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To Plan Program
To plan the celebration of the
University's seventy-fift- h
anniversary next year, a committee of fifteen men was appointed by Governor Keen Johnson Tuesday.
The govenor asked, in his letters
to appointees, that a prot.m for
the formal inauguration of President Herman L. Donovan also be
arranged, adding. "You will probably conclude that the inauguration
should be the central theme of the
celebration."
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membership to provide funds for the celewas begun by the executive
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President H. L. Donovan announced Thursday the appointment
of William S. Ward, instructor in
English, Dr. L. J. Horlacher, College of Agriculture and M'ss Margaret Lester, director of women's
residence halls, to the Social committee of the Student Government
Association.
Theie appointments followrd
closely those of Dr. H. H. Downin?
and Dr. C. C. Carpenter to the Finance committee.
Other appointments are expected
to be completed this week, according to Russell Patterson, president
of the Student Government Association. This includes the appointment of two faculty members to the
Student Loan Commission. The activity of the SGA had been
delayed until the completion of the
membership of the committees.
FIRST MEETING
Tuesday night Patterson called
the first meeting of the Legislatur"
at which routine business wai

Members to be elected will be one
woman student chosen by and from
the orgahieed houses, one woman
student chosen by and from women residing in Lexington, one student chosen by and from the men's
committee tof the sequicentennial
rccming houses, one student chosen
commission. H. I. Miranda. Lou's-vill- e.
by and from the men's residence
was named to lead the drive.
halls, and one chosen by and from
Membership certificates probably
men residing in Lexington.
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will sell for one dollar each, which
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The election of a representative
will include a button, it was anfrom the men's residence halls will
nounced by Sameul M. Wilson. LexIK WILL START 'EM FLYING!
be conducted in the middle hall of
ington, chairman of the commisGOV. KEEN JOHNSON
University will enroll njjliunil.i fur the Army Air the Kinkaid dorm.
Tliiniigli tin- - military drfmrtmntl ifirr.
sion.
1" inen on I'K's sev
flying shown above.
ntnri
The election of a man from men's
Those named on the committee Corjis; Inel'iiring them for the training which includes the night formation
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(including
rooming houses
were:
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ternities) and the election of one
Dean Thomas Cooper: chairman;
residing in Lexington
from students
R. C. Stoll and R. P. Hobson, memwill be held in Room 205 of the
bers of the board of trustees; Dean
MARGARET BLACKERBY
Union building.
J. H. Graham of the college of ene
The election of a representative
gineering;
Miss Marguerite
Whs named new House
Mcfrom women's rooming houses (inLaughlin and Prof.' E. F. Farquar
chairman by the I'nion
cluding sororities
and one from
transacted.
of the college of arts and sciences.
women residing In Lexington will board.
.
Members f the legislature who
Dr. Statit Erikson. college of agriwere absent from the nwting were
be held in Room 206 of the Union.
culture and home economics; Profs.
Arthur S. Collins. A S
Frank Murray, college of law; M.
Joe A. Gayle, Art.
E. Ligon. college of education; R.
Elizabeth Wkirinton. A(r.
D. Mclntyre. college of commerce;
Stanley C. Penna. En
Professor Emeritus E. L. Gillis, Mrs.
Orville C. Leach, elec'ed Oridu..:
Sarah B. Holmes, dean of women's
oflice; Dr. Leo M. Chamberlain,
registered under the Selective Ser- - completion are three hours each in
school representative. uiforT"-rregistrar's office; Lee McCla- and
President Patterson in le't-- r
vice act who are accepted in the algebra, plane trigonometry,
alumni association, and E. G. Sul-zthat he has accepted u scholAviation Unit may also be deferred U. S. history; eight hours of chem- arship to Boston university. The
publicity office.
as the Flying Cadet training will istry and physics; 12 hours in lan- A reorganization
of the Kentuc-kls- n
.legislature will fill this vacancy bv
guage; six hours in general history;
receive precedence.
staff, naming Miriam Krayer,
selecting one of five students with
T,m.rriri 2 hours in arithmetic; and four
present Kentuckian business man..f k
Ann.nf
a standing of 15 or over nominated
The University will assist the ar,d between the ages of 20 and 26 hours ln English grammar and
ager, as editor, will be suggested at
by the dean of the Graduate School.
Army Air Corps in enrolling quali- - inclusive, pass physical examina- - composition.
a meeting of the Student Board of
STI DENT LOAN BILL
college
Completion of a one-yefied students for Flying Cadet tions by the Examining
Board.
Monday, it was anPublications
No action was taken on the stutraining by receiving applications present birth certificate and three course ln elther analytic geometry
nounced by Jim Johnson, present
dent loan bill. However. Patterson
Margaret Blackerby. Lexington. stated that he bad been assured of
and sponsoring mental ana pnysicai letters of recommendation, and ei- - or calculus will exempt a candieditor, vesterday afternoon.
wa elected chairman of the Union administration approval of the act.
date from examination in all four
examinations through the military ther take a mental examination or
The University will be represented
Johnson, commerce senior from
mathematics courses.
This committee will begin work
at the Central Kentucky Educa- building's House committee at a
science department it was said by meet educational requirements.
Clinton, told The Kernel he was
meeting
EXEMPTION
Dr. H. L. Donovan.
tion association's
twelfth annual Tuesday of the Student Union board as soon as the faculty members are
resigning subject to the action of
must be taken in
Examinations
night.
appointed by President Donovan.
In cases where a candidate is meeting in Richmond. Ky, today
and supporting EngUsn comp08ition and grammar.
All applications
the publications .board..
She succeeds June Mehne. elected
exempt from six subjects with a by nine faculty members.
Son la Berkowitz was appointed
papers win oe iiuiiuira uuuugu
Other staff changes which will be
by student ballot last spring. Miss clerk
TgTbra to
office of Col. Howard Donnelly, head
?
President H. L. Donovan, Mr. J. Mehne did not enroll in the Uni- son. of the Legislature by Patterrecommended include the naming
and
required
take the examination P. Truitt, Mr. H. P. Guy. Mr. Law- versity
of the department. A traveling Doara. c,ude puadratics
of George Nollau as business manoptional sub-- on
this semester.
Patterson urged that all campus
the seventh subject. Therefore,
Flight Surgeons is scheduled to jects may
ager and Eloise Palmore. managing
Tne new House committee chair organisations planning to submit
seIected among United the applicant who is exempt from rence Yates, Mrs. May K. Duncan,
repun, ncrc m-W. E. Clark. Dr. A. B. Crawford. man is one of the two senior womMr.
editor. The chances are suggested
petitions to the SGA for funds turn
Based on their high standard of
states history, general history,
a week to give the reduired mentary physicSi inorganic chemis- - six subjects may be certified with- Dr. J. D. Williams, and Dr. Seay en on the board. A psychology de them in to George Nollau. treasurer
br a committee headed bv Dr. Niel excellence in all military science
out examination:
partment major, she is chairman of of the finance committee, immewill be present.
Plummer. Director of Student Pub subjects during the school year 1940-4- physical examinations.
try, and any modern language ex- All students who believe they have
Those who complete the
cep't English';
President Donovan is a member the University chapter of Bundles diately. This is necessary so
lications.
the following cadets were desigthe necessary qualifications to join of the board of directors of the for Britain. Applications for posi- the budget may be completed thii
on
ACTING STAFF
nated by Colonel Howard Donnelly course win oe given inmiuiiiitwj
COLLEGE COMPLETION
this unit should inquire at ROTC Kentucky
the United
as second lieutenants
association. tions on the Union board's com- schedule.
Education
His committee, appointed at Wed- as honor students yesterday.
who show success- - headquarters without delay, Col. Mr. Truitt is the chairman of the mittees will be received until 6 p.m.
Applicants
Groups planning dances are to
reserve on active
nesday's meeting of the publications
Second year advanced course: L. States Air Corps
of sub- - Donnelly said.
ful college completion
$245.
conference of agriculture teachers. Monday at the Union information notify Joe Gayle. chairman of the
board, was instructed to suggest an Allen. J. J. Archadeacon, J. A. Gayle, duty. Monthly salary is
desk or in the post office in McVey social committee, to enable him to
may be excused
A large chart at ROTC headquarjects required
TRAINING DEFERRED
Mr. Guy is the president of the hall.
acting staff for the campus year A. W. Lee, W. D. Maxedon. R.
complete the social calendar.
Flieible students after qualifying from examinations in these subjects ters shows the enrollment in the N.E.A. department of business eduPlaga, J. Potts, A. J. Spare, C. P.
book.
Application blanks for the Union
mentally and physically, may have and given credit for a grade of 80 University Aviation Unit. This Unit. cation.
committee selection will be found
Members of the committee are Taylor. R. R. Taylor.
- wnen completely lormea. win le-tuntil percent in eacn. Tne minimum numMr. Yates, instructor of English, elsewhere in today's Kernel.
First year advanced course: "W. this call to training deferred Those ber of college semester hours for tain its unity throughout training.
Frank D Peterson, comptroller;
end of the school year.
Mrs. Duncan, of the College of EduAction will be taken against stuWillis Tucker, professor of journal- L. Blythe. M. E. Mitchell. J. Kerr.
cation, and Mr. Clark, instructor dents smoking in the Bluegrass
ism; Robert Ammons, Kernel edi- L. P. Witt. J. T. Jackson, J. P.
s.
of English, will serve on the panel room or playing cards in the grill,
L. B. Van Hoy, W. A. Wilson,
tor: Marv Olive Davis, women's
Miss Ann Morrow, new YWCA
in the conference of English teach it was announced by Bill Penick,
of the Student Gov- and W. L. Blanton.
secretary, will lead a discussion on
ers. Dr. crawrord win give a taut president of the Union board.
ernment Association: and Stanley
Second year basic course: C. E.
"Does College Interfere With a
on "Latest Trends on Music Educaof the Barnes, S. T. Botts, K. L. Bruce.
Penna. men's
Student's Religion?" at 7 p.m.. Suntion" to the Conference of music
Student Government Association W. C. Caywood, E. A. Cheek, C.
day for the Westerminister Fellowteachers.
and chairman of the board.
Clement. I. E. Dudley, H. C. Freer,
ship group of the Maxwell Street
Dr. J. D. Williams, director of
The Student Board of Publica- C. Goodykoontz, J. B. Osborn, J. H.
Presbyterian church.
University training school, will speak
Lamp and Cross will meet in Room
tions mill meet Monday afternoon Satterfield. E. B. Francis. F. O.
Supper will be served at 6:30 pro.
to the conferenre of superintendents 205, Union building, at 5 p.m.. Monin Room 53. McVey hall, to act on Rowe, R. S Webb. G. W Million.
on the "Evaluative Criteria for Sec day, instead of the previously an Following the discussion, there will
recommendations of the com- M. D. Phelps. W. W. Slaughter, and
the
be an informal meeting in the
ondary Schools."
nounced date. Arthur Sanders, presi- mittee.
F. E. Warren.
Dr. Seay, director of the Bureau of dent pro tern, urges that all mem- - church parlor,
These cadets are authorized to
STAFF TRYOCTS
School service ln the Education bers be present as several matters
Students interested in working on wear, during the school year 1941-4- 2
College, will speak to the section of importance will be taken up
the Kentuckian staff are asked to only, a silver star over the left
of SuKy will be a downtown parade on rural schools on "Projects of in the meeting.
meet at 3 p.m. today in Room 54. breast of the uniform coat
for Rural
Education
which will take place immediately
MrVey hall.
Teachers."
following the program.
Recommended to succeed John- i
imam Vra?f ic CMratra tf
Judging of sorority and fraternity
trtn
Alpha Zeta. honor agriculture
homecoming decorations, the fea- Mortar Board To Meet
Friday night
FanhcIIenic council and a member InSDCCtlOn TOUf
Thomas R. Underwood, editor
A big week-en- d
is in store for
Mortar Board will hold its first fraternity, will entertain all fresh- ture event of Saturday morning,
Pep Rally Stoll field. Jackie
of Zeta Tau Alpha, social sorority.
of the Lexington Herald, will
A tour of all University
living University Alumni Friday and Satmeeting of the year at 4 p.m. today man men. faculty, and staff mem- Thrmpson first coach of UK. will precede the "K" Men LunchShe is from St. Petersburg. Fla.
address the journalism freshunits for women will be made MonLeader.
eon" for all K men and coaches at in Room 204 of the Student Union bes with a smoker at 7:30 p.m. Monmen at 10 a.m. Monday, in
day by Dr. Herman Lee Donovan, urday, when the Golden Jubilee of
Saturday
building, to discuss plans for the day in the Stock Judging pavilion.
11:30 a.m. at the Lafayette hotel.
Room 211. McVey hall. Hs
president; Dr. Henry Hill, dean; UK football will be celebrated at
LaanA short program will be followed
Alumni headquarters
subject will be "Freedom of the
Invitations have been issued to more year, Mary Garner president,
Dr. Frank Peterson, comptroller; the homecoming game between the
fayette hotel.
bv an informal discussion.
Press."
than 300 former letter men of the nounced yesterday.
John Russell. Hopkinsville. Ky., and Sarah B. Holmes, dean of wo- Wildcats and Vanderbilt. Former
Registration of Alumni in lobUniversity, Shively announced. Dr.
1940 metlurEical engineering gradmen.
bies of Lafayette and Phoenix
E. Cronley Elliott, president of the
men, and all Univeruate Iihs returned this year, after
hotels.
Dean Holmes, who will conduct coaches and K
Alumni Association, is in charge
one years employment at the Wright the tour, explained that its purpose sity men. graduates and
11:30 a m
Luncheon honorof arrangements. Lexington "K"
ing all "K" men and former
aeronautical plant, to begin work is to acquaint the new University ad who are now in military service, will
men will act as hosts to the former
Coaches Lafayette Hotel.
on his master's drgree.
ministration with the various resi- - be honored in a special program.
coaches and lettermen.
1 :45 p.m.
Program in honor
Marking the fiftieth year of footdences for women.
of all UK men in military servThe cooperative houses will be ball on the campus, a program honGAME DEDICATION
ice
Stoll field
i visited
first, followed by the soror- - oring the University Alumni has been
Dedicated to University men now
p.m.
vs.
2:00
Vanderbilt
Dr. Lillian Storms of the Gerber," houses and the residence halls. planned by the Alumni Association
in military service the
Kentucky
Homecoming game
Products company spoke to a group Mrs- Donovan, Mrs. Hill, and Mrs. and SuKy.
sical education department; Robrt
KNOWLEDGE STRESSED
football game on Stoll field will
Stoll field.
The celebration will open with a
of home economics students yester- - Peterson will join the group for
The entire program will stress OTre. Lexington attorney: Billv
4:30 p.m. President and Mrs.
be preceded by a short talk in honor
dav mormne on "Home Economics dinner in the residence hall dining pep rally from 8 to 10 p.m. in the
knowledge for its own sakp. and Black, member of the fooall team:
Donovan receiving alumni, stuof these men by President H. L.
room
Women in Business."
Alumni gym when the former UK
each leader will place emphasis on and Johnnie Clark, president oJ
dents and friends at Maxwell
Donovan. The services will be broad"better living through more learn- Omicron Delta Kappa, senior men's
Place.
cast from the field over stations
leadership fraternity.
Freshman arts and sciences stu- ing."
9:00 p.m. Dance
Student
WLAP. WLW. WHAS. ,WSM. ColR. S. Allen, head of the ana torn
A pamphlet on "Studying EffecUnion building All students,
onel Howard Donnelly will present dents who are required to tae maphysiolcgy department; Dr. W
tively" will furnish the continuity
fi iends. and alumni.
triculation lecture have been group- of the programs to be worked out and Allen, zfology professor; Dr.
flag ceremonies
R.
half, the former coaches, ed this year according to vocational by the
At the
various leaders. This will Morris Scherago. head of the bacwith separate meeting bring into the discussions the meth teriology department; Dr. Alex
who will sit on the sidelines with interests,
In Th Kernel of Tuesday, Sep- - its teams, its activities and its
ager of the tailoring department of football coaches will be introduced the team during the game, will be places, rather than all gathering in ods of planning work, improving
executive director of the
by S. A. "Daddy" Boles.
30. 1941. there appeared on dents..
Memorial hall as has been dnoe in reading ability, recall, mastering the music department: Dr. W. B. HamR. S. Thorpe & Sons. He is recogintroduced to the crowd.
FORMER HEAQ COACHES
the editorial page an article of com
the past.
Immediately following the game.
textbook assignment the develop- - ilton, professor of hygiene: Dr. D.
The Kernel editors are glad to nized for the pride he takes in his
ment cailcd "The Pearcing Glance"
Supervised by Dr. M. M. White, ment of concentration, the art of E. South, professor of mathematics
Head coaches who will be honored President and Mrs. Donovan will
and
right any wrong that they may have products, good for his constant effort
by John Ed Pearce.
week-en- d
to give
festivities are hold a reception for the Alumni, assistant dean of the college, the takifig efficient notes, and the cor- and astronomy; Dr. Margaret Rat-lif- f.
values and excellent during the
This article of comment purported done and they offer their apologies service.
professor of psychology;
Jackie Thompson, first University students, and friends at Maxwell new plan was so arranged that rect way of preparing for an ex- in one subject animation.
to be a humorous discussion of men's for Mr. Pearce's article,
those interested
W.
Dr. D. V Hegeman. professor of
student humor. All of us know that
If Mr. Pearce's column gave offense head coach, White Guyn. R. Bass. Place.
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meet seven times with a facwould
1898-9The 17 sections include such in- German: Prof. C. W. Hackensmith.
fashions in connection with the
1
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Bowman enjoys now and has to the students whose pictures apulty member in that line for round- - terests as music, pre-laDANCE SATl'RDAY
work of a downtown business man Mr. years
P. P. Douglas. 1911; S. A. "Daddy"
physical education department:
enjoyed a reputation for peared in the advertisement
for
that Boles. 1917; John J. Winn. 1923; C.
table discussions or talks by experts cine, journalism, photography. Eng- - Miss Margaret Lester, director of
who is a cood friend of the UniverenterClimaxing the week-en- d
being a popular and successful mem- was run by Mr. Bowman, The Kernel
:n me ueiu.
ue proceuure usuan.v llf,n, physical education,
i
physics. the wdmn's residence halls; Miss
sity and of The Kernel. In his eflort
A. Wynne. 1934-3and Ab Kirwan. tainment program will be the dance tO
be Carried OUt is for a Short talk
Uolon Kuo Rtirt-a,- ,
nf Piihli.
to be funny the writer succeeded only ber of the clothing trade, and that editors apologize for including them. present
head
coach.
Assistant from 9 to 12 Saturday night in the to be given, followed by an open athletics nnrl mthmiti-- l
his integrity is manifest by the
SAFETY PROGRAMS
lations; Dr.x Frank Murray, profes n
The desire of The Kernel is to coaches who will be honored are Student Union ballroom. More than discussion of advantages and disadin bing unfunny, much to the
large number of men who have reThe latter part of the program sor of law; Prof. W R. Sutherland,
promote feelings of good will with James Park, William Rodes, and 5S0 students, friends, and Alumni vantages of the profession.
of all those who value the good
peatedly been his customers.
will include one or two safety pro-- ! English department: Prof. B"rni
will of this Lexington business man.
its advertisers, and with the friends Elmer T. Gilb. all of Lexington.
are expected to attend this final
The last seven meetings of the crflms and srfdrpssrs bv Dr Hr-- ! Shivelv. head of the athletic
Mr. Bowman was a student at the of the University and of the stuThe Kernel editors, and University
U.K.'s "Best Band in Dixie" will part of the homecoming cvenU. An semester will be the joint gathering
Lee Donovan, president of the; partment: Prof. R. O. Lunde.
students are acquainted with this University several years ago, and dents. If it has mistakenly injured be on hand to provide music during admission price of $1.00 per couple of the college freshmen in MemoDr W. D. Funkhouser. tory department:
D M.
Prof
recently-electe- d
business man Mr. Henry Bowman, ever since that time has numbered one of these, or has offered personal the rally. The
will be charged. Miss Marguerite
rial hall, with speakers drawn from dean of the graduate school and Young, curator of the geoloav
ad
will appear for the McLaughlin has charge of arrangeand they know him as a loyal alum- - among his clientele many college affront through carelessness or in- cheerleaders
f.
of the zoology department: seum: and Prof. W. 5. Ward.
the University and downtown
nus, a supporter of the University, students. At present he is the man- - advertence, it sincerely apologizes.
second time. Also under the direction ments fo the dance.
M. E. Potter, head of the phy--: lish dejwrtment.

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Air Corps Flying Cadet Unit
Will Be Formed On Campus
By Military Department

REORGANIZATION
SUGGESTED FOR

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Johnson Resigns,
Recommends
Krayer For Editor

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Post Applications
May Be Turned In
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Cadets May Wear
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Will Meet Monday

Before Homecoming Game

Officials To Make

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Luncheon Saturday,
To lie For K Men,
Past Coaches

SCHEDULE

Will Speak Monday
On Press Freedom

Smoker To Be Held

Russell Returns

White Arranges Matriculation Plan
To Separate Freshmen By Vocation

Storms Speaks

Open Discussions
Talks By Experts
Are Scheduled

Kernel Apologizes To Mr. Bowman

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River

Thta is a atorv about a man I
know of back home In Pulaski eoun- ty. This is a story about a ma- nand about a river.
The man is a person named Will,
whose last name Is unimportant
rad- because outside of a four-miius in a part of that
country of Pulaski, nobody-w- ith
the exception of a few fishermen
has ever heard of him and nobody
probably ever will again.
The river is the Cumberland, a
ometimes sluggish, sometimes swift
stream mai is Kentucky ai lis mosi
picturesque a sinewy stream that is
the heart of the lower steeps of
the Great Smokies.
Will lives on that river. He and
his mother have 40 acres about ten
miles back of nowhere up the river
from a village called Bumside. That
farm goes up and down like a roller
coaster. The neatest telephone is
three miles away. The nearest lights
are almost five.
Will Is a cripple. He suffered a
stroke of paralysis when he was a
child and as a result is deformed so
that he cannot speak distinctly, can
barely walk. Yet he tends that 40- acres and somehow or other man- ages to eke out an existence for he
and his mother, almost 80 and a
near Invalid.
It is amost a miracle.
Were it not for the great lady
Cumberland, probably, Will could
le

That Wily Old Man Of Greece
Is Getting Around Nowadays

Some Big Connotations
Now all this progress is a fine thing. Don't
t us wrong about that.
Machines ran make thousands ol pairs ol
shoes in the same time and with the same lalioi
it took to make one pair a hundred vears ago,
and trains can transput goods in HrOih the
time it took a hundred vears ago. Now this is
a good thing, because in the long run this will
mean more time off from work.
The trend of progress has alwavs leen to make
the work of the world easier to do and to make
the time men must sjiend oh the job less and less.
1 his is rogress, and in its name main crimes
have leen excused.
The time is eventually coming, we heard a
man predict the other day. when it won't lie
necessary for a man lo work over 20 hours a
week. 1 here will be long periods when workers
will have no work lo do.
No work. No plowing to do. No lathe to run.
No books lo keep, fust lime.
Now this is a good thing, we have alwavs said,
because this is progress.
And then we hapened to think, and wc'ic
still thinking:
What in the world are they going to dn jrilh
thenisrl.ys in all that time?
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W'e picked up
other dav, and

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This was some-

a boy's hook in the
it was Plato.

what of a shock.
And then, the next clay, we picked up another
lxHik, and lo. it also was Plato. What's this,
what's this, we thought.
It wasn't long before we heard a 'girl a girl,
mind vou saving that she had lo stav home tonight lecause she" had to read two hooks of the

Kifmhlic.
And it seemed as if everywhere we looked
there were U'lul!irs and Dialogues and Platos
in dd sizes, shaes. and conditions.
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Now. this was no ordinary thing.
Finally the facts came out thai i hisses in
several different departments of the University
are studying the wily old Greek philosopher. W'e
know of a course in political science, two in
philosophy, and we think there's one in the English department all beginning with Plato . . .
Ev idently the old Ikv is getting around cjntie
a bit these days, and we just wonder how he feels
in the same look satchel with Mein Katnjtf. .

One Committee That's No Drudge
In a committee-riddeI'niversiiv like this
one. the mention of "serving on a committee"
is tisuallv met with alxmi the same enthusiasm
as an invitation to volunteer lot the Siberian
lservice.
And in manv cases, unfortunately, this apathv
service.
Bui there is one committee whose- function is
v imortant and so directly concerned with the
interests of the students that memlership in it
is considered among the most responsible although unsung positions on the campus.
And that is the student standards conmiiitee
of the Student Government Association.
I'nder the SGA committee svstem. manv
powers of the student legislature are
delegated to smaller groups. Among these groups
is the standards committee, which is charged
with formulation of policy concerning student
standards and regulations and which judges all
cases of student conduct. Obviously, this gives
the committee power almost as imortatii as
that of the legisllure itself and makes the standards committee more diretllv concerned with
the students than anv other group on the
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In the past two years, this committee has ton- ducted an investigation of food and housing
tendinous, prosecuted the case of the
Students C.ooerative last fall, and has consul- ered several other cases of student conduct.
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x tnat tne committee mav .nest eclto the gen- eral opinion of the campus, members are elet ted
to it bv campus groups, including the women's
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organized houses, men s organ ied houses, mens
residence halls,
men students, and
Ix'xingtori women students.
Students who want to make certain their in- terests will be well represented will not lail
lo attend the election of these representatives
next Thursday, October 9, from 4 to 5 p.m. in
the Union building.

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lecture, were obviously, but obvioush. a belter
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Now. we have a little dog who lives, to ilie
of our interpretations, an ideal life. Kverv
of his heart comes true. Ol course, there
aie those who do not warm up to him. I lu re are
people of uncertain lemH-- r who seak harshlv
little varments wheuevei he so nine h
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as lips a sKKking. However, il these people do
not like him. il is onlv because he clocs noi wish
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iimiii (hem loi nolliing. And
in tin- place
vvhete il will do the most good. He uses onlv
one vvliic Ii
one princ iple. but that prim iple is
fails to control owne rs of oin tv
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He is si udioiislv careful noi lo be loo luilil.
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aie osiiie that il
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There are those incurables who do not love
those who are alje to help them, but those whom
llu-aie able lo help. Thev love most
those who make then, feel big and s.rong. . ha,
little haskerville knew all alxiut that the lust
linie- he Miked his nose out ol the kennel and
a eiiie k look around,
II take that one," he said trebly. iM.inliiig
his winsome ears at us, because it would Itorc. me
to sii up and
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