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The World
Whirls On
finished her inSoon alter Rus-sivasion of Poland in the early weeks
cf the war, she began to expand
her borders toward the Baltic. Russia needed seaports, especially those
on the Baltic, because her northern
harbors are frozen over with ice
more than half the vear. and her
southern Black Sea ports are at the
mercy of the Turks who control the
only entrance to the Black Sea, the
Dardanelles. This yearning for outlets was nothing new in the big
country's history; it has been uppermost in Russia's mind for cen-

turies.

It was all because Peter the Great
trip to Europe many years
took
ago. He visited in luxorious palaces,
he ate delicate foods, he saw beautiful women, and he talked with
philosophers and other learned men
of the western kingdoms. All this
had its effect on Peter; it showed
'him how far ahead of Russia the
rest of the world was. He began
to realize that his people were vastly inferior to the westerners.
To ameliorate the situation, he
4
would have to establish contacts
with the more advanced countries
so that his subjects could mix with
the subjects of European monarchs
and absorb some of their learning.
Since he had no such outlets, he
would have to build them. And he
did build one. He named it Arch- -

VOLUME XXX

LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY,

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 1939

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Created For Actors
In 'Volpone'

By MILDRED MURRAY
Ben Jonson's "Volpone" will open
Monday night, December 4, for a
week's run at the Guignol theater,
with Prof. Frank Fowler as producing director, assisted by Mrs.
Paul McBrayer, associate director,
Howard Moffett, and Douglas Dick.
All costumes which are surrealistic, were designed by Gail Kirn,
a junior in the arts and sciences
college. Costumes have been designed to illustrate the names, which
are of Italian derivation, indicating the character of the person
portrayed.
Volpone, the leading role, played
by Sam Nuckols, English instructor, represents a fox. His costume
is made to resemble a sly and cunning Reynard. Mosca, portrayed by
Clarence Geiger, graduate assistant, means, "gad-fly- ."
The giddiness of the fly is brought out in
the gay colors, bright wings, and
tiny cap of the costume.
Corbaccio which is played by J.
Faulconer,
B.
graduate student,
represents a raven or crow. The
soul of this character is
brought out by the violet colors and
by the money attached to the dress.
Voltore, as portrayed by Jphn Lynn,
is the Italian for vulture. His lean,
cardiverous look is shown by the
coloring of his costume, as well as
by the tear drops which hang from
the dress.
Leon, which means lion, is played
by Jay Miltner. He wears a mane
around his neck and big sleeves to
indicate his strength. His coat of
mail is copied from the Old Roman
dress. The costume of Leon whOj
thinks entirely in military terms, is
too symbolic of his character. The
costume of Avocatori, which is
played by J. R. Fritsch, represents
a judge by its straight and simple
lines of clear coloring.
Commandadorl,
portrayed b y
Stanley Morton, indicates
the
strength of a soldier. This strength
is shown by the wide shoulders and
the hat which resembles a helmet
means
"black
which
Corvino,
grapes," is played by Wayne Howell.
The costume has square box sleeves,
which indicate stubbornness; green
coloring, which shows envy; and
grapes, which show his character.
Celia, which means a heavenly
being, is played by Daisy Stirn. She
represents the pure and faithful
wife. This purity is brought out by
pearls, pastel colors, and wistful
Ahdrogynia, who is pordrapery.
trayed by Sarah Elizabeth McLean,
Her costume which
is a prostitute.
outlines the body, will be made up
of deep colors and grapes to indicate llLit.
The costumes have been made
practically without exception from
materials on hand, Mrs. Lola Robinson, Guignol official, said yesterday. Marguerite Goodykoontz, head
of the prop department, has dyed
bolts of muslin in varied colors for
the new curtains, which are to be
used between scenes.
The entire comedy represents the
evil, greed, lust, and envy of its
characters. Even Volpone's bed,
which is a medieval, draped affair,
shows the cunning of the fox.

Marcel Hubert Billed
For Fifth Musicale

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Hubert, French cellist,
will present the fifth Sunday aiier-noo- n
musicale of the season at 4
p. m. December 3, in Memorial hall.
At thirteen, the cellist won the
premier prix at the Paris Conservatoire. He was 14 when he made
his debut with the Colonne orchestra and afterwards played with
principal European orchestras.
Mr. Hubert's program will Include:
SunatM

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in C Major
Buccherinl
Allegro. Largo, Allegro

II
Variations Syoiphomques
III

Elegie
Piece

Pantomime, from "El Amor
Brujo"
De
Hora Staccato

Boellman
Faure
Boulenger
Duiicu-Heife-

G KIDMEN GO TO CHURCH
University football players and
coaches were the special guests of
Dr. Robert WMiles, pastor of the

First Presbyterian church at the
regular service Sunday morning.
Dr. Miles has invited the squad annually for the past six years. Subject of the sermon was "Boxing the
Campus."

Start At 1:43 p. m.

Grown from the football rompers stage, the Kentucky Wildcats
will attempt to derail the Rose
Bowl express of the unbeaten, untied, unscored on Tennessee Volunteers In the 34th renewal of the
day feud
ancient Thanksgivirig
Thursday afternoon on Stoll field.
games
Since Kentucky-Tennesshave always meant football at its
sparkling, bruising, fighting best,
approximately
21.000 fcemecoming
customers are expected for the
Southeastern conference bout. The
kick-o- ff
is slated for 1:45 and play
by play narratives will be aired by
the NBC and Mutual chains and
station WHAS, Louisville.
Despite the fact that odds on the
game favor Tennessee by from 6
to 20 points. Kentucky fans are
looking for a recurrence of the
1928. 1929 and 1931 games when the
villanous Cats were hiding in the
weeds and batted the Vols from
Rose Bowl nomination with tie
games. Kentucky, boasting its best
record since 1929, has dropped but
one decision. The Vols have rolled
over seven opponents.
The Wildcat team which Ringmaster Ab Klrwan is expected 10
shoot at the Vols, will find three
Captain Joe Shepherd.
seniors.
Luke Linden and Bill McCubbin.
apin their final intercollegiate
pearances. In addition, four other
squad seniors. Tom Spickard. Alex
Parda. Wilce Carnes and Pete
Vires, will also be in their swan
game.
Ranked by most experts last year
as the nation's top eleven, the Vols
are being lauded by those same
grid oracles this season as one of
the greatest collegiate teams ever
assembled. Topped by
George Cafego. Tennessee is
three deep hi brilliant backfield
ee

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... is Aloha' Gamma was named mostBarker, Louisv'.lle. Attendantsabove
Delta's Jeanne
shown
popular man.
Creason, Benton, who
and

receiving flowers from ATO Joe
escorts are: Do Ann Young. Chi
Omega, and Jack Ramos, Sigma Phi Epsilon; Virginia Smith. Kaopa KaDoa Gamma, and John Hun-sakalso Sigma Phi Ersilon; Martha Jane Rich, another Kappa, and Sam Ewing. Pi Kappa Alpha;
and Ramona Perkins, Kappa Delta, and John Clore, Alpha Gamma Rho.

er,

Jeanne Barker Crowned Beauty Queen;
Joe Creason Elected Most Popular Man
Rich, Young, Perkins,

The President Extends A Welcome

Smith Wait Upon

Her Majesty

Greetings Alumni:
There are more than 4,000 students and members
of the University staff w ho welcome you to the campus.
There are thousands of Lexingtonians and citizens of
old Kentucky who will be glad to have you return to
your Alma Mater, for is not Homecoming day one for
the greetings of friends and the exchange of howdys?
It is the day also of the generation-ol- d
battle with
our friendly enemy, the University of Tennessee. The
representatives of that great institution are welcome
too. I hope that they will be here in numbers, but remembering that things may happen. But whatever the
outcome it should be a real day. Good wishes then to
all for fair weather, a great game, pleasant meetings
with friends, a walk over the campus and tea at Maxwell Place after the affair on Stoll field.

Jeanne Barker. Alpha Gamma
Delta, president, was presented as
Kentuckian beauty queen and Joe
Creason. Alpha Tau Omega president, was selected most popular
man at the annual Kentuckian ball
Saturday night in the Union ballroom.
Attendants to the queen in the
order of their presentation were
Martha Jane Rich, Kappa Kappa
Gamma, fourth, attendant; Do Ann
Young, Chi Omega, third attendant; Ramona Perkins. Kappa Delta, second attendant; and Virginia
Smith, Kappa Kappa Gamma, first

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attendant.
In competition held Friday night,
Frank L. McVey
10 candidates out of 24 were chosen
lor nnal elimination. The queen
and her attendants were chosen
Discuss
from the 10 remaining candidates
WILDCAT
and were not announced until the
College
dance Saturday night. Judges were
HIKED
The Kentucky chapter of the Mrs. R. J. Long. John H. Carter,
and Lieut. Col. Howard Donnelly.
American Association of University
Top ranking candidates of the
Professors held its first meeting of selected 10 other than the queen
New Staff's Magazine the year Monday in Lafferty hall. and attendants were Elinor Roun- "College Management
was the'sava11, KaPP Kappa Gamma; Pat
Causes Comment
renneoager. Kappa Delta; Mar- general theme of the discussion. A gret Arns parger.
Alpha Gamma Del- By LOUSE C ALBERT
brief report on "Cornell Procedure ta Ruth McClung. Delta Delta Del- Its sales hiked by rumors of offi- and the Choice of a President" waslta; and MaTtigene Palmore, Inde- cial disapproval, The Wildcat, cam- given by Dr. J. Huntley Dupre, and nendent.
Selection of most popular man
pus humor magazine, made its first Dr. O. T. Koppius spoke on college
was determined by
appearance since its new staff took management as advocated by Prof. attending the dance.ballots of men
over yesterday and copies of it were W. H. Kilpatrlck. Dr. Carsie HamA trophy for the fraternity sellsnapped up by the student body in monds gave a brief talk on "The ing the most Kentuckian subscriptions was presented to Frank Clark,
a manner unprecedented.
Conduct of the University as Stat- Alpha
Gamma Rho. The dance
Exceptionally "clean"' If a bit ed by Dr. J. McKeen Cattell." Fol- climaxed the most successful ad- caustic in its editorial content, the lowing the talks the organization vance sale in the history of the
magazine seems to have a definite engaged in a general discussion of yearbook, according to Kentuckian
literary, rather than pornographic, the reports.
'Editor William L. Tudor.
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SALES Professors
Management
BYRUMOR

Cellist, Premier Prix Winner, value.
"A Cantata For Conservatives"
Will Appear At Concert
written by Don Irvine, excited most
Sunday Afternoon
Marcel

NETWORKS

TO CARRY GAME

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SPEAKER Surrealist Wardrobe

pep rally featuring
A
talks by Wildcat athletic luminaries, student BMOCs, music of the ON
"Best Band in Dixie," cheers directed by SuKy cheerleaders and
talks by Bill Stern of the National
ODK
Broadcasting company and Bob
of the Mutual Broadcasting
Silver Jubilee
company will anticipate Thursday's
Celebration
at 7:30 p.m. Wednesday in
Alumni gymnasium. A freshman
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Sen. A. B. (Happy) Chandler will
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a pa jama parade is sla'ed to
him; it was his famous "window to follow the rally. The activities will be the principal speaker on a radiop. id.
5
Europe." Now one harbor was be broadcast from
cast in celebration of the 25th anenough to take care of all the west- over WLAP.
niversary of Omicron Delta Kappa,
D. Funkhouser,
Dean W.
Coach
ern traffic In Peter's day, but as
time went on, Russia began to feel Adolph Rupp, Athletic Director national leadership honorary, from
noon to 12:30 p. m. Saturday. The
the need of more ports, and ports Bernie Shiveley, and Coach Ab
will talk from the Wildcat program will be aired over Radio
which weren't choked with ice half
Station WHAS from the University
the year. Then came the World faculty viewpoint.
War and, with it, the great revoluKernel Editor L. T. Iglehart, Joe studios.
tion which overthrew the crar and Crcason, sports editor of The KerSubject of Senator Chandler's
his old aristocratic regime. The na- nel, Dorothy Hillenmeyer, president talk is: "How the College Man Can
tion became a dictatorship which of the student union board of di- Improve His Community."
Alan
stressed commercialization and effi- rectors, and Jeanne Barker, recent- Vcgeler, head University announcer
ciency. Stalin didn't want a country ly elected Kentuckian beauty queen, and ODK member, will be ' master
of peasants, he wanted factories, are to air the views of UK students. of ceremonies on the half -- hour
railroads, ships, and trade. Mainly
Joe Shepherd, captain of the broadcast.
trade because that was what made Wildcat grid aggregation. Is slated Other speakers on the program
a nation rich, that was what made to talk on the team's prospects in are: President Frank L. McVey, who
a nation powerful.
will talk on "ODK's Relationship to
the morrow's contest.
Of course trade would require seaSuKy expects freshmen to appear the University; "Bob Bishop, nationports seaports on the Baltic so that
in pajamas for the parade down- al executive secretary of the fraterhe could ship directly to Germany, town following the pep session, and nity, speaking on ODK's history;
England, ar.d France. Stalin knew
field for a end John Morgan, president of the
the
this; he knew that the strength of back oncheer practice the organi- University, chapter of the order.
session,
bonfire
his nation depended on it. He retalking on "Accomplishments of
president, Bill Elder ansolved to get these ports if ever zation's
nounced. An award will be made Nu Circle."
opportunity presented itself.
the
Initiation ceremonies for 10 new
person, and
He had to wait 20 years, but he to the best costumed
par- members will take place from 5
finally got the chance. World War upper classmen are invited to
p.m. Saturday in ' Memorial hall.
II entangled all the major western ticipate, he indicated.
or"Freshmen are requested not to A dinner commemorating the ex
powers, leaving him a free hand in
of
ganization's quarter-centuac- - throw their caps in the bonfire, but
the East. At once he went into
istence is planned to start at 6:30
tion. He took his share of Poland. to save them for the half of the p. m. Sunday In the Gold room of
game as SuKy has a stunt requirHe squeezed harbors and military
the Lafayette hotel.
bases out of Estonia. Latvia, and ing the use of the caps at that
Featured at the dinner will be
time," Elder said.
Lithuania. He started on Finland.
talks by James Park, member of the
But Finland decided she didn't want
Board of Trustees and Commonto play ball. Stalin waxed diplomat-iwealth Attorney, and Toastmaster
he negotiated for weeks, but he POULTRY
Leroy Miles, president of the Lexcouldn't get what he wanted. Then
ington Public Forum.
he threatened, and, recently gave
Sale of tickets will end Friday
, the Finns their last warning, now
SHOW
night. On the ticket committee are
he claims that Finland has massed
Ralph Edwards, Bill Tudor, and
troops and has killed several of his
James Wine.
soldiers.
Live Birds, Carcasses
Are these the standard "border
University Accepts
incidents" which excuse invasions
Will Be Exhibited
in modern power politics? Is Stalin
Lincoln Certificate
going after more seaports?
Under the auspices of the Poultry
LAST MINUTE FLASHES:
club and the poultry department, Copy Of Marriage Contract
London The heavily armed con- the fifth annual Kentucky Turkey
Presented Yesterday
verted merchantman, the Rawal-tind- i, show will be held Tuesday and
By Madden
was sunk by the German Wednesday. December 5 and 6 in
livestock pavilion.
pocket battleship Deutschland after the
A copy of Abraham Lincoln's mar'short engagement off the coast of
An educational exhibit, the show riage certificate made for the emanuriIceland. For nearly an hour the will feature displays of live t
cipation president during his lifewithstood the terrific c pvs and dressed carcasses. Com- - time,
Rawaltindi
has been presented to the UnibheUfire of the Nazi warship, but rjetition is open to turkey growers versity by Edward Madden, Lexher small armament was no makh and breeders of the state. Robert ington sportsman and collector of
guns of the
for the
Cleveland, agriculture senior, is rare books and historical items.
Although definite infor- superintendent of the festival,
original certiA
mation has not been received by
nw hundred and thirty entries ficatefacsimile of the
of Lincoln's marriaga to Mary
the admiralty, it is feared that are expected in the live bird division Todd was made by his law partner
there was terrible loss of life among and 30 in the dressed carcass class. and representative, W. H. Herndon,
the crew of the British merchant- Judges of live birds will be J. E. in October, 1849 when L'ncoln bemen.
Humphrey
and Stanley Caton, came involved in the settlement of
Moscow When word was received extension poultry specialists. Dress- the estate of Robert S. Todd, father
here today that the Finns had ed carcasses will be judged by C. A. of Mrs. Lincoln.
denied the validity of the reported Williams and M. C. Small editor of
Herndon apparently procured this
Chairslaving of several Russian soldiers Turkey World magazine.
official copy of the marriage certigovernby Finnish artillery, all the
man of the dressed carcass division ficate to prove Lincoln's rights as
ment owned newspapers warned the is Floyd Heird, agriculture senior. the husband of Mary Todd Lincoln.
program
for the The certificate, which becomes the
Wednesday's
little Baltic nation that her
was inviting punishment. meeting will include discussions on property of the University as a gift
The Soviet editors added that if turkey raising and readings by from Mr. Madden, probably will be
the Finns did not withdraw their members of the poultry depart- displayed in one of the library's
army from the Russian frontier, ment staff and outstanding breed- locked cases.
they would be forcibly driven back ers of the state. The turkey exhiOn the back of the marriage cerby the huge communist military bits in the pavilion will be open tificate, Lincoln's law partner, Hernmachine.
to the general public Wednesday don, wrote, "Enclosed you will please
night.
find the marriage certificate of
A banquet in the Union building Lincoln and Miss Todd in 1842. My
show at 6 wife found it among my Lincoln
close the two-da- y
Hopes
will
Staff
p. m. Wednesday night. Guests will papers. It is true and genuine
be exhibitors. Judges, staff of the
In an interview yesterday afteragriculture college and poultry club noon, President McVey expressed
Will
members.
his appreciation on behalf of the
University for the receipt of the
In today's special edition,
certificate.
Mr. Madden,
widely
Beat Tennessee'
24 former Kernel writers have
known as a collector, loaned the
to the campus in
tcturned
tapestry, which hangs in the read-i- n
print. Prof. Niel Plummer
SuKy circle, campus pep organigroom of the library, to the Unistaff immeasurably
aided the
zation, will conduct a tag sale for versity.
Cat-Vby handling the large amount
grid
the Thanksgiving
of correspondence (necessary
game. "Beat Tennessee" tags, priced
supply The Kernel with
to
Mums Will Be Sold
to suit the purchaser, beginning at
In several
these features.
five cents eacn, win De soia unui
cases, the articles are adSale of mums and corsages for
game time. Proceeds will go to the
dressed diiectly to him. An
the Tennessee game started yesSuKy band fund.
all
effort was made to revive
Sellers will be members of cam- terday by Mortar Board, senior wothe old column heads used by
pus organizations, fraternities and man's honorary, at the information
contributors when they
sororities. Bill Elder, SuKy presi- desk of the Union building.
Corsages sell for 50 cents and large
worked on the paper.
dent, announced a loving cup will
To the former students,
be awarded to the group selling the mums with blue and white ribbons
themselves, the staff would
for 75 cents. Deliveries will be made
most tags.
to residence halls, fraternities, and
like to explain that some of
sororities, and orders must be in by
the columns had to be cut
6 p.m. Wednesday. Proceeds are to
not edited because of tyCwens
pographical reasons. We hoe
be used for Mortar Board's charithat they having been Ker- Tlieta of Cwens celebrated its table activities.
nelitcs, will understand.
Mortar Board officials amiounced
Founder's day with a banquet Mon-- I
day in the Union. Dean Sarah yesterday that munis wiU be sold
There will be no Friday isHolmes, President Frank L. McVey, at Dunns drugstore. Phoenix hotel,
sue of The Kernel this week
and Mrs. George Smith spoke. Betty Lafayette hotel and both gates beof the ThHnkxeiving
berBiise
South, president of the local chap-- , fore Thursday's game. Both Ten- holiday. Next issue will apter, was toastmistress. Jane Farm- - lessees colors and Kentucky's
pear on Tuesday, December 5.
er, Betty Dunn, and Rita Sue Las-- j colors will be available in the flow- lie, were in charge of arrangements.
El-s-

Most Beautiful Of University Of Kentucky Coeds . . .

GUIGNOL COMEDY

DECEMBER
CHANDLER TO BE ON

NEW SERIES NO. 20

ound Tennessee In Turkey Bout

niuckv To Face Bocri
Rally, Parade, Bonfire
Billed On Pep Program

KERNEL

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OF KENTUCKY

UNIVERSITY

By JLM WOOLDRIDGE

TUESDAY ISSUE
SEMI-WEEKL-

Cream Of Kentucky Art Crop
Seen In Annual Union Exhibit

comment and an article entitled
"Professor, Your Grades," written
anonymously for th magazine from
the opinions of students, was being
discussed "pro" and "con" by professors and students alike.
By JIM CALDWELL
The rumors which increased the
Concentrating the cream of Kensale of the magazine were traced,
in part, to its editorial staff. John tucky's art crop in one spot, the
University's annual exhibition series
Ed Pearce is the new editor.
of paintings and drawings was officially opened to the public Sunday afternoon in the music room
of the Union building. The showing, which includes works by leador Lexington and the
Small bore rifle teams from the ing artists
vicinity, has the Brush and Pencil
University
department, Club, and the University
art comonce among the nation's outstanding competitive squads, will be re- mittee as its sponsors, and will
organized this fall. Lieut. Col. How- continue until December 16.
Officials of the sponsoring groups
ard Donnelly, head of military
exscience department, yesterday an- pointed out that the
nounced.
hibit was planned so as to be
Varsity. ROTC, Freshman ROTC. equally appreciated by both the
Ba&ic ROTC, and Pershing Riflles lnyman and the skilled art critic.
wiU be represented by squads in the As a member of the former school
National Intercollegiate and the Na- of observation, the showing was
tional Riflle association matches. most enjoyable, and this review is
Tryouts will be held at 4 p.m. written from an appreciative, if not
Monday and Wednesday, December the artistically educated point of!
4 and 6, and at 1 p.m. Tuesday, view.
December 5.
To one not versed in technical

Rifle Team Revised,

Donnelly Announces
military

knowledge, subject matter or
in a painting must
be the criterion for judgment. Using this as the critical basis, it
would seem that the exhibits most
interesting entrant is a work done
in oil by Christine Brown, entitled
"KEA Teacher's Holiday."
The
painting obviously is satrical. and yet
it is done in such a way as to be
humorous even to those whom it
ridicules.
Probably the most Impressive of
the group is a moralizing canvas
by Frank Long entitled " A Piece
cf Realism." portraying a dead rabbit and a dove lying on a newspaper
headlined "Peace Efforts Fail; War
Declared." There is nothing subtle
about the painting, and its gloomy
significance actually strikes the on
looker in the face, but if the effect
is the goal of art, then it may well
be s.i'ii that Mr. Long has done an
admirable job.
' Continued on Page Foun

artists.
Operating ahead of this powerful
secondary is a slashing line, bu
enough but not pondrous, and as
fast in unit speed a the average
halfback. Always moving down the
field ahead of the ball carriers, the
Volunteer line review stars a couple
(Continued on Page Six'

HARRIS ATTACKS
SGA 'INACTIVITY'
Two Assemblies Billed

For December
Speakirig before a special
of the student legislature
day afternoon. Mark Hams
Grad.) assailed the group
"inactivity.
He reminded the members

6
.se.v:ci:
Thurs-

Ind.
for its

of the
Constitutional party of their overwhelming majority of legislature
seats, pointing out that it is "up to
them to assume the burden of leadership and carry out the planks of
their platform."
Harris asserted that if the party s
platform is to be something other
than a list of broken promises the
majority members and the committeemen must begin immediately to
take action on some of the more
serious of the problems facing the
student body.
At the same meeting. Frances
Hannah, commerce junior from
Shelbyville. was elected chairman
of the student standards committee.
Mary Lou McFarland education
senior from Lexington and Harriet
Hendershot, arts and sciences senior from Louisville, had previously
been named to. the position, but hc;
declined to accept it.
Miss Hannah announced yesterday that two Important meetir.g- -

will be held on Wednesday, December 6 in order to complete the
personnel of the committee, four
members being as yet unnamed
The first of the pair will be a
convocation called by Dean Jor.es
of all men living in the dormitories, to meet at 7 p.m. on the abov-da- te
in room 111 of McVey hall.
The purpose will be to select the
dormitories' committee representative who will also serve as president of the men's residence-hall- s.
The other assembly will be a mass
meeting consisting of all men and
women residing in Lexington, and
cf all men students living in boarding-houses
in the city. This meeting
will take place at 5 p.m. December
8 In the music room of the Union.
It was pointed out by student
government officials that these assemblies are of utmost importance,
since each person selected will act
as chairman of various
in accordance with the provisions of the constitution.

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Stonewall Jackson's Editorials

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Condemned The Turkey Trot

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By JIM CALDWELL

quarter of a century ago, when
r?ople read their newspspcrs to see
what the editor thought, when the
names of Henry Watterson and the
Breckinridge dynasty were on the
tip of every journalistic tongue, the

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University, too. had its colorful, crusading editor.
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In
the University's stu-- !
was a weekly
dent publication
known as "The Idea." Its editor was
one Stonewall Jackson (the Stone- wall part being written without
quotes it was his given name.)
Judging from his writings and his
antics cn campus he seemed to have
n mind at all times th? need for
living up to the reputation of his
illustrious namesake.
Stonewall's motto was "I don't
know where I will be or what I will
rtc, but. bv Ned. I will be a man!":
To bick this up, he turned out at
least two galleys cf editorials each
issue end no matter what he wrote
ris stvle was always fiery, bitter and

Managing Editor
Sexes Editor
Business Manager
Manaeer

Circulation

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Staff Photographer
Society Editor

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Sports Editor

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Associate Editors
BEN WILLIAMS

JIM CALDWELL

LOUISE C ALBERT

swash-bucklin-

Perhaps I he Kkrxk.i. is Ix'ing overly-criticaconsidering the short time you have been in
oliice. Mavlic vou are becoming acclimated
rather than lazy. Bui we have anxionslv been
awaiting some legislation, and thus far no bills
have been introduced. The Kfrnki. has pledged
itself, to su j iiort our government and will do
anything possible to aid in publicizing or gathering opinion on issues. But it also feels absolutely
free to tell vou how many students are beginning to feel alxnit the legislature. The feeling,
incidentally, is not unfriendly: it's indifferent.
the students, want some
Our oint is this:
at lion.

Reporters

Mary James, Rita Sue Laslie. Fred Hill. Bob Ammons. Jean
Williams. Jim Wooldndae. Mildred Murray. Roy Steinfort, Jim
Broun. Russell Wright

Homecoming Memories
Swanip The Colonel
his week the Colonel is looking forward to
thai annual phenomenon known as "Honictomill"."
Homecoming, ho reflects, is a vvondcilul oc
it is an
rasion. li is more than an occasion
hams and fraiei nities
t KTion e. All lie inert
and sororities Unlet! their esiahlislmienis villi
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lokeiiN of welcome and villi good humored
for llio loal team 10 squash the invaders.
F.verv nook and cranny of every viiil cstab- lishmrnt is filled villi hand-- nisliin.
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old giads who have
got together onto more to swap mei'o "the good
mories and drink-toastTickets bring prices that
old days."
rival the national debt, and students Ingin building up for the reason lhai thev never get to class the
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By HARRY WILLIAMS

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next morning.
having Uen around the
1 he old Colonel!
place for vears and years, started making out a
list vesierdav of the oople he intends 10 look
up. There aren't very many members of his own
class left, but he knows just alxnit every ImkIv
who ever went to mIiooI here.' In fad. he knows
so many ieople thai he just went over to the
registrar's office and got lists of ev ery c lass sinc e
'7ri. I.ooks like the Colonel's going to have a
prell v busy time of it.
This vear. Homecoming is a secial occasion.
The game is with Kentucky's ancient rival. Tennessee. I he Wildcats will not have an easy
afternoon of it. for Tennessee has a great team
greatest, they say, in the history of the school.
Bui the Colonel, recalling a couple of oilier occasions when Kentucky keH the Volunteers out
of the Rose Bowl, is not so sure that the 'Cats
won't do.il again. He's not making any predicjust lning mysterious.
tions,' undersiand-h- fs
And then, too, Thursday is Thanksgiving Day
Iurkey Day. it seems,
-i- n Kenliukv, at least.
has had rather a rough time this year, willi all
etc. Rul at any rale, unless
his double-talk- .
somcihing drastic hapcns. it looks as if I liuis-dawill Ik- Thanksgiving.
And v, it is anv wonder thai Uie Colonel, in
anticipation of this week's combined Homecoming-Thanksis harvesting his greenhoused
giving,
c rop of mini?
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Nothing To Show
For Three Week Existence
tlirre weeks ago that tout position of the student legislature was ompleted.
Situ e then, two regular meeting and one t ailed
meeting haw been held. So session has seen a
lomplele attendant e. Atttunplishments: apnothing else.
pointment of t ommittees
.It one meeting, representatives argued for a
tnes-titfull thirty minutes over the
ins.
of whom should he the sergeant-tit-tAt another session, there was the lengthy distils-sioof at least twenty minutes t tnit erning the
desirability of a page in the Kentmliinn.
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To the legislators:
is a good man to have
Now. a
aiound when the meeting gels out of tontrol.
t Bui nothing vou legis- TCI i' lalors have done lhus
far could jnissiblv arouse
iteinciil
anvone's
And the iieople back
home will think thai a
good likeness when your picture appeals in the
Kcniiukian. Bui what have vou done to de