xt78kp7tnh8h https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt78kp7tnh8h/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19591217 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, December 17, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, December 17, 1959 1959 2013 true xt78kp7tnh8h section xt78kp7tnh8h UK Students Conde: mn Preregistration System By WILLIAM BLAKEMAN ' PTeregistratlon has been condemned by UK students before it has had a chance to prove itself. A Kernel survey, taken at random from all colleges d of the At the University, showed more than interviewed favored changes in the prereglstra-tio- n students system. The students said they felt some change was needed which would be fair to all students, regardless of standing or classification. Many simply stated "Let's go back to the old system In the Coliseum." The reclassification system is being tried for the first time next semester. It was introduced because of the many complaints which came from students who were unable to schedule required courses. The change in prereglstratlon led all other Items in a suggested list of changes at the University. The students were aked to write; a list of five changes they would make at UK If they were in the position to one-thir- make them. The construction of new classrooms and buildings rated high on the list of changes. Other Items listed were stronger Student Congress, a closer student-facult- y relationship, and an Improvement In the serving of townspeople and students In the SUB. Most frequently suggested new buildings were Social Sciences, Commerce, and Physics. Both students and faculty thought the library could be improved. Many suggested increased stack privileges, air conditioning, and some method of reducing noise. . Suggestions concerning Student Congress ranged from completely abolishing the organization, to increasing its power. Most students said faculty control of SC should "Keep the townspeople out of the SUB was th attitude of most students. Some felt two separate serving lines would help the situation. Others felt a special meal ticket would alleviate some of the problem. Other Items mentioned several times by students Included: Thanksgiving holidays which start. Wednesday morning, less social activity and more time for class work, better lights on campus, an improved grading system, a special training program for advisors, more space for student parking, and better dorms for freshmen women. Items favored by several' prof essors were a five-da- y work week, a uniform salary scale, and having basic courses taught by the best professors, not graduate assistants. Several faculty members advocated placing UK on the quarter system as used at many universities, instead of the semester plan. Continued On Page 2 be lessened. Those suggesting a closer student-facult- y relationship felt many professors should have definite office hours, and should be willing to help students. One faculty member said Instructors who help students should not have full teaching loads. Jim mms LU U ri i Vol. L versity of Kentucky LEXINGTON, KY.. THURSDAY, DEC. 17, 1959 No. 49 Sfadents9 Party Wins Four Positions In Students Party won four seats in yesterday's Student Congress general election. Wlnners for Students' Party were Paula Judd, Education; Bill Smith, Agriculture and Home Economics; Oert Ranch, Arts and Sciences; and Bill Oott, Engineering. would decide what action, would be taken. Write-i- n ballots were disquali- fied. Twenty-thre- e of those dis- . carded had Dean L. L. Martin's name written on them. He receiv- Results In the Engineering elee- - ed nls largest support in the Col lege of Arts and Sciences with 14 tion had Henderson Belfuss, Commerce; Ron- - celving 296. votes; Bill Gott, 235; votes.. In all colleges except Arts and nie Henderson, Engineering; and and Henry Bennett, the other Sciences. JTotin was lighUr than Monroe Hall, Graduate School, Campus Party- candidate, 196: It had been in last years Decern- captured seats for the Campus John Belfuss, Campus Party ber election. Last year 280 Arts Party. " " JET; Paula Judd, Alpha Gamma Del- - " 7Z I 5:ua!"" voiea- Ams ta. poUed 80 votes to Debby Dan- - Committee would confer with the year the total for that college was candidates today and 296. lei's 63 in the Education race. In Agriculture and Home Economics Bill Smith topped JKenny Martin, 167 to 121. Geri Ranch more than doubled the number of votes cast Books; Books And More Books 9 ; Two employees of the Medical Library place, books la their proper place In ,tbo stacks a they arrive from various places on the .. uK campus. (See story on page 5). College Of Commerce To Get New Building uni- - He said UK Is the only versity which has a commerce building . constructed before 1900 a a ;u f ill nave DU,1U" anui mo" constructed since World r . 'ns . uni"u" . i nial report. A piioed general- science building has tep priority on build- There is uncertainty with re- - said to the safety of White Hall, the present commerce -- re-Jo- hn - . The College of Commerce is second in line for a new building at tils University. Now in the planning stage, the il fiOOfMiO triirliiip will ect ju'rond call on building funds appropriated by the Kentucky Legislature, ac- cording to information contained in President Frank Dickey's bien Election Committee discussed the position of names on the printed ballots. It looked as though one of the candidates was unopposed and the other two were running against one another. building, Prof. Magsie said. Faculty Approves New Organizations for her opponent, Joann Stewart. She won by a 187 to 91 margin. Campus . Party candidate Hall, unopposed in the Graduate School, received 10 votes. Two new student organizations UK have been approved by the Be ifus was elected ComJohn merce representative as he beat University Faculty Jerry Strieker, 141 to 111. They are the Kentucky Korps, a The Engineering race proved club which will draw its member- highly controversial. Before count- - ship from the advanced ROTC, ing the ballots in that college, the and the Inter-VarsiChristian ty - mmmtmmmmm ing impropriations. Some 22 months will be require J to, complete the commerce xMmaiMMn ) w im imi u if U; r,i r vi i building, according to Professor J. L. Massie.. chairman of the Commerce College's building com- i: n . ' - r mittee. The new commerce building will be located on the site of the former Little Commons and will extend up the hill as far as the parking area near the Infirmary. Present plans call for a building of approximately 100,00 square feet containing about 30 classrooms. A building with two, or floors perhaps three ground-leve- l' is possible because of the contour of the plot. Tie building will house the College of Commerce and the Bureau of Business Research, h which will occupy about building. of the Tlie building committee has been visiting loinmeiee buildings at other universities in order to learn by their mistakes and to plan the beit possible building tor . mmmmmmtmmm i Fellowship, a national group scribed as "conservative in the ology and evangelistic in its To become a member in the Kentucky Korps the advanced ROTC cadet must not be on academic or military probation. Gerald Silvers a member of the Kentucky Korps, said the purpose of the organization would be to develop command poise and military proficiency. Silvers stated that the 17 cadets now in the Korps would meet after Christmas for the purpose of electing officers and selecting committees. Membership in the Christian Fellowship ray vr J- - Wa: A Inter-Varsi- ty is open to all students and faculty members Interested In its purpose and who desire to taket part in the program. Approval was made Monday by the University Faculty en recommendation of the Committee on Student Organizations and Social Activities. . The Committee said it examined the proposed constitutions and of both organizations and "found them consistent with the rules and regulations of the University governing student by-la- one-tent- . UfC, according to Pi of. Massie. NS CJiemit To Speak Dr. C. II. DePuy, professor of chemistry at Iowa State College, will speak at 7: 3 J p.m. today to a meeting of the American Chemistry Society. f - V V 01 v mm i On, On cheerleaders are first row from left, Lana and Carolyn Keid. Second row from left are Lowell Stevens and Uay liurklow. Third row from, New I ox . , ir wan r. A mmas.se. UOfK left' are Jeannine Haines, Betty Ellen Davis, Cookie Leet, Ethelee Davidson, June" Moore, Suzanne Pi tier, and Kitty Hundley. Student Directories Student directories will go on sale at 8:30 a.m. today. Directories will be sold at the Student Union ticket booth, Kennedy Book Store, Donovan Hall desk, and Bowman Hall desk. The' price of the directory 15 cents. I * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, 2 Dec. 17, 1959 UK Professors Forget Classes, Turn Out For Bowling League One of the oldest organized leagues in Lexington, the University Bowling League has been in existence since 1925. The league began in the old Phoenix Alleys, moved two times, and finally settled down at the Wildcat about nine years ago. a handicap As it is strictl league, the teams are divided up on a basis of individual averages in order to balance the teams. Dr. Dudley Martin, of the Horticulture Department, now leads the league with a 179 average. Prof. C. S. Walkman, who has been with the league since Its beginning, sld that every department 6n campus has been represented at some time during the league's history. "Many professors who have left UK have told me thaj the University Bowling League was one of the organizations they most hated to leave,". he said. , Each year the officers and team personnel are changed. Present officers are: president, John Harrison, Agronomy Department, vice By LINDA IIOCKENSMITII - "Professorial dignity goes down the alley with each ball," says Victor R. Portmann, journalism professor, and one of the oldest members in the University Bowling . League. Mr. Portman is one of over 50 UK faculty members, plus a few townspeople, who hurries through supper and dashes to the Wildcat every Wednesday night for his weekly appointment with the bowling ball. n teams, On this night, 12 up mostly of faculty memmade bers from a number of departments on campus, throw off their scholastic worries and have a general good time. The only sense in which an academic air prevails Is In the names of the teams: Rocks, Microbes, Aggies, etc. , . . 1"' 4 V ' '"v six-ma- Psychologist Addresses University Receives Gifts Metal Society Totaling Over $5,000 the Gunning: for a strike Is Victor R. ortmann, assistant professor t ii oi journalism. for support of the Intensive Pas-tor- e' Improvement Program of the Experiment Station. "Voodrow Wilson National Fellowship Foundation, $2,000 to the Graduate School for the fellow jegistered this year; Erlanger Hons Club, $81 as a scholarship; Covington Business and Professional Women's Club. $81 for Dr. Frank A. Pattie, UK Department of Psychology, spoke before a meeting of student chapter of the American Society for Me'v scholarship, Mead Corporation Foundation, tals last night. Dr. Pattie discussed hypnotism $500 to Kentucky Research Foundation for scholarships in chemical and Its modern medical applicaengineering; $100 to be used for tions. scholarship in dairying. As president of the American SoMiscellaneous gifts include: ciety of Clinical Hypnosis, Dr. PatYoder Brothers, Ohio, chrysan- tie cited cases of hypnotism being themum cuttings to the Depart- used to cure skin disease and re grooming procedures. ment of Horticulture; Hattie Har- place anaesthesia. ris Kern, Rufus M. Kern, Lela He said subjects are not unconKern Humble, a little doctor's of- scious, but have full control of all fice and its relics In memory of senses and that hypnotism will their mother for the Kentucky cure cases of "preexam Jitters,' Life Museum; and Mr. and Mrs. although results are Inconclusive Paul O. Blazer, Ashland. 125 shares as to whether it can really Improve of common stock in the Ashland grades and study attitudes in colOil and Refining Company, valued lege students. vv at $2,875 for the Blazer Lecture Fund. . if' j , Hr 1 GET YOUR FREE 1960 DATE BOOKS At Hales Pharmacy Initiated By Chi Delta Phi 4 Girls , 905 S. Lime Across From Town House Motel BRING THIS AD FREE PARKING REAR OF STORE 119 South Limestone versity. Feeling the University was unfair, one student scrawled "Cut out coarses which are Insulting to a persons Intelligence." (sic). FOR THE FINEST IN REFRESHMENT TRY "Too Much, Too Soon" Drotky MlonErcol Open 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. t 2 fhtV J Jim Foster Reelected Sigma Chi President Be give their opinion of the status of Continued From Page 1 Formal initiation ceremonies for Many professors felt honesty was morale among the students and Chi Delta Phi, women's literary a problem. One professor sug- faculty. honorary, were held Monday evengested "Try to arrange a 'climate A great many students indi- ing. .of study and research in which cated that morale was low, while honesty, Integrity, and altruism a smaller number contended that Four undergraduates were initiated and Dr. Mary Ellen Rickey are byproducts." it was good. A few thought morale and Mrs. Raymond Wilkie were On the same survey, the stu- was fair, and some said it was selected by the chapter as hondents md faculty were asked to indifferent. orary members. Other answers to the survey Dr. Rickey is an assistant prowere: "Move Pat Hall across the fessor in the English Department. street, put stained glass windows Mrs. Wilkie has had four books in the SC office, and plant more published In a biographical series trees in the botanical gardens." TTTH on the childhoods of famous One student said abolish edi- Americans. A fifth book will be LAST DAY torials in the Kernel, eliminate out in March." Beloved Infidel ROTC. and eliminate the Arts and .The four undergraduates inSciences College, both students itiated were Ann Shaver, Louise STARTS TOMORROW Rose, Mabel Pollitt, and Oeri and professors. Ranch. were in favor Several Suspense and Drama s of serving students the SUB, unbeer in On a mi limited cuts', and of lowering the OPEN DAILY 1 :30 P.M. Big required minimum standing. ' City iV Kangaroo courts and firing squads were one student's sugV Daily! gested way to improve the UniLAST TIMES TONIGHT! ' together, forget their professorial dignity, and Just have a good time kidding each other." another professor said, as he took his graceful stance and prepared to send the ball down the alley with the ease he might employ to write an exam question on the board. -- GIRLS- . Preregistration Condemed professor safd. "It's always been a place where a bunch of congenial fellows can get Jim Foster, Danville, was reelected president of Sigma Chi fraternity Tuesday night. president. Jack Todd; and secreOther officers elected for the tary treasurer, Dr. Dudley Martin, coming year are Dick Armstrong, vice president; John. Boston, reDairy Club Show Set cording secretary; Russ Mathews, secretary; Carroll For Tonight In Arena corresponding Rod Hamilton, Luby, treasurer; The UK Dairy Club will hold its pledge trainer; and Mike Jolly, annual fitting and showing contest historian. at 7 pjn. today in the Dairy Center arena. Fitting la the preparation of dairy animals for the show ring and includes cleaning, clipping hair, trimming hooves, and other m . The University received gifts of money totaling $5,962 and several miscellaneous Items at the JJoard of .Trustees meeting Tuesday. Donors were: E. I. duPont de Nemours and Company, $1,200 to the Experiment Station for operating greenhouses covered with the firm's film; National Plant Food Institute, 1X000 both of the HorMculture Department. Considering ne enthusiasm and good attendance at the league meetings, UK's Iowlers seem to be about as punctual for their Wednesday night sport as they are to their classes. "Although we. have no sponsors and the prize is very low, everyone takes his bowling seriously," one A m FlynH m "Saddle The Wind"' London ltkrt Taylor-Juli- e m in y m h ns nr f?n3 ?ce cream NOW-rthui-S- AT :4 mSBSSI AND 9 nrriMwrTPi SJ :I .m. tv Vl KHIGtHEJv? , I ALSO 1 . . taw DltU CM ROLAND Sandra DEE AT High St. and Cochran 30 Forged U . ViiLLUU L: - 'IxJ- - NELSON CONRAD-DAVI- 2ND HIT DtOOD AND STEEL" with JOHN TUPTOH -- 944 Winchester Rd. out pf the UffiMJ Human Rex REASON I Heart! CIRCLE Block from University 82(j S. Limestone St. 25 NAN LESLIE HCATIRS AUTO 18-KA- R THEATRI IHOOOa HATING i 7 * 3 Library Mas "UK Yearbook Printed In 1894 THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Thursday, ed in the history of the college. MIKE WENNINGER Kernel Staff Writer University building have "Rickety Rix, Rlcjiety Rlx, several of the names that State College class of ft1." So goes were on the faculty roll In 1894: a class yell printed in "Memoria Patterson, Anderson, Kastle, MilXCIV, a booklet poli- ler, Neville, Pence, and White. Dr. J. W. Pryor, after whom the Pryor shed here in 1894. The booklet Is the granddaddy cf PremedlcaJ Society Is named, was the modern "Kentuckian." Its stu- then trying to pound anatomy and into mountaineers' dent editors were Felix Kerrick, a physiology heads. fophomore, and J. J. Woods, a Apparently James a. White, proJunior. fessor of mathematics back then, This first UK yearbook was In the days when the school made his students solve algebra was not the University of Kentuc- problems written in Roman numky, but was the State College of erals, for upon turning the pages Djr lOO-pa- well-wax- "Believing that all boys, especially college students deprived of home Influences, are naturally Inclined to wander from the right and to seek evil, the YMCA was organized (here) in 1889. "Like all other organizations of this nature, it has had severe battles to wage, but,' in the end it has. always marched Cut in triumph, and may it ever be thus until every foe is vancuished. . ." State College boys must have indeed been naughty From the rc;icn aoout athletics In the first yearbook, it is learned that "In the ran of '92, the boys seemed to have lots of enthusiasm and material, but very little knowledge with which to forni a football team. Prof. A. M. Miller, who had Just taken the chair in Geology, being an old Princeton man, was elected manager of the team. Kentucky. C, ex-offl- 1 CLASSIFIED - AMMUNITION .733 Italian Military M 90; .733 Italian Soft Point $14; .733 Italian Hollowpoint $9. ft MM Mauser Military $3 30; 7 MM Mauser Military $430; 6.3 Italian Military $6; MM Luger Military $7; 303 $3. British Military $0; 30 Carbine (U.S.I any Prices are for 100. Will ell In not o quantity. Alno have gun lifted. BRUCE MILLER (student! 837 HD4t Furiong Dr. after 3 p.m. FOR SALE Rolleif lex camera J.5F. In llD4t excellent condition. Call FOR SALX Elderly typewriter, L. C. Smith. Excellent condition. Not modern or but efficient $23. Phone . LOST One curcoat ilze 44. Owner puked up a size 40 by mistake. Lost Phone weeks ago at Jerry's Drive-In- . LOST lD3t SAE houM 230. -- "The team not nav:ng ;nc iCioney to hire a trainer, did very well under the circumi-.ance- s, Prof. Miller teaching them the use of signals and hammering into their heads some knowledge or the game." CONTACT LENSES Eliminate your spectacles. Acquire that chic look.1 KENTUCKY Phone TYPEWRITER SERVICE For 21 Appointment Typewriters, Adding Machines Soles - Service LEXINGTON and Rentals OPTICAL CO. 133 West Short St. Repair service, adding machines, new and used portable, carbons, ribbons, Olivette printing Phono 3-22- 387 Rote St. 07 More taste by far... yet low in tar! 19D4t WAMTID DESPERATELY WANTED nament tickets. Phone WANTED Florida. 3133. Two ' 3162. 15D4t . c Ride from Elumeade Farm, intersection of Ironworks Pike and l Cave Piket to UK each morning Mon. thru Fri.'and back in afternoon during second semester. Phone 4518. 15D4t Jerry Staton. WANTED Two persons desire ride to Chic.igo. Contact Bruce Campbell. P.O. That's why can blend fine tobaccos not to suit a filter . . . but to suit your taste! WANTED Rust-el- lP2t Box 3105. Univ. L?M choking taste! Checks tars without Gives you the full, exciting flavor of the world's finest, naturally mild tobaccos! 01960 Liggstt 4 Mysrs Tobacco Co. j for riders to share Looking WANTED Frees up flavor free-flowin- Ride to West Palm Beach. share expenses. Phone Will g New, Miracle Tip Only the I960 L'M Unlocks natural tobaCCO flavor! other filters squeeze in! tour15D4t y York area be- xpenes to Boston-NeMore twrrn trmentrrs. Contact Robert Dept. For. Lang. w Umv. ext. 21S, Mod. Altr 5:30 p m.. phone 17D2t MISCILLANIOUS WANTED To . FindUiy. Ohia near Toledo!. One or two persons. llD4t Leaving Dec. 16 or 17. Call RIDERS t J ? X i a'- - j L y ov. "jew" 7. TYPING Will do all kinds of typing. UD4t Dolie Martin. Phone HAVE RAINCOAT SWAP WILL for the raincoat that someone picked up in the Plantation on Saturday aiter-nnoDec. 12. Please contact Walter Woods. 333 South Lime or "the n, Plan-lat'o- n. 17D2t WILL port, Phone r m. TYPE term papers, thesis. re- etc. Contact Helen Vanderpool. After between 5:30 p.m. 8 a m. phone and 4:30 Bryants-wil- n e. 17D4t - THE NEW YORK LIFE AGENT ON YOUR CAMPUS IS A GOOD MAN TO KNOW . i a A ..... ,va' S :1 X I X GENE CRAVENS (VI Zip NEW YORK LIFE Insurance Company LIFE INSURANCE ACCIDENT AND SICKNESS INSURANCE 70S Central Bank Buildinj Pfcom; ar 20 L u , JMlfJiL VUJtTi W.9 TOiACCO 1 ca -3 something of the truant nature in her. "We don't mean to say that she flirts with the boys and then rides supreme over her social field reviewing broken hearts: no, not at all, but she will fly through the halls with the sweetest smiles and tion. head thrown back In such an arThe last two pages of "Memoria tistic manner that Cupid hlrmelf XCIV" are devoted to "The State could not resist (her)." College Girl." She must have been quite a gal, judging from the More than 60 percent of the write-u- p given her state of Iowa is under cultivation. "The State College girl is a loveAssociated Press. ly and innocent creature of ShakePhew! spearian model. She invariably possesses beauty and attraction. . .:. Look Better "She is a good stusenc, but we say she could be a little shall V See Better better, of course with all that with beauty and innocence that , she most assuredly possesses, there is New 1960 JUM brings you taste... more taste... and,-amm- 2 ed ization's contribution to "Memoria XCIV" read: pub-lifth- ed Y. 195U- white ties. Most of them have their UK's first football team began hair parted straight down the its career with two losing seasons. middle, and one young gallant in Nevertheless, Kentucky trounced the front row sports a Tennessee, 56-- 0, in the first game mustache. played between the two schools in The YMCA was vigorously com- l&il and this probably saved poor batting the evils of college life. The old Prof. Miller from being forced opening paragraphs of this organ- to resign by the Alumni Associa- ge of "Memoria XCIV," one comes remarkable class upon another In 1894, Dr. James K. Patterson yell: "M.D. 3 Cs, XCV eleven was president of the college, and K-S-Class of 97.' It must "His Excellency, Gov. John Young have been bedlam when the classes Brown" was chairman of 96 and "97 got into a yelling of the Board of Trustees. contest. The faculty of 25 instructors In 94, one of the three courses must have worked hard to get the 21 members (including six girls) of of study offered to future mechanthe class of "94 graduated. After all, ical engineers was "Steam Engiin the senior section of "Memoria neering, the object of which is to XCIV," the smug upper class- give that training necessary to fit men boast that 21 students is men to be operators and designers the largest number to be graduat- - of steam machinery." Ah, to have been an engineering student 63 years before Sputnik. Sigma Chi and Kappa Alpha fraternities were the only Greek organizations on campus in 1894, both chapters having been founded only the year before. roit SALI A picture of the Sigma Chi a sober looking GUNS AND AMMUNITION SAW .357 chapter shows Magnum, new M5; SAW .43 A CP Re- group of young gentlemen dressed .380 Automatic volver, new $50; Colt VG $22 50; Cap & Ball. VG $70. in morning coats, high collars, and Dec. 17, "' Y, a" I - A More tastd by far.'..yet low in tar. ..And they said "It couldn't be done! " - i 1 : * Giving Students Power From the pages of the New York Times .comes the revelation that an Eastern university, Farlcigh Dickinson in New . Jersey, has intron duced a new era in ' relations. Officials of this university have worked out a construction program coming directly under the aegis of the student body. student-administratio- For example, when the university wanted to build a new lecture hall, a special student assembly, along with representatives of the construction firms and university administrators, heard bids, asked questions, and then decided which company would get the contract bid. And it wasn't always the lowest bidder, since the students took into consideration length of time tp finish the job and additional materials needed. The move by the New Jersey uni versity is perhaps too bold for more conservative Kcntuckians, who apparently regard college students as too immature to make such significant decisions and not well trained enough to participate in matters of business. But, in the words of the Times, a student body "concerned with what is being done to arrange for better accommodations will,- by environment, become more interested in other activities of the university." Although we don't expect UK officials to even consider such a step, we wonder if the powers of Student but Congress are not only even innocuous enough so as not to interfere in administrative affairs? To give the students more opportunity to express and assert themselves might enhance interest, create understanding and morale, and build stronger citizens. - Fiom The Readers' Form Prestige Of An Automobile Discrimination 'To The Editor: It is quite interesting to note that the president of Student Congress was not taken into a junior men's honorary. Especially since he had 10 activity points more than necessary and a standing eight points higher than necessary. Discrimination? I think so. Death On The Installment Plan By BOBBIE MASON running when you're trying to get The new cars are America's most away from someone. The gas engine significant contribution to culture has revolutionized track teams. And cars create exciting problems since Dixieland jazz. .which employ more people, thereby . This year's line of prestige symbols, Carole Martin straight from Detroit, the source of providing more raw material for strikes steel workers, mechanics, trafall Truth, is like 20th Century "ReStop Criticizing fic directors, safety commissioners, naissance. Michelangelo would . be .To The Editor: overjoyed at the classic chrome lines undertakers. Your malicious, snide inuuendos perAlso automobiles are compulsory and the flowing from Each issue is taining to SC disgust-med for keeping up with our every swept wing. to defamation of the only studedicated American way of life. They make dent governmental medium on campus. But even great art is commercialdrive-i- n graveyards the pracitcal In none of the blasting editorials have ized nowadays. funerals. answer to I any constructive criticizing. seen For everyone is driven by the inane Of course this sudden master-passio- n Apathy and lenity is inexcusable. Once, desire to drive and to drive in style. has produced a financial problem just once, offer some improvement or The cars embody the . essence of for Americans. better still, come to SC and voice our many culture-seekin- g luxury, prestige, speed, apd death. They usually pay for these artistically opinions. Psychologists have endeavored to designed weapons in installments, but I could suggest that the Kernel spend find out why people are obsessed with some are fortunate enough to be able more time in proofreading its confidensuch strange inclinations. They say to end the problem all at once with tial scandal sheet instead of criticizing SC. that a red convertible in a show their lives. There is a money-bac- k , H(X)VKH window reminds a man of a mistress. guarantee though. J. E. (Those uerc not innneiulos. We meant Costly substitute. History tests will record the decline EDITOR) The bigger the car, the bigger the and fall of American civilization as every word' of thcm.-Tman. The bigger the man, the bigger the world's most mechanized mass In Defense suicide. the tombstone. Planets with intelligent inhabitants' To The Editor: The smaller variety, foreign and sports cars, contribute equally to will find our planet useful in solving To the writer of the letter on birth prestige because they cost more. And, their overpopulation problems. We control: don't have to worry about overpopusince they go faster, they are a conMay I sincerely congratulate you for venient rationalization for speeding. lation. Our uncontrolled accident taking advantage of your rights as a They come economically in plan exceeds birth control by far. free citizen of the United States, and and umbrellas replace convertible Among their other virtues, autos taking the time and effort to express your v iews on a subject that is contrary tops. are the backbone of holiday celebraThe more grandiose models are tions. Holidays provide leisure time to your own beliefs. You call yourself mobile homes in themselves, with which ironically speeds us along to timid, but it takes strong character to things one believes, luxury superseding safety. They have our ultimate destinations. Drinking stand up for the and since you are of this character, I built-ibeds, carpeting, at the wheel makes immediate arrival am sure that you will honestly respect traveling offices with walkie-talkieeven more certain. And it makes us the attempt of a Catholic to express kitchen sinks, potted plants, and pushfeel confident to boot. his beliefs on this matter. button entertainment. In this mechanized age we even First of all, it seems that the CathCars have other invaluable purhave suipide machines. And it doesn't olic Church is constantly being accused, poses: occupying garages, giving take much skill to operate them. Any if I may quote you, "of controlling the thoughts, actions, and feelings of people." business to gas stations, parking, ( you fool can learn the art of dying. It is considered an autocratic instiSo have fun, everybody. can't park without one), Sunday drivslaughtering season is here tution in a country built on democracy. ing, and matching your wardrobe. Strange as it may seem to members of Furthermore, they are faster than again. denominations, self-expressi- . on . fast-pace- time-consumi- ng UE six-pak- s, , wall-to-wa- n ll s, The Kentucky Kernel University of Kentucky Entered at tha Port Office at Lexis ft on, Kentucky as second iail matter under the Act of March 3, 1879. tub tithed four timet a wk during the regular school year except holidays and exams. SIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAR Bob Anderson, Managing Editor Bill Neikirk, Editor , Stewart Hedcer, Sport Editor Assistant Managing Editors Dick Ware and John Mitchell, Photographers Alicx Akin, Society Editor Stuart Coldfarb and Paul Dykes, Advertising Managers Beverly Cardwell, Circulation Perry Ashley, Business Manager Bob IIerndon, Hank Chapman, and Lew King, Cartoonists , ' Paul Zimmerman and Carole Martin, THURSDAY'S NEWS STAFF Bill Blakeman, News Editor Suzy Horn, Associate Chaparral The "Stanford Catholics are of some the opinion that their church is the true church established by Jesus Christ for the purpose of helping to guide men to Him. Since we feel that we have the truth, we are thankful for it and teach it 'to our children in the same way that you would teach your child about Cod.' When one holds something which he firmly believes to be true and good, fie cannot help but give such a gift to his child. I believe that many Protestants refer, to this as "indoctrination," but we are taught not only the "what" of our religion but also, the "why", and we certainly know as muc