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Vol. LXXXV, No. II4 Tuesday, February l5, I983 An independent student newspaper University of Kentucky, Lexmgton, Kentucky
U Senate votes to oppose \ 5 ‘* - . ~
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The resolution calls for the operations and manage , Q . up _
By JAMES EDWIN HARRIS 'ment of the forest to remain the responsibility of the " ‘r . ' ~ ' ‘» -‘ 7/ j . i l ,
Managing Editor College of Agriculture and the department of forestry, ‘_ 5 ‘ ' f ,l
and asks that “all decisions should be made primarily . :' s, ’1‘ r . 7 '/
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than those of profit or revenue.“ I“ . ‘ryt’ :_.. :4 ‘ .. _ ,,
The University Senate yesterday unanimously ap— Senate Chair Donald Ivey said last night he was "i g g; “fry" ;- ,

‘z proved a resolution asking UK‘s Board of Trustees to ‘ffrankly surprised" at the lack of debate on the resolu— " ‘. 3» .1" . r , ‘ ' 3 ' . l

l prevent timber farming in the University-owned E.O. tion. He said he has no idea what the endorsement will ._ 4. y! . ,' &”’~« 534 ’ - — i 1
Robinson ForesLThere was no debate, mean when the Board convenes March 1 to hear a re ”fitxw.‘ g“: ”’3: _ x? , K, v~"\ ‘ . ,/

The action marked the first time the faculty group port on the timber farming proposal. ,. ' “~23" ’ ,7? . ‘ ‘ ‘ \ \ -
has endorsed a position in the controversy. which has Ivey said, however. that the action has satisfied stu- t- ‘3‘. ‘ ’ d -} .‘_ . ¢‘ '3 —l , -' /
raged for more than a year. In October. before the dents' recommendations that the faculty take a stand on 3,31"; ,3 w? 44;, «‘y .‘t‘, ‘ ,a" ‘ , “
Board of Trustees voted to reject a proposal to strip the issue. The resolution has no weight of authority. but “3;; ‘4. _,-’ . u" .~ -- xgfi” . ‘ \_ * . ~ . ‘ ’3» . 3;
mine the Eastern Kentucky tract, the Senate Council re- Ivey said the Board will now be forced to realize how "15¢ ‘ r",- a‘1 , - : ' ' ,3 -“ ’ . -. i. , ' ' 3"

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fused to put on the Senate‘s agenda a resolution oppos- the faculty feels about the timber farming proposal, figfifi {so ’ g3 . *’ I” 333......7 - I’,’ ~
ing the proposal. Vincent Yeh. SGA graduate school senator and a stu- iey‘r‘3.¥.€g):~_ 3 ‘ -3... \ I. ‘v/ I if. fig?“ 1 .

The Board is currently investigating the possibility of dent member of the Senate t‘ouncil, said the endorse— " w,’ :“r‘ Wee ‘93]... ' 3 i ‘ [3:95. . 3 3 f."
timber farming in the forest. proposed at its December ment effectively may end the controversy over using - ~33 ’ ‘Nz’: _._ . I“ ‘t g” ,3“, ‘5 1‘ 5:. of.
meeting. the forest togenerate revenue {or the University. / t. ’5 _ ‘ "sf”: ' .;.' a; ' (fl 3 3 .\ '\“l“."~‘. '- I

Yesterday's resolution. also endorsed Feb. 7 by the Yeh predicted that, after Charles Barnhart. dean of ~ .5...“ s. : chn".\. fl’f’n ' ‘g-‘fi’ 33‘ ‘ v.2, ‘ r\\‘,

g Student Government Association, stated that the Senate the College of Agriculture, reports his findings on farm- .‘a w I; - , .1; ._-~ ' '5‘: 3c" 2 .i.‘ .~. é, )J: 5% I 1

_. wishes “the management and goals of the Robinson ing the forest to the Board. it will be forced to close the . A ,Aii .. ‘ ‘gj; \ S“\\.\:\§. "\ . ' f . #3:”? * 2533‘ ‘5 ll .

Forest ttm remain focused upon those programs and issue. To- .3». ‘ v _ ~ . \ "g'l‘lfli % «L‘ 5" '-‘ whom i“ l

activities needed to carry on the University‘s mission of Barnhart was asked to develop the report by Board a a” ' ‘ h 3, ‘ \ ‘~.é\§»_3§_§§§'3"- if. ”if “qyyg‘q \x‘. ‘3.’ ”

' teaching.researchandservice." Chair William B. Sturgill at the request of several .o»».*’~ .\ h .3 3‘ ‘ i“p‘{; 3“. . Q) 133, ‘33-'53; 1: 3.} \ ’

The resolution also said ”an emphasis on making the Trustees. who peppered Barnhart about the issue after 4% s13; ' -. t f. 3 - ”a; 3i ”‘5‘; T 1' 49%;)?" If" '3‘9323 ‘ l f 7‘ ‘1
programs at Robimon Forest self-sufficient arid/or prof— he delivered a routine report at the December meeting was P. x ‘Q q: ‘ fiL ‘\ ‘ .; .1 79:33" p .1435 2 {‘i“: ‘5, /
it oriented will degrade the academic integrity of those on activity in the forest during 1982. _} V." ~ W ‘z‘gf 912‘; a . figflfi .‘ 526%
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$3 ——_Bv_S(‘0-1'I‘\Hl.llt)lT cult to replace “He has done so ard said, "(‘01 Alcorn was always --. . ’ T“ " M

t Senior Staff Writer much over the past 15 Years." How so concerned about the students

(3i, He‘ll be dearly missed. ” .

'5 James lzigle. assistant \‘icccliiin . 3

' cellor for academic affairs. ~aid no 3 - “" ._ ,3 .

Twenty-year L'K veteran Col. . .. 33 replacement for Alcorii has bccn 6* "fiéfir " 'f‘ , V: a ‘ .4 ‘. ~ "
James P. Alcorn. director of Place- fl... ~ designated. "fl" — ,‘~;' .1 , ' 1n” . ' . .— “T _ "
ment and Career Services reported» Alcorn. a World War II and Ko- ' ». .3 ; -; ‘ , 4' . __ . t g, . g 3., I 13,.

5 h. will retire Mayl. rean (‘onflict veteran. becamedirec» . 3" -- 1- ’ ' ,1“ ' )u ,. )1? . 3,. . ~r' .1. x“ /

'f . He became director of the Place— 5' “ tor 0f ”(.5 “9591""? ”HIGH Training f. L A v; , , 9, 7' " (‘9' :2 v. ‘ ‘ , x I?“ / ' l‘ a; i t
ment Services in 1968. Drema How- , i Corps in 1963 In 19% hi‘ N‘lln‘d V .3, $63,. ‘ .. TI .35.. I ,o‘ 1' ' 3. .- T » w 4:53“ “ 3* 9;; , “g ‘ .
ard. associate director. said Alcorn ”‘ 3 I. 43* from the military ‘0 351*qu 'd 9051‘ w _'$ . vii! 4:. f3 ' ’ f, ’. . fi “ , K 4‘ M5 .3. ~ ‘ it ,~ by
was “responsible for turning this " t, . ,. tioti as a speCial assistant to then LS?“ c5! {,3 x “ .1 #_ ‘ ‘ 3 2 ‘ ‘fl' ? “(5,3_:;_:.‘.“‘** «3&1. L Q‘ r ’4’ -. ”MT”; 3‘ 3. ,flitq

V' Program around from an employer's ‘ L'K pres'dem “l"h" “S“i‘ld‘ ”9 held ’: v“: a K “v . ‘ ill ‘ ‘ 2:. l- f «a!» l l l 7"? V ' ' i l ‘ gill i“ ‘9 Fly/ll;

l dating service towhatitis today.” " ' "l“ 903‘ UN” 1968~ “h?“ “9 became ‘; 33”" 1‘: 3 ~ I , i {I _ g \’ 3,... * 3 '13? * ' " "a; _' . ‘3 jg“ {sf “~16 J
2 The Placement Service is respon~ " e i ; (“NC“)? 01 care” planning ’ I ’~ 5 _ I): ”a. fr,» 6 . ‘ * ,- ' . ‘ en“ “Nil? at
; sible for locating jobs for graduating __fl f 4 .3; - He could. not be rcachcd for com» « ‘ ‘ ,3" . . :, , - " " . - ‘ ‘fiiluflh‘l. ,
: students and alumni. The depart- ' 3 if??? '1 mentlastnight ' 3 . H, “moo“ w... 33.
: ment also sends credentials to pro- 9 '4 AV"! Jenkins. ii U"\"’r5”.\' All Iced up
'3 spective employers. recommends ' ' spokesperson. said Alcorn has no
? candidates. for jobs and acquaints 7 , iglmmeefifi: [filigrulfiglgptlgmlldnfi‘ Rick Rogers (right), a graduate in Personel Administration walked across campus near Memorial
' fluilmls ""th various career 0pm" h'isn‘t been 'lhlt’llO. so while hcgvta: Hall yesterday. Later, the sun made its first appearance in several days and began to eat away
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Howard said Alcorn will be diffi- JAMES P. ALCORN working." Jenkins said. at the blanket of snow that fell on Lexmgton tOST week.
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Israel 8 par/lamen t replaces Sharon In cabinet shake-up
W The Parliament debated the govern- said Begin and other top officials bore as ambassador in Washington had at Despite his hawkish views. Arens style
Associated Press Writer ment's response to the recommendations artial res nsihilmg fected his outlook, Arens re lied, “l contrasts sharply with that of the fiambov
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0f the Beirut massacre commissmn. which In a debate on Begin's request. opposi- wouldn‘t say that I didn't learn anything ant Sharon Arens also has said he does
, .. .. . . . . L . .. . , c. _. A , W, ., .. urged Sharon‘s removal. tion Labor Party leader Shimoii Peres dc» in the year here But my Mum ideas about not share Sharons desire to become primc
. ’ Sharon. who ran the Defense Ministry nounced him for keeping Sharon in the lsraeli security and political matters have minister

f JERUSALEM ‘ Moshe Arens. lsrael's for 18 months. remains in the Cabinet as a Cabinet and sand the prime minister not changed." Though Arens opposed the 1979 peace
hawkish ambassador to Washington. ac- minister without portfolio. He resigned the should have resigned ile accused Begins Begins secretary. Yehiel Kadishai. said treaty with Egypt. he now accepts ll as an
cepted the post of defense minister yester- defense post after the Cabinet approved government of “deciding on a partial par Arcns would fly to lsrael in a few days to accomplished fact
day. replacing ousted Ariel Sharon. who findings of an Israeli judicial commission don for itself" by retaining Sharon in the go through confirmation proceedings Sharon. in a defiant farewell speech to
quit the ministry saying “I am not leaving that Sharon bore responsibility for allow~ Cabinet Little opposmon is expected defense nIlnlSll‘} workers. served notice 3
abeaten man." ing the Beirut massacre of Palestinians by in Washin ton. Arens told Israel radio’s Arens. 57. is a softs ken. ractical di - that he would continue to press his tou h

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; The Knesset. Israel‘s parliament. voted Lebanese Christian militiamen Sept 1648 correspondent: "The portfolio was offered lomat with hardline views on making line in the Cabinet. even without a portfo

, 61-56 to remove Sharon and reshuffle the The commission said Sharon should by the prime minister I accepted it peace with the Arabs He grew up in the ho

; cabinet of Prime Minister Menachem have stopped (‘hristian militiamen from immediately." United States. began his career as an "i am not leaving a beaten man.” he

' Begin. Begin will hold the defense portfo- committing the atrocity inside the lsraeli- He said he supported Begins polices aeronautical engineer and moved to lsrael said as an honor EUR-”d and fillifiirt‘s >3“
liountilArens is confirmed. ringed Sabra and (‘hatilla camps It also "without reservations " Asked if his year in 1950 himoff

': ‘r United American changes name Democrats might try to add $1 billion to Reagan 5 pack‘ l

l TUESDA age for summer jobs nutrition programs for mothers and '

. ' FmAssoa’afgdPI-mrams Directors of Lexington's second-largest bank voted unani- children and weatherproofing low’mCome housmg ONe'H

l mously yesterday to divorce it from Jake Butcher's United said.

: American Bank group and ,0 replace the Knoxwlle Tenn. Reagan refused all last year and early this year to (on

i financier as chief executive officer. suder any type of antireceSSion lobs legislation But he in

i Hinckley recovering from poisoning United American Bank of Lexmgfon w.” open today holly éucwmbed '0 C°"‘.-‘J"-‘“*'°"°' 59mm“ “’5’ “’99" i“

. I under its original name, Citizens Union National Bank and Patching top aides ’5: "19 gap": £0. Prefsenlho hplo” " 0' ‘
‘ ‘ - » , l d 250 m llion or 00 on s eter or t e ome ess I
l WASHINGTON - Presidential assailant John W. Hinckley Truleo., said Tommy Bell. °ne °l "5 d'm‘lor’ Inc U, es 5- I h b l l
‘ Jr survived a life threatening cr's's yesterda b t a thor' The bank's "C”“e W05 changed all?! Butther the man Sl billion in grants to local governments and t e a once m 2
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' ' ' ' t df d al urchases and construction roiects ,

: ties refuse to say what substance he swallowed in his third (redlled wllh bringing m? 1982 Worlds F0" lo hls home- expedi e e er p P l

i apparent suicide attempt since he has been in federal cus- town, acqmred (onerII'ng interest lost "30' 3

g tody. Directors approved the change hour< offer Butchers l

l Hinckley, 27, was listed in fair condition after his stom- flagship United American Bank Of Knoxv'lle was declared \

l ach was pumped at Greater Southeast Community Hospital. insolvent because of multimillion-dollar loan losses.

3 Dr. James Levy, president of the hospital, said the toxic —

; level in Hinckley's body by late afternoon was 20 percent of DOMOCI‘G'I Odd TO I‘OCGSSIOH legislation

; what it had been when he was brought in Sunday in a semi- WEATHER

l conscious "0’9 and WM" his M9 in lOOPOVdY- WASHINGTON — House Democratic leaders decided yes-

i Levy said neither Hinckley nor his lawyers gave permis- terday to add about St billion to President Reagan‘s pro.

l sion to make public what the "toxic substance" had been posed $433 billion recesSion relief package approve .i

and therefore. the hospital wouldn't do so. quickly. and follow up With additional legislation of their
Hinckley had been taking the anti-depressant drug im- own.
ipramine. BU. Wayne Pines, a spokesman for "‘9 mental 'This is not the best bill we Democrats could write. but Partly cloudy today wlthohlgh In the low to mid 40:.
hospital where Hinckley had been held before his latest it may be the best bill we can enact into low ‘ Speaker Fair tonight withelaw In the upper 20: to law 30s.
[”03" WW" death, 505d patients 0'9 s“PPM“! '0 be under Thomas P. O'Neill Jr., D-Mass. conceded of the package Partly sunny tomorrow with e IIIin In the law to
the watch at attendants whenever they take medication. approved by the president mid no.3
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of blacks and whites in Springfield. Illinois portance his race. Carter G. Woodson dosig- 1,7,; .7 ,7: 7:71;“ .
formed an organization that would promote nated an observance of black history during ’7’fo ,7 7 .‘ "5' ‘3:—
atrue-to-life image of the American black. the month of February. Through this cele- Lz/ “ 5% f; :1; '3’]
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ble achievements of white men. have over- he firmly believed that any man could rise is; ' \ fif ":‘f-‘-i?._;;7_?:
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Editor's note Because of ci'imis logue from a small midwestern com- swer would also be applicable to the utive man‘s female friends "Nudie or at least a L'Klogo. the reporter adds in an attempt to :
tances beyond our control. Barbara pany that caters to the “executive question: Which one makes Mrs toothbrushes" «"For men and “Here you go How 'bout those stretchtheconversation . .
P'ls‘t’ 5015““ M“ be Wiring 0 col man " Mom just set it on the table Saliee cringe the most‘.’ women _, just as nature made glasses? They‘re those great ‘nudie‘ "Cap Weinberger got this for me .7 7
WV? this week As soon as matters withallthe othercatalogues There is nothing more ludicrous them“) in dayuglo plastic and ones you've heard so much about.” It's great- fun. isn‘t it"." Reagan .
are under control. we will get Bar than a catalogue that claims to "nudie molded drinking glasses" he might say, might ask with a note of pride in his ;
be”! ”It “W Page Hum’st We regret cater to the "executive man." Well. c‘Surprise the gal in your life get “How ‘bout them ice cubes'.’.” he voice. 5 :
ths’l"<‘tm\t’”=<’"09 there is something more ludicrous: lots of laughs and squeals“ might askin an authoritative way The point is. why bother to have 7
7 ‘ ' Barbara The catalogue is loaded with items Thank you. but I'd rather not be Or how about the (met Executive something that stupid and tacky I ‘7
tatalogues are funny things You § ’ SALLEE whose names are prefaced by the surprised and I‘d rather not squeal. otthel'nited States? under the pretense of being a gift I
can order JUSI about ("tithing from word"nudie " either “How do you do. Mr President”.” aimed at people with taste'.‘ And ;
"197’“ 7 ‘“ .- There are “nudie pilsner beer It‘s hard to imagine a real exec the reporter would probably ask in a why are the gifts. for the most part. l
30“ want 9mm ”INN vegetables glasses” i"The beer may be ice utive. male or female. actually hav cordial voice. for men‘.’ ‘.
or Ch‘K‘OIB‘f‘Sn There's a catalogue l’nlike the tasteful covers of cata~ cold. but the lucious cutie on the ing such "novelty” items around “Fine. just fine. thank you. I'll bet I guess it means men. or exec f'_ '7
for that 511k underwear“ Yep. iOEUPS for L 1: Bean. Tiffany‘s ‘1 glass keeps it Ht)’l‘"t. a deck of Butitmightbenicetoimaginc you're just dying to see what l got utive men. have a monopoly on tas i
there'soneforthat. too never said we bought anything from “nudje playing cards" i-ry'ou‘“ Here we are m the office (,1 ml, Nancy for Valentine's Day. right',’.” telessness a; :
Are YOU In need 0‘ a cannister the catalogues. but ItS “109 l0 100k shuffle through these time and time Singletary.l'K's president- he‘d ask. I know I can't wait for the cata ‘ 1
where all 5'0“ “99d ‘0 d0 15 POP In a and dream Once In a Whlle‘t Llihe again — and not always to play “How do you do. President Sin "Well. yes.” the reporter would logue aimed at the "executive
nitrous 0nd? cartridge and SWEEP Pulitzer and Land‘s End '1 don't cards'W. "nudie ice cubes” t"these gletary'.’.“ the reporter probably answer.justdyingofcuriosity woman"
ened heavy cream to create “moun- sail. but so what” Mom says their dolls are never frigid. no matter would ask "Heeeerrre it is. Well. she never 1
tains 0f ”’3' whipped cream that‘s stuff 15 real practical. I guess . here how cold they get your drink. Sur- "Fine thank you Say. would you had a ‘nudie' toothbrush like this Barbara Price Stillec is Kcrncl ed 3
m for a km?“ There's a catalogue IS ”“5 catalogue {Or the (‘Xf‘t‘ullt'e prise your friends“i and the even possibly like something coid to one before , this one‘s Day-(Ho itorial editor and a journalism si'
featuringjust such an item man with an ice cube tray molded in popular "stripping girls on a set of drink‘.’." he might respond orange and green.” he‘d proudly say nior She‘s going to keep writing i-ol
This is a truly wonderful world in the shape of a naked woman's upper four glasses" t“()h-so demure. but "Thank you. I'd like some tea. it as be displayed Nancy's gift. umns until other people start
“'thh W9 “"9 Nitrous (”Ode tors“ just add ice and Mabel cover your you don‘t mind.“ the reporter would "Mrs. Reagan‘s a lucky gal. isn’t sending columns and letters to take
whipped creamcannisters what 1 bet .VOU could QUPSS WhICh cata- eyes" i say. expecting the tea would be she‘.’.“ the reporter might say. feign up the space she usually uses up
“'lii‘hel'lhlnk‘” ”9“!" “H2119 1‘ most frequently hidden tl' There are also assorted "novelty” served in something crystal or mg genuine interest. Readers. please take that as u hint.
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Yep I’m back I was feeling incred~ Hurray‘ You guessed it this col— Boooomooredom. Boredom. are already bored. dullness comes are exciting things always so stu- I know. I know. As usual my faith
1ny bored and thought I would have umn will be about a subject that all Boredom is a combination of dul- because you are too bored to siiarp- pid" Remember stupid. from lesson less pupils disbelieve me. Big Deal t
you guys join me You know the old people reading it have in common: lness of the deadliest kind. textbook en things: like your mind. your wits. number one‘.’ That‘s right. stupid You'll learn when you hear a few 3
saying, “Laugh and the world Boredom The person who guessed writing. television shows and politi- your razor There are two alterna» means contra-surVivali they would more of these lines: "Hello. Beauti '
laughs with you. because misery correctly gets a trip to anywhere cal speaking, Sometimes dullness tivestolXiredom soon become boring and everyday ful. where have you been all my
'0‘“ company "Sure you known this firm"? NH printed ('an I come occurs when thesearecombined. One way to break the grip of pin and lose all but aesthetic value. To life" No question mark because ‘
It‘s education time again Last too" The ultimate dullness would be to , . oops. I mean boredom. IS to shift me. the sky looks just fine from this no longer rates as a questioni.
year we learned the Three F's and read a textbook while watching a from theordinarytotheridiculous down here. thank you. Thus. these "Nice weather we‘re having. isn't
theThreeD's televismn show about a political It would be drastic to take up sky arethe best stop-gapmeasures it“ (ditto for the question mark.
This year some smart-alec asked ‘ speaker. all of these being preceded diving. cliff diving. mud diving. skin Therefore. we come to the method "Haven't we met somewhere be '
me What happenf’d ‘0 A and "B H E I by theadjectiv'e‘dull,” diving or fake diving used in the I recommend: Acceptance If you fore" 4ditto ditto». and my favorite.
I said I’d get to them. and being a * Q . man“. Dullness results from lack of boxing ring The next best alterna- grow used to being bored. you can an oldy but moldy. "Hi. there (‘ome 7
man of my word. l got to them Not 9‘ BROWN sharpness ldullneSSi of the mind. tive is screaming in a public place ignore it when it's there and appre~ here often.“ «Ditto ditto ditto»
being too bright a man of my word. - When you are tired. you are tired You have to sharpen your mind by mate the exciting things Ilike trips Well. tyawnli so long gang Have
I'll start with B and work back- and your mind dulls. In some cases thinking up plausible excuses for to the sidewalk for the paper) more ahappySeeya later. -
wards the mind is already very dull and screaming If this method is repeat- when they happen However. you Whatever
If you go back and read the first thus achieves the status of blunt ob- ed too often. however, you will not must read this by yourself so you
paragraph of this column again or Boredom Boredom. Boredom Bo ject need to think up excuses because the won‘t get bored by new dull things:
for the first time. if you fell asleep , redom Boredom. Boredom Borer Some people believe that boredom orderlies don‘t care if you scream at peopledassesnewsvtv-books-brea- Emanuel Brown is still studying
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_ , . _ Meryl Streep's linguistic aChlf‘VC‘ holocaust but they will experience tant: increasmg visitation hours or is a reversal of the attitude of Stu- Editor's notp The meq WP
crlhqued crlflque ments, Nathan’s fervent personality and understand Sophie‘s Choice holding theline on housing costs dent Government. which was for in- ports the extension of visitation until
and the beautiful photography were The Student Government Senate creased visitation atany cost 2 am on Fridays and Saturdays.
posniveassetsofthis .lgfiim Elaine Berry addressed this question on Feb 7 The Student Senate has decided because a survey of residence hall
After reading the most unprofes- However. the harsh judgements as t‘linical nutrition graduate student when it passed unanimously a reso that keeping housing expenses from students authorized by the (1d\'l.stir\'
Sional review of "Sophie's (bone to the reasons for Nathan's inner lution. sponsored by myself and rising is more important than in committee showed not only that 342
. that appeared in Friday's Kernel. I feelings and ideas were critiCized Contradictions? amended by Byron Peters. which creasing visitation hours percent favored the additional hour.
was curious as to what type of and maimed to mislead the wewer commended the Advisory (‘omniit- Jackllulworth but that they were willing to pay for
checklist Arts Editor John Griffin Only after seeing the film can one The editorial on Feb, 1 t“Visita- tee for not increasing expenses This Senator-at-large itthmugh high" housinkft’t’s
uses to rate the literary works he understand Nathan's actions. and it tion Recommendations Ignore Stu~
Views is not in professmnal taste to tell the dents‘ Key Desire"i and Feb 9 I.” by Berke Breath“
Ihave followed several of his cri- Viewer how to interpret something ”Dormitory Residence Decline B M COUNTY
tiques and this last one has capti» as inward and personal as this com (‘omes For Obvious Reasons") take yep,
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