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The Kentucky Kernel
UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY
LEXINGTON, KY.t DECEMBER 14, 1923

VOL XIV

DEAN

THDS. COOPER TO

PRESIDE
MEET

AT
IN

ECONOMIC

WASHINGTON

FACULTY MEN TO SPEAK

Professors W. D. Nichols and C.
B. Jesness Are On Program
Preparations are being made by
Dean Thos. Cooper, College of Agriculture, for hi9 trip to Washington, D.
G, where, as national president of the
American Farm Economics Association, he will preside throughout the
entire meeting of that body which
convenes on Decemlber 27 'for a three
days' session. Two others from Dean
Cooper's college, Professors W. D.
Nichols and O. B. Jesnes9, will also
make the trip and appear on the program.
It is a distinct honor for the University to have the president of such
an organization upon its faculty for it
is an organization composed of approximately a thousand members and
numbers its membership with the foremost authorities on Economics, and is
made up of such societies as American
Economics Association, American Statistical Association, American Sociological Society, and the American AsDEAN THOMAS COOPER
sociation for Labor Legislation.
The meeting was held last year in
Chicago at which time Dean Cooper BURNHAM CUTS KITTEN, OPERA 'MARTHA'
MOST
was elected to the presidency for one
year. When inquiry was made als to
PRETENTIOUS OEFERING
his subject for ht9 presidential address SQUAD TOFIFTY-THRE- E
which will be made upon the night of
December 27, information to the effect
flF MUSICJEPARTMENT
that his subject was not yet chosen Yearling Basketball Candidates
Forced to Practice at
would be upon economics.
but
Scores Big Success in Fourth
For his subject, Professor Nichols,
Night
Annual Musical
head of the Department of Farm EcoForced, by lack of court space, to
nomics of the University, appears upon
the second day's program with "Suf- - practice at night, the Yearling basketball squad has been holding it's prac- MARGARET OWENS STAR
( Continued on page 7.)
tice sessions in the men's gym each
night from 6:30 to 9:30. Over seven-firof Art Department
'termers responded to Coach
Contributes to The
U. K. BAND MAKES GOOD "Dutch" Burnham's call, and the large
number of candidates necessitated the
IMPRESSION AT CAPITOL division into teams, in order that a The Music Department of the Uniweeding out process might be started versity scored its fourth annual sucto make possible the picking of the cess in the production of Flotow's opContributes Largely to The Suc- final squad. These quintets have a era, "Martha," at the Lexington Opera
cess of the Inaugural Day
schedule arranged daily for them and House Thursday afternoon and evenParade
it was from the scrimmages that ing, December 6. The production, unBurnham was able to cut the Kitten der the direction of Professor Carl
The U. K. band contributed largely squad down to
e
after the Lampert and his assistants and supinauguration parto the success of the
practice Tuesday night.
ported by a cast of more than fifty of
ade held at Frankfort Tuesday morniAnother cub will be made either
the University's most talented stung- during the inauguration of William
or after the holidays and this dents, was of a much higher characG. Fields as Governor of Kentucky.
slash and1 another soon afterward will ter than any of the three operas formThe band, which was taken to find the 1924 Kitten outfit about down
erly presented by the Department, the
Frankfort to participate in the par- to its right size.
other three having been "Robin
ade at the request of the inaugural
No definite schedule has been ar- Hood," "The Mikado," and "Erminie.
the only official rep- ranged
committee, was
at present for the Green and
Not only is the Music Department
resentative of the University at the White team but negotiations are un
to be congratulated upon its emphatic
inauguration, due to the inability of
der way for contests with Georgetown success, but exceptional credit must be
the cadet regiment to be present.
and Centre Yearling fives and with given those departments which assisttransported to FrankThe band was
the varsity quintets of Eastern Nor- ed in the carrying out of the details of
fort as a unit in special traction cars, mal, Cumberland and Union College.
the production. The Art Department,
and immediately upon arrival it enterThose who survived Burnham's under the supervision of Professor
ed upon its task of providing har- first cut are: Acker, Arnold, Averett, Carol Sax, designed and painted the
mony for the occasion and continued Besuden, Boden,
Bowser, scenery for the four acts. The cosBoyd,
to do so throughout the day.
Blackburn, Brady, Briggs, Brittian, tumes for the chorus were designed by
With little rest the Blue and White Curtis, Dale, Darnaby, Dent, Dbdd, Miss Elizabeth Cromwell and were
hand oi'tshone all other similar organ- Farmer, Farrington, Fuller, Goodwin, made by the students in the Home
izations and excited favorable com- Gorman,
Hohman, Economics Department under the diGross, Harger,
ment from the spectators, many of Hargan, Hendricks, Heriug, Johnson, rection of Miss Mary Sweeney.
whom did not realize that they were Kittrell, Mwrcer, McCann, McClana- Miss Margaret Owens, of Somerset,
privileged to hear what has been
(Continued on page 4)
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termed, "the best band in the south."
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fifty-thre-

TED SHAWN SPEAKS UNDER
AUSPICES ART DEPARTMENT

S. I.C. CHANGES NAME TO

Talked to Large Audience
of the Dance

HEADS FARM ECONOMIC ASSOCIATION

University College Dean is Head
of American Farm
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No. 12

SOUTHERN

on

His-tor- y

Under the auspices of the Art Department of the University, Mr. Ted
Shawn, a former Kentucky man now
with the Denlshawn dancers, spoke
to a large and appreciative audience
at the Phoenix Hotel on Wednesday
Mr. Shawn took as his
afternoon.
subject the "History of the Dance
From Ancient Times to the Present
Day." While interesting and instructive this review prepared a large part
of the audience for a higher appreciation of the program of the Denishawn
dancers at Woodland Auditorium on
Wednesday evening. After the performance Miss St. Dennis, Mr. Shawn
and the Dcnnishawn dancers were
the guests of Mr. Carol M. Sax at
a reception at the Romany Theatre.
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REPORT OF MINSTREL SHOW
WILL BE PUBLISHED SOON
The alumni who presented the
"Blackville Follies" at the Opera
House Thanksgiving night for the benefit ol the University Band, have not
been able to settle their affairs and
y
Circle. As
make a report to the
soon as the report is made, the sum
realized will be published. It is thru
such interest as this on the part of the
alumni that the University Band has
been able to make such a splendid
showing.
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AT

CONFERENCE

WASHINGTON

MEET

S. A. Boles and W. D. Funkhous-e- r

Represent University of
Kentucky

SEWANEE

IS

ADMITTED

and Football Receive
Greatest Amount of

Baseball

The 1923 meeting of the larger
schools of the south, members of the
Southern Intercollegiate
Conference,
held at Washington, D. C, Friday and
Saturday of lastt week, resulted in the
adoption of several amendments relative 'o college athletics, most of which
were in regard to freshman athletics,
according to S. A. Boles, athletic director, and Dr. W. D. Funkhouser,
chairman of the athletic council, who
returned to Lexington Monday afternoon.
The first action of the organization
was the dropping of intercollegiate
from its name and the designation of
Southern: Conference as its title. The
membership was- increased to twenty-tw- o
with the admission of Sewanee.
Applications for membership from
several other southern institutions,
Centre among them, were turned
down by the Committee on Colleges,
which recommended that the number
of schools in the Conference be limitpermanently, and
ed to twenty-twthat in the future should any member
withdraw, an invitaition be sent to the
institution that the Conference desires
as a member.
An amendment limiting the number
oif games to be played by freshman
football teams to five a year, only two
of which may be played away from
home, and extending the migratory
ruling to cover the yearling athletics
as well as the varsity was proposed
and passed. Another amendment set- o

Y.

MTc.TomVECLOSES

WITH $834.50

PLEDGED

Whites Win By Big Margin
Student Fees Will Cover
Shortage
The meeting of the Students' Friendship Council Tuesday evening, Dec.
11, closed the annual funding drive'
of the Y. M. C. A. total subscription
of $834.50 was reported. The Whites
won by a margin of $224.50, having
gotten a subscription of $529.50 whereas the Blues obtained only $305. The
goal was $1,300 which leaves a balance
of $465.50, however the student fees
will amount to about $425, leaving an
approximate shortage of only $40.
Volunteer subscriptions are expected
to' absorb this small amount during
the year.
The Friendship Council is to be
commended for its successful work
and those students who backed it up
are to be
with their contributions
lauded for their loya'lty to the Association and the University as a whole.
The campaign wa9 very satisfactory.
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CROSS COUNTRY SEXTET
UNDEFEATED

THIS FALL

Hall and Gorman Finish First.
And Second in All
Meets

The University of Kentucky cross
country team has just completed one
of its most successful seasons. It
won every event by a large margin
with Hall and Gorman finishing first
and second in each event. The Blue
and White defeated the University of
Cincinnati and the University of LouNOTICE!
isville and also won the State meet
and the Y. M. H. A. meet a LouisNcxt Monday night, at 7:30 o'clock, ville.
MoHcnry Rhoads will address memRay Hall has developed into one of
bers of the Education Club upon his
the best runners in the south. He won
policies for the next four years as
every race that he entered this fall and
superintendent of public instruct'on.
in the state meet set a new mark for
The 'jtiblic is invited to attend this
the runners of he future to strive for.
mating, which will be held on the
Hall is a natural born runne with
third floor of the Education Building. great
endurance and strength to oirry
K
liim on. Mucli is expected of him in
the distance runs in the spring track
Kentuckian subscription conseason
Captain Gorman ,star of !at .car's
test started Saturday, December
team, had a great deal of trouble get- 8.
Buy yours now.
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LOST LIST

Along with his alumni dues this
week, comes change of address for
concerning the Keith Frazcc Adamson, Major OrdAny information
persons whose names appear on this nance Department, U. S. A. He is now
list will be appreciated in the Alumni located at Camp Bragg, N. C.
office. As the Directory copy is now
being checked for the printer this in'07
formation is needed at the earliest posArthur Liston Donan, mine supersible moment.
intendent with the Providence Mining
Class of '15 Esther Mac Bailey, Company, has been with the company
Jcncttc Torrcncc Bell, Logan Bcntlcy for several years. During the World
Caywood, William Patrick Crawley, War he was in the service of his counJr., David Dallas Donohoo, Elizabeth try. Since his return to civilian life
Pierce lie has been constantly on the active
Eldridgc, Zcchariah
Fcam
Hays, John
Hamilton, Mclvin
list of the Alumni Association.
Ligon, Archie Xavier Pfcffcr,
Douglas Enibry, ex-- , formerly of
Rice,
Thomas Paris, is now located at Hammond,
Gustavus Adolphus
Mart
Robinson, Clarence Barbour Ind.
Shoemaker, Newell Pembcrton Smith,
Arthur Eugene Wegcrt.
'08
Class of '10 Ralph Emerson
Frank H. Graham, telephone engiNorberto Dcvcra, Sue Hunt Frost, neer with the Development Branch of
c
Logan Noursc Green, Mrs. Bessie
the Western Electric Company, asks
Judd, Charles Frank Ktinili, George that his residence address be changed
Page Ncagle, Homer Lloyd Rcid, to 605 West 156th Street, New York
Dudley H. Starns, Orvillc Robert City.
Willett.
10
Class of '17 'Carrie Frances Blair,
Frank Moore Crum, Benjamin Frank"You will find enclosed my check
Kindly
lin Foster,
Jesse Forrest Gregory, covering alumni dues
Ronald Hutchison, James William send my Kernel to 14 Ralph Place,
S.
Lauren
N.
Norris, Floyd Wcllman Potts, Burton Morristown,
J."
'
F. Williams.
O'Roark. Mr. Roark is head of the
of the
department
Class of '18 George Clifton Brad- general service
ley, Ernest Berry Fleming, Henry J. Western Electric Company at 463 W.
Kolbe, Sara Winn McConnell, Minnie Street, New York City.
NeVille, Todor Nicholoff.
'12
Class of '19 Ruby Karl Diamond,
Thomas Lowe, better known
Mose Smith,
James
William Whitfield Elliott,
as "Jimmy Lowe," is in charge of
Carl Albert Timmer.
Class of '20 Commodore Bascom general contract sales of the Western
1414, 195
Fisher, Herbert Proctor Haley, Ruth Electric Company, Room
livPhyllis Hoag, William Hugh McCord, Broadway, New York City. His
Mt.
Joseph Stuart Misrach, John Caleb ing and mailing address is 312
N. J.
Morris Dean Slagle, Petrus F. van der Prospect Avenue, Newark,
Vilcofoky, William
Watt, Morris
13
Yourish.
Roscoe C. Preston, who received his
Class of '21 Reginald Ernest
1913 and LI. B. in 1914,
Mervin Kohn Eblen, Gustave B. A. degree in
Eugene Sheridan Per- is a successful lawyer at Williamson,
Berry Foster,
West Virginia. Mr. Preston pract'eed
ry.
law at Catlettsftntrg, Ky., from the
'22 Eugene Louis Dwyer,
Class of
time he graduated until the summc of
James Newman Faulconer, Lafayette 1921 when he became a member of the
Brown Herring.
firm of Damron and Preston, conducting the largest law practice of that
section of Wesit Virginia. He married
Miss Jane Gaines, April 26, 1915. They
have two children, Roscoe Preston,
r., and Robert, aged seven and five
years, respectively.

Alumni Notes
Editor Alumni Secretary
s

list was immediately compiled
uid mailed to him. It contained the
names of fifteen alumni of the University, some of them men who were
very prominent on the campus. As
,ive is the number required to organic a Kentucky Club there seems to
be no reason why the fifteen alumni
;n Atlanta should not organize and
have a very good club.
It is the intention of M'. Hall to look up some
of the older members and sec if he
can interest them in the work of organizing the club this winter. While
campus Mr .Hall showed
on the
considerable ability along the lines
of organization and there is no doubt
but that he will be able to get togcth-;- r
a real club.
In his letter written soon after the
game with Georgia Tech, he said:
certainly made a
"The Wildcats
creditable showing here in the Kentucky-Tech
game. The local sport
writers, recognizing that, went a little farther than the Centre College
Cento by giving the Cats the credit
which they rightfully deserve. The
band also covered itself with glory
and was called by a band leader here,
who is in a position to know, the best
college band in the
and snappiest
The

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CALENDAR
Buffalo, Dec. IS. (Third Satur- day Regular) luncheon at 12.30
p. in., Ellicott Club.
Chicago, Dec. 17. (Third Mon- day Regular) luncheon at 12:30
p. m., Marshal Field's Restaurant,
Men's Grill.
Detroit, Dec. 29. (Last Sat- urday Regular) dinner, Dixieland
New York, Jan. 8, 1924. (Sec- Regular-- luncheon
ond Tuesday
Savarin, 120
12:30 p. m., Cafe
Broadway.
Inn.
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LEGISLATIVE HELP PROMISED

During the second week in November the alumni secretary sent out a
number of letters to citizens in different counties of the state enclosing
a list of the things the University
needs most at the present time and an
estimate cost of each. The list is
probably, the same one that will be
presented to the legislature in January and makes but moderate re- quests when the actual needs of the SQUtn
university ana uie apyiuii"
other state universities receive are
BUFFALO CLUB MEETS
considered.
There has been a quick and encouraging response to the letters from
The Alumni office received last
Acek an interesting letter from Chara good many prominent and influential men. In practically every case ley Graham '23, in which he described
the writers of the letters expressed the last meeting of the Buffalo Club.
their friendship for the University and TImc mootinn wa e rnllprl "Ladies
stated that they were in favor of ad- - Uay an about 20 members of the
ditional appropriations to meet the ,
brought their lady friends to the
demands of the increasing enrollment nlCetiiiE, which was held in the new
of students.
:ome of the Buffalo Athletic Club.
One of the first letters came from
The meeting was presided over by
of the
Arch L. Hamilton, who was elected Luke Milward,
state senator from Fayette county, the :lub, in the absence of Phil Blumen-th27th senatorial district, at the Nov'09, president. After the luncheon
In his letter Mr. he party made a tour of inspection of
ember election.
Hamilton said:
the new quarters of the Buffalo Ath"Needless for me to say that I am letic Club and found them very satisthorjughly in favor of any appropria- factory, according to the letter.
tions we can get for the University
The letter also reported that a few
in addition to our 1 4 cents tax. I minutes after lunch were devoted to
with the a pep rally giving the University of
will be pleased to
authorities of the University in the Kentucky songs and yells a chance
Plans1 are
future as in the past and trust we o be heard by the gues-tswill be successful in getting an infor the net
already in progress
crease if not the entire amount."
eeting of the club.
It would naturally be expected that
a Fayette county man would be a REPORT UNSOUND, SAYS HEAD
However,
friend to the University.
here is a statement from a man in
Vumnus Reported Deceased Denies
Bowling Green, a town that is priThat He Has Ever Been That Way
marily interested in its own instituKentucky State
tion, the Western
Normal. This man says:
"The report of my death is greatly
"I cannot imagine a legislature of exaggerated," wrote Mack Twain to
being unfriendly to the the newspaper which published his
Kentucky
University."
obituary "a little too previous." The
A letter was received from Judge ?a.ne thing was true of one of Old
Clem S. Nunn, formerly a justice of S.ate's alumni lately
Early in Aug- the Court of Appeals and later state
senator. Judge Nunn declared him- - john paui Head, '20, containing a
self on the side of the University by .hcck to pay h s aUmrni dues and a
saying ot the list enclosed in ine lei
cf nnvment on a subscription to the
l snail be giaa to Qreatcr Ken'tucky campaign
ter he received:
The
in every possible way to- - .i2Uer part of tl,js nlont, the check
ward the carrying out of this pro- was rcturneci marked "deceased." The
gram."
, 0ff ict:
then sent a letter to his former
Almost every mail brings an addi- employers asking them to veryify the
tion to the pile of letters of this na- , report.
ture to the Alumni office, from men
On December 6 a letter was receivpromising to aid the ed from Mr. Head, who many of the
of influence,
Univcrs'ty dur'ng the co .lins session former students may remember as
of the legislature.
In his letter
'.'ohn, the Hypnot'st."
this unusual reMr. Head made
ATLANTA MAY HAVE CLUB
quest:
"I beseech you not to put nie down
B. Hall, '22, Secures List With us 'deceased,' for I am not, honestly
I'm not, and I have nsver been as
Hope of Organ'z'ng Them
'ar back as I can remember."
Of course there is great rejoicing
The Alumni office has recently been
in communication with L. B. Hall, among the alumni to know that John
peo
'23, who is now ass's. ant Y. M. C. A. 's still goiiH? about hypnotizing
mirnHrv nt fienwla Tech. regarding ple. Many of the old students may
the organization of a Kentucky Club recall a show he put on in chapel one
;
Night" when he called a
r
fin.
, "Amateur
01 UIC MIUNIIM ... Atlnnti
.. ..i...: w tiii
:t
lin. n ti c;icr niifi made him do
i
ms leuer ivir. iuu
in
spell
was such a club in existence and if some wonderful things under the
.
n( ... mrimo
r..,,ilite
.
n:
u
...e..
ine
ui .w n were ,i. umtcrs. ii hum uuu- At the iirescut time Mr. Head is as- .,n nrc ligation of
the University of Kentucky alumni istant chemist at the State LaboraMr. Hall wrote and asked for a ory of Hygiene, Concord, N. H.
there,
Tailing address 3 Cambridge St.
list of the alumni in and near Atlanta.

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The marriage of Hart Perry exand Miss Helen Woodward was solemnized November 28, in Louisville.
Mr. Perry was a student in the Agri
cultural College, University of Kentucky, and afterwards graduated from
the Louisville School of Pharmacy.
He is a member of the firm of H. L.
Perry & Son, Richmond, Ky., and
was one of the first to enlist in the
navy when the U. S. entered the
World War. Mrs. Perry was assist'
ant registrar in E. K. State Normal.
They will make their home in Richmond.

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Richard J. Colbert ex- - is practicing
law with offices in the County Court
House, Lexington, Ky. lie is an
member of the Alumni Association and a loyal supporter of the Alma
Mater. He married Miss Kathryn F.
Ireacy, September 21, 1916. They
have a son, five years of age, Richard
J. Colbert, Jr.

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Lee McGain and Miss Catherine Spalding, of Bardstown, were mar
ried quietly in Louisville, November
28. They have returned from a short
wedding trip and arc living at the Lafayette Hotel, Lexington, Ky. Mr.
McClain is state representative of the
Allyn and Bacon Company and his
headquarters will be at Lexington for
the present.
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The wedding of Elmer B. Allen
Miss Mabel Sinclair, was solemnized in Lexington, Sunday, November
25. They left for a short wedding
trip and will go to housekeeping in
Georgetown, Ky., as soon as they return. Mr Allen was formerly a student in the College of Engineering
and is assistant superintendent of 'the
Georgetown Water Company.

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"Here is a mere donation to the big
fund. Wish it could be bigger but
we lieutenants have our limitations.
Hope she goes over big and that the
enterprise is a success in every way."
Charles R. Smith, 1st. Lieut. Inf., U.
S. A., R. O. T. C. duty, University of
Akron. Lieut. Smith married Miss'
Bernicc Arbcnz, March 31, 1920. They
have a little daughter, Margery Arbcnz Smiith, born December 2, 1922.
1'he family res dc at 264 West Market street, Akron, Ohio.

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burn was formerly Miss Catherine
Brown Cox, of Houston.
Lena M. Phillips, executive secretary of the National Federation of
Professional and Business Women's
Clubs, New York City, asks that the
Kernel be sent to her home address,
26 East 35th street.

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William Snyder Wobb, head of thi
Department of Physics, University of
Kentucky, received his B. S. degree in
'01 and his M S. in '02. He has been
connected with the University practically ever since graduat'ng except
for the period of the World War when
;e served as a captain in thv artillery,
U. S Army. As an active alumnus and.
devo.cd supporter of his Alnn Ma.er
he is always busy He is chiirnnu 01
the Student Loan Fund and tiirou h
.is personal efforts has done much to
increase this fund. He is a member oi
the Greater Kentucky Campaign Executive Committee and chairman of the
clean-icampaign, giving the months
of July and August to that work. Dur-n- g
that time he conducted the Summer
School drive on the campus as he had
nreviously conducted the campus drive
in April. In November he wai at the
head of the freshman drive for $40,000,
an effort to get the basketball build. ng
dedicated to the class of '27, which
will be carried back to the counties the
various freshmen represent Professor
Webb is also the first President of the
Kentucky Reserve Officers Associa
tion, and is a member of the Kiwanis
Club ar.d chairman of the Education
rnmniitti
Mrs. "Webb is also a
graduate of the University, formerly
AIIpimi
M,Uc ........ T.nrv '01. Thev have two
children. Win. Lary Webb, aged elev
en years and Jane Alleen, seven. The
residence is 363 Transylvania Park,
Lexington, Ky.

A circular letter sent out in the early fall said1 "Do you know the student here today looks to 'the alumni'
about as the small boy does to Santa
Claus?" Quoting from a reply received recently: "It is about time to teach
the student not to look so much for
Santa Claus but that he soon must be
Santa Claus.
It will be better for
him." James H. Taylor, Blue Valley
Creamery Company, 2722 Pine Street,
St. Louis, Mo. This is good advice
but it is only fair to the student body
to say that they have un- of 1923-2- 4
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A "babygram" received in the Alum
ni office this week announces th earriv- al of Edw. A. Blackburn, Jr., at the
home of Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Black
burn, 1509 Indiana Avenue, November
Mr.
1923,
28,
Houston, Texas.
Blackburn is district sales manager for

the Delco Light Products Company.
807 Franklin Avenue.
Mrs. Black

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NOTICE TO LAW ALUMNI
Sufficient money for final payment on the Dean Lafferty portrait for the College of Law has
not yet been subscribed. Checks
may be sent to W. S. Hamilton,
'07, 707 Marion E- Taylor Bldg.,
Louisville, Ky.
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Dues and The Kernel
One Year

$2.00
ALUMNI ASSOCIATION,
University of Kentucky,
Lexington.

Carrier Engineering Corporation
750

Frelinghuysen Avenue,
Newark, N. J.

Boston, Buffalo, Chicago, New York, Philadelphia

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MANUFACTURERS OF WEATHER

to make "Every day a good day"
with the help of the following Kcntuckiani:
Lyle. '9S
Lyle, '00
L. L. Lewis, '07
M. S. Smith, 'OS
R. L.Joaes, '12
J. R. DtmcM, '12
K. It TaUaferre, '13

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I. E. Bolliag, 'IS
H. Worsham, 'IS
R. Waterfill, '20
J. H. Bailey, '20

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N. O. Btk. '22
A. P. Ikaaklta, '2 J

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RENT A CAR
BETWIXT US

FRATERNITY

MEN

(Continued from page two.)

DISCUSS ABOLISHMENT

doubtcdly proven themselves a good
Santa Claus already.
Announcement is made of the mar- OF SOCIAL FRATERNITIES
riage of Miss Margaret Anne Keller
ex- - to Mr. John Milton Wells, November 28, at Carlisle, Ky. Mr. Wells Appointment of Committee of
Five to Draw Up Petition to
is a young business man of Carlisle
Senate
and they will make their home there
in future.

PORTER IS CHAIRMAN

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"Enclosed find two money orders
one for dues and the Kernel, the other
a small contribution for the campaign
fund. Please see that the Kernel is
sent to me at once." Bcrnice
Dietitian, Buffalo City Hospital,
462 Grider Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Lucile Rice, a visitor during the
Thanksgiving holiday, is teaching in
the high school at Butler, Ky.

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T. H. Hagan asks that his address
be changed to Rush, Ky. He is still
with the American Rolling Mill Co.,
and has just been transferred from
Hurley, New Mexico.
Vene C. Rogers visited his family
Thanksgiving
in Frankfort for the
holidays.
From there he went to
Memphis, Tenn., where he will be in
the office of the Armstrong Cork and
Insulation Company, having just been
transferred from their Pittsburgh office.

"I watch with interest the news on
the campus, especially athletic, that I
get through the Kernel, and would
liketobefoackatoktU K." A. Virgil
McRee, Jr., principal of the high
school, Sharpies, W. Va.
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The marriage of Miss Martha Mitchell Matthews ex- - to Joseph Waller,
was solemnized December 1, in Lexington'.
The groom holds a position
with the Henry Clay Fire Insurance
Company. After a short wedding trip
they will be at home at 137 East Second Street, Lexington, Ky.
K

STUDENT CONFERENCE HELD
AT GEORGETOWN COLLEGE
U. of K.

Well Represented
Brown Honored

J.

R.

The State Student Conference at
Georgetown College came to a successful close Sunday night after a
three days' session. The attendance
was unusually good, there toeing 92
students and SO faculty members from
the six colleges in the state, besides
those of Georgetown College and citi-- 1
zens. There were eight student delegates and seven faculty members from
the University of Kentucky. J. R.
Brown, a local delegate, was made
president of the conference.
An excellent program was rendered
and much of the work that had been '
planned was successfully done. Dr.
John C. Achcson, of the Kentucky
Women's College, opened the conference Friday night and sounded the'
keynote of the meeting. The closing
address was made, by Dr. A. W. Taylor, of Desciple's Board, Indianapolis,
Intl., who used for his sulbject "The
Golden Rule" and in his talk made a
discussion of the industrial problems
of today.

All students
who wish
Kentuckians in the subscription
contest, call at the Kcutuckian
office, Kiiday afternoon at 3:30.
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Many Students Speak at Big Mass
Meeting Held Wednesday
A meeting which was open to all of
the
men and women of
the University was held Wednesday
evening in chapel at 7 o'clock, to as-

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There was a young flapper named
I'ightcm,
Love letters gosh, how she could
write 'cm.
All her letters were quite wild,
But the girl was quite mild
And whe nthc boys tried to kiss her,
SHE'D BITE 'EM.
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especially when if offered so much
We observe (reading Y. and Y. W.
criticism of "Squirrel Food" last year. Notes in last week's Kernel) that the
Dean of Women at Hamilton Collgce
is Mrs. Harem. What a "wonderful"
Frivolity
error that reporter made.
Tis Friday night and all is gay;
What care we for the coming day?
With laughter and dancing
Sounds Reasonable.
A critic of our churches says that
And music entrancing,
they arc "dominated by a lot of old
We drive dull care away.
hens." Docs he refer to the lay memSome has meat but canna eat,
'Tis Saturday morn, and we lie in bed; bers? Nashville Southern LumberAnd some could eat that want it;
Our body is feeble, our brain is dead; man.
But we hae meat and we can eat,
And then comes a shock
And so the Lord be thankit.
As we see by the clock,
Almost Dishonest of Him.
Burns.
Burglar (surprised by householder)
That the timd for our Saturday's class
"Well, if that ain't the limit What
has fled.
d'ycr mean by writing on your door
Ohio State Lnutcru.
5050
'Out of Town Till Monday'?" LonDo "Doc9 she sharpen her pencil
We are told that a dog fills an empty don Mail.
with your razor?"
K
Dab "Yes, but I clean my pipe place in a man's life. This is especially
true of a "hot dog." The Purdue
Efficiency expert to central 'Would
with her hairpins."
you mind if I gave you the number all
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five times at once?' Life.

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certain whether or not this large group

Breathes there a man with soul so
dead,
Who never to himself hath said:
University should organize under the
"To hell with college,
direction of C. M. C. Porter, recently
I'm going to bed."
elected president of the "Greater UniThe Purdue Exponent.
,.
Movement,"
versity of Kentucky
"f
.
which was promulgated by a group of
Powerful Remedy
students! who seek the betterment of
Coue thinks that many illProfessor
the University, financially, athleticalnesses can be cured by suggestion of
ly, and scholastically.
,
the doctor's fee often has the desired
Porter called the meeting to order effect. London Punch.
he
and made a short talk in which
said, "fraternities create a poor school
"Doesn't that mule ever kick you?"
spirit," and that some steps should be
"No, suh, he ain't yet; but he freto sacrifice personal gain for the
made
quently kicks the place where I resake of the University, and suggested
cently wa9."
that everyone in the house make
T
The Easterner.
known his or her personal opinion of
;j
the subject.
Who'll be the first dealer to adverThis address was followed by short
tise: "Get an automobile or an autospeechs from many of the students
mobile will get you?" Greenville (S.
attended.and out of their speeches
who
C.) Piedmont.
the assembly
a motion was put before
to appoint a committee of five, two of
Speaking of the above error: Who
whom were to be girls and the remainwould have thought that the Y. W.
men to draw up and circulate a
der
would have made such a blunder
petition which would have written into
it the view that the fraternities should
be abolished from the campus. The
motion also carried the clause that
should this petition carry the name of
"There is no portrait so
a majority of signers from the student
completely satisfactory as
body it should be presented