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The

Annual
Arts And Sciences
Lecture Thursday

LEXINGTON,

KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, MARCH 25, 1949

Wildcats To Defend
NCAA Title In Seattle
By Dudley Saunders

musters vie willi Oklahoma A. & M.'s dekoiiiuky's
fensive masieis tomorrow night in Seattle for the NCAA baskct-lial- l
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A.&M.'s 23-- 4 record.
Tomorrow night's encounter will
be only the third meeting in the
history of the two schools. Kentucky won the initial meeting in
the consolation game of the 1944
NIT,
Bob Kurland and Floyd
Burdette, former Murray star and
present Alabama coach, were the
Aggie stars, and Bob Brannum,
Jack Tingle and Jack Parkinson
were the Kentucky standouts in
those days.
The Aggies won the second meeting,
in the 1946 Sugar BowL
Most of Kentucky's present crew
was around then, as were several
of this year's Aggie team.
Thus, the championship clash will
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37-3- 1,

Members of the executive committee of the IIoue
Kellry, adviser, about the Career Conference which
Brit? White, Trggy Johnston, Margaret Wilson, Misk
Jane Finiry, and Evelyn Crawford. The conference Is
Council.

Vocational Information
On Campus April
5-- 7;

President' council confer with Miss Virginia D.
begins April S. They are (left to right) seated:
Kcilcy. Standing: Barbara Mandt, Ruth Adams,
sponsored annually by the House President's

Guignol Selects

Conference To Be Held Cast For Play
Federal Official To Talk By Hart, Kaufman

By Nell Blair
The Vocational Information Con-ference, originated primarily for Uie
benefit of freshman and sophomore
woman students and sponsored by
the dean of women's office and the
House Presidents Council, will be

ment of Labor in Washington, will, Discussion groups will also be held
be the principal speaker at the con- from 6 p.m. in the SUB.
ference. Seventeen other persons
Purpose To Inform
have been scheduled to speak durThe main purpose will be to ining the three day meeting.
form the students of the training
Miss Miller will address a spe- possibilities at the University in the
held on campus April
opening the con- fields which are represented in the
The conference, held for the past cial convocation
4 p.m. April 5 in Me- conference.
lour years in conjunction with the ference at
morial Hall. Her topic will be
The fields to be discussed are pubJob Conference, is being held as a "Women of the World Today."
lic health, elementary education,
separate event this year to further
aid the students in their choice of Vocational displays will be ex- journalism, medical technology, soi, career and to give them the lat- hibited in the departments partici- cial work, secretarial, personnel,
est authoritative information in vo- pating in the conference. The theme music, physical education, art and
will be "Jobs? Information, Please." architecture, nursing education, recational fields.
Department heads and professors ligious education, secondary educaWashington Woman To Speak
conferences tion, home economics, library sci- Miss Frieda S. Miller, director of will hold individual
ence, speech therapy, and radio.
the women's bureau, U. S. Depart with the students from April
1!

5-- 7.

Literary Scries

Tau Beta Pi Pledges Tapped

Features Talks

(Gently)

Language Conference
To Begin Thursday
j

The Wildcats will be after thcli
second consecutive NCAA title and
their third national championship
in four years,. Hank Iba's Western
NCAA champions are seeking their
third NCAA crown. They won in
1045 and 1940.
This season the Wildcats have
won 32 and lost two, compared to

45-2- 9.

Number 20

(li;itnionslii.

Sidney Cox

Prol. Sidney Cox, critic and teacher of creative writing at Dartmouth
College, will give two lectures on
the campus today.
The New England educator has
come to Lexington under the sponsorship of the University literary-dramatscries. His first lecture is
scheduled for 3:30 p.m. in room
203 of the Home Economics Building at 7:30 p.m. Both lectures are
open to the public.
ic

Rosemary

Hammer Ceremony

Hilling

search of their pledges. When the

The halls of Anderson Hall resounded with the penetrating bong
of the Tau Beta Pi gong Monday.
The mystery? Simply that the
Alpha chapter of Kentucky Tau
Beta Pi association, honorary engineering fraternity, has tapped
forty pledges this week.
The tapping ceremony was Ihe
center of interest throughout the

select one was discovered he was
tapped (gently) with the wooden
sledge hammer carried by the active. Then he left the classroom
with the active, who led him to
the gong in the central study hall.
The chosen pledge then "bonged
the gong," and proudly wrote his
name on the study hall blackboard
as a Tau Beta Pi pledge.
college. Active members of Tau
Tapping Invades Classroom
Beta Pi. clad in cap and gown, inThis is the first time that the
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vaded engineering classrooms in

A complete cast has been selected for the coming Ouignol production, "George Washington
Slept
Here," a comedy by Moss Hart and
George Kaufman. A tentative owning date of May 2 has been set, according to Wallace Briggs, director.
The play is built around the pur
chase of a farm house in Connecticut by Newton and Annabcllc Fuller,
sophisticated New Yorkers. It is a
very special house, however, since
George Washington
once "slept
there." Neither lead has .ever lived,
on a' farm and their adventures
make up the comedy hit.
The cast is as follows:
Annabelle Fuller, Florence Scott,
Lexington: Newton Fuller, Wallace
Briggs, director of Guignol; Mr.
Kimbcr, Harry Stanton, student;
Madge Fuller, Margaret Larkin, student; Steve Eldcridse Joe Knight,
student; Katie, Ruby Evans Hart,
extension department; Mrs. Douglas,
Maxine Perrine, Margaret I. King
Clayton Evans, Joseph
Library;
Dress, student.
Rena Leslie, Eleanor Crain,, Lex- ington; Hester, Jane Lee Forrest
horticulture department; Raymond,
Grady Sellards, Lexington school
student; Uncle Stanley, Ed Henry,
Transylvania student; Leggett Fra-zc- r.
Jack Money, student; Tommy
Hughes, Jack Rice, student; Sue
Barrington, Diann McKaig, student; Miss Wilcox, Marian Honeywell, student; and Mr. Prescott,
'
Jewell Doyle, Lexington.

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By Jo Davis
Delia Tuu Dc.ta was awarded the
cup in the men's division of the
ong for the
eleventh time Wednesday night in
Memorial Hall, and Alpha Xi Delta
took first place in the woman's division. Sigma Nu and Alpha Delta
Pi were runners-u- p
in the men's
and women's divisions, respectively.
Preliminary competition was con-- 1
ducted Monday and Tuesday nights
to determine participants in the
final judging. In addition to the
four groups mentioned above, Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Lambda Chi
Alpha were selected from the men's
groups; and Delta Zeta and Chi
Omega were chosen
from the
,
women's groups.
Delta Tau Delta, directed by Jack
Fcierabcnd, sang "Jonah Had a
Whale of a Time in a Whale,"
"Delta Shelter." and "Hallelujah,
Amen" (Handeli, to win first honors in the men's division. Alpha
Xi Delta, directed
by Charlotte
Watson, sang "Quest," and "Blue
Moon" to win the women's division.
Dells Won Last Year
Delia Tau Delta also won the
men's cup last year, while Jewell
Hall won the women's cud. The
Jewell Hall group was eliminated
Tuesday night in this year's competition.
The time limit for each group's
performance was eight minutes, including getting on and off the stage.
Women's organizations
wore formats, while dress was optional in
the male groups.
Judges Listed
Judges for the final event were
Eudora South, Frankfort; George
Anders, Georgetown; and Dr. Richard Warner, Berea.
The annual
Sing is
sponsored Jointly by Phi Beta, Phi

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Mary Evelyn Rose, song leader for the winning Alpha Xi's (center above) looks over the judge's rating
shafts while friends crowd around offering congratulations. Memorial Hall was filled to capacity for the
Sing.
thirteenth annual

University Is Host
To
Meeting
3-D-

Robert Coffin,
Bowdoin Poet,
To Speak Here
Robert Peter Tristram Coffin, poet in residence at Bowdoin College,
Brunswick, Maine, win be the sixth
visiting writer to appear at UK in
the University's literary - dramatic
series.
His first lecture, "The Substance
of Poetry," will be given Tuesday
in Memorial Hall at 8 p.m. He will
speak Wednesdar at the University
Training School Auditorium at 8
pjn. and Thursday in Guignol Theater at 3 p.m.
Coffin is well known ' throughout
the United States as a poet, author,
ilustrator, and teacher. He has
taught at Bowdoin and Wells College for over two decades and has
lectured at many other colleges and
universities.
He was selected as a Rhodes
Scholar before World War I and
won the Pulitzer Prize in Poetry in
1936. He was elected to the Na
tional Institute of Arts and Let
ters in 1945.
Coffin is the author of 35 books
covering a range of subjects from
the life of Archbishop Laud to a
volume of ballads. His revised and
enlarged "Collected Poems" is on
sale at the Campus Bookstore.
Jllustrates Own Books
He also illustrates his own books
and is bringing to Lexington the
manuscript of a new volume with
drawings. Dr. Herman E. Spivey,
head of the English department.
relates having seen Coffin auto
graph a book for a friend illustrat
ing some poems in the volume with
sketches and caricatures.
Coffin is especially noted for his
depiction of life in Maine, his home
state. Prof. Grant C. Knight, professor of American literature, describes Coffin's poetry' as being "ballad-like
in form, spirit and matter.
although his outlook is on the whole
optimistic and lacking in the irony
of another poet of Maine life, Edwin Arlington Robinson."
"Affection For Comomn Man"
Dr. Knight also said that Coffin
has a "rather confident and appreciative view of American democracy
and an affection for the common
man."
Dr. Spivey adds that Coffin
cne of the Jollicst and liveliest poets
I have ever heard and is especially
well acquainted with college life
because of his many college affiliations."
Following his lecture Tuesday the
English department will give a reception in his honor in the Home
Economics Building. The lectures
and the reception will be open to
v
the public.

Mu Alpha, Mortar Board, and Omi-cro- n
Delta Kappa.
Participating groups in the men's
division in the order of their original appearance included Phi
Sigma Kappa, Kappa Alpha, Sigma
Alpha Epsilon, Kappa Sigma, Sigma Nu, Delta Tau Delta. Lambda
Chi Alpha, and Sigma Phi Epsilon.
Participants in the Women's division in the order of original appearance in the preliminaries Tuesday night were Delta Delta Delta,
Patterson Hall, Chi Omega, Kappa
Kappa Gamma, Alpha Gamma Del
ta. Alpha Delta Pi, Kappa Delta,
Alpha Xi Delta, Kappa Alpha
Theta. Boyd Hall, Zeta Tau Alpha,
Jewell Hall, and Delta Zeta.
Big Crowds Attend
audCapacity or
iences attended the performances all
three nights. Generous applause, led
by contingents of the competing
groups, seated in the audience, was
awarded each group of selections.
Couiietitivc feeling ran high, and
the announcement of each night's
winners was greeted with enthusiastic cheers and screams.
of
A much smaller percentage
men's groups than women's groups
entered the contest, but it was agreed
by most of the audience that the
mens' groups were uniformly above
average.
,
Ushers were members of Omicron
Delta Kappa and Mortar Board.
The Sigma Nu's, runncrs-u- p
in the
men's division, were directed by Ted
Haley. They sang "White Star of
Sigma Nu," "O Bone Jesu," by Pales trina, and the French national
anthem, "La Marsaillaise."
Runners-u- p
in the woman's division, the Alpha Delta Pis, sang
"You'll Never Walk Alone," and
"Sourwood Mountain." They were
directed by Mary Montague.

By Robert G. Smith

Robert

Peter Tristram Coffin.
Poet in Residence at Bowdoin College, will deliver the opening lecture of the second University of
K.eniucicy Foreign Language Conference to be held Thursday through
Saturday. Mr. Coffin wiil spe.ik at'
3 p.m. Thursday in the Guignol

Theater.
The theme for this year's

con-

ference is "Fore;gn Languages in
Democratic Education."
Over 100 persons from 23 states
and Canada will participate in tiie
three day lectures and sessions.
Kuiper To Give Address
Professor John Kuiper. head of
the department of philosophy at
the University of Kentucky, will
present the annual Arts and Sciences Distinguished Professor Lecture at 7:15 p.m. Thursday in Memorial Hall in connection with the
conference. His lecture will be "Creativity in Nature and in Man.'
The third lecture will be givr-at 9 a.m. Friday, by Dr. Wal'.er V.
Kaulfers,
professor
of educaUon
and specialist in foreign languages
curricula at the University of Illinois. Dr. Kaulfers, who will speaic
on "Nothing Today Is Foreign," i.r
one of the outstanding men in the
field of teaching of foreign languages, according to Dr. J. W. D.
Above is a recent portrait of Robert P. Trissram Coffin, noted poet,
Skiles, head of the ancient lanwho will deliver the first address of the Language Conference here
guages department and director of
next week.
Jie conference.
Lectures Scheduled
Lectures also will be given at It
a.m. Friday in Memorial Hall and
Memoriol Hall Movie:
at 7:45 p.m. Friday in the SUB.
"Holy Matrimony"
Other lectures include Dr.
"Holy Matrimony,"
a. Ntda of the American Bible
Vacancies in the Student GovernMonty Wooly and Gracie Fields, 3ociety; Dr. M. Blakemore Evans,
ment Association assembly will be will be shown at Memorial Hall professor emeritus of German. Ohio
The first show will State University, and lecturer in
filled at an election scheduled for March
begin at 7 p.m. and the second it German, Capital University; Prot.
April 12.
8:34 p.m.
George E. Mylonas, Washington
Qualifications for SGA member-shi- p
University, St. Louis; John Jcob
are a 1.3 accumulative stand-- 1
Niles, American folk singer. Lexing and one semester's residency.
ington; and Dr. Samuel G. Inman,
Applications aiay be made at Uie
specialist in Latin-Arican affairs.
office.
registrar's
University of Kentucky.
In addition to the main
Vacancies to be filled by the respective colleges are as follows:
Virginia Henry was voted pre;.i about 80 short speeches will be givArts and Sciences
three lower-cla- dent of the campus YWCA at the en in smaller groups by persons participating in the conference from
men, three ippcrclass men, anMial YW elections Wednesday.
The losing candidate for the pres the various states and Canada.
one lowerclass woman, one upper-claSection Announced
woman, and one representa- idency, Dorothy Doyle, became the
The speeches have been divided
new vice president.
tive at large, man or woman.
e,
into the following sections:
Others officers are Juanitia
Agriculture
one lowerclass man,
who won over Eloise Ewbank Friday, 1:30 .m., Fraiee Hall
and one woman at large.
Classical languages, room 106
One upperclass man, for secretary, and Jo Daugherty,
Commerce
German, room 204
who defeated Kathy Barnett for
and one woman and one man at
Romance languages, room 20.1
treasurer.
large.
Comparative literature, room 2fl
Miss Henry, an arts and sciences
Engineering one lowerclass man,
Biblical and patnsuc languages,
junior, has served as program
one upperclass man, and one repreroom 302.
chairman and social chairman of
sentative at large.
the YW. She has been a member Saturday, a m., r'razee Hall
Graduate School two represen- of the Interfaith Council. Pitkin
Classical languages, room 106
tatives at large.
German, room 204
Club, Chi Delta Phi literary honorhonorary,
French, room 201
Voting machines will be used in ary. Cwens leadership
Spanish, room 202
the election, and all students are and Alpha Lambda Delta scholar(Continued on Page Thre.
eligible to vote.
ship honorary.

SGA Balloting

Set For April

Eu-;e- ne

starring

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Henry Elected
YWCA President

Vio-lett-

Delta Tau Delta And Alpha Xi Delta Win First Place Awards
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UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY

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Dr. Edwin E. Stein, head of the music department, presents cups to the winners of the annual All- Campus Sing. (Left to righ"j) songleaders Mary Montague, Alpha Delta Ft. Mary Evelyn Rose, Alpha Xi
Delta, Jack Feierabeud, Delta Tau Delta, and Ted Haley, Sigma Nu, represent their groups.

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Jolin R. Cox
Jerry Pinch
Feature Editor
and
Kent Hollingsworth Sports Dudley
Editor
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Reporters Jobie Anderson, Roberta
Colo,
Clarlclc, Temple
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News r "tor
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How dull existence will be here
Davis, Earl Conn, Yolande Coulter,
weeks away
Nancy Cask in,
Ura Freed man,
Francis Heilard. Rosemary Hilling,
Leonard Kernen, Marilyn Kiltnis, RWTOmauii!UUlUim
Ownles JVecfcel taa Joa.i Coot...
Henry Moloney, Bill Maasfiekl,
Adv. ."oliciiors
Melvin Mitchell, Dorothy Neal,
Per-PrMary Beit McKcnna .
Clrc :tion Kenn Wood. Bob Smith, Otis
Tackett, Ann Tracy. Bar-baP.u:.t.y Russell
ider lclna- - Ann Warren, Jane Webb,
News nr.sk: Nell Rlr.ir.
Tom Wilburn.
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Alas, No Big Welcome

The University of New Mexico at
Albuquerque, N. M, allows no disJ'oi some weeks Itsi idling events were recalled as happening crimination in its social fraternities. According to the dean of men
h f..re or alter "The 1U- The Team Came Nome," in capital let- - the ruling says that "No new fra
Of Halley's Omiet" or "The Summer ternity with a discriminatory clause
l. rs. i.iiIm- like "The Y
Of IJ.c Ixxus. I'lagac" r southing. The welcome-homaffair
(l into a
( loj
celebration of momentous projKir-tionsFrom the New Mexico Lobo, we
not soon to lc forgotten hy those liuly enugh to have
,
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pan in ll.
Ukdi
paign. Signs have been distributed
I'nfoi'iiiiiaK ly,
.itn' traveling schedule doesn't per- - all over the campus, includinj
mil su.h a "Wild,
this year. To replace it, a "Wild- - "Keep the Grass for Smooching
and "Ouch! Don't Ruin the Oay
has lecn set Tor a week from Xfonday, young BIades.-- .
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rai Appreiianon
to hoiioi a leaui thai i'i four years has given the University and
I. inion more publkuv ihan dozens of public relations offices Coed uiP overheard at a mod- i
em dance recital: "I just love '.hat
and .hamUrs l coimnerce rould have pulled out of ihe hat.
nandsome b,ond. He has legs Just
Siaued lv a croup of
townsneonle. the dav has like mv frog in Zoology Lab!"
all the earmarks of another notable event. And students can
A sociology student came up wiOi
si ill welcome the Cats vlmi they get into town Sunday night.
this choice answer on a recent
But is still ceeius as if there'll be something missing you quiz: Delinquent children are those
roul.l call it a festive air, or something similar that definitely wno nave reached the a8e xhen
' they want to do what papa and
was present last year.
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pleasure to hundreds and the pleasure of group singing to hun- - which would have come off if only
tlreds of students who might otherwise not get the opportunity somebody hadnt squeaied
"A Valparaiso College visitor with
for it.
'Count Ivan Weherdenof," the Rus- F.iit there is one iNng Uiat the sponsoring groups ODK, sian consulate in Washington, who
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KERNEL

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Pooe Two

art artist said. . "Instead, they ask
their girl friends, and no girl would
tell even her best friend how to bag
a mink coat. So, they tell each
other to get thin, when all the time
we like 'em chubby."

One man cant understand why
women spend "dollars and hours
putting paint on their faces and
taking pounds off their hips, v. hen
everyone knows that no really dis- ceming man ever notices a girl
from the neck up. if the rest of
her landscape is interesting."
"Ceilir.s
"lot. to Control Tower: engire is
zero, my
missing my" wheels, won't come
down, and I'm out of gas. What
snould 1 do?"
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long pause): "Repeat after me.
"Our Father who art In Heaven,.."
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Plainsman

Dear Editor:
Of all the disgusting things!!!
I have checked up on the identity
of the, students who wrote the letter to you last week about "hopscotch tournaments" and find that
they are seniors in journalism!
What is the University coming
to when seniors in journalism indulge in such childism shenanigans?
two students
Imagine! These
should be worrying about their
inforthcoming
comprehensives
stead of dawdling away their time
with thoughts of childish sports.
If two seniors in economics or
animal husbandry or some similar
course had written the letter, I
would have thought nothing of it.
But that two of my colleagues
should stoop so low is abominable!
I recommend that the head of
the journalism department give
each of these students a special
thesis to write before graduation
occupy
so that they may
with higher thoughts.
Disgustedly,
ANOTHER JOURNALISM
SENIOR
theu-mind- s

pear

Editor-

Dear Editor:
Some people would do anything
to get their picture in the paper;
I refer to the picture of those four
standing in front
of the Guignol Theater in fur coats
that came out in last week's paper.
I wouldn't be surprised if they
phatic NO!
We advocate immediate expulsion didnt try to pull something lewd
when the play "George Washington
of these twn mental derelicts.
Slept Here'" comes to the Guignol
SEVERAL
in the near future.

a kindergarten or a nut house!
Do we want the Intellectual tone
of our University drug to a new
low? Do we want hopscotch -- ourts.
on the floor of our new fieldhouse?
Do we want low grade morons running loose on our campus? To all
these questions, we answer 3n em-

FORD-U-DRIVE-

Dear Editor:

The letter appearing in the Kernel last week about starting a "hopscotch" tournament here is ti
most stupid, outlandish, atrocious
thing w've read in your paper so
far. Who are these two jerks wh.
believe that hopscotch will bujid
up muscles and help draw straight
lines? Do they suck lollipops in
class, and wear pinafores alio siioit

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The mental stature of these two
retarded adolescents should be put
to the test, and they should b
placed in an institution more n
keeping with their states of mind

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of the University of Kentucky to
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MilIer Ha geologv llblai.y
any- laboratory
and mineralogy
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jate at night with material that
cannot be taken from Miller Hall.
We are sure one look would ioii- vince anyone that we need better

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them up and they'd start barking,
The only trouble Is that some
people complained about the pups
to the dormitory manager. It seems
that the mascots are kept in the
boiler room, where the boys hang
their wet laundry, and their clothes
are beginning to have that "es- sence of puppies" smell. That's too
bad, because now the puppies have
to leave "

doesn't he bring his own coke sowe
can have a party?
Thirdly, we were extremely shcr.
of experienced help this year, and
would have welcomed any suer-tion- s
in order to publish a bit'st'
and better Kentuckian.
Fourthly, the annual has been at
the printers for a month, and we
are thankful that we could work on
the durn thing in such crowded
quarters. This is for your information, Mr. Apley.
Your for a bigser and better
Kyian.
STAFF MEMBER

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COUSIN WEAKEYES

Dear Editor:
The Honorable Early Gorge Ap- ley, who wrote that cynical letter
concerning
the Kentuckian last
week, is obviously a schmoe. If

office some day when the staff is
ai wuik ite uuuiu uc uniei ly uisap- pointed to see that we actually do
work-mam-

but

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In tne "rst place, he should have
enough sense to spell his name
"Gorge" instead of "George" if he
wants it spelled correctly in the an- -

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Secondly, if he thinks all we do
is drink cokes and converse whv

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It causes the ounpet k'oii i) break down into something like a
ft infest lo see vhkh proi.sional director can turn out the lxst
thorns out .' ihc raw mateiial that hires him.
Ouiside help is supposed lo be forbidden in other campus
;y floats, and many groups don't use
piojrtts, suth as the May
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THE

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Language Conference
(Conunuea from

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room 302
Romance languages
Spanish

(Quignnl

Play Planned

play in Spanish will be
A
presented by Georgetown College at
3:30 p.m. Saturday in the College of
Education auditorium. The play by
Cervantes, "Burlas y Veras." has
been modernized by Carlos Garcia-Pradone-a-

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planned for 6 p.m. Friday and 12:45
p.m. Saturday in the SUB. Lectures
will follow the dinners.
Dr. Skiles has announced that
anyone who wants a printed program of the conference ran obtain
it from the department of ancient
languages in Frazee Hall.
Dr. A. E. Bigge, head of the department of German language and
literature, and Dr. Hobart Ryluiul,
head of the department of romance
languages, are serving as associate
directors of the conference.

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Art Exhibit Contains
Work Of UK Students
.1

Beverly Davis, Cecil Thrasher Jr.,
ond Maurice Warner, students in
the art department, are represented
in the exhibition of works of college
students in the Southeastern area,
held in connection with the regional
meeting of the Art Association in
Louisville, yesterday and today.
Prof. Edward Rannells, head of
the department of art, and Clifford
Amyx, Dord Fitz, and Ann Green,
assistant professors in the art de-

Seen leaving the Quadrangle are three new pledges or Tau Beta IM,
liuiMH-arengineering fraternity. I,eft to right) Krnest Coulter, Koy
Cole, and Kuliert Johnson wear oversized Tau Itrt