xt7cnp1wf782 https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7cnp1wf782/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19590501  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, May  1, 1959 text The Kentucky Kernel, May  1, 1959 1959 2013 true xt7cnp1wf782 section xt7cnp1wf782 Polaroid Photo Will Decide Pushcart Playoff
By REX BAILEY

Kernfl Staff Writer
The winner of the Lambda Chi
Alpha Pushcart
Derby playoff,
between Delta Tau Delta and Triangle, will be determined by a
Polaroid camera situated on the
finish line.
Jim Heil, Lambda Chi derby
chairman, said the result of the
race would te announced after the
Judges see the photograph.
The playcff, to be run Sunday
at 3 p. m. en the Administration
Circle, became a necessity when
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last night to determine who will
be their pushers.
One Triangle pusher, Art Grelf,
who pushed their cart to victory in
the last lap of their first heat, was
unable to push in the finals because of a sprained back. An alternate, Jim Irvine, replaced Greif
for the last lap or the finals.
John Bailey, Triangle president,
said Irvine was not prepared for
the race and gave out about ten
yards before the finish line. '
In commenting about the playoff. Bailey said, "The decision of
the Judges should be final, but we

thought we had the best team. We
we can win it again."
Pushing for Triangle will be
Billy Harrison, Boyd Hurst, Bob
Haschak and Jim Irvine or Art
Oreif. Walter Bomhoff will be
their driver.
Allen Dawson,
Delt president,
said he was "very pleased with the
decision." He added, "I'm sorry it
turned out this way, but the best
alternative to settle it is a playoff. We have everything to gain
and the Triangles everything to
won It once

lose."

Dawson added that their pusher,
Kenny Baker, and driver, Claude
Pierce, thought that they had won.
He said the picture was taken before the carts reached the finish
line and the Delt cart was ahead
after they crossed the line.
Pushing for the Delta will be
Carleton Godsey, Reaves Jackson,
John Sargent and Kenny Baker.
A new rule that pushers may not
release the cart until it has crossed
the finish line, planned for next
year's race, will be in effect at the
le
rematch, Heil said.

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Triangle
was
declared
the
winner immediately after the
race, but the decision was reversed
when a picture, taken by Ourney
Norman, Kentucklan editor, revealed the two carts crossed the
finish line at the same time.
Going into the last lap Triangle
had a sizeable lead, but the Delt
pusher, Kenny Baker, put on a
burst of speed ana power to catch
them at the finish line.
Both fraternities have been
practicing for the playoff this
week. Triangle had a time trial

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Slnsher Given
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Spray Stops Work And Water

Bobby Slusher, sophomore
Roberts said the committee held Athletic Director Bernie Snivel?
basketball player, has been placed one regular and
three special said yesterday.
on indefinite suspension from UK meetings to determine action to
Proffitt said Slusher could be
for disciplinary reasons, Assistant be taken on Slusher. He thought readmitted to the University, but
Dean of Men John Proffitt said this was the longest consideration he did not elaborate.
yesterday.
ever given to a case by the comIndefinite suspension usually imAction was taken by the Dean mittee.
plies that the suspended person
of Men's Office upon recommeOda-- , ff Coach Adolph Rupp was out of will be readmitted to the Unition of the Student Congresryu-- , town and was not available for versity once the cause of suspen'
diciary Committee.
comment on the, ruling.
sion has been eliminated.
Proffitt and Judiciary Commit"We have bo comment to mak
tee Chairman Richard Roberts de- on the action since it was taken Slusher will be Ineligible nexl
clined to tell why Slusher was dis- by the Office of the Dean of Men,"
Continued On Page 2
An earthmover, excavating on the are the Dairy Building, Stock
ciplined.
Agricultural, Engineering
football practice field, site of a
new men's dorm, struck a
and Animal Pathology Buildings,
water main yesterday morning besides Donovan Hall.
causing twin geysers to erupt from
the pipe.
Stylus To Be Out
According to the superintendent
of the construction crew, the pipe
The spring issue of Stylus, UK
was supposed to have been deeper literary magazine, will go on
in the ground.
sale here .Tuesday, Editor Sarah
Howard Mumford Jones, author, of Arts and Sciences there in
Donovan Hall Cafeteria was House has announced. The magA year following that he
historian and professor of English 1943-4flooded blightly as a result of the azine, featuring short stories,
University, will speak served as president of the AmerApplications for Kernel staff at Harvard
break.
poetry,
essay and
art work
R. Carl Stephenson, foreman of done by UK students, will be positions will be accepted by the here at 8 p.m. Monday in the third ican Academy of Arts and Sciences.
The author of numerous books,
the UK Plumbing and Heating available for 25 cents at the Board of Student Publications un- Blazer Lecture of the season.
on "The Humanities Jones has been recognized as a
The address
Shop, said water was to be cut Campus Book Store, the English til Monday afternoon, a spokesman
and Humanistic Scholarship" will gifted writer of poetry, history,
off last night in the Donovan Hall Department office in McVey announced today.
plays and textbooks. He is
p. m. so that the Hall and other places to be
area from
Letters of application should be be given in the auditorium of the fiction,
contributor to such
a frequent
Taylor Education Building.
line could be worked on.
addressed to the board, stating the
announced later.
periodicals as Harper's, the AtA 1915 graduate of the UniverBuildings included in the area
applicant's
experience, over-a- ll
standing, class year and any other sity of Chicago with a Master of lantic and the Saturday Review.
Arts degree, Jones now holds honJones will be introduced by Dr.
pertinent information.
The board has asked that all orary doctor's degrees from six Thomas B. Stroup, University pro'applicants indicate first, second universities. He formerly taught at fessor of English.
and third choices for positions de- the universities of Texas, MichThe. Blazer Lectures are made
may be left igan, and North. Carolina before possible through a fund estabsired. Applications
with the School of Journalism sec- going to Harvard in 1936.
purpose 11 years ago
of lished for the
Jones also is editor-in-chi's
retary or in the
by Mr. and Mrs. Paul G. Blazer
the Belknap Press at Harvard, and
was dean of the Graduate School of Ashland.
Continued On Page 2
It will be the State versus Retaliate when court convenes for The state's claim of murder, offthe annual mock trial at the Law set by strong mitigating circumstances, presents a close jury quesDay observance today.
English and Carl L. tion.
Charles
A packed courtroom is expected
Clontz will be prosecuting attorneys and Arthur L. Brooks Jr., for the trial. The crowd will inand Donald D. Harkins will argue clude some 50 youngsters from a
for the defense in the 2 p.m. trial civics class at Jeffersontown Junin the courtroom of Lafferty Hall. ior High School.
All four are Law School seniors.
At a 10 a.m. convocation in MeThe case revolves around Wil- morial Hall, Robert F. Kennedy,
liam Retaliate, a bank clerk with chief counsel for the Senate labor
good reputation on the Job In the rackets investigation committee,
community, who learns that his will speak on his experiences in
fiancee, Marion Sweetly, a beau- the Investigative field. Commemortiful young widow, has been as- ation of the Law School's 50th ansaulted and severely beaten by a niversary also will be made there.
welching gambler, Herbert Tout.
Marion, a waitress, used her tips
for placing bets with Tout, and he
refused to pay off when she won Musicologist To Speak
on a daily double. This refusal led
Dr. Claude V. Pallsea, distingto an argument and the assault. uished University of Illinois
Retaliate learned these facts musicologist, will speak to the
from Marion In the hospital, and Humanities Club at 7:30 p. m.
he left believing that she was Tuesday In the Music Lounge,
dying. He found Tout that night Fine Arts Building.
and shot him to death. Evidence
The speaker will illustrate his
Mock Trial Attorneys
for the prosecution indicates that talk with recordings of RenaisThese four law students will be attorneys In the annual mock trial at today's Law Day ceremonies.
the homicide was murder, or at sance muic. The program Is
From left are Arthur L. Brooks and Donald D. Harkins, attorneys for the defense, and Carl I Clonts
least manslaughter. For the defree and open to the public.
and Charles English, attorneys for the prosecution.
fense, the evidence tends to show

Residents of Donovan Hall, background, saw twin geysers spray
water main at the excavation of the new
from a broken
men's dormitory.
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Sunday Miisicalc Features
Men's, Women's Glee Clubs
UK's Women's and Men's Glee
Clubs will give their second Joint
recital at 3 p. m. Sunday at Me-rlal Hall.
The program, part of the
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University MuMeale Series. Is
'i-- e
and open to the public.
The
Women's Glee Club is
uler the direction of Miss Phyl-- (.
. Jennt-s- ,
instructor in voice. Ac- mpanist for the group is Harry-- n
Sallis, a graduate assistant in
.' Music Department!
n the Stabat Mater by Tergo-- e.
Jan- - O'Dear, .soprano, and
.
Barbara Reynolds and Alice Evencontraltos, wir .sing solos.
ki
r songs from Brahms are from
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women's voices, two horns and
mrp. On this occasion, the piano
'll substitute for the harp. Horn
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Continued From rage 1
office, Room 112B, Journalism
Building.
These paid positions will be open
next year:
Editor-in-chie- f,
chief news editor, four daily editors, four dally
associate editors, chief sports editor, advertising manager and two
,
proofreaders.
The four daily sports editors
positions are also open, but tliey
are unpaid.
and
for editor
Applications
managing editor of the weekly
summer Kernel alsoare being accepted. Persons interested in these
positions should contact Dr. L.
director of the
Niel Plummcr,
School of Journalism. Both summer Jobs are salaried.

are Brooks Griffith and

soloists

Kirke Muse.
James King, assistant professor
of music, and also teacher of voice,
Is director of the Men's Glee Club.
Marilyn Langford, an undpr-gradua- te
In the Music

Depart-

ment. Is accompanist for the men's
group. Aimo Kivinimcl Kiviniemi,
tenor, associate professor of music, will be the solont In two numbers and Richard Baxer and David
Copeland, baritones, will also be
soloists.
Of special interest is the Mendelssohn Festival Hymn of The
Printing of the Bible by Gutenberg and the closing number on
the program, Fratres in unum by
Bernard Fitzgerald, head of the
UK Music Department.

The UK College of Pharmacy
"will be host to an annual meeting
5f District 4 of the National Association of Boards of Pharmacy
Sunday through Tuesday at the
Fhoenix Hotel.
More than 70 delegates from fix
tates are expected to attend. District 4 is composed of Wisconsin,
Michigan, Indiana, Illinois, Ohio
and Kentucky The organization is
a part of the American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy.
Theme of the meeting will be

Cats' Slusher
Continued From Page 1
remester because of failure to
finish this semester's classwork.
The
Jack High School
averaged 6.8 points in 24 games
tar
this season. He scored 23 points in
a clutch relief performance in the
' UK Invitational Tournament
last
ex-Lo-

College of Education, the General
Teacher's Examination will be
given to all graduating seniors In

education.

Snuffed Siffht

recognition and a

berth
third team
during his senior year at the Eastern Kentucky School.
Slusher averaged 16.3 points per
game as a Kentucky freshman and
led the Kittens in rebounds with

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thugs used an unusual weapon in
robbing William Hall of $54 as he
walked home from a bank. Hall
told police one of the men threw
snuff in his eyes, then snatched

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Lexington's Newest,

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program. "Casing the Classics" at
5 p.m. tomorrow on Channel 11.
Also appearing on the panel will
be the "Behind the Dust Jacket"
book columnist of the Sunday
Courier-Journa- l,
Lee Segal; and
of the Voice of St.
the editor
Matthews (Ky.), Emll Aun. Dr.
Leland Miles, head of the English
department at Hanover College,
moderates the program.

come policy at the national meet-

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio (AP)
When service station attendant i
discovered 1,740 gallons of gasot
line had unaccountably vanished
from a storage tank, authorities
were called in. Their conclusion:
the tank leaked.

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Pharmacy uean Earl P. Slone is
chairman for college delegates and
E. M. Josey, secretary of the Kentucky Board of Pharmacy, is chairman for pharmacy board delegates.
All-Sta- te

part of the evaluation of the

Mrs. Nancy Riffe, a UK student, will take part in a discussion of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The
Great Gatsby" on the WHAS-T-

"Recruitment of Better Pharmacy
Students." Delegates will discuss
matters which probably will be-

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Oistricl Pharmacists
To Meet Here Next Week

Leaky Tank

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position next year.
He once scored 83 points in a
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Great Veats Are Attributed To Bony 'Morse

By FAUL SCOTT
Over 100.000 turf fans are

the Kentucky
Silver Spoon, Tomy
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to 20 horses will gallop around Lee, First Landing, Finntgan and
ex- pccted to gather at historic tn rnile - and - a - quarter
Easy Spur.
Downs In Louisville to- - drome, but only one will wear the
Those of you who are planning
morrow and pluck down over one wreath of roses which goes to the
mill. on dollars with hopes that the winner.
the Journey to the Falls City
Jia they are backing will get its
Exprrts feel the following horses area will De interested in the picjig
over the finish line first.
have the best rhance to strut into ture which accompanies this artThe event is the 85th running of the winner's circle: Sword Dancer, icle. We felt It fair to give you
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the bare facts of the American
horse.
Just keep in mind, if your pony
should lose, how the people who
bet on Old Rattle Bones must
have felt.
H'ebstcr neJines a horse as a
large,
herbirorous
mammal, domesticated by man
since a prehistoric period, used
as a beast of burden, a draft ani- -'
mal, or for riding or driving.
n
The
breeds include
Belgian, Clydesdale, GalloArab,
way, Hambletonian, Morgan,
n,
Shire, Suffolk and Thoroughbred.
Old Rattle Bones didn't fit into
any of the above named breeds.
He belonged to the Plowsae Horsl
group, a subsidiary of the Horsae
Fli group. Old Rattle Bones was
very particular about who rode
him.
Some of his favorite riders were
Bat Masterson, Han Troop, Vent'
Bonner and Bret Maverick. Old
Rattle Bones lost one of his favorite friends many years ago. This
particular rider hung around for
only one race. His name Tom
solid-hoofe-

came down with a terrific htaa-acright before a big race. Hi
owner (Harvey Keck) tried two
brands of hay on him.
Bones turned down brand "A"
because he didn't want to trad
a headache for an upset stomach
so he chose brand "B." but tin
raring officials declared this bran
("B") made Old Bonesy twice
fast.
But after clinical tests and do;
tor's reports, this brand ("B'
was found to be no faster than
hay. So he was not dis
qualified and his racing record v.a
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running under cover. But Old
Rattle Bones' fate turned out even
worse.
He now resides in the
Funkhouser Building.

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Old Rattle Bones'

won the second run for the rose.-i1876. Thus was coined thai

never cared
much for the ordinary. He had a
riding man's sadc;e and a betting
nlan's faith. Old Rattle Bones
thought for himself. He cared little
about what trailed him, for after
all, it's- - what's up front that counts.
Old Rattle tones was almost
sent to Horse's Island for trying
to throw a race. The story, so
they say, went like this: Bones

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reporters about his Kentucky Derby choice.

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nhedule of interviews for May music, home economics, foreign
languages, all elementary grades.
May 6
May 4 Erlanger Schools, teachU.S. Navy, members of
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and general science, Latin be in the SUB from 9 a.m. until
and En;lii.h or social studies, 4 p.m. to discuss the Naval Cadet
Spanish and English or social Program.
tudies.' vocal music and English,
May 6 American Commercial
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'Oscars"' is the worst of the "wors-test- ".
(sic!) Perhaps the editor and
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more time studying grammar.
However, the editorial concerning
("The Hollow Hall") which appeared
in Tuesday's Kernel was excellent and
more than made up for the KcrncTs
occasional grammatical errors. There
are few state universities where the
taxpayers furnish a faculty and staff
with a million dollar country club,
even when considered by a few as a
bargain, when the classroom buildings
have been condemned as fire hazards.
The Kernel is to be commended on
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The Happy Panty Raid
A week has passed since the local
cops' outstanding dramatization of
"Chicken Little," and yet the rumor
of an impending panty raid is still being circulated. The ravages of this
persistent whisper can easily be seen.
For example, an estimate of the extra gasoline expended by UK paddy
wagons in patrolling the women's
liorms, lying in wait for the howling
mob to converge upon them, would

stagger the imagination. Housemothers, too, are showing the unmistakable signs of panty-rai- d
panic. On
other hand, there is much wringthe
ing of hands and gnashing of teeth
among coeds over the thought that
the raid won't come off.
This situation strikes us as so much
hooey,
hokum ' and huckamuck.
Shucks, the remedy is so simple, so
logical that we blush to mention it:
Just include a panty raid on the
social calendar; make it an annual
event.
Of course, an undertaking of such
magnitude would necessitate careful
planning. First of all, representatives
from the men's dorms, in conjunction
with the Office of the Dean of Men
and the house council from each
women's hall, could set a date and
time for the raid. The next step would
be to alert campus, city and state

police, who would flash lights, make
siren noises and twirl their burnished
espantoons above their heads, like so
many drum majors.
Then, at. Zero Hour, with assorted
screams and bellows, the attack would

begin. Coeds would be allowed to
throw up windows, wave, scream,
giggle, yell, etc., to the point of laryngitis, meanwhile dangling bits of lace
tantalizingly from miniature flagstaffs
(provided by M&O). Policemen, stationed in platoons at entrances to the
dormitory drives, would bar all outsiders (for no one would be admitted
without an ID card). Content in the
knowledge that their little charges
were safe, housemothers,, gently
chuckling and nodding their kind
heads, would prepare refreshments.
When both groups had yelled themselves hoarse, the boys would be invited in for Cokes and cookies. Afterwards everybody would go their separate ways (each boy carrying some
small bit of lingerie given as a favor,
like), speechless but satiated. "The
girls would be happy. The boys would
be happy. The housemothers would
be happy. The cops would be happy.
Everybody would be happy.
And to think they'd owe it all to
us!

Oh, happiness!

Tally Ho, Stanley!
Our profound sympathy goes out
today to one Stanley Murrell, an Englishman who has just been granted
a divorce from his wife by a London
judge, even though the harrassed
plaintiff:
Punched his wife in the eye;
Dragged her by the hair;
Threatened to throw her down a

deep well; '
Chased her with a pitchfork;
Threw a brick at her;
And threatened to strangle her.
It seems Mrs. Murrell is equipped
with what the judge termed, in typically laconic English fashion, "an
evil tongue"; and, for seven years, she
had twitted her husband with unfounded accusations that he carried
on with every, woman in the neighborhood. Poor Murrell, now, is about
the most unimpeachably virtuous
chap one could hope to find, and fin

ally (after seven years of patience)
he took umbrage at his espoused's
constant heckling and vented his
spleen by poking m'lady in the eye.
Then, stout fellow, he did his best to
contribute to her general misery by
chasing her through the Rye with a
pitchfork and a brickbat.
Lest you think that English jurisprudence has gone agley in granting
him, not his wife, the divorce, perhaps we should add that Mrs. Murrell, while not denouncing her husband as an incorrigible rake, was

committing adultery (so the judge
says) with a chap she'd met quite
casually at the cinema. So the judge
gave the divorce to Murrell, with the
marvelously understanding statement
that "I don't think he did any more
than any reasonable man would have
done."
Jiai-ther-

l

(Name Withheld)
(And your compliments more than
make up for your criticisms of our
grammar, even though we find your
depunctuation, using
pendent clauses without commas to
set them off from the sentences' main
non-restricti-

ve

Ileal, Not Imitation Life
To The Editor:
In Wednesday's Kernel, Philip Cox
made the suggestion "to gather up
the bridge club and go see the fun,"
the fun being "Imitation of Life"

(which he labels a "tearjerker"), now
showing at the Ben Alt. I have a
better suggestion, or, at least, one
which should liven up the party considerably.
When you gather up the bridge
club, try going around to the sinister,
dark, dingy, back entrance, climbing
several flights of dismal, hazardous
steps to reach an even more dismal
(if such is possible) viewing chamber.
One precaution: take care in choosing your seats. This uninviting place
is almost a perfect incline. If you
aren't careful you might fall down on
the favored patrons on the first floor.
No, seat belts aren't provided. When
viewed from this angle, somehow
"Imitation of Life" becomes hilariously funny.
.

A

Necro Student

On The Spot
When The Candidates Met The Press
By DAN MILLOTT
Two nervous gentlemen made their
way into the SUB Social Room Wednesday afternoon immediately before the
Sigma Delta Chi "Meet The Press"
forum.

The two, Rob Wainscott and Taylor
Jones, were about to make their first
and only joint appearance during the
1959 SC presidential campaign.
The SDX forum was the beginning of
the last week of campaigning. Neither
seemed to be too worn from the proceedings. The questioning Wednesday
didn't destroy either candidate, although, if you are partisan, I suppose
one may have looked better than the
other.
Usually about this time we should
be hearing some predictions, from one
side or the other, about the outcome.
This year the story is different. No one
is talking. This seems to be a campaign

of silence.
On Wednesday Wainscott backers
were predicting a heavy vote. Jones said
earlier in the week that he thought the
vote would be smaller than usual.
Neither side qualified the terms "heavy"
or "light" as to specific number of votes
cast.
Barring had weather, and if the arts
and sciences seniors will be provided
with an opportunity to vote on May 6
(seniors in the college have to take
the Craduate Record Exams on that
days), the vote will probably exceed last
year's, when nearly 2,400 voted in the
Perlman-Becke- r
race.
from the primary vote of
Judging
over 1,500, the opinions people are holding about this race, and the advantage
the campaign has had with a daily news

paper, an estimate of a vote of 2,500
should not be out of line.
Certainly Student Congress is attracting more interest than the old SCA did.
And this in itself might be enough to
cause an increase in the voter turnout
How has the campaign been going so
far? Both sides think it has been going
quite well. This is natural. Wainscott
had to leave town last weekend for a
Southern SCA meeting at Auburn. The
trip cut three days off of his campaign
time. Jones hasn't been helped by Frank
Schollett's absence in the last few days.
The Campus Tarty vice presidential
nominee had mononucleosis.
What will happen on May 6? Don't
be surprised if it turns out to be a
d
victory. True, it doesn't look
that way now, but it is very possible.
Who will win? That's another question.
d
either
The election could be
way because people might tend to vote
more along party lines than they have
in the past. The absence of two strong,
widely known campus personalities running for president could cause this situation.
If the election is a sweep, will the
losing party fold? That depends on which
party is snowed under. .The Students'
Party could probably survive a setback,
but not without considerable shuffle in
its ranks. The Campus Party would probably undergo a more complete overhaul
if it lost this one. It would no doubt
have a complete change in leadership
next fall which would amount to a new
party-- in
name, at least.
Next Wednesday will not only tell
the tale about SC for next year, but also
for campus politics as well.
one-side-

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1939 -- 5

Derby In First Place For Weekend Social Life

By niLLIE ROSE PAXTON
And they're off! Intuition says
It'll be Dunce, but we're not so
(onfldent that we're making book.
From LAST week . . .

and the Triangles pushing again
in rront of
the Administration
Building this Sunday at 2 p. m.
The Pharmacy School picnicked
Wednesday afternoon at the Doncrowned Marilyn ahue farm on Nicholasville Road.
Farmhouse
Mansey queen at Its annual spring Everybody played, consumed, etc.
to THIS week.
formal last Friday nifht at Lans-rown- e.
The Kentucky Cardinals
The Law School Is having Its
Day today.
from Paris played.
Congratulations