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By JAN BERRTMAN
Anthropology

has emerged from the caves of prehistoric man to UK's campus by means of television
"Introduction to Physical Anthropology" taught by
Dr. Charles E. Snow, Is UK's first experiment in teaching by television. The purpose of televising this one
course is to Initiate some television activity at the
University, to give students a taste of It. and to give
the faculty an opportunity to observe first hand and
to compare results.
The faculty of the University has voted approval of
this experiment and the Radio Arts Department provides the technical and production supervision.
Leonard Press, head of Radio Arts, said . the experiment will not change the approach to the subject matter, because Anthropology I is a lecture course. Where
there were occasional questions in class, the questions
wPJ now be submitted to Dr. Snow out of class and he

will answer them in the following TV lecture.
Dr. Snow said enrollment for the class was approximately 160. He added that this number was to be divided into two groups in order to attempt two experiments at the same time.
One group will be required to attend class as always,
except that the class will face Dr. Snow on television.
The other group will attend class when they can conveniently locate ji television receiver.
The purpose of these experiments is to discover
whether students sitting in class and watching a television receiver will learn as much as those taking the
course in the conventional manner.
Another reason for the program is to find whether
the average student will show enough
to find his own "classroom" and whether he will do
as well this way.
Press said the experiment could also be Instrumental
self-relian-

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In teaching a greater number of students without In
creasing the number of teachers. With the Interconnected TV system, the staff could be the best the campus
has to offer.
The Southern Regional Education Board plans to link
307 southern institutions into one huge southern region
educational television network. The best teachers In the
south will be available to every one of the millions of students in the 16 state area Instead of a relative few la
their own institutions.
Florida has five stations in its statewide educational
network. Alabama has three and plans more. Oklahoma
City has Just added a second educational channel and
Texas plans a 12 institution hook-uPress said television can place every student In the
country and every
too in the classroom of
the greatest lecturers.
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University of Kentucky
LEXINGTON, KY., THURSDAY, OCT.

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No. 7

Dickey To Open
Convocation Series

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Pharmacy College
Is First Of Seven;
Slone To Preside
Dr. Frank O. Dickey, UK president, will address College of Pharmacy students this morning in the

first of seven college convocations.
Dr. Dickey will speak at 11 ajn.
at the Pharmacy students' regular

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assembly, hour The meeting will
be in Room 303 of the Pharmacy

Building.
Dean Earl P. Slone will preside
at the convocation. In which Dr.
Dickey will explain the organizational pattern, purposes, needs,

Dean Slone said he is "very
much in favor" of the convocations and It proves the University
Is working for the "students' interest."
and accomplishments of the Uni"It Is difficult to have a conversity.
vocation of the whole University,"
he said. "Dr. Dickey may get tired
Dr. Dickey said the convocations also are designed to acquaint of repeating the same story to each
students with the budget requeW college, but It will certainly be
of UK so they may more Intell- beneficial.
igently discuss the finances of the' "Alter 'all, this "place Is operated
for the students. They can do a
University.
lot to help the University along."
Dean 81one said the University
is getting larger and larger and
there is a definite need to pull the
administration nearer to the student.
He said the convocations would
also bring a betttr understanding
between colleges and would eventpondent for the London Evening ually initiate more understanding
News.
and
Other convocations are schedto working with the EvenPrior
ing Post, Carney was a member of uled as follows:
Agriculture and Home Economthe press section of the Prime
ics, Oct. 5, 10 a.m. in Memorial
Ministers Department.
Hall; Arts and Sciences, Oct. 6,
He is Interested in ballet and 9 a.m.. Memorial Hall; Graduate
is chairman of the Wellington School, Oct. 7, 9 ajn., Guignol
City Ballet, as well as its
Theater; Commerce and Law,
Carney is a graduate of Oct. 13. 9 a.m.. Memorial Hall,
and
Sacred Heart College, Auckland, Engineering, Oct. 14, 10 a.m.. Meand of Victoria University, Well- morial Hall.
ington.
All times are Central Daylight
An army veteran, he had five
The dean of each college will
years of World War II service in preside at the convocations and
Egypt, Italy, Austria, and France students will be dismissed from
with the Second New Zealand Di- - their respective classes.

SDX Will Sponsor

Newsman's Speech
James Carney, New Zealand
newspaperman, will speak at 3 pjn.
today in Room 208 of the
Journalism Building.
The lecture is sponsored by
Sigma Delta Chi, professional
journalism fraternity.
Carney has been working on the
staff of the Lexington newspapers
since Aug. 18. lie is in the United
States under ' the International
Education Exchange Program of
the State Department. He will
tour the United States and Mexico
prior to returning home.
The Journalist is theater critic
and feature editor for the Evening Post at Wellington, New Zealand and is New Zealand corres vision.

co-foun-

15 UK Cadets
Named DMS
During Camp
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Fifteen UK Army ROTC cadets
have been selected as Distinguished
Military . Students.
The cadets were chosen on the
basis of their performance at a
summer camp held at
Knox, June 20 to July 31.
Fort
Cadets selected were Jefferson
D. Brother Jr., Charles S. Cassis,
Larry P. CobeL William E. Dunning, Gerald E. Elsaman, Kenneth
six-we- ek

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R. Hlxson, David Hume, Donald
R. NeeL Dulaney L. Oltoark II,
William C. Parks, William L.
Qulsenberry, Frank A. Schollett,
Douglas P. Searcy, Robert W.
White, and Chappell R. Wilson.
To be selected, a cadet must
be in the upper half of his academic class, the top third of his
ROTC class, and the upper fourth
of his class in leadership.
A Distinguished Military Student has the opportunity to accept
a regular Army commission Instead of a reserve commission upon
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'Mammy9
Gordon King imitates Al Jolson during the Troupers tryouts
Tuesday night. King was a" member of the group in 1951. (See
story, page 2).

graduation'.

Television Class

Even though the teacher Is not present, these students give strict
attention of the television sets In front of them. They are members
of UK's first television class, an anthropology course. This particular classroom is located in the broadcasting studio of WBKY,
McVey Halt

Peeping Tom Returns
Sorority
To Tri-Be- lt
Delta Delta Delta sorority was Last year Mrs. Hickman watched
plagued again by a peeping torn the young man from a darkened
room while awaiting the police and
Wednesday morning.
noticed certain physical characterTri-De- lt
Mrs. J. if. Hickman,
housemother, said the incident istics which were Identical to
took place about 1:15 ajn. Mrs. those of the Wednesday morning
Continued on Page 8
Hickman was sitting by her window trying to get relief from the
heat when she noticed the figure

crouched in a dark spot where,
the house floodlights do not pene-

trate.

The intruder was peering through
the drapery at a group of girls in
the television room. The girls were
meeting to discuss the progress of
rush and had the windows open.
Mrs. Hickman called, "You get
away from this place I" and immediately telephoned the police.
Meanwhile the prowler ran down
the path leading away from the
house toward the parking lot and
the Chi Omega house.
The offender was described by
Mrs. Hickman as being of medium
height and fairly young. He had
greasy-lookin- g
blond
hair and
wore a dark sweater. The housemother said she got a very good
look at his profile and is sure that
he Is the same person that prowled
sorority row before.
.

SC To Elect

Head Tonight
Student Congress will meet tonight to select a provisional president to serve for the fall semester,
SC elections committee chairman Bob White said the meeting
is set for 7 pan. in the Laboratory
Theatre of the Fine Arts Building.
- The SC assembly - must select
someone to take over the leader-le- ss
congress until President-elec- t
Taylor Jones can regain his grade
standing.
The congress was left with no
executives when Vice President
Frank Schollett resigned unexpectedly last Thursday. Schollett"
said football and ROTC commitments, as well as a heavy study
load, forced his resignation.

Discussions To Open
Leadership Conference
This year's

Leadership World of Today?"
Members of the panel will Include President Frank O. Dickey;
Dean Doris Seward; Dean L. L.
Martin; Dr. A. D. Kirwan, professor of history; Prof. John Kuiper,
head of Philosophy Department;
and Dr. James Gladden, professor of sociology.
Moderator for the conference
will be J. Don Marsh, assistant
dean of students at Wayne State
University, Detroit, Mich. He holds
an AJ3. in history; an MA. in
secondary education and social
studies; and an EdJD. in adminisJulian Herron.
Each delegate will choose the tration, supervision, and guidance.
two topics in which he is most inHe has held positions dealing
terested and will attend those ses- with leadership training, including
sions.
service on the faculty of the HarA faculty panel discussion will vard Graduate School of Business
be held from 10:13 to 11:15 a.m. Administration. There he planned
Sunday, Oct. 11 on the topic: "Are and conducted leadership seminars
Our Universities Preparing Our in the use of the case analysis
Students for Leadership in the method for leadership training.
two-da-

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Conference at Camp Daniel Boone
will begin with group discussions
Saturday afternoon, Oct. 10.
Topics discussed
will include
student religious life, student
government, social life, scholarship, service programs, and school
spirit and morale.
The following students will lead
groups: Donna
the-- discussion
Lawson, Judy Schrim. Garry 1 Sip-pi- e.
Jim Hell. Myra Tobin, Bill
Williams, Alice Broadbent, Barbara Bedford, Jeff Brother, and

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Of Librarians
To Be Friday

Diplomacy School
egins First Year

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The University's newest school
for graduate study has attracted
students from far and near, yet
more than half of those enrolled
In the first class are from Ken- tucky.
Dr. Amry Vandentoosch. director
of the William Andrew Patterson
School of Diplomacy and Inter- national Commerce, said there
13 graduate students en- rolled, with a larger number work- ing on undergraduate degrees
leading to entrance Into the school,
"The school Is o:f to a good
Dr. Yandenbosch said. He
attributed this to many things,
of which he indicated
were thorough planning and care- ful selection of instructors.
Of the graduate students, one
is from Korea on a foielgn stu- dent studyship. Others come from
California, ..Pennsylvania, ..Ohio,
Micnigan ana
All are expec:e.5 to graduate
viewpoints.
with

gulshed professor of political scl- ence, headed the UK political scl- ence department for 23 years. He
holds a doctorate from University
of Chicago where he was a social
science research counsel. He re
fellowship
ceived a
under which he studied colonial
administration in Southeast Asia,
As a member of the State
partment during World War II,
he acted as a secretary to the
San Francisco Conference drafting
the United Nations. He was a
,"
member of the Brookhaven
sion which visited free countries
of Asia in 1956 for the Interna-foremo- st
tional Cooperative Administration,
Atomic Energy Commission and
post-doctor- al

Mis-start-

the State Department.
rux J. Wasserman, professor of
international economics, received
of Chicago also. He attended the
University of Lyons in France and

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are Dr. Max J. Wasserman, Wil
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CaM Dick Walker at
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customers. Phone
ROOMS FOR RENT: Men students. 6
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above Nave Drug Store. Apply at aide
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Marshall Thompson

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In Technicolor
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Tab.

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Between 8:30 a.m. and 4 p.m. . . Phone
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"Gang War" 9:22.

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The talent divisions and retdrn- lng performers . include adagio.
Lowell Stevens and Miss Glash-- .
gfl; folk singing, Craig Foster,
and magicians, Orndorff and Car- roll Clnnamond.

10:38.

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The Newman Club will hold a
picnic this Saturday at Natural
Bridge. Transportation will be
provided. The grop will meet
at 2 p.m. Saturday at the Newman Club Center on Rose Lane.
A spokesman for the group said
all members of the Club are invited to attend.

Tumblers for the group are
"First Man Into
Burklow. Dave Luckett. and Bud- - ASIILAND
Space" 2:17, 5:27. 8:37.
"
"The Defiant Ones" 3:33, 6:43,
Election Workers
;
Himself
Helps
9:53.
All students who worked in
CIRCLE 25 "John Paul' Jones"
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP)
the Student Congress election
7:10. 11:45.
told police someone stole may pick up their checks in
"The Long Hot Summer" 9:45.
his tools from his house at 409 the Dean of Men's office.
FAMILY "Ask. Any . Girl" 7:00.
Carpenter Dr.

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restrun or repaired. Overnight service. Also new
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Tom Brown actually is paying close attention to his fingering
instead of Just napping on his accordion. Brown tried out for ft
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The UK Troupers. University ta- of Commerce, US Information Howard University and the US lent group, is making plans for
Service, Central Intelligence Department of ' Agriculture grad- - four more shows this year.
Agency. United Nations, Inter- - uate gehooL
Bob Orndorff," vice president of
national Cooperative Association
a special- - the group, said the first show is,
wmiam
chambliss.
and others.
tentatively for late
scheduled
- 1st in teaching Japanese and Far November or early December.
"Some may take jobs in teachnistCry and politics is a
ing Or even In journalism, eX- ,,.
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thas cut across many of these He was university Fulbrlght Re- - uymnasium acts. wui ichiutc uuiy
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fields.
search Scholar .from 1956-5Tryouts were helu Tuesday and
.
Dr, Vandenbosch cited Robert
Robert M. Rodes, a specialist
B. Stewart, a Kentuckian and for- in teaching Russian history and are scheduled again Oct. 6 for all
mer student of his at UK, who Is politics Is a graduate of UK. He students who failed to tryout be- now 'dean of the Fletcher School t 1.
lore.
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studies. at. Johns . Hopkins and was . VUZ'
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school of diplomacy in the
oldest
Russian ..Institute., at Columbia Foster, treasurer, and Gayle
TTnital Cfofae
secretary. Bernard Johnson
Other diplomacy schools with
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The fall meeting of the staff
organization of the Margaret I.
King Library will be held at 2:43
p.m. Friday in the staff room.
Nancy Chambers, president, will
conduct a business session at
which plans will be discussed for
the library staff's part In the annual convention of the Kentucky
Library Association here Oct.
The staff is sponsoring a reception to be given the opening
night of the convention at the
Phoenix Hotel, which will be convention headquarters. New members will be Introduced at the staff
meeting and ft short program will
follow the business session.

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mediately conUcted by fe-Uglous advisers who help them to
carry on from their predollege
days Als
stage there la
tm much
from home,
Particularly religious influence,
The Junlor year finds the Par"
enU1 influence disappearing and

Religion is a vital part of our
life. It Is instilled in us from the
time we are old enough to under- stand its meaning to the time
of our death.
Upon coming to college we are
tn
met with a bonanza of activities
J.
which we all seem to Uke in stride
with one exception continuance Thai is, not senior feels church
the thing to do. He
, Kolng. is
cf our ricim,.
ttrtif.
some reason; the average college has a Weak outlook on the sltua- consider religion
student goes astray in this en- tion and does notcollege
essential in his
education.
deavor. I would like to discuss
The rellgtofa adviser Is still in
some of these reasons from the
contact with 'upper cUssifaen t
viewpoint of a College senior.
tent. bat It U felt that by
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Tom Fornash, Methedlst st.dent
on" '
dvher. revealed tbat freehmen
Bot h WMlt reI10"
and sophomorr. attend church
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people do not know the students,
arid neither the students nor the
congregations go out of their way
to meet one another. The churches
are constantly trying to .remedy
this problem by asking students
to usher, take up the collections,
and sing in the choir.
Tne aforementioned reasons are
ah well and rood, but there are.
only two reasons for college student! not attending church, lazilack of parental
ness and the
proving. Our church activity In
our younger years was frequently
our parents. Each
stimulated
Sunday they would see to It that
we. got op and .attended church.
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we seem

flowers

become

lax and exclude religious participation from our life. If we are to
overcome this apathy, we must
start from the beginning, from the
first Sunday in college, and continue on through our four or five
years of college life. Many of ns
have
roommates who attend
church regularly and who wou!d
enjoy company.
Perhaps you would like to attend

church with a date as many
dents do.
Let us keep in mind that
college student
consider church., affiliation
participation as essential as
scholastic work or social life.

For Any

Occasion
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believed' ' underclassmen surrounded with an atmosphere ot
participate more because upon friendliness and warmth,
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This, perhaps, is loss In Lexing

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The Religious Fellowships Cordially Invite You To Worship,
Study and Serve: The Group of Your Choice

(ALL TIMES CDT)

B'NAI B'RITH HILLEL FOUNDATION

HIGH HOLIOAY SERVICE
Roth Hashanah
October 2, 3. and 4
Yom Kippur
October 11 and 12

124 North Ashland

Temple Adath

Advisor, Rabbi Alan .Weitzman

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WELCOME STUDENTS

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CANTERBURY

EVERY SUNDAY
e
Class
8:00 a.m. Holy Communion
9:30
10:30 a.m. Morning Service with Music and Sermon
5:30 p.m. Canterbury Supper and Program
8:00 p.m. Evening Prayer
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DS Fellowship

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* The Nebbish Prophecy
Out of the smoke and dust

cloud-

ing last spring's Student Congress
election came a new political party
called the Nebbish Party. The
prided themselves on the fact
that they were
with a very few exceptions.
Two of the planks in the Nebbish's
unique platform read: "If elected we
promise to refuse to take office . . .
we can't take office . . . besides being
obnoxiously incompetent, we are
facetiously ineligible."
These Nebbish planks, intended to

Neb-bish- cs

"anti-everythin- g,

Russia

be humorous, are no longer funny.
How can they be when they are so
close to the truth? The SC presidentelect has turned out to be ineligible,
and the vice president-elec- t
has refused to take office.
How much further this parallel of
the Nebbish platform can advance is
unimaginable, but if the Nebbish
prophecy carries on to the third
major plank, the best is yet to come
at tonight's SC meeting.
All that remains is for someone to
dissolve SC and send everyone home.

(Don Mills, a former Kernel staff
member who toured Russia this summer, has written a series of articles
on the Soviet Union. This is the first
in the series.)
It was not the beauty of Moscow
University or the hard work of women
or the abundance of poverty that impressed me most about the Soviet
Union instead, it was the charming,
easy to meet, friendly, and hospitable
Russian people.
The Russians are not interested in
bombs or soldiers. The people are
eager to learn about the West, to
talk to an American, to find out how
Americans live. Anything that is
American fascinates a Russian.
Set out on the streeAin one of the
smaller cities and you are quickly
surrounded by curious Russians. They
may feel your clothing, ask for your
autograph, or just stare. These same
neighborly people are firm believers
in communism and are convinced that
one day the world will live under
that system.
Russia is poor and backward, and
despite all that is written about-he-r
so little is known. The country is vast
three times the size of the United
States. The distance is greater from
Moscow to Russia's Pacific coast than
it is from New York to Moscow.

Therefore, 15 days in the U.S.S.R.
can't be too revealing. That's how
many days we three American students spent in the northwestern part
around Moscow and Leningrad. One
point in our favor, however, was
that we traveled by car and there
is as much difference in the cities
and country as there is in day and
night. We were told that we were
"the first automobile tourist of 1959."
Whereas most homes in the country are log, have no running water,
and only about half have electricity,
Moscow, a city of a six million inhabitants, presents a different picture.
New apartment houses are going up
all over the city, so are several skyscrapers. The new university there
is the most fabulous in the world.
There is no equal to the underground
or subway anywhere.
In a village near Leningrad, we
saw women breaking the ice in pools
of water to wash their clothing. Others
were carrying water on their backs.
With the exception of the main
road which is closed during the
winter, roads in the country are dirt.
Driving down the road, you find a
very drab and plain countryside.
There is nothing commercial no
hotels, motels, or restaurants. From
the border to Moscow, about 650
miles, there are six service stations.

Squink, Squank, Squnk

Words Are Funny Creatures
By BOBBIE MASON

Words are funny.
If you have a warped sense of
humor, that is.
Every night I get my kicks by
taking home the phone directory
from its pedestal and reading a few.
of the names. But names like Sizzly
Fritter and Farbish F. Fifnik V are
not to be taken seriously.
for
. Or, take the English language,
example. One of our famous writers
invented a thing called onomatopoeia
(which is in itself an amusing label),
which referred to words that sound
like their meanings. Scratch, clang,
bang, etc. He thought the sounds of
words were more important than their
meanings.
With this in mind, consider the
common everyday words when repeated a number of times that become hilarious. You know how funny
the word burp is. And crap, scab,
scoot, spiggot, bug, skunk, and others.
If you deplore your inability to be
original, think oF the fun you can
have with words that haven't been
invented. You can come up with
srump, scritch, smesh, vlirt, noodley,
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Poor And Backward

By DON MILLS

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scrooch,

squiggles,

ratsafrac,

peg-aloom-

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The verb squink would make an
interesting sound, considering that it
would go squink, squank, squnk. The
possibilities for our fertile little minds
are staggerlingly limitless.
Think of the exciting variations
when we insert a simple eh here and
there. . RefrezigereZzator,
crezap.
is a certain knack in pronouncThere
ing these goodies. Frezurt, squezirt.
There is even more fun. New combinations of the same syllablesmake
new and undetermined meanings. For
example, amplitudinous, splendolious,
volumptous, stupenditude, musicious,
magnelephant.
With the intellectual's words, we
don't even have to try to be facetious.
There is humor literally flowing from
sarcophagus, terrfcolous, susurrus,
cachinnatory, intitule,
quadnimanous. Try calling somebody
a quidnunc.
With malice toward none, I therefore say, don't take language too
seriously. It can be laughed at.
Cremzocidelzoomer.
Words are
priceless.
sor-befacie- nt,

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"And what have you been doing over the summer?"
University Soapbox

Curiosity Killed The Cat
By JIM PHILLIPS

(EDITOR'S NOTE: The opinions expressed herein are those of the autlior
and do not necessarily reflect those of
the Kernel editor.)
Isn't it strange, though readily underg
persons, that Nikita
stood by
Khrushchev had the most difficulty at
his final news conference answering a
question concerning churches and religion?
Here was a world figure bantering
with diplomatic aplom