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The KENTUCKY

Gift Of $4,000 Presented
For Study Of Technology

EffllBNIEIL

A gift of $4,000 from the W. K.
Kellogg Foundation to the bacteriological department at the University has been approved by the executive committee of the board of VOLUME XXXIII Z246
trustees. The purpose of the gift
A full program of social and re- is to encourage more students to
creational activities has been plan- study medical technology and to
ned by the University for the sec relieve the major shortage in the
ond session of the Summer quarter. field, it was announced.
Dr. M. L. Scherago, head of the
Summer school dances for all
The University, in cooperation
service men will be the feature of bacteriology department,
the term's activities. Dances will be that "during the past year the de- with the Stopover Station' of Lexheld July 24, August 14, and August partment has received 10 requests ington, will give a dance for all
21. On Wednesdays and Fridays
technologists to service men from 8:30 to 11:30 pjn.,
from 6 to 7 pm., Howard Hall will for trained medical
conduct a dancing class. Lessons every one that we could supply." Saturday in the Bluegrass room of
of the amount is to be the Union building.
for men will be $li0 while women One-ha- lf
will be admitted free.
used for scholarships and the rest
The dance, which Is sponsored by
A. H. Tandy, British Consul, will for a loan fund.
the University women, is the first
be the convocation speaker on AugThe gift was made with the ap- in a series of dances to be given
ust 4, at 10 a.m. in Memorial hall. proval of the committee on medical during the second term of summer
Other speakers on the campus durpreing the second term will be Lt. V. education and hospitals of the school. Admittance will be by
L. Haspel, Women's Army Corps, American Medical Association and sentation of Student Union, YWCA,
Mrs. Frank L. McVey, Dr. John Cut- the board of registry of medical or Stopover station hostess memler, and Dr. Francis O. Davenport technologists of the Amerlan So- bership cards.
Other activities scheduled include ciety of Clinical Pathologists.
Chaperones for the affair will be
Members of the committee pres- Mr. and Mrs. Mason Jacoby, CoL
the residence halls teas, Carnegie
included Judge and Mrs. B. E. Brewer, Mr. and Mrs.
music appreciation hours, commun- ent for the meeting
Richard C. Stoll, chairman, James Bart Peak, Miss Margaret Lester,
ity sings, and Union movies.
e,
Dean Sarah B. Holmes, Mr. and
The Physical Education depart- Park, H. S. Cleveland, H. D.
and R. P. Hobson.
non-creMrs. James Martin, Mrs. Lewis
courses
ment will offer
An American flag presented to Haggin, Capt. and Mrs. May, Major
in archery, badminton, tennis, vol
ley bail, bowling, folk dancing, and the University by Mr. and Mrs. C. and Mrs. D. C. Carpenter, Mrs.
W. Sulier of Lexington was acMoores, Miss Alberta
Elizabeth
intramural sports.
Limbach, Miss Ruth Jewell, Mrs.
All students are invited to partici' cepted by the committee.
Mildred Turner, and Miss Jane
pate in all Summer quarter activiHaselden..
ties.

Complete Program

University of Kentucky, Lexington, Ky.

Of Activit.es Set

FRIDAY, JULY 23, 1943

For New Session

Dance Is Set
For Saturday

Union To Be Closed
For Repairs Sunday
The second floor of the Union
building will be closed Sunday
for cleaning and repairs, according to an announcement
from Bart Peak, Union director.

stated

Pal-mor-

Funkhouser Sees
Invas.on Routes

Men Will Return
For Education
Says Dr Ligon

UK Girls Graduate
As Nurses' Aides
The eighth nurses' aide class, composed mainly of University girls,
was graduated Wednesday night at
the Good Samaritan hospital. The
classes are conducted by the Lexington chapter of the Red Cross
and are taught by Mrs. John Good.
Those completing the required
work were Barbara Bloom, Anne
Jamie Bronston, Sally Buckner, Ede,
na Mae Cravens, Sue Ann
Mrs. William H. Harris, Mrs.
Margaret Ann Hobbs, Edna Mae
Land. Marjorie Jane Land,
Grinstead Landrum, Martha Bell
Mann, Mildred Miller, Mrs. Bern-har- d
Radden, Mrs. Julia Reynier-so- n,
Betty Jane Shelley, Emma Lee
Reynolds, Martha Ringo, and Mary
Beulay Steele.
A class to be held at night will
begin in August and one during the
day in September. Anyone interested in enrolling should call the
Lexington Red Cross.

'Many of the young men and
Speaking on "The Invasion of
Europe" in connection with "The women whose education has been
Development of Man
Dr. W. D. interrupted by the war will return
Funkhouser, dean of the graduate to school for their period of readschool, told YM and TWCA members Tuesday, that the migrational justment," according to a forecast
routes used ten thousand years ago by Dr. M. E. Ligon, professor of
from Africa to Europe will probably secondary education at the Univerbe used again in the coming In- sity.
vasion of the Continent.
Dr. Ligon predicted in a recent
inAccording to Dr. Funkhouser, the radio broadcast that a post-wchange of climate In Africa neces- crease in enrollment in American
sitated an upheaval In living for the institutions of higher learning
white tribes, which had thrived in would be "beyond anything we have
Africa long before the Negroid. yet known." Influences of the war
This change forced the people to Itself will tend to greatly boost colscatter, most of them migrating to lege enrollment, he said.
Europe where the climate was more
"The federal government will peragreeable.
haps provide scholarships for reAs these routes proved successful turned soldiers. The emphasis given
ten thousand years ago, there is a to science by the war will increase
probability that they will be used the desire for broader training in
in the present crisis. Dr. Funkhous- this area. The enrollment of the
er explained.
students who have not
participated in the armed services Dean Holmes Calls
Boles Appointed
will Increase as well as that of
Woman Engineers
S. A? Boles, member of the Uni- graduate students," he continued.
Dr. Ligon discussed "Higher EduAny woman interested in the
versity athletic department, has
engineering ' probeen approved to serve as one of cation in ProspectJ in one of a Curtiss-Wrigthe public representatives on tri- series of broadcasts dealing with gram for women is asked to contact
partite panels of the regional War "Kentucky in Prospect" from the Dean of Women Sarah B. Holmes
immediately.
Labor Board, lt has been announc- University radio studios.
ed.
Feni-mor-

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it Women's
By Doris Singleton

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women will gladly step out of the
business world If their husbands
"are able to find positions.
"Women should take an active
part in community affairs when the
war is over," one coed said. They
should concentrate on returning the
home to normal, and forget industry. That is a man's job, she continued.
Numerous women, however, will
refuse to return to the home, was
the opinion voiced by several. After women have had a taste of
freedom In the business world and
more extensive rights they will not
want to give up these privileges.
"They will still want to wear
slacks," one said.
Women won't want to go back to
being "little money girls," one coed

No Drop Seen
In Enrollment
Registration for the second term
of the summer quarter began yes
terday in the Union with officials
expressing satisfaction with the en
rollment and predicting that it would
reach that of the last session.
The first term of the Summer
quarter saw 1,065 students enrolled
with a majority of women, 690 to
375 men students.
An additional 500 to 700 men will
be enrolled by August 9 In the University's Specialized Training Program, bringing the total soldier en
rollment to between 1100 and 1200
men.
Registration for the second sum
mer term will closfuly 20 at five
o'clock. The summer quarter ends
August 28.

From bluegrass to bonnets is a
pretty big jump, but the lads from
Kentucky who are stationed at
Camp Wolters, Texas have definitely shown that they can take a
blade of bluegrass and make lt top
any state flower in the country.
Nil
TL
1 nor
woman II
viner VI
Since the Kentucky contingent
stationed at the Texas post is so Is Union Movie
large, a program made up of Ken- "That Other Woman" will be the
tucky entertainers, Kentucky fan feature presentation of the movie
mail, and Kentucky humor was or at 6 pjn., Monday in the Union
ganized by several buck privates
who until the end of the winter
quarter were wending their happy
ways along the walks of the University. This program was plan-neto promote "esprit de corps'
(quoting C. Edwin Barnes, Camp
Wolters, Texas) and had its one

night stand Thursday, July 22.
The committee in charge, chosen
from the Kentucky men on the

building.
A short, "Along the Texas
Range," will be shown before the
main feature. There will be no sec
ond showing of the picture because
of the limited attendance.

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post, was headed by Clarence Edwin
Barnes who had as his undersec
retaries,
and work
ers. Bill Caywood, Bill Wichtman,
John Kerr, Tommy Bell, Bob MeyBy Snirley Meister
er, and Carlisle Myers. Lt. S. M.
Question: What kind of clothes
Nixson was a sort of "faculty advisor" to the group.
would you wear if yon could?
Pvt. Don Malick, Bradley hall: A
The blade of bluegrass was en
closed in a communique to the bright yellow tie.
Pfc Carlos Dyer, Fort Phoenix: A
Texas delegation from The Kernel
pin stripe worsted suit, preferably
black or dark blue. I'm also fond
Davenport To Speak
of natural gabardines.
Pvt. Seymour Soglin, Bradley hall:
At Reading Series
A zoot suit.
Dr. F. G. Davenport, head of the
CpL Alan Imhoff, Fort Phoenix:
history department at Transylvania Drape modeled zoot with three
college, will speak on "Notes on
pleats in the sleeves, rolling lapels,
American Culture," In the library's coat approximately 35 inches long,
browsing room in the fifth of the
slightly high waisted peg pants with
"Invitation to Reading" series at a pleat in back, loud ties preferably
3 pjn., Tuesday, July 27.
yellow, and long California coller
Dr. Davenport, who took his doc oxford cloth shirt with a fringe
torate at Vanderbilt, wrote his the' cuff, yellow stockings, tan buck
sis on "Cultural Life of Nashville.' skin shoes with crepe soles, and a
It has recently been published in pink carnation in my lapel.
book form. He is now. doing re
Pvt. Jim Tobin, Bradley hall:
search work on the cultural life of Sport clothing, tweeds and sandles
Kentucky.
so my hose can stick out.
Sgt. John L. Hanson, Fort Phoenix: I'd go fishing and wear overalls.
Pvt. Bill McGnire, Kinkead hall:
any kind as long as it has a
said. Particularly will the single Just
silver eagle on the collar.
girls hate to give up
Pvt. Jim Bryan, Fort Phoenix:
positions. "I am afraid there will
colbe trouble in the home after the Tan gabardine shirt with light
over, because women will lars (light as possible), real bright
war is
hold up the fact to the men that ties, dirty saddle oxfords, and loud
they can get a high position when' striped socks.
Pvt. A. C. Kubitx, Bradley hall:
ever they please, because they did
Pair of slacks, tweed sport coats,
it before," another added.
"When the war Is over, 111 prob- sport shirt, dirty saddle shoes, and
ably be attempting to make a home sweat socks.
CpL C. G. Fallon, Fort Phoenix:
in Russia or Germany. I intend to
go with my husband when he goes Fatigues, I'm a grease monkey.
Pvt. George Jackson, Breckinridge
over-sefor reconstruction,' an'
other said. With a possibility of the hall: Tan camels hair sport jacket,
occupation of Europe lasting 10 or white shirt, Windsor knot solid blue
15 years, that it will be up to the tie, dark brown wool gabardine
woman to adapt herself to the con slacks, brown and white shoes, red
ditions that exist where her hus and white socks, a convertible
band is stationed, was agreed upon coupe, and no hat.
(Continued on Page Three)
by all.

7

Place In Home9 Say Coeds

pjn., Saturday,
"Women's place after the war will
July 24, for all service men, in the be in the home," was
the answer
Bluegrass room of the Union buildgiven by a majority of women stuing.
Newman Club Picnic, 1:30 pjn. dents interviewed on the campus
Saturday, at the Fair grounds. AH when questioned in a poll taken this
week by The Kernel. Many agreed
soldiers invited.
Movie That Other Woman," 6 that any positions now held should
pjn, Monday, Union building.
be given up when the war is over.
TM-T6:15 pjn- - Tuesday, T
The single women are working
lounge.
now because they will want money
3 for the future, as it is with some of
Invitation to Reading Series
pjn.. Browsing room of the Library, the married women whose husDr. Francis O. Davenport.
bands are now in the service, they
Dancing Class 6 pjn., Wednesday agreed. The women who are workand Friday, Bluegrass room terrace. ing at the present will relinquish
6:30 p.m.. their jobs after the war because
Community Sing
Thursday, Amphitheater of Memor they are only saving money now,
was the opinion of one coed. The
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Dance

Kentucky Boys
At Camp Wolters
Have Big Reunion

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The Courthouse steps seem
to have become the center of
vigorous activity thanks to W.
S. Sutherland and his students
Latest
in public speaking.
demonstrator of the art of expostulation and gesticulation
was Marshall Hahn, who had
the job of convincing an audience of innocent bystanders
to take his remarkable exercise and massage course.
Dressed as a
man with whitened hair,
Marshall presented himself as
the prime example of success
which may be attained by
taking his course. Going even
to the extent of exposing his
chest and demonstrating a
few sample exercises, Marshall had the
stretching their muscles to his
rapid count. After the physical demonstration, Sutherland
stated, "I feel at least 20
years younger."

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Well, there went another
lapse of dear ole' exams . . .
now, don't we love 'em . . .
seems like scandal kinda'
withered away into the background 'cause of all those
tough quizzes we had too . . .
by the way, maybe you
flunked like yours truly did
. . . ain't very pleasant, is it?
. . . maybe you figure this way
too, though, that you can always make it up next term . . .
easy as heck to say, ain't it?
Exams never stopped such

charmin'

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as the

Jewell hall cuties, Yvonne
Stein, Louise Thompson, and
Wanda Steele, though . . .
been up to Rose street lately?
. . . that's where all the good
cold brew goes, so we've found
out . . . man, those campus
beauts sho' can throw it down
. . . you know how it is, all the
handsome ASTP men wander
down from their, hideouts to
take the gals up to Rose street
about 6:00 and keep 'em there
till about 7:30 consuming that
dangerous amber beverage
which Helen (sweetheart of
the soldiers) throws at you
any ill effects, Yvonne, Louise, or Wanda? . . .
Hear tell around the campus that our first year advanced military men who were
classified as juniors till they
the campus in

departed

the cold, grey dawn you

buzz me out,
From the sleep I've just slip- ped in.
And down the stairs you make
me jump
Fall
At your command:
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March for such outposts as
Camp Wolters, Texas, are
gonna' be wanderin' back up
Kaintuck way mighty soon
now

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audience

Sounds pretty darned good to
us, maybe this University will
look like the old times again
. . . the Cottage bar filled to
capacity, Rose street runnin'
over, even poor ole' Doc runnin' out of drinks up at his
place on Maxwell, not to mention the Mainspring and how
that good draught does hit the
thirst, mighty tasty, mighty
tasty. . . .
The women in the book
store are doin' their share in
buildin' morale. . . . Lucille
Clark and sister Pat are in
theredivin' for every would-b- e
suitor among the soldier mob
that rallies to the candy counter and pounds out the cokes
so that poor civilians are without (we love to give 'em, no
kidding, it helps our morale,
too, you know . . . and even
Miss Moores is bewitchin'
those poor helpless guys in
the (quote) "pea green suits"
(end quote) . . . say it's build-imorale, looks like some
pretty good schemin' from this
corner. . . .
To G. I. Sweepings: Bring
on your men! ! ! ! !
Enuff said, so long for now,
how's about rakin' up some
dirt, huh?
it says here.

To be perfectly frank, we're beginning to feel the pinch."

Today we are going to be
witty because exams are over
and we can devote all our
mental prowess to humor.
Let's start the proverbial ball
By BABY
two
Even though we usually the fact that the pitcher had rolling with
puns.
make it our business to be ev- - pitched three games in two
expectorate high on my
erywhere at the same time, days already (Shh! We only exams because I'll flunk that
ons gooa pucner;.
we were unable to attend the
classify don t.
How about organizing reg- Jewell hall roof dance last
Saturday night. After all, we ular leagues next term with
Qe to mayhem (if Jimmie
were only given three days the winner playing the Transy Fidler will pardon our
e
and a date is usually boys or Fort Knox? That could jng) Qh yes, Colonel Brewer,
fixed weeks in advance. All be done for softball as well aren't you in the Army?
.
.
the fellows said it was swell as basketball and any other
and they hope that many more- - sport you desire.
dances of that sort will follow.
Every time we pass Boyd . Gnawing their fingernails
south"
are
Undoubtedly, these dances hall, the fire escapeis down. ,n
re .faf "9
will enable a girl to "find her Does it pay to make inquiries emA
dream man," just as has oc- - QS to whothe cause is? What ,ad week .of plough
.fQ we,fk
curred in Mr. Hall's dancing is the bait up there, fellows?
up
goes home
class. In fact, this prompted
WQnt thk column to
Some few Kentucky
!y
the dancina instructor to make cont,nue next term please let
those A,rH
special announcement. (But us Lnow You, all know there are WOrrvina
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tngumg girls back home. Ap-L
you still owe me my Eversharo Qre plenty of
on the cam-- narentlv more than
a. ourelv
pencil which I ent to your niJ- - wrv n
?eserv I n9 otu,r patriotic motive has inspired
wife, Mr. HalL)
company (I knew shouldn't
em.
week wi tell the
One of the "brightest have said that.)
ta(e
ASTP students here remarked
Co c expreSSes its deepest
.
- it teir conao ence to their ist
n
Studying for exams in the
won't come down. For some bergeant who has just ro.
reason or other we all seem to ceived word that his' brother Z
TCIFJ?":
All night you stand outside my
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K,iLSOrWOVbOU,,h,S
bartl.e- - from
room
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war. we
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we can say is
lor
And keep me duly frighten- Every so often, Clark and that he will not have died in
!
edor
a
can' s,eeP' cm' KasDark have a tisnht n wh ch unin
Te?d- She Made a 2.5 Until She
forced into
all the furniture
it will e;,-make a noise
Moved Into Boyd Hall.
rne nigner aTmospnere
dut to state that we aM Qre ha
jn nexf week.enj
Qr n
rranTlc. freshmen scramblina
flu d., wa- once that nr ce
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inui ine aovernmenr Tests are Ul UUI
among volumes ot
ter, is brought into the vicin- - over Qncj forgotten.
The only time you re nice at
notes, sedate seniors noncha- ny, jiuney vuyei uiwuys seems
.
YOU
haven't heard nnw, ,u" .
to be the one who gets it. thina
"1
don-- r
,s when
iisten in reciting German, scared jun- sound AI
VY
Kiease, pretty Dlease exDlain Mecklenburg argue with Sam
Quiet
iors wringing their hands in
Allen, the formers physics anguish over pages of
by the clock
It's now
th.ankfu'
d
u?u column Kone "a
through this
has instructor, about a formula, history It began at 7 00 It
I'd like to start a riot.
gotten a mate room mate
Would you mind if we made asted until 2 00. And when
All day long you've dogged my to help clean his room. How- - a recording?
we awoke the next morning it
ever his new room mate,
Ad Libbing asked last week was sti going on. n curers
steps,
Your manner's most alarm- - Brent, seems to be the only for other G. I. expressions of Qnd shorts and beat-u- p
old
one who is happy about the approval aside from "on the sacks they crammed and wor-'n9deal. You should have taken ball" and a whistle. Give out ried and drank cokes. It was
And I no sooner fall asleep
our advice and let us om you. fellows when you see the gals harrowing, we repeat, but we
"Ye Gods! It's
Than
morning!"
The fourth platoon of Co. pass. You know, the real 0ved it. We can hardly wait
C seems to be the champ in Army way.
until next term,
I know it's not your fault, mah softball
on this side of the
Well, only nine more days
it
campus. They are looking for with 40 school hours and 20
fren
Saboteurs' heaven: the
Your duty is my sorrow.
a challenge from the other compulsory chow formations. Bookstore.
d
One
Hell! I just remembered now companies out in the woods.
Then we hope to head home time bomb would blow up both
That I'm O. D. tomorrow.
for some of that home cook- - coke machines and slow up
The only reason the
Allan Clark.
team of Co. B beat Co. C was ing. Boy, oh boy!!
the entire war effort.

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And go alone to breakfast.
But after that you stay away
And give me no more
trouble.
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rolls around
Until
"I Pt'c ooi on thP Hnuhle!"
five-thirt-

When seven - thirty ticks
around
You're standing by the door,
A stop watch in one hand you
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To keep the captain's score.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL

1943

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Pvt. John Densen, Bradley ball:
Tweed suits, slacks, and work
(Continued

clothes.
Pvt. Albert Weinberg, Breckinridge hall: Zoot suit with a reap
brim hat.
pleat with a
Pvt. John Mitchell, Bradley hall:
Shorts and a bow tie.
Pvt. Sidney VogeL Patterson hall:
A tiger skin four inches wide and
a bright smile.
Pvt. Eugene D. Koeak, Breckinridge hall: Pearl gray hat, three
inch brim, pork pie model, white
shirt, canary yellow tie, dark blue
finger
pin stripe suit,
tip length, trousers 26 at the knee,
IT cuff, yellow socks, tan shoes,
bootmaker finish.
Pvt. Jim Sanner, Bradley hall:
rd like to wear a girl on each arm.
ch

coat-drap-

ed

Pfc. Peter Black came in a very
close second. Though not having
ability of "Atlas," he
the
was thought to be quite cute by
sheets of a once perfect clinical
We present here what we believe most of the young ladies and bereport.
came known throughout the crowd
to be an entirely spurious account
The air turned crimson with emas "Pretty Boy." M. Ginsberg also
of a very Imaginary happening, bnt entered the contest, but finished a
barrassment.
The report went on the profes- we promised, so, to wit:
very poor third in the field of
sor's desk the next morning comThis past week-en- d
in the finals three.
plete with ink stains, coffee stains, of the male beauty contest in Rich- UGH!!!!
and dried tears.
mond (the home of the Wacs). one
Moral: Don't reach for the cof- of our very own soldiers Pfc. Mur- Club Sponsors Picnic
fee while writing a report and In- ray Fins ton was Judged the winThe Newman club will sponsor a
cidentally, what in the heck was ner. Besides having the best phys- picnic for all soldiers Saturday at
she doing drinking ration stamps, ique, "Atlas' Finston recited for the the Fair Grounds.
anyway???
Everyone who wishes to attend
girls' entertainment. His selections
were "Ring Around the Rosie" and must meet at the Union building
at 1:30 pm Saturday.
"Mary Had a Little Lamb."

She Cried In Her Coffee
By Scotty McCnlloch

The weary clock was pushing its
wearier hands around toward three
o'clock in the morning, when the
tired little med tech lifted her
tousled head from her books.
"Hallelujah! Another report finished! That's all for tonight!
Sandman, here I come!"
With a sweep of her hand she
reached for the lukewarm cup of
coffee beside her.
Crash!!!
With a wail of despair and a
scream of anguish she knelt on the
cold floor and huddled over the
fragments of a once whole china
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Carolyn, who was treasurer of the Y.W.OA last
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Pitkin club, and a member of Mortar Board, senior
women's honorary.
She was vice president of Cwens, sophomore honorary, and a member of Alpha Lambda Delta, freshman
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Friday, July 23, 1943

It's The Angle Of The Hat
That Gives Him Away

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Those pesky dandelion in your lawn might make a tire for your
auto. U. S. Department of Agriculture is experimenting with Russian dandelions at Cass Lake, Minn, to determine feasibility of producing rubber from the roots of this plant. Russians call their
Home owners call it a lot of other names!
plant
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the regular fellow

he's the one

makes you want to be an
Army wife. The lid is on at a
angle, and most of
the time looks as though he'd washed it himself and "couldn't do a
thing with it." He's the boy who
speaks back when you attempt a
friendly "hello" on the campus, and
doesn't just stare back, making you
feel foolish! He's the one who winks
at you when the squad passes,
boosting your ego, but not embarrassing you. He doesnt stand
around the wall at dances, but cuts

that

By Mary Jane GaUaher
missed at the back of his neck, and
They say you can tell about a
man's personality by the color of is practically nonexistent from a
the tie he wears. This old adage full face view, beware. This lad is
was good advice back in the
of the practical joker clan. Fun if
days, but nowadays you like things humming and are
when not only are his ties all the
being made fun of.
same hue, but so is the rest of him, not the one
steps
poor female to judge if He's the one who sits on the
how is the
as you attempt to leave McVey.
he even has any personality.
He's the fellow who is always evThe answer, after many weeks of erywhere, never seeming to go to in and carries his half of the chitUniversity coed's classes, and forever the life of the
research in the
He's Just like the lads who've
behalf, has been found. The per- party. If you can stand the strain, chat.
left our campus watch for him and
sonality, character, and individu- take him up on that Saturday night
avoid the others. He's your type,
ality, are all expressed in that tob- date.
slow on the uptake, maybe, but
acco-worm
green object, the faSaving the best for last, you have comes in fast on the downgrade.
tigue hat. For example:
you meet the soldier who hangs
If
his fatigue hat on one side of his
head, so as to appear to be slipping
off continually, but is stopped only
by his ear, be careful! This peculiar angle means not only that
his ears are extra strong, but the
rest of him probably is too the
type that hair pullin', scratching,
Incorporated
and screaming doesn't Affect. Getting rid of him on the front porch
quietly at 1 am. is definitely impossible.
The direct opposite of this woman-eater
is the boy who apparently
raises his hat to arms length above
his head and jams it down, but
hard. All that you can see by glancing at him are his uppers and the
lobes of his ears. Here you have
EYE-FULL
the timid type. Good for holding
your hand in the picture show after
He blushes
three months' time.
when you look at him, and is the
being too shy
perpetual blind-dat- e,
to drag in a woman of his own.
Coming straight from some college campus you have the sports
model or college joe. Slight dip in
front and definite turn up in the
back. Simply reeks fraternity, convertibles, and slinky blondes. He
invariably thinks his college and
frat the only one in the world, but
ft Sort out all your clothes and be sure to
is glad to be out of camp and on
any campus. Usually homesick, he
covers up with a rah! rah! air, but
send them to us for our
when known better usually turns
out to be lots of fun. However, a
word to the
watch his
line-i-lt-'s
smooth.
If you encounter a man whose
WITH FREE
hat dips a little forward, let him
do the talking. He will, anyway,
so dont struggle for that
He's the leader of men
IS9
variety. Naturally a platoon leadEAST
er, he counts cadence so loud he
MAIN
UtUnOEAEM DM CUAOErtS RU0 aCAOCM
can be heard from Rose to Lime.
He's tough and his methods
especially after a beer or
so. If out with him, it Is permis
sible to kick, gouge out eyes, or
use any other coy, and ladylike
maneuvers to put your point across.
When the chapeau appears to be
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