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University of Kentucky
Vfil.LlI, No. 98

LEXINGTON,

KY., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2fi,

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Eight Page

Student Congress
Postpones Action
On Homecoming

Constitution
Revision
Is Attacked

Ey I D VAN HOOK. Wrdnesday News Associate
Student Congress Monday night postX)iu'd for two weeks
any recommendation on next fall's Homecoming inixnp localise it wants to find out how tlie students feel aloiit it.
A motion

in

favor of bavin?

also called for a "bigger and better" weekend, was tabled by a
vote of 37 to 16.
Mudent Congress will meet on
Monday. May 8, to make id rec- ommrmUticn.
A meeting cannot be held next
Monday brrau.e of the time
with the Countess Tol
stoy lectuie.
The vote followed a lenethv dis- cussion en the possibilities of an
all-oefloit for Homecoming by
the students.
Bernie Shively, University athletic flirrctor, Dick Rushing, field
secretary cf the I'K Alumni Association, Tom Harrington, president of Suky, and Tom Scott,
Council president, attended the tpcrial meeting.
Whether students would return
to the campus for Homecoming
and whether it would be possible
to move the event to another
weekend dominated the discussion.
Shively taid there Is not any
possibility of changing the game
with Tenner to another date
uecau.se
itnnessee cannot revise
lts schedule.
He added that tickets for the
game have already been printed.
"Our fcctball schedule was sign- con- ed in 1957 under a
tract." he explained, "and it was
known at the time that Home- coming would conflict with the
Thanksfeiving holiday."
Dick Ru.shing said many alumni
are expecled for Homecoming.
therefore the University tries to
schedule a came that will interest
and attract the most alumni.
Carryl Sipple, congress presl- dent, outlined three alternative.
for remedying the
ic aunjrMru me Miiruuic tuuiu
be left as it stands, that Home- coming be moved to the Florida
Xavier game.
State
keep

Homecomln8 on tne same day
with everyone actively participating in the event.
1 anil
John Williams. College of Com, JS; ,JL In i mum
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merce representative, said it would
be good if a tradition for a bigger
Combs Gets Ticket
Gov,
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better weekend could be
Gov. Bert Combs buys the first ticket to the U.S. Navy Band conestablished.
cert, sponsored by Omirron Delta Kappa, from Jerry Strieker,
Williams asked Tom Harrington
ticket chairman, as Dave Stewart, steering committee chairman,
if Suky would be Interested in
watches. The concert will be given in Memorial Coliseum May 18.
supporting such an idea with a
musical group con- traded for a Friday night pro- Sram, and a "name" band for a
oance
Harrington said he had talked
with Shively about the idea and
that Suky is interested in promoting this type of orogram.
Scott asked if it was necessary
By BOBBIE MASON
for the congress to make the decision at the special meeting. He
Guignol Theatre's fourth production of the season, Noel
suggested that maybe a meeting Coward's comedy "Withe Spirit," opens next week with a cast
snouiu oe neiu wun me ureens of
C",S,M1 ve terans.
plays the part of Ruth. Sne has
and other organizations to ask
"Blithe Spirit." directed by Wal- - been active in summer stock and
them if they would participate.
A question was raised about the lace Briggs, will run May 3 and had the female lead in "Tea House
of the August Moon.'
number of students who could be
.
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for Homecoming.
speech and drama, leads the cast of psychological research, begins
,,on withers. College of Agrl- - ln the part of Charles Condeml. with a spiritualistic seance con- future and HolT1e Economics rep- - He has worked in the theater for ducted in the home of an English
novelist In search of local color
re!lrntative. said lie thought the 15 vears.
.i.i...j. umwn etiie. hr nmnamp for the storv.
...
student ktiould he willinr tn rive
rum
one weekend out of four years to rcatl has
Tne plot Presents tne Predica- played lead roles ln mcnt of a men who
.
the University.
w
inadvertently
,.t.
One representative suggested the Homeward Angel"
brings the ghost of his first wife
back to the home where his second
campus revive the Idea of having
Eton Galloway, a 1961 graduate. wife ,s Ag R result he finds
a big parade. She said floats could
him.
be built before the students leave vays
play,, self Involved in an Involuntary and
,
,
'
Wlld"ness- r. f.
highly fantastic form of bigamy.
campus and then store the floats
and Loolt
in tobacco warehouses until time Park of tn M?0,n
Coward was quoted in an inter- -.
for Homecoming.
View as saying of his play,
Mary Warner Ford, who has di- - wrot. tue entire nlav in five days
had requested the con- Sipple
gress make some recommendation rated or played in more than IS and enjoyed every minute of it.
to University President Frank O. mJ"r uuignui prouueuons, p,j
noDned
U?
part of the cockney maid,
MaaeP ArcaU
Dickey and to the Alumni Assocl- l.ann.
ation.
hroueht Into the scriot at first as
Penny Mason, a Junior from
for the
Thanksgiving holiday
bring Eva back to
A exandrla. Va has been cast as
-h- eduled
ll-6- 2
mested
fall
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irum nranrauij nuun,
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Town." "The Glass Menagerie,"
8 a.m. Monday. Nov. i7.
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UK plays Tennessee on Satur- - and Look Homeward, Angel.
thm
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a freshman from show..
day, Nov. 25.
Peggy Kelly,
Lexington who plays Mrs. Brad- was first pr0.
,.Bmhe
man. has appeared in three major duced ln Bp,rir ln 1941. Later in
Guignol productions this year.
New Yorlt theater it was acclaim- Carolyn Stroud, a senior trans- - ed as one of the funniest plays
fer student from Finch College, of the decade.

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In Guignol Tuesday

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AT LANGUAGE MEET

Gov. Bert T. Combs will present the welcoming address
to over SCO delegates at the general session of the annual Foreign Language Conference tomorrow night in Memorial Hall.
The conleiente will begin with
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nigh atnooi language leacners,
college and university professors,
foreign representatives, and students inteictted in languages will
attend the meeting.
Several foreign ambassadors and
representatives will speak, including W.M.Q. Halm, ambassador
fro'n Ghana; Andre Mlchalopou-lo- s,
advisei on American affairs.
Royal Gieek Anibassy; R.S.S.
Ounewardene, ambassador of Ceylon; and Dato' Nik Kamil, ambassador from Malaya.
University President Frank G.
Dickey will greet the conference
members at dinner Friday night
la the Student Union Building.
Dr. Wilber Carr, professor of
ancient languages and associate
director of the conference, said the
meeting is held to provide infor- nation and inspiration for the
teachers cf languages and to lulp
them with teaching uwUiodri.

The congress accepted a ma
Jority report of the committee at
the assembly's meeting lust week.
The dissenting report was made
by Burke Terrell, College of Law
representative.
Since the congress voted to approve the majority report of tha
committee, it could not constitutionally accept Terrell's report.
The congress merely permitted the
Law representative to submit his
views on the revision of various
sections oU the constitution.
The sections which the majority
report said needed changing were
those on representation, election
procedure, wordage of parts of the
constitution, and the Finance and
Budget Committees.
Terrell said he felt safe In. as
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be olly to say the constitu- ould(
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titutional Ills which It cannot saf
with certainty exist.
m one instance, tne report ao
cepted by the congress last week
said that in order to remove confusion over the definition of Stu-n- ot
dent Congress, the words "Student
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A dissenting member of Stu
dent Congress' constitutional
evaluation committee told the
assembly Monday night in a
report expressing "only" the
menilx'r's views that the constitution should not Ik; revised
"on a whim."

The conference will consist of
sessions, some dealing with the
teaching of Latin, Greek. French.
Spanish. Portuguese. Italian. Ger- man. uuicn. bcanainavian, ueiuc,
Slavic, Arabic, and Oriental

Concert Block Tickets

Deadline for fraternities to order block tickets to the George
Shearing concert has been extended to noon Thursday.

WOULD NEWS
AT A GLANCE

Officer Nominating Meeting
Called For A&S Juniors
The Arts and Sciences Junior
ciass wiU meet at 4 p m Tuesday
ln Room nl of McVey Hall to
nominate candidates for senior of
ficers.
A general class election for A
St 8 oficers will be held from 9
n.
a.m. to 4 p.m. May 10 ln the

S senior class committee and ap- proved by Dean M. M. White be- fore the dean left for Indomia.
The new procedure was worked
out in an attempt to give more
students a voice in the election and
to avoid past complaints about the
senior class elections, Anderson
explained.
Bob Anderson, Arts and Sciences
He added that a spring election
senior class president, said the would give senior officers a full
new procedure and time for elecyear to choose a class project.and
tion were worked out by the A A carry it out.

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Robert L. Johnson, director of
state and local services, said Mon
day the infirmary win De located
in the ambulant wing of the nevr
hospital by January, 1962.
The hospital will go into opera
tion during that month.
All resources of the Medical
Center will be available to the
health service. This will mean more
space, facilities, and improved ser- vices for the infirmary. Johnson
said.
"We hope to provide a very
comprehensive kind of care for
H
patients. UK students will be
admitted through the Student
Health Service, but if they need ft
special type of care they will be
Me to receive services from other
tne hospital," he added,
rea!
Plans for the transfer will bs
completed in four to six weeks.

Algerian Revolt Collapses

PARIS, April 26 (AP) The generals' revolt tn Algeria collapsed
today with the surrender of Gen. Maurice Challe and the reported
suicide of Gen. Raoul Salan. The French Government confirmed
Challe's surrender but had no official owrd on Salan's suicide.
Challe'8 surrender spelled the end for the dramatic Insurrection of
paratroops and dissident generals that began Saturday.
Paratroops have pulled out of Algiers, the last big Algerian city
held by the Insurgents.
The insurrection ended with dramatic suddenness as it began.
In the announcement frwui Di Gaulle's Elysee Palace there was

no mention of the other top generals involved Andre Zeller and
Edmond Jouhaud.
De Oaulle had already opened the legal proceedings that could
result in death sentences for all the insurgent leaders.
As the announcements were made, the
French prest- dent was closeted with Prime Minister Michel Debre in the heavily
guarded presidential palace in downtown Paris,
Aides said there would be a series of official announcements,
Radio Algiers first reporWd the suicide of Salan and the surrender
of Challe.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, Wednesday, April

26, 19fil

Sororities To Use IBM Rush System
By KATIIV LEWIS
Tuesday News Associate
Ah, the joys of automation!
V luivy put our faith in

IBM machines to take care of
registration and grades, and
:iow the computers are being
called upon to tackle a new job,
processing sorority rushees.
Uuder this system, formal
vitations used in the past will be
replaced by IBM cards. Each so-- )
orlty and each individual rushee
will be assigned a number, and
niter every rush party, all the
cards will be fed into the machine.
Then, presto! ine matching of
! ushees and sororities
will be done
jn 'seconds. The rushees will also
indke their replies on these cards.
This system will save the sorority
'nenibors many hours of work
writing invitations and distributing them in the rushees' envelopes,
'.i he sororities will merely be re
in-

sponsible for making out lists of
those whom they plan to invite
bark, and the machine will do
the rest.
Under the old system, there was
always room for error with so
many envelopes and invitations to
be sorted, especially in cases inrushees with similar
volving
names. Assigning each girl a difnumber should eliminate
ferent
this problem completely.
Sue Harralson, Panhellenlc
president, said, "The IBM cards
won't be as personal or as nice as
the written invitations, but this
system should be much faster and
more efficient than the old one."
The final matching of rushees
and sororities will continue to be
done by a committee under the direction of Miss Pat Paterson, Assistant Dean of Women.
This system has been used successfully by many larger schools
in the country including the University of Wisconsin and the Uni

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French Film
The Alliance Frmncalse will
present a French film entitled
"The Law Is the Law" In the
University Mich Auditorium at
8 p.m., April 28 and at 2:30 p.m.
April 29.
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Engagements

MILLER DEJONO
Mr. and Mrs. Austin Miller, Hartford announce the engagement of
their daughter, Caroline Jane Miller, to Gordon Frederick DeJong,
son of Mrs. F. H. DeJong and the
late Rev. DeJong, Gray Hawk.
Miss Miller Is a senior English
major. Mr. DeJong is a graduate
student in sociology. The wedding
will be July 1.

Female Bowlers Fit 10 Types,
Says Disgruntled Male Critic
EDITOR'S NOTE: Ever wonder
what men think of women bowler? As winter league activity
draws to a close, here is the
comment of a courageous
kiglrr who obviously doesn't plan
to play next season.
By The Associated Tress
Our bowling league has only 10
women or girls as they have been
coyly calling themselves since
Garfield's assassination.
This breaks down to aoout one
a team, which Is Just about enouph,
because as it happens there are
xactly 10 types of female bowlers
that male bowlers can't stand.
Any more than 10 would upset the
balance of nature and drive the
toys back Into the pool parlor
where they really belong.
Top nemesis among the Sallies
in our alley is G UTTERB ALL
GERTIE. She's tried reducing machines; the
Mayo diet.
She even tried roller skating until
he got hit by a bus on her way
to work one day. Now she's trying
bowling, on her doctor's advice,
to .skim off 40 odd pounds. Her
forte is gutterballs back to back
in opposite gutters, but when she's
really hot she can dismember a
pin boy, bounce a shot off the door
In the men's room and make the
split three alleys away.
Next. SLOW DEATH SARAH.
Nc one has ever really seen her
throw the ball. She Just daintily
places it at the foul line and lets
gravity take its course. Five minutes later, eight pins are down
and the ball returns twice as fast
as she delivered it. Parcel post
would get the ball down the lane
faster, but she doesn't want to
pcnd all that money on stamps.

Then comes MYRA THE MAN-NIKIHer bowling shoes are
from a top Fifth Avenue salon.
Her skirt is a Paris original. Her
hairdo and blouse match the
decor of the automatic pinsetter.
Her bowling ball, cerise with a
touch of magenta, is sprayed with
perfume. But her score is strictly a bargain basement markdown.
An even more lethal type is
AMY AMAZON. She's tried
and elephant hunting
and deep sea diving, with or without an aqualung. Bowling to her
Is Just another milestone In the
Suffragette movement. She's at
her best on your best night In
years, and would fling herself Ivad
first down the alley into the pile
of pins if it meant beating out
any male by a single pin.
And, of course, there's ACTOR'S
STUDIO ANNIE. She stands there
interminably at the foul line waiting for the proper Inner motivation to guide her shots. Her score
is a triumph of Freud and Zen
Buddhism over the canny folk
who manufacture bowling equipment.
GIGGLING GRETCHEN Just
can't bring herself to take the
game seriously. To her it's still the
same hilarious frolic that Henry
Hudson and his little men In-- 1
vented to amuse Rip Van Winkle,
In between giggles, gurgles and
guffaws, she lets the ball loose
in the wrong direction and scores
a strike among the dead wood
stacked up at the bar.
PRUDENCE PROFESSIONAL.
Her vocabulary is rich with idio- matic expletives like "Grandma's
Teeth," "Birthday Candles." "The
Brooklyn Side" and "Good Mix,"

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Barney Hornback, Upton, was
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Other officers elected were John
Peters, Lily, vice president; Faye
Colvin, Campbellsville, secretary;
Bradley Deaton, London, treasurer;
Martha Richeson, Valley Station,
and Allen Chiles, Falmouth, publicity chairman; Jim Davenport,
Bowling Green, editor of the annual; and Tom Stuart, Harrods-bur- g,
business manager.

LINKS
The Links employment office Is
now open daily. Anyone wishing to
use the employment files must
contact Martha Lair at the Chi
Omega House.

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and a member of Kappa Delta, to
Bt;n Broderson, Junior mechanical
engineer major from Franklin, and
a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon.
Eve Illig, Danville, to Benniti
Lester, Phi Kappa Tau, sophomoro
architecture major, Danville.
Martha
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from Clarkesville, Ind., to Charley
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Dr. Sheldon Grebstein, professor
in the Department of English, will
be guest speaker. His subject will
be "Sex, Love, Death, and Hemingway". Officers will be elected
at the meeting.

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She's been in the league since the
days when alleys were called bowling greens. She still hasn't landed
her man, but now she's studying
Italian and may switch to bocci
next season.

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all culled from assiduous watching of televised bowling shows.
When bowling Jargon fails, she
uncorks a barrage of profanity
that blisters the enamel off the
pins.
SONYA SIREN She shows up
in a low-cu- t,
cocktail
dress and proceeds to demoralize
both the opposition and the home
team with a series of lusciously
executed wiggles, squirms and similar contortions straight out of
Minsky. Her score isn't much, but
there's no denying the form.
CYNTHIA SUPERMARKET.
Her approach to the rack is the
le
same as her approach to the
counter. No ball is really the
right one for her, so she tries
them all, testing them carefully
for weight, plumpness, ripeness
and juice content.
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Sports

That Time Again
It's preregistration or, as the sysis called this semester, pread-vifin- g
time again and, as in past
attempts, things are operating somewhat less than smoothly.
Unlike past preregistration programs, however, undreamed of problems cropped up before the present
system even got underway. With Dr.
Charles Elton, dean of admissions
and registrar, out of town at the
end of last week and no one else
aware of the many small details of
the program, such as when it would
starts problems appeared likely from
the very beginning.
The many opponents of preregistration were no doubt pleased with
the results as things did indeed begin
to go wrong.
Tread vising materials were distributed to deans and advisers Saturday and many assumed that the program would begin Monday as scheduled earlier. Monday a notice
Elton announced that
g
would not begin until next
Monday. Then the dean left town
again. Meanwhile Dr. J. R. Meadow,
acting dean of the College of Arts
and Sciences, stated that A. & S. students would begin the preregistra
tem

from-Dea-

pread--visin-

tion process Monday as originally
scheduled, no matter what the other
colleges decided to do.
Arts and Sciences did just what
Dr. Meadow said it would and the
college's students are now in the first
stage of the preregistration process.
As things now stand, the other colleges will begin preadvising next
week.
In spite of its rather inauspicious
beginning, we hope the new program
the third campuswide preregistration system to be tried will work better than previous systems. Although
the creator of the new program, Dr.
Lyle Dawson, head of the Department of Chemistry, warned that the
system would not be a panacea for
registration woes, even a moderately successful preregistration would
be welcomed by most students and
faculty members.
We can only hope and the University wait and see if the second
phase of the program comes off better
than the first. Another preregistration patterned after the old "who's
on third'' vaudeville routine can only
bring more frustration and tearing of
hair to harried students and staff
members.

THE READERS' FORUM
Not A Joke
To The Editor:
In regard to your editor's note to
Mr. Renton's letter (April 19), it
would seem that you are upholding
this Miss "Black Bosom." If you wear
a button "I LIKE EICH," then
wouldn't it seem reasonably sure that
you are endorsing this person and
signifying that you like him and his
deeds?
I agree
with Mr.
Rentoh. This girl should do a little
whole-heartedl- y

research and then see if she thinks
this is all a big joke.
Jerry E. Adams

Tissue For IBM
To The Editor:
In view of the paper shortage,
perhaps the Keeneland Hall girls
would be willing to deliver their undesirable tissue to the IBM machine
for
grades instead of throwing it out the windows.
William F. Wacner
mid-ter-

Hazardous Gas
An artist who favors the toga over

the conventional jacket, pants, shirt,
necktie, etc. is included in the latest
list of
American men."
Cynically, United Press International
suggests that the Fashion Foundation
of America honored him "with tongue
in cheek."
If so, it was a rather hazardous
gag. News of this accolade for the
might be causing some
men to toy with the idea of imitating
him where wearing apparel is concerned. That might play hob with
the conventional male garment industry.
rants fray and become baggy.
Jackets tend to become the worse for
wear on the cuffs and elbows. Keeping shirts up by the laundering process'' is" no small matter. At times,
neckties seem to be nuisances.
"best-dresse- d

toga-wear-

Then, too, consider all the buttons
on conventional male garments. The
functional buttons command a lot
of time and attention, and the nonfunctional ones, like those on jacket
sleeves, are bewildering when one
considers thein seriously.
The toga, covering the wearer
from chin to shanks, is not to be
laughed off. Maybe all men would
not look good in toga; but isn't this
true also of the conventional male
apparel?
Togas, under various names, are
standard equipment for men in some
"backward" parts of the world. They
have been for ages.
Maybe the Fashion Foundation of
America toga gag if that's what it is
will backfire on the men's attire "experts" who perpetrated it.
South Bend (Ind.) Tribune

The Modern Army

Soldiers of the Seventh Army have
recently stopped polishing jeeps,
painting helmets, anil shining mess
kits for inspection.
Lt. Gen. Garrison II. Davidson,
Seventh Army commander, has ordered an end to the spit 'n polish era.
"Combat-readines- s
standards will in
the future be the only thing that
counts," he declared.
Davidson added, "There will be
no constant repainting of steel helmets to maintain uniformity of color
or polishing of copper buttons, carburetors, or rifle pieces." The general
said that such things "constitute gross
wastage of personnel, time, and supply resources."
It seems that such practices should
have been eliminated long ago. Men
go into the armed services to learn
how to best defend their country. In
many cases, however, they have been
taught nothing but good grooming,
e
homemaking tips, and how to
a pair of shoes. This toy soldier world has our soldiers' hands
tied. They should be taught more
about new machines, weapons, and
war strategy, but they are constantly
being bothered with inspections and
the like.
UK's ROTC units could certainly
use a few hints on how to improve
th