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Vol. LXXXV. No. m Tuesday. March 1. I983 An independent student newspaper University of Kentucky Lexmgton Kentucky
Raises limits by 10 percent
I UBSDIH SGA increases cam - II C'-
FrornAssocrbrodPressreporr: palg spen 'ng
I BI, S(‘()1'l‘ WILIIOIT the original increase propOsal (ain bike rack would eliminate damage port and John Miller both senators
. Senior Staff Writer said the increases would cause (11s to bicycle frames caused by current attarge. was passed protesting
Campaign commercials to begin adv(antages ‘0 poorer Glittdldait‘h campus bike raclcs SGA approved human rights Violations in the Philli
" ‘ome on, We all are students." $40.3 to he spent installing the new pines SGA also ioined Villh the can: .
I I I I (‘ain said. "We are not monev bike hitching posts pus chapter oi .Xiiinesti liiternatioii
ILOUISVILI-l —I Televusion and I'IOd'O advertisements P005” , I I . bags.” Three prototype racks Will be in1 al in writing a letter to Filipino
mg the campaigns of Democratic gubernatorial candidates l‘heIStudent (ioverInment Assoc-ia» Vincent Yeh. graduate student stalled near M lKingliihrary Premdent permflnd 1.; Marcos m“
Lt. Gov. Martha Layne Collins and Harvey Sloane are sched- “O"I-‘enaI‘eI m ikIllghlly atigndfid senator defended the “Tm“, m” A new process for selecting the demning the alledued notations
. . . meein as m . Increase te ‘ , ‘ ’ "‘ ' .. . . « 1'
uled to begin today on a statewide basns. amountg candidatis for SGA offices tending that the consumer price “I“: (:iantIrIoilfir. IrEI'SIPIZ?§'l;IIed {0: The Senate also passed a bill alto
Sloane's spots will include a five-minute commercial that mavs ndontheircam at n' Index had risen 39 percent SITTCO the ”I‘dI dg'I gI ‘ g3" 1“ l 5 u 89 - cating $602 to bring \‘incent “ugh”
’1 . . . . - .pe P g 51 l 1-“ th .. . , _ “as also approved last night For-
focuses on crises during the first of his two terms as mayor A compromise amendment to the d3: ' ire??? "1 9 Nmpdlfl“ ”(PW merlv the comptroller was selected si. author oi the best-sellltltfi book
of [Ouisville, including a strike by garbage collectors and rules for election expenditures in- iure ”m ' by if“. president and approved by "lleller‘SRGllt‘r iiltttul lht‘ ”write
the 1974 tornado. creased the maximum amount for Yeh also said the increase would the Senate l‘nder the new process. Qlanshfll’ qurchr tIriIalsIItokcampus
Spots for Collins were not available for preview. Elwin)" (:p‘zlfillhurfs llledlli percent allgr' candfiIdates from ‘tltlSIdc SGA the Senate's (‘ommittee on Appro- ‘ d” “d5 p‘" ”l A“ ”
laricr.t e i at ca 'oralt31t a *tter c ance oi election "This ri'itions Will screen all a licants The (”K Student B'ir Associ'itiiii
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I ISloanes camIpaignI spen abou 5209' . e ee percent increase. should help the outsiders Rain name and recommend to the President Will cover the remaining costs tor
Vision time, which w1|l extend into April, said Joe Terry. The spending limit for presidential recognition." pp.” [hp person the\‘ believe most gummy-S MammalHaliiflqun.
Sloane's campaign manager. The camp plans to spend candidates was increased from $160 Additional changes In the election qualii'iedtorthejob Because only 24 oi tz senators at
about $750,000 on spots between now and the May 24 pri- to $176, Vice-presidential candidates rules and regulations included an \‘eh said the new process will tended last night‘s meeting the first
mary Terry said maxtmum expenditure “'35 ”1* amendment SPOUS‘WWT by TNT. pm' allow all applicants to be judged on in three weeks. the Senate ad
A, h’ d . D I. b I . I do I creased from $140 to $134. And sen hibiting the posting oi campaign lit1 the basis ot' qualitication. “This is Joumed With .13 percent oi the bills
t 'r maior emocra 'c gu em? (”la can I a e, atorial candidates, who “"7719”? eratureon campus “'lndUW“ simph a process tor screening.“ remaining on the agenda At least .31:
Grady Stumbo, ran his first set of teleVision ads for one could spend $45 may now spend in other action. the Senate ap1 \‘eh said “Nou no one Will have members must be present tic-hire
week in early February. 349”“ I proved a Ibl” requesting 34‘13l0r lht‘ any axes to grind about who wtll any legislations pertaining to an}
The compromise came alter John testing oi a prototype bike rack havethe ob " constitutional change mm be ioted
(‘ain senitor itl rg t .»d t Ych “ho prn (r ith i ll ltl l l
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Reagan rejects governors appeal " >
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WASHINGTON — An angry President Reagan "came out ‘1 ' . ii, 1 , \ \\ l ‘ 1 ‘fi. ;
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reiected their appeal to consider scaling down his plans for * ‘I . . / t ‘ I 1 l ‘ 3, N l
increasing the defense budget. ‘ . I .te . i l I "5 z ‘ II: . j 713, ‘ .‘ . 's. . ‘
‘ "He took strong issue with that part of our budget reso- I- ” ' r \I 1' N .. r‘ 5}“ ‘-_ iI i‘ i ‘ p .l l t‘
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spending for defense." Republican Gov. James Thompson of T ‘ .1 . I . , § . t I .1. , , H I,“ l" ' z i
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The governors, in the capital for their annual mid-winter ‘ I "if I? ‘rv I; is; . -1 I :“1 g ’ _. I If ,1 ,.. l I ' .i‘ ~ I ‘ '
meeting, are debating a resolution calling on Reagan and 2., *J'ius. “\ : 55...: a" at” , g .-i ’ I I ,
Congress to consider reductions in the proposed defense ‘1‘“ k” I" IIIIIggfr .II ,, i , ’ guts; 3 .5 at": 2» " 1 a. or t; 1 ( _ ’ .
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budget as well as tax increases to Cut federal budget defi- .. “l“ . .ti. , .313. E 1‘. Iggy . “:3 ’3; 1 I III‘. I I I1 -- ." -# p r 1"” ., ”’73 . ,
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The resolution would set a goal of reducing the debut to ," “ H ~ "1‘ 1;, 3“ l, '5} , «KW»: , -» 1" “ 1 ’ "
S90 billion by t988. The Congressional Budget Office fore- ’ :11 $4,. ((5 9.; F'I ' r ’- '~ 5:13 , ’ " '5 ,
l casts a $267 billion deficit for that year, while the White s ‘i ”‘91- ‘ sf? . 1.4.41 ‘tQI’X ; i “w "I "r” " “M“ I.
I; H0use goal is to get it down to 51 16.7 billion. ' ’ t , - its? , l Vgé‘k‘i , 1 (..,.; ~. . r
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<‘ WASHINGTON -— The Supreme Court upheld the set- . 'I ,9. Wurgs‘cm 5%” x if 8.3;. .w § 4." _, -
:-i tlement yesterday that broke up the American Telephone 8 2.7.1. l¥.7w1”~"" f’j" ' 5 ”gmrtaw‘ ~ ‘IW 1c" 47
r Telegraph Co.. and ruled separately that cities may fight 1:;‘1', .111 " H l 5g 1 I» Iii-l“ ‘ _ ‘ w
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local unemployment by insisting that iobs on public con- I;’_.,«.:s‘;._~,:f~ 1f I11 ’ usigIg Iggy '.
struction proiects go to city residents. "’ 9M4,” 31 3,, . . _ - I115; w . "g”sg 7 1 _ V 7
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The court affirmed the Justice Departments deal With fI1,'l'.,Ig_-y .112, ~ ~_ ~ Sew“ fig. ./ l
‘ AT8T without even waiting to hear oral arguments in the ‘Qifé‘tkffiyw .LXI‘ .~ . * I; .’ ~
3 case. The justices reiected by a 6-3 vote on appeal by 13 .23, .311: " fi’wfffi" ~ 5;», ’ ,, g “3% I’; I_.
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I; states that said the settlement infringed on state regulatory ’ 1, ‘ _ _ j‘;*'I _I_ .93 .‘ I1“? A .. 2,:ng _ . z . I
€- owers and ma leave hone users with inade uate serv- :,751~ . “g ..;1‘ ~ ‘ . n ’ ‘«‘§ 5" V 1... «r ‘W "
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{ The court also agreed to consider whether public broad- ; .’ 3.1. - 1 II 1 L ' . , .. I' * ,1 ,I-fiI'sj-Iegk I, . '38. , ' ‘ I1
I: cast stations receiving federal aid can be barred from airing I. r; ' .1 '1; 1 . I.-. tgi.;;.-,II,I1.~,A‘V§' 7v?» ~,II ‘ 32k , ‘ ‘II §
; editorials. A federal judge in Los Angeles struck down low . 1 , ‘: 1 ,1 ' I 1 1-- itifg I . l ,, . ‘ l “F 1-1.--.
it imposing the ban.The Federal Communication Commission 1‘ * ' . -' V - -' 3 3'3 , . '* ,-
i‘ says the ban is needed to assure that broadcasters will not 1-0 “moon u «1 w l
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Habib delivers proposals to Israel Stuart Horrod. busineSSiadministration freshman. spread that some friends let him use during classes. Harrod lives in
gravel in a rather muddy parking place near Clifton Circle Haggin Hall butprefers not to park at the stadium.
JERUSALEM — U.S. special envoy Philip C. Habib delivered
new Lebanese proposals to Israel yesterday, but a senior —
. f Israeli official said "scores of details" still must be worked .
5 out in troop withdrawal negotiations. n
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: proposals developed in talks with Habib in Beirut last week
,5 covereoI issues ranging from drafting paragraphs on agreed .
3" ' t t h n 1 t ndin bl W tor the last 11 tears. said i men and tour \wmcn attended the the Judi l,.i\'ic int: \ciiii' . amt W
l pom s 0 new approac es o O” s a 9 pro ems. \en first.” \\'i~ t t‘t‘lllillll stand the idea ot not ll.’I\lllL‘ lilt‘t'ltllL‘ .it'i'ot‘tllliL’ tolwt‘tdll} Eastern Kentui k} s i ..w thin l,.ikt‘
If lsroel invaded Lebanon last June and forced the evacua- . ‘ ~ 4 t 'r [thanunmmlnm harm,” K m. m.“ Wu”, WM I, 33 m mm, “hp“. m... w, , .1119, c, ma,
2', tion of more than 8,000 Palestine Liberation Organization \‘he said she began to recruit tiership lt't‘ .itter last night s meet canoe.Mouiitssaiii
I guerrillas from their Beirut stronghold. The U.S.-sponsored mt‘mlx‘““WWW-"”17“tht‘l‘Kt‘ltdi‘ inc. Much included .i discussion ot \teinbers o: tlic t f\ .!:.iii!c: .1.»
, Lebanese-Israeli negotiations now are attempting 9° ar- ’\\.inn.i bu} some (iirl Scout coo terlastlr‘all thi- t k \(I‘Ill‘ tunctions ,md goats ma} .ippiIi toi s'art ;It\"'ii'\ .-
' f th thd l f th I l' t d l th kies' the enthusiastic_\oiing person The chapter cleaned tiirec next and .1 :;:n. on the .icti\ities oi the llltllitl and :iitcrii.i"iii..i. ti: \wii’
“ range or e ‘2‘" rawa o . Ie sraei roops an a so 9 asks You liestitate. btit (llL’. lttl‘ $1 7.3 members irom an ortzaiii/ationai titt'l\i'iiufsthtllttttfittlt‘ shesaitt contercnces shcsaut
removal 0‘ SY'K’" and Palestinian forces from eastern and and bu} a box oi peanut butter sand niectini; last night in 30.3 Student Hat k chaptii, plans in help local \tounts said \lh‘ a: H ,,,. c. in:
northern Lebanon. \iicbes. noting that the scout is tiice t'entcr \nnes‘, \toiints said hour t'lhtl‘lt't'\ H, pumuw 1M1] yumc mth H(][‘rt\ l’at‘ki‘ av : \t't5 u-r scrum on
Formal negotiations between Israel and Lebanon were lN‘ll’i‘SN‘il butiicedsashave ll‘t‘ll llllt‘l‘fl‘li‘l ”0“ ”WWW?“ l" seriici- pron-its .ind \Hll help repair kies from their tiorni "tt‘lil\ .tr."
9° resumein the Beirut suburb of Khalde today. ih'er 3t! l'K i'ampus (iirl Scouts. spring ltt‘eak \i'ei 'iia' sui- \i 11
l? about halt oi “littlll are men. “Ill be i'iliklt‘> mil tic son: an .i touim i'
2'; selling lill'l Scout cookies in the tint uoeks in the \llltlt'til i .itrti-t am:
:1' to“ ueeks as part oi ati etiort to re campus cateterias
1- \'l\‘(‘ the t t1|\‘t'l'.\ll_\ s chapter Mar) 1 \c taken a .lfa‘ b.’ i»: :.i..'-:‘.i;
:\llt‘t' \louiits. a chemical chat but its to be expetteo Parke ..
II: lk‘t‘l‘lllg sophomore and organi/er ot lA‘\llltllitl‘, t‘ecti-iaa. t-ts'2‘ii1i .ia'a
;‘ the campus scouts. saidyesterda) processini: senioi \llil
\ Mounts and 2t! scouts are trying to Parke satd be tlt‘Y‘it‘il tbc .tiaptci
1 actuate the chapter that has been because he enizns 'tic outiti-ii aim
if recogni/ed h} the l'niversity “ott ities the tart Scouts iitfei llt .iEso
‘If -—-— and on for 1.3 ~\cars'." according to \‘lltl he pntinx thc \i't‘\t\‘t‘ iii-limits
3‘ Frank Harris. associate dean oi stu tor \\ltti‘lillit‘\i‘ttlll\ \I'ltlttlt't't
dents and supet‘xisor oi the registra l think there s stili .i izttlc M iii a
” llttnttil'HIH'T-Hfitil‘ttups stigma tbcrc ll.it't"~ \ilii Itu' tic
: "We hmeiit been active tor qiiite said he has irrsuadcd some men it:
I,‘ a \ihile.” Mounts said. estimating Kinny: Tom-i uhcrc be ll\t'\ to
I,‘ that the period trom 1974 to 1976 “as him the chapter
' the time oi most notable .‘tt‘ll\llI\ Both men and util‘iit't‘i “hit mm the
.. “'l‘lie} “avered tor a while alter chapter .l"t' called iiii“ \outs
.1 mi" N \loiints said \len .ii‘e allotted to
Mounts said the nevn'ed l'K chap- ioiii because campus chapters are
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. '“IYI Tor.‘°" “m. for PCf'W "oudy 'H.' "I.“ ter is chartered by the (iirl Scouts tor .idult iltt‘l N'oiits \\litlt‘ chap
. M'hfl" "W mld '9 “PW' 50'- l' S .1\ and has oi'i‘icial approval ters in grades one through 1; cannot
, Tonl I“ wlll be Colt wl'h low: In "to u or 30! to from Harris' office The cha ter is acce it male members shesaid
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low 40'. under the auspices of the Wilderness t'miorms tor adult girl scouts are
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M.“ m' ‘0' in .37 counties of (‘entral and East She said another organizational
em Kentucky meeting is planned next T‘uesda) at
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step on many lxentuckians backs. have worked as well as he would have liked. .‘ a g ( h 4: .. / Vi <3, ‘ - i y
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'[‘he [tuttttt‘lty‘ ot those hunchbacked people Bloomingdale s now may sell Kentucky C» i \ fag: (7' l! j» I
are also the ones who haven't enough money cratts. but do kentuckians really benefit ' g ‘ ' I {Z}? l' stir-u '6 ; 2
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to pay their medical bills With the Medical troiiiit k d ’ 1' a // a; <’<:::‘ a w :g: l l t ’
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(enter torced to adopt a restricted patient \\ hat .tltttlll lllt‘ ulebrated lyentuc .‘ "'3 9 W .2/ ~"‘ 5 :1! "’f—-. .
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admissions policy in order to keep its doors bureau iii .lapaii Has the "lokyo outpost / glj ' / / , E . (m _, l» y l
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help troiii medical clinics. many ol which bills Brown ititutitd on his trip there to pro ii , , ,: :
cannot servetheir needsadequately molt‘ ll" 'l‘HXll‘lWl'S 4”“ probably the only ‘ 5 g "J . W“ ; . ;
:\dl'l‘dll Wells. an ombudsman tor the ones who telt the thrill of the orient and of ‘ i . //..,-/ - , ~ . t“
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Human Resources in Frankfort. who handles the otliei iidis on which Brown has taken . g \k ’ 7... .A , . - N, .- w. .3 l
calls from people seeking medical aid. said them :-:_ I, _ ’7," ‘i . {x ; - - - ‘ ‘\‘ «x ‘ \6 q
ot the Medical t'enter's year-and-a-halt old In the long run. Brown s efforts to balance 5034;? .2.;' .. p . , L . 4 4 I. ' ‘ atflm‘j . i
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poiicv. "Anytime you have a mayor institu- the budget may haye caused irreparable 4" .y ,1...» ,m b V» .. . I v.. lit ' "ll 5. _. _ f,
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tioii restricting admissions. more people will damage to the tommonwealth. What good IS :1, '. -. _‘. hl.llt.l"h'~“| ‘. .: -!!.-'L.'i!.'ltlltlt-‘-' W5. " t... ‘. '4' "llt'llllll ”hump,”
call the department The onlv place we a state without healthy people living and 2.1:. .5 7?. ‘ -itl,,...._,k-,i,;,.: . ' =-...,;.¢ : 1/511; .
can retei' them to is a local social service working in it lhis will be hentucky s future .- .- CNS): ,- .f. 2' . . .. w t
agency The thing is. we dont know the it‘ its citizens cannot attord its medical -.' ;:-%J.;‘_-;f Vi”, '-—'- ,_ ' , ' F 5 ~ » —» ~- 7 _: —_ 'v« A“;
quality ot care they get ” needs ‘ >-r:~r--—___._.’.-; - ’ . ~ ' ":71; l
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’6 'II' n '8 Island’ remains definitive situation comedy
with \l‘ \‘S‘lb in the news late \tter you ye tiiiished taking a test \ow don't get me wrong. I don't Millionaires have yachts What do killed by the seventh or eighth show would call each other by their first 5;
1y I tigured it s about time another and come back to turn on the tele mean hilarious in the same way a they need with the Minnow " because of liis blunders I know I names
tong running comedy series got yisioii there s llilligan \yhei; yoi; person laughs at one-liners lrom Not only did the Howells go along would have killed him it he was the The show. even with its flaws. pro 1
“umikwnpmgp come inside on a hot summer .t.._\ Hawkeye or Trapper I mean hila- for a Cheap ride. they took along only thing standing in the way ot my tides some good humor But I think .
This now syndicated teleytsoti and have to wait halt an lioilr or so i-ioiis in the way the producer and their entire wardrobes and a chest being rescued the series might have been more .fl
comedy represents greatness well. tor dinner it the 'l'\ s Itll. 'tieies director structured and presented full of money (linger and Mary Ann And why couldn't the castaways successlul with a tew alterations _
e \ close togreatness tnlligan the characters and situations in the took dresses and cosmetics. and the get off that stupid island" The series For example. it I were the direc- g
ti s over 1} years old and still lle's eyei‘ywliei‘e. lies i‘\t‘l"i series Professor took a few books. But tor would end. but big deal Wouldn't tor. I would have made Gilligan a it.
makes people laugh today The where Gilligan s Island" stars five pas- a three-hour tour" I get the feeling that have coiiitx‘nsated tor the transvestite who often .s‘nuck mm the g
characters are stimulating and the sengers and a crew ot two men on they‘re going [0 Ireland and ”WK. shows many loopholes" girls but to try on (linger s evening 1;
plots are xiii-resting to say the ’llc .s s Minnow setting sail for a but not onathree\\ 5 l.s‘l,.»\.\lt my who”. ttiere “ac may .ii.d the tirst 1.3 or 2o episodes. and I've even lose their caps They can be at» (lilligan may not have been so bad actress .-\nd the llowels would ‘3
For '.i'.it‘s now people time tieei: teleyision therewasi.illigaii seen those episodes at least 13 or 2o tacked by natives and drop their dumbatter all be psychotic killers who robbed a ‘
eating sleeping and .\iirl\'ittLt with lac: am 1; t,]ilty_{.ut still imiihgie times .\nyway. the problems are caps in the jungle or in a ralt in the (lilligan. (lilligan Where did New \‘orkbanklx'torethi tour é
tidagai: s lsland or. a 'eleyisioii ll.‘ iii syiidicatioi: :oday why have 'l-ii- obyious middle of the ocean. but in the next that name come trom" (lilligan. This is the kind ot shill that would 7:}
the background \\hereyer there s a 'vlsltlll iiioyiis ween made .itioii' ‘i'l Firs-t ot all. since when does a hill episode. the caps are back The caps 'l‘hui‘s‘ton. (linger and Lovey sound have made "Gilligan's Island" tar ;:
‘i‘lt“. 'slttli 'nere s t i‘lllklitll .‘lgaii \rd eieiitiialiy .yliy .ias i. i iionaire and his wite go on a coastal probably washed up onshore like names lor pet hamsters The greatcrthan any other comedy 33’
\‘ Am. pump airmm. “mp. liganeiis “lama.” orthottoiw tour in a small boat like the Min Whether it was a native chase or a Skipper and the l’rotessor dont Now therc'sacl:ssiclor you 3'
you re .yaz‘aig tor a fl‘Llfll slli'llf‘ kid The .tl?s\\t't to this.» inn-urn“ ;; iiow ‘ A movie star. a well-bu1lt messed-up fire signal. (lllligan was even have names Hne would think ‘
;\ (liitnthpt‘. owr .2; paw. veil-twain sittiplti 'i,:lt;g..ii \ lama \ my tarm girl trom Kansas and a profes- to blame [t was alwaysGilligan. no that. alter seven or eight years Damon Adu'tS is a .ioiirnalisni .‘
.i.,ti you i; ngai: {‘10th sor might. but not a millionaire body else Gilligan should have been stranded on an island together. they sophomore
’Rules of the road ’ becomes a crash course for drivers ‘
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ill. 'iii- prowl once ag‘al ,s oiie sting Lyitt. ioi. 'o lta‘vt' me 'e.. .oii don is the kind ot mentality that with a microscope These little bug loiis speed to show the nice olticer ai'eheadedtoraiiemergency ‘
team. hillg‘t’lli'ls Kernel tltlllll.ll;sl how to ixod 'tiesi- eiiitiaiassaig doesiit see when the light has gers are supposedly built loi' speed. what great sate drivers they are Follow teenagers when you are in 7' }
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i t. .- -i ...i;: :I' . ...L. youare out ot gas dunng rush hour simply becausethey look tast the cop would like to get home where you are going faster than tol- I
\. ova-i .~ 't'i-tjlts Know 1 ——_——"7 ‘————‘ These are the people who are car» They refer to their car.s as their sometimebetoret‘hristmas.too lowing a ltiryear-old on his way to a ;
1: ii..-. pron-s» Ht'all.“~. .iii-l 'hus l \ rying the little~league team out “babies" vmakes you wonder about \\ith trucks inot the eighteen real emergency. like going out tor é
in .n-‘.,_v a»... i an. witlllttpt'tl 'o somewhere tor hot dogs or other Mom. doesn't it"i. and they absolii wheel variety. but the pick-upkindr. cigarettesor beer i
it, si ‘t,.4 res- oi ‘tie world on ha: I. f Emanuel gourmet delights The little sluggers tely refuse to exceed .lfi miles per it's kind ot hard to make a general Never smileatacrm'txlile i
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t"r‘s' ol 1} .tll iiius‘ reiii./e 'iiat « 1 win or they are complaining and their driveways These iiuisanccs collegetry road Tht‘St' are lht‘ l'nllt‘d SIGNS. .
" ; a two s :i' ‘.l‘l's giilll‘iL‘ ”ll 'iL making regular little nuisances of are especially indigant about anyone \‘on can ascertain the advisability .so nothing we do makes a bit ot
L. or it »1 max” are an wt at '——‘“"-“—‘—‘ themselves because they got wasted who dares ask them it they would iit sharing the road with a truck by sense .
.. os' i.i ' itao. ..tt‘l\lllL’ t driver lte '1is! iiile :s ayoid s'atioii on thetieldby tunioryocks please let them hop out ol their car seeing what and who is in it ll it is Never rubberneck at accidents. '_
so. . wagons Keep those big turtles out This person is trying to drive and and run ahead When you see a an urban cowboy driving. you don't You can rest assured that you aren't
it" ' i-t l1: s ‘ha' siy'h sense or wtt.l’ «at. station ‘vyagtttis as a maintain his or her sanity. and the sports car on the road. the best need to worry about him holding you over there in a mangled wreck and
4...: .c ;- 'i-vii; gin-m .yi- 'ers : lllt .r.» llll.llilt- to move taster than other cars on the road are losing thing to do would be to change lanes up Anybody who would wear those whoeveris. isnot your business ‘
All!" .iin \i'lli ii «at. to tutti .yhei ie ttt‘J‘U‘tl .yagoiis and this is haidly l-lyery once in a while you might run and pray the News are only going clothes has no real respect for lite lloti‘t drink and drive or anything 3;
ire apron-.1 t: ‘l'i'i't'l iss :iii"iii..ite 'tm «li-ai situation tor the poor sloii into a reasonably switt station to the nearest grocery store to gel anyway ll it has a couple ol chicken and drive Driving takes at least ‘-
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iv iiiiost gm- nii' ti‘: is' i ~.. l..i.d'heii: react.thesrm-dlimit ()l course. the worst thing that like they might be Adam and live lew of you out there dont have
.\ it t.\'/.it’tf‘iiilll. .ireri ' l \ou wonder why station wagons [be second worst menace on the could possibly happen to you while riding in lront. proceed with caution much leltutler that '
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