe, What morecouldyouask for? station, filled the tank,grabbed my

.‘ .’ ., Nenty-two people at. a time run halftime, and President Reagan‘s duflng my ensuing coma. I ospeCiallbeecause of what went Her secondary source of income toothbrush and some clothescalled
" .,' ' ,7 ‘ lnto each other. throw each other motorcade would be lowered by "“55“ complemg a" Orde' down the night before. was selling make-up for some com- the office,and said, “Let‘s go."

.'l 'il ’_I dovm and toss an inflated piece of helicopter intothearena. for my emhl‘W" the my“ Um"? Ned and I had a. lengthy pany called Eau De Cowpye Tune in again next week...

I-II .- ItI . .. leather at each other on a long held Reagan and his newlychosen Way Greeting Card Company conversation. It was the first time Cosmetics. another division of the

' .' ‘, One hundred million people watch. cabinet would then participate in of Fromm" Fens' Mmhesofa we had the chance t0 talk Since I Right—Way Greeting Card Com- Scott Owens is a telecommunica-
j. ‘-. CommerCials during the Super the Executive Schpitz Beer Test, TOdaY I received a “men" moved to the ghetto. As I mention- pany. “0"5 senior. His column appears
It" ' Bowl telecast cost hundreds of while the Mormon Tabernacle formmg me that my employ. ed before, I wasnt even sure he Uncle Ned‘s father had only one every Thursday.

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