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Let's Help
WSSF

UNIVERSITY

VOLUME XL

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Vice President
Accepts Gifts
To SUB Chapel

Aff King And Queen

Will Be Crowned

Gifts to the SUB Chapel will be
acknowledged by Dr. Leo Chamberlain,
of the University,
at dedication seiV.ces Monday m
5 p. m.
The dedication, held in the
because of a lack of seatins
space in the chapel itself, is undei
the direction of Elliott Jones, pres
ident of the YMCA; Virginia Henry,
president of the YWCA: and Franco;
Barnettc, worship chairman of the
YWCA.
The Rev. Dr. James Ken
nedy, rector of Christ Church, wil
deliver the address.
Communion service is held here
weekly by Methodist Students. Tht
Chaplin of the Episcopalian Canterbury Club regularly celeorates the
Holy Comunion here. The room is
open for prayer at all times the
SUB is open.
Designed to seat 20 people,
furnished chapel contains
carpet, chairs, an altar with a cross
and candles, a crimson dossal, and

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The annual Block and Bridle Fall
Festival is scheduled for Thursday
and Friday nights, at the University

Dr. Kenneth Wright. University
violinist and concertmaster of the
Orchestra,
University
Symphony
Matured in this week s Sun-Hoday Mus.cale at 4 p.m. in Memorial
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The editorial staff of the
will meet at 4 p.m. today
in the Kyian office, Charles M.
Patrick, editor, has announced.
All members of this staff ara
asked to attend.
Ken-tucki- an

Patent Office
Has Openings

The U. S. Civil Service Commission recently announced they would
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accept applications for filling Pat.W ll
lWm0W1r J:AV-ent Adviser positions in WashingRoy. Bruce Ferguson, and Sue Dossett check the WSSF ther(Left to right) Bob McCowan. Walter
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mometers that will be placed on campus next week to show progress in the drive. The goal for the
need for financial assistance. A 2.
The nnsitinns tn he filled nnv nn- drive has been set at $2000.
standing must be maintained dur- - nual saiaries ranging from $3825 to
ing the four years of college.
$6400. Qualifying applicants must
Application forms must be filled have had either college study or
out by the nominee and signed by scientific or technical experience in
the alumnus making the nominaa field of physical science or in
tion. Final selection of the recipiengineering, or a combination of
ent will be made next spring by the such study and experience. In adUniversity Scholarship Committee.
dition, they must have had appropriate professional experience. No
(Editor's Note: The Kernel is in
written test will be required.
following
no way responsible for
Whatever be your case, you may
Further information and applica- "story." Anyone wishingthe hang the
to
tion forms may be obtained at post writer or file a petition to commit be the winner of Alpha Phi Omega's
second annual Ugly Man Contest.
offices, from Civil Service regional
fill out In reality, it makes little difference
him to an
offices, or from the U. S. Civil Serv- a special institution, please in
the if you have hawg-lik- e
form obtainable
features or
ice Commission, Washington
25,
ofice.)
look like a Greek god after his regD. C. Applications should be sent Kernel
Gentlemen, do your ears provide ular Saturday night bath. The conto the Commission's Washington of
transportatest, which is designed as a popularfice and must be received not later you with
tion? That is, on a windy day when ity determiner, is all in fun.
than Nov. 23, 1949.
an unexpected gust comes along do
Contest Dates Announced
By Shirley Porter
you find yourself sailing high above
who
more fun
According to the
This week has been
McVey Hall? Perhaps your friends
where. When we got to the door.
have some excellent prospects them- Is
than a barrel of monkeys. I've had he whispered in my ear that 1
to commemocall you
rate your streamlined nose that selves, the contest will be held from
have to give hjm Cab farel
Anrl LOaCHCS
than 1 Ve eVer had ln aU the rest of hnmp ran it
casts a shadow three feet before you. Nov. 28 to Dec. 20. Votes will be sold
e
mv rintv T
my life put together.
at one cent eacn. xne pi uterus wui
Contest Sponsored By APO
1 shouldn't complain, cause after all
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The ellers have been real nice
again, you may
the idol be used to finance service projects
Wal"lyAa.U'L T?L?ut that l3tC honored with a luncheon at the Stu- - of Then combined women'sberesidence sponsored by the fraternity.
aD0Ut it
When I first asked
the
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Many would-b- e
Umon Buildin8 n Deccontestants have
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them they would kinda gee and
Ben
til the J,Ji dentthe Alumni Association. 5. Helen halls. Little girls twittering in vari- already begun to "get in shape" for
haw around 'til I informed them
b'
ous grills choke on their cokes 'n
I.- - f! Ki"S- - executive secretary, has an- - crackers when you make your statel"5nJSJ
the affair. Some have been reported
that they couldn't refuze me. It J1
Mr. John Gleason
shore is surpnsin how nice a feller it.
e
entrance. They may see to be spending a few hours in meo.- It makes it more fun when nounced of Men A. D. Kirwan. head ly
Dean
tation in a local stockyard pig pen.
is if you just ask them out fer a there is a lot competin'.
prince
you as a
I shore
suke dinner. They get downrite have been doing a lot of running to football coach from 1938 to 1944. clad in pink and purple satins al- When questioned they commend
friendly.
Pa always said that a git in shape. But still it ain't much will be the principal speaker. Other though there may be a hole in the "vife wanted to learn how to grunt
speakers will include Head Coach left heel of your sox.
like a hawg."
way to a man's heart is by the wsy compared to
how some of the oth- of his stomach.
Lots Vort
has er gals are practicin'. About mid-tol- d Paul Bryant, UK President H. L.
Donovan, and J. Stephen Watkins,
me that they am t
much
my roommate de-- !
last
success this week, cause the boys night tr frit nite n lotHo ovtr4 rimr- - - president of the Alumni group..
riHoH w
in
h"-B'" " "
Bernie A. Shivley, athletic director
are kinda backward.
aln'f feeffi
The workshop program for Kenand treasurer of the Alumni Assocthem that may
tucky deans, head residents, houseiation, will serve as toastmaster.
the fellers rite.
cause she is a city gal and needed
mothers,
and student counselors
Members of the current football
Turnip-Chompi- n
Girl Pays Fare
a while I
will be held next Friday. RegistraThe other nite we come out of it. After coached her crawled out of squad, the coaching staff, and sevsome.
tion will take place in Jewell Hall
eral Kentucky sports writers and
the picture show kinda late and f bed and Dance Scheduled
The Chinese feast on rice, and the
a.m.
who have followed the Italians crave spaghetti, but Satur- all the boys will run for their life. from
didn't have time to take my date
night is 1949 campaign, will be the guests
The big dance
The program consists of talks by
home and get myself in when I really going to betomorrow
day afternoon you will find UK men On the second signal, the girls can Mrs.
a humdinger.
It of honor.
Sarah B. Holmes, dean of
had to be there. Well, he was rite
chomping on turnips. Yes, turnips.
the boys until sundown. These
Tickets may be obtained at the those small, round, aroma filled, chase official Sadie Hawkins rules women: Dr. Jane Haselden. assistsweet and said he would take
are
Alumni office or reservations made white and purple, root vegetables from Dogpatch. Any man a girl is ant dean of women: Mrs. Carl Scott,
home. But I should've known that
housemother of Sayre Hall: Mrs.
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by phone or mail.
there would be a ketch to it some- devoured by the bushels in
lucky enough to catch is legally hers Jessie Adams, speech therapist at
He Lafayette High School: Elsie Dot-sofor the rest of the afternoon.
The Turnip Chomping Contest must abide by her wishes because
Gloria
counselor:
barracks
will start at 2:30 p.m. on the Intrathat is the fate of all single men on Ea.tburn. president of Alpha Gammural football field behind the Stu- Sadie Hawkins Day.
Leslie Martin, perma Delta: Mr.
dent Union.
The
field is open for sonnel department; and Dr. James
The chompers are Al Gordon, practice intramural at all times. Start W. Gladden, sociology department.
running
ZBT; Fred Nichols, SN; Howard now,
Miss Margaret Bruce Cruise. Unidon't delay, and be prepared
Dickey, PKT; Don Wilson, PKA:
versity social director, will preside.
Hawkins Day!
Harold Potts, PDT; Jack Beatty, Sadie
DTD: Jim Duffy, AGR; Tom Griffin, SAE; Jack Dennv. SPE; Lee
Barker, ATO; Holt Mastin. ASP;
Fred Molsberger, LCA: Dave Chapman, DX: Harry Bickel. SX; Forest
Grider, KS; and Walter Patrick,,
PSK.
A prize will be awarded to the
By Joe t'ovle
winner by one of the local stores.
The music, art and drama de- bols decorating the entrance and
The official Sadie Hawkins Race partments are moving into the new
building. They
will start at 2:30 (the same time Fine Arts building around Nov. 15. the tower of the
by
Mr. Raymond
the chompers chomp on the In- Dr. Stein. Mr. Rannells. and Mr. wore designed the department.
tramural field. On the first signal Briggs. heads of the respective de- Bamhardt of feature of the conHowever,
partments are visibly pleased over struction of the building which has
the
the matter. Pleased they well should given the art faculty members the
be. for they are transferring irom most satisfaction is the style of the
temporary quarters, into one of the windows in the building. Their sills
most modernistic, best equipped col- are a foot higher than normal winApproximately 35 awards will be lege buildings in the country.
dows and run straight to the ceil-inmade available to American citizens
The music department in the new
In the rooms used for sculpfor independent research or teaching in Italian Universities during building, for instance, is equipped turing, ramps running down in the
with one of the most usetul gadgets floor make the ceilings one and a
the 1950-5- 1
academic year, accordMr. Rannells
ing to Dr. A. E. Bigge, secretary of to come along in many moons. The half inches taller.
interthe Fulbright programs at the Uni- wadset is a combination w ire re- was directly responsible for the decommunication system and
sign of these windows and was conversity.
Dr.
Applications
for the Fulbright corder. Fromto his otfice.any ofStem sulted on all phases of their conwill be able
the. struction as he was on other work
talk to
Award mu.st be made before Nov. 30.
Requests for application forms and studios in his dapaitment. and if he in the buildim:. The pet baby of
chooses, to make a wire recording the art department has been the
other information should be adIn the music building of the shelving, storage
dressed to the Committee on Inter- of the conversation.
new cabinets and lockers, described by
national Exchange of Persons. department section of the
buikling the studios aie acoustiMr. Rannells as -- proven superior
Washington 25. D. C.
en;i-- ; over
a period of years to any others
Inquiries concerning graduate cally the best that modern
used by colleges m the Central
study in any European country neering could devise.
The music department h:is noth- - Kentucky area.'' which will be movwith which the United States has
an exchange agreement will be an- ing on the art department, howeier. ed into the building. Other interMr. Rannells can be justifiably esting features of the art departswered by Dr. Bigge.
k
proud of the beautiful art gallfly ment setup will be the
Arts library,
the
Faculty Meeting Scheduled just off the foyer, with its indirect sluhi'ig m muralsFine be painted by
to
lighting,
its sweeping, futuristic and future
"Monday In i.aflerty Hall
construction, its movable partitions a noted muralist.
if ayntLmirgim if mum n
'wn.ilr
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Perhaps the most impressive feaThe University Faculty will meet which can be used to create smaller
at 4 p. m. in Lafferty Hall. All galleries for smaller art slums. ture of the Fine Arts biuliini'4 is the
rise Krii 'ison, recipient of the Panlit'llenir t'oiin il scholarship, discusses her native country. Denmark,
lar-- e
tin atcr built into it for the
taculty momhrrs nre nrl'.ed to he Members of the art department also
with Ann Marklin llt lti, presiilrnt of I'anhellrnir, anil .1111 Mi n 'Iriiiil.lc ui ihll, im.ili nl ul . t.l luu Alpha sorority. Use is living al Hie ZT. house.
point proudly to the cut .stone sym drama department. Its twin en
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Sadie Hawkins Was A Lady
ROTC Corps Who Finally Got Her Man;
Parades Today UK Gals Hope They Can
The University ROTC Cadet Corps
and Band will be dismissed from

Alumni Will Honor

noon to participate to the Ajmistice
Day Parade.
Major Gen. Clift Andrus, in
charge of Military Organizations
ana iTaining oi me u.o. Army,
Washington. D.C, will review the
23 local organizations in the parade.
General Andrus will deliver the
main address tomorrow before a
statewide meeting of the advisory
committees to the National Defense
and Military Manpower Boards. The
meeting w ill be held at the Phoenix
noiei at ii a.m.

Eleven men have been pledged by
Delta Kappa, national
Omicron
senior men's honorary. Ned Breath- itt president, announced early this
week.
The pledges are Waller W. Cooper,
William F. Lawson, George N. Reynolds, Charles M. Patrick, Singleton
Cagle, John Jerald Johnston, Jerry
D. Claiborne, Davis S. Fields, Jr..
Robert M. Coleman, Richard Craf-toand Robert T. McCowan.
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Civil Service Offers

Professional Careers
The New York State Department
of Civil Service is olfering an opportunity to begin professional
careers in the State service to a
limited number of college seniors
and recent graduates.
Selection is made through an examination which will be given on
particular

need in the State service for accountants, bacteriologists and librarians. For complete information
contact the University Director of
Personnel.

Panhellenic To Meet
New Foreign Student
Else Erickson, Danish student
who received the University Pan- scholarship,
liellcnic
Association
vill be introduced
at the pledge
resentation of the Panhellenic
uncil from 7 to 9 p.m. Thursday
in the SUB.
All sorority pledges will be in- troduced to the University deans,
btaffs, and sorority members at the
ceremony.
A program
of music
and dancing will be presented by
Tau Sigma, modern dance group.
A $500 check will be presented by
Ann Macklin, president of Panhel-lanito Mrs. Sarah B. Holmes, dean
of women, for the Frances Jewell
McVey Scholarship fund. This will
make a total of $2500 that Panhc!- has niven to the fund.
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Goal Set At $21)00
On my trip to Europe last year.
I visited many student centers and
saw the great need of both students and faculty. I am sure that
the need is just as great in Asia.
The World Student Service Fund
is organized to extend relief and
help to these students and faculty
people. Certainly, it merits the
of every
careful consideration
University student.
H. L. Donovan

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projects in the countries where it
operates.
Since WSSF's organization. American students and teachers have
given more than two million dollars
for the relief of 87000 universry
students and faculty in Europe.
China, and Southeast Asia.
Projects Listed
it provided 100.00C
In 1947-4pounds of food for European students, established
nine complete
book publishing units for universities
where libraries were destroyed, supfeed n;
supplementary
ported
centers serving 70.000 Chinese students, shipped more than $12,000
worth of laboratory equipment to
universities in Europe and Asia, and
established rest centers and tuberculosis sanitoriums in China. India.
Foland. Germany. Greece. Austria.
Italy. Switzerland, and France.
During the week, solicitations will
be made in classes, in the residence
halls and sorority and fraternity
houses. Individual groups will be
Daily progress
asked to contribute.
on therin the drive will be sho-mometers placed on the campus.
Chairmen Named
Bob McCowan is in charge of the
solicitation at the game. Various
groups on campus have been a.ked
to help with the collection.
Other solicitation chairmen
Eastburn. women's residence..
Walter Roy. men's residences. Joan
Organizations,
Cavannaugh.
and
nH RrilCP FfT?U- Chalhi rarhivhir
son. campus.
Preben Haagensen and Margaret
Wilson are arranging for speakers
for the drive, and Jo Daughtery is
campaign secretary.
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The annual World Student Service
Fund drive will begin on campus
Tuesday evening. Charlotte Garr.
campaign chairman, has announced.
Mr. John Gleason. southern regional secretary for WSSF. will give
the opening speech at a WSSF rally
in the SUB Ballroom at 6:30 p. m.
and a movie on WSSF work will be
shown. The drive will last five days,
ending with a collection at the half
of the Tennessee game Saturday
afternoon.
WSSF is the American branch of
World Student Relief, an international organization for aid to university groups in war devastated
nations. It is the only agency organised for this purpose.
Goal Set At $2,000
"We've set our goal at S2.000. but
we hope to top last year's record".
Miss Garr said. This was the amount
contributed by UK students during
the drive last fall.
Total contributions from American
schools in 1948-4- 9
totaled almost.
$50C.0O0. and this year, the organization hopes to collect $600,000.
The money is sent to WSSF headquarters at Geneva. Switzerland.
WSSF provides food, clothing,
medical aid. books, and housing for
students in Europe and Asia. The

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Of Kyian Editorial Staff

Drive

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Dr. Wright was
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Positions Open For
$2800 Scholarship

and Bridle pledges will
present various stunts on the entertainment program.

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Nominations
for the 1950 UK
Alumni Loyalty Fund Scholarship,
the largest scholarship offered to
University students, are now being
accepted by the Alumni Association,
cattle.
Helen King, secretary,
has anEntertainment for the Festival is nounced.
to be provided by Block and Bridle
The four year scholarship is valmembers. Some of the acts are a
milkmaid and a cornhusking con- ued at $2800. Nominations may be
test. Numerous stunts and contests submitted by any active member of
for both students and faculty mem- the Alumni Association or any orA turkey ganized Alumni club. The nominee
bers are also planned.
raffle is scheduled for one of the must be a graduate of an accredited
high school, and have
definite
nights.

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Arizona State College, Tempe, Ariz.,
and from 1944-4- 9 was head of the
music department at Mississippi
State College for Women, Columbus.
Miss. He joined the University
September.
oi staff inSpecial Guests Listed
appear
Umversit music sU
Prof. Patch, accompanist for Sun- of mu.sicais. day's musical, is also a graduate of
m tne current
Qthcr sla
members who have the Eastman School of Music and
eiven recitals nre Robert Flovd joined
University staff in Seppianist, and Arnold Blackburn, or- - tember. the
ganist.
Special guests at the recital will
Patch Is Accompanist
be members of instrumental erouDs
Accompanist ior ounaav s recnai at Henry Ciay and Lafavelte High
will be another newcomer to the schools.
music department. Pianist Nathan- The program, which has been
Patch.
vided into three parts, will include
A native of Nebraska. Dr. Wright in part one: "Sonata in D Major" p.
credence-tablholds degrees from Hastings College, by
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part two:
The dedication program is a pari
Hastings. Nebr.. and the Eastman "Duo, Opus 162, for Violin and
School of Music, Rochester, N. Y. Piano." bv Schubert: and Dart of the world week of prayer spon
He has been a member of the Kan-- I three: "Prelude No. VI t FootsteDs sored by the YMCA and YWCA.
sas City and Rochester Philhar- - In the Snowl" by Debussy, "Etude Prayer services will be held in the
monic Orchestras and the New Or- - No. II" by Wieniawski. "Toccta" by chapel at 5 p. m., Tuesday through
leans Symphony Orchestra.
Kenneth Wright, "Prelude" by Ger-- ! F riday.

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stock pavilion according to Carl
I J a m i fin nndipnr ef tVtA crnun
of the king and queen
of the College of Agriculture and
Economics is to be the man.
event of the program. Both were
elected Wednesday at a special con- vocation of Agriculture and Horn,;
Names of the
Economics students.
Iinansi win not De maae puonc unui
the date ol the festival.
Stock Exhibited
. Thursday night activities
include
showing of livestock to be ex
the
hibited at the International Livestock Exposition to be held at
Chicago later this year. Awards for
various exhibits by clubs and depart irents of the College of Agriculture will be included on the same
program.
(Picture on Pace Six)
Contests among the students who
have groomed and fitted prize cattle, sheep, and hogs during the current semester have been arranged
for the same night. Sheep, owned
by the UK Farm, will be put on display. All participants are members
of advanced livestock management
'
classes.
Teams Introduced
Members of the various UK livestock judging teams will be introduced on Friday night. In the animal division of the last night's
program will be the showing of beef

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LEXINGTON', KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1949

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Annual Fall Festival Scheduled
Next Thursday, Friday Nights

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Hongry Varmints Will Vie Begins Monday
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When Music, Art, Drama Groups Transfer
trances open into an
sight for those who have been used
to seeing plays in the old Guisnol
theater. The new theater embodies
all the modern features that a thealook in
ter planner with a far-off

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his eye could devise. These features include 434 cushioned seats
set in rows 45 inches apart for leg
comfort and a 77 foot grid at the
stage.
elec-- i
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tronic switchboard, and the stae
with
equipped
shop completely
brand-neelectric power tools, are
other features. A safety measure
incorporated in the theater is its
asbestos curtain.
There is a luxurious "Green
Room" downstairs which will serve
as a call room for the actors. Surrounding it are five dressing rooms,
a costume construction room, a costume storage room, two large dressing rooms which will be used by
choruses, and several individual
showers.
Another interea'"ng r :nm in the
drama departmei ..is the small lab
theater with a seating capacity of
140. complete in every detail where
plays will be tried out and criticized
before being taken to the big stage.
More could be written about the
new Fine Arts building, but. like a
real work of art. it nuist he 'cen
to be appreciated.
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be the fact that then much of the
campus and school news would not
be past and forgotten before it is
printed. For instance, the story of
a football game played on Saturday
does not come out until the following Friday. By that time everyone
has forgotten about it.
I recognize that the Kernel Staff
would have to do more work. But
paper,
UK once had a
before the war, and I hope that
now. with the war over four and
years, that we can return
standard. UK
again to our pre-was many
had only about one-ha- lf
students then as now, too.

The Kentucky Kernel

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Sports Editor
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Business Manager
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Society Editor
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James Eddleman, Betty Boggess,
and Dick Macke
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sorry wish you'd railed
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Mumblings
of a
Mountaineer

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Reporters

conditions will not improve.
The 1949 drive, whic h
at UK on Xov. 15, is our best
opportunity to show our willingness to help create a prosperous
continent from the ruins of war. Each student's share of the
S2(XX) goal is indeed small in proportion to the g(K)d to Ik' derived from it.

By Josef

Howdy,
V.al, faller mail stewdents the
wimmen has giv the ulteematum
this weak. Yessir, hits run like a
mule or be kotched by
I ben
sum long laigged shemale.
playin hide 'n seek with a haf dozen
ovameicshus, buckteethed gals all
weak musell.
Hcwsomever. all this chasin haint
whut hits scrapped up tuh be.
tuh what I ben seein lately
hits jest a matter of gittin the rite
gals in on the chase.
One spechilly onhansum critter, I
seen, finally got sum rite pusonable
filly a laigging hit in
d
hir direckshun so he tuk off sort of
easy like so's she'd be shore tuh
snag him. Wal, hit seems thet he
got his idees crossed up a leetle.
cause bout time he looked bak to see
iffen she was gaining on him enny,
she latched onta sum other feller.
This por boy was so discumboblated
that he fergot to stop running an
all at oncet he drapped outa site
into one of tham ditches thets being
dug over tuh the new Arts Buildin.
But that warn't the wust ov hit
he landed rite precise dab in the

lap of sum frackle faced gal what
looked almost as dispurty as SadieHawkins hersef.
I kan't hep but notis the high cor- relatchen a 'tween the arrival of the
Gee Eye cheks, and the new haircuts what shows up immegetely
I heer thet the Barber's
Union is gonna collaburate with
Jahn Rankin on his next veterans
bonus attempt.
They's ben rite mutch electioneering tawk goin on round the kampis
lately spechilly cents the rumor got
hitsef spread thet Dr. Donavan was
excusin stewents fum classes tur to
go home an vote.
Kum tuh think ov hit there's ben
more publisatee an deeskushun on
questshun
than
this salary-lim- it
theys ben on the hull passel of ofthrowed together.
fice seekers
It looks like the Yes's had a
purty middlin chanct tuh kum thru
iffen these wimmen foks don't jest
say No fum force cf habit.
Seams tuh me hits a rite favorit-abl- e
oppertunity for Kaintuk tuh
hove a sizable step farnvards.
Be seein ot ye.

The Middleman
A recent statement by a local sportswriter to the effect that
the Cincinnati band outshone the UK band evidently launched
a trickle of letters to the Kernel editor concerning the best band

LETTERS

goat-ieet-

in

In Dixie.
The same writer, as we remember it, asked sarcastically win
the band hadn't played for another Cincinnati game, though the
game was played lief ore any University class had leen organized.
Not satisfied, he stated with authority two weeks later that
nothing had
heard or seen of the band, though 120 band
and staff memlx-rhad gone through almost a doen practice
sessions in sight of Hose Street near the stock pavilion.
Such observations do little to improve anv organization.
The
UK band is not perfect, nor has anvone claimed it to lx'.
The most vitriolic ol those who complain invariablv fail to
sign their letters. Though other sch(X)ls have a healthv respect
for tlie band, a minority of UK students each year decide that
something should lx- - done to change it.
Actually, the activities of the band are a matter of personal
taste. There are two distinct types of bands; the flashy, burlesque-lik- e
ones and those which depend upon precision marching and
excellent playing for their effect. By far the more difficult to
attain is the latter, demanding infinitely more training and practice.
Many UK fans do not want the Best Band In Dixie to resort to
jazz and the theater for football game performances.
Some ol
them realized the apparent reason for the glee club's singing at
the Cincinnati game the State Vocal Clinic was in session on the
campus, and its niemlxTs were University guests at the game.
The band, like The Kernel, is almost perpetually caught between groups of differing opinions. There is continual disagreethe groups, and they often blame those on the
ment
middle ground for things with which thev don't agree.
It would seem
to stand
the things we have and
to let changes come in an orderly wav, as the majority demands.
There has lx'en a gixxl spirit of
Ix'tween the people
of Lexington and the students of the University, and there is no
reason to change it now.
We liope that the pages of the Kernel will not be converted
into a battlefield for the issue-- . But since this is a paper dedicated
to student opinion, lair representation on all questions will remain
its goal. We would, however, appreciate useful suggestions instead of hysterics in letters concerning all campus activities.
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to the Editor
The WSSF Drive

Editor, The Kernal:
The World Student Service Fund
i; launching its annual drive on the
campus next week. This drive is
unique in that it appeals directly
tc the students and faculty for its
entire support not depending upon
outside sources to assist in raising
funds. The money raised in this
drive will be distributed among student centers in countries where
there is a dire need of material assistance. Books, food, and clothing
i re desperately
needed but the students do not possess adequate funds
tr purchase these things.
This past summer I had the opd
portunity of viewing
rctua
student conditions. The
1. aucit y of material needs was amaz-in- '.
Gne Austrian girl, who was a
major at the University
ol Vienna, pointed out that many
students were existing on a starvation diet thus subjecting themselves
tr disease. Their homes had been
bombed during the war and they
were forced to live in any kind ol
hovel that, was available. The
and many times tuber cular looking foreign student ap- -

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They're
swell on the field.
great, big .wonderful wildcats. But
what do they do with them after
the games? Are they kept under
velvet wraps in a moth proofed
prison somewhere? We'd like to see
a
how those guys look without

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