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Homecoming ’98

And voting
continues

Voting for Homecom-
ing Royalty continues to-
day until 8 pm. All stu-
dents need to vote is their
UK ID. The Web page to
vote is www.uity.edu/Stu-
dentCenter/Homecoming.

There will be a com-
puter terminal set up for
Homecoming voting in
the Student Center at
the information desk
outside the Food Court
by the Bridge Lounge.

Voting for LCC stu-
dents will take place in
the Oswald Building from
11:30 am. to I pm. and
4 pm. to 6 pm. today.

Meeting time

NABJ meets
tonight

The UK chapter of the
National Association of
Black Journalists will
hold an organizational
meeting at 5 tonight in
the 220 Grehan Journal-
ism Building. The group
will discuss plans to at-
tend the upcoming Minor-
ity Job Fair in Chicago.

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weather

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cooler on Friday.

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Hollywood-style Homecoming hits campus

By Adam Span
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

If you happen to catch a
glimpse of Madonna. James
Dean or the The Men In Black
riding down Woodland Avenue
on a 55-foot-long ﬂoat this Fri-
day evening. you haven't lost
your mind.

You will just be witnessing
this year's homecoming parade.

Several UK social fraterni-
ties and sororities have teamed
up once again to build ﬂoats for
this year's homecoming. The
Greeks incorporated the "Holly-

wood Nights“ theme while they
made decorations for the ﬂoats.
Everything from colored glitter
to chicken wire was being used
as students were making stars
and movie reels to help show off
the homecoming theme.

So how in the world do
make a float?

“You start with a trailer.
build a back on it and decorate
the sides." said Josh Harden.
vice president of Kappa Alpha.

Kappa Alpha teamed up
with Chi Omega to build their
Hollywood ﬂoat.

“They thought we were my

cho when we were in Wal-Mait.
running around picking up glit-
ter. spray glue and tons of spray
paint." said Klark Bennett. a
member of Chi Omega. “1 have
glue on my legs and my hands
are sticking together. and I'm
about ready to pass out."

When the ﬂoats go rolling
around campus Friday evening.
Greek members will be riding on
them. dressed up as famous Hol-
lywood stars. Marilyn Monroe.
James Dean and Shirley Temple
are just some of the costumes
that will be seen in the parade.

member of Kappa Alpha. will be
dressed up as Tim Couch. Holly-
wood style.

“They made the theme Hol-
lywood nights. but we wanted to
tie it in with I'K football."
Bratcher said

Fellow Kappa Alpha mem-
ber Chris Slone has been build-
ing ﬂoats for a couple of years
now. and said it's a great way
for different fraternities and
sororities to meet each other.

"It gives new people in the
fraternity a chance to get to
know each other." Slone said.

t‘erent sorority each year. you
get to meet a lot of people."
Kappa Alpha member Scott
Yowell said the activities like
building floats can also help out
a fraternity's image
“Sometimes fraternities get
a bad name; this shows that we
don't just drink." Yowell said.
After all of the hard work is
ﬁnished. the people who spent
hours working on the floats
share a sense of accomplishment.
“It‘s really been hectic this
week." said Mary Kurapkat. a ju
nior in (‘hi Omega. “I'm proud

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UK launches new site

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CONTRIBUTING IRITER

UK's website woes will be
coming to an end this semester.

The. old website. which many
students said was hard to navi-
gate. is slowly disappearing as the
semester progresses. The site will
be replaced by a new. technologi-
cally superior website.

“I have always had a hard time
ﬁnding my grades and class sched-
ules on the website. the links are
just really confusing." said Sara
Walker. an English sophomore.

The new. partially completed
Website. designed with the help of
()rbBit Design Group. launched
last Friday.

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page will be much easier for stu-
dents to navigate.

“The previous site was several
years old and could no longer be
expanded." he said.

Because UK is always on the
cutting edge. Axelrod said. it's ﬁts
ting that it has a good website.

The new site is more colorful
and user-friendly than the old one.
said business management senior
(Thad Laughlin.

“I like the new website. but it‘s
not too much different than the old
one." he said.

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some ways. though. The front pic-
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show Memorial Hall. the next.
William T. Young Library This ele-
ment will help people visiting the
site get a feel for UK's campus. Ax-
elrod said.

Another feature of the site is it
now provides information about
upcoming events.

Music freshman Laura Bradley
said she liked the professional look.

“Everything looks much bet
ter now, and I really like the
schedule of events." she said.

Axelrod said students will soon
be able to personalize their email
accounts. and student organiza-
tions will be able to create their
own web pages using software on
the site.

“Since you're paired with a dif-

that we got everything together.”

Magloire is sued
over ’96 wreck

STAFF. WIRE REPORT

I'K basketball player Jar
maal Magloirc is being sued
for his involvement in a 1996
car crash. a Lexington televi-
sion station reported.

WKYT'I‘V said the suit.
which was filed in Fayette Dis-
trict (‘ourt. alleges Magloire
was driving a friend's car
wrthout a license or insurance
when he crashed into a compa-
ny car owned by Meridian
(‘ommumcations of Lexington.

Mcridian's insurer is su-
ing to collect about $2,500 it
says it paid to fix the car. the
station rcportcd Tuesday.

UK Associate Director of

Media Relations Brooks
Downing said last night ITK
was not in a position to com-
ment on the case.

“It's a legal matter at this
point that Jamaal needs to take
care of." Downing said. "Since
it is a legal matter. we won't
have any comment on it."

Downing said he knew lit
tlc about the case. but that from
his knowledge it did not look
like any University rules or
regulations had been violated.

(‘oach Tubby Smith said at
the time that Magloire Would
be tested for drugs and would
face discipline. including possi-
ble suspension for part of the.
season.

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UK students are making use of UK's re-
cycling program. which was implemented
this year.

Unfortunately, their efforts are often
wasted.

Non-recyclable items are being found
in the bins. said recycling coordinator Tom
Gregory.

“Students are putting things like candy
wrappers and gum in recycling bins. which
makes it impossible for us to recycle any-
thing else in the bin because we just don‘t
have the time to sort through everything,“
Gregory said.

At the beginning of the semester. re-
cycling bins were distributed in the
north and south halls on each floor of the
White Hall Classroom Building. Since
then. Gregory is not sure the bins will
stay there.

“We put recycling bins in the class-
room building because we heard from
everybody that they wanted them," he said.
“but if people don’t use them correctly we
will have to take them out. which would be
a shame."

Bins were added to the vending area of
the Carol Martin Gatton College of Busi-
ness and Economics Building. and the
vending area of the Student Center.

What do others around UK think about
recycling and the program at UK'.’

“Recycling is a bad idea." said philos-
ophy sophomore Wayne Lindmark. “We
have the technology to move forward. so
let’s use it. Stop cutting down the forest
and grow hemp. I would bet heavily that
growing hemp would be more cost effec~
tive than growing trees and recycling that
paper.

“Recycling plastics is a waste of fossil
fuels. it is eventually going to run out."
Lindmark said. “Create a better product.“

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the recycling program at UK. Secondary
education junior Kathryne LeFevre said.
“recycling is important because the pop-
ulation is increasing more and more.
Therefore. we are using more and more.
If we don‘t recycle. we will run out of

materials."

Acceptable for the bins include: com-
puter paper. newsletters. magazines and
newspapers.

Plastic items. cardboard. food wrap.
pers and carbon paper are not acceptable to
put in the bins.

Sorority golf classic aids in cure

By Jessica Coy
NEWS EDITOR

Light pink ribbons are
showing up on the hearts of
Lexington residents. October is
National Breast Cancer Aware-
ness month and some Lexing»
ton residents are already
preparing for events where
they can join the effort to help
ﬁnd a cure.

One such event is the annu-
al Chi Omega Golf Classic. be-
ing held this Friday. The Golf
Classic will raise money to be
donated to the McDowell Insti-
tute to assist in their fight to
find a cure for the disease that

strikes one out of every four
women in America.

“It's a terrifying thought."
said Chi Omega president Ash—
ley Cansler. “to think that ifl
lined up every woman I know
that every fourth one would de-
velop breast cancer."

Area businesses. people and
local organizations. including Ly-
nagh‘s. Two Keys Tavern. The
Greek Store and Papa John's.
have been supportive of the tour-
nament.

Many have given money to
sponsor holes on the course.
and in return their company 10-
gos will appear at the hole.
Businesses have also donated

prizes. food and beverages.

“The community has been
very generous in helping Chi
Omega get this tournament
off the ground. now we just
need people to play in it."
said Julie Conrad. communi-
ty service chair for Chi
Omega.

The Chi Omega Golf Clas-
sic will be held at the Players
Club Golf Course in Lexington.
The entry fee for sponsors of
the event is $50. and the fee for
non-sponsors is $60.

Fees for carts and caddies
are covered in the entry fee.

After the tournament. there
will be a social on the last hole;

food will be served and prizes
awarded.

Camden Shipley, of Lucent
Technologies. is driving from
Louisville to play in the event.

“It's a great course. a great
price. a great cause and a great
time too! You can't go wrong!"
Shipley said.

Conrad said everyone is
welcome to play in the event.
There are no age or golf handi-
cap restrictions.

"lt's a wonderful. fun event
for a great cause." she said. "We
have put a lot of hard work into
making this event successful."

To be a tournament spon-
sor. call Conrad at 3239827.

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CONTRIBUTING WRITER

Some UK students are cele-
brating homecoming in a differ-
ent way this year.

In addition to cheering on
the Cats. the UK ROTC will run
from town to town in remem-
brance of the prisoners of war
and missing in action. The
ROTC has sponsored this event
for about 10 years.

“These are the men and
women of our armed services
who fought for many of the free
doms we have today. without
concern for their personal safe-
ty." said communications sopho
more Ashley Pagan. “It is hard
to imagine some of the hard-
ships and atrocities many of the
POWs had to endure while in
Vietnam. and it is equally dis-
turbing that in 1998 there are
still those listed as MIA."

The ROTC will hold their
annual run from Barker Hall to
Frankfort this Saturday. The
run begins at 8 am. and several

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this weekend to kelp the state rem-ber missing soldiers.

and white POW/MIA flag to
Frankfort. showing that they
have not forgotten the soldiers
who sacriﬁced their lives in
Vietnam. The cadets will run to
the Vietnam Veterans Memorial
in Frankfort. where a ceremony
will be held. at about 2 p.m.

“We will hopefully have
around 30 participants” for the
run. said Anna Hilb. an archi-
tecture junior and ROTC public
affairs coordinator.

The run is not only a way
for cadets to show respect and
honor for these soldiers. but also
a way to increase awareness.

shouldn't be taken for .grant-
ed." said Eric Hawkes. a me-
chanical engineering senior

who is commander of the
Arnold Air Society.
Senior Cadet Lt. Brad

Chaney doesn’t think running
29 miles is too much to ask.

“We feel this run to Hank-
fort isn't a big deal to remem-
ber those men and women who
are currently missing in action
or have given their lives for our
country." Chaney said.

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don‘t have to be just ROTC
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reg-stereo student organizations and UK
Departments. The Campus Calendar appears
weekly in the lientucky Kernel. To post an
eyent in the Campus Calendar simply .. fill out
a request form online at
http,//www.uky.edu/Student Center and fol-
low the instructions or stop by the Student
ActiVities Office in room 203 of the Student
Center and fill out a request form. Submit
your events TODAY! Ouestions? Call 257-
8867.

STANDUP COMIC ELLEN STEIGMAN. Student
Center Theater Oct. 17,8 pm. Tickets $8, $5
for students at the UK ticket office.

TAN 3 MILES FROM CAMPUS Chlnoe Shopping
Center. new bulbs, clean. friendly surround-
ings. single visit. 5300;15 Visits. 53750; 20
Visits. $40. expires 10/30. Suntique Tanning
269-4866; Thin-tab 100 available here.

TAN AT SUNSESSIONS. 10 regular tanning vis-
its SZG, 10 superbed tanning visits 525 with
ad. expires 10/31 New bulbs. 20 beds. no
appomtment. 35 miles from campus 15
miles from Fayette Mall in Stonewall Center
on Clays Mill Road (Near Tumbleweed)
223-8888

HEARTBURN SUFFERERS if you are age 18 or
older and Suffer from heart