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For Senior Honrs

t'niversit y of Kentuc k y

Vol. UV, No. 64

LEXINGTON,

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TUESDAY,

The Associated Women Students Senate approved tha
plans for senior privileges in two housing units Thursday nrdht
The Chi Omega and Keenela
each occasion from a taff memHall plan- - for senior privileges
ber in the dormitory. Hie senior
have been pas.-ethe AWS must
by
sign out and state her name,
House and Senate and are now in
time leavinj.
effect. This means that the
time of expected return and the
women in the halls who have a
woman in the dorm who senior standing may. at their
tt see that she does rediscretion and with the approval
turn. Too. it it is
she
of the houemother. extend the
must int hale a telephone number
time which they return to the
at which she can be reached
unit. It is a privilese which is while she - out.
based on the woman's maturity
If the senior is not in within
in judgment and. if abused, may
30 minutes after the time she
be suspended.
is expected, a staff member or
in
To obtain
the privilege
the house mother to notified at
Kei nclaiid Mall, the woman must
once anci beams a search for her.
Rrsi have the overall approval
On the occasion that a key
her patents and approval on
to the unit is lost, both the senior
and woman responsible for her
mu.--t
replace all keys and the
lock to the building within 43

Ei"!n Pages

FEB. 1(. 1963

--

Spindletop Donates 850.000
To UK Research Program
TIk

University

has accep-

ted a p ml f $50,000 fn m
Spindletop Reesarch Inc.. to
with
budgi t
the University Research (
settee.
The pant, voted by Spindleis hit week. - to b?
top dm
paid in installments of $10,300
a year fa the next five fears
is to be utilized in the procurement at rientihc equipmt at for
research purposes.
Ik-

ust

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in conjunction

(1

$30,000-a-ye-

ar

"

Spin .fit tup Beaeaieh eras set
up In the I K Board of Trustees
in rSM, tut bt'cami' an independent organization in late 1961.
The Kl home of Spindletop
Rcseanh - now being constructed on t lie
Spindletop
Farm.
Univti-it- y
President Frank G.
Dickey mM the gift was "not
anticipated at this time" anci
added mat it was "a pleasant
surprise ."
The executive committee of the

f Directors
Spindle! op Board
said that one of its primary pur-paa- ai
ia cooperation
with UK.
and that "no single asset is of
greater consequence in the fulfillment of Bptndletop's
professional objectives than a Oniver-sit- y
of Kentucky recognised for
the excellence of its staff and
facilities."

d

pos-ihl- e.

for scholarships; Blue Diamond
Coal Co.. $1,155. for scholarships;
Price
Waterhouse Foundation,
Ameri$1,000, for seholarhips:
can Hereford Association, Sl.ooo,
for research, and an anonymous
donation of $1,000. to be used for
drama fund.

!

The UK trustees also accepted
a $10,000 annual grant from the
Fischer Packing Co.. to be u-for a program to increase production of meat animals in the

hours.

The Advisory Council in both
the Chi Osaeaa house and Keene-lan- d
Hall plus the Women's Advisory Council of the University
deal with any infractions of the

state.
l t hiding the Spindletop grant.
Sifts accepted by the Board of
Trustee- - totaled nearly S24.IMII.
(i. Smillic's doplus Dr. Wil-o- u
nation of a collection of rare
hooks, and the anonymous gift of
47 shares of Avon Products
Inc..
valued at HJW.M.

rules.
In the ( hi Omf.i sororitv
house, a plan similar to Keene-l.tn- d
Hall is tollowed. Parents approval and that of the head resident must be had before a kev
is issued. Arrangements must be
made no later than 9:!!0 p.m. on
the night the woman wishes to
use the privilege.
To gam reentry into the house,
the senior uses a key. If she has
not returned within 15 minutes
after the designated time, the
housemother is alerted by the
woman reaponsMi for the senior
that night and measures are
taken to locate her.
In all i lie plans in effect on
the campus, there ta more responsibility placed on the senior and
less on the housemother.
The
senior woautn should use good
and should not take
reasoning
her privilege for frivolous occai
sion,

Those donating gifts of $1,000
or more were:
Distillers Feed Research Council. $2,000. for research: the
Borden Co. Foundation. $1,500,

UK Loses Section

Of Coldstream Land
Tin University will soon ose ol acres ) its Experiment
an interstate highway.
Station to the construction
The property fai part of the
University would receive about
1.222 BCK Coldstream Farm, purbut
$63,000 for the
chased by the state and niiitl1
ownerto th' University. It has bee:, in in MgM of UK's lack ofcut back
ship, the offer has been
use as part of the Experiment
$21 .00 damages,
plus the conStatic:; b r the pa.-- t cix year-- .
struction of an underpass to conAs tio property was only
nect the divided sections of the
to OK, the l'niverity lias
farm.
no real iaim to the land, but
had asked,
Dr. Bahyh tagehseei, rludraaaa
The University
when the property was originally
of the IK Beard of Trustees
Exceative Committee, lias httua
purchased, for the deed to be
worded so that the land would be
to m ore Ike title
proc oedlngs
v left
for the benefit of UK. but
of Hm proper
after its
hv the
division
the state declined, however, mereuperhigl.w iv.
assumed the
ly "loaning" it to the University.
It ns originally

Ohhlih. So Sweet

right-of-wa-

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--

Carol; n Mansfield, a .junior hi the College of Arts and Sciences
from Lexington, takes her fi'.st dose id' the Sabin oral vat cine.
The
was given to 1 Btt sUuicnts Sunday at 'the Medical
D
( enter.
Hugh I'uinu r. clinic director, said he v. as pleased
with the turnout but be would KkC to have moe next time.
I lie first dese will also be available
next Stenday.

Dr. Hernandez Warns
Against Cuban Subversion
T
Bj BILL GP.
Kernel Stall Writer

"We should not worry so
it Cuba as a niili-tamuch :i
base but, as a base for
warns Dr. J. E.
subversion,
t

Hernandez, professor

rj

ot

Ro-

mance Languages.
when there is dis- -.
:
ment
among
government
officials as to the military status
of Cuba anci a Senate
begins hearing testimony
on Cuba as a subvt rsrve base. Dr.
Hernandei state- - that the Cosn-muniare using Cuba aa a
ban to extend their ideas
throughout the hemisphere.
Vc ait playing for keep- - with
the entire Western Hemisphere
said.
..' stake,'' Dr.
"Radio broadcasts go or. around
the clock in several language.-.- ''
he i .;ci ; - be talked about the
v,
use
way.-- the Communi.-t.- Cuba for their subversion.
number oi Cuban publications hare now been turned late
Cemmanhd pablicatians be added. 'T have yet to see anything
mere sabserslw thaa the nen
ratalag af tin- L'nHeraity of
Havana,' he said. He added that
all of the publications extol the
M
Mai
theme.
One cant f- -. :et 'lie milii
At

'(hie Precedent Creates

Inother

Art- - and Seiem ea
in Mm College
t"
net!
In ted bv eaaspw vote and
was
LexSagBen,
Saturday night as Mardl Gras Qneen. Her liming par.;.
"
the "mii't papular prof
rhaaea slaa bv the student body,
Prof, trashnrl D. Ham, CoBege sf the Law.

Baftj
from

Gsegmj

fredMBtaa

Graduate Faculty
There wi'l be a special meet- hsg ;i the gradnaU totally at
7:31 p.m. today in lioom 201 of
Peace !i.,P.

a time

potential of Cuba either Dr.
Heriiandez warns. He -- aid that
some 17,000 Russian troops are
in Cuba under the pretense of
training Cubans. "The Cubans
are more afraid of the 12.000 to
10.000 Congolese.
Algerians,
Ohanianans. Tunisian.- - there, supposedly to be trained." he said.
Hernandez said that he
the Cuban government
sustained by this arnn of
Miviets.
He estimated
that at
hast SatvPJI CaSMUM form an
armed militia.
Dr.

He asm predicted
that this
communist government in Cuba
would continue until an army
in to depose it. "Fit felt that
Castro was only a figurehead
since January. 1959." he said.
'
Ilu n I heard him make a peer h
on shot I ware when he said that
he had wanted to say certain
things but had been told not to
by other officials.
"Tile coassnunists
will keep
Castro as long a- - he ;.-- useful
and then get rid of him like t'r v
have done in other countries,''
Dr. Hernandez aid.
"The;e are mar.v things in
Cuba you can't understand, he
said, "For L '.stance, water for
the Ouantanamo Naval Base
pumped from a river ab ut seven
:r ::i the base. The
k

up

the pumping

station.

Still, all they would have to do
to cut off the water supply for
the base would be to turn a valve
off. Two tankers are kept at the
base in order to ao for water in
tat this bappena,"
Dr. Her-

nandez

He added boarerei, "The Com-

munists arc realists and
know that an attack on

they
Guan-tana-

would mean War."

Hernaadei said that he
felt tin re wis a gn at deal of
Dr.

about the aborPigs invasion. "It
the t'nited
i.as t l
exBas bad la be
States 'o i t:
shoara that tlie ( uba Hat) left
was not the ( uba ihey were returning la. Thej h it uba armed
with the eaidsatd weapons the
Bat-i-- ta
i '.i. I Si.t t - had traded t
..".! ii.t". retavsttd to find a
well ursaed biHMIs with modern
Kus-t.i- n
wf epa "
Be estimated that it would
have taken a: least five divi- been successful in
skma to b
the invasion. "You can't take
amateui no matter how good
they are. and bring them togeth- ( aatimsed on rage 3

sahHsnaV

tive

ibmHbsj

Bay ol

a

u

l

iii-- ;

!r

Pharntary

stadents expecting to en-r- dl
in lie- Schoal ! Pharmaty
in Septentbet 1963 or ISg are
ashed to saeei in Iha Pharmaty
BoOdini at .: " p m. today.
All

* KENTUCKY

KERNEL,

Tuesdav, Feb.

19,

1963

Oberst Discusses
Academic Freedom
Paul Oberst professor in the College of Law. laid
A
alt oath, ii forced apon nae m u teacher, would Ik

ven uetamatorv.

derr.ic ireeticm on sssnpssjoa
"There was iittlt freed mm it;
o!-Ie;the early, churia-dominate- d
o America.' ht a;d Latei
the universities
of
Germany,
with their freedom o! tl uir.l
and informality.
helped
retr:elioa here, lie added.

Speaking in the first of a series
ol YMCA "Frontier Forums." Mr.
Oberst toH of the efforts, of the
American Association of University Professors to preserve aca- -

3

Link's Gift
Is Damaged
By andals

fit

9$'

Even now." Mr. Oberst continued. "American profess,;, as
a whole don't teach what they
think. They prnaaot tiie srta
ranae ol thetjries and te'.l the
students to take their choice."
"I've often wondered whether
this is a bjooq thmg." he said
The next forum, at 7 pot
Thursday in the Student Union

recently installed bulletin
hoard across from White Hall
was damaged ly vandals over
the weekend.
A

( .haiullcritvs
Sanaa W.ikem.in
and Jim TbMMt.

student have been seleeted as
far Democratic candidates lor Mtntr and lieu- tenant governor A. B. ( handler and Harry Lee
Nattrfield. The) are l.inda Tonin. BoSjfcaf finch.
'I

h

lift' Holiday, Jim Shul'fett.
Seated is Mack Walters, state

fmpafcjB ehairnian.

In informal Hush

Sororities Pledge 31 Women
tita!

women were
eight sororities
during second semester
rush. This i an
of six pledges over the
1961-6- 2
informal rush period,
according to Mrs. Betty
dean
assistant
Palmer,
women.
pledged

ol

1

t

Ellis, i'xii n;
Lee Hancock. Louisville: Cheryl Ettse Miller. Louisville:

Lorraine Florence

The pledf.es nnii their sororities are:
v
Alpha Delta PI: Karen
Barnes. PaJraunt, W. Va.:

Kycia

Martha Uttan Carpenter,
Oerelda Ann Hardin,
Valley Station.
Alpha GUMU Delta: Janet
e;

Christina Lee afoser, Louisville:
Jane: Maryann Runs. Syracuse.
N. Y.: Tracy Elizabeth Shillito.
Greenlawn. N. Y.; Carole Ethel
Williams. Fort Thomas.

Beatrice Ciold. Louisville: Phyllis
Fay Wall. LexiniSon.
i
Mamare!
Delta:
Alpha
Elizabeth Bennett. Fort Thomas:

Chi Onega: Judj Caryl Apple-gat- e.
Jo Yvonne
Tollesboro:
Clme. Oak Ridge, Tenn: Clarissa
Fidele Hindman, Louisville:
Karen Louise Judson. Lockport,
N. Y.: Vickie Lee Paynter. Winchester; Susan Johnatha Ramey.
Lexington.
Delta Zeta: Charlotte Lee
Brower. Charlotte. N. C; Joanne
Lynn Shaffer. Nanuet. N. Y.;
Donna Marie Simpson. Lexinu-to-

Royster, Whayne Named
To New Staff Positions
Action by the Executive Committee of the University
Board of Trustees Friday, lias elevated Dr. VV. (
Royster,
associate professor of mathematics, to the head ol the Department of Mathematics and Astronomy and Dr. Thomas
French Whayne to the position of assistant vice president for
t've medicine In Europe alter
the UK Medical Center.
World War II
Dr. Royster has been a mem- her of the I K faculty since 1950.
Last year, studying under I srrant
from the National Science Foundation, he was a member of the
Institute of Advanced Study at
I'rinceton I'niversity.
Dr. Whayne. a UK graduate,
'..

will serve as professor of community medicine, and will coordinate aaatfaaue programs and
liaion service with the University.
He i.-- a gradual" of UK. the
Washington University School of
Medicine in St. Louis and Harvard University.
A native of c Iambus, be has
served as chief of the preventive medicine division of the
atneraTa office in Washington and vas cinei : preveu- -

Kappa Alpha Theta: Leah Nell
Caldwell. Murray; Martha Ellen
Johnson. Louisville: Sally Anne
Kraft. Louisville; Mary Elizabeth Straight. Cincinnati. O.
H Beta Phi: Betty Gay Estes,
Bet tie Jane Ha. Hi if
Ashland:
Lexington.
eta Tau Alpha: Marilyn Sue
Hickman. Frankfort. O: Helen
Craig afurphey, Morganfield:
Marilyn Angela Tweel. Huntington. W. Va.

for the scholarApplications
ship to be presented by Links,
junior women's honorary, are
DOO being taken.
is made posThis scholar-hisible from the profits received
by members of Links by selling
mums at the annual homecoming
game.
It is
to enable a deserving sophomore Iranian to continue through hei junior year.
The recipient at the scholarship
v- ill
be ssaosnwed si Um nmraal
star In T!.e Nighl program to
be held April 1.
The .' inner will bj rhnocn on
the basis if neod. character, and
academic standing.
Applications are bow available
in the Office cf the dean : 0
ten, and nay he mbtnit ed until
Mai b 7.

The rjatoaod-t- a board was donated by Links, junior women's
honorary, to University students
i:i order to familiarize them with
the role of various honor groups
(!.is was broken in the hoard
only one dav after it was in-

trends and birth control

KENTUCKY
now showing:

mm

stalled. Vivian Shipley, president
of Links, volunteered to pa. the
lliedie il charges U the pirsan
on the board
uli" '.rake the
would come to Links.
"Links w jukl like to thank
someone for breaking the
which
Case of the bulletin
the organization recently installed across from White Hall. Evidently, the spirit of Mardi Qras
so completely engulfed BOOM jubilant student that he could not
resist the temptation of shattering this glass", she said.

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Social Activities

ELECTIONS
The Kentucky Alpha Chapter
ot Pi Mu Ep.silon. national honor-

ary mathematics fraternity, has
announced names of 13 new initall of the University of
iate.-,
Kentucky.
They inc lude Dr. Silvio O. Navarro, director of the UK Comput-

Center: graduate students
Waiter P. Ocriach, Lexington,
Cohen Lee Sharpe. Williamsburg,
Hope Oornett stidham. Hazard,
all mathematics majors, and Wil-

ing

liam H. Zuber, Memphis,

ft;

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;

lenn.,

chemistry.
Undergraduates include Charles
Richard Eckel, Lincoln, Neb.,
tine Noojin. Lewistown,
Pa,
James D. Pov.vl!. Lesington,
Jeanne Barhee Shaver. Lexington, aliftnatnenu as majors, Harry L. Hard. Frankfort, John If.
Gibson, Franklin, both electrical
engineering majors: Carol Anne
Harper, lladisonville secondary

,

stokes, Ravenna, physic

Charlotte Westennan,
Francis Napier, secretary;
Glinda TaUey, treasurer; Sue
Carole
Qosaer, historian and
parliamentarian; Ifyra h ward,
ocia chairman; Vaieta Taylor,
intramural chairman, and Jane
Kent, house manager.
eta Tau UntM
Newly elected officers of Zeta
Tau Alpha sorority are: Marilyn
Starzyk, president; Judy Lewis,
v ice - pes id en i ;
Adams.
Beverly

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E'.len Eaton, house presiC. J. Aiiibron. historian-reporte- r:
Sarah Hiliiard. corresponding secretary: Rata Ann
Dye. recommendations chairman:
Unda Thomp on. social chairman: Mimi Chipp-- . standards
Cookie
chairman:
Chapman,
scholarship cht irman; Mary Lou
Lewis, activities clu.ii man: Margaret Dyche. nmak chairman:
Bienda Gevedon, ;i:aua.ine chairman: Diana Coffin, public relations: Kathy ftfanyet, service

Gay

dent.

chairman.

l ambda CM Alpha
Lambda Chi Alpr.a rec. nnjf
elected officers for the corning
year. They are: John IHadHr.
president: J. D. Craddock III.
Ed Drach. WCTO-tar- y:
Mike YVelriman. trea-i- . er;
Joe Hood, rush chairman. Dave
Dairies, pledge trainer; Bin L..x- ter. social chairman: Ch..r!es
Bruce, litualisi: Ken M.:ur- ette,
steward; Martm Letrta,
house nanagxr; Dennis tephenaJ
athletic chair awn; Mum. Davis,
aog director; Joe Hood and J.
D. Craddock, IFC reproaantatiree;
Del I.uttrell. alumni oatiiimj.
Jotan Townaend, editor and cor-- M

pondent.

Vvith

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Author of MJ Wat .i Ti a- - m Dtcirf,"
Loves of Debit Gtilu" ttc.)

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WcMm Honae
Members of Weidon Hon e recently elected officers for the
coming year. Those elected were:
Rose Ann Bunons, pr sident;

U

secretary:

treasurer: Lois Baumpard-nemembership chairman: Janice Peterson, ritual chairman:

Allan

Robert

and

education

recording

THE CURSE OF THE CAMPUS: XO.

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Hate iie if you will, but I mud -- p":,k. We enUeaje typee nre
far tiMi eomplaeent. Save, we've ajo4 plenty to be prond of.
e' i
atom Kiuahert, we've roI Rraduatv scimife, we've pMl
new peak in strholarsliip, new iiilis in academic honor-- . Ami vet,
in the uiidisl o( tin fe triumphs, we !iai failed dismally to make
in golvhut tlie ohfetd and nnisl iHirreaoowa oi all
any proLiii
i
;iiii- - prrthlemo: we've -- till nt rooBHnatea.
th wv&V
To be sore, aU roommatee ore oot bad There
a student at the Manhattan
documented case of Hikniii
College of Agriculture, majoring in cords and a hey, who
publicly that be actually filled hk roommate ai 1(1
admisskai when you consider thai this room mate. Me trie
fellow,
lie
Tnnu by name, was fraakrjr not loo winsome
practice bis tj mpani in bai room, lie kept an alligator, :inl kg
collected airplane t irs.
But, "ii the other band, Ifarrh bought twonaekf of MarftVarO
I
k
( 'igarettes every nay aud aveoneof them to Hikaiit aad
you who can stay aiau at a nan who gives you Marinate
blend of Marihorn
( ligarettee? Who, upon tasting that navorful
tohaecos, upon drawing through thai pure white Marlboro filter,
upon exulting in this In st of all ioiM' cigarettes, Marinate -who, I say. can harden his heart against his neighbor? ( ertanahr
lmt Hilquit. Certainly not I. Certainly not too, m ytm waH nad
when you -- eiiiry to your nearest tobacennnJ and buy : -- upplv.
in soli pack or Ffip-To- p
Bos. Tobaccuoattg
Marl boms
come in smail. mrdium, and large.

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ni "jgnia Alpha Kpsilen and their dates WW
another dunking Saturday night at their Swtwim
I'artv bcM at the Campbell House. sharun Perkins b helping
faj III 111 111 M oat oi the pooi hut it looks like Katie errtll
It giving Warm Houghland the evil eye after he threw her in.

Bad the
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Society For Advancement of
Management
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cl ManaMBM r:t will have a rr.eet-tcdin the Social
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Room r.f t M Student Union
Building. The pues: speaker for
tra evening vill be Mr. Harvey
h:tr. Th:i rr;te!:r. is open to
the public, and prospective new
mtrettr- - are HndaaTIa invited. A
abort boatotan meeting uiil folic Mr. Shtrer's ta'k.

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But I digress. BooamnUea, I tay, are iill witk ns and I
tear they always will be, so we better learn boa to et along
with them. Ii ran be dene, you know. Take, lor instance, the
classic en o: DoHy Pitcher aad Molly Madi
Dolly and Molly, roommatea at a prominent Midwestern
girls' school Vassar) had a problem that seena i in.soenble. I "!ly
could only Rtudv bite at niht. aad Molly could not stay awake
past nine o'clock, ll Dolly kept the lights on, the rooat anat too
bngiit for Molly to deep. Ii Molly turned Um Ogkta off, t ,o
room was too dark for Dolly to study. What to do?
Well sir, those two intenagenl Anterkata k:.i- - found an aaa
-- ucr.
The got a miner 'a cap for Dolly! Thus, she bad enough
light to study by, and still the room was dark enough tor
Molly to sleep.
It laaai he idiiiitted. however, that this solutMa, bajBBaHMMBi
as it araa, had some unexpected utquftac. Dolly tot so enchanted with her miller 8 cap that he -- witched her BBajOt tr-- ' U
l.sth Century poetrj to aaang and metallurgy. Shortly after
lirailuation abe bad what anniairrd to be a 're.it atanht of ha k:
it prospectuig, she taneeveted what - a Unmet quest iri
aiiil
mine. This mighl nave made )
the world - largest ie!(i-K- ir
ala-- . ha- et dwCOVCfed a !- !- I"T
Very rich except that liol.odv.
feldspar. Today Dolly, a btenien twaan, aqneeaea out a aatnajn
living awkiug echoea for turi-t- s in Mammoth Cave.
.r has Molly fared cotainteuounrjr better. Once Dolly pal
the nuner'a hat, Molly una able to catch up on her knag- -l t
aw re
leep. She woke after eigM day-- , refreshed and riagamua
vigorous, alas, than dm icaiiatd. h waa the afternoon of tba
imual Dean- - lea. Molly stood in line with her eJaaaNanrtee,
-raiting to shake the Dean'- - hand At had her turn caaao, and
the Dean a firm hand
Molly, mil of strength and health, ua
-- hake
so firm, indeed, that aP five of the Dean's lowatkleg
acre permanently fused.
The Dean sued for a mithon doBars, and, of entgnty wen. Tt
day Molly, a broken woman, - paying ofl her debt by walking
moon tor t n a '.- - an hour.
the 1? an's cat every

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boroaitcf th tpontoi nf (k it roHnaaMt.
ul roaannaattah Ku: tat
Mariborm
ii t pocket or pura mmtt
(tM iiitir, Cm conapnni aawpa

* Wf.

Once Upon A Time
upon a time there was 8
university. It was a beautiful university with many large, new, beautiful
buildings. Also bedecking tins university were many tall, leafy, and beautiOnce

ful trees.

foliage present on
the eampus were (lie various types "t
shrubs, hushes, ete.
Lesser

the trees and buildings
the only pretty attractions

However,
WCte not

presi nt on tin's c ampus. The university
also had many curvy, and provocative coeds.
Now in the beginning it was decided by the coeds that all chic proper
respect was not being paid unto them.
This university had heretofore been
known to put all segments of itself
into proper perspective. The coeds decried their role was too insignificant,

being outranked

suc h

unimportant

segments of the university as organized athletics and all too vain attempts toward academic excellence.
In addition, they were only pawns in
the campus social patterns. Something
had to he done. The problem was
before them the remedy tor solution

needed.
The WHO was known the coeds
themselves. Yet needed to initiate tin
coeds crusade was the WHAT,
WHY. After
WHEN, WHERE
much deliberation it was dec ided the
cause could he best served by infiltration into the university's social patterns. Consequently, after perusing
the history hooks and discovering
that in the days of old. any gala
social OUting was just not what it
was intended unless a Queen and her

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The Kentucky Kernel

were chosen to reign over the
festivities. "That's it." decided the
coeds. We must not let the tradition established by our sisters of
yesteryear go unobserved. Queens
must reign at all university social
functions.

h'i Dufatemimg C liege Daily
UxrvEBsm of Kekttxxi

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COUrt

Thus an active program was initiated to lect at least one Queen
per da) at the university. At first ties
program fitted well into the collegiate calendar. However, before long,
envy began running rampant and
e ac h
campus lovely wanted to assume
what she considered her rightful role
in campus royalty.

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"I v:uti.:i. Kcntadqr . . nel dMi MM r mmia th- Art of NT. .h , 1S79.
week daring the rradai icaod ..,r cacepl during huhdas nod tarns.

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A

SCHOOL YEAR

Jack V Ccthiuk, Ed.tr

Richard Wilson, Hmuging Editor

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Nancy Lose. Set u:j

Dick

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Friirfm. Campm Editor
Wallaci. .Wurt: ig Mmafji

John

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Thus intensive campaigns to lect
these lovelies to the rapidly expanding royally were initiated. Trees,
buildings, shrubs, bushes all were
adorned with
placards,
each espousing the virtue(s) and
other qualities of the favored candi-

mum

e

multi-colore-

d

date.
Eventually the coeds were victorious and reigned supreme over all.
Not only did they reign over each social festivity, hut each building, tree,
shrub, each campus organization, each
hour, day and week had a Queen also.
What happened to the university?
W ell it still exists. However the buddings and gifts of nature which
its campus in yesteryear, are
no longer visible to the naked eye.
It is now hidden behind a Placard
Paradise with the command of Vote

For Debbie, Catherine, Ann or Carol,
demanding the students attention
from whichever direction he may turn.

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More On Football
To The Editor:
In reply to Mr. Arthur Meyer Jr.
think it only fair to the readers that
the situation he clarified: The tresh- man football squad was punished at
the sports cente r several months ago.
The punishment was calisthenics at
4 a.m.
Many complaints were voiced,
including one from David Fulton
Smith in the Kernel, lit implied that
the freshman squad had elected to
exercise at dawn. He also referred to
the freshman squad as "Bully Boys.
Mr. Meyer Jr.. in the Feb. 14, issue
commented on the conduct of the
freshman squad in their quarters, and
at the dinner table. He was not specific -- w ill he. Not too long ago, halt
of one floor in Donovan Hall was
destroyed by a small flood. The iiicii-ta- l
giants living there decided to plug
a shower drain, turn the showers on
all night, and observe the damage
several tons of water could do to a
1

dormitory

Can

building!

you

attributi conduct like- mis t' the students at Kitten IndgS?
As for the table manners of the
freshman squad,
suggest thai a formal invitation he extended Mr.
by the scju.ul through the
(preferably when steak is
menu and that Mr. Meyei
it a report of their conduct
occasion to the Kernel.

Meyer,
Kernel,
on the
r.

siih--

on that

that seek a
helieve tin- Kernel editors scrupulous!) proof rea all of the
copy tor each issue; therefore, I wonder why three ot your elephantine
words were misspelled in your rather
pedantic letter. Who needs the tutor?
Mr. Meyei simue st

tutors aid.

1

I

I

Waltee Platt

I

Senior Education

Kernels
powei over a man s subsistence
amounts to a power ovei his will.
Alt xandi r Hamilton,
A

The American Need To Know
A

ILs C HAGERTY
partial vacuum exists today

American

in public

knowledge

fed that a
trying to do? Frankly,
gn at wealth ot information on all
I

in

and

Understanding It is aided in part
whenever our news sources, printed
and electronic, fail to present the
whole world image ot the United
States credits as well as debits. And
it thrives on the citizen w ho dot s t
seem to he' interested.
This vacuum must he of deep concern to all of us. A vacuum even a
small one can result in confusion and
misunderstanding here at home, for
the re are always irresponsible demagogues of both the Right and the Left
who seek to take advantage of any
kind ot vacuum. They delight in being
drawn into it with claims that they
the minute, hut vocal splinter groups
represent and speak tor the vast
majority who remain silent, sometimes unconcerned, hut more often
uninformed. And the words o! these
minority fragments are often quoted
Overseas, by our friends and our
enemies, as indications of the think-in- g
and beliefs of all of us.
I am
not saying that we have
reached this point yet. But the danger
usts unless we are constantly vigilant, especially with Lett and Right
radicalism showing signs of growth.
Neither am I criticizing the news
n
and pnhlic im'oi
;,',..!
in my ow n industry. Far from it. Day
in and day out, radio and television
news departments are' doing a tremendous io'i.
And it is a fact that we have daily
contact with far more "I our citizens
than any othei news media.
But what I ask myself and my
colleagues is: are we' getting through
to the American people as we should,
as we arc capahle of doing, as we are

networks and most local stations goes
begging each day for more listeners
and viewers.
Everyone w ill admit that today we
are living in perilous times.
But throughout history tree men
have always lived in perilous times-t- or
"freedom is a hard-wothing."
I am sure that the ancient Creeks,
facing the Persian hordes at Thermopylae and Salamis. believed that
they were living through the most
perilous times in history. And so did
the Romans when t