xt78930nsv8g https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt78930nsv8g/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19370209 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, February 9, 1937 text The Kentucky Kernel, February 9, 1937 1937 2013 true xt78930nsv8g section xt78930nsv8g Best Copy Available THE KENTUCKY KERNEL TUESDAY EDITION SEMI-WEEKL- KERNEL Y UNIVERSITY VOL. XXVII. WILL PLAY AT MILITARY BALL Famous Orchestra Selected As Response to Students' Demand for Name Rands FEB. 27 SET AS DATE FOR ANNUAL DANCE Played Has for Numerous Tiik RECORD MARK I' out Nation RANK Additional Ik-e- I'rrsidrnt of the University. Anson Weeks and his orchestra have been engaged to play for the annual Military Ball, sponsored by Scabbard and Blade, to be held Feb. 27, from 9 until 12 p. m. in the Alumni gymnasium, Paul Slaton, chairman of the orchestra committee, announced yesterday. In reply to the student demand for famous"orchestras at the various University dances, the committee contacted such units as Benny Meroff, Barney Rapp, Fletcher Henderson, Ina Ray Hutton, Al Kandin, Johnny Hamp, George Hamilton, Bob Crosby, Lee Bennett, Charlie Barnett, and Earl Hines. and chose Anson Weeks after care, ful consideration. Anson Weeks first gained recognition at the Hotel Mark Hopkins In San Francisco, where he remained for over six years, after having played for college dances throughout California and surrounding states. While playing at these dances, he gained a knowledge of the traditions of each Institution and made a specialty of playing the various campus songs. He was first brought to the attention of the nation's music lovers through his broadcasts on the Lucky Strike program over the National network, Broadcasting Company where he was featured with Walter Winchell, Broadway columnist, who made famous the phrase "On with the dancin', Anson." His popularity at the Mark Hopkins brought him engagements In the East, and he has appeared at such spots as the Roosevelt and St. Regis hotels In New York, the Rice hotel In Houston, and the Aragon and Trianon ballrooms in Chicago. Young Artists Please Audience MYSTERYDRAMA In Presentation Locals Portray Rufus King's Prof. R. D. Mclntyre Intro"Invitation to a Murder," University and CenTo Re Presented Week of duces Kentucky Musicians tral February 15 A group of talented University students, Bobby Conglcton, Versailles, a seventh grade student, and the chapel choir of the Paris High school presented the regular Sunday afternoon musicale in Memorial hall February 7. R. D. Mclntyre, chairman of the music program Final practice is being held this for the production of Rufus Kings "Invitation to a Murder" which will ba presented by local players at the Guignol Theatre the week of February 15. A matinee performance will be given Saturday aft?moon, February 20. The dominant character in the play is Lorinda Channing who is a descendant of the famous Borgia family of Italy and has all the characteristics of the famous Lu- crezia Borgia of four centuries ago. This role is played by Mary Lyons. The cast, which includes many members of the University faculty, students, and townspeople, Is as follows: Walter Channing, Albert Ruth Moffet; Estelle Channing, Johnston; Horatio Channing, L. C. Martin, Sid Buckley; Robinson: Hernandez; Pedro, J. Edwardo Peter Thome, Phil McGee; Lorinda Channing, Mary Lyons; Dr. Linton, Walden Greenwell; Jeanette Thorne. Katherine Daab; Mr. Dixon, Lee Heine; Sergeant Selbridge, Douglas Whitcomb; and Court Photograph er, William Curry. week committee. Introduced each performer. John Toohey, organist, of Winchester, a senior in the University murtc department, opened the program with Roger's Sonata in E Minor. Mr. Toohey who is the organist for St. Joseph's church, Winthroughout chester, is Central Kentucky for his playing. Bobby Congleton, of Versailles, many times winner in musical competitions, pleased the audience with his Interpretation of Bach's and Schubert's I Opus 142, No. 2. He possesses real talent and gives promise of developing into a finished pianist. A four-ye- ar veteran of University musical programs, Morton Potter, of Lexington, sang "King Ever Glorious" from The Crucifixion by Stainer and Lawson's "A Lazy Song." He was accompanied at the piano by Sue Durham Griffith. Mrs. Griffith later took part in a piano and organ number "Festival Overture in D," with Ruth Ecton at the organ. Katherine Park, who sang the part of Maid Marian in the recent performance of Robin Hood, rendered "Blue Are Her Eyes" by Winter Watts and "Giannini Mia" from the Firefly, by Frlml. Miss Adelle Genscmer played the accompaniment. The string quartet composed of Lee Crook, first viollin; Virginia Tharp, second violin; Jeanette Virginia L a m p e r t, viola, and Roland, cello, played G?nus Loci. Op. 32. No. 6 by Carl Them and Variation on the Russian National Hymn, by Veit. The quartette gave a finished performance, delighting the audience with their interpretation of the numbers. The program was closed with a group of sacred numbers by the chapel choir, a group of 30 selected voices from the glee clubs of the Paris High school. The choir was selected and directed by Miss Ellen Blanding, of Lexington, who has charge of the music students in the Paris High schools. Susan Howard was the accompanist. well-kno- to" ARE ANNOUNCED Because of flood conditions, it is advisable for all students to have typhoid vaccine. Those who should take the series of shots are thos who have never had any of the sers, those who have had one series three or more years ago, and those who have had two or more incomplete series. Anyone who had had two or more complete series need not take more. Today is the last day that students, who are intending to park their cars in university parking space this semester, have to register their autos. A penalty of 10 cent will be imposed for late registration. The first meeting of Delta Sigma Chi, newsmen's bunch, will meet for the first time this semester at 8 o'clock tonight at the residence of the adviser. Refreshments will be served. The Dutch Lunch club will not meet on Friday of this week refugees are still being housed in Maxwell Presbyterian church. be-ca- Actives of Pershing Rifles will hold an important meeting at 7:30 o'clock tonight in Major Irvin Scudder's room in Alumni hall. Independent girls of the University will have a meeting at 3 o'clock this afternoon in the Woman's Rupp Is Pessimistic About total of 3.116 students enrolled Outcome of Game; In the University this term, near-ln- g Praises 'Rama high of 3,169 made the in the spring semester of 1930-Seeking revenge for the defeat and surpassing by a good majority the Wildcats handed them In Tusthe total enrollment of 3,003 stu- caloosa last week, the Red Elephants dents for the spring semester last of the University of Alabama will year, was recorded following the storm into Lexington for a return closing of the registration line at game with the Big Blue quintet to3:30 o'clock yesterday afternoon. morrow night in the Euclid avenue With still a week left to register, gymnasium. the final registration date being set Coach Adolph Rupp stated that for Monday, Feb. 15, the enrollment the Crimson Tide was the most Immay surpass the 1930-3- 1 spring se- proved five in the Southeastern mester total of 3,169. Conference and because of the poor Additional funds for aiding those condition that the recent long southstudents in the flood areas through ern trip imposed on the 'Cats, he is the addition of National Youth Ad- afraid that the Tide will be too ministration allotments have been much for them to handle. obtained, according to Dean T. T. Coming straight from a decisive Jones, who is in charge of NYA ad- win over Vanderbilt, the Tuscaloosa ministration. This aid is being giv- team Is a serious threat to hand the en to all the colleges in the state by Kentucky team its second conferthe NYA as a legitimate flood relief ence loss of the season. activity. Dean Jones also anFrom the records, the fact that nounced that those students whose the Wildcats defeated Tennessee, will and the Vols In turn won from Alahomes were in the flooded area be granted NYA work if they desire, bama seems to give the 'Cats a suand those already on the NYA will perior appearance. However, It took be given additional time. two over time periods for Tennessee Due to the flood conditions, many to gain this win. Both Alabama and were not able to obtain Kentucky have defeated Vanderstudents money for their tuitions, and tem- bilt. and both spilt double headers A U.K.SPEAKERS Kampus Kernels NYA Grant Has GAME WILL START AT USUAL TIME Received to Aid Students GUIGNOL ENACTS Convocation Dates for Sem ester. Schedule of Prom inent Lecturers Released Ry Doctor McVey speakers which will appear at the University during this semester, including one speaker this month, two in March and one in Apijjl, was released yesterday by Pres. Frank L. McVey. Ameen Rihanl, a native of Syria, lecturer, author, and interpreter of the Near East, will be the first speaker, appearing at the convoca tion Feb. 23. On March 2, Dr. E. A list of convocation Stanley Jones, preacher and teacher, and author of the widely known book, "Christ of the Indian Road," will be the speaker, and on March student group 20 Pan Politikon. studying international affairs, will sponsor its annual program, with a prominent diplomantlc speaker who will be announced later. The April speaker will be Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Dana, lecturer and teacher, who will appear April 29. Mr. Rihanl, who will speak at the forthcoming convocation, came to America as a boy, and became an American citizen. While attending the New York Law school, he was forced to return to the Near East because of ill health, and since that time has spent long periods in both countries writing and interpreting the activities of American and Syrian people. Doctor Rihanl is the author of a number of books and has written Some of his best some poetry. known works are "The Chant ol Mystics," "Maker of Modern Ara bia," "Around the Coasts of Arabia" and "Arabian Peak and Desert." The International Relations club LECKIES' NEW ROOK will hold an Important business IS RECEIVED HERE meeting at 4 p. m. tomorrow in the Woman's building. Election of ofA translation of Sir Thomas ficers for the second semester will be held. Members and others in- Aquinas' "Concerning Being and Es terested in international relations sence" by Prof. George G. Leckle, acting head of the philosphy deare invited to attend. partment, is off the press and has been received here. The volume is Lances will hold an important a part of the Philosophy Source 7 o'clock Thursday book series published by D. Apple-to- n meeting at evening at the Phi Kappa Tau Century, and contains a prehouse. It is Important that all face by the author. members be present. CAMERA CUB MEETS Theta Sigma Phi will meet at 4 10, in p. m., Wednesday, February John L. Curter, Lexington Leader the Woman's building. stair photographer, and a graduate of the University, displayed and ex The Y. W. C. A. Social group will plained several kUids of cameras, meet at 3 p. m., Wednesday, Februand an exhibit of prints, including ary 10, in Boyd hall. Mood pictures, at a meeting of the Lexington Camera club at the Uni The first general open house of versity Art Center Thursday night. the semester will be held from 4 Twenty-eig- ht members and guests to 6 p. m. Friday afternoon at the were present. Announcement was Woman's building. All students are made that a traveling exhibit of Invited. A special invitation is ex- Contax and Leica prints will be re ceived and exhibited by the club tended to new student. soon. (Continued on Page Four) all-ti- 31 porary relief was given by University officials by allowing the withholding of checks until funds could be deposited, and by accepting part payment on tuition under a plan made available last year by the registration committee. HELEN STANLEY Illness of Ten Days Fatal to University Recorder; Has Reen Mem her of Registrar's Staff Since 1919 ay Former Instructor ' with Tulane. The Big Blue's loss to Tulane was their first in the Southeastern Conference. This defeat set them down to fourth place in Southeastern ratings. has The Tide's starting line-u- p not been released yet but will probably be the same that Kentucky went up against in Tuscaloosa. Coach Rupp plans to start the same five men who have been beginning all of the 'Cats tilts. Hodge and Captain Donohue will be at the guard posts. Thompson at the pivot position, and Carlisle and Ha-g- an will hold down the forward assignments. DEATH COMES TO Mrs. Helen Stanley. University recorder, died early yesterday morning at the Good Samaritan hospitfl following a ten-dillness of pneumonia. Mrs. Stanley had been a member of the Registrar's staff of the University since 1919 and had held the Recorder position of University since 192S. She was bom in Mt. Vernon, Illinois, and was a graduate of Ohio State University with a bachelor of science degree in home economics. She married Arch M. Stanley in 1924. She was a memChristian ber of the Central church of this city. Prof. Ezra L. Gillis, registrar. speaks of Mrs. Stanley as follows: 'Mrs. Stanley had been a mem ber of the Registrar's staff of the University of Kentucky since Oc tober, 1919. She was made University Recorded in 1925 and held this position at the time of her death. Mrs. Stanley was recogni.'ied as belonging to a small group of the best Instructor recorders In the United States. In Roy H. Owsley, former department of political addition to her work as recorder, in the science, who assisted the late Dr. J. she had taught successfully the labCatron Jones in organizing the oratory work in the graduate course Kentucky Municipal league In 1929-3- 0, In the registrar's field of adminleft Sunday for Augusta, Me., to assume duties as executive secre- istration. She has made a lasting tary of the Maine Municipal asso- contribution to the Registrar's office." ciation. Mrs. Stanley, a native of Mt. VerHe will be accompanied to New England by Mrs. Owsley, the form- non, Illinois, was the daughter of er Miss Alta Mae Cole, and they Oscar L. Ashcraft and the late Flora Colgln Ashcraft. will make their home in Augusta. Given Position Bert Johnson Signs With Brooklyn Team l John "Shipwreck" Kelley and Ralph Kercheval Already Connected With Team Bert "Man o' War" Johnson, back-fie- ld ace at the University of Kentucky for the past three years, last week signed a contract to play with the Brooklyn Dodgers, national professional During playing, honored of the football club. his three years of varsity the Wildcat halfback was by being selected on many He was elevens. the first sophomore ever to be chosConferen on the ence eleven. This year he received honorable mention on several of the teams. more renowned Johnson decided to sign with the Brooklyn club as two former Wildcats are connected with the team. Kelly, John Sims "Shipwreck" probably the fastest man ever to have worn a Big Blue uniform, is part owner of the Dodgers. Ralph Kercheval, football's greatest punter, has been playing regularly for Brooklyn since graduating from the University. all-st- ar DEBATERS WIN Upholding the affirmative and negative sides on alternate nights, the University high school debating team defeated the teams of Danville and Corbln high schools on the topic "Resolved, that all electric utilities should be governmentally owned and operated," Thursday and Friday nights in the University high school auditorium. KERNEL "COLLEGE NIGHT" TO BEGIN FRIDAY I "Beloved Enemy," starring Merle Oberon and Brian Aherne, and nu merous news reels relating to University life, will feature the first of The Kentucky Kernel sponsored "College Nights" Friday. Feb. 12, at the Kentucky theatre. Students will be admitted during the evening for the afternoon price when they present special coupons, first of which will be published in the Kernel Friday. These coupons must be presented prior to 8 p. m. Friday, the Kentucky management states. Before the beginning of the night's last show, the theatre will be turned over to students for a general pep rally, which will consist of song singing and cheers. Plans are un- -, der way to have the University band present for the first "College Night." Reels showing a Kentucky-Was- h ington and Lee football game of re- cent years, shots showing the "Best Band in Dixie," in action in Wash-- 1 Ington, D. movies of Pershing Rifles in formation and executing! drills, and scenes of the recent May '111 be shown dur- Day celebration ing the program. The "Beloved Enemy" deals with the Irish rebellion and scenes are laid in Dublin in 1922. when that city was under martial law. tense, sombre, and bleeding. As Dennis Rlordan, leader of the Irish revolt, Brian Aherne is seen as a typical swashbuckling, loving, fighting, Irishman. Miss Oberon. the daughter of Lord Athlelgh, British emissary sent by the British parliament to Dublin, meets Rlordan when she accompanies her father to the Irish city. Situations arise when she attempts to shield the whereabouts of Rlordan, upon whose head is posted a reward of ten thousand pounds. C hot-head- I 8 P. M. NEW SERIES NO. 33 1 L. McA'fcV, TOMORROW NIGHT IM7 Total of .1.1 Ifi Enroll at Close of Period Yesterdav; May Reach 3,169 High Red Elephants Seeking Reof 1930-3venge for Defeat Handed Them at Tuscaloosa FER. IS FINAL DAY Last Week FOR CLASIFICATION agene y. College Dances Through- building. APPROACHING kisi'onsk of students and faculty to the (.ill (or help t ounce lion with the flood tragedy in the Ohio Valley prompt and generous. A great deal of clothing was given and considerable amounts of money. I want to lake this oixrtunity to extend thanks and appreciation lo the givers who made this ossillc, and al the same time to thank I lie vaiious chairmen of committees and members who Worked so effec tively and so quit kly to raise money and provide clothing. The money lias been tinned over to the Red Cross and the clothing has been distributed through the same ), A LA HAM A Mexican Quintet Bows to Wildcats by 58-3- 0 Count; Meet Alabama Tomorrow REGISTRATION A MESSAGE 'CAT vs. KENTUCKY OF LEXINGTON. KENTUCKY, TUESDAY. FEBRUARY ANSON WEEKS Basketball game In outlinine future "Colleae Nights," J. D. Ensminger, manager of the theatre recently acquired by the Schlne organization, told representatives of The Kernel that the "present blue ribbon campaign at Schine theatres is the result of the acknowledged fact that present-da- y audiences are 'choosey' about the pictures that they desire to see. Hollywood, consequently, in its pres ent program, is producing only super productions, spending a far larger amount of money on each Present-da- y picture than previously. audiences are demanding better pictures and Hollywood promises to supply them." Speaking for the Kentucky. Mr. Ensminger said. "Wo aaln proini.se full cooperation with the University students, and we will attempt to meet all their demands on these College Night.' which wiU be regular weekly, Friday night, attractions at the Kentucky." Ralph Carlisle Leads Mates With 15 Points; Rlue Leads Most of Reckless Tilt NYA Offers Aid To Needy Students RUPPMEN LEAD AT HALFTIME RY University students who are from the flood arra and are in need of aid in order to remain in school may obtain It by applying to the offices of the Dean of Men or Dean of Women, Dean T. T. Jones stated yesterday. If these students are already working under the National Youth Administration they may obtain additional aid by applying. DR. WEIDLEIN 27-1- 9 Hodge Out With Sprained Ankle. Rut All Others Get In Game Listlessly, but without too much difficulty, Kentucky's Wildcats overcame international complications by defeating: the University of Mexico, in the Alumni gymnasium before a crowd of 3,000 persons. 58-3- IS SCIENCE TALKER 0, Although the Wildcats seemed never in danger, the elusive and g men from below the border proved to be a nuisance and kept the Blue team on its toes throughout. Carlisle led his team with 15 tallies. He started the game at forward, but was later shifted to center, a role he sometimes as- -! sumes. Fatigue, the result of a long southern tour, soon showed up on Kentucky and passes became inaccurate. Shot after shot went wide of the basket and many a crip failed to connect. But the relatively small Mexican players were tired, too, for they have been on as long a. tour as a basketball team ever takes. Fresh as they might be on their own court, these spirited, swarthy boys might be expected to give the Big Blue more than they could handle. Walker easily controlled the f, towering over Rul. and later over Rodriquez who replaced Rul,' when the latter was sent to the bench with four personal fouls chalked up against him. The scoring started off within seconds after the game started when Donohue connected his second attempt from the foul line after having been fouled in a tangle under the basket. But within seconds of that score Gutierrez took the ball under the Mexican basket and scored a crip to place Mexico in the lead for the first and last time during the game. Rul fouled Walker on the next f, and Walker sank both of his gratis chances to put Kentucky back into the lead which they held, though often precariously. Donohue was fouled and made good his one chance, which was followed by Goforth, who missed his free throw. By this time the game was wild. Kentucky was missing often, rebounding pourly, and finally took time out. As time in was called Op per took the ball down the floor and scored one from the side. On the very next play Opper took the ball on a pass to the deep corner where, from a difficult angle he scored another. Close scoring followed with the Mexicans matching the 'Cats until a few minutes before the end of the half, when a series of baskets by Carlisle and Hagan put the Ruppmen into the lead and they were never again threatened. The score at the half stood, Kentucky, 27 Mexico, 19. Lolo opened the scoring for the second half making the score 27 to 21. Then the Wildcats opened with a rush running the score to 35 to 21. At this point Coach Rupp began substituting freely. Carlisle. Opper, and Tice soon ran the score to 47 quclk-pasin- "From Universities Proceeds Much of Rasic Knowledge of Science" Says American Chemical President j "From the universities proceeds much of the basic knowledge of science on which the industries of today have built and will construct for the future.'' Dr. E. R. Weidlein. president of the American Chemical society and director of the Mellon Institute of Industrial Research, Pittsburgh, Penn., said in speaking upon "Science in Action," at the 196th meeting of the Lexington section of the American Chemical society, celebrating its 25th anniversary at the University of Kentucky, Lexington, yesterday. Saying that "without the evolution of scientific investigation in the universities. Industrial laboratories, might never have come into existence," Doctor Weidlein declared "besides the very Idea of research, the universities have furnished the industries with men possessing knowledge not only of the underlying scientific facts and theories, but of the methods and technics of investigational work." Speaking of the growth of science. Doctor Weidlein said that "since 1870 science applied to manufacturing has created eighteen new Industries that furnish direct and indirect employment to over ten million persons. Science has also effected a fourfold increase in our standard of living since 1790. Many of the good things of life, including automobiles, radios, telephones, and electric lights, are scientific creations." Doctor Weidlein declared that while "scientific research is still young, even in the life of the universities, which are primarily responsible for its existence." that industries "having gained the spirit of research from the universities, the industries have applied its methods to their own affairs with really amazing results. During the last 25 years the number of industrial research laboratories in the United States has grown from a very few to more than 2,000." tip-of- tip-of- SECOND BID DAY TO BE FRIDAY Sororities Will Pledge From 1 to 3 p. m. Friday In Dean to 24. Play from here on of Women's Office; Open and furious with both Rushing Is Allowed out was fast teams making numerous wild and needless throws. Second semester bid day for the The Mexico boys perked up for a while at the very last to score a nine social sororities on the University campus will be held Friday, few goals from far back in the February 12, according to an an- court. The members of Kentucky's by third string also had little trouble made yesterday nouncement Mary Edith Bach, president of the in ringing up points. The game ended with the 'Cats on top 58 to women's Punhellenic council. Those women desiring to take 30. Throughout the game the Mexsorority bids are requested to report at the Dean of Women's office in icans showed fine sportsmanship the Administration building on Fri- and completely won the admiration day afternoon between the hours of of the crowd. The complete box score follows: one and three. TP In contrast with the system of Kentucky tb Yd Tli 0 week, Hunan P rushing used during the fall 12 J t be open rushing up until Opi. r YC there will 4 Wulker 4 the day the bids are received. Donahue O 0 0 0 are permitted to talk with Oolorlli O Rushees 1 15 4 sorority girls at any time and are Carlisle C C 3 Thoinphuli not limited in their subject of conC 3 0 0 0 versation, as Is the case during the Hud her P 3 I 0 lw K P fall rush week. S 3 Head On first bid day last October Oiix it, 0 0 0 3 there were approximately 150 gills Curli. (1 3 who accepted sorority membership. Combs o Due to the decreased enrollment of Mt'Xlco U. iSOl new students at the beginning of Cm tier re Y 4 10 the second school semester, there lolo K 4 Hul C will probably be about 20 girls who 3 Ibarra O will pledge next Friday. Ramirez U 3 Rua F j 11 13 10 10 10 10 C 1 i:aiMtllS INTIRVUW L Kemp, of the General Electric company, will be at the University today and tomorrow to interview mining and electrical engineering students for protective V. employment. Prof. W. E. Freeman, of the College of Engineering, announced yesterday. HoririKilrl C i OPEN HOI SE AT HIGH The senior soclul committee of the University hluh school will hold an open house from 8 to 11 o'clock Saturday. February 13, in the University lnnh gymnasium, in honor of the high school seniors and guests. Chaperons for the occasion will be members of the faculty. * Best Copy P.if;c THE KENTUCKY Two diaiion, awaits (he coming of Ihe annual hell week X'iiod, hoping for the lwst, but fearing the disaster which, soon or lair, is bound to follow. KERNEL THE KENTUCKY omcMi. NrwBrAvrn or run rmnKfrrs of Of THE UNlVKIWirr Entrd n.4 ciua KENTUCKY at ths Pnrt Offlr at lxlr.lnn, Krnturllf, unrtrr tht Art of March I. I7. mttr M -- Cuttiiv Up The Campus MKMBFR Lexlnprton bord of Commpw fCpnturky IntrrrnllrR'ntf Prr-AMorlatlnn with PuhllrKl Htnn, represented by mfrnhft of the M1nr rnllr-tra. J. Norm Bill Co., 1 I. 4Jnd Bt., Ne Tnrk Cltf; IK B. Ohlrajro; Call RiiUdlnf, Ban rrasclneo; Ml Wl-oo- d wrer ., BeatU. Blvd. IO Aofelea: 1004 Second A EKtruTTVl Bo0 Si encir (mfi iwf ions J. David II. Salyfrs Gkorcf. M. Editor-in-Chie- f Managing Editor News Editor Business Manager Ike M. Moore Editorial Adviser ,, Associate. Editor Assistant Managing Editor Assistant Editor SPECIAL Jetty Earl Theo Nadelsteln William B. Arthur ....Oeorge Turner WRITERS Hnluh Franklin Drvdrn Krrlrr Jolnmnn SPORTS WRITERS J. B. Fmilronrr Bobby Evans Louts Hnynes Robert Rankin Tom Wntklin Mack Hughes ASSISTANT NEWS EDITORS Hnvmond T Inlhmn Malcolm Patterson Tom Cliff Shaw Sidney Buckley Humble Alfred H. Vogel Advertising Manager ADVERTISING STAFF Clifton Vogt Edgar Penn L. Allen Heine Tom Rees Neville Tatum Circulation Manager Glenn Carl Circulation Staff TELephones: News, B a. m. to 4 p. m., Univ. Business, 9 a. m. to 4 p. m., Univ. 74. Sundays and after hours, city 2724 or 7542. 136. e "Yeah, she got real wild on her last date. It stalled to thunder and lightning, and she got kind of frightened so she let him hold her hand!" (There's nothing like a few catty side remarks to make a gal feel good, is there?) 1 "No! Ceitainly not! Hut definitely-n- o! I mean no! What? Well alright, said no, and then, 1 11 see you at 8:30." (Typical Iloyd hall telephone conversation, the kind thak makes the other gals go nuts from curiosity.) "She says she got that bump on her head Irom walking into a door, but that's such an old ex(Aw, what's cuse it's not even funny anymore!" the use? Nobody believes anything nowadays!) DOS T LOOK NOW, BtVT-th- at pinned to got married last night HERE SHALL THE KERNEL ALL STUDENT RIGHTS MAINTAIN boy you're 1 K HELL W EEK: HEEL'S W oxer anil many Now that the lirst semester freshmen are eligible for initiation into a sotial fraternity, the old bugaboo, hell week, will soon be upon us. Candidates for admission into their chosen group will soon begin to grovel at the 1 CAMPUSNICKERS: "He wrote his family that he made E' in all his subjects, and now they think he's a genius because they believe that E means Excellent!" (And they'll think he's even more of a genius when they discover the University is going to keep him live years before they 11. A. him!) "1 thought he was a real newspaperman, but I saw him yesterday chinking a milk-shakin the (See Commons and I was so disillusioned." what hapjens when you see tew many movies about newspajermenr) .Eleanor Randolph .,. Society Editor Clrornr - I THEORIES: COURTING, . . actives. feet of sadistic, blood-thirstonly difference is that In many ways, the fiaiernity sxslcm is 'a line COURTING thing; likewise, in many ways, it is not so fine. doesn't always bring results! The worst accusation that can be made against it at present is that, in many instances, it still tolerates hell week practices. . The more UNIVERSITY PES: and progressive of the national offices of Professor He's too busy to The these lodges have already passed rulings barring be absent-minded- , and disappoints his students this barbaric custom, but local chapters, observby remembering all of his classes... He grqcs ing faithfully all other fraternity rulings, in llic because he doesn't have any lime to read the majority of cases, allow this important and vital and the best magazines, but gives his ordinance to go unheeded. stoogents so much work that they don't have any sysIn the past decade the entire Greek-lette- r time either... He walks around muttering into tem has been seriously threatened. In several his beard, or his beer, depending upon what Eastern colleges a reversion to the Oxford plan kind of a prof he is, and gets a reputation because has taken place, with the thereby resultant death he talks to himself .. .He's gotj so much to do of all fraternity chapters taking place. It seems himself that it irks him to see his students going likely that more and more colleges will follow. to a show, so he doubles their assignments. . .But That this action is due in part to continual and he's a swell guy, for all that. . .AH he needs is a week rulings, sense of proportion! flagrant disobedience of anti-hel- l there can be no doubt. The national headquarters, on the lookout DON'T YOU FEEL FUNNY for threatening danger to the system, quickly 1. When you discover you wrote all of your passing laws prohibiting the custom. In all finals with invisible ink? fairness to these offices it must be said that it is 2. When your family forgets to send you your not entirely their fault that these laws have not tuition fees? always been carried out by the respeciie chap3. When you wake up in the morning and exters. pect to see the sun shining? Undergraduate members are not so likely to 1. When you cross the street against the lights, see the menace that the continual practice of and find yourself being escorted back by a very hell week is likely to bring about. Even when large policeman? neophvtes have sustained set ions or fatal in". When you thought your prof was only juries resulting from some stunt, the lesson has kidding about a surprise quiz only he wasn't? not been taught. Nex