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ESTABLISHED 1894

By Alison Kight
and Jannilor Smith
Staff Writers

Elections may be over for the nation, but UK stu—
dents will be returning to the polls in a week to fill
the em ty chair at the Board of Trustees table.

Stu ents will have their chance to ask the II can—
didates questions about their positions on student
issues at a forum in Memorial Hall on Monday from
7 to 10 pm.

“There is so little time for people to campaign,”
said Ted Lahren, a Student Government Association
volunteer. “(The candidates) need a setting where
they can tell students what they think, and students
need to let the candidates know what they are feel~
ing.”

T.A. Jones, who resigned as SGA president and
student trustee, will not run for the seat.

“I do not have the ener , and I am still trying to
recover from the mess,” i: said. “I don’t want to
throw myself back into the ﬁre, but I ho e the person
who runs is willing to represent the stu ents.”

Scott Crosbie, a former trustee and SGA president
in 1991-92, said he thinks he has the necessa expe-
rience for the student seat. He also said he t inks it
is unfortunate Jones had to resign.

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“He brought a fresh spirit to the office,” Crosbie
said. “However, we need some stability.”
SGA President Benny Ray Bailey said

BASKHBM '94-95 The Cats hope

their strong junior class can lead to a Final
Four. See special section inside for season pre-

view, player proﬁles and much more.

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us,”said Voelker, a political science and history
junior.
Ali Amoli, a topical major in human

he is running because it is precedented
and “only logical” for SGA president
and the student trustee to be the same.

Another candidate, social work junior
Greg Oerther, said he does not feel the
SGA president is a good representative
of the students.

mmgndidates

Ali Amoli
Robert “BL.” Andrews
Benny Ray Bailey

studies, said the fact that 11 candidates
are running shows that students are
interested in what happens to them.

“I was kind of happy (about the
competition) because it is the first time
students are getting involved in SGA,"
said Amoli, a senior.

“(SGA presidents) are so bogged Joseph Bamgs Clayton Sanford, a psychology
down with the responsibility of being 323233335 freshman, said his past experiences iii
student rovernment president that they a n Y the milita and as a father will help
do not ave a chance to hear student Edward Andy Mayer him be therbest student trustee
concerns,” he said. A (85$?) 2322;: “It’s a position taat demands leader—

Joseph Barnes, economics and agri— Clayton Sanford ship in its purist form, and that is one
cultura economics senior, said the of my best attributes,” said Sanford, a

trustee should be “more open to stu-
dents.”

Brandon Voelker

homeless man who has accused SGA of
discriminating against by not giving

Sean Rankin, a political science and
English senior, agreed and said he thinks the average
student has not been represented well in the past.
“\Ve need a clear voice with a strong message,”
Rankin said, “not just a voice to chatter."
Brandon Voelker, another candidate, said he
thinks the students need to “reclaim the University."
“I don’t think the board gives a damn about

him a child care grant.

Melissa Kirtley, a music and business senior, said
she thinks she is more in touch with campus life than
her competitors. She also said ”there is a dire lack of
women in top positions.”

The other two candidates, Edward “Andy” Mayer
and Robert “R.L." Andrews could not be reached for
comment last night.

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Cats set to play
ﬁrst exhibition

By Jason Datlilo

Assistant Sports Editor

Disenchanted UK fans ﬁnally will have a reprieve
form the woeful antics of the football team when
head coach Rick Pitino and a talented class of
juniors tip off the new basketball season tonight.

The 7:30 game against Athletes in Action at
Rupp Arena will be the ﬁrst outside competition the
Cats have faced since being eliminated by Mar-
quette in the second round of the NCAA Tourna—
ment 234 days ago.

“Athletes in Action will
be very competitive as
they always are,” said Piti-
no, who is beginning his
sixth season at UK. “I’m
looking forward to this
game right now because
we need to play someone other than ourselves.”

The Cats return four starters this season from a
27—7 squad, includin Walter McCarty who alter-
nated with Jared Pric 'ett at one forward spot.

One significant loss, hOWever, was at the point
guard spot, which was vacated by Travis Ford, who
averaged an SEC—leading 5.8 assists last season.
Sophomore Anthony Ep 5 was slated to battle new-
comer Allen Edwards or Ford’s old spot at the
point before being injured in practice Thursday.

Epps is expected to at full speed for the Cats’ first
official game Nov. 26 a ainst Tennessee-Martin,
but tonight Jeff Sheppar will start at the one guard
spot Pitino said.

Sheppard spent most of last season ﬁlling in at
the two guard, but Pitino said the sophomore has
improved the fundamental aspects of his game,
including offhand dribbling, allowing him to play
more at the point.

“This move didn’t really surprise me,” said Shep—
pard, who last season averaged 3.7 points per game.
“Coach mentioned I mi ht be playing a little point
guard. I think everyboCFy is making too bi a deal
out of this. I just came (to UK) to play guarcE”

Another player UK who will miss tonight is for-
ward/center Mark Pope, who is sufferin form a
sprained medial collateral ligament in tie knee.
Pope also was injured Thursday in practice.

The junior transfer from Washington was forced
b NCAA rules to sit out last season and has not
pliiyed in an ofﬁcial game in almost two years.

Pope was not expected to be in the startin line-
up. UK’s starting center will be Andre Riddic , who
averaged seven points a game last year while start-
ing 20 games in the pivot.

Pitino plans to keep Pope out of practice for at
least next week, but he said it is unfortunate Pope
cannot garner some experience before the ofﬁcial
season be 'ns.

“(Pope will be back to 100 percent way before

[III V8. All
Yonight, 7:30
Rupp Arena

JAMES CRISP Kernel staff

See BASKETBALL on A5 lllllJP 8000' Rodrick Rhodes and the UK basketball team take the court tonight against Athletes in Action.

Students turned away from poll at Newman Center

By Scott Drake
Contributing Writer

About half of the students who turned out to vote
at the Catholic Newman Center yesterday were
turned away, election ofﬁcerJanet Lane said.

These students thought they were re istered to
vote but actually were not, Lane said. T eir names
were purged from the district voter books because
they had moved without reporting their new address-
es to the Board of Elections.

The Board of Elections periodically mails regis—

don’t think about having to report their new address,

tration veriﬁcation notices to all voters. If
the voter has moved, his notice is not for-
warded to their new address. The notice
then is sent back to the Board of Elections,

llside
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especially i it's just down the hall in the
same dorm,” said Lane, who is also a
staff assistant in UK’s Business and Eco-
nomics ofﬁce.

which purges the voter’s name from the Additional “If your address changes at all, you
books. election coverage, must notify the Board of Elections to
“Many students register when they ﬁrst Back Page. remain in t e books.”

get to school and live in residence halls,”

Students who were turned away early

she said. “Most (students) eventually move
into a fraternity or sorority house or off-campus and

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NEWSbytes

GDP makes gains
in both state and nation

Voters around the nation cast their votes for
more Republican representatives, because of what
they feel has been ineffective leadership during the
Clintdn administration.

The GOP made big gains in both the House and
Senate, and won many of the gubernatorial races
around the country.

One bright 5 0t for the Democrats was Sen.
Edward Kenne y’s re—election in Massachusetts
after facing one of the big est challenges in his
political career. Incumbent harles Robb (D — Va.)
successfully kept his US. Senate seat after a tough
campaign against Oliver North.

While the Democrats were struggling for
answers, the Republicans were planning for new
Ieaership in both the Senate and House.

Sen. Bob Dole of Kansas looks to be next in line
for the majority leader’s status.

Family MIBI‘S apology “IF “'8! claim

UNION, S.C. —-— Susan Smith’s family offered
apologies to the black community yesterday for her
false claim that a black man had abducted her two
sons.

For nine days after her children vanished Oct.
25, Smith claimed a black carjacker had driven off
with them. When the car was found in a lake and
she was charged with murder, many blacks were
angry and hurt, as well as sad.

Sheriff Howard Wells said of the apology, “I
believe it’ll go a long way into easing the tension
and helping us to get back to a state of normal func-
tion in the county. I hope that it satisfies everyone.”

Possible Allis activator lountl

PHILADELPHIA — Scientists say they have
discovered a protein that may activate the AIDS
virus in the body and cause it to develop into AIDS.

The discovery by University of Pennsylvania sci-
entists could lead to treatments that might enable
infected people to put the human immunodeﬁcien-
cy virus on hold indefinitely. They still would carry
the virus but might not contract the fatal disease
itself.

HIV-infected people can be healthy and live for
years before the virus attacks the body’s immune
system.

Stamp prices may raise

WASHINGTON —~— Plan on paying more to
mail a letter in earlyJanuary.

Sam Winters, chairman of the Postal Service’s
governing board, said yesterday that the agency
hopes to raise rates as early as possible in January.

The post ofﬁce has proposed a 10.3 percent
increase in stamp prices, including a three—cent
boost in the first—class rate to 32 cents.

The independent Postal Rate Commission is
considering the proposal and is expected to rule
within a few weeks.

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WEST MONROE, La. — A girl who jumped

out of a closet and shouted “Boo!” when her par-
ents came home in the middle of the night was shot
and killed by her own father.

“I love you, Daddy,” were 14-year—old Matilda
Kaye Crabtree’s last words to her father.

No charges were brought against 53-year—old
Robert Crabtree.

“It’s sad,” Ouachita Parish Chief Deputy
Richard Fewell said. “This is something every kid
has done. I don’t know how the father is going to
live with it.”

Matilda and a friend were supposed to be spend-
ing Saturday night at the friend’s home, but she
decided to go home while her parents were away,
Fewell said.

When Matilda heard her parents drive up
around 1 am. Sunday, she and her friend came up
with a practical joke:

They hid in her bedroom closet and made noises
to make her parents think someone had broken in.

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Book: III deals with stress violently

NEW YORK .. Screaming, kicking and pound-
ing the bed with a tennis racket are part of Princess
Diana’s way of dealing with her marital stress, says
the author of her latest biography, “Diana: Her
New Life.”

“There’s all kinds of ways she
does it,” author Andrew Morton
told “Eye to Eye With Connie
Chung” in an interview to be
broadcast tomorrow.

“She does kickboxing with a guy
to just help release the anger that
she feels. She’ll occasionally beat
the bed with a tennis racket.”

He said Diana also is seeing a
therapist who “encourages people to shout and
scream and yell their heads off and just let it all
hang out.”

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j rapper's madness

By Ernest Jasmin
Art: Editor

With Method Man’s debut

‘, album, Tiral, comes the latest
if installment of the now—dissected

: hip hop supergroup the Wu Tang

Clan. (I guess they’re trying to top

- the former NWA’s accomplish—
. ments.)

Listeners can expect more of
the audio chaos that characterizes

' the “"1 Tang album Enter the Wu

head proclaiming, “Yes, I smoke
buds!”

~Every other two-bit rap crew
and its fat granny are making
rhymes about how they smoke
herb as if they're supposed to be
rebels or something. Hey, fellas,
so what?

Next P.M. Dawn will be jump-
ing on the bandwagon.

But, before I give you the false
impression that Method Man
should be tossed into the same cat-

then over the course of time it got
cut down to tical.”

There it is, for those who didn’t
know. And, unfortunately, that
means there is, in the opening
track “Tical,” another addition to
one of the latest trends in hip hop:
a rap that beats listeners over the

Tang. And why not, egory as rappers as sorry as
with Method Man pro- Cypress Hill, let me
viding the rhymes and explain.
Wu Tang’s Prince Actually, most of
Rakim (aka. “the Rza” the rhymes on Tim]
since a pearing on the are in the style of the
(image iggazl album) mid—805 hip hop I
pro ucin al the tracks. , rew u with. You
Methogd Man himself MUSICrewew Enow tffe ones — a
breaks down the con- 7 brother Spinnin a
cept of the album and *** rhyme about how
its title: ‘ good his style is.
“In every part of “TM” There is even an old
New York there is MethodMan school battle of
someone who makes up (Defj’am) emcees between
different slang words RATINGS Method and rapper
‘ that just happen to ***t Excellent Raekwon on the song
catch on,” he said, “In *‘k'k Good “AVICtlt VS. Chef.”
Staten Island we used to ** Fair As with the
call weed method, then * “’07 rhymers of the mid—
. my man Lounger cut it 805, the way the lyri—
down to metical. And cist plays with the

words and flows to the beat is
more important than the lyrical
content. And, although Method
Man is no Nas orJeru the Damaja,
he ﬂows pretty well.

But this is not to say the themes
on the album don’t vary, even if
they do only slightly. Method

MEDIIAIING .Metlrod ll'ltm breaks away from the ”/11 Tang Clan to

deliver bit ou‘nfunky style on ‘Tiull. ’

Adan does show his sensitive side
(kind of) on “All I Need,” a
smoothed out rhyme about an
ideal relationship.

But don't expect anything as
corny as LL Cool _]’s “I Need
Love.” (After all, how sensitive can
a guy seem when his gold fronts
are shaped like fangs.)

The album has its ups and
downs with bright spots on “Bis—
cuits,” “\Vhat the Blood Clot” and

“Mr. Sandman” where the Rza
steps from behind the scenes and
spews his psycho scream poetry.

In truth, the real star is the pro—
duction with its phat beats, offbeat
samples and the expected Wu
Tang karate ﬂick samples. (\Vhere
did you think the name Wu Tang
came from anyway?)

Tim] is a must for \Vu Tang
fans but just a possibility for casual
listeners.

Band makes phishy Bllﬂl‘t Dll latest [in

By Eli Humble
StaﬂCritir

The new album from Phish,
Crime: o{tbe .Mind, is a collabora—
tion wit a long-time band friend
and songwriting contributor, the
Dude of Life.

The Vermont quartet has
gained an overwhelming group of
fans since they began around
1988. By touring constantly and
gaining positive word of mouth
support, and refraining from
churning out videos every other
month, Phish has become one of
the most popular and respected
bands in the country.

The new album, Crimes of the
Mind, is basicall Phish playin
the music with t e Dude of Lifg
handling all the lead vocal duties.
To be honest, this album is not

lll0 minors

OK, kids. I want you to follow
me on a road that may sound all
too familiar to some ofyou.

It’s Friday evening. As you sit
around with your friends (if you
have any), you start to think of

prospective things

to do for the wee

end. Here’s a
quick run-down:

Choice No. 1:
Check out a
movie. Not a bad
choice, but the
increasing admis-

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Slon prices can
Kernel really add up. Also,
Column,” aside from a few

1 bright spots (“Pulp
Fiction” and “Nat-
ural Born Killers”) and whatever is
playing at the Kentucky Theatre,
there really isn’t much worth see—
in .
Choice No. 2: Search, for a
party. This year, I’ve been to a few
good ones, which is great com—
pared to last year. One friend of
mine always knows where the par-
ties are. It’s like he has a radio
scanner strictly devoted to dis—
patching him of the whereabouts
of the weekend’s partying festivi—
‘ties. Still, you can never depend on
a party, much less a good one,
every weekend.

Wait a second! Why don’t we
go see a local band? Hey! What a
great idea! We can hang out with
interesting people our age, hear
some decent live music and just
have a good old time. Enough
talking, let’s go!

“Sorry, kids. You have to be 21
to enter the remises,” says a gruff
bouncer working the door.

“But, sir, we just want to listen
to music. We’re not going to
drink. Honest.”

“Tough cookies, al. This place
is for adults only. y don’t you
go pla on a swing set some-
where? he concludes.

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among their best.

The album’s opener, “Dahlia,”
sounds a lot like “Sample in a Jar”
from their last album, Hoist. The
format obviously leans more
toward concise songwritin r as
opposed to the famous free— ow-
ing improvisational tangents.

U next is “Family Picture.”

The lyrics are fairly amusing in
this one, as well as in a few others
on the album. The Dude has a
decent voice, but he’s no Robert
Plant. In fact, he’s no Trey Anas-
tasio or Page O’Connell, who nor-
mally share most of the vocals.

“Self” opens 11 ) at a plodding

ace but suddenly picks up. It
becomes clear that Phish is letting
its al have a moment in the sun,
as t ey lay back and let him deliver
his hit-or—miss lyrics in an almost
comical manner. There are no

lengthy, jaw—dropping guitar solos

See what I mean? Considering
the options of activities in Lexing-
ton, being denied the chance to
hear live music makes everything
all the more frustrating.

Most students, while on their
way to class (when the do go),
will notice quite a few yers pro—
moting upcoming shows for local
bands. Most of them are usually
creatively interesting and often
prompt me to laugh out loud.

The fact is, I will probably
never get to see any of these bands
play until Jan. 1, 1996, when I turn
21. Unless, of course, any of my
faithful readers know where I can
get a good fake ID.

Earlier this year, many of these
bands played on the Student Cen-
ter lawn. Pretty cool, except they
played at noon, a time when stu—
dents are either eating, sitting in
class or rolling out of bed.

When I was in Columbus a
week ago, the venue that I attend—
ed was right across the street from
the Ohio State University campus.
Right across the street! Can you
imagine that?

Anyone could swing by
between classes to see what
nationall renowned act would be
in town (fining the next few weeks.
Must be nice.

I know something is missing
from my column: a solution. I
honestl don’t know what can be
done. he “stamping the hand”
business doesn’t seem to work, so
your guess is as ood as mine.

I really feel ad for the hands
because there are lots of open-
minded, underaged folks who are
hungry for some live music.
Word—of‘mouth publicity is a
good way, not to mention a cheap
way, to increase popularity. While
you guys try to think of a resolu-
tion, I guess I‘m going to pick out
a movie to see this weekend.

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