xt7dbr8mds2w https://exploreuk.uky.edu/dips/xt7dbr8mds2w/data/mets.xml University of Kentucky Fayette County, Kentucky The Kentucky Kernel 19581217  newspapers sn89058402 English  Contact the Special Collections Research Center for information regarding rights and use of this collection. The Kentucky Kernel The Kentucky Kernel, December 17, 1958 text The Kentucky Kernel, December 17, 1958 1958 2013 true xt7dbr8mds2w section xt7dbr8mds2w Seward Wins Dishwasher For
by MABEL POLLITT
Christmas came early at Weldon House, UK's newest
girls' co-omhen Dr. Doris M. Seward, Dean of Women,
won an automatic dishwasher for them.
Dean Seward won the dishwasher in the WLEX-TTioneer Man Contest. Her prize inning letter was In the
form of a porm the last two lines of which are:
"If I win the award, the girls will be delighted.
If I don't, they'll never know that my gift hope was
blighted."
Dean Seward did 'win and the girls were delighted.
It all started for the thirteen girls about three weeks
ago when Dean Seward called the house and-tolthem
they were to be on television In 45 minutes.
The girls and their housemother Mrs. Ethyl Squires
went to the television station and were surprised with
the dishwasher.
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neppara aescrioea u mis way, "ine anr.mma
nouncer kept yelling, 'Bring on the dishwasher, bring
it on.' but we all thought It was a joke, and that the
announcer was kidding."
The girls still haven't fully recovered from the shock.
One girl said. "The dishes never had it so g(xd and
.
neither did we."
They explained that Dean Sewarif worked' very hard
to win, often missing breakfast to watch television for
the conte.stranrt rushing home during her lunch hour to
watch for the Pioneer Man..
One thing about the gift that Impressed the girls
most of all was that Dean Seward doesn't have a dishwasher for herself.
Dean Seward seemed as thrilled as the girls. She
explained that the contest was a matter of watching
for the symbols of the Pioneer Man one of which was
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flashed for 15 seconds on the screen during some daytime program. After seeing the required number and
the precbe time they were flashed you tAd to
write a letter naming your favorite program, the Deu
added.
When asked why she derided to enter the contest
she replied the only reason was "to win that dishwasher
for the girls." she then continued "This was a gift beyn4
the giver. It was only by attempting a Utile Ingenuity
that I was able to do it, but I won only because I was
giving it to the girls. I don't really believe I would hav
won if it hadn't been that the Judges were Interested ia
the girls and their project."
"Mom" Squires summed up the feelings of all th
girls by saying. "We feel that it will be a very useful
gift to our new home."

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TV Prize
Mrs. Ethyl Squires, Weldon housemother, and a resident admire
the automatic dishwasher presented to the co-o- p
house by Dr.
- Doris M. Seward, dean of women, (middle). Dean Seward won

UK Groups Join

'AidHarlan 'Drive

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Veterans are reminded to sign
up for GI checks by 3 p. m. in
Building.
the Administration
They may sign today, Thursday,
and Friday.
Since the Christmas vacation
extends to Jan. 5, veterans must
sign early to get their checks on
time.

year,
dent during the full
regardless of any hazardous summer jobs the Insured might have.
In urging that the plan be made
compulsory for all UK students,
Johnson said large participation
and ease of administering
the
plan were highly desirable. By insuring the entire student body, he
said, the premiums would be lower
than if only part of the students
were covered. He also said a compulsory plan would reduce red tape.

$350.

the dishwasher in a television contest.

Campus groups instilled with the
Christmas spirit have joined efforts
to raise money for the Harlan
County Assistance Fund.
The collection was instituted by
the students in conjunction with
the fund being conducted
town. The assistance fund is a
program to relieve families in Harlan County who have been financially disabled by unemployment
of coal miners there.
Money and clothing are urgently
needed and children's shoes are
especially wanted.
The AFROTCTgave $208.07 to the
fund yesterday. Contributions to
the annual Christmas fund made
up the donation.
Top contributor among the squadrons of the cade wing was the
cadet police squadron, which gave
$52.48. In recognition of their effort, they were relieved of drill duty
'
yesterday.
Next highest donation was $25

referendum vote to see if
University students want an insurance plan here will be taken in
today's Student Congress election.
The referendum ballot has two
questions: the first to find out If
students want insurance at all and
the second to determine whether
they prefer it tb be voluntary or
compulsory.
election addiThe
tion was made by Jerry Johnson,
chairman of a Student Congress
insurance committee. Johnson's
group has been investigating a
number of possible insurance plans
since September.
In a letter to the Kernel. Johnson
said Student Congress' plan would
be to obtain a group health insurance program to cover losses
from sickness or accident. He said
the University Infirmary was unable to treat major cases now, and
that the new Merical School still
would not eliminate entirely the
need for student health insurance
coverage.
Johnson cited U. S. Department
of Health, Education and Welfare
figures which show that 66 of every
1.000 college students can be expected to have surgical treatment
each year. Approximately 10 of
these, he said, would be appendectomieswith costs often running to

Graphics To Be Shown
At Open House Today

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from the band squadron. Squadron
eight gave $24.07 and squadron
five $23.57. The other six squadrons
gave from $21.30 to $10.05.
civil engineerThe junior-seniing assembly collected $39.65 for
the fund and the freshman civil
engineering assembly raised $24.15,
for a total of $63.80.
were
All campus organizations
urged by Riley Kinman, senior in
civil engineering, to join the assistance fund campaign especially
to aid these people at Christmas.
The fund, sponsored by Charlie
Sturgill, has its headquarters on
Vine Street. Persons interested in
contributing to the fund may call
the Charlie Sturgill Motor Co.
or

Former UK
Athlete Dies
Polk L. Threlkeld. retired civil
engineer and former UK athlete,
died Monday at a local hospital
after a long illness.
Threlkeld was graduated from
the University in 1912. He played
fullback on the football team,was
captain of the basketball team and
a three-lettman on the track
team.
He was a life member of the
UK alumni association.
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"The average college student and
or his parents are not in position
to afford costly medical bils," the
letter said. "As it stands now, the
student . (has) two alternatives,
neither of which is very satisfactory. The first is to purchase an individual insurance policy, costing
as much as $50 a year. The second
is for the student to proceed with
no insurance protection at all, relying on luck."
Johnson said the Student Congress plan would have a semester
premium of about $5-- 7. The plan
could be made to protect the stu

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in solid rock to depths of 16 feet
along somewhat shorter routes.
The building is part of a $320.-00- 0
athletics area which also includes five practice football flleds.
two baseball diamonds, atrack field
and several tennis courts. 4
Plans call for completion of the
entire project by late next summer.
When the area is completed,
UK's baseball diamond on Euclid
Arnue and practice football field
behind Donovan Hall on llugutlet

situations.
If the , compulsory plan were
adopted, payment would be mad
automatically through an addition
to I'niversary registration fees. A
voluntary plan would involve individual arrangements as to payment.
The polls will be open from 9 a.
m. to 4 p. m. today. All student
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CANDIDATES IN TODAY S ELECTION
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CAMPUS PARTY

Maitland Rice

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Charlotte Bailey ArtsA.
Taylor Jones
Phil Cox
Dick Watkins

John Bailey
Jerry Meketon
Dick Vimont

STUDENTS PARTY

Agriculture - Ag Bldg.
Sciences-Journalis-

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Bldg. Rosemary Rilli.igt

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Commerce - White Hall

Education - Taylor Ed. Bldg.
Engineering

Anderson Hall

Terry Kuester
Jo Moyer
Carleton Godsey,
Colin Lewi

Graduate
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Latterly Hall.

An open house for students and
'
collectors of graphics arts will
be held today in the Art Gallery
of the Fine Arts Building.
Prof. Richard B. Freeman, head
of the UK Art Department, said
some 40 prints and drawings which
could not be exhibited in the current "Graphics '58" art show would
be discussed.

New Athletic Area Planned
Bids will be asked Friday for soon as the contract Is awarded.
construction of an athletics build- The concrete block and brick strucing expected to cost approximately ture will provide space for a classroom, six locker rooms, four hand$200,000.
one-stostructure will be ball courts, coaches dressing quarThe
built on the University's new ath- ters, equipment and laundry rooms,
letics area on the Experiment Sta- storage rooms and showers.
Sewers from the new athletics
tion south of the campus. The
Athletic Association is bearing the building will be extended across the
farm to the new Medioal Sciences
total cost of the project.
Dr. Trank D. Peterson, vice presi- Building and connected to the
system. According to Dr.
dent of business administration,
said construction would start a Feterson. 'this line avoids citchin.2

since all UK students would bi
regardless of indivtdu.it
covered

Drive will be used for other purposes. A men's dormitory for 53U-students will be built on the site of
the practice football field.
An extension of Woodland Avenue from a point southwest of the
Observatory will be paved into the
athletics area; whether by angular
turn or by dogleghas not yet been
decided, Dr. Peterson said

Tom Greenland
Bob Manchester

The special showing will be con
ducted by Freeman and Prof. Fred-er- ic
Thursz. a member of the department faculty, from 7:30 to 9:39
p. m.

Freeman said lack of space in
the gallery prevented the showing
of these prints during the "Graphics '58" show, which began IU
final week Sunday.
Lexington art collectors hav
purchased more than 8500 worth of
prints from the display of "contemporary
American prints and
drawings.

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SHOPPING DAYS

'TO CHRISTMAS

* 2 -- THE KENTUCKY KERNEL, WVt1ncMl.iv, Dor. 17, 1038

Photographer
Says Pictures
BRIDGE ADDICT Are In Mail
"Better than CO per cent, perhaps as much as 70 per cent, of
By ANDY EPPERSON
photographic
ordeis have been
fourth class."
mailed
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.i simple lesson in arithmetic.
This explanation was given to
the management of UK Student
IWIoie ou inoic it lit me .isk ou ;i (jnesiion.
Publications yesterday by the InDo on (loul)le .i ((tnii.Kt ol six he;uts holding a two aces?
dianapolis photographer who did
3f.O
6 hrarts doubled
If you do. (Jon 't skip it. Hccnu.sc
in
the Kentuckian picture-takin- g
720 October.
6 hearts redoubled
like the great majority of Uridine
If opponents fail to redouble, you
pi.' vers, you are mathematically
The explanation was in reply to
you remain land to Rain 50 and to lose 180. a telephoned inquiry occasioned by
ollivitms. And wliilo
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oblivious-- , you will never win con-f-- b You are laying odds of nearly
complaints by some students who
on yourself. And. in these days. said they had placed orders for
tently at Bridge.
Mathematical apathy is one of with all the ilhni bidding aids Christmas photographs, and had
the most interesting .sidelights on available, two nces will certainly not received them.
the world of cards. The mathemat- - not defeat a slam contract in a suit
The photographer explained furBy ther that all other orders now beleal factor is predominant in all more than half thetim
nnjor card pames. Yet, the great doubling, you arc laying 1 odds ing prtxessed are being mailed dimajority of the players are either on about a even money chance,
rectly to the cU'forr.ersViTome adunaware of it or simply don't care.
It can't be. worth it.
dress. He
the Studer.t PubAnd what "happens if the con- - lications management that all ordThe late S, .1. Simon, who has
rreognized as one of the world's tract is redoubled? You are still ers placed on campus by students
leading rard players, has establish- - laying 1 odds, for your pain is would be delivered by Christmas.
of
ed inree principle to be taken now 150. But your chances
While the UK Student Publicainto consideration before Tuakini; success by the mere fact of .the tions are not directly a pur: to
redouble, can no longer be ranked commercial transactions between
any double. They are:
1. How much can my bid or play at even money. Two to one against students and the
phoyou is nearer the mark.
pain?
tographer,
complaints may . be
1. How rnucji can it lose?
And now the odds are 1 against registered with Perry Ashley, as3. What Jre its chances of sue- - you. It still can't be worth it.
sistant director of student publicae ss?
Think it over the next time you tions. 116 Enoch Grehan JournaWhich brings us back to where start to double simply because you lism Building. Phone 2268.
we Started. Do you double a c
think you can beat the opponents.
The full address of the photo'
You'll save
yourself a lot of grapher who did the portrait, work
of six hearts holding two
points.
acc.?
for the Kentuckian is Dexheimer-Catlo- n
You do! Why?
Studios. P12 Odd Fellows
Because you are certain they
Bid?., Indianapolis. Ind.
won't make it.
How certain are you?
"Pretty certain, I mean. I've got
Booklet Written
two aces . . . But, of course, if one
For Faculty. Staff
vi them should happen to be void."
Several prints from Graphics '58
Then they'll redouble won't they?
The UK Department of Pat-liart exhibit have been purchased by Relation's has published a hand... "I guess so, but I can't help it
It's too bad. I held two aees, I art collectors in the Lexington area, book of information fcr faculty zv.i
Prof. Richard B. Freeman, head staff members entitled "UK ar.d
had to double."
of the Art Department, said.
You."
Really, who compelled you?
Among the
prints that have
The booklet contains a short hisStop and work out the odds a been purchased are Ben Shahn's
tory of the University, rules and
moment.
"The Alphabet of Creation." a regulations, and much helpful inOpponents have b:d six hearts
design based on formation
about organizations,
let. us assume. You letters of the Hebraic alphabet, and services, and opportunities of the
setting them uper-Market."
do not anticipate
d
a
University. more than one. If they go down silk screen print of the wire carts
undoubled. you score 50 points. If used in
markets,
MOVIE GUIDE
they go down doubled, you score
other prints which have been
ICO.
Your prospective gain is 50 sold are "Still
Life" by Adja
' Yunkers. "The Butcher" by Alfred
points.
BEN ALI "Me and the Colonel" -Blaustein. and "Europa" by Andre
And nous let's look at the loss.
2:30, 5:04. 9:33:
180 Racz.
6 hearts undoubled
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lice opened Monday to provide
furamer job information for worn- en students on campus.
This new office will be located
in Room 103 of Holmes Hall and
will be opened Monday through
Thursday from 5 p. m.
This service will be provided by
Links, junior women's honorary,
Links has; compiled information
concerning various kinds and types
of summer work from all parts of
the United States. The work has
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Donald Harmon was the fop
By JIM HUDSON
venting the Independents from of the Southern Ohio Intercolshooter with a More of
dominating the party."
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out- of a povMhle .TOO points
After painfully reading the plati
In theory then, if 5,000 IndeDouala Searcy after the first two
tudes, tibiape and rodomontades pendents voted against a measure UK Dec. 13.
At the start of the match. UK rounds had a perfect score,
party chairmen Millott and and one
but'
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first .place Ohio in the last round misled on his
Chambliss in yesterday's Kernel, I Independent would have 15.000 was trailing
kcided someone should analyze of a vote and the total voting State, by 15 points, but at the end shots and finished with a total of
of the match UK was ahead 10 28f.
them for the students who haven't would end In a
deadpoints.
team was composed of DonThe
the time nor Incentive to read lock. The party chairman, a Greek,
Beside I'K the teams that com- ald Harmon. Douglas Searcy. TomMich portentous writing.
would east the
vote.
Jerry Wade. Unveil
In analyzing the party aims Thus, in theory, two Oreeks could peted were: Ohio State I'niversity, my Muellea
presented by Millott and Cham-tlis- s, outvote 5.000 or even 5.000,000 In- "Dayton I'niversity, I'niversity of Stevens, Harold Tmnell. and DonOhio, and the University of ( in- - ald Ockcrman.
I have tried to separate truth dependents.
Jrom twattle and. fact from fudge.
Now that's what I call DeHob Chambliss ami the Campus mocracy.
Tarty last May announced a
The SP platform objects to the
program "to oppose whatever 50 cents paid to
th,e Alumni Asthe Students Tarty comes up with." sociation. I figure
that I pay only
Obviously the Campus Party 1400 of a cent
for each drunk
didn't have its thinking cap on alum I see at the athletic events,
when it announced this
ponsidering the
program. Think of the pleasure I receive immeasurable
The AFHOTC sponsors will pic-seThis instruction was given by
from their
predicament they would have been drunken antics, I
nine cadets with solo certifi- Bcchmcr Flying Service at Blue
consider it 1400
cates today.
in had the Students Party included of a cent well spent.
Grass Field.
n their platform such topics as
In order to qualify for the solo
Those cadets, who will receive
SP favors a group
Motherhood, the Flag,; Girl Scout plan for UK students. I insurance certificate, the cadets had to have their solo certificates, are: David
doubt the
( ookies, night baseball, sex, etc.
at least right hours of solo time. Crain. Dennie Dutschke. William
efficacy of such a plan.
After much claptrap about prin-(.ple- s,
About 80 pfrcfTjt of the stu- Before they attempted .any solo" Duval. Hollis Hale Jr.. Will Hold.
Chambliss describes the re- dents snow carry insurance. If the flight, they had to have at least Earl Kennedy, Samuel Planck. Wilcently adopted constitution of the other 20 per cent were interested 3G'i hours of flight instruction.
liam Piatt, and William Coons.
Campus' Party. His exposition is in insurance, they already would
pure quibble.
.have been duped into buying it by to the other. Personally, I think
Chambliss says, "To prevent a some ..prestidigitating.. insurance they both stink. My primary aim
mall Rroup of large Greek organi-ratio- salesman.
is to show that some -- students
SP favors the creation of a Stu- don't believe all the drivel being
from dominating the party,
the constitution gives equal voting dent Congress agency to settle dis- written by and for the campus
power to each affiliated organiza- putes in contests where judges are politico?.
way used. I shouldn't think one would
tion." This is a round-abocf saying the majority doesn't rule have to remind these astute politicians that judges do not have
in the Campus Party.
disputes. Judges settle disputes.
Still adumbrating on the virtues
Jewelry
cf his constitution, Chahbliss says, This is the same as appointing a
' To
WATCH AND CLOCK
insure equal opportunities for Committee t.n stliriv a rnmmitteA
both Greeks and Independents, that was appointed to study a com- REPAIRING
each Independent has one full vote mittee which was studying a tora:
mittee.
as long as the total Independent
Both parties have many more
vote does not exceed the Greek
Famous Brand Jewelry
imbecillic planks and ideas which
vote."
Gifts For All Occasions
"In case there are more Inde- could be examined in a similar
pendents in the party than affili- manner but lack of space and inLocated At
ated groups, their votes will be terest prohibit this.
worth the fraction which in total
This article is not meant to 501 Vi EUCLID, PHONE
will equal the Greek vote, thus pre sway public opinion from one party
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Instead of improving the
methods of training teachers and raising the asinine standards of teaching
existing in altogether too rriany public schools, they proclaim that the
fault lies' with the students. .
It's bad enough that we all arc
being coerced economically and politilatedly.

vig-

orously protested! last week when the
school's president announced that
lasses Kill be conducted between
Christmas and New Year's Day. Their
demonstrations and ' burning of ' the
piesident in clfigy were in vain, however, as this academic Scrooge stuck
to his decision.
cally to become scientific geniuses
"We must utilie all of our time and overnight so as to discover brand new
facilities in this national emergency Ways to annihilate millions of people
to keep up with the Russians," lie in one minute when maybe we would
told an angry student gathering.
much rather be a librarian or a radio
"This national emergency" is, of announcer. It's worse yet when one
course, the sudden awareness of the notices that amidst all the clamor for
American public to the fallacies and junior Einsteins there is not even a
shortcomings of our educational sys- - , soft whisper heard asking for a wise
- tern. Most intelligent Americans knew college graduate to help put an end
that our
"American to "man's inhumanity to man."
Now, as a grand finale to this
way of educating everyone" was failing to produce truly learned individuyear's hullabaloo, some reactionary
als long before the firing of Russia's educator comes along and insists that
Sputnik
an event that knocked college students forget all this
many
sentimental, irrational, unprogressive educators
light out of their ivory towers.
necessary claptrap about Christmas
Now that American' education
holidays.
their one time pride and joy is under
If others follow suit, Christmas will
clay of
unrelenting attack, many educators soon become that
have become panicky and are putting the year when we have the afternoon
the cart before the horse in their off to clean our slide rule while
stumbling efforts to correct things be singing Joy to the World.
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Mona Lisa's Pregnant Smile
By

JIM HAMPTON

And the hell of it

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hell,
We don't even know what in hell
is hell.
J. S.liORlNE

In reference to your editorial corn-meon Bobby "Arch" Ward's letter
cor.erning the "Give 'em hell, Wild-ta- t
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inappropriate.
An Official Compliment
(It) defeated the purpose of the letter.
It may have been meant to be funny. To The Editor:
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Jf so, many of us missed the point.
On behalf of the University CamWe agree wholeheartedly with the pus Safety and, Emergency Committee
letter and think fewer travesties and we would liketo commend you and
more constructive comments would be your staff for the outstanding and
desirable. We hope in the future your timely
safety articles you have been
comments will show strong moral, .running in The Kentucky Kernel.
"character.
We feel assured that these articles,
JnsKi'H Armstrong read by thousands of students, will
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A question that has been haunting

roe for the past two years has finally been answered by no less an authority than Dr. Kenneth D. Keele, an
eminent English physician.
DrKrelc; whose pharmacopoeia
extends , from the concrete world of.
the physiological into the more
realm of painting, has said that
the elusive, previously unexplained
Mona Lisa smile was due to the fact
that Mona Lisa was pregnant.
Leonardo da Vinci meant Mona
Lisa's expression to convey the pregnant state of woman, says the Englishman, who suggested that the painter
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They say sometimes, it's cold as
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Sometimes they say,-it'hot as hell,
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minutes, just gating at her enigmatic
countenance and wondering what the
artist meant it to say. Now that I
know the significance of her pregnant
J(as it were) smile, 1 am a mite disappointed. I had thought all along that
it hid some dark secret, some devilish
scheme, perhaps even some suppressed desire to whoop it up a little.
But the Keele theory bears up
under the most strenuous investigation. Once one accepts the notion that
ihc even might have been pregnant,

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The thing that irks me most is that
Dr. Keele's theory is so obviously
and blush when I think that he
leached the truth ahead of me.
The last time I saw the Mona Lisa
was a couple of years ago, and I Suppose I stood in the Louvre for 15

Referring to your editorial in the
Kernel of Dec. 11, subject "hell," I
thought the attached "proem" would
be of interest to you. (It is by Fred

the proof becomes evident.
Observe, for instance, the josition
of Mona Lisa's arms. She is pregnant
(as her smile indicates), and she is
imagining that the wre, infant is already nestled in

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Note the position 6t'kef left hand
obviously it is grasping the fat little leg of her imaginary babe, giving
it a playful pinch now and then.
As Mama Mona Lisa pinches, little
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