xt7b2r3nwc6c https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7b2r3nwc6c/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19151007 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, October 7, 1915 text The Kentucky Kernel, October 7, 1915 1915 2012 true xt7b2r3nwc6c section xt7b2r3nwc6c THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Pormerly THE IDEA State University of Kentucky VOL. VUL KENTUCKY WITH STATE LEXINGTON, GOES SEVERAL VARSITY INTO MEN GAME EARLHAM INJURED LIST Server, Thompson Crutcher, Dempsey, Rodes, ana aenraaer may wot nay m Saturday's Game. GOOD Corn ON CHANGES IN THE LINE - UP ARE State "will oppose the eleven from Earlham College, Richmond, Indiana, on Stoll Field Saturday afternoon for the second game of the season. The Blue and White varsity will go Into the game seriously handicapped, as Server, Thompson, Crutcher, Dempsey, Rodes, Corn and Schrader are on the "nurses' list." Most of these men will bo able to play though with char-li- e horse's, hurt joints, and other ail ments, their best work will not be forthcoming. George Park, one of the scrubs, and a brother of Jim and Curt Park, .had the misfortune to break his nose one4 day last week. As Earlham is put down on the schedule as one of the practice games, many of the scrubs and Freshmen will men be used. Tigert had thirty-thre- e out in togs last Saturday and thirty-onof them were used in the game. Earlham, it will be remembered, was defeated by the Blue and White team 81 to 3 last year. This team, however, is always reckoned as good as Butler, so the rooters may expect to see a good if not a better article of ball Saturday than was put up in our opening game. The ' weather, it is hoped, will be more suitable for the sport. It is not unlikely that several changes will ibe noticed in the line Saturday. Coach Tigert would not say how he expected to play the men. Kinne may be seen in action on end in place of Simpson and Schrader also may be used in this position. Britton will probably go to fullback with the big Simpson at guard or tackle. This seems to be the logical position for the Lexington youth. The side line enthusiasts would welcome Capt. Schrader back on end, as he played a stellar game at this place last season. No one doubts Britton's ability to play fullback. Dr. Tigert will go to Mississippi to be present at the Transylvania-Mississipp- i A. & M. game. Southern writers are not considering Transylvania big games. as one of Mississippi's Coach Stewart hopes to "slip up" on the big Aggies as he did on the Ohio University eleven in September. Assistant Coach Tuttle will have charge of the team Saturday. i ANNOUNCED LI U. TEAM Lack of Team Work Is Noted In the Work of the Wildcats 33-- 0 WAS THE SCORE State christened her new Blue and White football gridiron last Saturday by defeating the Butler College boys 33-It was each team's first start this season and consequently poor football was played. The superior attacks and the open field running of the ly Rodes and Hayden, is responsible for the 33 points. Rodes played his expected star game, Grabfelder showed up well, Captain Schrader had an except when called on to punt, and Hayden proved a "find" for the coaches. Several times he skirted the ends for considerable gains and as one has said did a Ruth St. Denis through the whole Butler team. In the line Dempsey and Britton proved to be the surprises. Both of hese men seemed to be in every play. Crutcher, Server, Clayton, Thompson and Simpson also played good game, howtvtr, a lack of team work In the line was apparent. Server kicked off to Butler. State held them for downs and on the next play Rodes went across from the ard line. This happened within the first three minutes of play. Schrader missed goal. Three minutes later "Grabby" grabbed an attempted forward pass of Butler on their line and ran through a broken field for the second touchdown. "Dutch" booted the oval squarely between the posts on this occasion. Server kicked off again. A few minutes later Rodes carried over the third touchdown. The Butler boys were evidently suffering from a bad attack of stage fright, or else they were still gazing at State's now "fixed up" field and not playing football. Butler began a series of rushes at tho beginning of tho next quarter and MINING SOCIETY MEETS. mado first down four times in sucAt a meeting of the Kentucky Min- cession. Tho situation was critical ing Society in the Mining nulldlng last when Butler fumbled on State's lino and Hedges recovered. CapTuesday night, tho named officers were elected for the ensuing term: tain Gqode, Quarterback Bonliam and president, Piedmont Hill; vice presi- Halfback Loy, who played the best dent, Fred Jones; secretary and treas- game for tho visitors throughout, backs,-particul- ar: e off-da- indi-idu- thirty-y- d urer, James F. Irvine. (Continued on Page 3) PROGRAM GIVEN 'INTERCLASS No. 3 MEET TRACK BY UNION SOCIETY TO BE HELD OCTOBER BUTLER PROVES EASY EOR KENTUCKY, OCT. 7 1915, 16 A Enthusiasm Is Manifest and State Has Best Prospects Good Program Announced Npw MptnW(1 avo In Years For Winfor the Meeting Next F.m-nining Team Saturday The Union Literary Society met in its hall, on the third floor of the Gym nasium Building, last Saturday night and a good program was given. It was one of the most interesting meetings in the history of the society. Several new men were initiated and the' names of others presented for membership. In the absence of Messrs. J. H. Coleman and C. R. Bourland, G. R. Smith and H. Felix were placed on the program. In the business session the important change was made that the society should meet at 7 p. m., the pro gram to last until 8:30 and the business meeting from 8:30 until 9 o'clock. This arrangement gives all an opportunity to go to town after the society closeB. President J. T. Gooch insists that all .members be prompt .and Invites all who are interested in literary society work to pay them a visit. Watch the buleetln board in the hall of the Main Building for the weekly program. The following program will be given by the members of the society next Saturday evening at 7 p. m.: Devotional exercises H. Felix. Seven minute speeches by the following new members initiated at the last session J. B. Hutson, J. V. Sellers, E. C. Kelley, V. Mills, C. P. Wy-at- t, W. Garrison. "Reasoning, Inductive and Deductive" W. D. Iler. "Edgar Allen Poe" H. Scott. Critic E. J. Elmer. Business meeting. All members are urged to be present and those who are Interested in literary work are invited to pay us a visit. . TO HAVE NORMAL CLASS Instruction To Be Given Men Who Expect To Teach H. G. Stack, physical director, will start a normal class the early part of next week for men who are Interested In or who may some day expect to secure a position ns gymnasium The work will consist of light physiology and anatomy. Light gymnastic drills ami simple dances will bo taught, also kinesiology, or the study of tho mechanism of tho joints. The class will meot two hours a week, tho time to bo arranged to suit "'oso who wish to enter. GOOD MEN ARE OUT The Patterson Literary Society met In Its hall on the third floor of the H. G. Gym last Saturday; evening. The Tho new physical director, Stack, announced Tuesday that the lnter-clas- s track meet which was to have been held at the trotting track last Saturday afternoon, will be held Saturday, October 16, on Stoll Field. Mr. Stack seems to have awakened interest in this branch of athletics, which for many years past has only been considered in a manner. Teams have been one or teams and often some of the best track material in the University failed to appear in a track suit. This Is not to be the case this year and Mr. Stack intends to turn out a track team worthy to oppose any team in this part of the country. He himself Is no "mean" track man, and is a high hurdler of national fame. In Bill Kendrick, a California the coach will have a man whom he expects to trim any man in he South this year. Only last Saturday he went out and cleared the bar at 5 feet 11 Inches, thus breaking all previous Kentucky He records. made a mark of 6 feet 1 inch at the University of Lower California last year. Kendrick is matriculated In the Law College. He also is a promising igh hurdler. Oka Brooks, of Pittsburg, is another new man who has chosen the Blue Grass State University to win fame on the cinder path. He holds a mark of 4 minutes and 31 seconds for the mile, which will, if he can repeat, establish another record here. Still others who are good track men are here. Some have never been out yet and a lot will wait until spring to don the scanty togs and the shoes. Captain Hickerson, who was the only man who managed to wrestle a first away from the Volunteers at the trotting track last May Is In the University and will be seen heaving the weights many feet when the spring meets are at hand. Other track men in school who have taken interest in are Wilder, Clark, the fall work-out- s Mayhew, Sallee, Hogrefe, Faulkner, Simmons and others. The officials and time of the meet October 16 are to be announced later. Tho events will be: dash; dash; mile run; 70 yards high 'uirdler and the discus throw. It is not too late for you to come it to get In condition for the meet, nnd possibly add a few points to your class score. d two-me- n high-jumpe- r, long-spike- d 100-yar- d d William Sallee, Elmer Lambert, Earl Mayhew, John Ilogrofo, Ben Roth, Robert Duncan, Jeff Clark and others have already signified their Intention of joining this normal class. meeting was a success, as all those their topics creditably, and the hall was filled. Never In the history of the society did there ever before fail to be a sufficient number of chairs to seat ttw audience. This is very gratifying to President O. M. Edwards, who is putting forth every effort possible to place the society on a satisfactory working basis. The following program will be rends red October 9: Essay, "Some Phases of the European War" C. W. Harney. Declamation F. O. Mayes. Declamation Mr. Crawford. Debate, "Resolved That in Kentucky Women Should Be Granted Equal Suffrage With Men." Affrma-tivW. C. Shinnick, G. C. Wilson W. U. and J. J. Hume. Negative Condit and B. Flshback. Senior critic's report. " Junior critic's report. Business meeting. All members are urged to come, be prompt and help make the society a go. An especial invitation is given to the new men ofl the University. Watch on the bulletin board in the hall of the Main Building. on tho program handled e EXAMS ARE HELD Winner to Be Given Scholarship at Oxford, The Rodes Scholarship examination was held Tuesday and Wednesday, October 5 and 6, in the faculty room of the Gymnasium Building for the purpose of selecting one student from the state to whom will be given a scholarship of 300 pounds per annum to the University of Oxford, England. This examination is open to all students of the Kentucky colleges who will be nineteen years of age and will have completed at least their sophomore year at college before the dato of entry. Those who took the examination were: G. C. Wilson, Pa! it Lick, Stato University; Robort S. llyars, Lexington, Transylvania College, and J. D. McCready, Kentucky Wesleyan College. On December 20 this committee will again meet, when they will select Kentucky's representative from tho names sent them. In October, Hi!, tho winner will take up his residence at Oxford. (Continued on Page 3) in Kentucky * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Svmnhmiir. FIRftT.T.LAftft F.vrin.iv Mutual and T In i vernal Promm of Mortar Picture! OrrlWr. IN Suits Mode to Order Meet Me at rvtav iiaMuriiriJT Dry denning i week-en- FIRST-CLAS- S LEONARD BARBER SHOP La-Sal- (Adv. At Leonard Hotel NONE BETTER COGSWELL BROS., Proprietors ADA MEADE. Metropolitan Restaurant The Place for Good Things to Ea' The change in prices at the Ada Meade seems to have met with instant favor, as it brings with it more expensive and spectacular vaudeville shows. For instance, Dena Cooper & Company who are featured the last half of this week have never before appeared in a city as small as Lexington. Don't fall to see their wonderful work in "Hari Kari." It will make you gasp. (Adv. MISS MARY SPENCER UNHARMED IN ARDMORE, OK LA., DISASTER. Welcome to Our City PATTERSON r When you contemplate securing Life or Accident & Health Insurance ask the K. S. U. student representing a conservative, Boston, Mass., Company to submit a proposition. You need the Insurance. He will ajh preciate your Business. Address 406 City Bank CHICAGO QUICK SHOE REPAIRING Most NEWS OF THE FRATS. Mr. S. E. Michot, of Louisville, spent MIbb Thursday with his daughter, Mary Louise. Miss Ina Darnall, who returned to college after an attack of fever, is suffering from a relapse. Mr. James Denton, of Somerset, visited his daughter, Miss Esther, Thursday. Miss Margaret Woll was called home Sunday, due to the Illness of her grandfather. Mrs. E. C. Underwood, of Louisville, visited her daughter, Miss Eliza Spurrier, Sunday. Mr. George Turner, of Louisville, spent Sunday with his daughter, Miss Mary Turner. Miss Mary Aeron visited Misses Eliza Plggott and Mildred Graham Sunday. Miss Laura Esther Ecker spent the week-enwith her parents in Louisville. Miss Mattle McMurtry, of Nicholas-villf- , at is spending the week-end Patterson Hall with Miss Miriam d Ho-rin- d Wie-man- n, At d Why rrice. have sore feet by walkinir on tacked soles when I sew them on for the Bume Beat Work and "Materia) Guaranteed This ad and $1.00 entitles hearer to a $1.25 Job P. Leivenson 113 South Uroudwuy Misses sisters, HALL Miss Emma Jean Crutcher and Mr. George Stone, of Frankfort, visited Misses Mary and Emma Utterback Sunday. Miss Elizabeth Moore, of Louisville, with Misses will spend the week-enKatherine Synder and Anita Crabbe. Miss Elizabeth Gibbs, of Sayre College, spent Sunday with Miss Elizabeth Duncan. Miss Frances Geisel visited Miss Marie Speidel in Louisville Sunday. Miss Daisy Hockensmlth, of Frank fort, is coming to Lexington for the Fall Trots, and will visit Miss Emma Holton. Mrs. H. S. Barker returned from Louisville Sunday night after a visit of several days. Misses Mary Keith Hawkins and JUNIOR CLASS ELECTS Mary Ashbrook are registered at Patterson Hall for the school year. Miss Aileen Garnett, of Cynthiana, At a meeting of the Junior class held in the chapel last Thursday afternoon, visited Miss Mary Hamilton during Frank Crum, of Inez, was elected pres- the week-end- . Miss Ina Sherrabeck, traveling secident of the class; Miss Blanch of Lexington, vice president; retary of the Y. W. C. A., arrived Miss Edna Martin, of Midway, secre- Tuesday to be the guest of the State tary; Newland Waters, of Middle-tow- Association. Miss Margaret Brown, a student at treasurer, and William Shinnick, 3f Bhelbyville, class orator. About one State, will leave this week to enter hundred members of the class were the Library Training Course at Copresent at the meeting, and the vote lumbia University. Miss Martha Fox Hieatt, who gradfor several of the offices was very uated from the Arts and Science Declose. partment last year, has a position as teacher of English in the high school at Vidrlne, La. Miss Mary G. Fisher spent the weekTHE COLONIAL end with relatives In Danville. Miss Myrtle Smith spent the week-rnwith her relatives in LaGrange. Mon Tues. and Wed, Miss Elizabeth Farra spent several days last week with her mother in OCTOBER 11, 12 and 13 Jlcholasville, previous to the latter's The Great Sociological Drama lpparture for Florida for the winter. Miss Ina Sherrebeck, Y. W. C. A. secretary for this district, came to Lexington Tuesday, and is at the Hall for a few days. In 7 Dig Acts Several Patterson Hall girls attendM. I. game Saturday. ed the T. U.-AdiiUMHiinit Children 10c lanery of tCatletts-burg- , Miss Merlo AdultN litfc is expected Friday to spend the Miss Mary Spencer, a graduate of After you have settled down K. S. U., who was teaching in to business in your College duties, the next thing on the Okie., when the town was alprogramme is to have your most destroyed by the explosion of a picture taken to send mother and the "girl you left behind gasoline tank car, has written a letyou." The place is ter describing the event to her father, Humphrey's Studio J. M. Spencer, president of Sayre ColReduced Rales lo Students lege. W. Main St. Phone 1635-Miss Spencer, who is a teacher modern languages in the Ardmore High School, was conducting a class Hair Cut 15c at the time of the explosion and was Shave 10c hurled against a table by its force. (EXCEPT SATURDAYS) Recovering from the shock, she aided GEO. MARTIN'S BARBER the students in escaping from the SHOP. Basement, 139 East Main, building, all of the windows of which Opposite Phoenix Hotel. had been shattered. She received no Injury, with the exception of a flesh wound on her hip. x with her NEWS. Ard-mor- 341 d rJawn and Dew, and Miss Edness Eagle Barber Shop E SBaE OPEN 10:90 A. M. TO 11:00 P. M. u iTAMPER. Jr.. Owner and MmiHr. SEPTEMBER MORN. College Hoys' Tailor "September Morn," the senson's Suits Dry Clenned nnd Pressed - $1.00 greatest musical comedy hit framed Suits Pressed 3,1c All work Guaranteed stage pictures InPhone 1G50-152 S. Limestone in scries of pretty stead of dear, old Nnture ns the only environment, comes to the Ben All Benkart & Fotsch, Proprietors Friday and Saturday and Saturday matinee. A Jolly riot of fun, dancing, singing coterie of Tango Girls In the iu aoutn wmestone Street Opposite the Phoenix Hotel Block lively chorus numbers Is "September Lexington, Ky. Morn." Carl George Is principal comWORK GUARANTEED edy peddler with a company of fifty assisting. The attraction but recently closed a sensational run at the Opera House, Chicago. 107 WEST MAIN STREET BEST SODA FOUNTAIN IN THE CITY. FINE HOME-MADCANDIES Whtrt the Go's THE ORPHEUM THEATRE P. B. ROBARDS, Tailor CALAGIS & CO. Cm "Damaged Goods" The nine fraternities in the University are in their own houses this year for the first time In the history of the school. The Kappa Alphas have taken up quarters at 218 South Broadway. The chapter from Transylvania Is with the State chapter. The Sigma Chi's have gotten a house at 120 East Maxwell. They moved there from Hagerman Court. The PI Kappa Alphas moved from Aylesford Place to 245 East High Street. Another change is that of the Sigma Nu's, who recently moved into a house which has just been completed at 319 East Maxwell Street. They were on the corner of Pine and Mill Streets last year. The Phi Delta Thetas also deemed it wise to make a change and moved from South Upper Street to the A. N. Gordon residence, at the corner of Lexington Avenue and Maxwell. All but one of their men who did not graduate returned to the University this year. The Kappa Sigmas will remain in their last year quarters, at Pine and Mill Streets, as iwill the Alpha Tau Omegas, who have been located at the corner of Arlington Avenue and Maxwell Street. The Delta Chis have moved from Madison Place to 411 East Maxwell. They report that the outlook for the year is promising. The Sigma Alpha Epsllon boys will remain in their spacious quarters at 326 Grosvenor Avenue. Gamma Alpha Kappa, the frattrnity for chemists, reports that there are six active members who returned this year and one pledge. Through an error, no mention of this fraternity was made in the Varsity Handbook. Sigma Nut Entertain. The local chapter of Sigma Nu entertained at their home on East Maxwell Street Satiirday evening. After the dinner there was a theater party at the Ada Meade. Kappa Alpha Houaewarming. (The Transylvania' and "State" chapters of Kappa Alpha had a at their new home on South Broadway. There were about fifty guests present and the hosts were assisted in receiving by Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Freeman, Mrs. J. E. Cassldy and Mrs. Hornbrook. house-warmin- g We do Kodak Finishing and all photography, kinds of flashlights, etc. Films and film packs developed free of charge. The usual prices for printing and enlarging. McClure Photographing & Supply Co., 125 East Main Street. SUBSCRIPTION DANCE Eenefit of Open Air School Extraordinary Showing of Autumn Wear For Young Men to find here that is new in things to wear; and not only YOU'LL that, but the best of everything. You have this advantage here, you choose from nothing but good quality with satisfaction assured. SUITS, OVERCOATS, HATS, HABERDASHERY, SHOES qualities men of good judgement spek. Graves, Cox & Company (Icorpprauq.) , ''College Fellow's Shop" ADA MEADE SUPERIOR VAUDEVILLE 2 NEW SHOWS WEEKLY 5 - - SHOWS DAILY - ....... MATINEE NIGHT . $1.00 WORTH 10c 10c SAME MANAGEMENT Franz Josef Spengler The Photographer Fri. Night, Oct. IS, I9I5 in Your Town Has pleased the exacting student and the best GOODWIN'S SAXAPHONE TRIO .... FOR 3 peo- ple generally for fifteen years. Can he show you? Phoenix Ballroom ADMISSION 11.00 311 W. Main St. Phone 1092-- y f i * THE KENTUCKY i. BUTLER PROVES EASY (Continued from Page 1) woro responsible for the ferocIouB at- tack during the early stages of this quarter. The entire. Freshman team yas substituted during the last few minutes of the third quarter. The Kitten.; wrested the ball from the But-lo- r teai i and were assuming a most aggressive policy when time was called. The Varsity team was returned to the game at the beginning of the last quarter which was a repetition of the first, three touchdown being scored. Tho Butler line restated many Bluo attacks and State resorted to open plays mostly end man and runs from punt formations to accomplish their advance. Good and Bonham did most of the gaining for the Hoosiers. With better interference they might havo scored on the Wildcats. The summary of the game follows: L. E Crutcher Good Server Ball L.T C Dempsey Mullane Clayton R. G Davis Thompson Hill R.T Simpson Amerlung R.E G. B Bonham! Rodea Wagoner Grabfelder L.H Agnewj Schrader F. B Haydon R.H Loyj Score by Periods. '....20 0 0 13 33 State 000 0j .. 0 Butler Referee Ham of Kenyon. Umpire! I Caswell, of Georgetown. Headlines-maKing, of Transylvania. Time of minutes each. periods 12 State scoring, touchdowns Rodes 3, Grabfelder, Haydon; goals from touchdown Schrader 3. Substitutions State, Hedges for Rodes, Rogers for Clayton, Kinney for Simpson, Gumbert for Hayden, for Rogers, Zerfoss for Crutcher, Peak for Zerfoss, KInne for Hedges, Mcllvain for Grabfelder, Poindexter for Schrader, Shaw for Gumbert, demons for Dempsey, Hume for Howard for Brittaln, Simmons for Thompson, Ricketta for Server, Jrutcher for Peak, Rodes for Kinney, Irabfolder for Mcllvain, Schrader for 'olmlexter, Hayden for Shaw, Demp sey for Clemons, Clayton for Hume, Irlttaln for Howard, Thompson for Simmons, Server for Rickets. Butler Brown for Good, Good for Wagoner, Cook for Ferree, Oilman for Cook. n Crls-ma- n Crls-ma- AND PROFESSOR MATTHEWS ARE OUT FOR MRS. SMITH IOARD POSITIONS. SCHOOL KERNEL RHODES SCHOLARSHIP EXAM (Continued from Page 1) Tho subjects in which the appll cants were examined were Latin, Greek, algebra or geometry and arithmetic. The judges' were President Emeritus James K. Patterson, of State University; M. B. Adams, president of Georgetown College; Thomas B. McCartney, of Transylvania; Rev. J. T. Clark, president of Kentucky and President Ganfleld, of Center College. In a recent rearrangement made by tho Rhodes Trust in the United States, determined by the interest taken in the competition, Kentucky was placed in List A. Wes-leya- "Yes, sir; thank you, sir." "We have the chapter on the military this morning. Mr. Brown, what is an army?" "An army is composed of ont lieutenant and two hundred and eighty- i'ne atoms, otherwise known as ca dets." "Are these atoms alive?" "That has not occurred to me, but n sure that they exist" "Very good, I thank you for your exact use of English. Mr. Jones, why ;ro these cosmic particles suffered to NEW FALL "LUBIES" Hat d LUBY & ALEXANDER THE TOGGERY SHOP CO. no W. C. SHUCK, MANAGER UUJVirAlN j- THESE LEXINGTON FIRMS VERTISE IN THE KERNEL. NUF CED looks and Supplies. The University Book Store. Lunch Counters and Restaurants. Kresge's 6 and Store. W. F. Oldham. Metropolitan Restaurant. Martin & Stockwell. University Lunch Stand. Amusements. Orpheum. Ben AIL Colonial. Ada Meade. OFTROLLERS The first regular business meeting jf the Strollers, the dramatic organization of the University, was held Monday afternoon in the newly equipped room in the basement of the Main Building, at which W. C. Shinnick, of Shelbyvllle, a Junior in the Department of Journalism was elected to the position of Stage Manager and will direct all of the Strollers' performances this year. James McConnell, of Arlington, a Senior Ag student was elected Business Manager. Enoch Grehan, head of the Department of Journalism, who writes for the Lexington Herald, and Is one of the best dramatic critcs in the South, was chosen by the Strollers as their faculty adviser for the coming year. it was voted to continue the practice of holding an amateur night which was begun last year, and this will be .he latter part of this month probably, in connect with the annual Hallowe'en entertainment. At this time all newcomers at the University are given an opportunity to display their talent in dramatics and the Strollers are able to get in touch with the new lateriaL Men's Clothing. & Graves-Co- x Co. Kaufman Clothing Co. Graddy-Rya- Luby & Alexander. Cluett, Peabody Co. Women's Clothing. Purcell's. Roberts, Ladles' Hatters. Barber Shops. Eagle Barber Shop. Leonard Barber Shop. George T. Martin. Soda Fountain and Confectionery. McGurk Brothers. Calagis & Co. Phoenix Fruit Stand. Photographic Work. Franz Josef Spengler. Humphrey's Studio. R. L. McClure. Jewelers. Fred J. Heintz. Caskey Jewelry Co. Sporting Goods. Callaway & Co. Shoe 8tore. Special Shoe Co. 8hoe Repairing. Chicago Quick Shoe Repairing. Drugstore. W. E. Stagg. Lexington Drug Co. Insurance. Joe M. Robinson. Hotel. Phoenix Hotel. Tailors. P. B. Robards. Railroads. Queen & Crescent Printing. Welsh & Murray. Fayette Drug Co. Florist. John A. Keller Co. Dentist. J. T. Slaton. WE SAY ITS GREAT TO BE AN AGGIE Agriculture and Home Economics 8tudents Get Passes to Trots. Last Monday marked the opening of the fall meeting of the Lexington Trots, which will last ten days. All agriculture and home economics students are expected to have one free day, most probably Saturday. This is an annual occasion and is looked forward to with great pleasure by all .Tiembers of this college. AD- School STAGE OUR CATECHISM CLASS Jas. McConnell Chosen Business Manager and Mr. "Good morning, gentlemen, are you Grehan Advisor prepared to recite this morning?" The State University Alumni Club has indorsed Mrs. Elizabeth Smith, a prominent graduate of the University, as a candidate for the Board of Education in Lexington in the regular election in November. Professor C. W. Matthews, a member of the faculty, is also a candidate to succeed himself as a member of the board. clutter the earth?" "That they may drill persplringly COMING IN EVERY DAY r.d add to the fame of the lieutenant and to the glorification of the principles laid down by Kaiser Wilhelm." "The members of an army are cloth-sMade The Best $2.00 in uniforms, the book says. What s a uniform?" and inspect Our Big Line of. Fall and Winter Tailoring "A cloth fabrication which makes a adet's stomach look like a chest Some uniforms have brass buttons nnd gold lace, and these add much to 145 EAST MAIN OPP. UNION STATION the scenery and the pride of the wearer. However, atoms never attain this distinction." "Students who worked their way through the University were formerly GRADDY-RYA- N excused from the army. Why was INCORPORATED this nefarious practice discontinued FURNISHINGS, CLOTHnVG. this year, Mr Jones?" SHOES. "Because it 1b a long way from the HATS AND TAILORING Sfcte campus to the Mexican border, 140 W. MAIN STREET PHONE 903 in my opinion." "1 em surprised, Mr. Jonee, that Y.ti give an opinion. Your text states that no atom is allowed to have an WHERE AM I GOING? opinion. Will some one give Mr. TO Jones the answer in the book?" "The reason they are not excused Y JUJXULr Is because students who work their way through college have too much fun." "Thank you; I have one more question. Mr. Jones, what is the reward for being a member of the army?" "If one stays in the army long OFFERS TO THE COLLEGE YOUNG MEN enough he will eventually have the exquisite pleasure of being shot or destroyed in some other approved mfu nviJ-- i o nonr i niri manner." "The hour is now up. Almost all of you have done well. Please remember, however, that no one but an officer may have an opinion. Study diligently and you will truly see the beauties of warfare much more clearly. We are now trying to have drill You pay no more for these good required of atoms five tlmeB a week, clothes than you would just so that by acquaintance you may grow ordinary clothes. to love to carry your gun. Good day." AlJNUIUiN Miss Dean accepted this place, as her parents live at Annlston, her father, who for many years was In charge f the Weather Bureau here, having jecn transferred to Georgia. Miss Dean was a member of Alpha XI Delta Sorority and very active in college circles. Miss Cornelia Page, previously In Mr. Curtis' office, will fill tho vacancy by M1m Dean's resignation. Music. Lexington College of Music. YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AT WILLIAM E. STAGG, Your Druggist PHONES 2871-91- MAIN & MILL 3 HarU Schaffner & Marx MISS Won't You Come in and Look? DEAN I I !IWIll,pillWi,isjSWslsVi RESPECTFULLY SOLICITS THE PATRONAGE OF State University Men and Women RESIGNS HER POSITION AS LIBRARIAN. Miss Addle Dean, graduate of the Arts and Science College in 1912 and since then Experiment Station librarian, has resigned to accept a position as teacher of French and Latin in the High School Annliton, Gs. I 'I THE PHOENIX HOTEL C. D. FOOT BALL Calloway SUPPLIES & 146 WEST MAIN STREET Co. KODAKS * THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Shout out aloud for Mary Uapp I lor bonu can't chow Eight-Hou- r Scrap. Miami Student. The Kentucky Kernel (Formerly The Idea). Published every Thursday throughout tho College year by tho student body of the Stale University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the stuLot's have "fifteen" for Bessie Reese dents, alumni and faculty of the Institution. Sho draws the line on Roquefort TUM 'KWfTUOKY KJCRN1L Is the oHiciel newspaper of the University. cheese. It hi tawed with the view of furnishing to Its. subscribers all .the college news of Kentucky, together with a digest of Items of Interest concerning tho universities, et ether States and Canada. Motor Maniac (riding up to blackFIVE CENTS PER COPY SUBSCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR. smith shop a la horse) "Hey, boy, mall matter. Entered at Lexington Postoffico as second-clas- s d put a shoo on tho left rear EDITORIAL STAFF. foot, quick!" FRANKLIN CORN J. Assistant Editor Dart N. Peak Managing Editor J. R. Marsh Managing Editor Assiatant Miss Anita Crabbe All Aboard for Kentucky. "Squirrel Food. William Shlnnlek ' All Freshmen must honor and Miftfl Rebecca Bmith respect upper classmen; must wear Athletic Editor McClarty Harbison the official red and black cap In the Locals and Law Miss K. Mitchell. .. .Home Economics J. T. Gooch jtilldlngs, on tho campus and 'terriMechanical Herbert Graham Julius Wolf Fraternities tory hounded by Calhoun Street and Mining S. J. Caudlll Miss Anna L. Whitwortli. . . .Sororities Ludlow Avenue and Clifton Avenue Agriculture James McConnell Education Miss Marie Becker. .. .Patterson Hall and Carson Field; must ubo the cellar Miss Elsie Heller REPORTERS. entering McMIcken Hall; M. C. Finney steps when W. T. Cottlngham H. J. Evaus Estill Woods must attend all convocations, class Miss Mildred Taylor. BUSINESS STAFF. must sit In meetings and Business Manager W. J. Harris Jig rooting section, without a girl, In Carson Field; must park their autoA Kick and a Suggestion. mobiles In the rear of McMIcken Hall; Have we reached a point where Kentuckians can be said to have no must not wear any high school empride; to possess no loyalty for their Alma Mater? blems ; must not wear mustaches oi were selected from the student body, other facial adornment; must smoke Several, days ago three corncob pipes or nothing; must eat These men practiced,