xt7c862b9d0t https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7c862b9d0t/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19350402 newspapers sn89058402 English Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, April 2, 1935 text The Kentucky Kernel, April 2, 1935 1935 2013 true xt7c862b9d0t section xt7c862b9d0t i TUESDAY EDITION SEMI-WEEKL- KERNEL Y ffff Best Copy Available THE KENTUCKY KERNEL UNIVERSITY VOL. XXV. Squad of Seventy Works Out Under Coach Wynne In Spring Practice Although handicapped (lightly by Mveral rainy days, Coach Chet Wynne la satisfied that his Wildcat football candidates are gradually rounding into shape after a little more than two weeks of spring drills. Coach Wynne announced that the first practice game of the training season will be held on Friday, April 13. More than 70 aspirants for berths oa next season's grid team are working out dally at the practice field, many of whom have had no college experience. While none of these boys Is expected to step Into a regular position In the fall, several of them show promise for future teams. The regular training routine Is still being followed except that scrimmage sessions now wind up the dally program. All the candidates get an opportunity to display their ability and it gives the coaching staff an Idea of the material that will be available for next season. It appears now that the whole team will be stronger and more experienced than It was last season. Only a few of the regulars were lost through graduation and the majority of the players will nave at least a year's experience behind them. One of the major difficulties last season was the lack of capable end replacements. Among the meet likely candidates for the Jobs this year are Captain Jimmy Long, Oene Bryant, Jim Goforth, "Duke" Ellington, Joe "Red" Hagan, and of "Andy" Anderson, captain-ele- ct Wildcat basketball team. The tackle positions should be well protected by Stan Nevers, the Olah, Joe Bofjse, J. Franklin Wallace, Skaggs, "Dusty" Rhodes, Waller Rodes, Wade and Lancaster. Nevers, as a sophomore last season gave promise of being one of Ken- tucky's greatest linemen and stands out as the best of the candidates for his position. Two guards, who have seen plenty of action, Joe Huddleston and Sam Potter, will again be available for duty. Lexio Potter and Prank McClurg, along with Homer Nicholas and Charlie Johnson, are all helping to ease Coach Twomey's worry about the guard berths. The center position may be the strongest spot in the Wildcat line if present Indications mean anything. Oene Myers, the sophomore, is the leading pivot performer, his previous experience giving him a decided edge. Hlnke-bln- e, of last year's freshman team, and Pete Kurachek, a converted guard, have been showing up well, aa has Dick Mead, an A&hland product. "Bo" McMillan, Wes Taylor, Bob Sherman, Jay Luclan and Dick Robinson are all getting an opportunity to call signals and the position seems to be wide open at this time. From the 1934 Kitten squad. Bob Davis, the Dayton d, flash, Red Simpson, Sonny and Jimmy Wadlington, bid fair to make the grade, among others. Bo-lan- News Flashes NRA QUESTIONED 1 (INS) April Constitutionality of the whole recovery act became a major issue Washington, today to the Administration's fight to have the NRA extended another drive detwo years. A veloped in the Senate to force the Government to test the constitutionality of N. I. R. A., before Congress acts on President Roosevelt's extension request for a two-year la KENTUCKY LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, TUESDAY, APRIL 2, 1935 Strong Team for 1935 Seen As Cats Round Into Form After Two Weeks of Drills previous OF Y. W. ELECTION AT ADMINISTRATION BUILDING TODAY NRA. GERMANY'S YOUNG ARMY Berlin, April 1 (INS) At the rate of several hundred a day, young men have been pouring Into the German army in advance of the reintroductlon of conscription, It was learned authoritatively today. Conscription is not expected to be Imposed until after the conference on European rearmament at Stresa, April 11. and youths, by enlisting before April 13, have the privilege of choosing their own detachments. British-French-Itali- an GARDEN CLUB TO MEET Professor O. S. Crouse, of the College of Engineering, will address the Irvine Garden Club on rose culture on the evening of Monday, April 8th at Irvine. Ky. Professor Crouse has grown rosea for IS years in Kentucky and la an authority on their culture. Campus Vocal Contest to Be Broadcast Over WLAP Association Plans to Engage Tibbett for Next Year's Series Wilbur Evans, Program Slated to Begin at Eleven O'clock Wednesday Morning in Memorial Hall young American baritone, presented the final concert of the seriea sponsored by the CONTEST SPONSORED COPIES OP RULES TO RE DISTRIBUTED Petitions to nominate officers for the Women's Self Government association must be in the office of the dean of women by noon Thursday, April 4. Officers which will be elected are secrepresident, tary, treasurer, and town representative. Each petition must be signed by at least 30 women students. Only girls who are registered as Juniors this year are eligible for the presidency. The election will be held from 9 until 12 and 1 until 4, Monday, April 8, in White hall. Community Concert BY U. K. EXTENSION association, Friday night at Mmorial hall. One Independent Group from Contest To A plan was devised by Prof. R. Extemporaneous D. Mclntyre, of the University facBe Held Thursday MornEach of Men's Dorms to ulty and secretary of the associaing at U. of K. Be Eligible for tion, Contest JUNIOR PROM TO BE ON APRIL Baritone HIGHSGHOOLSTO Lexington Leader Trophy WINNERS TO GIVE Is Presented On MEET AT UK FOR Is Won by Kernel for Best Kentucky College Paper RADIO PROGRAM Music Program SPEECH TOURNEY CWENS.0DK SING Young Entire Program of New "All WSGA Petitions Due on Thursday NEW SERIES NO. 48 17 whertby who Intend to Join the association may Permission to broadcast on a hear six concerts instead of the special program the winning boys' five scheduled for next year. Those were guests at the and girls' group in the Sing over WHAS has been ob- Evans concert. Among the artists who are betained from Elmer O. Sulzer, head of the WHAS extension studio, by ing given consideration for the a representative of Cwens, sopho- next season by Prof. Mclntyre include Richard Crooks, tenor; Nino more women's society, Martini, tenor; Lawrence Tibbett, of the affair. According to Mr. Sulzer, the en- baritone; Nathan Mltetein, violintire sing will be broadcast over ist, and the Vienna Choir boys. WLAP, local station, when it is given April 10. This will be the first time this affair has ever been broadcast. Copies of the rules for the sing are being distributed this week to all fraternities and sororities and to the Independent groups which are eligible to compete. New UK Flying Club Receives Primary Glider Museum The Kentucky High school speech tournament will be held at the University from Wednesday through Saturday of this week under the sponsorship of the department of University extension, with Lewis Clifton, acting director, in charge. Opening at 11 a. m Wednesday, the program will begin at Memorial hall, and at 1:15 p. m. the first round of debating for all teams entered will be held. At 3:30 p. m. the second round is scheduled, and an laformal reception for all visit ors will be held at 7 o'clock in Pat terson hall, under the sponsorship of the Y. W. C. A. and the Y. M C. A., followed by a picture show Petitions for Queen Must Be in By Wednesday Noon of April 3; Election to Be Held In addition to the rules printed party. April 4 last week ia that competition is Members of Organization to The extemporaneous speaking open to one Independent group Begin Preliminary Train contest will be held In the UniverThe annual Junior Prom will be from Bradley hall, one independing This Week sity Museum at 10:30 a. m. on held In the Alumni gymnasium April 17 from 8:30 until 12 p. m., according to plans decided upon at a meeting of the prom committee yesterday held afternoon. Leo Relchert and his Aristocrats, currently playing at the Greystone ball room in Cincinnati, will play for the dance. Petitions for the Prom queen must be turned in to the Dean of Men's office by Wednesday noon. Each petition must be signed by 50 Juniors with no names repeated. The Men's Student Council will meet Wednesday afternoon to pass on the petitions and the Council will conduct the election on Thursday from 10 a. m. until 2 p. m. on the main floor of the Administration building. Only Juniors will be allowed to vote. The court of the queen this year will be composed of two representatives from each sorority and one from two independent groups, making a total of 20 girls, and one representative from each fraternity and one from two Independent groups, making 20 boys. Candidates for the court must be Juniors. Nominations for the attendants must be turned into Charles Zimmer at the Phi Delta Theta house by noon Monday, This year all Junior men will receive one date and one stag bid ent Klnkead hall group, and one independent Breckinridge hall group. The committee in charge urges be submitted that all applications with the list of people who will sing in each group to a member of the committee on or before April 1. CLUB ELECTS OFFICERS Barbara Smith was elected president of the Y. W. C. A. Dutch Lunch club at a meeting Friday, March 29, in Patterson hall. Elizabeth Ann Kriegel was elected program chairman and Dorothy Perkins was elected treasurer. The new officers will be installed Friday by the retiring president, Nancy Becker, and the program chairman, Patricia Park. JOHN CLARK IS Arrival of a glider from Cleveland Saturday marked the official beginning of a University of Kentucky; Aeronautical association, will begin preliminary training in the glider this week. The glider, a Northrup primary, Is now on the Kelly farm, two miles out on the Tate's Creek pike, on which location the flying will be done. The glider, purchased from the Case School of Engineering, Cleveland, has a wing spread of 30 feet, and is some 15 feet in length. This type of glider has been used for many years in both the United States and Germany for the training of pilots. The controls are the same as those used in an aeroplane. Instead of wheels, the plane is equipped with a landing skid. It was announced at the last meeting of the organization that a sponsor will be elected in the near future, and that an attempt would be made to arrange an inWINNER tercollegiate glider contest with Purdue University for sometime In the future. Exhibitions in glider flying will Medal Awarded to Maysville SENIOR Student Following Block be given everyatSunday by associamembers the flying field on and Bridle Livestock Judg- tion Creek pike. Tate's ing Contest Held Saturday R. O. T. C. PARADES and all senior men one date and John W. Clarke, Maysville; HarTO BEGIN APRIL 8 one stag bid. Both senior and Junior lan Veal, Lexington, won principal women will be given one date and Kurtz, Lancaster, won principal honors Saturday in the annual live According to an unofficial anone stag bid. stock Judging contest at the Uni- nouncement that was made today, versity, on the Kentucky Experi-em- Battalion parades will be held every Monday and Wednesday from 4 Station farm. Mr. Clarke, who is a senior, won to 5 o'clock and Regimental parades the senior medal, for which former will be held every Friday, beginmembers of the University live- ning April 8. Major Brewer said stock Judging teams compete, with that plans had not yet been ap 568 points out of a possible 600. Mr. proved by the President's office. Students who have to work in the Veal, a freshman, won the freshman cup with 569 points, and Mr. afternoon or who will be otherwise Pledges Are Inducted Sunday Kurtz, a sophomore, won engaged will have to get excused the Morning at Camp Daniel cup with 530 points. from the parade. These parades are Boone After Night of Mil- Eight rings of stock, two each of held in preparation for the annual beef cattle, hogs, sheep, and dairy spring field day to be held May 22 itary Tactics cattle, were Judged by the 43 con- The battalions will be under the command of the cadet officers. Pershing Rifles, honorary mili- testants. tary fraternity, held their annual Presiding Judges of the various CLYDE TO ADDRESS CLUB initiation Sunday, March 31, at rings were Prof. E. 8. Good, beef Camp Daniel Boone on the Ken- cattle; Prof. E. J. Wilford, hogs; Professor Paul H. Clyde, of the tucky river. Active members and Prof. L. J. Horlacher, sheep; and History Department, will address Prof. Fordyce Ely, dairy cattle. drillmaster. Captain I. O. Scudder, Eugene Culton, Parksville, a Block the International Relations Club of were in charge of the initiation. Bridle member who has won Centre College at Danville next Members of the organization are and cups two Judging in past Thursday at 7:30 p. m. He has been in chosen for their ability to drill and contests, was stock in charge of the con- invited by Professor Charles E. are required to pass three-fourttest and was assisted by three other Allen of Centre's History and Poliof their subjects with a grade of members, Albert Sham, Lexington; tical Science Department to dis"D" or better. Members who were Dan Brame, Pembroke, and Wind- cuss "Recent Japanese Foreign Initiated last Sunday are: W. D sor Cravens, Utica. Policy." Barlow, J. E. Barton, J. R. Bush, F. Chllders, R. B. Congleton, E. E. Collins, S. G. Dondero, E. W. Down-ar8. B. Featherstone, F. F. Flowers, R. O. Freeburg, F. M. Gaines, R. E. Garrison, J. W. Holt, C. E. Hurd N. P. Judy, J. Keaton, O. C. Landrum, F. McCormlck, 8. M. McDonald, C. W. McNash, 8. The discussion of the University investment in land and horses of Nisbett. R. B. Olney, H. Pierce, A. represents approxiW. Turner, T. B. Parry, W. B. Par-d- of Kentucky's activities in the horse these breeds B. O. Robinson, J. B. Turner, breeding industry of the state which mately forty million dollars and appeared under "Student Opinion" provides employment for a large D. Wallace, and A. L. Wilholt. of Officers of the Company are in a recent edition of the Kernel number very people. breeding finest considerable Interest The Captain, Oscar P. Reuter; first has aroused students of the Univer- the world is concentrated stock of among the in Lieutenant, Milton M. Magruder; sity. "Student Opinion" made the the Bluegrass section. Manyhere the of second Lieutenant, Dave Dlfford; statement that the University of stallions that are found here have second Lieutenant, John L. Car- Kenucky existed apparently "un- cost from fifty to one hundred ter: and first Sergeant, Harry Bul- connected with the horse breeding thousand dollars, while a few of lock. activity of the state," to which them are purchased at even higher The Initiation started with the President McVey replied on March figures and still others are so valmarch at Camp Daniel Boone Sat- 19, stating there are men in the uable that money cannot buy them. urday night. The pledges were given College of Agriculture who are na- With such a concentration of vala problem in military and after- tionally and internationally known uable breeding stock, it is only nawards were put on guard duty the for their work with horses. tural that much scientific Investiremainder of the night. They were Perhaps few student know that gation would be necessary to conformally initiated Sunday morning. our Experiment Station's investiga- trol disease. One of the most costly diseases tion and research publications on BYARS IS KERA DRAFTSMAN the horse are authorities on the sub- which the horse breeder must fight ject and exceed those of any other la that of contagious abortion. This J. B. Byars, Smlthvllle, Tenn., Experiment Station of this country disease has been present in Kentucky since 1893 but now la kept who graduated from the College of or the world. Kentucky has long been noted as under control by meant of a vacEngineering, department of mechanical engineering. In 1933, has ac- the leading state lu the Union In cine which was discovered by Prof. cepted a position m draftsman with the breeding of thoroughbred, stan- - E. 8. Good, head of the department dardbred and saddle horse. The of Animal Industry. Tina vaccine the KERA in Liberty, Ky. nt PERSHING RIFLES HAS INITIATION upper-classme- hs d, o, Thursday. The discussion contest is scheduled for 10 a. m. in Memorial hall, and the poetry reading will take place at 10 a. m. in the Guignol theater. Thursday afternoon the oral in terpretation and oral declamation contests are slated for 1:30 p. m. in the Guignol theatre and Memorial hall respectively. The fourth round of debating will be held later In the afternoon, followed by a dinner at the University Commons and a special presentation of "Romeo and Juliet" by the Guignol players in honor of the visiting high school students. The final debate will be held at 7:30 p. m. Saturday in Memorial hall. '240' COMMITTEE WILL TAKE TRIP Representatives Will Speak at Owensboro and Henderson High Schools Representatives of the Committee of 240 will make a trip to Owensboro and Henderson next Thursday to acquaint the students of the two high schools with the advan tages of attending the University. Those to make the trip are Dean Sarah G. Blanding, Miss Helen King of the publicity department, James Hunt from Henderson and first year law student, and William Weill, sophomore in the college of Commerce from Owensboro. Dean Blanding will speak to the seniors of Owensboro High school Friday morning at 8:15, and to a general convocation of the high school at 9:15. Then at 10:05 she will talk to the seniors of Daviess County High school. Plans are being made to go to Henderson in the afternoon and speak to the seniors of the Henderson High school. The trip was arranged under the direction of Frank WhittinghilL the committee representative from Owensboro. BAND MEMBERS ON PROGRAM Robert Griffith, Fred Moore, and Percy Lewis, members of the University band, took part in a program Friday at Ashland. The program was conducted by Frank Simons and John Lewis, Jr. U. of K. Contributions to Horse Breeding Industry AreEmployed All Over the World nearly 100 percent effective in preventing abortion and its contin ued use has had a great deal to do with stamping out this costly diIs sease. Professor Good's discovery has been worth many thousands of dollars annually to the breeders of Kentucky and other states. Professor Good Isolated the germ that causes contagious abortion in 1911 and after making an exhaustive laboratory study he began to prepare vaccine and to use it on mares In 1916, when one stud of 50 mares were Immunized against the disease. The use of this vaccine Increased year by year until in 1928 it was used on 2titU mares in 88 studs. Prof. W. 8. Anderson is an authority on the causes of sterility of males and the vigor of reproductive cells. If his technique and recommendations are followed, sterile males can be discovered and isolated before excessive losses are sustained and by proper treatment (Continued on Page Four) Norman All-Camp- Hop us Carling, Associate Editor of Kernel, Elected Head of K.I.P.A. To Be Wednesday The Kentucky Kernel was Judged the best college newspaper in the by the faculty of the school dance state The second of Journalism at the University of be held in the Alumni gymwill Missouri, and as such was presented nasium Wednesday night from the Lexington Leader cup at the 8 to 10:30 o'clock. The dance is Kentucky under the general supervision of Association Intercollegiate Murray, meeting at Deans Jones and Blanding, the March 29 and 30. Men's Student council, and W. At the concluding session of this S. O. A. Shinny Herrlngton's orchestra convention Norman Oarling, associate editor of the Kernel, was will play and all students of the elected president of the K. I. P. A. University are Invited to attend as well as the members of the for the ensuing year. Other officers chosen were: Ken Osman, Transylstaff that care to come. AdmisArchie Prye, vania, sion will be 25 cents per couple. secretary, and Paul Georgetown, Huddleston, Western, treasurer. Keys were awarded to George town, Eastern, and Murray. Ernest Bailey, Murray, was made an hon orary member of the association. Bowling Green was chosen as the site for the next convention which probably will be held in November. Resolutions were adopted by the Feature of Program Will Be K.I. P. A. "condemning the method K. I. P. A. "condemning the the Pledging of New Memmethods of intimidation which bers to Various Womhave been used by William Ranen's Organizations dolph Hearst through his press in dealing college and university COMMITTEES SELECTED problems with and denouncing the menace of methods used ay Hearst The aanual Woman's banquet, in encroaching upon the liberties sponsored by the Woman's Ad- and privileges of the colleges and ministrative Council, will be given universities by the creation through at 6:30 p. m., April 8, In the Uni- propaganda of a mythical versity Commons. were, adopted Also resolutions A feature of the program will be "condemning any war to be fought pledging of new members to on foreign soil," and reoj testing the the the various women's organizations to permit student stari on the campus. The decoration members of college papers to obtain planning to trans- employment under that agency. committee is At the first business session, held fer the Commons into a spring garden and the program commitFriday afternoon, a round table awards, and discussion was held and the rep tee is planning stunts, glee club numbers. Lucy Jean An- resentatives of the eight schools (Union College did not send a dele derson will preside. The price of the dinner is fifty gate) gave short talks on topics may be made relating to newspaper work. Mr. cents. Reservations until 10 a. m. Monday, April 8, in Elliot Mitchell, editor of the Padu-ca- h was the prin Dean B landing's office. The committees appointed in cipal speaker at the banquet held in Wells hall. charge of the banquet include: Wunderllch, Publicity Dorothy Virginia Robinson; Program Jean Fox worth, VirHolmes, Lillian Murrell, ginia Fannie Herman, Sarah Whittlng-hil- l; Press WAG SPONSORS ANNUAL DINNER kera Debating" Team Is Terrell, Carolyn Mary Food Mary Helzer, Elizabeth Hardin; Decoration Anne Payne Perry, Mrs. T. T. Jones, Marjorie Wiest, In Novel Debate Against Vermont Wallace Sw ink and Marvin Moore Represent UK; Was Debate Non-Decisi- Margaret Warren; Printed Program Marie Boit-not- t, The University debating team took Ritchie Baker; the negative against a strong UniTicket Takers Anne Jones, An- versity of Vermont team in a novel ita Gardner, Ruth Hallmark. form of formal debate in McVey hall Friday evening. Instead of the two regular conTO HOLD structive speeches and two rebuttals for each side, the first speaker of each team presented a constructive argument, and the second speaker subjected his opponents to Y.W.C.A, ELECTIONJODAY First Floor of Building Will of Balloting to 4 Administration Become Scene From 9 a.m. p. m. SPECIAL BOX IN BOYD Elections for officers of the Y. W. O. A. will take place today from 9 a.m. to 4 p. m. on the first floor of the Administration building. A special ballot box will also be placed in Boyd hall for the convenience of dormitory women. The nominating committee, composed of senior members of the Y. W. C. A. cabinet, have named the following candidates: Martha Fu gett for president, Frances Kerf and Betty Earle for Marguerite Ooodfriend and Betty Moffett for seceretary, and Charlotte Coffman for treasurer. Martha Fugett Is chairman of the Y. W. C. A. Worship group, a member of Delta Delta Delta, Phi Beta, the W. A. A. council, and plays in the University orchestra. Frances Kerr is chairman of the Y. W. O. A. Membership-Financ- e committee, and a member of Strollers, Alpha Gamma Delta, Phi Beta, council. The and the other candidate for Betty Earle, Is chairman of the Y. W. C. A. Sophomore commission, a reporter on the Kernel, and a member of the Y. 8. G. A. council, Kappa Delta, and the publicity committee of the W. A. A. Marguerite Ooodfriend Is chair man of the Y. W. O. A. Finance projects, a member of the Pit kin club and W. A. A. council. Betty Moffett is chairman of the Y. W. O. A. Hobby group, president of the French club, and a member of Clil Omega, Phi Beta, and the Spanish club. Charlotte Coffman is treasurer of the Y. W. O. A., and a member of Strollers and SuKy. Installation services will take place three weeks after election. This year's officers were Sarah Whlttinghlll. president; Betty Dl Lucy Jean mock, Anderson, secretary, and Charlotte Coffman, treasurer. ic both sides concluding with a summary of the points they had established. Members of the Vermont team were F. W. Furnerman and E. R. Greenmore, affirmative. Kentucky was represented by Wallace 8 wink, Lexington, and Marvin S. Moore, Burlington. The debate was a type. non-decisi- Kampus Kernels Suky circle will meet at five o'clock this afternoon in the Alumni gymnasium. There will be an important meeting of Omicron Delta Kappa at five o'clock Thursday afternoon hi White hall. There will be a meeting of the Senior Ball committee at seven o'clock tonight at the 8. A. E. house. The French club will meet at 3 In Patterson hall p. m. Wednesday W. A. A. council meeting Thursday at 4:30 p. m. in the Woman's building. Commission meeting p. m. in Patterson hall. Mrs. Tom Marks will speak om "Social Service As a Profession." Sophomore Thursday at 7 Men's Student council will meet 5 p. m. Wednesday, April 3, in the Dean of Men's office. Very im- at portant. W. S. O. A. Council will hold a meeting at 5 p. m. Wednesday, instead of 5 p. m., Tuesday, in the Boyd hall Reading room. Suky will meet at S p. m. today in the basement of the Alumal gymnasium. Everyone is urged to be present as it Is an important * Best Copy Tuesday, April 2, 1935 THE KENTUCKY KERNEL Tage Two poslte belief. One of the opposition'. favorite statements has been that The Kentucky Kernel report that Dick Chauvet Is rery worried about ft certain picture that one of the brothers took.... Dick IDEA, AN INTERESTING ANYWAY! He says, now pleads with us this publication Is leaning toward fVBlMmm Please now, I have a sister In this Communism. This is merely ft crude Dear Editor: Mercury will pay The American school",... Okay, Dick, you win.... Member firm of ridicule, which, when more t500 for the best essay submitted The identity of the picture shall go Lrtlnfton Board of Oommre By CAMERON COFFMAN carefully considered, proves to be by an undergraduate of any Ameriunpublished so far as we are con National oxter Prr Aocltloa on the pitiful misinterpretation. Democerned. tntwr tnefrollelU Trtu AiwoclMlon cracy Is basically sound. AU It needs can college Got The subject: "The Country into Professors IntemMlonal Hfwi Brnie We Can Oct It Squirrel Food This may take on the appearance In International situations like This Mw: But deny the PublicThe college crowd says to the of a free advertisement, but we no A BmM of tht M)or Oollfft applica- Out." No sane man will those existing today Is the truth of the first part of the above Slgmanus. "One of the better tice that Jimmy Westbrook and his ation, tvrffni4 br A. J. Horrli H1U Co k CH: ,M W' tion of common ene such as Sen- statement Washington, D. C. Is to- dances of the year".... the orches buddy, Thomas, have set up a .. Ww Tor n IM stand in the gym opposite ator Nye so nobly advocates and day overrun with recently unem- tra was "really there," so to speak WkIUkto t.. OMewra; 1064 nd Are., now embedded In and will have thought tl: 1MI BrolwT. Loi Anrti: Cll which the Kernel Intends to pro- ployed professors payrolls. Every of- theyBut they must for a dance In from the cloak roomthe dances. disperse drinks during government were playing Bid., 0o rrnclro. mote to the full extent of Its the www or Mexico City.... Their rumbhaa were . fice holder Is an LL.D., a powers. OF THB a D.D.S. and even the meanest countless and we all had the Es- - "Hank" McCown Is happy.... OmOIU KKW8PAF-IOF THE UNIVERSITY OP stenographer boasts an M.A. Realis- panol fever before the night was Well, why shouldn't he be?.... His KKNTUOKT. LEEINOTON Cincinnati "Betty" is coming to FOURTH ESTATE ing that no one knows what a pro- over.... For the eleventh consecuIs trying to say or do as well tive time we lament the fact the town this week-enSubscription tl.OO Ter. Inured at After much controversoy the Am fessor undergraduate. The Amerl Lepere has departed from our fold as an Utlnftao. K.. PoitoBlot Ai Second someone recently saw, l;oii erican Newspaper Guild can rest can Mercury makes this appeal to It Doesn't Pay to Skip OUM MU Mtttor First, Glrdler Several days ago two couples, assured of having a successful union the students of the nation for a man you're next" Le feeling the call spring, decided to Into leaves us in the lurch and the rfmc HKA1X THIS KERNEL ALL for editorial workers. Tills came solution to formerdifficulties have pere....Ye' editor, eunny, thentear- cut a Journalism oflecture and go for is teachers STUDENTS RIGHTS MAINTAIN about last week when Lucius T, which their la a spin In the country.... arriving ing his hair because this column beyond recall. Russell, publisher of the Newark sunk us almost To" bell, UNNT" DATI. Furthermore, it is about time that continually late, but It canx oe back aU the "Tenice cream licking Manmffing tditof Ledger, was forced to come to an cones nonchalantly on tls: ED SHANNON youth of the nation had some- helped.... Here www gayly flourishing some stolen Ati't. Uqt. ttitot agreement with the Guild after his the and FRITZ BORRIIW thing to say in the regulation of Jonquils, they tramped back into The Rose of the Week our affairs. The powers of governstaff had gone on a strike. To Buck Bower, the diminutive McVey hall expecting to see their SENATOR NYE ment have been for too long in the The labor trouble, which was the mythical fellow students gloating over the palsied fingers of greybeards. The Tridelt, goes this week's fortunes of the two couples. .. .but Senator Nye's speech made In first of any consequence to touch American Mercury is perfectly will- token of something or otner Lexington Saturday should prove newspaper editorial workers, began ing to see the national government mostly because she is a cute little imagine the consternation of "The sne Four" when they discovered oral that She s a nne aancer to be an Inspiration for all those last October when The Ledger's taken over by a competent student possesses a nice personality and she the pro! had only called the roll welfare of the skeleton Guild chapter started council and is prepared to support Is a friend of J. B. crou. Interested In the and dismissed the class. legislation toward that end. The United States to know that there negotiations for a contract with boys certainly can do no worse than Not long ago Phldelt Jimmy Gil That's Yon. Ernie are some In the Senate who are Publisher Russell to govern hours the oldsters have already done. Obll dinner to his At viewing the International war and wages. At the very beginning viously, no man should be allowed dance the sat at the same table with bert aJourneyed he had basement to get placed there cat that we threats from a sane and practical he refused to hear the Ouild's de to assume the mantle of office until Ernie Janes and his true love, Lil for use later in his zoology labormands, and on November 3 put a he is eighteen years of age; but Holmes.... Without thinking that atory experiment. . . .Upon arriving .standpoint. The North Dakotian, from all In- notice on the office bulletin board: obviously also In the face of what this Item would ever appear in print in the basement he found that his dications, Is greatly feared by the You can go to all the Regional now goes on, no man should be Lil breaks forth with a revealing cat had a family. . . .Okay, Jimmy, allowed to sport the mantle after confession, or must we say, "an why not commercialize on your munitions racketeers. He Is a man Labor Boards you d n please and he passes forty. If this were law toenlightening prophecy"?. . .She tens good fortune and sell the Kittens of action as well as of words when you will get no relief from the day, the Senate would have sent that she will Drobably be the