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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL
Formerly THE IDEA

University of Kentucky
VOL. VUL

LEXINGTON

PLANS COMPLETED

KENTUCKY, NOV. 24 l$i5.

No. 11

THREE OF "THE FINEST"

FOR

TENNESSEE VOLS WILL
ARRIVE TODAY FOR CAME

.Former Wildcat Warriors
Will Be Omnipresent in
Gathering

Wildcats in Poor Condition
For Contest Because of

Injuries

STOP AT THE PHOENIX

HOME-COMIN-

Tomorrow comes the big event of
the season, the Thanksgiving football
game, and with it the gathering of
old friends who fought and witnessed
e
battles on the
battlefield
j oars ago.
Theamous victory over Perdue
has awakened interest over all the
United States. Letters have been reg
ceived by the
Committee, from nearly every alumni chapter of the country and members from
nearly every chapter are expected to
be present at the celebration tomor- self-sam-

Ijpme-Comin-

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The visiting alumni of the University will be entertained at the Phoenix
'Hotel, the headquarters of the
e
alumni. Th laVhv nf tha hn.
tel will be decorated at one end with
.
a large Tennessee banner and at the
- other with that of Kentucky. Around
the railings will be the class colors of
all the old classes of .the University
lugouin wiui iw peunancs wnm me
class numerals on them. More than
sixty-fiv- e
merchants and business men
of the city will decorate their win
dows with the Kentucky blue 'and
white and the Tennessee white and
yellow.
Open house will 'begin at the Phoe- nix this evening and will continue until Friday. All alumni, University of
flcials, and old students are cordially
Invited to be present at the headquarters at any and all times.
A smoker will be given in the ball
room tonight and Friday the annual
alumnae luncheon will take place.
Especial interest in the gathering of
'the alumni this year will be aroused
by the large number of old Wildcat
football warriors that are expected to
be present. They will be the especial
guests of honor at the game and will
parade across the field just before the
teams clash. Special invitation have
been sent to the "K" men and it is
expected that (there will be in the review on the old battlefield tomorrow,
at least one member from every team
.. .
4t..t una ver reproBeutea xne r
lucti.
university.
One of the largest reunions is expected of tfhe "Immortals of '98," who
hope to have more than half their
twelve veterans present. Three men
from this team, Charley Straus,
d
Elliott and J. D. Turner are residents of Fayette County; Roscoe Sev-er- s
and "Billy" Rease, of Eastern Kentucky; J. D. Graham, of New York
City; "Mad Anthony" Wayne, of Pulaski County; W. H. Willis and Soule
pmlth, are expected to be here also.
A special section of the bleachers
has been reserved for the visiting
alumni aad old students, badge for

'CRUTCH.
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February

FRANKFORT

DEC. 7TH

SCHEDULE FOR

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Cadets and Band Drill Daily

For the Inaugural
Parade

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The cadets and band are now drilling daily in preparation for the parade
at the Inauguration of Governor A. O.
Stanley at IFrankfort, December 7.
Lieutenant Underwood said' that he
expected 380 members of the battalion
would make the trip.
In the inaugural parade of four
years ago, when Governor McCreary
took the oath of office, the University
cadets made a much better showing
than the State militia and other or
ganizations, and their- excellent ap
pearance was freely commented on.
The Commandant and all his officers
are confident that the battalion's showing this year will eclipse that of 1911.
Lieutenant Underwood left Saturday for New York where he will attend the Artoy-Navfotoball game
Thanksgiving, but will return in time
to see that the cadets are properly
whipped into shape and ready to uphold the good reputation of the military department of State University.
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Misses Innes and Heller Are
Nucleus Around Which
Team Will Be Built
PROSPECTS

ARE GOOD

29, Kentucky Wesleyan,

Although student Interest Is focused
on the big football game tomorrow
with Tennessee, ere long the two basketball squads will be the
topic of conversation around the
University campus. Last week the
Kernel published
an incompleted
schedule for the men's team, and this the State
Miss Elsie Heller, as captain, and
week can list the following games for
center, and Miss Innis as manager
the girls:
January 15, Logan College, at Lex- and guard are the only varsity memington.
bers left.) Misses Florence Hughes
January 21, Kentucky Wesleyan, at and Nat Wood (now Mrs. William
Bailey), completed their four years of
Lexington.
February 6, University of Louisville, the basket game, and Miss Olive Taul
did not return to the University this
at Lexington.
February 11, K. C. W., at Lexington. year. The loss of these three young
ladies will be keenly felt, however, in
February 18, open.
February 25, University of Loute-- ' the two girls left, Dr. Tigert will have
the nucleus around which he can build
g
up a
quintet.
SCORES OF PAST GAMES
Frances Geisel, Pearl Bastin, Jane
OF STATE AND TENNESSEE
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OFFICIAL
Thanksgiving holidays begin at the
close of school today and continue
until Monday. Those absent from
drill either this afternoon or Monday
will not be excused but will be required to make It up in squad drilling.
admission to which may be obtained
at alumni headquarters.
Thefr will be a "magnanamous" parade tomorrow morning and in the
afternoon everybody, old and young,
will be on hand at the game.

at

Winchester.
March 3, K. C. W., at Danville.
Manager Nancy Innis will probably
arrange for a return game with Logan
College on the open date. She Is also
trying to make arrangements to re-twm tba- Leafcrin dates so that all
the home dates and foreign dates will
net come dn a row as is the condi
tio if the present schedule stands.
Logan College and Kentucky College (for Women have position on the
schedule this year in place of Vander-bil- t
and a Woman's Olub team of Cincinnati, otherwise, the same teams
will be met. Only one game was lost
last season, that to Louisville, 11-The other game played with the Falls
3
City girls resulted
In favor of

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Coach Clevenger and about 20 bat-- .
warriors of the University
of Tennessee will arrive in the Blue
Grass capital tonight and will appear
on Stoll Field tomorrow afternoon to
engage the Wildcat camp in their annual Turkey Day mix-up- .
The Vols'
will attempt to make it three, straight
agajnst Kentucky, and the Blue and
White team is determined to get redress for the wrongs of the past two
seasons. The game will be called at
2:30 o'clock.
Many and varied reports have come
from Knoxville stating that the Ten
nessee boys will be seriously handi
capped by the heavy injured list;
however, Coach Tigert, the team, and
local followers are not taking much
stock in this, as they believe the Vols
will be as strong when they oppose
Kentucky tomorrow as when they
went down to Nashville for the Var- derbilt drubbing. They held Mississ
ippi A and M.
Saturday a week
ago and since then have shown steady
improvement, while the Wildcats who
were trained "to the very minute for
the Purdue victory, have shown signs
of relaxation and stolen ess.
Simpson has been complaining of a
bad cold, Thompson of a "charley
horse" and Brittain has not been able
to appear in a uniform for the past
three or four days. The first two
named will be ready for the fray, but
it is still doubtful about Britain's
playing. His absence from the line
would lessen the home boys' chances
for victory ,by several points, as well
as cause Coach Tigert considerable
worry concerning the
of the defense. Corn, Clayton or
Heick will get the call for guard and
Thompson more than likely will be
called upon to fill Brlttaln's place on
defensive end. Otherwise, the line-uwill probably be as that which startd
against Purdue:
Crutcher, left nd:
Server, left 'tackle; Dempsey, center;
Simpson, right guard;
Thompson,
right tackle; Keliey, right end; Kinne,
quarterback; Grabfelder, left half;
Haydon, right half, and Captain
Schrader, fullback.
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(Continued on Page 3)

WILDCAT SCHEDULE.
October 2 Butler College
Ootober 9 Barlham College
October 16 Mississippi A. and M
October 23 University of the South (Sewanee)
Ootober 30 University of Cincinnati
November 6 University of Louisville
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NOVEMBER
PURDUE
November 26 Tennessee
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to 0
to 13
0 to 12
7 to 7
27 to 6
15 to 0
7 to 0
At Lexington
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ANNOUNCED managed the
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substitute on Vandy two years ago.
A prize of twenty dollars in gold,
Thero are others, yet unknown, who
known as the "Bennett Prize," will be will surely answer
the call this year
awarded next May, to the student of
as the chances to make a regular
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Friday, November 26, Charlie Chaplin will be with us In "A Night In the
Show." In this play Mr. Chaplin
doffs his old costume and appears in
dress suit and silk hat. But even In
this disguise it Is Impossible not to
recognize the Chaplin walk, the Chaplin capers and the inimitable Chaplin
mannerisms.
Professor Gregg announces that he
has engaged A. F. Durlauf, xylophone
artist, "who "will play a solo at each
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Spectacular feats that have made
gridiron history in Kentucky, but unfortunately have been overlooked in
wider fields ibecause of the State's neutral position on the map, will be duly
chronicled this winter by no less a
celebrity that Parke H. Davis, veteran
Princeton fotoball authority and widely known statistician.
The athlete
chosen by Mr. Davis to Include in his
celebrated hall of fame is Howard
Irving Kinne, end and quarterback on
the State University eleven. ;
The little Fayette County fotoball
warrior has been one of the sensations
of the 1915 Wildcat season. First attention was attraced to him when he
played a spectacular defensive game
against Mississippi A. & M. When
"Doc" Rodes, clever quarterback and
open field runner was injured in the Sewanee game, Kinne
was switched from end to quarter and
performed with much class until
Rodes was able to go back in the Purdue game.
In the game against the University
of Louisville Kinne made two long
open field runs, one for eighty yards
yards, both reand one for forty-fiv- e
sulting Jn touchdowns and both made
from scrimmage. The longer of the
runs started in a play through tackle,
and once started the midget was not
to be denied, and so clever was bis
footwork that no one of his opponents
got a hand on him. The shorter run
was around an end.
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Welcome to
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The The Union Literary Society
held its weekly meeting Saturday eve- , late Mr. Philo Bennett, of Connecticut,
After you have settled down
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duties, the next thing on the
given. The feature of the meeting nings Bryan $10,000 to be divided into
programme is to have your
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The entire evening was taken up in ey left by Mr. Bennett to Governor
Basement, 139 East Main,
Beckham, who named State Univerthe election of officers.
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The following members were elect- sity as the beneficiary of the fund.
The University on receipt of ithe moned:
President, G. C. Wilson; Vice Pres- ey appointed President Patterson as
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Walter Piper; First Critic, W. C.
ask the K. S. U. student
Shinnick; Second Crltlt, A. B. Craw- Dickey, and Nata Lee Woodruff, all of
representing a conservawhom have done substitute duty,
ford.
tive, Boston, Mass., Comcustom In have stated that they will try for poThere is a
pany to submit a proposipres- sitions. All of these, however, have
the society to elect the
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tho heavy offensive plungers from Pur-duand broke up with marked regu(Continued from Page 1.)
.
forlarity her brilliantly worked-ou- t
Althougjh
Clcvenger
Coach
and ward passing Bystem.- Kentucky has
Knoxvllle papers have announced a few open field plays for the Vols
radically different from to Bolve, which may cause them a
their line-utho one following, the Kernel is in- largo amount of worry, to say nothing
clined tc believe that this is the most of a
backfleld, and a
likely battle front: O. Vowell, left punter who averaged in his last game
end; Bayer, left tackle; McLean (Cap- practically 'what Malmn did against
tain), center; Taylor, right guard; M. Yale last Saturday. Besides the WildVowell, right tackle; Ring, left guard; cats will never allow tho new field's
McClure, left end; May, quarterback;
clean record to be marred this late in
Emory, left half; Thomason, right the season.
liaW
Kemp,
and Luck, fullback.
The officials will be Henry, of Ken-yoShoulders and Lowe, guards; Wolf,
referee; Curtis Redden, of Michend; Morris, tackle, and Slmmonds, igan, umpire; J. A. McClure, of Ohio
quarter, are the most available second State, head linesman. The athletic
string men,
committee is making preparation to
Coach Tlgert put his team through accommodate one of the largest
their last hard scrimmage Saturday cflowds ever collected on Stoll Field.
afternoon, when "Squirrely" Tuttle's
Certain local alumni have made arvarsity aspirants, showed up entirely rangements with the Country Club
too well against the Vets. Since then whereby the varsity may go out after
Doctor Tigert has been giving Miem noon today and remain there until
light signed drills, blackboard lessons shortly before the game is called. It
and putting on the final touches for Is highly probable that Coach Tlgert
the big game.
will take advantage of the offer and
While all of Kentucky State's sup- - have his men running signals on the
porters believe that we will even upolf llnkfl thls afternoon.
old scores tomorrow, still they realize, Tennessee and Kentucky have met
that
has lost many a '
toe gridiron eleven times since
contest, nor do they underestimate the 1899. Each team has won five games
Orange and Black teann which from and a scoreless .tie was played in 1907.
what Tve can gather will have a line Both teams are anxious to take the
heavier at every position, except cen- rubber game.
ter, and a backfleld of about the same
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In which Ken

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SCORE A "BITTER
DEFEAT" TO PURDUE

tucky State rooters are Interested
A copy of The Purduo Exponent of
took a day off last Saturday so as to the date of November 14 has been rebe In good condition for their Thanks- - ceived containing
the story of tho
'
giving day contest. Tho "Big Nine"
game. While It Is manconference teams played tho final ifest that tho defeat was a big surgames of their season and the Harva- prise to Purduo students, yet thoro Is
rd-Yale
fiasco was staged but
no attempt made to offer an alibi ex
of these games there was little cept tho poor
condition of several of
of Interest.
the players. In an editorial headed
Tho pep, which Tom Shelvln Inject- "7 to 0," Tho Exponent says:
causing
ed Into the Yale warriors,
"It was a bitter defeat. Loss to a
favor- team
them to defeat the Prince-tothat was acknowledged to b our
ites last week, had apparently lost its equal but not our peer of necessity
effect before the contest with tho bears Its sting. That tho Purdue men
Crimsons and ithe Haughton machine fought gamely is a foregone conclu
rode over the helpless Yale team to sion, for every spectator that witnesstho extent of 41 to 0, the second ed the Iowa game knows the sort of
largest score which has been made in invincible spirit possessed by our
the forty some years that Harvard players.
and Yale have been playing against
"The Boilermakers fight best when
each other. Mahan closed his career forced into a corner. Somehow, it
as a Harvard football artist by a per- takes the bitterness of defeat to form
formance Httlo short of phenomenal.
those heroic natures that are now in
On Friday, Transylvania
defeated ascendancy in the world."
Georgetown at Georgetown, by a score
The paragraph column contain the
of 14 to 6, In a game played In the 'following comment:
rain on a muddy, slippery field. The
"When our team does its very best
game was hard fought and the greater can we rightly expect
more?"
aylng powers of the T. U. team won
The same issue also contains under
out, as a result of which Transylvania the heading, "Who's Who Among
supporters are claiming the K. I. A. A Purdue Men," a very complimentary
title. On Thanksgiving day they meet article on Dean F. Paul Anderson, of
the University of Louisville team at the College of Mechanical and ElectriLouisville. Louisville Is a member of cal Engineering and a Purdue
the K. I. A. A., but T. U. men do not
expect to have any trouble in outpoint
ing this "Inferior" team. Kentucky
State men hope (?) they will not be KITTENS LEAVE TO
disappointed.
PLAY FRESH. VOLS
Illinois and Minnesota remain tied
The young Cats will leave tonight
for the championship of the Western
Conference. These teams apparently for Knoxvllle to engage the Freshman
outclass all others In the Conference Vols tomorrow while the two varsities
and played to a 6 to 6 tie earlier in 'are battling on Stoll Field. This
the season, leaving the championship year's Kitten team has not been given
undecided. The Illini boys made 10 'the opportunity to display Its real
points against Chicago's nix, and Min- worth as did the famous 1914
eleven, though by many they
nesota downed Wisconsin 28 to 0 in
are believed to be equally as good. In
Saturday's
contests. Purdue maintained her right to the State cham- the few games they have played they
pionship of Indiana, by defeating her have vanquished their opponents with
pet rival, Indiana State, by a score of apparent ease and have done some
varsity. Only
7 to 0. Our friend, Mr. Pultz, who fig- good work againstthe
ured in Kentucky's score against the a double victory will satisfy the KenPurdue team, redeemed himself Sat- tucky supporters.
The line-uwil Iprobably be the
urday by carrying the ball across for
same as at Georgetown, although
the touchdown that beat Indiana.
Although the Eastern, the Southern some changes may be made. At
as follows:
and the Middle Western champion- Georgetown they llned-uMoore, left end; Hunn, left tackle;
ships have practically been decided,
college students and alumni of all Van Deren, left guard; Clements, cen
parts of the country are looking for- ter; Heick, right guard; Howard,
ward to the Turkey Day contests with right tackle; Zerfoss, right end;
riv- Roark, quarter; Davidson, right half;
much interest when many
als meet then to fight out the annual Capt. Poindexter, fullback; Mollvaln,
question of supremacy. A list of the left half.
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Soda Fountain and Confectionery.
McGurk Brothers.
Calagis & Co.
Phoenix Fruit Stand.
Photographic Work.
Franz Josef Spengler.
Humphrey's Studio.
R. L. McClure.
Jewelers.
Fred J. Heintz.
Sporting Goods.
Calloway & Co.
Shoe Store.
Special Shoe Co.
S. Bassett & Sons.
Shoe Repairing.
Chicago Quick Shoe Repairing.
Drugstore.
W. E. Stagg.
Lexington Drug Co.
Fayette Drug Co.
Insurance.
Joe M. Robinson.
Hotel.
Phoenix Hotel.
Tailors.
P. B. Robards.
Railroads.
Queen & Crescent
Printing.
Welsh & Murray.
Fayette Drug Co.
Florist.
John A. Keller Co.
Dentist.
J. T. Slaton.

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"Lexingtons Bigger and Better Men's Store'
OFFERS TO THE COLLEGE YOUNG MEN

The World's Best Clothing

HarU Schaffner & Marx

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You pay no more for these good
clothes than you would just

ordinary clothes.

Won't You Come in and Look?

Kaufman Clothing Co.

old-tim- e

more important battles will be found
for which the University's "butler" is
elsewhere in The Kernel.
thankful each year.
SURE SIGN OF THE
COMING

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Luby & Alexander.
Cluett, Peabody Co.
Hardesty's.

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WHERE AM I GOING?

& Co.

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Kaufman Clothing Co.

Music.
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Lexington College of Music.
Taxlcabs.
The Taxlcab Company.

OF HOLIDAYS.

George's promotion to a position of
authority and responsibility has not
apparently affected his fondness for
turkey and the approach of the
Thanksgiving holiday finds the name-Bak- e
of "the father of his country"
agalin circulating his petition and extracting contributions from the students and members of the faculty with
an efficiency that one has to admire.
His "Hold on, heah," and "you haven't
got yo name down heah," are irresistible, when he also has a firm grip
on the victim's sleeve.
Newcomers at the University are
notified that they are expected to
come across, if for no other reason
No ono will ever
than
miss the nickel or dime he is expected to give and In this way ho can help
to provide the turkey and "trlmmlns"
for George and all the little Georges,

YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME AT

WILLIAM E. STAGG, Your Druggist
PHONES

2871-91-

MAIN & MILL

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PATRONAGE

OF

State University Men and Women
Special Attention Given Fraternity Banquets and Social Functions

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(Formerly 'The Idea).
Published every Thursday throughout tho College year by the student body
of the State University of Kentuckyv'for the' benefit of the students, alumni and faculty of the itstitutlon.

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THE KENTUCKY KERNEL is the official1 newspaper of the University. i".
The KentuekynCettfMl Says:, It Is issued with the view of furnishing to its subscribers all the college news
. Love to. a pokafh game,
The
of Kentucky, together with a digest of items of interest concerning the
of other States and Canada.
men do the bettln' andithe blatkV and
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Repartee,! Pe Luxe.
FIVE CENTS PER COPY the women hold the cyaadst and do ViYour little, red auto,"
SUBSCRIPTION, ONE DOLLAR PER YEAR.
mail matter.
Entered at Lexington Postofflce as second-clas- s
ald Jaale. to.Mayme,
the callln', euh.
EDITORIAL STAFF.
("Has a Duke'sMixture- engine
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.V. '. .EDtTOR-INCHIEJ. FRANKLIN CORN
11'
Little .Traiedlei.
Iaa Prince Albert frame."
.Assistant Editor
Hart N. Peak
Managing Editor
The man. struck a match to isee if "Your big awkward lover,"
Miss Anita Crabbe
"Squirrel Food"
William Shinnick
8aW Maymle to Jane,
the gasoline tank on his automobile
r
Miss Rebecca Smith
i"Has a .45 body
Editor was empty.
. . . . t v . . . Athletic
McClarty Harbison
Exchange Editor nit wasn't, Clncinnatl' Enqulrer.
Wltha22 brain."
J. R. Marsh

te Cask Mussina.
many husband are entirely
i spoiled. by .mismanagement la cooking,
are not so tender and good. Some
waasen keep them constantly in hot
water;- others freese them;, others put
them in a stew; others , roast them;
and others always keep them In a
pickle... It cannot, be sapposed that
any, husband will be good. and tender
If .managed. In this way; but really
they are delicious when properly treatThe Wuret Has Come.
ed. In selecting a husband you should
The old blind beggar was lost, He not bet guided. by. thev silvery, appearwas wandering aimlessly along the ance, as In. buying
.mackerel, nor by
street when suddenly a great commo- - tha goldetl, tln4e w lf ,you wanted Bal.
tion struck his ears. The noise seem- 8Up& to 8elect. hm ,yourself
cd to come, from within, a house near;'
Do not go to the
dlffer
by.
J market, for him, as those brought to
'Shoot the dog!" cried a voice ex- .tithe door are always best. It Is
far
citedly, followed by a great uproar, in. better to
none than not
learn
the midst of which could be heard B( t0 cook hlm propePlyi ,ifihsa that the
id clanking, as of weapons, and. a t;Une&Aa
which Jie is,.wrapped. Is white
noisy shuffling of feet. Then aglan,' nH
-- hh,..m.
"Shoot the dog!, Quick!"
number, of buttons ancLstrings. Don't
The old man trembled violently. (keep him in. the kettle by force, as he
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Nothing but a mad-docould cause will stay there himself if. properly
such, a tumult. In his blinded and cared
'for. If he. sputter and flzz, do
helpless condition he would surely fall net be anxious.
Some husbands do
the first victim to the savage beast , 'lis. A, little spice. Improves them,
T!i3 terror became so great that his
ii.it must fee added. with Judgment
limbs buckled under him. .
notitrjikisnii.'iikk anything sharp
r.
"God-- , help .mer'he cried, .nd fell to
to see lf he is becoming tender. Stir
the street in a swoon.
him gently the while, lest he stay too
when he awoke kind hands were long in the kettle
and. become flat and
ministering to him. I'The,
tasteless.
If .thus.titreated, you will
he muttered feebly, "what became of find him very digestible, agreeing nicehim?"
ly with you, and he will keep as long
"There was no
a voice re- as you want The Crimson Rambler.
plied," you, were, .passing, .a-- , pollege
boarding house where sausage was be
Snakes Says:
ing served.
r
.The way. of the transgressor, as a
.general rule, is to plead not guilty.
As Kipling. Did. Not. Say It.
Truth crushed to the earth, has a
A woman is only a clothes-line-,
peculiar way of rising again and kickBut a bad cigar is a rope.
ing the stuffing out of the consummate liar.
The government should require a
?J stamp t on some men's stomachs from
Ptvir.ivmAiM! Aran
.the quantity of booze they consume.
(From the Files of The lda.)
Women are. all. right in every way,
but you must remember that they are
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A turtle may be slow, but he usualNovember 24, 1915. j
ly gets there in time for the soup.
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