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KERNEL

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LEXINGTON, KYm OCTOBER 4, 1918

S. A. T. C. QUOTA MAY

BE INCREASED HERE

FOLLOW FLAG

be made within two months with the
War Department, the University may
enroll either more or less members
of the S. A. T. C. than are now being
trained.

MEMBERS

Over-Sea- s.

ALL- - ARE

OPTIMISTIC

As the barracks now under conScattered thruout the United States, struction will house 1,000 men, and
some in England, a few fortunate additional barracks will probably be
enough to be at the front, numbers built for' the Naval section, according
of our boys former members of the to Ensign C. V. Derr, who is here this
Kernel staff are fighting, or preparing week, it is probable that the S. A. T. C.
to fight for the greatest cause which quota will be Increased.
ever engaged the sons of America in
battle. Do they miss the old friends
and associates which made up their
WILDCATS TO TRY AND
lives only a short time ago? Yes.
Their letters are full of the longing
WRECK BIG RED TEAM
to see dear faces and familiar scenes.
homage goes
Our hearts, our heart-fel- t
out to them, "on land and sea, where-eve- r
they may be," our boys.
Probable Lineup For SaturAmong our favorites, we remember
day Game Made Public
John Marsh, who left Lexington last
By Coach.
Spring with the Barrow Unit, or as it
is called in England, the "Wheel-barroOn Friday night the Wildcats leave
Unit." John is now in England,
for Oxford, Ohio, where they meet the
near South Hampton. Necessarily, his
strong Miami University team on Sataccounts of his work are restricted,
urday. Miami defeated Ohio Northbut he writes of the amusement furern last Saturday 47 to 0, and Capnished by the people of England,
tain Heber, who witnessed the game,
whom he finds most hospitable. At
reports a hard game in store for
present, he is situated in a beautiful
Manor, the grounds of which extend
Coach Gill and Athletic Director
over two hundred acres, and furnish
sports for the boys with tennis courts, Boles have been working the men
dancing greens, and a river for fishing hard for the last two weeks, however,
and they are confident that they will
and swimming.
some good Germans they bring home the large end of the
"I've seen
are dead," wrote Lieutenant "Bill score. Owing to the cancellation of
Shinnick in one of the many entertain- the game with Marshall College, which
ing letters which he has sent from was scheduled for last Saturday, a
the front in France. The Kernel sends practice game was arranged between
the first team and the scrubs, which
back his message to Professor Noe
resulted in the regulars walking over
"Best Wishes."
First Lieutenant J. Franklin Corn, the scrubs by a score of 28 to 0. The
now a member of the 46th U. S. Infan- men worked well together, and all intry, is looking forward with his cus- dications are that Kentucky will have
tomary eagerness for big undertakings, a championship team this year. There
to his first encounter with the Hun. are a large number of men out for
Lieutenant Corn assures us that ho is practice and more are coming each
never too busy to think ofteVi of the day, many of whom are showing first
many friends whom he claimed as a team caliber.
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MEN SINCE MAY 5

President McVey has been notified
that under the permanent contract to

Letters Home Tell Of Adventures at Home and

UNIVERSITY HAS TRAINED

Lee McClaln, who left school last
year, graduated in August from the
It. O. T. C, at Camp Taylor, with a
commission of Second Lieutenant, and
is now at Camp Jackson, Columbia,
S. C. Ho also is looking forward to
going "over there" soon.
Frederick
Jackson
and Charles
Planck, two prominent members of
last year's staff, enlisted together in
the Marines shortly after the close of
school, and were for a time in the
same company. However, a fall, resulting in seriouB Injury to his knee,
kept Mr. Jackson in the hospital for
several weeks, and separated the two
chums. They are both on Paris Island,
S. C. Mr. Planck writes that he is
amusing himself singing, and writing
parodies on all the latest war songs.
Lieutenant Hubert Graham is with
the 84th Division, who send notice of
their safe arrival overseas.

Students Take
Places in Fighting
Forces.

Technical

424 MORE IN TRAINING
Since the fifth of May, the Univer
sity of Kentucky has sent out over
eight hundred technically trained men
to take their places in the' fighting
forces of the country. By the end of
October, four hundred and twenty-fou- r
more will have gone, making a total
'of over twelve hundred select draft
men trained by the University within
the last six months.
Of the courses offered the men, automobile mechanics has proven the most
popular, having been chosen by two
of the Tenhundred and seventy-twnessee men, and by one hundred and
ninety-fou- r
Kentucklans. Radio comes
men from the
second, with forty-nintwo camps in each class; carpentry
men from the
third, with thirty-threfrom the
first camp and eighty-eigh- t
second; electrical engineering fourth,
men in the fl.rst, and
with twenty-sitwenty-threin the second, while
blacksmithing comes last,
men from both camps having signed
up for this course. .
In the present camp, automobile
mechanics still retains its popularity.
There are at present two hundred and
nineteen men in this course. The
radio classes have increased from
ight
men in the first two classes,
to eighty in the present. While the
blacksmithing and electrical classes
remain practically the same, containmen, reing thirty and thirty-eigh- t
spectively.

From a field of fifteen candidates,

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ing Saturday

on

Stoll Field.

Saturday when Captain Mills and
Lieutenant Fletcher held an inspection
of all S. A. T. C. men.
"This disease, which has been
blamed for the alarming number of
death in our army and navy, is not oft
en in itself fatal," says Dr. Pryor. "It
is pneumonia, which seizes the pa
tient in his weakened condition, which
is the real cause of the high mortality.
A strong healthy young person is very
rarely unable to resist an attack if
reasonable care is taken. The disease
is easily spread, and it is unwise to
mingle In large crowds while the epidemic rages."

BOTTLED IN BOND' TO
SACRIFICE

PAY SUPREME

Half Mile Radius Will Close
South Side Saloons

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"HOW DRY I AM
No more shall the bright lights twinkle, or the swinging doors swing back
and forth, for gloom has been dispelled over the south side of Lexington.

According to an official statement
issued by Captain H. N. Royden, commandant at the University of Kentucky, the city authorities were informed Thursday, that the University
had completed its enrollment of 250
students in the student army, thus
military
qualifying it as a bone-fidcamp. The new
Federal regulation as applied to educational institutions, with the student army training corps, compels all saloons within a
half mile radius, to be closed within
thirty days after notification. Practically all of the saloons on the south
side of the city will be affected by
this law, which means that all
the apostles of "John Barleycorn" will
have to lay in their supply before
October 2G, as It Is tho general opin
ion that nil stocks and fixtures of
saloons will have been disposed of by
that time. Howover, some city offi
cials have stated that notification of
tho closing of saloons must bo issued
by United States District Attorney
Slattery, and as yet no such messago

MARKED

BY OATH

ALLEGIANCE

TO

OF
FLAG

1,100 Men Students Become

Members of U. S. Army

and Navy

REP. CANTRILL SPEAKS
"Peace Assured in Short
Space of Time."
The most auspicious ceremonies
which have as yet attended the conversion of the University of Kentucky
Into a school for training the future
defenders of the nation, were observed
on the campus Tuesday morning when
the 1,100 men students comprising
the two hundred men of Camp Buell
and the army and navy divisions of the
Students' Army Training Corps, took
the oath of allegiance to the flag, and
automatically became members of the
greatest fighting orgainzation of the
day, the United States Army and
Navy.
The men fell into rank promptly at
11 o'clock and after the flag raising,
during which the band played the
Star Spangled Banner, the oath was
read by Captain H. N. Royden and repeated by the men.
The reading of the message of the
President to the men entering the
S. A. T. C, by Lieutenant P. W.
and the reading of the message
of the Secretary of War by Lieutenant
A. K. Chambers followed. General Orders of the day were read by Lieutenant W. B. Marxsen, while the message of General March to the S. A. T.
C. was read by Lieutenant Arthur
Trimble.
Erns-berge- r,

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ARMY AND NAVY TO
BE FOOTBALL RIVALS

AN APOLOGY.

Owing to negligence of the printers,

The blemish
in last week's Kernel.
Thoy was on the first page and in a letter

moot-

have all the lung power and personal- written by one of tho boys "over
ity needed for the job and with tho thero" to a friend in tho University.
student body behind them, will give The management of tho Kernel regrets
our teams the encouragement they the mistake and takes this opportunneed.

It isn't the "Flu." Tho their eyes
may water and their noses may run;
not a S. A. T. C. man has a genuine
case of Spanish Influenza, it was found

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Ramsey, of the Naval Branch and who did not carry out the correction
Stevens and Stoa, of tho Army Branch, in proof, an outlawed word appeared
woro elected cheer leaders at a

NO INFLUENZA AMONG Si A. T, C.
S. A. T. C. STUDENTS

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Athletic Director Boles has arranged for a series of football games
between the Army and Navy divisions
of tho S. A. T. C. There is much good
which will go material in both sections, he says, and
The probable line-uagainst Miami, will be Downing, c; a high spirit of rivalry is looked for.
Herndon, Ivelly and Moore, guards; This will give an opportunity for many
Baugh, Murpheo and Bastin, tackles; men to take part in atheltics who othCaptain HeberMand Dlshman, ends; erwise would have no chance.
Riddle, quarterback; Bartlott or Snod-dPractice will be started next week,
fullback;
Bland and Shanklin,
and Athletic Director Boles announces
halfbacks.
that all who wish to participate should
report to him Monday.

CHEER LEADERS ARE
ELECTED FOR YEAR

No. 2

ity to apologize to its readers.

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has been received.
After being informed of tho now
regulation, Commissioner of Public
Safety, Thomas C. Bradley, assured
tho commandant that tho city police
department would
with him
in enforcing tho now order when It
goes into effect. Copies of the now
Federal regulation woro sont to Commissioner Bradley, to call attention to
tho probable early enforcement of tho
new rule.

The command was then given to
pass in review, after which the men
wore marched to the concrete stadium
in front of Mechanical hall, where they
were seated upon the grass.
Takes Charge.
L. McVey took
charge of the ceremonies at this point,
introducing Representative John C.
Cantrill, who mado the principal address of tho morning.
McVey

President Frank

Representative
Cantrill first expressed his appreciation for having
been asked to speak to this body of
young men who had dedicated themselves upon that day to their country
and its military service.
Representative
Cantrill made a
strong speech in which ho emphasized
tho greatness of tho opportunity, tho
prlvllogo which thoso mon had of becoming educated soldiers and sailors.
Ho stated that under tho able instruction of tho faculty of tho University
and of the officers who are in command of tho different detachments,
their opportunities for proparing to
Join tholr "brothers" now fighting on
tho battlefields of Francowjj?.
enlarged.
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colors," ho snld, "nnd tlioy liavo the
"No set of men nre prepared to bo
sntlflfnction of knowing Mint they hnvo
better, clenner citizens, thnn those now
the stop for the greatest cnuso nnd
serving in tho mllitnry forces of Amercountry of the present tiny."
ica. Every precnutlon hns been taken
"These men," continued Represen to provido
for the health of tho United
tatlvo Cnntrlll, "have just stnrted on Stntes soldier
nnd ns n result there Is
their military enreers, and It hns been no healthier body of men In tho world.
estlmnted by military cxpertB that There are according
to avnllnblo
with the three million men now being
fewer deaths in tho nrmy thnn
propared for military service, In addiin civil life. As a compnrlson of the
tion to the two million men now In present methods
of health and welfare
France, will soon conquer the enemy tho Spanish war
methods were cited.
of democracy nnd of the world, the
It Is shown that twenty out of every
German Knlser."
1,000 men engaged with tho American
Mr. Cnntrlll stated thnt he was proud forces during this conflict died of
of the representatives of this country typhoid fever. Now according to surnow In France, nnd he knew that It geons of the United States Army
was the supreme wish of all men to Corps, this disease is practically unreach the fighting area before tho close known.
of the war.
Health In the Army.
"Tho men now protecting the allied
"Statistics show that In civil life of
nations at the front are the admira
today, six out of every thousand men
tlon of all the world," stated Mr. Can
between the ages of 21 and 31 die,
trill.
while the statistics of the United
Nothing Too Good.
States Army show that only two out
"I am not here to give ndvlce to
of every one thousand men in the
these men," declared the speaker,
military service die of disease.
"that will be given by the instructions
"Nothing is left undone which may
of the Institution and by the officers
better aid the soldier to build up and
commanding the military divisions, I
strong healthy body. His
am here as a representative of the maintain a
character- and private life are propeople, to say to the young men who
Is conhave but just entered the military tected from abuse, all of which
discipline and the sucservice of their country, and to the sistent with
cess of gigantic military organizacivilians gathered here on this momentous occasion
it is the unani- tion.

that

mous opinion of the nation and
gress that nothing is too good for the
American soldier and that all necessary to his health and comfort will be
provided, no matter at what cost."
"When the conflidt fls over, you
will have a share in the glory, to
bring back to this country on your
return from Europe, and the children
of today and men yet unborn will owe
you an everlasting debt of gratitude."
"No nation has ever accomplished
such a gigantic program comprising
all lines of military art and all forms
of work directly bearing on military
accomplishment as that planned and
perfected by tho American Government with the support of all the citizens In tho past eighteen months.
Victory Assured.
"Because of the staunch patriotism
of tho American people as a whole and
of tho young men of military age and
fitness this work was possible. They
were responsible for this complete
change of policy. In the eighteen
months two million men were transported to the shores of Great Britain,
France and Italy. By next June, it is
planned to have three million more
men on the scene of action. With this
number in line, victory is said by
military experts to be practically assured within a short space of time.
"Our navy haB taken second place
among the navies of the world while
before the war it occupied a place
considerably
down tho line. The
United States has worked out a ship
building program which has placed
this country second to no other nation in the world today. Two hundred
and three shipyards along the coasts,
employing half a million men are
building ships faster than the German
submarines can sink them. The gigantic ship building program of this
country was entirely responsible for
the failure of tho submarine policy of
starving the people of France and
Ezlaiid, which was planned by the
.Government.
con-

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"These men will go to France to repay the debt which the United States
owes to that country for her aid during
the American Revolution when America threw off the yoke of Great Britain
and the Thirteen Original States declared their independence to the mother country.

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Students have prone direct from this CoIIeo
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"This is not the time for pacificism
and the cry of peace should be answered by the rifle, bayonet and cannon. Before the declaration of war
by the United States upon the Germa'n
Imperial Government, there was some
excuse for those who sided with that
government by militarism, but since
the signing of the declaration, it is the
duty of every citizen to uphold the
country and pray for the success of
our armies until peace comes. When
tho most brutal, egotistical and murderous nation in the world has been
defeated for all times by the armies of
the Allied countries, then will be tho
time for tho discussion of peace.

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Military Headquarters
We have long been known as headquarters for
Military Equipment in Central Kentucky

Wipe Out German Autocracy
"The only kind of peace to be desired is one which will come from a
complete wiping out of German autocracy.

ARMY UNIFORMS
ARMY OVERCOATS

"It is tho duty of every loyal Amerwith the
ican citizen to
Government to the fullest extent in
view of a peace of the nature desired.
A peace which will extend all over
the world.

ARMY RAIN COATS

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FLANNEL SHIRTS
ARMY SWEATERS

In closing Representative
Cantrill
said, "May tho spirit of God be with
you, may the fates of war be kind to
you, you may bo sure that all those
left behind will back you to the limit
of their resources. May tho God of
all nations watch over you and protect you, bringing all of you back to
this country at the termination of the
war and the signing of the peace
treaty."
On tho stadium wore representatives
of tho Army and Navy, Captain H. N.
Royden and Lieutenant Teach and
Ensign Dorr, of the Navy.

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Every Saturday Evening

Trustees Authorize Plans
and Confirm Appointment

Phone 547

We Are Headquarters
For Military Supplies and: other articles you may need
while here in College, and hereby submit a partial list:
Safety Razors, Comfort Kits, Sewing Kits, Trench
Mirrors, Money Belts, Tooth Brushes, Knee Desks, Wrist
Watches, Rubber Set, Shaving Brushes, Registration
Card Cases, Infantry Drill Regulation Books, Stationery,
Shaving preparations of all kinds, Razor Strops, Waterman Fountain Pens, Pencils, Ink.
We carry the most complete line of candy in the city
packages; always
in half, one, two, three,
fresh and kept in refrigerator case.
nd

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At a mooting of tho Board of Trustees, Wednesday, In President McVey's
office, Chairman It. C. Stoll was authorized to borrow $40,000 to reimburse tho Pcabody Fund of tho Department of Education. A committeo
waB appointed, composed of P. P.
Johnston and Wellington Patrick, to
audit the accounts of tho Experiment
Station and report to tho Government.
It was decided to porcuro plans for a
building which will probably bo established north of the Curl
Engineering building.
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Four pianos are to be purchased for
tho Department of Music. The following appointments were confirmed:
Professor F. J. Sutton, assistant professor of Horticulture.
Miss Olllno Cruickshank, temporary
assistant In the bacteriology laboratory of public service.
Mr. G. W. Whiting, instructor In
English.
Dr. Arthur W. Calhoun, assistant
professor of Sociology.
Miss Madge Lamareaux, instructor
in Home Economics.
Mr. W. R. Jillson, assistant professor
of Geology.
Mr. L. H. McCain, bookkeeper to
business office.
Miss Jean MacKennon, acting head
of the Department of Home Economics,
with the title of Professor of Home
Economics.
O. R. Clutter, assistant professor In
chemistry.

FOUR LEAVE FOR
NAVAL AVIATION
Robert Arnold, Algie Woods, George
Zerfoss and Elsey McClelland, all
members of the Naval branch of the
S. A. T. C. have received orders to
leave for Minneapolis immediately, to
report for service in Naval Aviation.
These men have all been prominent
In University activities.

FORMER ALPHA ZETA
GETS HIS CAPTAINCY

This Space Reserved
For

Grave Cox & Co.
"THE MILITARY SHOP"

George Reusch, a freshman member
of the S. A. T. C, has received a letter from his brother, Louis Reusch,
stationed at present at Camp Lee,
Va., announcing that he has been pro
moted from a lieutenant to a captain.
Reusch was an honor man in the College of Agriculture before joining the
army, and was a member of the Alpha
Zeta fraternity.

CAPT. SAYERS ACROSS
"REGARDS TO ALL"

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We Tell You We'll Do "Thus and So"
You'll Find We Always Do It

HOLD US TO
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Hours 8 to 12
Smith's Orchestra
All University Boys are cordially invited
Classes of instruction at Hughes Studio,
Over Woman's Exchange

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A post card from Capt. Warner P.
Sayers, headquarters staff of the 84th
or Lincoln Division briefly states:
"Have arrived safely overseas. Best
regards to all." Captain Sayers, formerly in charge of the War Risk Insurance Bureau at Camp Taylor,
claims Covington, Cincinnati and Lexington, Ky., as his civilian homes. He
Is a graduato of University of Kentucky and was sent to Chicago shortly boforo tho 84th Division was moved
to Chlllicotho for a special course in
military clerical work and

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
Published every Thursday thruout the Collego year by the Btudcnt body
of the University of Kentucky, for the benefit of the students,
alumni and faculty of the Institution.
THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is the official newspaper of the University.
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THORNTON CONNELL
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Managing
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"Squirrel
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Editor
Editor
Editor
Food"
Editor
Editor
Home Economics
Patterson Hall
Philosophlan
Law
Engineering
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Parrish

Miss Katherine Weakley
Gavin Norment
Miss Mildred Graham
Miss Austin Lilly
Miss Virginia Helm Mllner
Miss Louise Will
Cecil Heavrin
N. D. Witt
R.J. Ralble

"Co-ed-

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Men of
and older,
classified in the Arts and Science College must change their schedule of
work so that essential subjects receive more of their time. This new
ruling will not apply to
students and Btudents of industrial
chemistry.

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REPORTERS.
MeGibben, Frances Marsh, Margaret
Bryan, Katherine
Smith, Roberta Blackburn and Margaret McClure.
BUSINESS STAFF
Business Manager
Edwin T. Tapscott
Assistant Business Managers
J. P. Barnes and Carl Dinker
H.

SINGING HELPS IN FIGHTING.
TO
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This University has never occupied an outstanding
& S. STUNTS
position because of its musical activities, while a sister AFFECT
of town has boasted an excellent
college on the northside
Glee Club for several years. Kentucky has had the advantage of musical training, but students of the past Reclassification Necessary
have fought shy of it. A new era is at hand. Male
to Meet Requirements
students are soldiers and sailors in training. Military
of the U. S. Army
authorities have said that a "singing army is a winning
army." Let a songbrd perch in every tree.
In this connection the Kernel is pleased to note the ESSENTIAL SUBJECTS
rapid advancement of the 1918 band under direction of
The most recent
Professor Carl Lampert. If this organization of play- Government regardingorders from the
the
ers continues to improve for the next sixty days as fast Army Training Corps apply toStudents'
tho men
as it has for the last three weeks, Kentucky will have classified In Collcgo of Arts and
a band to be duly proud of.
20 years
Science.

G.

DO OR DIE.
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The object of this reclassification,
Is, no doubt, to have the men devote

practically their entire time to the
essential subjects specified for their
respective branches of the service.
THE LEFT OVERS.
This is imperative as they may have
Camp Buell Instructor: "Mechanic,
but a single term of twelve weeks in
have you taken that automobile apart
college, depending upon the course
and put it back together?"
they are pursuing.
Student Mechanic: "Yes, sir."
This same change may apply in the
Instructor: "Well, where did all
near future to men having attained the
those bolts, taps, and things on the
age of 19 years, altho nothing definite
ground come from?"
regarding the latter measure has as
Student Mechanic: "Oh, they're the
yet been established.
It is not the
pieces that I couldn't find a place for,
War Department's desire to prescribe
sir."
for all the several hundred approved
educational institutions a rigid and
THE SEWING COMBINATION
(fixed curriculum, drawn without refProfessor in English class: "Miss erence to the varying facilities and reTucker and Miss Smock are both in sources of these institutions.
On the
this class, aren't they? Well, they other hand a certain amount of preought to make a real cute combina- scription is imperative for the reason
tion."
that members of the S. A. T. C. must
be prepared to meet specific and uniform army tests and requirements.
DANGEROUS BEASTS.

4

Private Zimmie Zane, the Kentucky
wise owl, having recently joined the
S. A. T. C, says
"Be a miser,
Swat the Kaiser,
On the level
He's a devil.
Buy a shell,
Give him but what's the use
indulging in personalities.

Never before in the history of the University of
Kentucky has so impressive a ceremony been held, never
DEFERRED PAYMENT
before last Tuesday was there such a student body as
A little girl of eight, entered a store
that which assembled on the campus, when 1,200 men, in a small town and said: "I want
the cream of Kentucky, from the mountains, the "Pen-nyril- some cloth to make my dolly a dress.'-- '
and the Bluegrass, pledged allegiance to .their
The merchant selected some and
flag and became soldiers and sailors of the country for handed the child the package.
which it stands.
"How much is it?" she asked.
Khaki and navy blue were to be seen here and there,
"Just one kiss," was the reply.
but in a preponderant majority were the men dressed
"All right," said the child, as she
in cloth cut after the civilian fashion of the day. Instead turned to go, "Grandma said to tell
of detracting from the thrill and glory of the day, how- you she would pay you when she came The professor had been telling his
ever, perhaps the manner in which the men were clad, in
Zoology class about the rhinoceros JOURNALISM STYLE
Harper's Monthly.
recalling American history, added zest and patriotism.
family.
BOOK IS OFF PRESS
When America first fought for freedom, the farmer
"Now," he said, "name some things
FROM THE FACULTY.
left his plow in the furrow, the blacksmith forgot his
A "Style Book," composed by ProProfessor F. says: "Believe in love that are very dangerous to get near
anvil. The one did and lived, the other did and died. at iflrst sight? Of course, I do, and to, and that have horns."
fessor Grehan, of the Department of
Since that time generations have come and gone; battles the only reason why there isn't more "Automobiles!" promptly answered Journalism, will be of great help to
have been fought and won, but in the keeping of soldiers
all students of Journalism, also to
is
individual doesn't the beaming Freshman.
and sailors such as are in training at this University, of it the that the one, so just com
such writers as may desire to use it.
meet
elected
America and the ideals for which she stands are safe. promises
with some duck that hapNEXT, PLEASE.
This work is intended to help solvq
There was preparatory formation. The S. A. T. C. pens by."
"A kiss,
difficulties that present themselves in
band began to play "The Star Spangled Banner." Rifles
A sigh,
the daily routine of work of reporters,
were brought to present arms; unarmed men came to a
Know a joke?
A long
copy readers or editors of publications.
rigid salute and the Stars and Stripes were drawn to full
Heard some gossip?
And he Is gone.
It contains rules affecting points that
mast with the first strains of the National Anthem.
Squirrel Food wants to know.
frequently confuse students of journalPatriotism beat in every heart. The sentiment was "do
A show,
Tell its Editor.
ism and writers.
or die."
A go,
The various sections contain general
Men training to fight and conquer for this land of
"A Liberty Bond slacker,
Another beau,
instructions to writers, instructions