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By

TOM LENNOS

Sunday afternoon Alpha XI Del
20 children, rangChristmas is perhaps most won- ing In ages from six to nine, with
derful when seen through the eyes dessert and presents. Several of
the girls wore seen playing football
of children.
In the yard with boys
reThe sororities and fraternities ceived footballs as who had
gifts, while
sponsor Christmas parties for
others continued singing Christmas
undei privileged children each year. carols in
the house.
Dour Roberts, Delta Tau Delta,
organized the project this year and
Monday evening Zeta Tau Alpha
provides transportation for the entertained nine children with ice
children to nnd from .the sorority cream, cake, and party games.

ta entertained

And JUNE BYERS

houses.

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Tuesday evening found
Thr children selected are from Delta Delta with a group
Abrar-aI Incoln School on High bdys and girls, while Kappa
Street. They represent the first and Alpha Tau Omega kept
through the sixth grades.
over 'third grade groups.
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Delta
of 20
Delta
watch

This evening a host of parties
take place. Beginning at 5:30
p.m.. Kappa Kappa Oamma, will
president Neil Suller as Santa to a
group six to eight year-old- s.
Delta Zeta will have 24 children
with Barbara Zwelfel doing the
honors as Mrs. Santa Claus.
Also entertaining
are Alpha
Gamma Delta, Sigma Phi Epsilon,
and PI Kappa Alpha with evening

dessert for the children, while Zeta
Beta Tau features a cartoon movie
as the highlight of their party.
rhl Delta Theta and Delta Taa
Delta, with Santa Bill McGoodwin,
will treat their group of 12 chil- round out the array of parties for
dren to dinner and a chat with the Lincoln School children.
Santa.
Two fraternities have annual
The Chi Omega's will keep chil- Christmas parties for' the orphans
dren of the second and third and children in the hospital. Tau
grades busy with games, refresh- Kappa Epsilon entertained 15 chilments, and gifts. Dick Vimont will dren from Miss George Lee's Orbe Santa's stand-iphans Home for the seventh conFaimhouse and Lambda Chi secutive year Sunday afternoon.
Alpha are scheduled for parties
Thursday night Phi Kappa Tau
and gifts Wednesday.
and dates will visit Shriner's
Thursday night Kappa- Alpha" Crippled Children's Hospital with
Theta and Triangle will have a gifts.
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parties.
Kappa Alpha
will have dates
and three to five year-ol- d
children
for guests. Carl Taylor, complete
with beard and red suit, will be St.
Nick. Thomas Walker will take
over the lead as Alpha Oamma

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University of Kentucky

LEXINGTON, KY., WEDNESDAY, DEC.

Vol. L

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Kirwan Is Chosen
Grad School Dean

Dr. Albert D. Kirwan, history
professor, was named yesterday by
the UK Board of Trustees as
dean of the Graduate School.
The "appointment will be effective at the time Dean Herman E.
Spivey leaves to become academic
vice president of the University of
Tennessee, probably in
mid-Februar-

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Iff. Kirwan,' an author, teacher,
and onetime UK football coach,
hat beea tilth the University since
1938, the last 14 years as a member
of the History Department He
plans to continue teaching on a
limited basis.

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DR. A. D. KIRWAN

He has won recognition for his
work in Civil War history and was
invited two years ago by a publishing firm to edit a book on the social and political history of the
Confederate states. The book. "The
Confederacy," was published this
fall.
A native of Louisville, Kirwan
did his undergraduate work at UK
where he captained the football
team. He later taught and coached
at Louisville Male and Manual
High Schools before returning to
the University as head football
coach In 1938.
More interested In teaching and
studying 'history than In coaching, he voluntarily quit the gridiron early' in 1945 to become a
history professor at the University.
He later became dean of men
and dean of students, but asked
to be relieved of those duties also
in order to devote more time to

academic criteria," he added, "is
the point that the man should be
a leader and should understand
the areas of human relations
which would make it possible for
him to work effectively with the
wide variety of superior teachers
and researchers representing a
number of disciplines."
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Kirwan holds an L.L.B. degree
from the Jefferson School of Law,
a master's degree from the University of Loulsvinev and a Ph.D.
from Duke University.
He has served i a number of
positions In both the Southeastern
Conference and the NCAA and
at present is chairman of the
Committee on Constitution and

of the SEC.
He also holds membership In a
number of honorary, professional,
and social organizations.
In addition to his work on "The
Confederacy." Dr. Kirwan is the
teaching and research.
author
In recommending the appoint- Necks" of "Revolt .ofofthe Red
"Johnny
(1951). editor
ment of Dr. Kirwan to the board,
Green of the Orphan Brigade"
President Frank G. Dickey said (1956); and has written a number
yesterday that' he had consulted
of articles and reviews for historwith members of th Graduate facical journals.
ulty for recommendations on persons and on characteristics and
qualities necessary for the position.
Best Dressed Contest
Dr. Dickey said it became apparent that the person "should
Friday is the last day for
know good teaching and should organizations to nominate coeds
himself be a superior teacher," for the UK contest of Glamour's
that he "must be recognized as a "Ten Best Dressed College Girls"
scholar and researcher in his own competition.
right" and have made contribuNominations may be given to
tions to his own major field of Lessley Kay Decker, Carole Marstudy.
tin; or the Kernel newsroom.
By-La-

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"Equally as important as these

Six Seats Will Be Decided
In Today's Student Election
Six open seats In Student Congress will be decided In today's
general election.
Openings are in the College of
Arts and Sciences, College of Education, two in thfe College of Engineering, College of Agriculture and
Home Economics, and the College
of Commerce.
Pary
Monore Hall, Campus
candidate is unopposed 'in his bid
for the Graduate School seat.
Candidates for the College of
Arts and Sciences seat are Gerrt

Ranch, Students' Party, and
Joann Stewart, Campus Party.
Debby Daniel, Campus Party,
and Paula Judd, Students' Party,
ore viying for the seat In tho Col-

dents' Party, Ronnie Henderson,
and Henry Bennett, Campus Party.
Candidates for the seat In the
College of Agriculture and Home
Economics are Kenny Martin,
Campus Party and Bob Smith,
Students' Party.
College of Commerce candidates
are Jerry Strieker, Students' Party, and 'John Beifuss, Campus
Party.'
Brjfus, election committee
said ID cards must be
presented when voting, and names
will be checked with a master list
of all students.
One person from each party will
be stationed at the polls at all
times in an attempt to avoid dishonesty as encountered in lust
year's general election, Beifuss

lege of Education.
,
Competing in the College of said.
Enginetiing are Bill Gott, Stu
Polls will be located at the

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'Niagara Among Voices9

Eileen FarrelL soprano opera star, will appear tonight Mi Memorial
Coliseum In the Central Kentucky Concert and Lectnre Series'
fifth presentation of the season.

Soprano To Perform
For Concert Series
Farrell, who once re- Niagara Is to waterfalls."
Miss Farrell's acting ability has
ovation for her
first aria in "Medea," will pre- also drawn high praise from many
sent selections from a variety of critics.
composers at 8:15 p.m. today in
A veteran of 15 years of concert
Memorial Coliseum.
work, Miss Farrell is a relative
The soprano is the fifth in a newcomer to the opera circuit. She
series of performers to be pre- made her debut with the San
sented by the Central ' Kentucky Francisco Opera Association, as
Leonora in "II Trovatore" Sept.
Concert and Lecture Series.
Eileen
ceived a

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She will be accompanied by
George Trovillo.
Last year Miss Farrell drew
flattering reviews for portrayal of
Cherubini's "Medea," which opened
the San Francisco opera season.
It was the American premiere
opera.
of the
San Francisco's most Influential
music critic was so pleased with
her performance that he said,
'Her voice Is to singers what

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lowing places: College of Arts and
Sciences, front of the Journalism.
Building; College of Agriculture
and Home Economics, Home
Economics Building and Agriculture Building; College of Education, front of McVey Hall; College
of Commerce and Graduate School,
front of White Hall; and College
of Engineering, Anderson Hall.

16. 1956.

Some of the selections she will
sing In tonight's performance
are "An die Lute." "Du liebst mich
nlcht," and "An die Leier' by Shu-ber- t;
"Fleur des bles,' and "Air
de Lla" from "L'Enfant Prodigue"
by Debussy; and Francis Poulenc'i
"Reine des mouettes."
Her final aria will be "Pace,
pace, mlo Dio" from "La Forza
del Destino" by Giuseppe Verdi.

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Dr. Gifford Blyton will speak
to the Young Republican Club
in the Men's Lounge of the SUB,
at 4 p.m today. His subject
will be parliamentary Procedure.
Dr. Blyton is a professor of
speech at the University and is
adviser to the Young Republican
Club.
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Phi Beta hap pa

Initiated yesterday Into Fhi Beta Kappa, national liberal arts
honorary, were (front row, left to right) Judith Williams, Jane
Ann Walsh, Evangeline Taylor, and Sara Jeau Riley. Back row,
Lloyd Cress, Ju-IIChou, Edward llumston, Katherine Card,
Whayne Priest, and Robert Odear Jr.
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Serug Gets 'Preview9 Of Christmas Hazards
By CAROLE MARTIN

Assistant Manafinc EdlUr

Ed Scrag sat on the edge of the
bed that Chriatmaa eve and stared
at the two white appendages that
were his feet.

Mo fif tnnui hiimm rats on his
arms. There must be a drait somewhere he thought Something
warned him that he was not alone,
and he half turned toward the
fireplace.
In front f the now dying coals
was a faceless ligare dressed in
morbid black. Scrag swallowed
hard and asked, "Who and what
are you?"
"I am the Ghost of Christmas
Past, the first of three who will
visit you tonight." came the

answer. And as it spoke the whole being
stature.
shriveled to a dwarf-lik- e
Feeling sure that he was dreaming,
Scrug grew bolder and Inquired as
to the purpose of the visit.
"Your x welfare!" said the ghost
And it put a strong hand gently
on Scrug's arm. "Rise, and come
walk with me.

man. I am the Ghost or cnrist-ma- s
Present."
Clothed in a green robe, the
gaunt visitor, had a genial face
and a cheery voice. "Touch my
robe," he said; and as Scrug did
room, fire, and night disappeared.
It was Christmas morning in
the city streets. Snow fell in large
help me!"
flakes and traffic was beginning to
Before Scmg realised what was Jam the roadways.
happening, similar scenes flashed
A station - wagon loaded with
before his eyes a terrified child, children, presents, and holiday Joy
a .speedometer that read 90, a
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SCOtcn NHK in a unfrri nami, panMiv approaching a stop street
perpendicular to the route of the
out, and a face of a woman look station wagon was another car.
ing at death.
Scrug strained his eyes against
They came closer and closer to the snow, but visibility was niL He
him tintll he clasped his hands to listened for something, anything,
his e$es to ward off the horror. and yet prayed for silence.
"SDiriri show me no more. Take
Suddenly it was warm and the
...
me awhy, I cannot bear this,' he air was heavy with activity. The
said.
white of the snow had turned into
Scrug awakened the white of starched uniforms.'
Much later
It was the Emergency Room of
from a fitfull sleep. Something
urged him toward, the door and fit. Damascus Hospital. Everyone
as he wrapped his fingers round seemed calm, but in a calculated
its knob, a voice exclaimed, hurry. "Three D.O.A. We can't tell
"Come in and know me better, yet whether the other three chil

Almost instantly they wer upon
a country road; there was a haze
over the nearby fields,
From behind them came a hor- rid squealing of brakes. A pause,
The mulching of steel and glass.
Another pause. And amidst the
moans, the cry "Oh God God

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dren can be saved," an interne told
the day nurse.
me if theyll lira, Spirit,"
. Tell
Scrug said with an Interest he had
never felt before. .
"I see the maimed and broken
bodies, but I cannot tell for sure,"
the Spirit answered. And he led
Scrug back to his room.
As the church tower bell sounded 12, the last of the three visitors
appeared to Scrug. Gloom and
misery were in its wake. One outstretched hand was all that was
visible of the shrouded phatom.
Dread filled Scrug's being as he
asked. "Am I in the presence of the
Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come?"
Though the spirit answered not,
Scrug cried, "Lead on, lead on!

Precious Is time."
This time the apparition bore
him to the University. A group of
students had 3ust returned after
the Christmas holidays and were
talking in the hall of one of the
dorms.
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inquiring.
"They say he was doing

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and

irleA to nass on a eurve. Sad. You
know he was supposed to graduate
this January. How U his fiancee
taking It? Scrug was on the way
to her house when It happened,"
the short one offered.
"It had to come sooner or later,
he was a terrible driver always
taking chances, driving when he
had been drinking heavily. I would
have later odds he'd have a bad
accident one of these days." a tall
boy added. "It's fortunate no one
else was hurt."
The three students faded away
and the ghost pointed an emaciated finger toward a grave somewhere in the distance.
"Oh no, no, Spirit! Help me! I
will live In the past, the present,
and the future. I shall not shut out
the lessons you have taught me,"
Scrug pleaded. '
And he prayed. The phantom s
hood shrunk and dwindled into his
bedpost.
Yes. he was back in his own
room and best of all. time was beto malts
fore him in 'which
amends.

Ag Departments
Created By UK Trustees

Religious Groups To Be Studied Three
University President, Dr. Frank
G. Dickey has named a committee
to study student religious groups
to see how much they can con- tribute to the University program.
explained further
Dr. Dickey
that the committee is to find out
"how they can contribute as much
as possible to the University with- out violatine the principle of sepa- ration of church and state."
New emphasis may be placed on
student religious centers as a result of the study to be made dur
ing the next few months.
Thp committee is made ud of
chaplains of the various groups
and administrative officials. They
report to Dr. Dickey by May
1, and he will take its recom- mendations to the Board of Trus- tees and the administration. .
"If certain recommendations

seem to be rather urgent," Dr.
Dickey said, "we can put them
into effect at the beginning of the
1960-6- 1
academic year."
He said the idea for the study
grew out of a meeting last month
at which the UK president and
most of the committee members In- formally discussed the problems of
religion and establishment of the

committee.
The committee members are the
Rev. Richard Carpenter, Christian
Student Fellowship; the Rev. H.C.
Fisher. Lutheran students: the
Rev. Thomas Fornash, Methodist
students; the Rev. Ralph A. Freed
Jr. United Church of Christ stu-wl- ll
dents.
The Rev. James F. Herlihy,
Roman Catholic students; the Rev.
John W. Israel, Lutheran students;
the Rev. Barney Keith, Church of
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The Civil Engineering seniors

memory of Prof. FranK J. Cheek.

Jr.

He designed and supervised the
construction of the hydraulic laboratory at; UK.
Charles Schimpeler, vice president of the local chapter of the
American Society of Civil Engineer's, said the seniors presented
the plaque because of Prof. Cheek's
dedication to his work.
Dr. Robert Shaver, dean of the
College of Engineering, said it was
a fitting tribute to the contributions Prof. Cheek made tb the Department of Civil Engineering and
to the entire college.
"This action on the part of the
student body marks in a very ap-

the group toured and inspected

the Atlanta area.
Included on their Itinerary were
tours of the Atlantic Steel Corporation. Carling Brewery, Roberts and Co., Association (architectural consultants), and attendance
at a business meeting of the
Georgia taction of the A.S.C.E.
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Garrigus was formerly chairman
of the Animal Industry group, and
is the associate director of the
Agricultural Experiment Station.
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Seath has been in charge of the
dairy section, and Insko had
charge of the poultry section in
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Animal Industry.
change does fiot mean
"This
that there will be any duplicating
courses in our training program
nor that we will work any less
closely and cooperatively together
in developing research and extension activities in the .are.as.pf mutual interest in'anima;hiftndry,
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dairying, nd poultry'-;-.'
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Two tickets are drawn for a cup
of espresso coffee each week.
Today's group will be able to
regard
propriate manner the high
by his stu- hear recorded dissertations if they
in which he was held
so desire, and the sessions are
dents," Dean Shaver said.
nearly 20 open to anyone Interested in earth
.for
"As his
years, I knew of his contributions science.

FREE with LIFETIME

Dr. C. H. DePuy. professor

chemistry, Iowa State College, will
speak Thursday at the meeting of
the American Chemical Society.
Dr. DePuy will talk on the "New
Chemistry of Unsaturated

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various engineering operations in

ing place of the Earth Science
Recognition Society.
; Sigma Gamma Epsilon holds its
meetings from 3 to i pjn. every
Wednesday at the mineralogy lab
in Miller Hall. During this social

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Welch added that the change Is
a "progressive step forward In encouraging and developing our
overall livestock Industry In Ken-

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Thirty members of the UK
and the position of high esteem chapter of the American Society
that was his in the eyes of his of Civil Engineers recently atstudents and the entire faculty as tended a meeting in Atlanta, Ga.
well."
Accompanied by S. A. Mory,
Prof. Cheek died in April. 1959.
professor of structural engineering,

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disease and parasite control, nutri
tion and related activities, the
work of the three departments will
be coordinated and integrated very
closely," Welch said.

UK trustees yesterday created
three new departments In the
College of Agriculture and Home
Economics.
The new departments are Animal Husbandry, Dairy, and Poultry. They were formerly sections
University professor of sociology. in the Animal Industry Group.
.
Dr. Ellis F; Hartford, chairman
"The change was made to give
of the Division of Foundations of full recognition to the growing
Education; Dr. Amry Vandenbbsch, importance of animal' husbandry,
director of the Patterson School of dairying, and poultry in Kentucky
Diplomacy and International Com- agriculture." Dr. Frank J. Welch,
merce.
dean of the .College of Agriculture
Salgat, director and Home Economics, said.
Miss Anne-Marofvthe University YWCA; Fred "The change is also . in keeping
Strache, director of the University with the administrative organizaYMCAT Dr. Doris M: Seward,-dea- n
instition of many land-graEmory Emmert, tutions throughout the country."
women and
of
president of the University Inter-falt- h he added.
Council.
W. P. Garrigus will head the
Animal Husbandry. section. Other
new department heads are" Dwight
M. Seath, Dairy, and W. M. InMco

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Civil Engineering Seniors
Dedicate Plaque To Gheek
yesterday dedicated a)plaque in

Christ students; the Rev. John
King. Westlminister Fellowship;
the Rev. Mary Ellen LaRue, Disciples of Christ students.
The Rev. Charles Lawrence.
Episcopal- - students; Rabbi Alan
Weitzman, Hebrew students; the
Rev. Calvin Zongker, Baptist Student Union; Dr. James Gladden,

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Dec. 16, 1959 -- 3

Price Is IliplU

SC Rejects Directory Increase
Student Congress Monday night
strongly rejected a move to raise
the price of student directories to
25 cents.
The motion to raise the directory's price followed a report made
by Diane Vittltow, chairman of
the SC directory committee.
Miss Vittltow explained to the
assembly the
origin of a story
which appeared in the Kernel last
week reporting that the price had
been raised to 25 cents.
An SC group met last Monday
night and decided to increase the
price of the booklet. After the
Kernel story appeared the group
decided to return to the
price.
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Another argument

Panel To Discuss
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Following Miss Vittltow'a report,
the congress moved
to increase the price of the book
to 25 cents.
SC treasurer Tom Young was
among assembly members supporting the price
increase. Young
argued that 10 cents would not materially affect a student's budget
and was not much money.
It was also argued that the
congress has exceeded its budget
by a substantial amount already..
SC lost approximately $600 on the
Homecoming Dance.
Opponents of the price hike
Cited that the directory was first
produced free as a service to stu-

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Plaque Presentation

"How Gradual Should Integration Be?" will be discussed at the
Political Science Club meeting at
3:30 p.m. today.
The panel discussion will be in
the Music Room of the SUB.
Members of the panel are Dr.
A. Lee Coleman, head of the So- riology Department;
Dr. E. A.
Trimble, head of the Political
Science Department.
The Rev. Charles H. Smith, pas- application to get In line for a
tor of the Shiloh Baptist Church;
loan," he added.
Peterson said no date for the and Prof. John E. Reeves of the
beginning of construction on the Political Science Department,
project has been set.

$1,800,000 Asked
For SUB Addition

Permission to apply to the Fed- eral Housing and Home Finance
Agency for a $1,800,000 loan to
construct an addition to the SUB
was given yesterday by the UK
Board of Trustees.
It had been thought earlier that
the addition could be built for

booklet will probably be less than
those of last year's. Typing costs
were $130 less than last year and
the number of books printed was
reduced from 5,500 to 5.000.
The motion was defeated by approximately a three-to-on- e
margin.
Another motion was introduced
to set the price of the directory at
15 cents. It was passed.
The directories should go on
sale late today or tomorrow.

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CASH AND CARRY

CLEANING and PRESSING

Engineering Dean R. E. Shaver, rlfht, Charles Schlm-pele- r,
and Mrs. Frank J. Cheek Jr. look at the plaque presented
by the senior civil engineers in memory of her husband, Prof.
Cheek. (See story on pace 2.)
C'oUfjtr of

against the price hike was that
Student Congress Is not expected
to make a profit from the directory. The 1950-C- 0 SC budget allots
$1,200 to the directory and makes
no allowance for a directory profit.
In addition, costs of this year's

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extra $300,000 will be needed to
build the addition.
"We're .still in the first stage on
the building," the vice president
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Historic event! DR. FROOD
REVEALS HIS ADDRESS

We've been programming it for
months now, but the preliminary and final plans still have to
be drawn up. This is merely an
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Mtinum. new 8S: S&W.SAO A CP Revolver, new $50: Colt
Automatic
VG 122.50; Cap
Ball, VG 170.
AMMUNITION

Dear Dr. Frood: If

c0

were demented
enough to want to write to you, how
Pen Pal
would I go about it?
I

to

can't afford to get married until I finish
college. She insists that two can live as
Is this true?
cheaply
as-on-

Dr. Frood

Dubious

Box 2990
Grand Central Station
New York 17, N.Y.

.735 Italian Military $8.50: .733 Italian Soft
Point $14: .733 Italian Hollowpolnt $9;
6 MM
Mauser MiliUry $3.50; 7 MM
Mauser Military $450; $.5 Italian Military W;
MM Lueer Military $7; 303
British Military $6; M Carbine I U.S.J $3.
Price are for 100. Will sell in any
quantity. Abo have funs and ammo not
listed. BRUCE MILLER itu4entr, 057
Furlong Dr. after S pm.
IlD4t

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Dear Dr. Frood: I told my fiancee we

Dear Pen Pal: Address your letter to:

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Rolletflex camera 3.5F. In
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xtelicnt condition. Call
FOR SALE Small Kenmore 3 gallon
ashing machine. Hose and wringer
Included. Good condition. Pair of adjustable sock stretchers. General Electric steam and dry Iron. Good working
condition. Pair of men's shoe roller
SKttes. Size 10. Prices reasonable. Dur
ing day phone University extension
2212. After 0 p.m., phone
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FOR SALE Elderly typewriter. L. C.
Smith. Excellent condition. Not modern
or
but efficient. $25. Phone

Dear Lovely:

I'll say anything you want me to.

CLASSIFIED
SALI

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a figure exactly like the Venus de Milo's.
Would you say I should be in the movies?

(See below)

rot

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,

Dear Dubious:
Yes. If they take turns eating.

No phone calls please. Thus far I've been
unable to have a phone installed here in
the box.

DR. FROOD ON HARASSING
HABITS OF ROOMMATES

FOR SALE

15D4t

LOST

One care oat size 44. Owner
picked up a size 40 by mistake. Lost
Meek ago at Jerry's Drive-IPhone
SAE house 230.
16DJt
LOST

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Dear Sinned Against: The most

suc-

traditional African
one. Mold a mall wax image of your
roommate. Then, at full moon, insert
half a dofcen common household pins into
,
the hands of the image.
cessful defense is the

Dear Dr. Frood: Our football team has
lost 8 games a year for the last 6 years.
How can we improve our record without
letting the old coach go? Alumni Pres.

Roommates resent these common faults in
roommates: Staring at my girl's picture.
Not staring at my girl's picture. Studying
when I'm not. Having a homely sister.
Having no sister at all. Only one thing is
more annoying than having a roommate
who always runs out of Luckies: Having a
roommate who doesn't smoke1 Luckies.

Dear Alumni Pres.:

n.

Schedule fewer games.

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FOUND

FOUND Overcoat In Laundry Room of
Bowman Hall. Call 3575 or 105. Brad
ley.
16DU

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WANTED

Two tour- WANTED DESPERATELY
15D4t
as men t tickets. Phone 3133.

4

COLLEGE STUDENTS SMOKE

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MORE LUCKIES THAN

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Ride to West Palm Beach.
Will share expenses. Phone

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WANTED Leader deliverer. lVa hours
0.
a day. December
$23 paid for
13 days. Call
13D2t

XSt

WANTED

Florida.

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15D4t

11-3-

Ride from Elsmeade Farm,
intersection of Ironworks Pike and Rus-se- ll
Cave Pike to UK each morning
Mon. thru Frt. and back In afternoon
during second semester. Phone 4516.
15D4t
Jerry Staton.
RIDER WANTED to Oklahoma or Texas
during Holidays. Call K. Berry
15D2t
or Dept. of Psychology.

ANY OTHER REGULAR!

WANTED

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WANTED Two persons desire ride to
Chicago. Contact Bruce Campbell. P. O.
l6D2t
Box 3105. Univ.
MISCILtANtOUS
WANTED To Flndlay. Ohie
near Toledo. One or two persons.
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Leaving Dec. 1$ or 17. Call
TYPING Will do all kinds of typing.
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Doll Martin.
Phone

Dear Dr. Frood: I was out with my girl
and I saw this old lady and I laughed and
1 said, "Did you ever see such a worn-oold hag?" and my girl told me it was her
ut

mother. What can

1

do now?
Outspoken.

Dear Outspoken: Take your left foot in
your right hand and Jerk sharply until it
comes out of your mouth.

When it comes to choosing their regular smoke,

r fine tobacco.
college students head right
Result: Lucky Strike tops every other regular
sold. Lucky's taste beats all the rest because
L.S.M.F.T. Lucky Strike mearis fine tobacco.

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TOBACCO AND TASTE TOO FINE TO FILTER!

RIDERS
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* The Kentucky Kernel

Popularity And Politics
It has been

some, years since UK

was represented in "Who's Who In
American Colleges and Universities"
and, if certain campus trends are
any indication, the University should
get back on the bandwagon.
With the demise of "Who's Who"
here, students who fancied themselves BMOC's were forced to adopt
new methods of. getting their hallowed names before the world. Student government, long a haunt for
d
prestige hunters, was
inundated with droves of office seekers hoping to build themselves up in
the eyes of the world.
group-minde-

If student government at UK had
been a massive publicity contest before, it became a Cecile B. DeMille
type production, and still is. In the
race for power and prestige Greek
groups have founded parties, disbanded them, formed new coalitions
g
and disbanded old ones in the
jockeying for position.
never-endin-

Contrary to political propaganda
alluding to high ideals of democracy
and justice for all, campus political
parties rise and fall with the tides of
Greek publicity consciousness.

Few students run for student government offices out of a desire to
rectify any grievous wrongs or bring
great good to the University through
Student Congress. In a shamefully
high number of instances they run

Entered at the Pout Office at Lexington Kentucky at aecond clan matter under the Art of March 8, 1879.
Published four timet a week during the regular arhnnl year except holidayi and eiamf.
SIX DOLLARS A SCHOOL YEAH
.

motives.

Bob

what-have-yo-

u

,

To keep their memberships from
leaving to form new parties, the
political groups in power must win
elections and get- members of all
groups into office to preserve party
unity. To win elections they whip
platforms full of
up frothy candy-lik- e
nebulous promises intended to offend
as few as possible and never seriously
expected to be carried out.
-

campaign based on issues on this
campus in many years. No one would
ever mention the fact, if the party
irr power for three years had failed
to enact a single plank from its
platform; that calling for University
furnished motorscooters for freshmen
without cars is impractical; and disbanding the faculty to finance the
student directory is not plausible.

If national elections were conducted on the same plane, the brother
of Abraham Lincoln's assassin would
have polled more votes than Lincoln
himself. Clark Gable would have
been our wartime president instead of
Franklin D." Roosevelt, and Liberace
would be Secretary of State.
At the risk of being branded reactionary, we ask for a good five
cent cigar, and
elections.
old-fashion-

ed

Or, We Really Don't Mean It
. After spending our

time'