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You can buy condoms
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Your pals can be trusted
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You see humor in Terms
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every night.

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passenger seat.

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good dirty joke when
you walk into a room.

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Wm wage on the upswing

Money, money, money: The House of Representatives and
White House compromise, wages to go up Si by 2002

By Ashley York
ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR

College students making minimum
wage will have a little extra money to put in
their bank accounts by 2002.

The House of Representatives. in agree-
ment with the White House, made a compro-
mise in August to raise minimum wage $1
by Jan. 1, 2002. The raise would provide $76
billion in tax cuts at the same time.

Mark Berger, professor of economics
and labor and employment expert. said the
increase will take effect soon.

“It‘s going to happen because the repub-
licans said ‘yes. we will go along with it.” he
said. “They have been the ones to drag their
heels. but since it's election time...“

Berger said an increase in minimum
wage will not cut down on the number of
hours scheduled for workers. or result in
lost jobs in Lexington.

“It's not that much ofa factor in Lexing-
ton because the econotny is so strong here
and unemployment rates are so low," Berger
said.

Berger said that even though sotne stit-
dents can expect a raise. most already make

above the minimum wage of $5.15 an hour.

"Even at the entry level people are mak-
ing above minimum wage." he said. The
new minimum wage will only have a direct
affect on those who don't already make
above $6.15. he said.

Berger said the $1 increase might affect
workers in some areas of Kentucky

"The only effect will be for college stir
dents who work at home in rural areas. But
here in Lexington I don't see much of an ef-
fect." he said.

Berger said if the wage increased to as
much as $10. problems in our community
would arise.

"That would cost a lot of jobs fora lot of

people." he said. "But the ones earning be
low minimum wage would be alright."
David Parrott. an undeclared freshman.

works for minimum wage as a stock boy at
Terry's Five attd Dmtc lll Versailles. lie is
hopeful about the wage increase because he
said it would help students support them
selves tnore efficiently.

“It would be a big help for people who
have to pay for everything without llll'll‘ par
ents‘ support." he said.

Parrott believes the Si llll‘l‘t‘ust‘ in wage
will allow him to live more t‘ulllIiil‘lllIiI)

"The increase would be about right to
Day for car insurance." he said "It would bc
enough to get by on."

l‘arrott said the increase will not only
give him tnore money. but also encourage
him to work more hours.

"It would be more money for my hours

so I would work more." he \(Illl

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ore's daughter addresses students

Why you should care:
Vote of Generation X
important, Schiff says

By Julie Nelson
MANAGING EDITOR

To her supporters. Karenna Gore
Schit‘f is a voice of a new generation.

Our generation.

The vice president‘s daughter
took the stage Wednesday afternoon
to address a Student Center ballroom
full of UK and Centre College students
on the importance of Generation X in
the 2000 presidential election.

“Many of us feel detached from
politics," Schiff said. “We feel power-
less to make a change. We are here to-
day to resist this detachment."

Playing on her own admitted feel-
ings of detachment from politics as a
college student, Schiff campaigned for
her father by encouraging the room
full of Generation X‘ers to get involved
in the 2000 presidential campaign.

“Generation X is the largest po-
tential voting block, beating Baby
Boomers by 10 million.“ Schiff said.

As Schiff rallied for her father.
two students supporting Green Party
candidate Ralph Nader were asked to
leave because they were carrying
Green Party signs. There were no
signs allowed at the forum.

“We wanted to show people they
have more options than the Democrat-
ic or Republican parties," said Trevor
Sanders. history and French senior.

Schiff continued her rally by
bringing several issues into the lime-
light to convince students of the pow-
er of the 2000 election. Schiff told stu-
dents to be mindful of those issues her
father is ﬁghting for that. if lost.
would directly affect Generation X.

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Talkin’ about my generation
Karolina Gore Schiff addressed UK and Centre College students Wednesday about the Impedance of voting In this year's presidential election.

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UK Ballroom Dance Society, fun for everyone

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Bob and Audrey Noble practice their dance steps at Barker Hall. Both are
former employees of UK. They worked In the geriatrics department.

My dance space: Classes taught by
accounting professor and his wife

By Rebecca Osborne
CONTRIBUTING WRITER

Members of the UK Ballroom Dance Society
swung into step Tuesday night at their ﬁrst meeting of
the semester.

Practicing the waltz. fox-trot and cha-cha in Bark-
er Hall, new and returning members were offered a
taste of what will follow in the coming year.

The group's advisers. associate professor of ac-
counting .lim Holmes and his wife. Terry. were on
thusiastic about. this year's turnout. They encouraged
more students. faculty and staff at UK to become in—
volved. emphasizing that prior dance experience is
not necessary.

The Holmes. who have been teaching the dance
society classes for over five years. said they started
learning to dance about 10 years ago.

“We were looking for something to do together."
Terry Holmes said. “It's something we really enjoy.“

The purpose of coming to the group. she said. is
to “feel conﬁdent in any dance situation." from cou-
ples dancing at clubs. to dances at more formal occa
sions. such as weddings.

According to Jim Holmes. there is no shortage of

opportunities to dance in Lexington. Along with
dance clubs in the area and group meetings each
week. members may also attend four dances during
the year at the UK Ballroom,

The group is also involved with the Lexington
chapter of the United States Amateur Ballroom
Dancers Assrxtiation.

The price of a ticket is reduced to 3."; front Sill for
members of the UK Ballroom Dance Society w ho at
tend these events.

The club draws a diverse crowd from the l'nivcr
sity. including traditional undergraduate students
and professors.

Kristi McClary. Wellness Specialist for the Well-
ness Program. started as a beginner in February “to
keep busy doing fun. healthy things."

She has now moved up to the intermediate class
and encourages people in the community to come to
the group. She said it is a good opportunity to learn
something you can use throughout your life.

“This is something I wanted to do to meet peo
ple." said Rick Priest. an eigth year nontraditional
pre-pharmacy student. who started his second year
with the group this week. “You can‘t beat it for the
money." he said.

Dues are $25 per year or $15 per semester.

The group's meetings for beginners are in the
Barker Hall dance studio Tuesdays at 7 pm. The in
termediate class begins at 8 pm. Those interested
may bring a partner. but it is not necessary.

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The Low-down

“I’m a
plain-
spoken
fellow.”

— George it.
Bush, Republican
Presidential can-

didate. telling
“Today" show
host Matt Lauer
this morning that
he will not apolo-
gize to New York
Times reporter
Adam Clymer,
whom Bush
called "a major
league ass--"
over a live
microphone.

MP3.com loses copyright case

NEW YORK 77 A federal judge ruled yester-
day that the Internet music'sharing service
MP3.com willfully violated the copyrights of
record companies, and ordered it to pay Univer-
sal Music Group $25,000 per C1). or roughly $118
tnillion. US. District Judge Jed S. Rakotf said it
was necessary to send a message to the Internet
comtnunity to deter copyright infringement.
Rakotf said he could have awarded as much as
$150000 per (‘D but chose a considerably smaller
amount. in part because MP3.com had acted
more responsibly than other Internet startups.

Clinton gives farewell address at U.N.

I’NITED NATIONS President Clinton
urged world leaders today to intensify efforts to
fight poverty and war. put tnore children in
school and fight the spread of infectious dis-
eases. “All these things come with a price tag
and all nations including the United States tnust
pay it." the president said in a farewell address
at the United Nations. “Those in my country or
elsewhere who believe we can do without the
l'.N ...misunderstand the future." The president
spoke at the Millennium Summit. the largest
gathering of world leaders in history.

Gore outlines detailed economic plan

CLEVELAND In a cadence mimicking
former President Bush‘s “read my lips." Al Gore
reached yesterday for the mantle of ﬁscal conser-
vative. asking voters to “read my plan" in a
hefty budget book coupling balanced budgets
and ambitious economic and social goals. The
Democratic presidential candidate denounced
what he called the “cross-your~fingers econom-
ics" of GOP rival George W. Bush. the former
president‘s son. and the broad income tax cuts at
the center of Bush‘s agenda. The 191-page budget
plan was heralded by former Treasury secretary
Robert Rubin as unprecedented in a political
campaign

Bush, Gore step up feud over debates

MILWAI'KEE George W. Bush appeared
at a veterans‘ convention yesterday to accuse
Vice President Al Gore of letting military readi-
ness flag and stepped up the feud over presiden
tial debates with a new TV ad suggesting Gore
can‘t be trusted. The Republican nominee said
he will stick to his plan to show up for a ﬁrst de.
bate with Gore in Washington. DC. on Tuesday.
even though NBC yesterday said it would not air
the event without Gore. Gore has accepted a pro-
posal for three 90-minute debates carried by all
major television networks.

Meryl Streep Is
In negotiations
to join Nicolas
Cage in the
upcoming black
comedy.
Adaptation.
Streep. like
Cage. would
likely need to
deter a sizeable
portion of her
upfront tee in
order for the
picture to come
close to
Columbia’s bud-
get range of
$20 million to
$25 million.

STALKER:

A man who
prosecutors say
spent 15 years
sending lewd
and threatening
letters to
actress Brooke
Shields was
sentenced on
Tuesday to pro-
bation and
counseling after
agreeing to
stay away from
the star for the
next decade.
New Jersey
accountant
Mark Bailey,
42, pleaded no
contest to
stalking and
terrorizing the
actress.

ILN. evacuates West Timor staffers

DILI. East Timor w Thousands of pro-1n-
donesian militiamen and their supporters
stormed a UN. office in West Timor today.
killing an American and two other foreign U.N.
staffers and burning their bodies. A UN. force
flew into the Indonesian territory to evacuate re-
maining workers. Witnesses said Indonesian se-
curity forces. long blamed for Timor's continu'
ing tragedy. stood by and did nothing to prevent
the killings. “These were peaceful. unarmed hu-
manitarians who gave their lives trying help
those who had lost everything in conflict.” UN.
High Commissioner for Refugees Sadako Ogata
said in a statement.

Bridgestone apologizes for accidents

WASHINGTON , The normally reclusive
head of Bridgestone“Firestone Inc. yesterday
apologized to Congress for dozens of fatal acci-
dents that may be linked to his company's defec-
tive tires. Meanwhile. internal company docu-
tnents obtained by The AP show the company
may have bad data indicating safety problems
with certain tires well before last month‘s recall
was issued. They show Bridgestone/Firestone
Inc. collected data from 1997 to 1999 indicating
possible safety problems with the satne tire mod-
els that were recalled last month.

Dow climbs 60. Nasdag down 101

NEW YORK Blue chip stocks moved high-
er yesterday. boosted by news of a major deal in
the financial services industry and surging oil
prices, but high—tech stocks declined after ana-
lysts downgraded their ratings on several high-
profile companies. Just before 3 pm. EDT. the
Dow Jones industrial average was up 59.56
points at 11.32017. Advancers on the NYSE led
decliners 1.5391229. The Nasdaq was down
100.80 at 4,042.38. (‘itigroup said today it will buy
lending company Associates First Capital for
about $31.1 billion in stock.

Teen Hewitt reaches 0.5. Open semis

NEW YORK , Wearing his baseball cap
backward. Lleyton Hewitt marched straight
ahead into the semifinals of the US. Open yes-
terday, defeating Arnaud Clement 6-2. 64. 6-3.
The 19-year»old Australian became the youngest
semifinalist at the US Open since Pete Sampras
won his first Grand Slam title in 1990. Hewitt
rode a big serve that produced 18 aces and kept
Clement off balance all match. Clement knocked
off the defending champion and No. 1 seed. An-
dre Agassi earlier in the tournament.

Compiled from wire reports.

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SGA budget woes
could end next week

We:
NEWS EDITOR

Student Government
wasted no time yesterday han—
dling the budget crisis that
has left the organization divid-
ed and the student body lack-
ing SGA-funded programs.

The issue will be resolved
in one week ifa process agreed
upon Wednesday afternoon by
Senate chairman Edwin Or-
ange and President Jimmy
Glenn and later passed by
the Senate is followed.

()ne facet of the agree-
ment was extending the inter-
itn summer Senate and allow-
ing them to pass an interim
budget to fund programs such
as tutoring. legal services and
SafeCats.

The SGA constitution re
quires the budget be presented
to the interim summer Senate.
but this summer no interim
budget was passed.

SGA will run on an inter-
itn budget for one week. dur-
ing which the Appropriations
and Revenue Committee can
make amendments to the bud-
get to be presented to the full
Senate next Wednesday night.

During the next week.
Glenn cannot make any pur—

chases, excluding basic opera-
tion expenditures.

SGA has operated since
July 1 with no budget. The
SafeCats program. a free ser-
vice funded by SGA provides
escorts to students walking
alone on campus at night. is
being ran by the ROTC on
good faith that SGA will soon
pay for it. Glenn said. Students
requesting tutoring and legal
services have been turned
away because SGA cannot
fund these services without a
budget. senators said.

Though the agreement did
not fully comply with Glenn's
original intentions, he said he
is pleased with the outcome.

“Sometimes it becomes a
burden on the student body.“ he
said. “We met in the middle."

Orange. who said he is ex-
tremely pleased with the
agreement. filed a complaint
with the SGA Supreme Court
two days ago to compel Gletm
to present his budget proposal
to the Appropriations and
Revenue Committee, which
handles all ﬁscal issues.

Glenn and Orange. agree-
ing to work together instead of
as adversaries, discussed the
issue and came to the agree-
ment passed by the Senate.

GORE

Continued from page I

“If Medicare runs out, it
will fall out on us.“ Schiff said.
"If we lose Social Security. if
we don‘t protect the environ-
ment and if the economy
tanks. it all falls on us."

Schiff said there are two
key investments Vice Presi-
dent Gore is in favor of that af-
fect Generation X education
and health care.

Gore's education platform
includes lowering the cost of
college education.

Schiff said her father

plans to make college more af-
fordable by giving a 32.800 tax
credit for every individual.
Gore also advocates a National
Tuition Savings Plan. a sav
ings account that is tax and in-
ﬂation free.

Gore‘s health care plan in-
cludes developing a patient's
bill of rights. giving prescrip-
tion drug benefits and provid-
ing universal health care for
children by 2004.

Schiff said these platforms
will not get accomplished if
students do not get involved in
politics.

“The youth vote will put
my father over the top." Schiff
said. “Onward to victory in
November."

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Men's soccer to make home debut I

By Ron Cox
STAFF WRITER

The UK men‘s soccer team
welcomes the chance to play at
home after spending last
Weekend on the road.

The Cats will play the first
of two home games this
weekend against the Vanderbilt
(,‘ommoilores Friday at 8 pm.

The game will follow the
UK women‘s match against
thah State.

Vanity comes into the UK
Soccer Complex with a not-so-
impressive record (0-2-0). the
two losses coming against
Louisville and St. Louis. and a
11ot-so~impressive scoring total
(0). However. the Cats won‘t be
taking the Commodores lightly.

“Vandy's going to come
out tough." goalkeeper Brian
()‘Leary said. “They‘ve lost
their ﬁrst two games. so they're
going to come out with an all-
or- nothing attitude. "

The( Cats picked up wins
No. 100 and lot last weekend
defeating the Cardinals 21 and
the UNC—Asheville Bulldogs 13-0.

Against the Cards. the Cats
came back frotn a 0-1 deficit to
score two unanswered goals.
The game—winning goal came in

the 72nd minute when
sophomore .l.I). Stevenson sent
a shot into the back of the net.

"The game against
Louisville was really scrappy."
head coach Ian Collins said. “I
don't think we played very
well. btit we did enough to win
the game."

The Cats played a little
sluggish in the first half against
the Bulldogs. but still were able
to take a Ill lead into halftime.
They came out in the second
half and put the game away by
scoring two goals.

So far 111 this young season.
O‘Leary has yet to he fully
tested in goal. The Cats have
managed. through ball control
and tough defense. to hold their
first two opponents to just
seven shots on goal. And
()‘l.eary couldn't be happier.

"If I don‘t have to do
anything. that's all the better
for me." ()‘Leary said.

And Collins couldn‘t agree
more.

“The less action we give
him. the better off we are."
Collins said. ”We definitely
would prefer to see him make
two or three saves a game as
opposed to TS or Iii."

One area that Collins
would like to see more
improvement in is on the
offensive side. He would like to
see the offense be “more,
dangerous." He said the offense
missed several scoring
opportunities in both games.
and to fix that the Cats must
spread the scoring around.

"We're definitely going to
need a lot of people scoring this
year." Stevenson said. “I think
everybody here is capable of
doing that.“

The Cats are looking for
ward to coming home and
playing in front of the home
crowd.

“It's always nice to play at
borne." Collins said. “I think
the more games we play on the
road. the happier we are when
we come home."

The National Soccer Coach»
es' Association of America
ranked the Cats fifth in their
region in the first regional
rankings of the season. They
will face two of the teatns
ranked ahead of them later this
season: Akron and Indiana.

The second game of the
weekend home stand will be
against UC~Santa Barbara (1-1)
at 12:30 pm. Sunday.

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Women return home after road split

By Travis Hubbard

ASSISTANT SPORTSDAI LY EDITOR

The UK women's soccer team is glad to be
home. but disappointed to have the ﬁrst blemish
on their 2000 record.

The Cats returned to Lexington after a
holiday weekend trip to Minneapolis for the
University of Minnesota 'I‘ournament. Despite
playing well in two games against Minnesota and
Northwestern. l’K came away from its first road
trip with a 1—1 record.

”We played really well on Friday. but we just
didn‘t score." said L'K coach Warren Lipka.
"Then we put the ball away Sunday."

The Cats lost for the first time this season to
Minnesota in the ﬁrst round of the tournament.
Then. l'K rebounded to defeat Northwestern 5-1
Sunday

“I‘m just disappointed that we didn't play
well as a group." Lipka said. “I thought there was
too much individual play."

While the Cats" play was not completely to
the satisfaction of their coach. they still took
something from their trek to Minnesota.

"Going on the road for the first time was a
good experience for our ﬁrst-year players." Lipka
said.

With last weekend‘s road trip in the past.
L'K is preparing for an encounter with Utah

The Aggies enter their firstever meeting
with [K 0-2 after two home losses to UNLV and
Iowa.

Despite their slow start. l'tah State has
played their opposition close. The Aggies were
shutout 2-0 by UNLV and fell 2~I to the
Ilaw'keyes. Lipka noted that Utah State is a
capable team with good team speed.

The Cats enter the game 3~1 overall. H) in the
SEC and ranked No. 19 in the nation. after falling
three spots. Still. UK has plenty in its favor
Sophomore Keri Boyce is one of the hottest
players in the SEC and leads the Cats in goals (3).
assists (:5) and points (9).

Boyce. fellow sophomore Elizabeth Ramsey
and junior Annie Gage are providing consistency

and stability in the scoring attack. but the rest of

the cast has shown recently that they can turn
up the scoring. Juniors Aimee Brown. Suzie
Ledzianowski and Kate Qually all scored their
first goals of the season and senior Jen Reese
added her second in the rout of Northwestern.

The [K defense has proved capable. as well.
The unit. anchored by junior Melinda Buemi
hasn't allowed more titan two goals in any game
and has aided junior goalkeeper Beth Wells in
one shutout.

In fact. Buemi. Ramsey and Reese were all
named to the I. niversity of Minnesota

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excellent communication and interpersonal skills are also expected PreVIous
experience in a Manual institution is a plus Successful completion of the CSA
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1) Of Mice and Men -
John Steinbeck

2) The Count of Monte
Cristo — Alexandre
Dumas

3) Catcher in the Rye -
JD. Salinger

4) To ltill a Mockingbird -
Harper Lee

5) A Tale of Two Cities -
Charles Dickens

6) The Godfather - Mario
Puzo

7) 0n the Road - Jack
Keruoac

8) Crime and Punishment -
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

9) The Adventures of
Huckleberry F inn -
Mark Twain

10) All Ouiet on the
Western Front - Erich
Maria Remarque

By Matt Mulcabey.
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Tolls - Ernest
Hemingway

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and the Wardrobe -
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Shakespeare

4) Sorrow in Our Heart -
Allan Eckert

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C.S.Lewis

6) Siddartha — Herman
Hesse

7) I984 - George Orwell

8) The Republic — Plato

9) With the Old Breed -
E.B.Sledge

lO) Timeguake — Kurt
Vonnegut

By Tim Staley,
Scene Editor

1) Catch 22 - Joseph
Heller

2) The Sun Also Rises —
Ernest Hemingway

3) Mother Night — Kurt
Vonnegut

4) A Farewell to Arms -
Ernest Hemingway

5) Siddartha - Herman
Hesse

6) Things Fall Apart -
Chinua Achebe

7) A Lesson Before Dying -
Ernest J. Gaines

8) Lolita - Vladimir
Nabakof

9) Under the Volcano -
Malcom Lowrey

10) As I Lay Dying -
William Faulkner

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F. Scott Fitzgerald

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